A Man Was Licked By His Dog. This Is How His Organs Shut Down.

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  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
    @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 5 років тому +31035

    I think this channel has convinced me to just get rid of all my organs, those things are always shutting down and causing problems for people and I don't want to be next

    • @jan-seli
      @jan-seli 5 років тому +2291

      A sasquatch watches UA-cam. This is what happened to his organs

    • @davidheisnam743
      @davidheisnam743 5 років тому +1505

      I got rid of mine and I have never felt safer.

    • @Knifeys
      @Knifeys 5 років тому +622

      China joins the chat

    • @IwhowasdatXD960
      @IwhowasdatXD960 5 років тому +293

      seph *China has joined the chat*

    • @TheKennieisa10
      @TheKennieisa10 5 років тому +66

      😂😂😂

  • @itsv9914
    @itsv9914 3 роки тому +6674

    “A man was reading the comments, this is how he missed the whole video.”

  • @superbstream8361
    @superbstream8361 4 роки тому +17241

    A man was touched by an atom, this is how he exploded.

    • @JoseMartinez-qr9pj
      @JoseMartinez-qr9pj 4 роки тому +126

      🤣🤣

    • @oblo7389
      @oblo7389 4 роки тому +574

      **Antimatter joins the chat**

    • @thefricking5407
      @thefricking5407 4 роки тому +925

      A man licked his organs this is how his dog shut down

    • @superbstream8361
      @superbstream8361 4 роки тому +360

      Doggo is a 5 year old dog, presenting to the emergency room with having nausea and extreme headache. He tells the admitting nurse that his owner licked his organs.

    • @amanwithaperm5142
      @amanwithaperm5142 4 роки тому +82

      One answer: KILLER QUEEN

  • @ImpmanPDX
    @ImpmanPDX Рік тому +1175

    I had this disease in 2020 from a dog bite. Doctors still aren't sure why I became so desperately infected as I remain to this day more or less immuno-competent. I went in to sepsis with DIC, and I spent a week in a coma. Some parts of me took it a little more seriously than others, but in the end the largest long-term effect was kidney failure (I lost my toes to dry gangrene but I honestly don't even miss them anymore). Dialysis is a pain, but it's tolerable and I'm slated to get a transplant soon. ::edit:: Got the transplant on 7/31, one more month and I'll be out of the tough part. Thanks everyone for the well wishes and the support! I couldn't have made it without everything.

    • @pissass.8675
      @pissass.8675 Рік тому +86

      You seem to have a good attitude about what happened to you, best of luck with dialysis

    • @nadinewhite993
      @nadinewhite993 Рік тому +34

      What a lot for your body to handle! All the very best to you.😊

    • @valumtimes
      @valumtimes Рік тому +22

      Congrats on your upcoming transplant! The waiting lists for organs can be real fucking rough.

    • @Triadii
      @Triadii Рік тому +24

      Good I had childish instincts shunning me away from the dangers of dogs and their bites. I’m definitely 10x more scared of dogs now.

    • @ImpmanPDX
      @ImpmanPDX Рік тому +20

      @Triadii To be fair to dogs I have a 1:3 million generic anomaly so you're not very likely to experience what I did.

  • @DanMan
    @DanMan 3 роки тому +5572

    i feel like i understand everything and nothing at the same time

    • @alanzeng9144
      @alanzeng9144 3 роки тому +38

      yes same

    • @isaacwebb6086
      @isaacwebb6086 3 роки тому +14

      Thanks Dan

    • @RaraZeCat
      @RaraZeCat 3 роки тому +10

      I feel the same here.

    • @grphicnature
      @grphicnature 3 роки тому +8

      yep

    • @mcnuggies3852
      @mcnuggies3852 3 роки тому +1

      Hi dan big fan and also I didnt even know he meant in the video can you make the same thing but for dummies

  • @arvurebantra7639
    @arvurebantra7639 5 років тому +20677

    A doctor made a UA-cam channel, this is how his viewers got anxiety...

    • @hadbetterdays8118
      @hadbetterdays8118 4 роки тому +252

      😂 almost made the anxiety go away

    • @普拉达
      @普拉达 4 роки тому +418

      A commentor looked like a furry, this is how one brave man retaliated

    • @ljgfb
      @ljgfb 4 роки тому +37

      LMFAO

    • @memphis1780
      @memphis1780 4 роки тому +114

      i have massive anxiety because of this stuff lmao

    • @asianman3455
      @asianman3455 4 роки тому +10

      McDonald's Employee LOL

  • @boojay7076
    @boojay7076 3 роки тому +1851

    I’m on dyalisis at the age of 28... it sucks. No cure for me just need a kidney. Be grateful if you’re healthy.

    • @omgnoi
      @omgnoi 3 роки тому +10

      dialysis is preventive

    • @joeyjoe292
      @joeyjoe292 3 роки тому +208

      @@omgnoi .... not necessarily. Infections from food/stuff like and just effed up genes can get you there

    • @joeyjoe292
      @joeyjoe292 3 роки тому +63

      I can only imagine. It sounds and looks extremely painful.

    • @Hecate018
      @Hecate018 3 роки тому +89

      @@omgnoi Piss off!
      ... pun intended 😤

    • @potatobird52
      @potatobird52 3 роки тому +119

      You’re young so you should have some priority for transplants. Hopefully someone compatible comes along soon... for now hang in there!

  • @DevaTemple
    @DevaTemple Рік тому +1004

    My father died of sepsis, March 29th, 2021. He had food poisoning that went septic. His pancreas ruptured. My brother and I made it across the country 40 minutes before he died. I got to sing to him as he was dying. It was heartbreaking. I wish he had gone to the doctor sooner. People need to know the symptoms of sepsis. He didn't know. I miss him so much.

    • @AndrewCosta-sd1kt
      @AndrewCosta-sd1kt Рік тому +46

      I'm really sorry for you. I can't imagine how sad that was, I love my dad and don't know what I would do without him

    • @emiloo1973
      @emiloo1973 Рік тому +29

      I am so sorry for your loss. I lost a neighbor to sepsis from a hip replacement infection. She had recovered enough to drive herself to lunch with a friend, felt ill that night and was rushed to the ER. Cascading organ failure led to her demise just hours later.

    • @truelightningstriker5803
      @truelightningstriker5803 Рік тому +14

      Sorry for your loss.

    • @ManabiLT
      @ManabiLT Рік тому +23

      It can come on quickly, without previous symptoms as well. My mom had sepsis twice, and the second time she was fine, until suddenly she wasn't. Dad got up and discovered her awake but unresponsive. This was back in 2020, and ironically the pandemic may have helped her then. The ER was a ghost town, so they were able to examine and treat her quickly. (And she arrived by ambulance, that tends to speed things up.) Turned out it was caused by a urinary tract infection.
      Even though she survived it, she had a heart attack a few months later. The sepsis may have made it happen sooner, but her mom also died from a sudden heart attack around the same age, so it probably would happened before long regardless.

    • @Maxcariocadagema
      @Maxcariocadagema Рік тому +12

      was he covid vaccinated? that may have worsened his case.

  • @burntbacn
    @burntbacn 3 роки тому +4188

    "A man spent 1 minute on Twitter. This is what happened to his will to live."

    • @sachinfulsunge9977
      @sachinfulsunge9977 3 роки тому +82

      Please stop lmao

    • @Kioki1-x8p
      @Kioki1-x8p 3 роки тому +84

      Agreed, Twitter is just too toxic.

    • @bradentheman1373
      @bradentheman1373 3 роки тому +91

      *he got canceled immediately*

    • @RedBlue554
      @RedBlue554 3 роки тому +20

      Getting cancelled any% speedrun. WR is 0.2 seconds.

    • @mariajw4803
      @mariajw4803 3 роки тому +13

      Some days are good other days hell. You have to be really picky with who you follow.

  • @dariuszwodarczyk3193
    @dariuszwodarczyk3193 4 роки тому +1648

    "Man was alive - this is how he started dying"

    • @nosleepjones4551
      @nosleepjones4551 4 роки тому +33

      By living

    • @flowerofash4439
      @flowerofash4439 4 роки тому +13

      @@nosleepjones4551 hmmm interesting

    • @oofgang7756
      @oofgang7756 4 роки тому +6

      Well, shit.

