Cannibalism in Uganda

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  • @citrusblu2210
    @citrusblu2210 5 років тому +3515

    Why does the music feel like I'm about to start playing a Nintendo game called cannibals of uganda..

    • @matthewtegovski4069
      @matthewtegovski4069 5 років тому +27

      Such an underrated comment 😂😂

    • @an1skh4n
      @an1skh4n 4 роки тому +10

      Cannibals of Uganda sounds like a hoot. Imagine 4 way split screening that bad boy? You thought kids got violent while playing GoldenEye, you ain't seen nothin yet, bubba

    • @d33676
      @d33676 4 роки тому

      🤣🤣

    • @lauras3612
      @lauras3612 4 роки тому

      @@matthewtegovski4069 it really is

    • @lauras3612
      @lauras3612 4 роки тому +1

      I know right? I'm expecting a little Mario brother to pop out and jump over the man

  • @dimitrisavgerinos3836
    @dimitrisavgerinos3836 3 роки тому +2449

    And I’m still feeling guilty for eating a cake late at night .......

  • @NateK9official
    @NateK9official 4 роки тому +6402

    Guy anywhere in the world: "You're a whole snack, girl"
    Girl: "Aww Thanks"
    Guy in Uganda: "You're a whole snack, girl"
    Girl: 👀

  • @warbledurbler7905
    @warbledurbler7905 3 роки тому +1288

    Any plans for this evening?
    "I'm having an old friend for dinner"

  • @Pickinbuddy
    @Pickinbuddy 10 років тому +5859

    If 'vegetarians' eat only vegetables....does that make Cannibals 'humanitarians'?

  • @connerallen642
    @connerallen642 5 років тому +2406

    Reporter: "do you still eat other people"
    Cannibal: "depends, you got some salt?"

  • @joaquinvega632
    @joaquinvega632 6 років тому +1777

    That dude talking like it's a cheat meal tf

    • @Babylon2060
      @Babylon2060 6 років тому +3

      joaquin vega 😂

    • @thecyberninja2708
      @thecyberninja2708 6 років тому +44

      joaquin vega imagine if you see this dude in the night running towards you

    • @raskult
      @raskult 6 років тому +19

      The Cyberninja gotta go faster faster sonic x in my mind lmao

    • @mizukiakashiya2303
      @mizukiakashiya2303 6 років тому +18

      joaquin vega like he is dieting and ate pizza or smth like that 😂

    • @orednas4561
      @orednas4561 6 років тому +9

      why ar u roning

  • @jejeremeh8776
    @jejeremeh8776 3 роки тому +675

    "why do you eat your fellow men?"
    "why are you a cannibal?"
    "why are you gay?"
    "why are you running?"

    • @petereisenhower8089
      @petereisenhower8089 3 роки тому +38

      Million dollar questions

    • @o_o8531
      @o_o8531 3 роки тому +21

      Questions science still can't answer
      Wrong timing?

    • @kyriljordanov2086
      @kyriljordanov2086 3 роки тому +22

      Africans want answers and not fluffy talk.

    • @fayeholder2238
      @fayeholder2238 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂

    • @frieda8956
      @frieda8956 3 роки тому +27

      Why are you gay🤣🤣 interview of the century. I still laugh about it til this day

  • @EvotechDesign
    @EvotechDesign 7 років тому +1781

    I kind of lost it when he sat there eating a banana...

    • @EvotechDesign
      @EvotechDesign 7 років тому +61

      Still sad though, I think the problem is education of ethic rules and especially the poverty...

    • @ginosantanglo9922
      @ginosantanglo9922 7 років тому +29

      Evotech 5 he just came off the banana tree.

    • @ginosantanglo9922
      @ginosantanglo9922 7 років тому +10

      Evotech 5 this their culture and DNA

    • @c.morganfree1970
      @c.morganfree1970 7 років тому +27

      Gino Santanglo You're so stupid.

    • @basshuntet4967
      @basshuntet4967 7 років тому +4

      C. Morgan Free black lives mattef

  • @itsyaboychipsahoy.7989
    @itsyaboychipsahoy.7989 6 років тому +3647

    Imagine this guy chasing you in the middle of the night.

    • @popularfailure9014
      @popularfailure9014 6 років тому +83

      It's ya boy, Chips Ahoy. My dying wish would be that I at least get dipped in ranch

    • @leuio4570
      @leuio4570 6 років тому +22

      Wolf Spider What a joke

    • @mattburns4859
      @mattburns4859 6 років тому +23

      It's ya boy, Chips Ahoy. Nothing a .45 ACP or a handgun chambered in 45 70 can't fix right up😁

    • @mattburns4859
      @mattburns4859 6 років тому +14

      Judo Noir The way you fight one in the dark tell him a joke and when he cracks a smile let him have it

    • @Kabodanki
      @Kabodanki 6 років тому +4

      Paris 2018

  • @thefreewill7408
    @thefreewill7408 6 років тому +3242

    Im leaving this planet....🚀

    • @2spicy4u55
      @2spicy4u55 5 років тому +89

      Bring me with you please

    • @rome.u
      @rome.u 5 років тому +41

      youre dp looks like aghori

    • @beatriznoreenlabajo4995
      @beatriznoreenlabajo4995 5 років тому +24

      Im going with you..

    • @sailorbout2sail718
      @sailorbout2sail718 5 років тому

      @Random Affairs that's why I said priest* Asshole

    • @sailorbout2sail718
      @sailorbout2sail718 5 років тому +1

      @Random Affairs and also numbers are higher as there are way more aghoris than 200 hahahaha

  • @giap1362
    @giap1362 3 роки тому +423

    Reporter: "Do you still eat humans?"
    Cannibal: "Well I don't not eat them sometimes maybe no."

  • @hamzashahid5961
    @hamzashahid5961 3 роки тому +347

    So basically he's saying that eating dead people is his cheat meal

  • @AChubbyChaserHD
    @AChubbyChaserHD 7 років тому +1819

    You're not you when you're hungry...
    'Hands Snickers'

    • @Pennilaymay
      @Pennilaymay 7 років тому +44

      Kyle Shephard *eats hand* you right!

