Casey Rocket riff roasts Joe Begley into the ER

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  • @dennispugh7368
    @dennispugh7368 9 місяців тому +500

    Casey is unroastable. All of Joe's jokes were better and hit harder, but Casey is a crab, and his shell protects him.

    • @GrooveMcDuck
      @GrooveMcDuck 9 місяців тому +5

      Joe's jokes were awful. They were just structured more like "jokes" than Casey's were.

    • @MF22525
      @MF22525 8 місяців тому +5

      @@GrooveMcDuck I thought they were good if not a little predictable. Casey’s the exact opposite, you never know what you’re about to hear.

    • @ryanfou
      @ryanfou 7 місяців тому +18

      @@MF22525 “a horse called. They think your arms are weird” 😂

    • @dannyboy6481
      @dannyboy6481 7 місяців тому

      its called being funny dawg

    • @billyboing215
      @billyboing215 7 місяців тому +1

      He's too fast in conjunction with the sideways movement makes him untouchable

  • @Daygoth
    @Daygoth 7 місяців тому +140

    1:50 "Casey moves like Michael Jackson if he was always white"
    That's hilarious and spot on.

    • @styler3585
      @styler3585 6 місяців тому +2

      Both these guys are hilarious and original

    • @joeydurant6267
      @joeydurant6267 4 місяці тому +1

      Can't believe no one made a joke about the damn light bulb. It's a meth prop it writes itself.

  • @nickscott262
    @nickscott262 7 місяців тому +137

    I love how there is nothing written on the paper when he flips it over. Total frickin genius

    • @thejoebegs
      @thejoebegs  6 місяців тому +23

      I didn’t realize this until we got in the green room. And we had a really good laugh about it.

  • @ws8061
    @ws8061 9 місяців тому +268

    “Joe looks like Carrot bottom” was actually pretty funny

  • @PatrickShaughnessy-y3j
    @PatrickShaughnessy-y3j 11 місяців тому +434

    this dude is about to blow up, hes funnier than 95 percent of the comics who are currently doing theaters and arenas

    • @thejoebegs
      @thejoebegs  11 місяців тому +94

      I agree, Casey is about to be huge.

    • @Spaltyslife
      @Spaltyslife 10 місяців тому +19

      I love casey! He is a great co host on the William Montgomery show!

    • @zag4779
      @zag4779 9 місяців тому +5

      Yep, this guy is going places

    • @Lockdown335
      @Lockdown335 9 місяців тому +6

      @anthonywoodbury89 poor bby

    • @welhynole4082
      @welhynole4082 9 місяців тому +8

      @@thejoebegsyou’re the man for posting this. Subscribed to you now

  • @bevrosity
    @bevrosity 10 місяців тому +128

    this was all about casey, and, joe, you handled it perfectly.

    • @leeklip
      @leeklip 9 місяців тому +5

      Joe handled this great. It's hard to handle the randomness of casey rocket.

  • @andrewford4473
    @andrewford4473 7 місяців тому +42

    When Casey flipped the paper over. I about died💀💀😂

  • @Konglomerant
    @Konglomerant 9 місяців тому +58

    You can hear David Lucas in the crowd laughing…🤣

    • @thejoebegs
      @thejoebegs  9 місяців тому +13

      That’s Mike Eaton lol

    • @firstlast7184
      @firstlast7184 9 місяців тому +75

      ​@@thejoebegsUsually it's David eatin'

    • @ctrlartdel
      @ctrlartdel 7 місяців тому +2

      SHIITTT I love me some David! I hope he makes it through the attempted cancellation. I think he will.

  • @benpeters9851
    @benpeters9851 6 місяців тому +23

    "Your arms are weird" hit so hard😊

    • @jefferson808
      @jefferson808 5 місяців тому

      Alien Trevor arms

    • @MatthewFors-f8x
      @MatthewFors-f8x 2 місяці тому +1

      @@jefferson808 like "corey and trevor" trevor?

    • @jefferson808
      @jefferson808 2 місяці тому +1

      @@MatthewFors-f8x smokes, let’s go.

    • @MatthewFors-f8x
      @MatthewFors-f8x 2 місяці тому

      @@jefferson808 all i got is pepperoni

  • @scottwilson8978
    @scottwilson8978 9 місяців тому +50

    Why does the turkey meat roast fit so perfectly?

  • @quintonphinney587
    @quintonphinney587 9 місяців тому +69

    Casey is going to be HUGE. Guy keeps tears flowing the whole time.

