House Of The Dragon Ep 5: Comedic Review (SPOILERS)

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  • Опубліковано 16 вер 2024

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  • @dari4303
    @dari4303 2 роки тому +272

    Not Criston Cole being August Alsina and Will Smith in the same episode!😂😭

  • @myab1471
    @myab1471 2 роки тому +426

    My favorite part was when Sir Gerald Royce tried to run up on Daemon at the table and Daemon basically told him "Bitch betta have my money!" 🤣🤣🤣 I love Daemon.

    • @moustik31
      @moustik31 2 роки тому +28

      He doesnt experience shame! What a f*cking wrecking ball.

    • @bessythompson1472
      @bessythompson1472 2 роки тому +23

      for real!! that was hilarious. that man left that damn table shook 😂😂😂

    • @aqmacjoy
      @aqmacjoy 2 роки тому +12

      Daemon is that dude! 🤣

    • @caramel7532
      @caramel7532 2 роки тому +30

      Run me my castle 🤣🤣🤣

    • @thenia-lu9zn
      @thenia-lu9zn 2 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @RO-je1hp
    @RO-je1hp 2 роки тому +249

    I thought the king died 3-4 times this episode. 🤣 But every scene, he still popping up!

    • @Samathra
      @Samathra 2 роки тому

      Right! I’ve already prepared for his death. Just waiting now.

    • @fangal12
      @fangal12 2 роки тому +42

      Ain't that the truth. After he drunk that milk of the poppy and passed out I just knew the next scene was his funeral but nope, Frankenstein was still going

    • @CPlaytoomuch
      @CPlaytoomuch 2 роки тому +6

      Right and he still alive.🤣🤣🤣

    • @E_M_C_2
      @E_M_C_2 2 роки тому +2

      🤣😆🤣😆🤣🤣🤣

    • @vlm1110
      @vlm1110 2 роки тому +2

      I thought I was the only one.

  • @mixprincess4life32
    @mixprincess4life32 2 роки тому +481

    Alicent is just butt hurt that Rhaenyra got to choose who she slept with and Alicent has to lay under the rotting king

    • @mcallister..b8891
      @mcallister..b8891 2 роки тому +83

      Facts!!! She knows damn well Rhae would never kill those kids

    • @Sasu123456789x1
      @Sasu123456789x1 2 роки тому +12

      @@mcallister..b8891 That's what I thought too honestly

    • @rodvincetolosa9386
      @rodvincetolosa9386 2 роки тому +16

      plus she got her dad kicked out of power

    • @daquaviousbingleton9763
      @daquaviousbingleton9763 2 роки тому +18

      @@mcallister..b8891 uhhhh about this ahah this comment won’t age well 💀💀💀

    • @ShiningLight411
      @ShiningLight411 2 роки тому +2

      @@daquaviousbingleton9763 Wait…Allicent’s kids?

  • @chrisedwards5447
    @chrisedwards5447 2 роки тому +121

    "I'm not about to be selling oranges....... I have a dragon". 🤣🤣🤣

  • @PRTEEGRL
    @PRTEEGRL 2 роки тому +260

    Damon has shown the world what some men will do when they are dysfunctional. They will have people believing that you are ugly or that you are inadequate when the truth is, they CANNOT PERFORM!! My God!!! Damon is exposing the devil on Sunday nights. 😂😂😂😂

    • @daquaviousbingleton9763
      @daquaviousbingleton9763 2 роки тому +5

      I don’t understand where they are going with it tho since he has quite a lot of children

    • @godemperorletoatreidesii6971
      @godemperorletoatreidesii6971 2 роки тому +11

      Some times it's medical or caused by circumcision if it was happening to someone other than daemon I'd feel bad for them 🤣. Shits actually tragic as someone who suffers from it i always feel bad for the way it makes girls feel but one blue chew and I'm going all night without stopping.

    • @moustik31
      @moustik31 2 роки тому +19

      Yes and Rhaenyra is wising up, finally. I like how she called him out: "Uncle! You have a big ego but can you back it up?!" She is starting to suspect, the answer is no on every levels.

    • @tigerlilly9038
      @tigerlilly9038 2 роки тому

      @@daquaviousbingleton9763 He's not impotent He's mentally twisted. His problem is not biological it PSYCHOLOGICAL. 🤣

    • @mrs.robbiek2772
      @mrs.robbiek2772 2 роки тому +4

      Oh yes he is!! You are spot on, ma'am!