    • @haziqabdulhalil954
      @haziqabdulhalil954 7 років тому +12

      Kyle Shephard eats the man who hand him the snickers

    • @lokstarmegatronix6176
      @lokstarmegatronix6176 7 років тому

      Kyle Shephard; This is the regurgitation of your vast TELEVISUAL EDUCATION CULTURE..... (they even start quoting Corporate TV adverts in real life!)
      Sexy Kyle, YOUR TV BRAINWASH....IS SHOWING!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @blizzard1442
      @blizzard1442 7 років тому

      I

    • @jafjavier4939
      @jafjavier4939 7 років тому +1

      This sneakers isn't even real rubber.

  • @ewi6757
    @ewi6757 4 роки тому +892

    When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder. 😅

    • @Tiffany-ov2jf
      @Tiffany-ov2jf 4 роки тому +14

      Hahah that's clever

    • @markheavens2394
      @markheavens2394 3 роки тому +11

      Am Ugandan and these guys never get cold feet

    • @richardconner1283
      @richardconner1283 3 роки тому +11

      YOU SHOULD BE DOING SIT DOWN COMEDY,AT THE MORGUE.

    • @ewi6757
      @ewi6757 3 роки тому +3

      @@richardconner1283 😂

    • @ewi6757
      @ewi6757 3 роки тому +7

      @LOUDMOUTHBUGGER My Name is so ewwww 😂 thats goooood

  • @wadzanaivictoriabususu7574
    @wadzanaivictoriabususu7574 3 роки тому +493

    I bet being called a whole snack has an entirely different meaning in that area

    • @rr_Shak3s
      @rr_Shak3s 3 роки тому +8

      Underrated comment🤣

    • @loustat4037
      @loustat4037 3 роки тому +4

      I live in Uganda & have never met any canibal. We here those as legends. Lol

    • @o_o8531
      @o_o8531 3 роки тому +3

      @@ElizabethUkeh wait that was being racist? Dang I should be careful to not hurt anyone

  • @MDMA919.
    @MDMA919. 4 роки тому +493

    "hey brb i'm having a chat with cannibals"
    Last Online: 10 Years Ago

  • @umuwumu9452
    @umuwumu9452 6 років тому +517

    *Thats enough Internet for today*

    • @demoncyborg396
      @demoncyborg396 6 років тому +1

      Same

    • @keribbean
      @keribbean 6 років тому +4

      LongQuaDynasty yup .. it’s a wrap for me as well !

    • @lauras3612
      @lauras3612 4 роки тому +2

      I know, it needs to be, but i just keep on clickin'

  • @jedmaegraith8542
    @jedmaegraith8542 7 років тому +608

    Guy: I don't like my sister
    Mom: Okay , just leave it to the side and finish everything else on your plate.

    • @rondie8404
      @rondie8404 6 років тому +4

      😃

    • @hadi2397
      @hadi2397 6 років тому +16

      This cracked me up lol. Totally didnt expect that. Dark

    • @ruhee007
      @ruhee007 6 років тому

      Lol!😂😂😂

    • @spaghetti3220
      @spaghetti3220 4 роки тому +1

      I-

    • @lauras3612
      @lauras3612 4 роки тому +3

      ha ha ha. This comment sections are too witty for words

  • @phumezadibhishi3494
    @phumezadibhishi3494 3 роки тому +785

    I cannot express the amount of fear I have for cannibalism
    I- can’t even begin-......

    • @RBNN69
      @RBNN69 3 роки тому +20

      Burned alive or eaten alive? If you had to choose i mean

    • @austintomkewitz7206
      @austintomkewitz7206 3 роки тому +19

      Burned sounds more metal 😝

    • @anyoneanywhere8212
      @anyoneanywhere8212 3 роки тому +4

      Communism 101

    • @zoew1602
      @zoew1602 3 роки тому +8

      Me too, it terrifies me to my core!!

    • @lasta5074
      @lasta5074 3 роки тому +10

      dont worry, once you are dead it doesnt hurt

  • @yasminxlbs
    @yasminxlbs 4 роки тому +2124

    “Do you still eat human flesh?”
    “Well, not anymore. Only on special occasion though 🤫”

    • @jmc2897
      @jmc2897 3 роки тому +64

      And the worst thing is.. he wearing Islamic Thawb. 😥

    • @shaistashaistakhan8943
      @shaistashaistakhan8943 3 роки тому +87

      He looks scary... i will never go to uganda

    • @cocoduck7745
      @cocoduck7745 3 роки тому +126

      @@jmc2897 that's the worst thing? And Not the him eating other people part? Really?

    • @shaistashaistakhan8943
      @shaistashaistakhan8943 3 роки тому

      @Jonah Cabatingan 😃😃😃😃

    • @shaistashaistakhan8943
      @shaistashaistakhan8943 3 роки тому +1

      @Jonah Cabatingan what if we get eaten?

  • @clala5793
    @clala5793 3 роки тому +557

    "There is no specific law for cannibalism in Uganda"
    * Cough * ehem murder

    • @jaredoldhouser3301
      @jaredoldhouser3301 3 роки тому +20

      Could just died from old age.......lol

    • @lemonfromanorangetree650
      @lemonfromanorangetree650 3 роки тому +4

      Eating them alive-
      Well that would technically kill them nvm

    • @klawiway
      @klawiway 3 роки тому +19

      it's not murder if u eat them dead 😬

    • @sayuas4293
      @sayuas4293 3 роки тому +4

      Laws against murder aren't really enforced around those parts.

    • @pam1668
      @pam1668 3 роки тому +1

      specific for babooo bcs he only eats whos only recently dead

  • @Kitarp06
    @Kitarp06 5 років тому +1147

    Wife:hey, whats for dinner tonight?
    Cannibal:looks at wife,and smiles.

  • @camilopardo71
    @camilopardo71 3 роки тому +264

    It is crucially important to notice his change in voice, head movement, and smile when asked if he still eats it, it immediately becomes the child who was introduced into such madness. It's him, never grew, never came out only adapted and lived. Very very sad and real.