  • @bonsur7412
    @bonsur7412 9 місяців тому +28

    YOU THOUGHT THE CRAB WAS BLUFFIN’?

  • @hafestos
    @hafestos 9 місяців тому +18

    Looking like Carrot Bottom is funny af. Get that girl on stage 😂

    • @thejoebegs
      @thejoebegs  8 місяців тому

      One of the best heckles in a minute

    • @mikemike7326
      @mikemike7326 2 місяці тому

      One of the judges used that on Casey first I believe, it’s been going around. Still funny tho!

  • @jonstango6462
    @jonstango6462 9 місяців тому +11

    Kirsten dunst really needs an hour special. So funny.

  • @LocalB.B.HChamp97
    @LocalB.B.HChamp97 7 місяців тому +23

    "Hey Joe, I got an idea! Eat dirt, slimebag" is insane. Casey proves that this world doesn't value technical skill nor wisdom but blind confidence.

    • @Daygoth
      @Daygoth 5 місяців тому +1

      In a dark age, crab is king.

  • @jefflukey123
    @jefflukey123 7 місяців тому +3

    The blowfish eating a carrot sound bite in the first 30 seconds caught me off guard. Lmfao

  • @chavocinco
    @chavocinco 8 місяців тому +6

    😅😅😅Tears rolling down my...the written statement that transitioned into a political speech....genius😂😂😂😂

    • @thejoebegs
      @thejoebegs  7 місяців тому +5

      Wildest part was when we got off stage, I asked to see the speech. It was just a piece of paper with worms written on it over and over again.

    • @chavocinco
      @chavocinco 6 місяців тому

      @@thejoebegs stfu! I salute 🫡 the worm speech!!!🎤

  • @michealscott6536
    @michealscott6536 9 місяців тому +10

    Joes’ Jokes were specific and strong. Loved it

  • @eustacebagge7831
    @eustacebagge7831 22 дні тому

    I really appreciate this editing

  • @Sam-um9nu
    @Sam-um9nu 10 місяців тому +55

    honestly really sweet how caseys not actually mean. reminds me of norm. edit: these are the most brilliant roasts against casey wow

    • @ConspiracyGamesAndPodcastClips
      @ConspiracyGamesAndPodcastClips 9 місяців тому +1

      Yes! 😂 I got Norm vibes too! LOVE THIS GUY!! ❤

    • @The_King_Basi
      @The_King_Basi 9 місяців тому +6

      Norm and Robin Williams had cocaine fueled (not gay) sex then Casey came out fully grown

    • @jeremysales1232
      @jeremysales1232 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@The_King_Basiit's not gay if it's once a day.

    • @dustinb1070
      @dustinb1070 7 місяців тому

      A guy once told me it's not gay if you don't really like it.

  • @rcnyoplait
    @rcnyoplait 10 місяців тому +17

    80s fitness instructor was funny (until rude audience stepped on it)
    Good roasts by you

  • @JamieLongbottome
    @JamieLongbottome 3 місяці тому +4

    "carrot bottom" would've killed if a comedian said it

  • @aarondobbs2958
    @aarondobbs2958 4 місяці тому +4

    Theres nothing on the paper 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @westinian3144
    @westinian3144 6 місяців тому +6

    i was literally brought to tears when he flipped over the paper to reveal it was completely blank😭

  • @ConspiracyGamesAndPodcastClips
    @ConspiracyGamesAndPodcastClips 9 місяців тому +11

    Just found out about him. And I'm so happy he exists! 😂😂😂
    Laughing so hard it hurts!

    • @ctrlartdel
      @ctrlartdel 7 місяців тому

      Watch the 12 minute set with him in the Grimmus suit at some hotel lobby that has 15-20 folks in the room! It’s the funniest shit I’ve ever seen in my life

  • @4Everlast
    @4Everlast 7 місяців тому +3

    That M.Jackson joke was the joke of the night. Bravo, sir.

  • @TravisRiver
    @TravisRiver 6 місяців тому +8

    It's a shame this show can't get their mics plugged into their cameras.

    • @northofbrandon
      @northofbrandon Місяць тому

      they just need to plug into the board. It's simple. That's the worst part.

  • @Severalangrybees
    @Severalangrybees 9 місяців тому +3

    That written statement was a bombshell

  • @Cyber_Cowboy
    @Cyber_Cowboy 9 місяців тому +12

    2:30 Is that Tony henchcliff? the only one laughing?