    • @bluesusername
      @bluesusername 4 роки тому +13

      @@nosleepjones4551 wow thank you! this was very, very interesting to read indeed. It was a very detailed explanation! At first, I was confused, but now I see the meaning of life. Thank you so much for this
      what the hell am i doing with my life

    • @nosleepjones4551
      @nosleepjones4551 4 роки тому +9

      @@bluesusername I don't know how to respond to that I love the sarcasm dude lol

  • @alahos
    @alahos 4 роки тому +3906

    "A man drank pepsis. This is how he got sepsis."

  • @elizabethblane201
    @elizabethblane201 Рік тому +1766

    I know a lady who, in her 30s, came very close to death because of a pet. She suddenly became sick with fever, weakness, and nausea. She was vomiting every minute or two. She was admitted to the hospital here in San Diego, where they ran every test known to man, except for one: meningitis. After weeks in the hospital they took out her gall bladder, thinking that would help. It didn't. She was getting weaker by the day and the hospital told her family she would likely pass away soon, as she was almost a skeleton by now. Her family made the decision to take her to her native country of Mexico, so they might try to save her there. They had to drive her as no airline would allow her as a passenger. She was admitted to the hospital in Mexico City and they began to run tests. Within a couple of hours, they came to her and asked, "Do you have a pet turtle?" She said yes, it was her daughter's pet. They told her she had meningitis caused by bacteria from a turtle. They started the correct antibiotic and within days she was almost completely well. The US doctors had not run any tests for meningitis.

    • @senorgato70
      @senorgato70 Рік тому +72

      Wow. How did they know a turtle was the origin?

    • @elizabethblane201
      @elizabethblane201 Рік тому +273

      @@senorgato70 I'm not sure what tests they ran, but they specifically came and asked her about having a turtle. I think there is a type of salmonella that can cause meningitis, and it is common in pet turtles.

    • @dylanryanmoore
      @dylanryanmoore Рік тому +153

      wow that's amazing. Many people including myself view America as the best in the medical field and a lot of ppl see Mexico as a very poor country. That's awesome that they figured out what some of the best doctors in the world couldn't.

    • @elizabethblane201
      @elizabethblane201 Рік тому +98

      @@dylanryanmoore That was my thought also; how is it possible that the Mexican doctors, in a third-world country, solved this in a couple of hours? They were grateful she survived to raise her children. And they did get rid of the turtle, too.

    • @F.R.E.D.D2986
      @F.R.E.D.D2986 Рік тому

      Doesn't Menningentis usually kill within a day or two?

  • @kanabellhitoshi3143
    @kanabellhitoshi3143 5 років тому +3388

    A man decided to create Medical Mondays. This is how UA-cam became more interesting.

  • @mcpiranha2397
    @mcpiranha2397 4 роки тому +2894

    "A man saw a girl at the bar. This is how I met your mother"

    • @Puffballthegoat9186
      @Puffballthegoat9186 4 роки тому +63

      A man told his son something. This is how I am your father.

    • @dilciaesmeralda3986
      @dilciaesmeralda3986 4 роки тому +57

      A man open a condom pack with his teeth. This is how you were born

    • @romella_karmey
      @romella_karmey 4 роки тому +13

      A man leads a gay guy to the washroom. This is how I was elated.

    • @someguy654
      @someguy654 4 роки тому +45

      A man has fallen into the river in lego city. This is how he was rescued.

    • @zacharyzacarallos3231
      @zacharyzacarallos3231 4 роки тому +3

      Exactly

  • @avianm.1346
    @avianm.1346 5 років тому +1220

    jd: i’m kinda feeling bette-
    the 13 other infections: *we’re just getting started baby*

    • @justinbiggs1005
      @justinbiggs1005 5 років тому +81

      *Antibiotics kill bacterial infection
      Jd: oh boy. I'm feeling much better
      Candida yeast: that's where you're wrong kiddo

    • @rackelnicolee
      @rackelnicolee 5 років тому +5

      F

    • @rike12octavia14
      @rike12octavia14 5 років тому +4

      LOL

    • @tredI9100
      @tredI9100 5 років тому +3

      o h n o

    • @tredI9100
      @tredI9100 5 років тому +2

      God no

  • @billydoyle6919
    @billydoyle6919 Рік тому +1076

    I'm a retired CC paramedic . A case that I'll never forget was a 17yr old male we were called to at a GP in 1992.
    He was alive but raging fever, and had a widespread petichial rash (Red/purple nonblanching rash). Low BP. Fast HR. Classic sepsis.
    He was alert, but deterioration was quick.
    By the time we got him to hospital, he was close to cardiac arrest. He died by the time we were back to our station. I remember his last words before he went unconscious. 'Tell mum, I'm sorry, she'll know what you mean.'
    The next day, we attended a 2nd teenager, same thing, but this lasted 1 day in ICU before dying.
    Turns out, it was Meningococcal sepsis. There was a cluster of 4 cases in our community, all from one high school.
    Never forgot how quick the clinical picture changed within an hour.
    Back then, we had limited tools to deal with this (basically just IV fluids)
    Now, we can RSI, have ventilators, inotropes, multiple IV antibiotics, fluids, blood, and better training and I think our population is more educated about early detection.

    • @Cat-tastrophee
      @Cat-tastrophee Рік тому +104

      Did you ever find out what caused so many teenagers in your area to die from sepsis? That's too bizarre to be a coincidence.

    • @billydoyle6919
      @billydoyle6919 Рік тому +196

      @@Cat-tastrophee It was an outbreak of probably viral Meningococcal infection . This is pre vaccination. In the end 6 students from a local highschool were infected. They all were connected in some way.
      Meningococcal sepsis is relatively common in NZ

    • @franksnbeans7413
      @franksnbeans7413 Рік тому +56

      @@billydoyle6919 one of the girls in my 5th form class died from it and it has been a lingering fear ever since. Kia ora

    • @dunnetahl
      @dunnetahl Рік тому +54

      Did you ever pass on the message to his mother and find out what he meant? It almost sounds like he knew he had done something to cause the infection or something.... very ominous

    • @c1oudsky
      @c1oudsky Рік тому +132

      @@dunnetahl on the other hand maybe it didn't have anything to do with his condition and he just wanted to apologize for something he did before he's gone

  • @BedroomPianist
    @BedroomPianist 5 років тому +2210

    "A man breathed, this is how he exploded into a fine mist."

    • @north7764
      @north7764 5 років тому +7

      Bedroom Pianist Sounds like my luck...

    • @ebonybrown8867
      @ebonybrown8867 5 років тому +3

      Bedroom Pianist 😂😂

    • @Floccinaucinihilipilificator
      @Floccinaucinihilipilificator 5 років тому +16

      @ButtmasterFlex69 An excellent example indeed sir. Thank you for your invested demonstration.

    • @lizardfishbird
      @lizardfishbird 5 років тому +2

      This is actually the plot of Emily Suvada’s This Mortal Coil

    • @danielcasas9244
      @danielcasas9244 5 років тому

      Lmfao xD

  • @jamesbond8540
    @jamesbond8540 4 роки тому +2549

    “A man logs into youtube, this is how he got no work done”

    • @ABC-wk1pt
      @ABC-wk1pt 4 роки тому +24

      y e s

    • @babushkablyattv2751
      @babushkablyattv2751 4 роки тому +5

      E

    • @thefreemonk6938
      @thefreemonk6938 4 роки тому +6

      Underrated

    • @mattv2956
      @mattv2956 4 роки тому +27

      *A youtuber uploaded a video, this is how his entire channel was demonetized*

    • @shtzen8178
      @shtzen8178 4 роки тому +6

      A man logs out and watches youtube, this is how he got work done

  • @SlayCC
    @SlayCC 4 роки тому +15207

    A person inhales air, this is how 2020 happened

  • @brb_herding_cats
    @brb_herding_cats Рік тому +162

    "Sepsis is serious". I am a nurse, and we see sepsis *all* of the time. It's terrifying how quickly patients can go from okay to dying.

    • @hypnoticuniverseofficial
      @hypnoticuniverseofficial 7 місяців тому +15

      I went from sitting up in bed after surgery, to being assessed by an ICU team 15 minutes later. I was a nurse and I had never seen anyone go downhill so fast. That's saying something as I was a paeds nurse and kids go downhill quick! The first time I had sepsis it was much slower and I wasn't as sick, but this sure taught me not to feel so invincible!