  • @darkbarbiex
    @darkbarbiex 6 років тому +735

    he's talking about cheating on his diet like its fkn pizza!! horrifying to say the least .

    • @warrenkennethnalvarte8448
      @warrenkennethnalvarte8448 5 років тому +4

      Hahahaha

    • @jokerman9295
      @jokerman9295 3 роки тому +11

      Eating human meat is beautiful in its own way. What if we live in a society one day where food or meat is scarce? What if a person wishes to be honored and useful after death instead of being dumped into the ground or burned?

    • @mnmnnmm
      @mnmnnmm 3 роки тому +56

      @@jokerman9295 bro id rather eat sand and grass than human

    • @veryconfused9768
      @veryconfused9768 3 роки тому +27

      @@jokerman9295 bro it's illegal to eat human meat. plus it's not healthy and is too lean so barely nutrition.
      You can eat yourself tho.There is no law prohibiting that
      And yeah You get "kuro" disease(name maybe wrong) by eating human meat and it's really nasty disease

    • @jokerman9295
      @jokerman9295 3 роки тому +2

      @@veryconfused9768 It has all the nutrition any other meat would have. It is not diseased unless the person is particularly unhealthy at the time of death, you can only acquire a disease by consuming the human brain. Lean meat is hard to chew but the organs are quite tender.

  • @tonyraffetto931
    @tonyraffetto931 7 років тому +921

    Don't eat people, dude

    • @calzonepockets
      @calzonepockets 7 років тому +32

      Byzantion that's fucking stupid
      earth wasn't created for humans, were simply a part of it, as other animals are
      stop being so egocentric

    • @ByzantionYT
      @ByzantionYT 7 років тому +10

      Estrella Gonzalez Earth was created by the God we've created, so animals exist to be eaten by us

    • @JasonJia11
      @JasonJia11 7 років тому +15

      Estrella Gonzalez and other animals eat other animals as well. We are also animals, and we can choose to eat other animals. We can also choose not to eat them, but who's to say we *can't* eat them?

    • @ByzantionYT
      @ByzantionYT 7 років тому +1

      Gospel Ninja I was kidding tho

    • @akshayseeboruth9814
      @akshayseeboruth9814 7 років тому +6

      And who said don't eat humans lol
      Animals and humans are living things
      Animals eats animals no problem
      When people eats people problem ?
      You eat animals because they are not intelligent , they cant speak nor defend themselves with our technology
      All of your answers are stupid
      God gave life but didnt told you what to do
      Your life , your way to live relax and have a beer thats my way to live :)

  • @Brucey
    @Brucey 6 років тому +2817

    *Its always nice to treat yourself once in a while*

    • @austejarainbowcloud140
      @austejarainbowcloud140 6 років тому +13

      I prefer that we legalize gladiator games. We could cannibalize on the dead gladiators. In time humans could have better concrete than previous cultures, but we might need to wait til one of the Cascadian ash volcanos erupt, then collect the ash to use in a concrete mix.

    • @darkmster6100
      @darkmster6100 6 років тому +3

      New watch finger knecklace ya know accessorize

    • @MrSpektyr
      @MrSpektyr 6 років тому +10

      Brucey You, sir, deserve more likes.

    • @kappakalim
      @kappakalim 6 років тому +2

      Brucey I laughed more then I should have

    • @Brucey
      @Brucey 6 років тому +1

      MrSpektyr 😁

  • @huh5950
    @huh5950 3 роки тому +214

    Imma start checking if there are laws against cannibals in my country, if not I'm fleeing

    • @craigboden2435
      @craigboden2435 3 роки тому +12

      In the uk and us canabilism is actually legal, a guy lost his leg and he had a chef cook it up for him and his mates lol. There's a video on here about it somewhere. As long as you don't actually murder anyone you can eat human flesh...

    • @craigboden2435
      @craigboden2435 3 роки тому +10

      Also, some women eat their placenta after child birth lol

    • @Pradapussy
      @Pradapussy 3 роки тому +6

      In the US there is no law specially against cannibalism ofc you can’t murder people or tamper with a body but I’m pretty sure there’s loop holes

    • @ophiana5865
      @ophiana5865 3 роки тому +7

      @@craigboden2435 I never thought of that as cannibalism before oh wow. But for anyone passing by who's surprised by this fact, nowadays women would take it to a lab, make it into little pills and have it everyday. It's apparently really good for the health.

    • @bruh-wc1gs
      @bruh-wc1gs 3 роки тому +9

      @@ophiana5865 It’s all about your morals. I was disgusted by the fact someone could eat their own placenta (still am). But many eat in my country do. Apparently it has a lot of vitamins and nutrients. Cannibalism isn’t any more bad for you than eating any other animal, but it’s morally wrong. It’s deemed as disgusting. To those that practice it, i’m sure it’s as normal as eating a cow or sheep. People who practice transumption must be disgusted by people who bury the dead. Crazy to think about.

  • @dogegaming3415
    @dogegaming3415 7 років тому +505

    What did they give the cannibal who was late for dinner?
    The cold shoulder

  • @BantuChk
    @BantuChk 5 років тому +627

    "...only on special occasions.."😂

    • @anaguerrero9181
      @anaguerrero9181 5 років тому +20

      Like his birthday

    • @itayikatiro3564
      @itayikatiro3564 5 років тому +7

      😂😂👏 the guy ended me

    • @ABW941
      @ABW941 3 роки тому +7

      There are so many special occasions, if you want.

    • @lovelfrancia
      @lovelfrancia 3 роки тому +8

      Only on special occasion like if some strangers aproaches me to make some conversations😂🤣😅🤣😂

    • @wade5761
      @wade5761 3 роки тому +5

      Reporter: "Wasn't it your birthday today?"
      Cannibal just smiles back.

  • @johnmayer2236
    @johnmayer2236 5 років тому +416

    He is eating banana as a desert that means he just finish his lunch🤣

  • @LemoNiceRock-zz4wt
    @LemoNiceRock-zz4wt 3 роки тому +699

    Imagine they seeing some different people of other ethnicities walking in their area...rare kind of Steak...lets taste

    • @signoguns8501
      @signoguns8501 3 роки тому +22

      I bet they salivate at the thought of corn-fed white meat. Yum yum.