  • @DaBigKahuna22
    @DaBigKahuna22 2 роки тому +53

    "He in there watching the game between the Driftmark Sea Lions and the Stepstone Crabs" sent me 🤣

  • @jermikabradberry5503
    @jermikabradberry5503 2 роки тому +140

    That green dress was fye…but Alicent needs to carry her tail back to Oldtown Road with her Paw…and dem brats she doesn’t even like

    • @ronibigbangnicole
      @ronibigbangnicole 2 роки тому +53

      She really don't like them kids lmaooo

    • @jermikabradberry5503
      @jermikabradberry5503 2 роки тому +21

      @@ronibigbangnicole Nope and about to start a war over them…🙄

    • @monisolaelliott9346
      @monisolaelliott9346 2 роки тому +13

      @@jermikabradberry5503 She’s super bitter about how her life is turning out

    • @lanasjoynt485
      @lanasjoynt485 2 роки тому +9

      Hell I don’t blame her - that kids been crying nonstop since she hit the screen! 😣

    • @Roseyyyyyyyyyyyyy
      @Roseyyyyyyyyyyyyy 2 роки тому +5

      😂😂😂😂😂 SHE REALLY HATES HER KIDS! I’m glad I’m not the only one who sees that!

  • @suzieq3604
    @suzieq3604 2 роки тому +340

    That poon done made ole crispy crazy. He all in his feelings “rhae rhae do you love me?, are you sailing?”😂 and he didn’t have to kill that boy like that 🤦🏼‍♀️ and Damon is officially that “how old you is now??” family member 🤣

    • @KevinJonessuprq87
      @KevinJonessuprq87 2 роки тому +36

      That's that dragon twizzot; put that dracarys on him!

    • @angelblu27834
      @angelblu27834 2 роки тому +42

      Not the Rhae rhae do you love me. 🤣

    • @prot3g31
      @prot3g31 2 роки тому +12

      That heat was too much for him 😂😂

    • @tigerlilly9038
      @tigerlilly9038 2 роки тому +35

      I mean dang, HE LOST HIS WHOLE DAMN MIND OVER the 🐈‍⬛. You from Dorne my man, come on!??!!??!?!

    • @angelblu27834
      @angelblu27834 2 роки тому +5

      @@tigerlilly9038 🤣🤣🤣

  • @IamTaylorRogue
    @IamTaylorRogue 2 роки тому +92

    Kev you missed a great part when the Black maester offer The King to apply some herbs to his arm to help heal him,and the white doctor was like No Imma get the leeches 😂 I’m like see black people always knew how to use them herbs and seasonings to heal

    • @sungip
      @sungip Рік тому +9

      Lol when I saw that part, I thought that man meant for Viserys to fire one up 😂

    • @anddsheshere__
      @anddsheshere__ 2 місяці тому +2

      @@sungipLMFAOOO 😭😭 now why did you think tht-

    • @sungip
      @sungip 2 місяці тому +2

      @@anddsheshere__ my mind was in the wrong place lol

  • @TheRAH1
    @TheRAH1 2 роки тому +93

    That quick shot they did of Viserys tearing up that chicken while trying to keep an eye on Rhea and Desmond in the crowd killed me 🤣🤣

    • @E_M_C_2
      @E_M_C_2 2 роки тому +6

      Yeaaa🤣😆🤣😆🤣
      Laughed my ass off. It was a lobster tho wasn't it??

    • @tashajourneys
      @tashajourneys 2 роки тому +8

      😂😂🤣 F'n it up!

    • @moviegurl7420
      @moviegurl7420 2 роки тому +15

      That shit was hilarious .. he was so aggravated 😂😂😂😂

    • @chadanding8692
      @chadanding8692 2 роки тому +7

      That yard bird didn't stand a chance 🤣

    • @tigerlilly9038
      @tigerlilly9038 2 роки тому +8

      Bwahahhwhahwawwahahhaha🤣🤣🤣😍 I thought it was just me!! That damn chicken was giving 👏🏾him👏🏾 hell👏🏾 I WAS HOLLERING!!! HE WAS GIVING FRUSTRATED DADDY OF TEENAGE GIRL FOR REAL FOR REAL TRYING TO KEEP AN EYE ON THAT DAMN CHILD OF HIS!!! . (they all look the same no matter what period of history, from dinosaurs to spaceship Mars colonialism) dads of teen girls be BIG ANGRY, STRESSED AND WORRIED ALL TIME. 😬😬😬😬🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @clew5010
    @clew5010 2 роки тому +133

    “Step daughter” made me clutch my pearls too!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @sungip
    @sungip 2 роки тому +198

    Every review is better than the last lol don't stop making these.

    • @MOBROOKS
      @MOBROOKS 2 роки тому +3

      This was definitely his best one.

    • @reginasbrooks
      @reginasbrooks 2 роки тому +4

      I noticed the same thing. I think Kev is doing research and digging deep for the funny!

    • @jasminemorris759
      @jasminemorris759 2 роки тому +2

      My weekend entertainment.

  • @Bella_Noche
    @Bella_Noche 2 роки тому +58

    I said the same thing about Rhaenyra and those oranges. She wanted me to free until Ser Criston Cole described the poverty that was on the other side of freedom 😂😂

  • @PRTEEGRL
    @PRTEEGRL 2 роки тому +84

    NOBODY respects the king!!! How many times was his speech interrupted??😂😂😂

    • @hollyc7303
      @hollyc7303 2 роки тому +15

      😂😂😂And every time he would restart the speech with “ Uuh, where was I?”