    • @-letsdoitNatasja01_
      @-letsdoitNatasja01_ 4 місяці тому +2

      My father passed from sepsis😢

  • @popindosin228
    @popindosin228 5 років тому +3106

    Parents: You aren't ill
    Doctor: You aren't ill
    Google:

    • @Anonarchist
      @Anonarchist 5 років тому +215

      google says it's cancer, but also drug resistant super bug, but also an incredibly rare genetic disorder. luckily google says it's not lupis.

    • @bjpadz
      @bjpadz 5 років тому +113

      Checked Google for causes of dandruff and found AIDS and HIV. I mean, wtf.

    • @MiniNinja258
      @MiniNinja258 5 років тому +6

      Bee Jay Pador hahaha

    • @skywatcher458
      @skywatcher458 5 років тому +15

      Bing:

    • @ganaraminukshuk0
      @ganaraminukshuk0 5 років тому +82

      WebMD: you already died.

  • @greyisanicecolour4268
    @greyisanicecolour4268 5 років тому +1292

    A doctor became a youtuber.
    this is what happened to his comments section.

    • @justinbiggs1005
      @justinbiggs1005 4 роки тому +3

      Ah yes. 69 likes. Lol

    • @anthonyscali8013
      @anthonyscali8013 4 роки тому +33

      CE was a 25 year old man presenting to the emergency room with youtuberemia, youtube means youtube and -emia means presence in blood,
      youtube presence in blood.

    • @jan-nn9ix
      @jan-nn9ix 4 роки тому

      Good one😆

    • @maowriter3463
      @maowriter3463 4 роки тому +1

      Next up is 420
      Edit: Damn already passed it, I guess 666 is next?

    • @sbtopzzzlg7098
      @sbtopzzzlg7098 4 роки тому

      ‹ Jînx › way to 666

  • @The_Horizon
    @The_Horizon 3 роки тому +7354

    damn it bro, You made me stop having nachos, sushi, and even black liquorish yet now I can't even play with my dog

  • @MonkeymagicsMum
    @MonkeymagicsMum Рік тому +221

    I work on a plastics ward. A patient came in for day surgery who had been licked by either his own or a neighbour's cat (he preferred not to know) and he'd ended up in ITU for weeks. Same scenario as this patient exactly. Lost both legs below the knee, several fingers too, and was having more fingers amputated as they had necrotised and sort of mummified. They looked (and sounded when he tapped them on the table) like old, blackened dry wood. The nicest guy you could hope to meet, same age as me, just 49. Probably will never work again, luckily he had a very devoted wife. I hope life treats him a bit nicer in future. He deserves it.

    • @Triadii
      @Triadii Рік тому +7

      Omg pets are so dangerous 😭i wish something Like that never could have happened

    • @beautyforashes2022
      @beautyforashes2022 Рік тому +42

      @@Triadii Pets are not inherently dangerous to your health. And the people who may be most at risk are usually immunocompromised in some way, shape or form. If you have a healthy immune system you shouldn't really have anything to be anxious about. Just don't let animals lick you anywhere near your face or broken skin/cuts and always wash your hands after handling or cleaning up after them.

    • @Annie-eg9xc
      @Annie-eg9xc Рік тому +10

      @@beautyforashes2022better yet. Don’t have any pet and you don’t have to worry about any of that nonsense.

    • @Annie-eg9xc
      @Annie-eg9xc Рік тому +1

      like your mom's when she had you lol@@J-zg5mh

    • @ashgonza92
      @ashgonza92 Рік тому +1

      @@Annie-eg9xc agreed

  • @jackwaibel8812
    @jackwaibel8812 4 роки тому +1624

    A man played catch with his daughter
    This is how his cousin’s flamingo disintegrated

  • @shuk0rina444
    @shuk0rina444 4 роки тому +2790

    dog : *"mlem"*
    his organs : 👀...✌👀 ---> 💨

  • @cybr9994
    @cybr9994 4 роки тому +2430

    “A man inhaled air, this is how his brain shut down”

  • @RayT70
    @RayT70 10 місяців тому +19

    I've never understood why people let their giant, slobbering, dogs lick all over their faces 🤢

    • @rickyrapalai3829
      @rickyrapalai3829 23 дні тому +1

      Beats me! It is just crazy. People are just so stupid. Why would you allow an animal to lick you on the lips or face. Eww!

  • @JeremyEricson
    @JeremyEricson 4 роки тому +3388

    A man walked on a crack. This is what happened to his mother's back.

  • @Pisanggeni
    @Pisanggeni 4 роки тому +5292

    If you want to have anxiety, this is the perfect channel for you

  • @mariovanderwal1695
    @mariovanderwal1695 5 років тому +701

    This poor man just won the infection lottery 20 times in a row

  • @DADela-ht6ux
    @DADela-ht6ux Рік тому +45

    A friend of mine died suddenly at 28yo. He was misdiagnosed at a clinic with minor sinus/bronchial infection. He didn't get better and within 2-3 days went to hospital. Turns out he had a pneumonial infection in his lungs. By the time he was admitted to the hospital, the infection had apparently started spreading to the heart. He died the next day.
    Not sure about his state of health aside from being a little over weight and a smoker. Was very sad and unexpected. RIP Chris.

    • @erossinema8797
      @erossinema8797 5 місяців тому

      Cigarettes aren't just bad for your lungs, they're bad for other organs, too. Actor Patrick Swayze died of pancreatic cancer. He was a heavy smoker and drinker.

    • @nickkohlmann
      @nickkohlmann 5 місяців тому +1

      May they rest in peace. Sorry to hear that.

  • @ambasfamily
    @ambasfamily 4 роки тому +953

    A kid was looking at the comments. This is how he got depression.

    • @nikkiofthevalley
      @nikkiofthevalley 4 роки тому +22

      That's depressing. (Ba dum tiss)

    • @feather6502
      @feather6502 4 роки тому +7

      A kid jumped off a building. This is how he was rushed to the hospital. (Please don’t commit suicide, depressed people, it will get better.)

    • @Goobiwann
      @Goobiwann 4 роки тому +2

      A girl had depression
      This is why she looks at comments

    • @colossaltitan2400
      @colossaltitan2400 4 роки тому +2

      Nah, its not the comments its the replies

    • @cokitos62
      @cokitos62 4 роки тому

      Bru

  • @maddiemorgan5805
    @maddiemorgan5805 3 роки тому +2973

    I was craving bananas. I ate four bananas over the last two days, while bingeing Chubbyemu. Now I am slightly convinced that I have too much potassium in my blood, which will knock off my sodium levels causing hyponatremia and brain necrosis.

    • @jaygay3868
      @jaygay3868 3 роки тому +286

      this channel has made me and electrolytes enemies

    • @andrewp.7626
      @andrewp.7626 3 роки тому +350

      “Four bananas over the last two days”
      Get him an ambulance, stat!

    • @marlenegold280
      @marlenegold280 3 роки тому +141

      A banana only contains 400 mg
      But it is high in carbohydrates which convert to glucose in blood causing high blood sugar.

    • @raziasultana5222
      @raziasultana5222 3 роки тому +18

      Lmfao

    • @velvetbees
      @velvetbees 3 роки тому +13

      Showoff, lol.

  • @wuzbde5707
    @wuzbde5707 4 роки тому +610

    "A man ate a burger at a McDonald's in the state of Missouri 16 years ago at 4 PM, this is how his bones shut down."

  • @OlJarhead
    @OlJarhead Рік тому +81

    I’ve always thought that letting a dog lick you on he mouth was disgusting.

    • @bruiserdotcom
      @bruiserdotcom 5 місяців тому +4

      more for the rest of us

    • @erossinema8797
      @erossinema8797 5 місяців тому +9

      It's beyond disgusting. People are freakin' nasty and rude with their dogs. Yet I'm supposed to be ok with them pooping on my lawn, and them not picking the shit up, or having them jump all over me to greet me. People are so rude. Can I go poop on my neighbors lawn, since he thinks it is perfectly fine for his dog to do so on mine and not pick it up?

    • @mlt_sk
      @mlt_sk 3 місяці тому +14

      ​@@bruiserdotcomweirdo

    • @cuzr702
      @cuzr702 3 місяці тому +16

      It is disgusting.

    • @emmagatewood3898
      @emmagatewood3898 2 місяці тому +5

      Sometimes it's not that you're "letting" them, they just do it so quickly that before you know it you've been licked on the mouth. They are quick and sneaky little fur missiles.