    • @elvenleaf5589
      @elvenleaf5589 3 роки тому +7

      thats why im never going to that jungle.

    • @girlpower1925
      @girlpower1925 3 роки тому +1

      @@elvenleaf5589 RACIST!

    • @elvenleaf5589
      @elvenleaf5589 3 роки тому +1

      @@girlpower1925 im not even white hahahaha lol

    • @girlpower1925
      @girlpower1925 3 роки тому +5

      @@elvenleaf5589 still pretty racist....😑

  • @kylanicholls2609
    @kylanicholls2609 6 років тому +1624

    Those yellow eyes tell me that cannabilism hasn't been doing much for him 😂

    • @genxnomad1978
      @genxnomad1978 6 років тому +47

      Kyla nicholls I was trying not to notice while I was actually thinking the same thing😎👍

    • @genxnomad1978
      @genxnomad1978 6 років тому +91

      I was on the verge of Googling 'the physical effects of cannibalism,' I swear!! 😂😂

    • @BlickWinker
      @BlickWinker 6 років тому +90

      I thought I was the only one who has that thought 😂 Is it a sign of Hepatitis? He didn't even feel guilty or sad.

    • @kylanicholls2609
      @kylanicholls2609 6 років тому +11

      i think it is lmao

    • @cranzimoverdoes6399
      @cranzimoverdoes6399 6 років тому +27

      He probably eats too much
      That can happen with any food or chemical or anything really you can get a diseased liver from being around cigarette smoke even maybe he drinks or used to drink a lot of booze you don't know

  • @DarKaleem
    @DarKaleem 7 років тому +150

    That dude that said he "cheats" sometimes is a terrible liar. You know he probably ate someone just a few hours before...

    • @Babylon2060
      @Babylon2060 6 років тому

      Kaleem 😂

    • @an18yearoldmongolianguy
      @an18yearoldmongolianguy 2 роки тому +18

      Oh absolutely, addicts suck at lying about their habits, this guy looked like he was totally bullshitting when he said he’d mostly quit

    • @audreywilborn2018
      @audreywilborn2018 2 роки тому +4

      ........and he's eyeing the reporter's forearms !

  • @raz0229
    @raz0229 3 роки тому +325

    Rest of the world: **feed the guest**
    Uganda: **feed on the guest**

    • @Matthew-qu6cl
      @Matthew-qu6cl 3 роки тому +15

      ayooo im Ugandan and this is funny hahaha. i promise, we are not all like that lmaooo

    • @loustat4037
      @loustat4037 3 роки тому +2

      @@Matthew-qu6cl Right? I've never even met any canibal.

    • @erikeriksen6685
      @erikeriksen6685 3 роки тому +4

      @@loustat4037 I think if you meet one it s most probably only for that one time😂

    • @bruh-wc1gs
      @bruh-wc1gs 3 роки тому +5

      @@Matthew-qu6cl cannibals are in any country. not only Uganda. there are famous cannibals from Japan and Germany.

    • @Roy256-b
      @Roy256-b 3 роки тому +3

      Lmaooo😂, we Ugandans are scared too
      😂😂this is funny though. Like I had to screenshot the man , so i f I ever meet him I run for it

  • @MrBonevrslox
    @MrBonevrslox 7 років тому +1859

    A cannibal eating bananas is a "Bannibal".

  • @cynthiak.5952
    @cynthiak.5952 6 років тому +1137

    As a Ugandan, can I please clarify that this is absolutely NOT the norm in Uganda, this does not represent what our amazing country and culture is like. This video was totally shocking, and I live here.
    Plus though I don't speak Luganda, I can tell that the translations were really off.

    • @joey9811
      @joey9811 6 років тому +74

      Cynthia K. Thanks. I really want to slap all these idiots here having a negative attitude towards uganda now

    • @SaRaHtheBlackStar
      @SaRaHtheBlackStar 6 років тому +126

      I appreciate you for trying to clarify things... But a fair warning, the internet is filled with ignorant people that refuse to learn. As you can see from the comments, some idiots love to generalize what is not the norm, without knowing anything else from the countries they are judging.

    • @joey9811
      @joey9811 6 років тому +23

      DayaWolf Yeah and thats really sad cause you cant even teach them their stupidity. In combination with arrogance its the deadliest combination for society

    • @drazenovic9120
      @drazenovic9120 6 років тому +63

      Cynthia K. THERES INTERNET IN UGANDA???!!!!

    • @eddieb2235
      @eddieb2235 6 років тому +13

      Cynthia K. Yeah right, you don't even have an accent

  • @rdr8414
    @rdr8414 3 роки тому +143

    “Do you still eat people?”
    Cannibal: “eeehhhhhh i cheat on some special occasions...”
    Hmm i wonder when the special occasion is...

    • @ashi6742
      @ashi6742 3 роки тому +11

      Imagine getting a dead body instead of a cake on your birthday or during xmas or new year instead of lechon you get a human😀

    • @kyrios3798
      @kyrios3798 3 роки тому +15

      Having a visit visit from a foreigner is definetly a special occasion

    • @Acvdsxbfz
      @Acvdsxbfz 3 роки тому +10

      He sounds like a guilty child with his fucking hand in the cookie jar... except he's actually a cannibal.

    • @ChoirScholar
      @ChoirScholar 3 роки тому +3

      @TheAwwyee Cannibalism is as old as people, satanism as nothing to do with it
      Also, satanists aren't murderers and crazy fanatics, maybe as many as the fingers in a hand are, but that's true for every religion

    • @ophiana5865
      @ophiana5865 3 роки тому

      Funerals and miscarriages I guess

  • @RaGodEgypt
    @RaGodEgypt 3 роки тому +289

    Uganda: Bans homosexuality and persecute them
    Also Uganda: this guy exist and doesn't exist a law to ban this... Hahaha.

    • @shuvanispiritualsoldier8173
      @shuvanispiritualsoldier8173 3 роки тому +8

      They don’t wanna get eaten!

