the hilarious truth about woodworking shills
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- Опубліковано 26 лис 2022
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👋if you found this funny, can you share it with other makers so it can get more views? Peas and Carrots? 🥕
you mean Linguica and Favas, Right? 🤣
Loved it
@@landmarkconstruction not a lot of people in this part of the country know anything about that food.
"You're not a real woodworker until you've mastered the art of building a farm house table out of 2x6's with 182 pocket screws." - This is gold.
Gold. Just like the value of said table.
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On the bright side, a year after you build it you can repurpose it into a wooden flag with real 3D waves in it! 🤣 Awesome video...Very witty @wittworks
Ha 🤣
Best. Video. Ever. It was like a UA-cam Woodworking Family Reunion. Bad news, Drew. You're the family's weird uncle!
I’ve always known I was the weird uncle.
🤣😂🤣😂
I love it! So funny, yet so true! I always get a good laugh out of these videos you do. It's nice to see other members getting in on the fun.
😂 hilarious! Good job!
#no.1culprit 🤣🤣🤣
As someone who is just getting into the hobby and has been devouring UA-cam videos at an alarming rate, this is absolute truth and I fall for at least half of it! The half I can afford at least! Sometimes we need to laugh at ourselves. Love your content and love that the other channels took part. Makes me love them even more too.
Well said!
This was pretty fantastic. I mean I like all your stuff but this was pretty spot on. Now back to 10 tools under $30 that every woodworker needs part 732
part 732 🤪
Ah man. You called me out on literally the ONLY thing I mentioned this season! 😂 And for the record, I use three of the four! 😂 Seriously though, great job!
Bro I bought that pencil because of you two years ago! And I love it. It's my fav. I blurred your name in the screen shot! I think you do a fantastic job at actually providing real educational value and I'm happy to buy anything you show!
I use the .5. It breaks easy. Should I get the .7 or .9? Through your link, naturally.
@@wittworks I use .7 mostly now. .9 is a bit chonky for joinery marks.
NAILED IT! I've probably watched 1,000 Christmas gift for woodworkers videos this month for some reason.
I love this. Definitely provided a good laugh. And I love that the other UA-camrs played along. I follow several of them. But I’ll have to check out the ones I don’t. Great stuff!
Absolutely Hilarious!!! Glad to see all the other creators participating.
Don’t forget to wish everyone a Happy Hondadays too! Great job on a every woodworking UA-cam video this week!
HONDA HAS TO PAY!
Just came across this video - and absolutely laughed out loud! Nice work and thanks for bringing a bit of humor to this (these) topics. BTW I am also a fan of your REAL WW videos, Larry
Thank you!
I really wish I was that creative :) Kudos to everyone who participated 👍
🤣 Best video of the season! Cheers to you and all my fave makers!
Haha Drew this was absolutely brilliant! The best Christmas tool video ever made 😂
😂 👏🏼 Funny because it’s TRUE!
Great video! Thanks to all. Had me smiling throughout
The seamless integration of all these dudes was great. Loved the video and the laughs.
Thank you
I wish I could give more than one like for this video! Full credit to the channels that participated. I am keeping a record of them as channels I can actually trust going forward...
Thanks! They were all awesome and said yes before I can finish asking. Truly stand up creators.
😂😂😂
People watch 🤷♂️
@@silverbackag9790 I'm going to push back on that one
Matt pushes products, in videos where he tells you he's going to push products in the video title. He also does the same thing with products he wished he hadn't bought. He also tells you when he's getting profit off of sales vs when he isn't (the recent shelix planer, for example), as any decent creator should.
When he is going to recommend or review something for potential buyers, he is using it for a while beforehand (3M orbital, sawstop tabletop table saw, the the aforementioned shelix cutter head planer, among others).
Now, I didn't know all the creators in this video, mainly 731 and Blacktail, and have recently started watching Spencley, so if you were referring to a different one, disregard.
I have a new idea for a router table 🫣
Dude. Amazing! This was hilarious. I love seeing everyone get in on it.