    • @thejoebegs
      @thejoebegs  8 місяців тому

      It's actually Mike Eaton

  • @SeeYaSpike
    @SeeYaSpike 9 місяців тому +3

    Casey is such an amazing comic. The way he performs on stage is how he gets you. When I first saw him I thought he was way too much and corny, but he plays the spastic character so well.

  • @JohnDoe-u5n9c
    @JohnDoe-u5n9c 15 днів тому

    I swear that was Casey Rocket doing the swords and sandals crowd dance at the beginning

  • @EllipsesMusicc
    @EllipsesMusicc 9 місяців тому +4

    you guys both did great, what a classy, silly, and totally lovable watch that was 🎉🎉

  • @aarondobbs2958
    @aarondobbs2958 4 місяці тому

    Props to both comedians yall are both fantastic.

  • @TheMFJoe781
    @TheMFJoe781 3 місяці тому

    Carrot bottom joke was actually funny and whoever hit that HEHE during Casey’s set was legendary

  • @ConspiracyGamesAndPodcastClips
    @ConspiracyGamesAndPodcastClips 9 місяців тому +5

    Props to you both!
    😅😂
    It must he tough to roast a living fever dream! Great job guys!

  • @RadMartigan
    @RadMartigan 15 днів тому

    Man this was the closest roast ive seen, both did great!!

  • @brandonturner97
    @brandonturner97 Місяць тому

    That was a good battle 😂

  • @2North0Star6
    @2North0Star6 7 місяців тому +3

    Solid job by joe but dang casey hit it out of the park

  • @tippinonmyha1321
    @tippinonmyha1321 9 місяців тому +3

    Joe was great but damn Casey is a character all around. He has such deliveries.

  • @brooksy3069
    @brooksy3069 6 місяців тому +2

    im at the 2:10 mark and all casey did was call him tall, and slimy, joe said a joke that involved him looking like a country boy thief, and said the 400 turkeys were for all the voices in his head, i mean it's not even close joe is crushing him

  • @k4yser
    @k4yser Місяць тому +1

    NGL, Joe had some really funny punches. It's just almost impossible to not getting overshadowed by the pure insanity of a casey performance.

  • @MGTHP
    @MGTHP 4 місяці тому

    The way he quickdrawed the harmonica

  • @PlanetJigobotTV
    @PlanetJigobotTV 9 місяців тому +2

    This wasba great roast, Caseybis just something else😂

  • @Cyber_Cowboy
    @Cyber_Cowboy 9 місяців тому +11

    It's 2023 when this was made The audio doesn't have to suck balls

    • @dustinb1070
      @dustinb1070 7 місяців тому +1

      It does when you don't have access to the house audio.

  • @un-trackable5705
    @un-trackable5705 9 місяців тому +5

    Im not on sides. This was funny.

  • @ericcassidy6916
    @ericcassidy6916 7 місяців тому +1

    The micheal Jackson joke was great lmao

  • @anonymouspsycho6972
    @anonymouspsycho6972 7 місяців тому +2

    Casey totally dodged that Pelosi drone strike after the eat dirt idea!

    • @LateNightRewrites
      @LateNightRewrites 6 місяців тому

      If Pelosi don't get him Putin will. Not to mention, scientists can't stand him

  • @Mika-pv4bw
    @Mika-pv4bw 9 місяців тому +2

    Joe solid jokes too. Humble as well 💪😎♥️👏

  • @mrSPEEDCASKET
    @mrSPEEDCASKET 7 місяців тому +2

    Never seen Casey Rocket and Nick Cage in the same room just saying 🦀

  • @wrldnkaos76
    @wrldnkaos76 9 місяців тому +3

    Casey is wild af. 🎉 he needs a special asap

    • @thelostsoul5531
      @thelostsoul5531 7 місяців тому

      And he needs to call it " A Special Kind Of Special ".

  • @VictoryVideoVault
    @VictoryVideoVault 5 місяців тому

    I love how when Casey roasts, the roast isn't the goal, its still about entertaining the audience 🤣. He is damn funny

  • @ChurroTheViscous
    @ChurroTheViscous 8 місяців тому +1

    Great jokes joe. Casey is unrivalled.

  • @louieo.blevinsmusic4197
    @louieo.blevinsmusic4197 5 місяців тому

    Both did great. Fun stuff.

  • @jstock2317
    @jstock2317 4 місяці тому

    Carrot Bottom HOLY SHIT THAT WAS A HECKLE!