    • @claudiadesessa1613
      @claudiadesessa1613 3 роки тому +8

      At the same time there isn't a law because it shouldn't fucking be a thing! 😩

    • @loustat4037
      @loustat4037 3 роки тому +17

      I'm Ugandan & I agree. I don't like their laws against gay people. Everyone should love who they want.
      But if I said this opinion out loud my parents would disown me😔

    • @repealsection230forbigtech4
      @repealsection230forbigtech4 3 роки тому +7

      What do you think about Jeffery Dahmer? Or how about supposed liberal and enlightened Germany which has legal gay marriage, respect for all sexualities, a liberal refugee policy, etc, where there have been several cases of cannibalism that was proven but the perpetrator was let off free because it was considered a voluntary lifestyle choice and the "meat" was voluntarily "donated" (by a murder victim). It would be terrible if someone pointed out the obvious ignorant self-righteous anti African racism displayed in this thread and it would be even more terrible if one was asked to keep it in check.... wouldn't it?

    • @gabrielatomisova346
      @gabrielatomisova346 3 роки тому +1

      @@repealsection230forbigtech4 yeah sure... You made me laugh.

  • @Jonayofsweden
    @Jonayofsweden 7 років тому +312

    "Once in a while I cheat, perhaps on a special occasion." waw...

    • @mmmabo3094
      @mmmabo3094 7 років тому

      Jonayofsweden god no

    • @heiligerjesus1960
      @heiligerjesus1960 7 років тому +15

      Jonayofsweden gives a completely new meaning to a classic “cheatday“ lol

    • @lenind6419
      @lenind6419 7 років тому

      😂😂

    • @keepitfkingprivate3473
      @keepitfkingprivate3473 7 років тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jesusmysavior9518
      @jesusmysavior9518 7 років тому +1

      Jonayofsweden that got me so bad to my stomach, i mean in a real & weird way. I want to vomit too.

  • @praxorus4670
    @praxorus4670 6 років тому +945

    Vegans are going to like this one !

    • @zomgseriosuly
      @zomgseriosuly 6 років тому +12

      Lollllll hasn't thought of that. I wonder if he counts as vegan lol lol.

    • @sneeuwitjie4162
      @sneeuwitjie4162 6 років тому +28

      Well, humans can give consent sooooo.....

    • @Okay_Swidat
      @Okay_Swidat 6 років тому +3

      💀💀

    • @martynacrane5000
      @martynacrane5000 6 років тому +5

      Vegans are eating themselves so they appreciate cannibalism

    • @coacoslight304
      @coacoslight304 6 років тому +1

      @Nakai Yaz you neither idiot

  • @sandrawalusimbinanteza550
    @sandrawalusimbinanteza550 8 років тому +47

    Pffff the subtitles were very very sketchy! They didn't exactly match with what the people were saying! Am not denying that cannibalism isn't in Uganda but people talking about "what do you expect?its Africa!" Like the Jacksonville cannibal was found in Africa? The German guy who chewed off women's nipples was African? These human vices are everywhere, just that some we may not know about and others get media exposure!!

    • @ZiziNu
      @ZiziNu 7 років тому +1

      👍🏽👌🏽most intelligent comment on here

    • @theriam6281
      @theriam6281 7 років тому +8

      Sandra Walusimbi Nanteza agreed....this type of soft racism n stereotyping is kinda the speciality of Western Media these days...

    • @rondie8404
      @rondie8404 6 років тому +5

      What was mistranslated? people keep saying this and not explaining.

  • @vicalon7596
    @vicalon7596 3 роки тому +78

    He doesn't like it when good meat goes to waste.
    His favorite song as a child is "Head & Shoulders, Knees & Toes"

  • @user-kx4wt1qu5z
    @user-kx4wt1qu5z 4 роки тому +285

    Other people: It’s a special occasion! Let’s have some cake!
    This guy: It’s a special occasion! Imma have some _human!_

    • @masterpalladin
      @masterpalladin 3 роки тому +1

      lets eat the most hated guest...😁

  • @sureshraut7427
    @sureshraut7427 3 роки тому +75

    Interviewer : So what's your guilty pleasure?
    Man : Eating friends ... occassionally

  • @calva7538
    @calva7538 6 років тому +309

    Why did they use this music for the background when he is talking 💀

  • @lupamo_Arnold
    @lupamo_Arnold 3 роки тому +144

    Reporter: "Do you still eat people?"
    Cannibal: "yes, well no, I mean perhaps. Actually no."

  • @Ninja-hs3ns
    @Ninja-hs3ns 6 років тому +162

    The only guy that call us a snack

  • @sebastiandiazacosta8329
    @sebastiandiazacosta8329 7 років тому +843

    Uganda be kidding me

  • @kingcodester1112
    @kingcodester1112 6 років тому +1608

    What's a cannibals favourite song?
    Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes

  • @nextiousbrconsult5945
    @nextiousbrconsult5945 3 роки тому +34

    This is very true. As a kid around 12years I escaped the cannibals in broad daylight In Rakai district. Having been telling friends here in Texas about cannibalism in Uganda, few do believe me.

  • @QueenQueenly
    @QueenQueenly 7 років тому +1298

    I wonder what the vegan Maffia would say

    • @anitadiaz733
      @anitadiaz733 7 років тому +1

      They'd love it!

    • @notateddy1409
      @notateddy1409 7 років тому +12

      The Vegan Mafia attack from the shadows.

    • @rahstakksz713
      @rahstakksz713 7 років тому +30

      Queen Queenly well we would say it's no different for other humans eating animal meat and both has to stop due to health risk

    • @Go0ofygoober
      @Go0ofygoober 7 років тому +4

      Quinesse Small FACTS 😂

    • @tambourineman6653
      @tambourineman6653 7 років тому +3

      Mafia*

  • @aashishrana1853
    @aashishrana1853 7 років тому +686

    3:48 what kind of special occasion he was talking?

    • @ravenclaw973
      @ravenclaw973 7 років тому +217

      Ashish Rana birthdays,xmas,new year,monthsary,anniversary, valentines, and soo ooon...