    • @caramel7532
      @caramel7532 2 роки тому +7

      His own wife lol walked in the middle of the speech 🤣🤣🤣

    • @4primus
      @4primus 2 роки тому +8

      Try that with Joffrey Baratheon/Lannister

  • @jasminejackson4877
    @jasminejackson4877 2 роки тому +139

    Lanors side piece got himself killed. He didn't know his place . Who are you to go up to people you don't know, making slight threats to people who don't know you with information you ain't even supposed to have. Your man already laced you up on the situation and what it was gone be . His death was avoidable if he just didn't overstep his bounds

    • @tigerlilly9038
      @tigerlilly9038 2 роки тому +1

      Being a messy loudmouth BLACKMAILING queen. He had a GOOD GOOD GOOOOOOOOD THANG STRAIGHT LAID OUT BUT BLEW IT IN SECONDS!!! 😡😡 Could of had a beautiful life!! A happy beautiful life!! IDIOT. All just to flex!!

    • @euj0
      @euj0 2 роки тому +34

      I agree, "let me go up to this man, who in armor and got sword and talk some ish". These zesty bois really be out here acting out of pocket, he really dont know how the cooch be making dudes emotional.

    • @jasminejackson4877
      @jasminejackson4877 2 роки тому

      @@euj0 man listen ! They could have had a nice ass arrangement! Everybody could have what they wanted! Criston might have felt like a hoe tho but still 🤣🤷‍♀️

    • @caramel7532
      @caramel7532 2 роки тому +25

      A habitual line stepper 😂😂

    • @itssawida
      @itssawida 2 роки тому +14

      Okay, I was like why you rolling up?? But like the song said, punks jump up to get beat down

  • @SlavicGold
    @SlavicGold 2 роки тому +62

    "Corlis got slides on, and he inside the house watching the game" man you are TOO funny. 🤣
    Loving these reviews

    • @4primus
      @4primus 2 роки тому +3

      Did he have on the Nike, Givenchy or grilling sandals? lol

    • @Alaeryn
      @Alaeryn 2 роки тому +2

      BRUH, I DON'T WHY BUT THIS LINE HAD ME ON THE FLOOR 😆😆😆😂😂😂😂

  • @TheKimskii
    @TheKimskii Рік тому +6

    "Do You See This Outfit? Come on now, The Dragon wears Prada" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ImJustSayin2014
    @ImJustSayin2014 2 роки тому +82

    Cole was waaaaay too in his feelings after hitting once 💀

  • @Formallyknownashandle
    @Formallyknownashandle 2 роки тому +59

    It was RaeRae rejecting the oranges proposal for me 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏽

  • @tigerlilly9038
    @tigerlilly9038 2 роки тому +37

    Now if you wanna have some fun..go back to the part when Rhae Rhae came back all bloody from killing that hog? the dude that was looking at her like "damn she sexxxxy" is the new Hand's kinfolk, Breakbones Strong. He is also the one who saw RhaeRhae in PValley streets running with Daemon but didn't snitch, remember? Breakbones "KnuckifUBuc" Strong is the one who threw RhaeRhae over his back to get her out the moshpit..

  • @RococoScorpio
    @RococoScorpio 2 роки тому +96

    The way Lanor cried after Joffrey was killed let everybody know in the Seven Kingdoms they were more than just "friends"Ser Cristin not having his business in the streets of KingsLanding😭

    • @moustik31
      @moustik31 2 роки тому +14

      Ikr? Can you imagine being a lord or lady at this court and meet up in the morning for a healthy session of gossip? This feast is going to keep people talking for the whole year.

    • @amuurakanriot7055
      @amuurakanriot7055 2 роки тому +9

      I would if took him out too because the audacity to speak about what I’m doing you gon use that against me an hold it over my head and be a threat to her yeah he got to go 😂

  • @marionwalkerjr.7394
    @marionwalkerjr.7394 2 роки тому +46

    Clubfoot Strong is the church gossip. Always getting the information.

  • @prettynurseraye
    @prettynurseraye Рік тому +5

    I really can’t tell you how many times I’ve rewatched this Kev ❤ thank you for getting me through hard times!

  • @ronibigbangnicole
    @ronibigbangnicole 2 роки тому +100

    Viserys got that Westerosi-19 and is rotting to death from the inside out!! Ugh! 🤢
    I was so annoyed with Ser Criston, he went str8 dry snitch mitch and I was NOT here for it. 😒 To think I was gon let him in my Dragonpit. Pass. 🧐🐲 💅🏾

    • @bcole914
      @bcole914 2 роки тому +21

      Not the Wesrerosi-19?! Maybe Dragon Pox . . . 🤣😩

    • @smarti1144
      @smarti1144 2 роки тому +4

      Yo. This is hilarious! Every bit of this comment

    • @SundayViewFishing
      @SundayViewFishing 2 роки тому +10

      Naw that was complete First 48, can I get another sandwich snitch job. Alicent didn't even threaten him and he caved