  • @crodrig
    @crodrig 3 місяці тому

    Most wholesome roast I've ever seen "Joe looks like a carrot bottom" 😂

    • @jpxgs
      @jpxgs Місяць тому

      tf is a wholesome roast

  • @trevorn2969
    @trevorn2969 6 місяців тому

    Commander Riff Supreme Reigns Victorious Once Again

  • @GyzelE
    @GyzelE 9 місяців тому +1

    Both of you did pretty well. I may have come here for Casey, but i enjoyed your material as well, Joe!

  • @Widderic
    @Widderic 6 місяців тому

    I have no idea why this guy makes me laugh but maybes it's the fact that he said "Hey Joe I have an idea, eat slime dirt bag!" while holding an actual lightbulb over his head that he brought with him.

  • @themillzman420
    @themillzman420 9 місяців тому +3

    They definitely look like they're the same person but one really got into acid at a young age

  • @briggshayward1702
    @briggshayward1702 9 місяців тому +3

    BEST. ROAST. EVER.

  • @deankruse2891
    @deankruse2891 2 місяці тому

    Joe had the better roasts, Casey is just chaotic entertaining energy

  • @obsidian7644
    @obsidian7644 6 місяців тому +1

    Casey is an instant legend

  • @VapidVulpes
    @VapidVulpes 9 місяців тому +1

    Hahahahah good stuff, but holy shit that Mitch hedberg joke!

  • @nhatvphan
    @nhatvphan 9 місяців тому +7

    He has Robin William’s energy

  • @A.o.D1991
    @A.o.D1991 2 місяці тому

    Wow I found out about this guy today and I’m dying he’s absurd I’m dying my god he’s a genius

  • @ninjasmok420
    @ninjasmok420 6 місяців тому +1

    casey rocket is Donnie Thornberry all grown up

  • @whitelavender7
    @whitelavender7 9 місяців тому +2

    And nobody has any idea who the 3 judges are or cares lol. Casey is a killer

  • @cezarfenix
    @cezarfenix 4 місяці тому

    That lady murdered him with one line

  • @TGun7
    @TGun7 9 місяців тому +7

    400.00 worth of turkey meat CASEY ISN'T HUNGRY, just needs to feed the voices in his head Casey moves like Michael Jackson if he was always white. Those were top shelf.

  • @christophertolone7944
    @christophertolone7944 5 місяців тому

    Joe literally fades away as the show goes on

  • @firstlast7184
    @firstlast7184 9 місяців тому

    Great fun. Well done to both guys.

  • @cam_ca973
    @cam_ca973 14 днів тому

    You crushed Joe! Great shit for real.

  • @MrMandalore234
    @MrMandalore234 15 днів тому

    I motion the court to make worms scream 🥹 words of a poet

  • @BobbyGrimaldi-de7rz
    @BobbyGrimaldi-de7rz 4 місяці тому

    Casey is the comedian version of Charlie from It's always sunny.

  • @shafali1972
    @shafali1972 11 місяців тому +12

    The chick in the audience roasted harder than Casey

    • @thejoebegs
      @thejoebegs  11 місяців тому +6

      Casey was on one that night. Tough to beat.

    • @ZaphodBeeblebrox-sy8ey
      @ZaphodBeeblebrox-sy8ey 9 місяців тому

      @@thejoebegs and by "one" you mean "way too many"

  • @Spice.Melange
    @Spice.Melange 7 місяців тому +1

    Joe's mouth movements just scream cocaine lmaooo

    • @thejoebegs
      @thejoebegs  7 місяців тому +2

      Nope. Just way too much booze lol.

  • @megleyd
    @megleyd 7 місяців тому

    it would be deafening XD

  • @thejimmysbuffet
    @thejimmysbuffet 4 місяці тому

    Joe came off really smart & funny, and I hadnt seen him before. Way to go. But Casey is just another kind of animal all together. Id love to see them co headline somewhere... would feed both sides of my brain.

  • @mrmusickhimself
    @mrmusickhimself 6 місяців тому +3

    I sincerely don't get why this dude is blowing up.
    Step 1. Open with 90's song lyric
    Step 2: Move like an epliectic crab
    Step 3: Mention Robitussin
    Step 4: Blow Tony

    • @dr_redbanRL
      @dr_redbanRL 5 місяців тому +1

      Remember Williams formula? 1. Name a place
      2. Name a date
      3. Name a person
      4. Say you did a prescription drug
      They do it because it works so well

    • @justkidding8304
      @justkidding8304 3 місяці тому

      You forgot step 5: selling that you enjoyed the sodomy

    • @jedfra9172
      @jedfra9172 2 місяці тому

      @@dr_redbanRL Yep and we all know how that ended.