    • @aashishrana1853
      @aashishrana1853 7 років тому +17

      raven claw haha

    • @basshuntet4967
      @basshuntet4967 7 років тому +3

      Ashish Rana idi amin day

    • @hannah-louise9271
      @hannah-louise9271 7 років тому +89

      Or like a cheat meal... Saturday night takeaway perhaps? :/ lol

    • @HammaCrazyLP
      @HammaCrazyLP 6 років тому +6

      thanks giving

  • @charlotte87x
    @charlotte87x 3 роки тому +56

    I think Baboola's just trying to look edgy. He's trolling us.

    • @signoguns8501
      @signoguns8501 3 роки тому +7

      Offensive jokes online are edgy. Admitting to cannibalism makes you certifiable lol. They whole area is overrun with cannibals, its a real problem.

    • @ling7443
      @ling7443 3 роки тому +9

      ppl get mauled and murdered when they are called cannibals in that area. someone self-proclaiming to be a cannibal for attention then is simply suicidal

    • @asiimwe1318
      @asiimwe1318 3 роки тому

      Its true i understand the language of uganda

  • @3dxspx703
    @3dxspx703 3 роки тому +73

    Cannibal: eats hooman.
    Also cannibal: eats banana.
    *"helth"*

    • @DRAKESTER720
      @DRAKESTER720 3 роки тому +2

      Bruhhh. I read this comment 3 days ago but whenever i thought of this comment i burst out laughing🤣.

  • @RubinoPride
    @RubinoPride 7 років тому +308

    That reporter is lucky he didn't get stuffed

    • @howyouknowimnotbig4603
      @howyouknowimnotbig4603 6 років тому +4

      Rubino Pride ikr 😂

    • @lebenjamin1183
      @lebenjamin1183 6 років тому +1

      Comeon you actually believe that people are being eaten there Well am Ugandan and that is lie just like other lie you’ve been reading abt Uganda or Africa!

    • @mishalmx
      @mishalmx 6 років тому

      Delish white meet yum

  • @ericfuckingandre7576
    @ericfuckingandre7576 7 років тому +548

    It's not the actual eating of human flesh I find disturbing, its where and how they got the flesh that I find disturbing

    • @thegatorhator6822
      @thegatorhator6822 7 років тому +39

      You should though, all the health issues it causes.

    • @FPSGuy100
      @FPSGuy100 7 років тому +5

      Autistic Aniki If you don't eat the nervous system you probably won't get sick

    • @lukas-kevynmuller6697
      @lukas-kevynmuller6697 7 років тому +31

      Riya tiya but in the end, when you think about it everytime we ear meat, we had to end the life of an animal. So what is the difference between human and animal?

    • @c.8233
      @c.8233 7 років тому +57

      Lukas-Kévyn Müller Humans are more developed and evolved in like every way

    • @spanishDoll1
      @spanishDoll1 7 років тому +1

      Riya tiya all meat ends in death. His do you digest a living thing and still leave it living?

  • @tisbutascratch2045
    @tisbutascratch2045 5 років тому +50

    The only time a girl wouldn't want to be called a 'snack'.

  • @emmanuelochieke1645
    @emmanuelochieke1645 3 роки тому +52

    You hear the rooster in the background crowing because he knows he is free; the guy only eats humans

    • @user-be6jf2pq4l
      @user-be6jf2pq4l 3 роки тому

      crowing off-key too cos you know them chickens be feeding on hooman toenails, occasionally.

  • @Sniperx102
    @Sniperx102 3 роки тому +32

    3:36 from the tone of his voice he is saying: yes, everyday.

  • @b.f.skinner4383
    @b.f.skinner4383 4 роки тому +116

    Dude talking about giving up eating people like a smoker ‘once in a while I cheat’ smh

    • @oofoof6865
      @oofoof6865 3 роки тому +5

      Except one is hurting yourself the other is hurting someone else and dishonoring their whole family

    • @phuck8627
      @phuck8627 3 роки тому +2

      stop being extremist, if you don't want to eat people that's fine but you shouldn't judge other people for doing it, they aren't judging you for not doing it

    • @mazzyy5915
      @mazzyy5915 3 роки тому +3

      @@phuck8627 lol you probably do some weird stuff yourself 😂. Not everything should be normalized. Especially this. Get help dude

  • @kennycordero5252
    @kennycordero5252 3 роки тому +56

    Reporter: Do you still eat people?
    Cannibal: only on Superbowl Sunday

    • @lovebug8482
      @lovebug8482 3 роки тому +1

      i dont get it???

    • @dreamy9056
      @dreamy9056 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @tyrannical3579
      @tyrannical3579 3 роки тому

      @@lovebug8482 right someone should tell us 🤔

    • @jonathanrobinson1098
      @jonathanrobinson1098 3 роки тому +1

      @@tyrannical3579 he said he cheats and eats human flesh only on special occasions. The Superbowl is like the biggest single American sporting event.

  • @ShareReez
    @ShareReez 3 роки тому +25

    That line : "I'll eat that booty like groceries" hits differently..

  • @daimonji632
    @daimonji632 3 роки тому +40

    Reporter: "do u choose kind of people u eat?"
    Cannibal: "Depends, if u had diabetes, ur sweet. But if u had kidney stones, ur salty"

  • @funinthekitchen844
    @funinthekitchen844 3 роки тому +32

    "Have you given up human meat?" "It's not easy, once in a while I cheat... "
    Is this vegan approved?! 🤔😂

  • @JohnWick-dy3sy
    @JohnWick-dy3sy 7 років тому +678

    Who else is eating human flesh while watching this.

    • @Hunderworld
      @Hunderworld 7 років тому +42

      poon tang craving for that sweet toe jam and a good tender ear right now bruh

    • @mmmabo3094
      @mmmabo3094 7 років тому +5

      poon tang omgg

    • @nelsonnong6985
      @nelsonnong6985 7 років тому +5

      Not me

    • @nelsonnong6985
      @nelsonnong6985 7 років тому +2

      poon tang and dude don't eat ppl

    • @EchoLife99
      @EchoLife99 7 років тому +1

      poon tang dude

  • @scottadams2601
    @scottadams2601 3 роки тому +67

    I'm a Ugandan, and I can confirm that most of the translation from Lunganda( the language the man is speaking) is incorrect. He didn't say anything the translation shows at the beginning of the video. Please, if you going to do something like this, please ensure clarity.