  • @gakni4okni727
    @gakni4okni727 4 роки тому +3489

    A scientist turned himself into a pickle. This is what happened to the internet

  • @Questionable_Content
    @Questionable_Content 5 років тому +5391

    “JD was improving for several days.”
    Me: “alright good.”
    “JD now has gangrene in all 4 of his limbs.”
    Me: “WHAT?! When did that happen?!”
    “The Ancient Egyptians thought that the brain was disgusting.”
    Me: “???”

    • @akmalagassi7711
      @akmalagassi7711 5 років тому +432

      Yeah, i know that part is quite sketchy and sort of jumping out of nowhere. But i think it serves as the introduction of sepsis.

    • @SchmegmaOnToast
      @SchmegmaOnToast 5 років тому +55

      Literally and figuratively

    • @yannisconstantinides7767
      @yannisconstantinides7767 5 років тому +83

      @@akmalagassi7711 Maybe it would have made more sense after. Like "another example of a culture thinking this would be ..."

    • @monad_tcp
      @monad_tcp 5 років тому +63

      well, at least they didn't think it was just useless stuffing

    • @norasyikinali6283
      @norasyikinali6283 5 років тому +44

      Haha no wonder I got confused from the sepsis talk. For some reason it turned to ancient medical history instead 😂.

  • @a1r592
    @a1r592 5 років тому +1274

    Me: _reheats a meal from yesterday_
    My brain: “just like in the chubbyemu video”

    • @EmulatorNoob
      @EmulatorNoob 5 років тому +48

      Me: *starts eating furiously hoping for the sweet release of death*

    • @MediaDestroyer
      @MediaDestroyer 5 років тому +39

      Dude I ate some old pasta the other night and fully expected to die

    • @chloroxbleach8561
      @chloroxbleach8561 4 роки тому +13

      @@MediaDestroyer I deadass ate overcooked soggy pasta at a McDonald's and fully expected to die.

    • @mjc3206
      @mjc3206 4 роки тому +12

      AngstRiddenAnnoyance I had three day old pasta the other day and expected death to welcome me with open arms and this morning my brother had mouldy bread (he cut the parts with visible mould off) and I’m waiting for death

    • @FormigaFit
      @FormigaFit 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @DoggiesLivesMatter
    @DoggiesLivesMatter Рік тому +54

    What a great explanation for sepsis.
    Several years ago I developed severe cellulitis in my dominant hand from a really bad dog bite. I was transported to the ER and received 1 dose of IV antibiotics, as well as a full betadine soak and cleansing of the wounds. After this initial treatment in the ER, I was sent home with 2 Rx's for antibiotics and pain medicine. I didn't fill them because it was so late at night. Less than 16° after the bite & initial tx, I awoke to my hand ✋️ looking like a Big Swollen Red Gross & Extremely painful nasty infection.
    I've had years of EMS training & experience, so I was fully aware of what this meant & how serious it could get.
    I drove myself to a level 1 trauma center nearby and I was admitted within ~10 minutes after being triaged by a PA.
    Once I was up on the unit, I was given IV antibiotics, IV pain meds, and so much heprin that my tummy turned purple from the injections.
    A few days later, my liver enzymes were off, I had a CT SCAN and enlargement of my liver because of the type of antibiotics they had me on.
    So, I was switched to another drug, had to have a surgical procedure to try and drain what they thought was pus, but there wasn't any [Thank you again God] but my hand was still really really swollen & being my dominant hand, well it was pretty tough.
    The infection spread to my forearm, but after 10.5 days inpatient I was released.
    It was a very painful recovery.
    Ironically this happened ~10 years earlier when i got bit [same damn hand] while working at a dog kennel.
    I was hospitalized then too, but the wound was nowhere near as bad.
    This was a great way to really break it down & explain the A & P consequences in chronological order.
    Thanks for this!
    I feel so sad about that poor patient.
    Wow.

    • @Runningfromtheherd
      @Runningfromtheherd Рік тому

      God was kind to you that day. There must not have been alot going on.

    • @DemstarAus
      @DemstarAus 10 місяців тому

      What does 16 degrees later mean? 16°?

    • @nickkohlmann
      @nickkohlmann 5 місяців тому

      Glad you recovered!

  • @puresomenessd2146
    @puresomenessd2146 4 роки тому +5371

    A man ate an apple, this is how his doctor died.

    • @sweetguy19762
      @sweetguy19762 4 роки тому +36

      When you guys repeat this stuff it not funny, it is stupid.

    • @puresomenessd2146
      @puresomenessd2146 4 роки тому +331

      @@sweetguy19762 Thanks for your input. But it most likely won't change anything.

    • @essarnfilms
      @essarnfilms 4 роки тому +90

      @@sweetguy19762 and?

    • @HankSmashes
      @HankSmashes 4 роки тому +11

      That made me remember that one Zach King vine.

    • @mcmilk107
      @mcmilk107 4 роки тому +64

      Fun fact all his patients kept eating apples everyday causing them to keep the doctor away so he lost his job and starved to death

  • @zackviola520
    @zackviola520 4 роки тому +265

    when mitochondria is no longer the powerhouse of the cell :'(

  • @yazanmahafza490
    @yazanmahafza490 5 років тому +1992

    Him:”..Mitochondria..”
    Me: oh he’s going to say it, SAY IT
    Him: “power house of the cell”
    Me : there it is, my complete knowledge of biology

    • @rojorohr4723
      @rojorohr4723 5 років тому +79

      a minute later, your organs shut down...

    • @mandira_draws
      @mandira_draws 5 років тому +26

      when he said mitochondria I thought "power house of the cell" and then he said it. XD

    • @mjc3206
      @mjc3206 4 роки тому +5

      I have a pin that says ‘mitocondria, the powerhouse of the cell’ that I take out whenever I’m in bio.

    • @stringxa
      @stringxa 4 роки тому +5

      All your 7th grade science teachers are shook-

    • @yazanmahafza490
      @yazanmahafza490 4 роки тому +8

      Adventist I’m actually a 4th year medical student in the Hashemite university, that’s why I’m interested in this channel, I just made the comment for the memes lol

  • @Sashazur
    @Sashazur Рік тому +89

    My mom died from sepsis in her mid 70s, from a perforated ulcer that nobody knew about. Only two days before she felt fine. She went to the hospital as soon as she started feeling bad, but quickly went downhill. They thought it was some kind of cardiac thing at first and didn’t identify sepsis until it was too late to save her. This was a private hospital in Mexico.

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 Рік тому

      he's turning Black run for your safety!!!!!!

    • @saraniah
      @saraniah Рік тому +5

      That recently happened to my mother. She had to be airlifted to a special hospital with several bleeding ulcers.

  • @Alpha-Kenny-Body
    @Alpha-Kenny-Body 3 роки тому +2169

    man: **gets licked by his own dog**
    organs: (windows shutdown sound)

    • @lucers6941
      @lucers6941 3 роки тому +20

      best comment

    • @yashbhatt5373
      @yashbhatt5373 3 роки тому +78

      Why did i hear that exact sound in my ears

    • @GNICHO
      @GNICHO 3 роки тому +9

      @@yashbhatt5373 same

    • @microbiologeest
      @microbiologeest 3 роки тому +16

      I feel bad for laughing 🖐️😭

    • @avacato1705
      @avacato1705 3 роки тому +5

      Lol but I kinda feel bad

  • @CHRIMOND777
    @CHRIMOND777 5 років тому +1639

    “A man blinked.......... *this is how every cell in his body exploded* ”

    • @hopefulbongo8770
      @hopefulbongo8770 4 роки тому +23

      dont hate on my driving this seems about right

    • @ilikecats310
      @ilikecats310 4 роки тому +14

      Killer queen has already touched your cells

    • @bittersweetlime4756
      @bittersweetlime4756 4 роки тому +3

      You acctually made me laugh bro XD

    • @jasonhake5502
      @jasonhake5502 4 роки тому +1

      A man existed for 23 years straight, this is how he completely imploded

    • @apollogize1132
      @apollogize1132 4 роки тому +2

      Explosion!

  • @82dorrin
    @82dorrin 5 років тому +5155

    Me: *Opens refrigerator door*
    *Hears Chubbyemu music*
    *Closes refrigerator door immediately*

    • @harinath700
      @harinath700 5 років тому +35

      When did he speak about refrigerator

    • @leo9463065
      @leo9463065 5 років тому +386

      @@harinath700 That time someone ate spoiled pasta

    • @boaofdeath
      @boaofdeath 5 років тому +370

      A man missed his meal once
      This is how his stomach imploded

    • @chance5280
      @chance5280 5 років тому +15

      The artist is lifeformed, they are pretty chill.