    • @BridgettS
      @BridgettS 2 роки тому +6

      Greystone monkey pox blend. Cause that mess looked like a biblical rash. 🤢😷

    • @cynthiamartas
      @cynthiamartas 2 роки тому +3

      These comments 😂

  • @jalyn947
    @jalyn947 2 роки тому +37

    “YOU LOOK POOR” lmaoooo Criston was trippin trippin

  • @Dynamic_JP
    @Dynamic_JP 2 роки тому +36

    "Step daughter" Allicent has entered the chat

  • @MarsVee123
    @MarsVee123 2 роки тому +61

    Daemon a cold piece for killing his wife like that. Gave her that Christopher Reeves treatment then beat her to death with a rock 🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @RP.123
      @RP.123 2 роки тому +9

      Christopher Reeves
      Me: 😮😮
      Me 5 seconds later: 🫢🤣🤣🤣💀

    • @teesherese7849
      @teesherese7849 2 роки тому +8

      I’m not fooling with you today, not Christopher Reeves 😪😪

    • @moustik31
      @moustik31 2 роки тому +5

      Not Christopher Reeves.
      💀

  • @user-kz1kg2rk7v
    @user-kz1kg2rk7v 2 роки тому +38

    "Gerald wanted the fade but now he got to do paperwork" 🤣🤣

  • @miss_wadadli
    @miss_wadadli 2 роки тому +69

    I'm so glad you uploaded early. 👏🏾👏🏾
    Criston Cole is an fool...he took forty days and nights to take off that armor for one night, and wanted her to give up royal life for HIS honor. 🤦🏾‍♀️ Y'all running away would have made it worst for both of you.
    Secondly, Viserys Biden is basically a white walker. Half dead man walking.🤣🤣

    • @smarti1144
      @smarti1144 2 роки тому +16

      They would have found him and accused him of kidnapping the princess. A fool. A whole fool.

    • @joasbenjamin6804
      @joasbenjamin6804 2 роки тому +11

      The man was focusing too much on his vow

    • @meandmy2cents309
      @meandmy2cents309 2 роки тому +6

      White walker, indeed! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @reneejoseph7962
      @reneejoseph7962 2 роки тому +2

      WHITE WALKER?!?!?! I’m weak!!!!!!😅

  • @SundayViewFishing
    @SundayViewFishing 2 роки тому +53

    They played "Down for my Ninjas" too many times at the wedding which set off a whole brawl, security was nowhere to be found 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @beauphomasterpiece3795
      @beauphomasterpiece3795 2 роки тому +21

      Sir Christian Cole =sir knuck if you buck

    • @fangal12
      @fangal12 2 роки тому +11

      Playing "Throweth Thy Bows" at the reception was not a good idea😅

    • @caramel7532
      @caramel7532 2 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jeiwaru
      @jeiwaru 2 роки тому +9

      @@fangal12 Knucketh if thy bucketh 😆

    • @ninjasoldier8485
      @ninjasoldier8485 2 роки тому +4

      Ser Cristian was the security 🤦‍♂️

  • @renewilson2540
    @renewilson2540 2 роки тому +87

    Sir Christian was the eliminate punk in this episode. Kissing and telling is NEVER cool, so weak!

    • @smarti1144
      @smarti1144 2 роки тому +25

      Bruh is unstable. We overlooked it because....look at him. But he is the crazy cute dude you meet who falls in love after 1 night...... Lol. Singing Luther if only for one night every morning.

    • @marionwalkerjr.7394
      @marionwalkerjr.7394 2 роки тому +16

      He played himself. That dragon thing thing caused him to lose his mind.

    • @thickthickly
      @thickthickly 2 роки тому +1

      Yall keep forgetting its the only thang thang he ever had. Of course he lost his mind!!! He probably never even touched himself for fear of shame. Coochie has left him crazy!

  • @dubalmighty
    @dubalmighty 2 роки тому +33

    "I need him to touch the hymm of a garment something" 🤣 😂

  • @godsdaughterscollectiveTV
    @godsdaughterscollectiveTV 2 роки тому +76

    Baaaaaby listen, the way I almost choked on my coffee and laughed out loud when Kev said, he shook up with the eagle claw!!!!!! It was worth however many millions of dollars HBO spent to make this series. Thank you so much for all these reviews!

  • @itssawida
    @itssawida 2 роки тому +22

    Alicent needs to be mad at her daddy for lowkey pimping her out. She is waking up to fight the wrong battle but at least she's awake.

  • @michellee2221
    @michellee2221 2 роки тому +12

    “I have a dragon! I’m not leaving a dragon to be a nobody with you!” 😂😂

  • @shashee0000
    @shashee0000 2 роки тому +31

    That was the most tense engagement dinner.😬

  • @dcoderjr
    @dcoderjr 2 роки тому +28

    Maaaan.... King Viserys was trying to eat that food and every time he looked up somebody else was bringing some more drama to his sight. He kept lookin like dag can I just eat my food without yall bringing more foolishness my way!?!?