    • @drownedcreation
      @drownedcreation Місяць тому +1

      You said you don't get why he's blowing up and then explained rather precisely why he is blowing up. Looks as if you do get it, bud.

  • @tashamarie6205
    @tashamarie6205 5 місяців тому

    Joe looks like Casey if he actually ate his vegetables and used head and shoulders.

  • @chrisg7945
    @chrisg7945 7 місяців тому +3

    Casey doesn't have any jokes.....if he didn't move around and look funny would y'all still love him? serious question

  • @Rockiness
    @Rockiness 9 місяців тому +4

    Begs not bad at all considering

    • @thejoebegs
      @thejoebegs  9 місяців тому +8

      Thanks man, it’s like trying to fist fight a hurricane

  • @montl8399
    @montl8399 7 місяців тому

    The audio couldn’t have been worse

  • @OrthodoxyChronicles
    @OrthodoxyChronicles 5 місяців тому

    Casey is unbelievable

  • @UncleBudunkle
    @UncleBudunkle Місяць тому

    I see why you've never made it out of the open mic "circuit".

  • @SmokezHerb
    @SmokezHerb 6 місяців тому

    microsoft co-pilots summary of the two gentlemen in this video:
    You
    Tell me more about Casey Rocket and Joe Begley.
    Copilot
    Casey Rocket and Joe Begley were the subjects of a roast battle. Here are some key points about them:
    Casey Rocket:
    Background: Casey got arrested in high school for stealing $400 worth of turkey meat from a grocery store.
    Physical Traits: He moves like Michael Jackson if he were always white.
    Addiction: Casey was addicted to robotussin for about a decade.
    Dreams: He thinks he’s actively living out his dream as a mumble rapper.
    Joe Begley:
    Background: Joe was born and raised in Connecticut but acts like he was born in “poopy diaper town.”
    Business Ventures: He started his own business called “Preferably Under 16,” which is questionable.
    Arrest Record: Joe is a convicted arsonist.
    Other Facts: He has extremely long arms and loves beating the [expletive] out of minorities in Happ.
    Movie Preference: Joe’s favorite movie is “The Dark Knight,” despite his long arms.

  • @Reezer83
    @Reezer83 6 місяців тому +2

    He is the reincarnation of robin williams. He delivery can be better than the other guys jokes,

  • @aarondobbs2958
    @aarondobbs2958 4 місяці тому

    Casy is gunna be big. Reminds me of like a Robin Williams and Jim Carry had a kid and then carrot top and Gallagher had a kid and then their kids had a kid and this is that kid.

  • @robcanthandlestupidy9249
    @robcanthandlestupidy9249 4 місяці тому

    Pretty impressive MR BEGLEY not bad for a torso. But you challenge a RIFF GOD?

  • @SailHatinSoap
    @SailHatinSoap 9 місяців тому

    The crab better slow down or hes gonna mitch hedburg himself

    • @thejoebegs
      @thejoebegs  9 місяців тому +4

      He’s sober dude

    • @SailHatinSoap
      @SailHatinSoap 9 місяців тому

      @@thejoebegs that's shocking

    • @dsrogersjr
      @dsrogersjr 9 місяців тому

      He's sober now but the voices are forever

  • @Rog-.-775
    @Rog-.-775 9 місяців тому

    Wooooow! There was nothing written on that paper!!!!!! Bahahahahaahahaha

  • @jonathonwoodard2097
    @jonathonwoodard2097 4 місяці тому

    Joe held his the rocket though

  • @idkanaccountname
    @idkanaccountname 9 місяців тому

    Joe has some good jokes, too

  • @garthkite
    @garthkite 5 місяців тому +1

    Joe was great but how can you roast a guy thats already fried?

  • @teedomeowgi7959
    @teedomeowgi7959 8 місяців тому

    Joe you look like if avocado toast was controversial

  • @SamStrane
    @SamStrane 9 місяців тому +2

    carrot bottom lol

  • @beefwellington480
    @beefwellington480 6 місяців тому

    Joes jokes were better, but caseys delivery is so god damn good.

  • @notsorry3631
    @notsorry3631 9 місяців тому

    Bro, he's so freaking hot

  • @WANGblizzard
    @WANGblizzard 6 місяців тому +1

    Putting up your own massive L is a class act move. I mean it makes sense since Dr. Rocket is a hot name right now, but genuine props to you for posting this on your own channel.

  • @kennysung5068
    @kennysung5068 9 місяців тому

    It's like they're looking in a mirror