    • @caz8135
      @caz8135 2 роки тому +7

      What did he say

    • @colabama
      @colabama 2 роки тому

      @@caz8135 .

    • @caz8135
      @caz8135 2 роки тому

      @@colabama ?

    • @Shreksmith27
      @Shreksmith27 2 роки тому +3

      Why u lyin

    • @positiveego5397
      @positiveego5397 2 роки тому +1

      Accept and take steps to help your people change! We don't care if it was 100% accurate, fact remains he is a cannibal and cannibalism exists in Uganda, even though it's not widely practised.

  • @SnazzyBoBazzy
    @SnazzyBoBazzy 6 років тому +270

    When you rush to the comment section to make a Ugandan knuckles joke but it's already infested with them.

    • @zaclucario9246
      @zaclucario9246 6 років тому

      Perpetual Motions omg lol

    • @arcadevs
      @arcadevs 6 років тому

      Show me da wae

    • @Gunner1302
      @Gunner1302 6 років тому

      I'm Ugandan but live in Florida and someone showed it to me but it didn't make any sense. There's also hundreds im sure so which one is legit

    • @fragolegirl2002
      @fragolegirl2002 6 років тому

      Delicious meat that U ganda have 😉

  • @FOX2001-h6v
    @FOX2001-h6v 4 роки тому +19

    3:05 'They bring and I eat'
    he isn't just a cannibal, he's also a parasite.

    • @firdousejaz1781
      @firdousejaz1781 3 роки тому +3

      Hahah I laughed so hard 🤣

    • @ABW941
      @ABW941 3 роки тому +1

      It sounds like there is a place where you can order man meat.

  • @shaycyjohn
    @shaycyjohn 7 років тому +399

    I love it when people talk their language... I love how it sounds even if their talking about eating peoples fresh

  • @jean8104
    @jean8104 3 роки тому +22

    Respect to the reporters/camera men for their bravery ☠️

  • @MsCarter1113
    @MsCarter1113 6 років тому +34

    He got excited when he started talking about eating humans as a cheat meal. TF! 🤮

  • @ZombolicBand
    @ZombolicBand 6 років тому +56

    haha his voice when they asked if he still does it😂

  • @c3l1ant
    @c3l1ant 5 років тому +43

    Baboola means boogie man in Greek 💀💀 fitting huh

  • @noobgrandpa1627
    @noobgrandpa1627 3 роки тому +114

    Plot twist : these cannibals are "vegans" wanting to show how its like to be a meat source.

  • @jant3528
    @jant3528 3 роки тому +33

    "There are those who extract and those who receive." So basically he pays for the hit

  • @pripyat.sadboi8092
    @pripyat.sadboi8092 3 роки тому +86

    3:35
    Reporter: "do you still eat people?"
    *Hyena noises

    • @veluanandhan4105
      @veluanandhan4105 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @RaZhanBreonna
      @RaZhanBreonna 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂 I should have not laughed that hard at this

  • @gumelini1
    @gumelini1 6 років тому +65

    I love it how the canibal is all happy and cheerfull about explaining us how he eats dead people.

    • @purpleturkey1792
      @purpleturkey1792 4 роки тому

      Stop digging up the past 😂😉

    • @lauras3612
      @lauras3612 4 роки тому

      I know, it's like, this can't be real. But apparently it is in Uganda. Who knew?

    • @markmackey8482
      @markmackey8482 2 роки тому

      Do eat a live cow or a dead cow? Would you rather he explains how he eats people alive?

    • @gumelini1
      @gumelini1 2 роки тому

      @@markmackey8482 whet?

  • @prithveraj4553
    @prithveraj4553 3 роки тому +21

    *Girl :- eat me up... Daddy*
    *Him:- and I took ...it personally*

  • @l.blavatsky4779
    @l.blavatsky4779 7 років тому +436

    All cultures are beautiful (nope)

  • @daniloventura112
    @daniloventura112 7 років тому +54

    So long as he doesn't ingest brain tissue he should be ok, but the stigma behind this practice is real. Nature has made it incredibly hard for animals to ingest other animals of the same species, with the exception of certain snakes , arachnids and insects that have developed highly specialized metabolic mechanisms to nullify the side effects that come with cannibalism. I encorage you all to look up the origins "kuru" or "mad cow dieses" on Google.

    • @apdroidgeek1737
      @apdroidgeek1737 7 років тому +1

      :0 but why not to ingest brain tissue does it taste bitter and not worth to eat..?

    • @daniloventura112
      @daniloventura112 7 років тому +11

      apdroid geek : The prions in human brain tissue can cause serious neurological disorders if ingested.

    • @nanettpool6639
      @nanettpool6639 7 років тому

      danilo ventura I eat cow brains

    • @nanettpool6639
      @nanettpool6639 7 років тому +1

      Angie pangie sometimes. It depends on how I cook it.

    • @nanettpool6639
      @nanettpool6639 7 років тому +1

      danilo ventura but zombies eat human brains. I guess it don't matter since they already psyco

  • @spaghetti3220
    @spaghetti3220 4 роки тому +48

    Thumbnail: Meet Baboola, the cannibal
    Me: *HeLLo*

  • @IronBodyMartialArts
    @IronBodyMartialArts 3 роки тому +11

    When I “cheat on a special occasion” it’s usually just a cake.
    This guy it’s a piece of human.
    What a different world we live in. TIA

  • @raishps1833
    @raishps1833 6 років тому +119

    *shows baby*
    "awwwww you're so adorable, I could eat you"

    • @mattburns4859
      @mattburns4859 6 років тому +1

      Raish PS 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @BasicBaddie_
      @BasicBaddie_ 5 років тому +1

      Armyyyy

    • @lauras3612
      @lauras3612 4 роки тому +1

      LMAO, not just because of the comment but because of your picture

  • @coochierrez5931
    @coochierrez5931 7 років тому +1182

    He knows da wae

    • @kane-48
      @kane-48 7 років тому +28

      steven adams * spits *

    • @carolinetheverybest7791
      @carolinetheverybest7791 7 років тому +3

      steven adams Jesus Christ it's Meme Born

    • @cisco8257
      @cisco8257 7 років тому +22

      all my brudabs must eat other knucles if day want to know da whey

    • @pnkvera
      @pnkvera 7 років тому +1

      Best meme

    • @Andy-hz2ef
      @Andy-hz2ef 6 років тому +1

      Saw this comment coming,lmao

  • @uleule136
    @uleule136 7 років тому +71

    Man, this man is killing us man !!