  • @hotcocomama08
    @hotcocomama08 2 роки тому +93

    Ser Criston ain't eem know he was a literal one Knight stand 🤣
    Joffrey effed around and found out that fat meat is, indeed, greasy 🤷🏾‍♀️
    Daemon "Fkkit" Targaeryon gon be trouble all his days

    • @char90303
      @char90303 2 роки тому +6

      I am crying real tears now 😅.

    • @fangal12
      @fangal12 2 роки тому +9

      Joffreys just do not have good luck at weddings

    • @iamthat90
      @iamthat90 2 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @savethatreesplz611
    @savethatreesplz611 2 роки тому +22

    My husband and I were PISSED that man was still alive in the preview of the next episode.
    “This n***a STILL alive?!?!”
    *throws arms up*

  • @mcallister..b8891
    @mcallister..b8891 2 роки тому +37

    Criston Cole shot his shot from outside the whole goddamm building

  • @AbaMiguel
    @AbaMiguel 2 роки тому +15

    Remember when the black doctor wanted to give Viserys actually medicine for his leprosy and the other guy was like "Nah, get the leeches".

  • @jeremyjohnson4280
    @jeremyjohnson4280 2 роки тому +5

    Basically if your name is Joffrey do not go to ANY weddings in Westeros period!

  • @thesheshed1775
    @thesheshed1775 2 роки тому +10

    She said that "step-daughter" with her chest.

  • @WittyKittyRitzy
    @WittyKittyRitzy 2 роки тому +17

    When Rhea said "I knew you couldn't finish" I had to pause the show and I was like oh she want to talk ish before she dies! That was hard!

  • @DomSr
    @DomSr 2 роки тому +109

    Corlys: It's just a phase he's going through
    in other words ...
    Corlys: One day he's gonna come down front and say "I'm not gay no more.... I AM DELIVERT!... I LIKE WOMEN..... WOMEN WOMEN WOMEN

  • @Tyleya
    @Tyleya 2 роки тому +40

    Laena is gorgeous

    • @juju-vl7oj
      @juju-vl7oj 2 роки тому +2

      She's gone next week though after the time jump :(

    • @Tyleya
      @Tyleya 2 роки тому

      @@juju-vl7oj NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

    • @rodvincetolosa9386
      @rodvincetolosa9386 2 роки тому +1

      ong, Viserys missed out

    • @polivepea
      @polivepea 2 роки тому +1

      @@juju-vl7oj no she's not. Her character is still in the series. Just an older actress. She's married and pregnant in episode 6.

  • @4primus
    @4primus 2 роки тому +38

    "Dont get me to lying" 🤣 This is exactly Tiny Tim Strong. Dem Strongs are playing the game low key.
    Also Ser Criston isn't the brightest bulb. Deny, deny deny fool! Also, you think Rhae Rhae going to give up the throne for you? If he played his cards, he could have been Rhae Rhae's side piece and lord commander.

  • @user-qp6se2tn4r
    @user-qp6se2tn4r 2 роки тому +41

    Seriously he is crazy for asking her to leave her dragon 🙃

  • @concetta_green4230
    @concetta_green4230 2 роки тому +47

    I think it’s interesting that both the King and his brother are embarrassingly impotent in different ways.

  • @spidl
    @spidl 2 роки тому +54

    Calling someone a Yellow Seven is low key one of the best insults ever. Once you know what they are talking about, it cuts to the core.

    • @cent1130
      @cent1130 2 роки тому +11

      IT DOES! I fell out that the king was compared to a 🟨7️⃣. Everyone got their strong cards ready to play the games of thrones and King Viserys is just holding up the game. I CAN NOT

    • @nikiyasimpson8151
      @nikiyasimpson8151 2 роки тому +6

      I’m crying real tears!! 😂

    • @akilahbenons6157
      @akilahbenons6157 2 роки тому +1

      THIS!! I said wait...wait...the accuracy Kevin!

    • @rosaray6618
      @rosaray6618 2 роки тому +1

      @@nikiyasimpson8151 Me too! I'm so 💀

    • @michellee2221
      @michellee2221 2 роки тому

      😂😂😂

  • @naynaymaxwell2010
    @naynaymaxwell2010 2 роки тому +25

    I came for the comedic review, I stayed for the high valyrian translation 😂😂😂

  • @OrincyWhyteDesigns
    @OrincyWhyteDesigns 2 роки тому +40

    Christon is slow as hell 😂😂 the girl complaining but she still knows her role. Poor thing 🫢😩😭🤣 talking bout some oranges

  • @Dynamic_JP
    @Dynamic_JP 2 роки тому +118

    They kept offering Viserys Biden a chair. That was hilarious!

    • @smarti1144
      @smarti1144 2 роки тому +7

      He à yellow 7. He can't stand alone.