    • @Trianonn
      @Trianonn 5 років тому +12

      @@chance5280 yeah. my favourite one is Frozen Hot Sauce.

  • @Phil-nm4bc
    @Phil-nm4bc Рік тому +73

    This happened to my neighbor. Every day he shared his coffee with his dog out of the mug. He was in a medically induced coma for 3 months. He was written up in medical journals I believe mostly because he survived.

    • @MsLacieable
      @MsLacieable Рік тому +17

      The dog drank coffee??? That's weird...

    • @avonire
      @avonire Рік тому +43

      Letting your dog stick its tongue in the cup youre drinking is gross. They'll gladly eat poop off the floor sometimes

    • @11lvr11
      @11lvr11 Рік тому +29

      Damn that's disgusting. I don't even kiss pets and wash my hands after touching any animal

    • @yttelbruinsma9503
      @yttelbruinsma9503 Рік тому +4

      @@11lvr11same here!

    • @cokerant
      @cokerant Рік тому +5

      dog lover got humbled real fast

  • @alanhorton7300
    @alanhorton7300 4 роки тому +570

    "A person woke up one morning. This is how their eyeballs imploded."

    • @flarearrowwood
      @flarearrowwood 4 роки тому +20

      At this point, I wouldn't be surprised

    • @_Bees
      @_Bees 4 роки тому

      Man i woke up one morning and my Cornea got cut and had an abrasion.

    • @olasdorosdiliusimilius2174
      @olasdorosdiliusimilius2174 4 роки тому

      @ً No, what is your problem?
      Let's just make the English Language progress.

    • @potatoloaf9129
      @potatoloaf9129 4 роки тому

      ً shut up lol

    • @hcbs1986
      @hcbs1986 4 роки тому

      @ً let's be inclusive and use them

  • @Valdagast
    @Valdagast 5 років тому +1617

    "The point of this video is not to scare anyone of their animals."
    Well, you did it anyway.

    • @hiyapal7719
      @hiyapal7719 5 років тому +9

      Valdagast Eh, I live for my fur babies, so... it's fine. ❤

    • @TheShani2012
      @TheShani2012 5 років тому +72

      I had pet dogs for 30 years. never I have let them lick my face. Animals have germs. Love is not about licking and sleeping with animals. Its taking care of them.

    • @blugaledoh2669
      @blugaledoh2669 5 років тому +19

      @@TheShani2012 Everyone have germ

    • @strange144
      @strange144 5 років тому +31

      @@blugaledoh2669 People don't generalle lick all sorts of stuff (including other dog's butts) and then lick my face though. I mean, not that I let dogs lick my face either (the thought alone, ew) but still.

    • @farmgirlre4634
      @farmgirlre4634 5 років тому +6

      @@TheShani2012 I kiss them and drink and smoke and well, a vegan.....might as well go out happy with no limbs and no brain

  • @Dripple
    @Dripple 5 років тому +716

    I'm just waiting for "A man breathed, this is how his toes turned into fingers"

    • @TheCoolSuperPea
      @TheCoolSuperPea 4 роки тому +18

      A man breathed, this is how his toes turned into fingers.

    • @Epicarab94
      @Epicarab94 4 роки тому +13

      A man used shampoo this is how his face melted

    • @achtunger5528
      @achtunger5528 4 роки тому +7

      I liked your comment so it now has 100 likes. Because that is what a hero would do.

    • @Dripple
      @Dripple 4 роки тому +4

      @@achtunger5528 You're a hero. That's the truth.

    • @damian9303
      @damian9303 4 роки тому +6

      A man ate dog food, this is how his body turned into a dog.

  • @kristinjoni
    @kristinjoni Рік тому +27

    I got sepsis from nursing my daughter. She was teething and accidentally bit me. I got an infection and (since it had happened once before) I waited it out. The next morning I was a super high fever. I felt like I was freezing and took a shower and knew I couldn’t drive. I went to the OBGYN and they didn’t know why after Motrin and Tylenol the fever kept increasing. I slept in the waiting room all day. Finally they sent me to the hospital and said it was sepsis. The only antibiotic that would treat it was (ironically) the only one I was allergic to- vancomycin. They had to give me several other antibiotics and massive doses of clindamycin (which made my mouth taste like metal). My vision was blurred and never recovered. It took me quite a while to feel like myself again. That was horrible.

    • @jacquelinekenknight9280
      @jacquelinekenknight9280 7 місяців тому +1

      Well now I know I won’t be breastfeeding once they cut teeth. Thanks! 😂

    • @maritesbaladad4382
      @maritesbaladad4382 6 місяців тому +3

      One example to have a vasectomy, folks, prevent your wife from illness and reduce property damage and stress in the future

    • @TheBcoolGuy
      @TheBcoolGuy 4 місяці тому +1

      @@maritesbaladad4382Imbecile. You might as well cut to the chase and end it all so you don't die. Or, you know, be sane.

    • @NatohDine
      @NatohDine 2 місяці тому

      @@jacquelinekenknight9280my sister was born with some teeth😮

  • @theonlyapple6654
    @theonlyapple6654 4 роки тому +1173

    A man made a comment. This is how he was ignored because almost the whole section is talking about title ideas

  • @MB32904
    @MB32904 4 роки тому +1329

    "a guy died, this is how he survived"

    • @disguysaysda4708
      @disguysaysda4708 4 роки тому +1

      Oopsie 🪦 ripperino

    • @dsi2867
      @dsi2867 4 роки тому +34

      "Unfortunately, I died"
      "..."
      "but I lived!"

    • @amymcdonnell5084
      @amymcdonnell5084 4 роки тому +12

      I mean thats technically possible if someone is declared braindead

    • @badcornflakes6374
      @badcornflakes6374 4 роки тому +9

      My dad has died before after his heart stopped and they restarted it after a car accident.

    • @cptray-steam
      @cptray-steam 4 роки тому

      probably a true story.

  • @TheGlowingBeansGuy
    @TheGlowingBeansGuy 4 роки тому +1140

    Dog: *lick*
    All of this mans organs: I have decided that I want to die

    • @whiny_rascal6898
      @whiny_rascal6898 4 роки тому +9

      *guess i’ll die*

    • @fkssjs
      @fkssjs 4 роки тому +6

      Suicide is badass

    • @Riwillion
      @Riwillion 4 роки тому +2

      "K imma head out."

    • @fishsauce2221
      @fishsauce2221 4 роки тому +17

      Guess the dog loved him to death.

    • @That_Guy-
      @That_Guy- 4 роки тому +4

      What sort of dog did he have, a komodo dragon?

  • @mlee40738
    @mlee40738 Рік тому +9

    I'll never understand why people let their dogs lick their mouths. Ugh

  • @thijsdee4556
    @thijsdee4556 4 роки тому +502

    "A man ate grass, this is how his lungs had a heart attack"

    • @Schadenfreude4231
      @Schadenfreude4231 4 роки тому +30

      Had to re-read the part about the LUNG having a HEART ATTACK

    • @4MN3S144
      @4MN3S144 4 роки тому +9

      Franco Sellanes Yup. That’s The Whole point. Kinda like someone saying, “A guy breathed. This is how his LIVER shut down”, or should we say Chubby. Chubby make nonsense titles, that are t r u e.....

    • @jgray1831
      @jgray1831 4 роки тому +4

      Smuddy The Maine Coon he wasn’t saying the comment was stupid he was saying he didn’t process it at first and had to make a double take

    • @laggyfilms4768
      @laggyfilms4768 4 роки тому

      When Unicorns Grow 😂

    • @tridiots3681
      @tridiots3681 4 роки тому

      hypoferremia.
      hypo meaning low
      ferr meaning iron, as the Fe in the periodic table
      emia meaning presence in blood.
      low iron presence in blood

  • @noakkkkk
    @noakkkkk 3 роки тому +2124

    "A man touched water, this is how all his organs evaporated."