  • @daviedaniels6292
    @daviedaniels6292 3 роки тому +6

    I am a journalist working for New Vision and I am here to clarify something. I know the Reporter who is dramatising the video. This video was dramatised/fake and fake story. What a shame, I know what took place, and the guy in the video. People should stop playing about the world. The guy in the video is a reporter of a local radio station (Radi Buddu) in Rakai, a district in Uganda, East Africa. He was paid to dramatise the part after the so-called reporters failed to trace the real cannibals. He offered to dramatise it for them after being promised to crack his face. But these fools did not crack his face. At first, we blamed this fellow for acting in such a video but again the reporters did not in any way fulfil the agreement not to show his face. So it's two ways, this story is fake, the reporters lied to their bosses. The reporter is in for it since his reputation is tainted. it was a deal goes bad for the two parties. Please respect journalism. avoid fake news. This video is fake. I am a journalist working for New Vision and here to clear the air. I know the Reporter who is dramatising the video.I am a journalist working for New Vision and here to clear the air. I know the Reporter who is dramatising the video.

    • @Joyinthemorn
      @Joyinthemorn 2 роки тому

      Thats crazy. I'm not surprised it did come off as staged.

  • @preshuzmelody
    @preshuzmelody 5 років тому +9

    “giving it up is not easy”? dude.. it’s not like it’s a drug and you’re addicted..

  • @donaldbiden636
    @donaldbiden636 7 років тому +670

    Uganda Ghoul 😂😂😂

  • @Yupp12078
    @Yupp12078 6 років тому +9

    I wouldn't dare to visit a guy like that. You're strong dude

  • @paypay7477
    @paypay7477 3 роки тому +25

    As a child my brother in law fed me human flesh
    What a quote

  • @adnaanali233
    @adnaanali233 4 роки тому +93

    Corona virus got me watching all this things dmmm 2020 😂😂

    • @lauras3612
      @lauras3612 4 роки тому +3

      I know, we're all sucked in to vids we never thought we'd ever see

    • @irayam2077
      @irayam2077 4 роки тому +1

      this disguisting animals waxaan Ku samayn lahayn maad garanaysa wll
      Waan gowrici lahayn oo gubi lahayn ,bal day intay dadka dilaan bay cunayaan waa wasakh eydani .

    • @natsumi9331
      @natsumi9331 3 роки тому +1

      Same😅

    • @petervangeli6656
      @petervangeli6656 3 роки тому

      Did u get 20/20 vision from it😁

  • @joshuapierre2613
    @joshuapierre2613 5 років тому +102

    The amount of corny jokes in the comments is amazing 😂

    • @purpleturkey1792
      @purpleturkey1792 4 роки тому +1

      Just black humour ☻

    • @stevedyches4635
      @stevedyches4635 4 роки тому +6

      Well, here's one I haven't seen here yet. Two cannibals were eating a dead clown and one asks the other, does this taste funny to you?

    • @lauras3612
      @lauras3612 4 роки тому +1

      I know right? I'm enjoying them immensely

  • @ItsZes
    @ItsZes 6 років тому +32

    WTF IS THIS BACKGROUND MUSIC!...

    • @phumezadibhishi3494
      @phumezadibhishi3494 3 роки тому

      😹😹😹😹supposed to make you feel better about this

  • @freetravelwithpredrag
    @freetravelwithpredrag 3 роки тому +9

    Its amazing how people dont have emotions eating animals but they pretend to have emotions for humans

  • @winsensen1655
    @winsensen1655 6 років тому +39

    But who kill captain alex?

    • @WreckingWood
      @WreckingWood 6 років тому +4

      Let's eat some 'German food' and think about that, shall we?

    • @tamalsengupta5377
      @tamalsengupta5377 6 років тому

      Maybe Cannibal Baboola are him, before Tiger Mafia

    • @ansh6370
      @ansh6370 6 років тому

      Drop the bombu man!

    • @Mac-to3dg
      @Mac-to3dg 6 років тому

      Ofcourse our man *BABOOLA*

    • @OM-xv3iy
      @OM-xv3iy 6 років тому

      They killed him for eating da poo poo

  • @kevinur3522
    @kevinur3522 4 роки тому +23

    This is the reason why u should fear no evil spirits or ghost but, a man

  • @ae8121
    @ae8121 7 років тому +9

    This video has encouraged me to lose weight and NOT travel to Uganda fat. This dude would view me as prime rib.

  • @lamokosanyusandra5171
    @lamokosanyusandra5171 7 років тому +482

    Am from uganda and its so sad that this still happens😓😓😓😓

    • @NigwardTheSquid
      @NigwardTheSquid 7 років тому +144

      Sandra Pedro Those emojis don't match your statement

    • @Yzzami
      @Yzzami 7 років тому +6

      Comrade Ivan Ivanov Ivanovich lmao

    • @jessegarcia2694
      @jessegarcia2694 7 років тому +15

      Ur a cannabol .

    • @temprisboles8829
      @temprisboles8829 7 років тому +7

      The smirkimg faces tho😭🤕

    • @MannyParadisee
      @MannyParadisee 7 років тому +1

      Sandra Pedro 😓 smiling emoji?

  • @mic3443
    @mic3443 4 роки тому +16

    1:28 "NOW THAT CANNIBALISM HAS BECOME RAMPANT"
    Wtff 🤯🤯 im leaving this planet

    • @CM-hn6jo
      @CM-hn6jo 4 роки тому

      U.S Congress: let's send 300mil to Uganda "foreign aid" to study cannibalism.