    • @laserchiefwankoo204
      @laserchiefwankoo204 2 роки тому +2

      I kept thinking how that big ass room dont got a chair in the room already😂

  • @Kcrink1
    @Kcrink1 2 роки тому +79

    Corlys having Leana greet the King upon his arrival was a slap in Viserys Biden’s face and I laughed so hard. Larys Strong is very messy. C. Cole caught feelings and Rhae Rhae was simply having a good time. She got that ill na na and now C. Cole don’t know how to act. Why the maesters keep refusing other remedies to help Viserys though? That’s not sitting right with me. Alicient was dead wrong for showing up like that but it was a boss move. In Rhae Rhae’s defense, Alicient didn’t ask the right questions. The tension at that table was so thick. Viserys Biden realized his terrible leadership because he has no control. Leana said she gon get her some Targ and went after Daemon. Rhaenyra gon have to let Daemon go because Leana look like she can fight.

    • @terristhomas299
      @terristhomas299 2 роки тому +13

      Cousin brawl 🤜🏾💥😂

    • @DHallvc
      @DHallvc 2 роки тому +20

      And people are saying don't go to a wedding in GOT...
      Hell that ain't got nothing to do with me I'm gonna enjoy a few feast and just watch, there isn't any TV so this mess is all they got...
      I'm just sitting and staring...I would be just like Larys Strong just whispering "I know that B**** did not come late and in her fired daddys family colors"...

    • @cleogriffith9921
      @cleogriffith9921 2 роки тому +16

      I was watching Leana stroking her goblet looking at Daemon 😂 Sis want her that bad Boi

    • @blkcajunqt_3575
      @blkcajunqt_3575 2 роки тому +26

      I love the way we talk about GOT like we talking about people at work or at the family cookout, it's so black here and I love it!

    • @terrology
      @terrology 2 роки тому +9

      Not the ill na na 🤣🤣🤣 I love this comment section

  • @SippingVino
    @SippingVino 2 роки тому +27

    This episode should definitely be called Corlys in the House

  • @NotSandraBullock
    @NotSandraBullock 2 роки тому +77

    Alicent and her pappy should’ve been happy to be there, but they wanted more. Alicent especially since she was messing with her best friend’s daddy. She should’ve called it even with rhaenyra since they both deceived each other, but no Alicent wants war. I’m ready for the smoke.

    • @yakiralovesall
      @yakiralovesall 2 роки тому +3

      I’m saying like Rhy is full blooded Targaryen. Why are y’all trying to undermine the decree??

    • @pouncy94
      @pouncy94 2 роки тому +5

      That’s what I was thinking. I get it that she felt slighted that Rhae Rhae lied (by omission) but considering what she did, she should’ve called it even. She should’ve fixed her attitude during that feast then talked it out with Rhae Rhae later. I get she had to do her duty but what was stopping her from telling the truth on her dad about using her to get to the King 🤷🏾‍♀️ I stand by what you said.

    • @elishadodd
      @elishadodd 2 роки тому

      That's true. She way too worried about Ray Ray sex life for me. Stepmother head a**

  • @oliviah.4741
    @oliviah.4741 2 роки тому +46

    I’m actually glad for a comedic review bc this was a dark episode for sure.

  • @lynettenajjuka7880
    @lynettenajjuka7880 2 роки тому +31

    Kev crying about "roasted duck" is so funny. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Beloved_the_chosen
    @Beloved_the_chosen 2 роки тому +12

    Kevin I'm sorry for your loss, my prayers are with you. Just went through the same thing earlier this year with the unexpected passing of my sister. Da Da is a wild card, Ray Ray is a draw four; carry-on.

  • @Dynamic_JP
    @Dynamic_JP 2 роки тому +151

    This was the most disrespectful wedding ever. How about they had to add a chair to the end of the table in the middle of the event for uninvited Daemon to sit down. He didn't even have a place setting lol. Queen was late and purposefully entered to interrupt the Kings speech. Rhaerhae about to kiss her uncle in front of everyone. Laelae about to kiss his boyfriend in front of everybody. Just wild! Somebody play the Viserys Biden theme song. 🎶Viserys Biden, YOU WEAK!!!🎶

    • @MrsAK.Simmons
      @MrsAK.Simmons 2 роки тому +26

      Wedding was real ghetto😂😂

    • @JourneyToCurvy
      @JourneyToCurvy 2 роки тому +21

      I died when they added the chair 😂😂😂

    • @Dynamic_JP
      @Dynamic_JP 2 роки тому +14

      @@JourneyToCurvy I was cackling when they brought that chair! Even the servants were like "this ninja!"

    • @DHallvc
      @DHallvc 2 роки тому +7

      And people are saying don't go to a wedding in GOT...
      Hell that ain't got nothing to do with me I'm gonna enjoy a few feast and just watch, there isn't any TV so this mess is all they got...
      I'm just sitting and staring...I would be just like Larys Strong just whispering "I know that B**** did not come late and in her fired daddys family colors"...

    • @WittyKittyRitzy
      @WittyKittyRitzy 2 роки тому +3

      But the king dying right after the vows was like woooow. He couldn't have dismissed himself??? I was pissed for Rhaenyra

  • @JayyCarr15
    @JayyCarr15 2 роки тому +8

    RaeRae said you thought I was feeling you???? That ni**a a munch 💀

  • @NailsBuiltDifferent
    @NailsBuiltDifferent 2 роки тому +10

    "bruh....ORANGES???" absolutely sent me 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🍊🚫

  • @KevinJonessuprq87
    @KevinJonessuprq87 2 роки тому +46

    Viserys is, as a friend of mine would say, "hell when he's well, but he just stays sick all the damn time!"