My favorite yet! What a hoot! You Rock, man!
Seriously hits every damn trope. NOICE! Big grins over here!
I scrolled down at the comments and your post put a grin on my face! Love this channel too!
Awesome video, cameo’s by other UA-cam woodworker is great. Everyone has a good attitude about it. I watch all those guys Channels.
😂😂😂 absolutely crushed this one, my man! 👌🏼 I had a good couple laughs .
Thank you
Ha:.. I’m thrilled to see one of my favorite channels featuring several other channels I also enjoy. Much respect to the community!!!!!!
thank you!
I bought that pencil two weeks ago.. Its actually pretty great. I also use the Pica, but its got a different purpose.... Mainly for general marking and the graph gear pencil I use for super precise layout marks.
I use both for the same things!
@@wittworks haha awesome!
God love you. This is the FIRST woodworking UA-cam video i have ever laughed through. Thank you. You made my day. And EARNED my subscription that won’t add up to anything. I’ll think for a year about the patreon
ha. Thank you! I'm glad you got a good laugh. Good enough for me. Click my links. Just kidding.
@@wittworks question. This is serious. Does the cubitron extract net disc pack(100) come with the pad? I need some for my festoon sander haha. I’m being dead serious.
@@joelw6215 I don't think it does. Per Mike Taylor, 3M doesn't include it in the packs. Diablo does and I hope that puts some pressure on 3M, but lets be honest, they don't take their orders from people like me or the devil.
Oh wow, this is great! I've been following most of your guest stars, but somehow only stumbled on your channel this morning. Great stuff! Subbed!
Man, I do love my kreg jig though.
Thank you Nick!
Despite the polarizing hate, I still use the kreg…(and had to borrow the domino)
@@wittworks Haha I have one of those too. But for cabinets, I'm using Kreg and lock joints.
LOL Starting out with a BOMB. "no cinematic style" @2:02 TBH, that is a legit great mechanical pencil. The tip protection (pipe down you peanut gallery) is worth it. 0.5mm (fit's the Incra cuz as you said, I suck at measuring and 0.9 mm so the lead doesn't break as soon as it hits *ONE* grain line. You had me laughing the whole time! Love those other creators.
Thanks! I love that pencil. It's my go to. I want to make a video on it...but...then it would be seen as a product push
This is super funny! Mooostly because it's true. 😂 Can't get enough of my UA-cam woodworkers!
That was AWESOME! King of snark! Amazed at how many people you got to join in. Too bad you couldn’t get Bourbon Mouth and Katz-Moses.
Thank you! Katz would have joined if I asked him. He was a good sport with this one: ua-cam.com/video/vLFjb0idKWA/v-deo.html
I don't think Bourbon Moth knows who I am. Maybe you could introduce us?
@@wittworks LOL! I’ll get right on that!
Throughly enjoyed this! Thanks for doing this one!
Thank you
This is hilarious! I've been thinking about all of the pitch videos, and your poking fun is perfect. BtW- your merch hat is nicer thsn most.
Thank you!
Jason Bent got me! 😂 Love the cameo interactions!
He was great!
Haha this was awesome!!
It was cool that you were able to get some other makers in on it too!!
Thank you! I’m surprised they said yes.
Love seeing the community all in on it. You're videos are fantastic!
I appreciate that! I'm glad they said yes and trusted me.
After watching 3 new “tools I don’t need for Christmas videos”, this was hilarious.
Thank you. Make sure you click on my links and not theirs. Wait. Nevermind. I didn’t include links.
Awesome video Drew! Kudos to all the channels that participated! Not gonna lie...I looked for affiliate links. 😂
amzn.to/3GUsY0j
@@wittworks Thanks Drew!
This was hilarious man....loved it 20k is right around the corner!!!!
🤣You're killing it Drew! Glad to see you and the others gurus in the video are such good sports about this!
thank you!
that was awesome and I needed that laugh today.....after spending the last couple of years watching a ton of woodworking videos, you absolutely nailed it. :-P
Thank you
That's one of the funniest things I've watched lately. Great job with all the guys I watch.