    • @arko_s
      @arko_s 3 роки тому +39

      Hope that he doesn't use DK for represnting the name😂

    • @noakkkkk
      @noakkkkk 3 роки тому +5

      Wait how tf does this have 109 likes

    • @tango1904
      @tango1904 3 роки тому +3

      @@noakkkkk now 431 likes🤣

    • @avacato1705
      @avacato1705 3 роки тому +8

      Dude all these comments are so funny

    • @orthirox7419
      @orthirox7419 3 роки тому +13

      "Man got 108 likes, this is how he got 708 likes."
      *likes*

  • @chocolat917
    @chocolat917 4 роки тому +2613

    Me: *watches this video then nervously looks over at my dog*
    Dog: *licks lips*

  • @Manny-zk4xe
    @Manny-zk4xe Рік тому +28

    A friend of my mom's actually went through much of what JD did, all after her pup licked her nose! She survived after intense care in the hospital, but her story certainly left an impression on us 😳 20 years later and I still won't let my cat lick my arm let a lone my face lol

  • @UNKNOWNUSER-jg3qd
    @UNKNOWNUSER-jg3qd 5 років тому +120

    A man looked at a painting from the wrong angle. This is how his existence was deleted.

    • @johneec65
      @johneec65 5 років тому +1

      Weenus deletus

    • @jdlech
      @jdlech 5 років тому +1

      @@johneec65 Is there a spell that does the opposite? I'd like to leave behind my only source of pleasure in life.

    • @Amarganeitor
      @Amarganeitor 5 років тому +1

      *_[The SCP Foundation has joined the chat]_*

  • @xqcumber1664
    @xqcumber1664 4 роки тому +2117

    This actually made me feel really sad for the guy...

    • @sunilkumarverma230
      @sunilkumarverma230 3 роки тому +131

      no limbs no memory this is what he got for blind love 😢

    • @PonderousEclectica4383
      @PonderousEclectica4383 3 роки тому +28

      Most of these do

    • @Mayakran
      @Mayakran 3 роки тому +252

      Yeah, and it’s not like he was being careless or stupid, he was just playing with his dog :/

    • @icantthinkofausername9348
      @icantthinkofausername9348 3 роки тому

      Same

    • @oligould8575
      @oligould8575 2 роки тому +78

      After watching chubbyemu I’ve decided to live the rest of my life in a sterile bubble!

  • @ikrarahman3672
    @ikrarahman3672 3 роки тому +756

    Beginning : the narrator is probably over reacting
    End : stares at my dog

    • @grey3414
      @grey3414 3 роки тому +34

      Honestly just watched because I have 3 dogs myself. I need to know this!

    • @TheBombanater
      @TheBombanater 3 роки тому +14

      But I literally love my dog more then myself

    • @veronicalemus3523
      @veronicalemus3523 2 роки тому +2

      Calm down 😂 lol

    • @idkanymore6634
      @idkanymore6634 2 роки тому

      @@grey3414 1/1000000 is so rare

    • @janellejanjan
      @janellejanjan 2 роки тому +3

      Giving my snoring geriatric beagle the side eye

  • @dappppppppt
    @dappppppppt Рік тому +39

    Just been discharged from 3rd time of sepsis (first time August last year septic shock) and we just got a puppy. My downhill started before getting a pup but now I'm going to take alot more care around our pup. Thank you for sharing these

    • @chrisshepard495
      @chrisshepard495 Рік тому +6

      I've had it 3 times also. It's not fun at all. Hospitalized all three times for about a week. Here is hoping you stay well 🙂

    • @LemonThyme1933
      @LemonThyme1933 Рік тому +5

      I had it for the first time last summer. I was so discouraged when I learned you can have it again. I was in the hospital from May til the end of September. I'm a bit anxious now that it's May. I'm avoiding doing things like planting flowers for fear of repeat. I did buy some last night. I had Streptococcus Aureus, and no clue how I got it. It took over 90% of my body, and permanently damaged parts of the spine. When I was discharged, they feared that some could hide in the bones to reappear later.

    • @Annie-eg9xc
      @Annie-eg9xc Рік тому +5

      Why even get a pup after going through sepsis. That’s really stupid.

    • @dappppppppt
      @dappppppppt Рік тому +4

      @Annie-eg9xc no thats what your unnecessary comment is dear 🥰

    • @Annie-eg9xc
      @Annie-eg9xc Рік тому +1

      Ok, then get sepsis again and don't complain on youtube lol@@dappppppppt

  • @alexr.6824
    @alexr.6824 4 роки тому +415

    A boy stayed up 2 minutes past bedtime, this is how his eyelids stopped working

  • @isaiasperez2018
    @isaiasperez2018 5 років тому +1225

    These titles are awesome, they're like:
    "An old lady was knitting a sweater, this is how her intestines came out of her ears"

    • @KirbzYyY
      @KirbzYyY 5 років тому +55

      First time?

    • @KirbzYyY
      @KirbzYyY 5 років тому +25

      @Prowler Cam You got it backwards but it's k

    • @tinidor08
      @tinidor08 5 років тому +31

      A 33 year old man counted sheep this is how he became a dragon

    • @elusiverobertdenby3000
      @elusiverobertdenby3000 5 років тому +14

      These comments are killing me 😂

    • @scrappydoogal804
      @scrappydoogal804 5 років тому +4

      This poor guy who died from his dog's lick☹

  • @shalomantony
    @shalomantony 5 років тому +727

    Dog: _licks owner_
    Owner's body: I see you've chosen *_DEATH_*

    • @toni6175
      @toni6175 4 роки тому +2

      @808 slaps by commenting

    • @gz2829
      @gz2829 4 роки тому

      I just laughed in class

  • @emiloo1973
    @emiloo1973 Рік тому +7

    I got bit by a neighborhood cat while saving it from getting stuck in my fence. (keep your pets on your own property people, your cat is devastating the local bird population and getting hurt out there). Anyhow, as a nurse I know that animal bites are very serious, no matter how small. I went immediately to the emergency room and got an x-ray (bugger really tore into my thumb... leather gloves next time dummy) and a 2 week course of antibiotics, specifically against this bacteria. It still took weeks for the bite to heal fully and I still have some stiffness in my thumb a couple months later. Don't mess with animal bites. Seek help. Even your own well cared for pet has a dirty mouth!

  • @Gameang123acdc
    @Gameang123acdc 4 роки тому +268

    I swear every time I watch his videos, something starts aching, itching or I just panic in general.

    • @NonDelusional74611
      @NonDelusional74611 4 роки тому +9

      You won't die here Ryan. No need for time travel.

    • @mrcrab3055
      @mrcrab3055 4 роки тому

      ummmm me too

    • @NonDelusional74611
      @NonDelusional74611 4 роки тому +2

      Hey Ryan, do you remember why I mentioned time travel? Cuz I sure don't.

    • @grease1224
      @grease1224 4 роки тому

      Same my head aches

    • @grease1224
      @grease1224 4 роки тому

      Btw always drink 8 glasses of water to avoid headaches, migraine, vertigo, dizzines

  • @user-si7qm6jv9r
    @user-si7qm6jv9r 5 років тому +203

    *literally anything happens*
    This is how their organs shut down

    • @gobzanuff5078
      @gobzanuff5078 5 років тому +1

      Chubbyemu one liner meme... Still not global level meme yet.

  • @expiredvitaminsplays5428
    @expiredvitaminsplays5428 4 роки тому +1544

    A man took a big dump, this is how his toilet exploded.

    • @thunderbuttocks28
      @thunderbuttocks28 4 роки тому +43

      Wait, that means he ate taco bell, which causes explosive dihoreea

    • @expiredvitaminsplays5428
      @expiredvitaminsplays5428 4 роки тому +15

      @@thunderbuttocks28 yes sir

    • @SlopCommentary
      @SlopCommentary 4 роки тому +2

      Ikr

    • @larrydotsonviet2
      @larrydotsonviet2 4 роки тому +12

      this made me laugh so hard

    • @cptray-steam
      @cptray-steam 4 роки тому +13

      Sounds like someone hid either lithium, sodium, potassium, rubidium, caesium, or francium in the toilet.
      That backsplash be deadly af.

  • @bobmn5702
    @bobmn5702 9 місяців тому +3

    A man existed. This is how he spontaneously combusted.

  • @jtbayliss1005
    @jtbayliss1005 4 роки тому +771

    Humans: *Drinks/Eats slightly too much of anything*
    Liver and kidneys: *Coffin dance ensues*

    • @NurseSnow2U
      @NurseSnow2U 4 роки тому +7

      JT Bayliss 😂😂😂

    • @oknice4379
      @oknice4379 4 роки тому +10

      I thought the other reply would be something like:
      Actually yes, precedes to write a whole essay on why this is true

    • @racetrip13
      @racetrip13 4 роки тому

      Wrong video.