    • @rhondalacy64
      @rhondalacy64 2 роки тому +1

      I couldn't wait for this!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @1986cz
    @1986cz 2 роки тому +84

    before I even watch I don’t know how Kevin can make this comedic this episode was pretty dark but I know he’ll find a way

    • @1986cz
      @1986cz 2 роки тому +11

      Kev definitely found a way, this was hilarious per usual🤣🤣

    • @InfamousKalen
      @InfamousKalen 2 роки тому +11

      Uno reverse this comment 🤣👉
      You'll understand by the end lol

    • @a.pieceofpie
      @a.pieceofpie 2 роки тому

      I laughed during the episode tho. The side ni**a part, the I know your secret so you gotta keep mine, the wife of Dameon just straight clowning Dameon etc

  • @thenia-lu9zn
    @thenia-lu9zn 2 роки тому +6

    The disrespect when she said "stepdaughter"!!!!

  • @chefauri228
    @chefauri228 2 роки тому +20

    saying daemon looked like Martin in the robe as brother Shaquille sunflower was the perfect comparison lmaoooo🤣

  • @FMD70757
    @FMD70757 2 роки тому +28

    The funniest parts of this episode were Vyseris struggling with the dry chicken.

  • @Yodi.
    @Yodi. 2 роки тому +37

    🎶Rumour has it he ain’t never finished befoooooore🎶

    • @smarti1144
      @smarti1144 2 роки тому

      🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @PRTEEGRL
      @PRTEEGRL 2 роки тому

      Best comment ever!!!!

  • @deefrink4963
    @deefrink4963 2 роки тому +33

    My husband watches this show (including Game of Thrones) but I couldn’t get into it. I was so confused. I couldn’t understand what was going on and he really couldn’t explain it. I started watching your wrap up to see if you could make it make sense AND YOU DID! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 when my husband was watching the last episode I was cracking up because it finally made sense. I can’t wait to watch this episode with him. Thanks Kev oh and @kevonstage can you please do a recap of Game of Thrones like this…..this should be a real thing for shows that you enjoy

    • @a.pieceofpie
      @a.pieceofpie 2 роки тому +2

      I literally had to study the regions and family for it to all make sense to me lol. I already have a interest in timepieces like this so I stayed along for the ride.

    • @SureYoureRight
      @SureYoureRight 2 роки тому +1

      @@a.pieceofpie I love the game of thrones series because it shows a certain kind of people in their historically true form. Since I’m a history head, it’s extremely satisfying to watch

  • @samanthaa.6055
    @samanthaa.6055 2 роки тому +26

    Rae was also trying to low key tell Criston about Aegon's prophecy.

  • @Argos-xb8ek
    @Argos-xb8ek 2 роки тому +58

    Daemon look like a damn sith lord

  • @Liya_Marie
    @Liya_Marie 2 роки тому +124

    Just got done with it. Oh Daemon 🤦🏽‍♀️…this man is the personification of “can’t get right.”
    And idk how the King is still hanging on, he’s like the legit walking dead 😂🤣

    • @ronibigbangnicole
      @ronibigbangnicole 2 роки тому +18

      Dirty D has one gear ⚙️ and it's violence. 🥴😅

    • @daquaviousbingleton9763
      @daquaviousbingleton9763 2 роки тому +18

      Personification of black Air Force energy

    • @couldbahappychic1217
      @couldbahappychic1217 2 роки тому +13

      He holding on to see if his dauggter and brother would ever act right

    • @missliss2581able
      @missliss2581able 2 роки тому +7

      I yelled at my tv “that man is literally rotting!”

    • @ChillyChav
      @ChillyChav 2 роки тому +7

      Yall wrong about Daemon, besides the incest part, he sees the future war about to happen. Their would be no series if he was made king. He can see all of the opps.

  • @SamOwensForlife1
    @SamOwensForlife1 2 роки тому +17

    Corlys was like Laenor is just going through a phase he’ll grow out of it. 😂😂😂

  • @lesleymassiah-arthur5302
    @lesleymassiah-arthur5302 2 роки тому +6

    "I HAVE A DRAGON!!! I'm not leaving a dragon to be a nobody with you. You look poor. I AM THE CROWN." ROTFLMAO!!! Oranges and cinnamon.... #deepcut

  • @Kjones062186
    @Kjones062186 2 роки тому +41

    Just finished the episode…and I ran straight here for this 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kf7451
    @kf7451 2 роки тому +28

    I know HOD isn’t real but your retelling would be hilarious as an episode of drunk history. Where they actors act out your retelling. The convo with rhanera and Christian when he thought she would run off and be a nobody with him 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @DHallvc
    @DHallvc 2 роки тому +10

    Called that man a "yellow 7 in a world of draw 4s"...