This was DELIGHTFUL !! What I am Really laughing at is these are the other channels / UA-camrs I always watch ! 😂 I have given away a pile of the pica pencils because everyone loves them. I use both that and the Pentel .7 every day.
I love both!
Damn you beat me to it. I'm still going to release my vid, but this is pretty much spot on of how I feel. Good stuff
I’m dying. This was epic, great job and the Cameo’s lmao. 🎉😂❤
Great timing for UA-cam ads. You said "you don't want to see Cam mad," and Shazam Fury of the Gods started playing.😂
Never laughed so much in ages. Two patreons, Must have's, Domino, pocket hole, them pencils? How did I manage to survive 35 years as a pro woodworker without these.
You've hit the nail on the head with this one Witt, but you forgot the unboxingings and reviews after two minutes of use. Brilliant. 🤣🤣Tony
Thanks Tony! Unboxing is for the noobs. Protip: If you leave the product in the box, you can return it to get your money back after you promote it on video.
That was freaking awesome. It's so true. "Here is a bunch of crap you don't need but I'm going to full court press you into buying them".
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Perfect on point! I love my Craigslist Domino joiner.
Craigslist!!!!!
ALL OF TWO OF MY PATREONS. Just over a minute in and I’m already laughing, outstanding!
Technically I only have one patreon, but two sounded more funny.
This was a great video, I literally watch every one of these influencers. And you nailed it. Great job keep up the good work and happy Black Friday go get those commissions.😂😂😂
thanks! I watch them too! I was surprised they said yes.
This video was too funny 😂 the fact that you got the guys who lean towards those types of vids to jump in the fun made me pee. I blamed it on the dog so the wife wasn’t mad at me though. Amazing video!
You forgot established titles…lol..great video!..love this channel!..
This dude is such a good salesman that I just bought everything he talked about, and I don't even work with wood! Nor do I have a workshop! Or any interest in it!
😂🤣This is by FAR the funniest thing I've seen in a while!! Fantastic work
Thanks Dave. My goal was for it to be like SNL when SNL was actually funny.
Those green pencils look to be a real game changer. Unfortunately, my tool budget was blown on another total game changer.... a single 1/8" Amana drill bit.
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This was absolutely fantastic. I am bummed out that I am only seeing this now as a subscriber. 7 months late. 😢
At last. Someone with a sense of humour. The cameos are brill 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Thank you Jim! I'm grateful they all said yes.
You deserve an award for this one. Bravo!
Oh thanks!
Too funny! Followed from 731 …. I just subscribed to your channel😹
Thank you! Welcome aboard.
Best video I’ve seen all year. Thanks for the laughs 😂😂
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Hey! I built my router table out of Particle Board! I painted it thrice with polyurethane stain AND laminated it! And I DO use it!!! D:
The black tail bit won me over… subbed 😂😂😂
Welcome aboard.
That was funny. You're connected to all of my favorite woodworkers... Minus a few, of course. Nice job. Thanks for all the great "me gift" suggestions. My kids don't mind at all.
Ha! Thank you.
I thoroughly ENJOYED THAT 😂
THANKS 🙏
BRAVO. Absolutely brilliant 👍🏻
the pocket hole to the domino was glorious
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Love the way you merge comedy with woodworking, which I personally enjoy both. On that note, when is your Netflix special coming? Can’t wait to see you on Joe Rogan to promote it😂 Great content, keep up the great work!
my mind would explode if netflix reached out.make sure you check the published date on this one: ua-cam.com/video/d3kob9ZlzoY/v-deo.html
@@wittworks Hey, you never know. If the great DiResta made it to the platform, so can you! Maybe as a cartoon character in his second season (if there is another one coming).
This was great! I’m not buying anything though 😂. Your intro to the Festool fanboy had me roll’n. “Make everyone jealous 😂”!!
Thank you!