    • @whitealliance9540
      @whitealliance9540 4 роки тому +3

      Lmao coffin dance is so good.
      Im booking them for my funeral asap. I better be shakin in ma coffin bich!

    • @enderlynxwilloze7935
      @enderlynxwilloze7935 4 роки тому

      JT Bayliss humanity is slowly destroying itself

  • @abbygutierrez3428
    @abbygutierrez3428 4 роки тому +789

    "Doctors rushed to his aid"
    The doctors: "lets just casually walk down the hallway while our patient dies"

    • @vanessalee7391
      @vanessalee7391 4 роки тому +11

      😅 EMTs too.

    • @danielk3919
      @danielk3919 4 роки тому +19

      Escort quests be like.

    • @rakhshandaqadeer8146
      @rakhshandaqadeer8146 4 роки тому +2

      XD

    • @AmigaA-or2hj
      @AmigaA-or2hj 4 роки тому +58

      Patient: Doctor doctor! I’ve only got 59 seconds to live!
      Doctor: Hang on a minute.

    • @midneis
      @midneis 4 роки тому +8

      lol, he probably couldn't find any stock footage of doctors running down the hallway.

  • @Dorito_Djinn
    @Dorito_Djinn 5 років тому +1757

    I'm sorry but these titles are hilarious to me.
    "A Man Gently Extended His Index Finger. This Is How Every Bone In His Body Shattered At Once."

    • @shinji5217
      @shinji5217 5 років тому +60

      Liked wit my pinky

    • @AssistantCoreAQI
      @AssistantCoreAQI 5 років тому +56

      @@shinji5217
      Whippity Whine, Your Bones Are Now Mine.

    • @malnutritionboy
      @malnutritionboy 5 років тому +6

      oh wow you're late to the party

    • @Bigfluffydragongaming
      @Bigfluffydragongaming 5 років тому +13

      A man stubbed his toe after getting up after playing Fortnite for 5 hours which made his feet fall asleep which is pretty annoying a terrible tbh...
      This is what happened to his cat.

    • @xVadRay
      @xVadRay 5 років тому +8

      But we love those titles

  • @AngelaSmith_1970
    @AngelaSmith_1970 Рік тому +13

    I’ve had the kind of dry gangrene shown due to lack of blood circulation because of 3 different pressors needed to keep me alive 😢 I was in respiratory failure and septic shock from MRSA-pneumonia. I spent 5 weeks in the hospital and I’m just extremely grateful to the literal teams of doctors and nurses and the various therapists that helped get me better and get me back home 😢🙏🏽🥰

    • @littlerat760
      @littlerat760 Рік тому +1

      glad you're doing better now :)

    • @AngelaSmith_1970
      @AngelaSmith_1970 5 місяців тому

      @@littlerat760thank you very much, it’s been a year and I’m beating the odds
      😎🙌🏽

  • @gautamsharma3361
    @gautamsharma3361 3 роки тому +2110

    "A man was licked by his organs, this is how his dog shut down"

    • @shiggleswookles
      @shiggleswookles 3 роки тому +15

      I’m dying of laughter

    • @staringgasmask
      @staringgasmask 3 роки тому +59

      An organ was licked by his dog. This is how his man shut down. Worst of all is that it would actually happen, if a dog licks your organs, well, goodbye

    • @undefined06855
      @undefined06855 3 роки тому +4

      LOL

    • @undefined06855
      @undefined06855 3 роки тому +3

      @@shiggleswookles same

    • @gilles466
      @gilles466 3 роки тому +2

      @@staringgasmask lmaooo

  • @TSfed
    @TSfed 4 роки тому +502

    A man got rejected in art school, this is how he started World War II

  • @yez1111
    @yez1111 4 роки тому +1498

    a kid stepped on a crack
    *This is what happened to his mother's back*

    • @videotoblin
      @videotoblin 4 роки тому +31

      42 year old JM reported to the emergency room with severe back pains and an unusually stiff back.

    • @tiashadrows3469
      @tiashadrows3469 4 роки тому +13

      Hey Hey
      I think that kid is called timy
      Turner

    • @wolfishthrone71yt67
      @wolfishthrone71yt67 4 роки тому +5

      Copied though

    • @omarali262
      @omarali262 4 роки тому +4

      This is probably a repost but I laughed hard lmao

    • @melikechoc0
      @melikechoc0 4 роки тому +9

      a kid stepped on a line
      *this is what happened to his father's spine*

  • @chrissmith2114
    @chrissmith2114 Рік тому +9

    I never let animals lick me, I hate them even licking my hand as I have to wash it straight away... When you see what animals lick and eat it is mad to let them lick anything of yours.

    • @jadephoenix222
      @jadephoenix222 Рік тому +2

      exactly! idk why people let pets lick their mouths and other parts.. like it's so gross...

  • @xx-ph5ml
    @xx-ph5ml 5 років тому +840

    Chubbyemu: *exists
    Internal Organs: I dont feel so good

    • @attie1979
      @attie1979 5 років тому +17

      The organs instantly shut down

    • @yoyomaho
      @yoyomaho 5 років тому

      LOOOOL! hahahah

    • @declanedmison5442
      @declanedmison5442 5 років тому +5

      A man made a comment about internal organs. This is how his internal organs shut down.

  • @reculate3332
    @reculate3332 3 роки тому +160

    A child was born, this is how he died 80 years later

  • @K.Marie119
    @K.Marie119 5 років тому +595

    Edit: Putting this here because people seem to have problems comprehending the difference between simply sharing my experience and taking a stance for or against owning cats. This bite was bad because it was espscially deep and over a joint. And as much as it sucked, I still love and own 2 cats. Y'all need a remedial reading class...
    During my Freshman year of High School I nearly died as the result of a cat bite. I didn't see a doctor right after being bitten because we knew that the doctor would have to report the cat to animal control.
    24 hours after being bitten, the area around the bite was quite swollen and draining pus. Would you believe that the ER doctor turned me away at the time saying, and I quote, "the infection isn't moving fast enough to necessitate antibiotics." I was like, "I'm sorry, what? Where on Earth did you go to medical school? It's clearly extremely infected." It was no use. I had no choice but to leave since I lived in a really rural area and he was the only doctor on duty.
    Another 24-36 hours later and I had the classic red streaks up to my elbow (I was bitten on the forearm) had a fever of 104 and confusion was setting in. Luckily, I was at my father's when shit started to hit the fan so I ended up in the ER of a much larger hospital.
    People, if you receive a bite that penetrates subcutaneous tissues, always see a doctor shortly afterwards, especially if it's by a cat. Their long, sharp canines leave puncture wounds. Unlike a scrape, it's impossible to clean them effectively. A cat bite is almost equivalent to getting an injection of bacteria.

    • @chubbyemu
      @chubbyemu  5 років тому +184

      glad you were able to get the appropriate care you needed at that time. thank you for sharing!!

    • @AaronShenghao
      @AaronShenghao 5 років тому +102

      A student was bitten by a feral cat. This is how his....
      Okay it is not funny anymore but that clinic is really screwed up.

    • @lordass4007
      @lordass4007 5 років тому +13

      Should have reported that devil to animal control in the first place. You would have died and that cat would have been cool with it

    • @hungryrefrigerator5784
      @hungryrefrigerator5784 5 років тому +5

      Thank you for sharing your story, and I’m happy that your doing well now.