  • @iammikalanthony
    @iammikalanthony 2 роки тому +36

    I think also she was thinking about the secrets her father had shared with her about the coming winter when Criston was proposing to her. She might have went if she didn't feel like she had to protect the entire realm from that coming evil.

  • @daisytg
    @daisytg 2 роки тому +6

    Cole can’t be mad about his regrets now, he had PLENTY of time to reconsider during the hour it took him to take off all that armor before “soiling his white cloak”.

  • @blkcajunqt_3575
    @blkcajunqt_3575 2 роки тому +30

    At this point I think HBO is trolling us, Viserys with these flappy finger gloves is killing me! Between him clapping and trying to cut his food with that hoof is comedic gold to me, had to run it back a coupla times 🤣🤣

    • @93londongirl
      @93londongirl 2 роки тому +1

      Screeeeeaamminnnggg😂😂😂😂

  • @iammikalanthony
    @iammikalanthony 2 роки тому +37

    The crazy part to me is that the lords of the realm are the ones who voted Viserys in, yet they don't respect his words. So they can't actually be good judges about who should be king...

    • @InfamousKalen
      @InfamousKalen 2 роки тому +13

      They voted him in because they probably thought they could bend his kindness to their will. Otto learned the hard way that they can't. None the less, poor Viserys hasn't done much except try to sway the darkness looming around his daughter heir.

    • @aprilsmith5660
      @aprilsmith5660 2 роки тому

      As Kev would say, peen over vageen. That’s all that mattered to them.

    • @jasminejackson4877
      @jasminejackson4877 2 роки тому +19

      The only other option was a woman. No matter her being the better choice, it wasn't happening unfortunately

    • @iammikalanthony
      @iammikalanthony 2 роки тому +4

      @@jasminejackson4877 Exactly. Bad judgment.

    • @iammikalanthony
      @iammikalanthony 2 роки тому

      @@InfamousKalen still makes them bad judges. They judged him as moldable. He wasn't. Or maybe... they were good at molding. Lol.

  • @blanchemayo9906
    @blanchemayo9906 2 роки тому +23

    Lol when you said Alicent went to “Nordstrom king’s landing and 5th Saks avenue” I died😂😂😂. I guess Viserys still alive at this point is due to the fact that being Royalty in Westeros comes with better healthcare lol 😂 A commoner will be death by now not even affordable healthcare for them!!!

  • @lildolphin8777
    @lildolphin8777 2 роки тому +7

    "I....I have Dragon !" LAMO 🤣😂🤣 that should have been the name of the episode.

  • @ims1243
    @ims1243 2 роки тому +8

    This was by far the BEST REVIEW!!!!
    Between the plan B tea and the eagle foot.I LAUGHED the whole time!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😍 Thanks Kev

  • @IntermissionPrairieWolf
    @IntermissionPrairieWolf 2 роки тому +17

    “Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan” almost made me yell 😂😂😂😂

  • @LilacJream
    @LilacJream 2 роки тому +9

    Gerald Levert Royce and the regular yellow seven has me eternally weak! 😂

  • @Kiwalk28
    @Kiwalk28 2 роки тому +8

    Gerald Levert of House Royce!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ashleymaison5299
    @ashleymaison5299 2 роки тому +7

    Kev these reviews are literal gold 😭

  • @RoseStarr
    @RoseStarr 2 роки тому +20

    Daemon wife wasn't even ugly! But he a mess.

  • @Mariodupree
    @Mariodupree 2 роки тому +2

    That boi said “Roasted duck on three”! KMSL😂😂😂💀

  • @rodvincetolosa9386
    @rodvincetolosa9386 2 роки тому +12

    Rhae rhae really said coochie too greasy im deaddddd

  • @omegasage777
    @omegasage777 2 роки тому +9

    PHEWWWW this episode was PACKED. All I have to say is...I am now a Harwin Strong stan and no, I will not apologize for it!! Criston Cole WHO

  • @asiawilliams5974
    @asiawilliams5974 2 роки тому +23

    Thank you for uploading right away I am here for your reviews 😂 You say everything we thinking lol ❤

  • @Milkapril
    @Milkapril 2 роки тому +40

    Imagine cole wanted home girl to give up the seven kingdoms for his dusty azz. Yes u have great hair but ser she's a queen

  • @ayeshabjordan
    @ayeshabjordan 2 роки тому +8

    “You just gone have a jingle” 😂😂 took me out

  • @Web497
    @Web497 2 роки тому +7

    "boy, i am just complaining" lmfaooooooo

  • @vinnylashley7394
    @vinnylashley7394 2 роки тому +7

    Daemon hit cousin Vale with the old "save it for the pay-per-view, brotherrr"

  • @ABlackMan9
    @ABlackMan9 2 роки тому +13

    I wish so bad that we could get the All Def version of GOT and House of Dragons. Like every Comedian plays a character from the show and it's basically just a black version. I'd literally tune in every week😂😂

  • @krissycouture
    @krissycouture 2 роки тому +5

    Him crying over his roasted duck had me on the floor😂😂🤣🤣