Roasting Your Bikes on Fixie Points (not clickbait)
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- Опубліковано 8 вер 2024
- After five years, I'm ready to roast your bikes again. Fixie Points is the show where you all submit pictures and stories of your bikes for me to brutally roast and arbitrarily award Fixie Points. Us fixed gear riders spend too much time agonizing over every single detail on our bikes to make our bikes as beautiful (or not) as possible. Fixie Points don't matter; they're just for fun. Let the roasting begin!
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Oh we're so back. Just in time as I'm going to finish my build next week. Can't wait to get it roasted.
He really brought fixie points back? 😮
Yeah, boi
yessssss
couldnt like this comment in fear of breaking the 69th like
"Your money has outgrown your taste" is a bar 🔥
Just one month of marriage made Zach wanting to do something out of loop 😊
That Thomson post really brings together the lines of the seat tube 🤣
"couldnt afford 2 rolls of bar tape" DAYUM....roasted
I thought he did that to be able to change bars. Can't put bar tape threw a quill stem
But your roast wad funny lol
@@reginaldfowle4586 facts I switch bars alot
When my wife's boyfriend isn't roasting my fixie I prefer Zach to roast it 😩😩
Carbon is vibration dampening, not always for 'going fast' ive had both a carbon cockpit vs an aluminum one and while you ride dirt you feel a lot less bumps and shock while riding carbon but you also arent sacrificing much stiffness
Can't roast what hasn't been built yet, I'm safe
Can’t believe it’s been five years already since you stopped it but glad it’s back.
Got some good chuckles.
Yesss finally fixiepoints is backk, pls do more episodes :)
"Welcome to ZGCN!"
Go ahead and have fun roasting man, we're here for it!
I think the last few Fixie Points back in the day, we could tell your heart wasn't really in it anymore, but this one slaps. Certainly guffawed at a few of these roasts. "The heaviest wheels money can buy." Feels like 2016 baby.
... And it's not that much money (AliExpress) 🤣
That Zack Gallardo bike chain friendship bracelet gets... -69 fixie points.
Let's gooooo!!!! finally fixie points back! ive been asking for like a year now!
Been waiting for this
it's been 3,000 years...
back!!!! awesome. 5:10 so good. 11:48 its all about getting torque for the hills. 14:00 bike is dope.
So glad this has come back!
Les go baby gotta send my bike in now
This was fantastic fun! I am so embarrassed of my saved from the road side trash day hi-tensil General 10 speed conversion now. But, it does get ridden pretty hard on a regular basis. Best feature? If it gets stolen the thief would most likely bring it back.
Fixie points! YES!!!!🙌🏾
Honestly I think you should do these type of videos once a month. Super entertaining.
Can we have one of these videos but with velodrome bikes
YOOOO, no way, its back. Too bad I didnt submit mine in time for this one
that wabi with knobbies was sick
More Fixie Points Videos!
Yoooooooo!!! My favorite video series!!!!
can not wait to complete my zombie fix gear bike, want to see it on your channel getting rosted xdd
Aw shit fixie points, todays a good day
I feel like if I send him pictures of my bike he could do a whole 15 minute roast only about one bike.
There is so much more going on, than with these simple fixie bikes :)
YES! We've all been waiting for too long.
Some nasty ride here
The small and medium size Aerotracks have a sloping top tube, and there's still about 1" clearance to the curved part of the seat tube with the wheel slammed in the dropouts.
I’m so pumped right now
I just love this, so cool
And when we had lost all hope… he brought it back!
So excited
Yap…..This is good
gold
nice! fixie points are back
I love fixie points vids,when is the next one?
Yes gotta send in my bike!
FINALLYYYYYUUU
Bro when I'm done making my party bike it's over for y'all
Let's goooooo! love how Fixie points is essentially a snarky rapid fire bike check I could look at the details on people's bikes for hours & your jokes are too funny.
2:09 state restarted the production omniums and they sell them for 300$+
Zach do my green cannondale track from Chicago
lovin fixie points
Oh hell yeah.. gotta send you my bike 😅
Zack woke up n chose madness fr
I love the concept of: the richer you are, the more fixie points you get. :D
15:13 Look at how Zach is losing 5W for waving his dress
So good! Lol. I am going to have to submit my bike for sure.
Its finally back XD
nice its back :D
Great vid!
W fixie points. W blink 182. W Zach
That was so embarrassing...do me, do me
I gotta send you mine. 😁
pleaaaaseee do more
Haha get'em Zach 😂
That last bike is… a vibe
heavy ass aluminum tri spoke on steel frame
Your laptop looks like a square cement tile. How would you find it if you leave it on the ground?
My red aero track in the top left corner
please do moree
We’re so back
Yes
I (allegedly) purchased the very last tap water bottle from you (which i can not find as it seems my nephew misplaced it. Because f#ckin' nephews...) so I suppose I need to purchase this as well (and not allow the nephew to take hold of it). Apologies for all the needles parenthetical...
I just seen blink too on tues!!!
I can die peacefully now
Winner should get a fixie points sticker 😂
i think the khs wannabe is a legit frame just the axel to crown on the fork is too tall ... thats why it slopes backwards
That’s exactly it. It’s my homies bike and he got it as a frame and found that fork and slapped it on.
What straps on that pink camp???😮😮
Why is your camera so good
Finally🎉
Anyone have recommendations on a nike to buy? Started with a 05' bianchi pista, ready to move on to something newer. Maybe alluminum frame?
Leeeesgooooo🎉
can you do my build i Got a Nice Dolan Pre cursa All njs parts
Don't swifties have bracelets like that? -73 pop culture points
bro no one rides kilo tt?
Carbon is stronger 💪
where do i upload my images 😭
Monkey poop brown is right! Surly and All city had some awful paint schemes.
On a background are sounds of bicycle hell where ugliest monsters with pedals ripped apart bit by bit with handheld grinder... Noice.😈
No, seriously to be honest we also have such neighbours and in apartment building not a separate hause... And in such moments I also extremely salty.
Kapow take that
Hahhahahaha 😅 roast me next
This might be garys fault
My carbon MTB weighs 37 lbs
😂😂😂
Bro thinks he's gary
Naaa he started it way back in the days. I love gary but is "roasting" sucks, Zach's is at least entertaining
Everything sram does is their fault
Can I get one of your fixies I’m to broke to get one myself and I don’t want to wait any longer to ride one🙏🙏
This bike show is so bad! It only talks about fixed gear bikes! Yoooo! Didn't you hear about the free wheel invention ? No, of course not. You just want to stay fixed, not free. -100 free points. And I also have something else to do like going to cool laser concert show. Arf. Adios.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! FINALLY! THANK YOU!