This is freaking gold thanks for the early gift
😂 Drew this was hysterical! So good!
Thank you Scott. You’re so positive. 🇨🇦
A year later…still hilarious. 😂
Based on your show, I ordered a couple of parts for my track saw one part didn’t fit exactly, and Witt works has gone above and beyond to make it right probably the best customer service of any company I’ve dealt with
Peter! Keep my secret safe! 🤫
Funny stuff.
I do love those pencils.
Love this. It is great that the guys (looking at you 731 and the dowel jig I bought based on your video) who do this can make fun of themselves too. Excellent video. Thanks for the laughs. Are you really a pastor? I am one too.
Yes
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You sold me, I’m starting a patreon. I can’t WAIT to tell everyone that I’m getting a second pika dry!
Hilarious. Your editing is so good. Love it.
Thank you Blake. I had a lot of fun with this one.
Ah so true! those pica pencils 😂 but recently I had to purchase the 0.9mm one instead of the #woodpeckers mechanical metal pencil I had been using , which came with the T-square I so badly needed to draw straighter lines . Maybe when I can afford one of the big red squares my mdf cases for storing all my systainers will look even better and I will finally be satisfied.
Ha nice! I need to try the .9
More hilarious than usual 😂
This was awesome! Thank you for the affiliate break.
Any time!
that was hillarious !!!
Awesome job man!🤣 I'll buy a camera settings class from you!😂 keep it up.
Thank you! Let me email skillshare right now to see if they'll hire me for a course....
Hilarious perfect timing, and now I’ve gotta find a new place to clip my mic to 😂
Should I make one of those Beginner / Amateur / Pro videos on it?
Beginner: clip on the hat
Amateur: clip on the shirt collar
Pro: tape to chest under the shirt
@@wittworks any content that you will bless us with we will love. Thank you Father Drew for making the tubes a better place. 😄
This has got to be the best video in the woodworking community right now!
Jerry, that's very kind of you to say. But did you click on my links? Just kidding. Just a joke. Appreciate you!
@@wittworks lol! I literally already bought everything based on other UA-camrs videos. Pica pencil due to Brad at FTBT ✔️, metal mechanical pencils from Stumpy Nubs ✔️, kreg jig thanks to Matt O✔️, domino thanks to Jason ✔️. I was just about to join your patreon to get Cam’s workshop but I don’t want Cam to get angry.
Cam black listed me.
Subscribed! Would definitely like to see more videos like this or like your new video on the track saw. I liked how much depth you went into with how to use the tool, what issues you could run into instead of blowing it up out of proportions because of promotions. I hope your channel grows big this year. I feel like I get a lot of honesty in these videos similar how to project farm would say it to you. Keep up the great videos! Please don't end up like very lame gang construction channel. I hate that shit. Hyping up products that you don't even have in hand yet. The dude is so cringe.
Thank you! My hands are too soft for construction 🦺
Hilarious!😂 loved the video, now what was that Blacktail login again? Never mind, I need to head to HD to get more picket screws. Have a great day!
It was cam@procircumcision.com
Love it Drew, keep'em coming. - Chris
731 gave me an idea for another video. “Price increase” and “supply chain” issues.
The only things you missed were gel stain and Rubio 😂.
I have a Rubio joke in the queue
Ok but does ANYONE know where I can buy that new sander from 3M?
Taytools, naturally. I should have included a sander joke 🙃
Good chuckle!
Pure comedy right there 😂😂😂
I loved this video so much! When you said deal dealers I thought of 731, and then you called him 🤣
Shoutout to you and everyone who joined for the video 😁
🤪 technically he called me!
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all 2 patrons! HUGE~
I lied. I only have 1 patreon.
@@wittworks sorry i had to bail, i gotta pay rent, dont worry thou i wrote down the epoxy login details
This was the best video! The cameos were awesome!!
Glad you like them!
Love it!! 🤣
Love this video. An noooooo, I'd never do that.
Great video thank you
The Festool Fanboy was my favorite
❤ good stuff