    • @tomo4977
      @tomo4977 5 років тому +14

      I had nearly the same issue! Not from bites but from eczema complications, but yah the doctors I went to in the walk-in centres just either didn't care or under prescribed to treat the infection! Then I was taken off antibiotics too early, classic red streaks up my arm, extreme fatigue, nausea and my whole body aching till until I eventually got proper medication... All this was over several weeks, really messed up my anxiety hah

  • @railscenes4959
    @railscenes4959 Рік тому +5

    Last year I had pneumonia and sepsis before leaving on a road trip driving my camper van cross country. I felt great, but my wife thought I was not well enough. She always worries too much, so I thought.
    That first afternoon I drove from Portland, OR, clear across the state to Ontario, OR. I felt OK, but dehydrated. So I stopped at a big truck stop to fuel and get iced tea, then sleep there in my van. I hadn’t had a bowel movement for a few days. Should have know as that is Unusual for my system.
    I never felt any pain nor shortness of breath.
    As I walked into the truck stop cafe I fell backwards and knocked out on the pavement. Fortunately someone called 911. The only thing I recall is the EMT crew picking me up off the pavement and loading me into their ambulance. I spent the night in the Ontario hospital. Apparently they didn’t check for pneumonia or infection but fed me a good breakfast. So I told them I felt great. So they called a shuttle van to go back to my van. On the road again and drove east on I-84 clear past Boise, ID , to a truck stop with a good cafe, Boise Stage Stop. I went into the back of my van to change clothes as I was getting hot. Fortunately the van windows were open as I was too weak to get up after laying down. So someone heard me holler for help and called 911.
    Again I passed out and don’t even recall how they got my weak body out of the van. They took me to St. Luke Hospital in Boise, ID, where they tested me for sure and found the pneumonia and sepsis. I don’t even recall that until the doctor told me, must have been the next day.
    They also kept me isolated in the far end of the ward and wouldn’t let me out without help. They had a constant flow of IV anti-biotic fluids. I was there for 6 days and would not let me out until my Methodist minister drove over with another church friend to drive me home with my camper van.
    Those lovely sweet nurses wanted to keep me there another 2 weeks! (Must have been the doctor tho) But they released me to adult supervision🥴 to go home.
    A year later I’m doing OK but paying more attention to my own health and will listen to my wife if she says I don’t look well. I’m still weak but have other health issues after beating cancer 15 years ago and spine surgery for neuropathy.

  • @ShunTzu13
    @ShunTzu13 4 роки тому +603

    "A man farted, this is how his colon turned inside out"

  • @KateCarew
    @KateCarew 5 років тому +292

    “Returned to his family for processions”
    Well shit, I thought he was gonna pull through despite the quadruple amputations and brain damage.

    • @acesarge2
      @acesarge2 5 років тому +56

      Sometimes dead is better.

    • @KateCarew
      @KateCarew 5 років тому +17

      acesarge2 100%
      At his age he most likely would’ve had a horrible time with therapy. The amputations OR Braun damage could’ve been managed but not all it :(
      It was a euphemism I hadn’t heard before, I’ll have to use it 🙏🏻

    • @bochen1079
      @bochen1079 5 років тому +17

      Id wanna die if I was him

    • @Mojo4927
      @Mojo4927 5 років тому +5

      @@acesarge2 The soil of a man's heart is stonier, Louis.

  • @TheFemaleBassist
    @TheFemaleBassist 5 років тому +947

    Me: Peacefully scrolling through youtube
    Chubby Emu: *A person did this perfectly normal thing you do on a daily basis. This is how they suffered a slow and painful death.*

    • @ultimax140
      @ultimax140 5 років тому +83

      Also Chubby Emu: *this person did something really damn stupid because of illness. This is how they survived but were messed up.*

    • @AndyHappyGuy
      @AndyHappyGuy 5 років тому +5

      True.

    • @ayyylmao101
      @ayyylmao101 5 років тому +22

      Also Emu: *medical meme shows up on screen for about 0.1 attoseconds*

    • @Sip_Dhit
      @Sip_Dhit 5 років тому +6

      @@ultimax140 you mean something super stupid, got messed up but made a full recovery

    • @monad_tcp
      @monad_tcp 5 років тому +8

      kissing a dog is not a normal thing

  • @dignitywoo2955
    @dignitywoo2955 Рік тому +25

    I feel so sorry for this guy, he just wanted to have a good time with his pets that loved him and wanted to show it. And when he became ill he suffered so much from different bacteria and fungi, developed gangrene and brain damage in the state that he just couldn't no longer have a chance to live somewhat normal life. Poor soul, wish he will meet his dogs in the heaven at some moment.

    • @franznarf
      @franznarf Рік тому

      French kissing a beast that licks its own bum doesn't deserve much sympathy

  • @orangu
    @orangu 4 роки тому +483

    "Man was born, this is how to died a slow 90 year death"

  • @jgray1831
    @jgray1831 4 роки тому +746

    A man ate breakfast, this is how Joseph Stalin resurrected and re established the Soviet Union

    • @DastardlyDawar
      @DastardlyDawar 4 роки тому +19

      there are no accidents
      - master oogway

    • @coffeebug
      @coffeebug 4 роки тому

      Dawar Ali no with that attitude

    • @DastardlyDawar
      @DastardlyDawar 4 роки тому +3

      @@coffeebug i don't get the joke
      am i dumb?

    • @geraldfriend256
      @geraldfriend256 4 роки тому

      Bacon makes everything better.

    • @jasenplayz8328
      @jasenplayz8328 4 роки тому

      @@DastardlyDawar happy accidents

  • @steadycruisin619
    @steadycruisin619 4 роки тому +816

    Me: I gotta stop watching these right before bed...
    Chubbyemu: *A Dad Drinks a Lava Lamp*
    Me: lol ok just one more

  • @asddfjkkl
    @asddfjkkl 5 років тому +88

    "for the next few days, JD was improving again
    but 4 days later..."
    u rlly wanna kill that guy huh

  • @Nanogrip
    @Nanogrip 5 років тому +932

    "A purple man snapped his fingers, this is how half the universe died."

  • @elizabethgeso667
    @elizabethgeso667 4 роки тому +1875

    I really appreciate the way you explain things, especially when you define the latin roots of medical terminology. It helps to create a fuller understanding of the word/condition. Thank you for your videos and attention to detail!

  • @AamiBambi
    @AamiBambi 11 місяців тому +2

    A man breathed, this is how he died from sepsis

  • @Moonlightmad
    @Moonlightmad 5 років тому +198

    This channel reminds me that literally anything will make my organs fail and kill me.

    • @hamhoot1455
      @hamhoot1455 5 років тому +1

      Yes

    • @Anonarchist
      @Anonarchist 5 років тому +1

      i mean, eventually something will.

    • @declanedmison5442
      @declanedmison5442 5 років тому +6

      A man was reminded on how likely it was that his internal organs could kill him. This is how his internal organs shut down.

  • @your_vicissitudes_a4606
    @your_vicissitudes_a4606 4 роки тому +7601

    “A man was licked by his dog...”
    Wow, that’s sweet
    “This is how his organs shut down”
    Wow, that escalated quickly

    • @darkflightdreamer1698
      @darkflightdreamer1698 4 роки тому +37

      wow that is a BRUH MOMENT LOLS! sory

    • @jacobrzeszewski6527
      @jacobrzeszewski6527 4 роки тому +22

      Like, that really got out of hand.

    • @0ulx037
      @0ulx037 4 роки тому +14

      Ide be d e a. D

    • @mulan7015
      @mulan7015 4 роки тому +24

      You should not allow a dog to lick you should be common knowledge from now

    • @tysonmclane5909
      @tysonmclane5909 3 роки тому +57

      @@mulan7015 it's literally so rare you cannot say that, my dog gives me a kiss every day before and after work, not een worries

  • @OvAeons
    @OvAeons 5 років тому +513

    Ahh, nothing like watching Chubb to make your entire body hurt for no reason

    • @aryooon
      @aryooon 5 років тому +27

      I had a random pain in my chest watching this video and thought aww shit

    • @beek.3936
      @beek.3936 5 років тому +5

      @@aryooon 😂

    • @budihayat4684
      @budihayat4684 5 років тому +17

      @@aryooon "A man watched my UA-cam video. This is what happened to his chest."

    • @bryanslocks3481
      @bryanslocks3481 5 років тому +3

      It’s just your brain tricking you into feeling something because your anxious about what your processing through your brain.

    • @laurenpinkiepie8663
      @laurenpinkiepie8663 5 років тому

      i thought it was juust me

  • @roastinpeace2320
    @roastinpeace2320 9 місяців тому +2

    Odds of this happening are so low though.. It's like if you said "hey i'm not driving a car because I can have car accident". Imma let my dog licking my face thank you very much.

  • @oliverdavies9861
    @oliverdavies9861 4 роки тому +800

    A boy missed a day of school, this is what happened to his grades

    • @randomjapsi
      @randomjapsi 4 роки тому +5

      Why

    • @jadenreed6830
      @jadenreed6830 4 роки тому +6

      Lmao facts

    • @gobzanuff5078
      @gobzanuff5078 4 роки тому +17

      That sound like what parents will say...

    • @kiklrgggyhh5796
      @kiklrgggyhh5796 4 роки тому +4

      when your doing add math

    • @toast892
      @toast892 4 роки тому +4

      A man called in sick one day
      This is what happened to his salary