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  • @AbsoluteHistory
    @AbsoluteHistory  Рік тому +2571

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    • @oscarosullivan4513
      @oscarosullivan4513 Рік тому +15

      Dark ages is now regarded as an incorrect term

    • @AKA_ABpositive_
      @AKA_ABpositive_ Рік тому +10

      We Indians use Toilets much older time then Europeans... & our Toilets technique & System Are very advanced., Use water...

    • @myentertainmentmypuppies8865
      @myentertainmentmypuppies8865 Рік тому +4

      I don't know why Westerner didn't use water to clean themselves. Straw, hay or grass? Why so uncomfortable? Is it because it is a cold place?
      Whatever it's never clean enough 🤭

    • @esoekidjo
      @esoekidjo Рік тому +1

      Probably because its to bothersome to haul water up those castle stairways.

    • @Mandy-nt2cs
      @Mandy-nt2cs Рік тому +1

      ​@My entertainment(my puppies are cute too) westerners?

  • @jimboramba
    @jimboramba 9 місяців тому +20847

    I swear flushing toilets are the most underrated invention ever.

    • @iinRez
      @iinRez 9 місяців тому +423

      Showers got em beat.

    • @onemoremisfit
      @onemoremisfit 9 місяців тому +961

      Modern sanitation is considered to be among the most important advances in all of history for eradicating many epidemic diseases and making large modern cities possible. Far from underrated.

    • @jimboramba
      @jimboramba 9 місяців тому +177

      @@onemoremisfit tell that to the teenagers who clog em just for fun lol

    • @mrjuanderfuI
      @mrjuanderfuI 9 місяців тому +37

      I dunno. I rate them pretty highly

    • @buildingwithtrees2258
      @buildingwithtrees2258 9 місяців тому +121

      Romans had plumbing. Too bad theism had to delete knowledge, for it is "sinful" (amish, Islam, ect)

  • @pr0vaporizer468
    @pr0vaporizer468 Рік тому +71362

    Ok gents, we've found a way into the castle, but you're not gonna like it.

    • @tianna1116
      @tianna1116 Рік тому +1319

      Haha!

    • @goodluckgoofy3354
      @goodluckgoofy3354 Рік тому +8

      I wonder if that's where the phrase "head up your ass" got started... 😜

    • @robinrehlinghaus1944
      @robinrehlinghaus1944 Рік тому +3311

      I heard Gaillard Castle was actually taken this way

    • @normaleverydayman7004
      @normaleverydayman7004 Рік тому +3298

      I heard there's one king assassinated from toilet
      The assassin wait and stab the king in you know

    • @lordnavjot5921
      @lordnavjot5921 Рік тому +411

      @@normaleverydayman7004 lol

  • @harikrishnanchandramohan4209
    @harikrishnanchandramohan4209 2 місяці тому +4310

    That moment when you realize your are more priveledged than the kings.

    • @tepasaswey1239
      @tepasaswey1239 2 місяці тому +171

      Were living luxury

    • @patmalloy3569
      @patmalloy3569 2 місяці тому +153

      Gotta remember to be grateful

    • @physiobr9227
      @physiobr9227 2 місяці тому +63

      It is all a matter of perspective right ?

    • @angellight5040
      @angellight5040 2 місяці тому +90

      And we always find something to complain about.😂 We actually have everything.

    • @danilocassio5666
      @danilocassio5666 2 місяці тому

      ​@@angellight5040 os reis não eram obrigados a trabalhar em empregos inúteis como no capitalismo atual!

  • @chosenmc
    @chosenmc 2 місяці тому +1440

    “it’s a bird!”
    “it’s a plane!”
    “it’s a- OH SHI-“
    literally 💀

    • @kanox2.071
      @kanox2.071 2 місяці тому +10

      Underrated comment

    • @chosenmc
      @chosenmc 2 місяці тому +6

      @@kanox2.071 lmao ty

    • @-..l
      @-..l Місяць тому +3

      lmao that got me cackling

    • @xinobiee
      @xinobiee Місяць тому

      😂

    • @fadyhassan9114
      @fadyhassan9114 Місяць тому

      Look at that fish in the pic as it opens her mouth waiting for $hit to fall 🤣

  • @AbsurdJANGO
    @AbsurdJANGO Рік тому +20141

    Imagine trying to conceal some bad diarrhea noise as you let out that one fart that echoes through the kingdom

    • @roselee4445
      @roselee4445 Рік тому +1313

      The king on the royal throne

    • @fdseghj
      @fdseghj Рік тому +327

      underrated as f

    • @fdseghj
      @fdseghj Рік тому

      @@Vertig8.Nichtosphel shutt

    • @tmgabil
      @tmgabil Рік тому +327

      I hope this comment reaches the top 😂😂😂

    • @katiesimpson8517
      @katiesimpson8517 Рік тому +362

      Sonic Boom

  • @notsojoerogan
    @notsojoerogan Рік тому +10554

    If your friend takes a while in the bathroom, “did you fall in?” isn’t a joke. It’s a legitimate concern

    • @ana419
      @ana419 Рік тому +246

      They were certainly not big enough for a human being.

    • @IIHyperSh0TII
      @IIHyperSh0TII Рік тому +441

      Thats probably where the saying came from

    • @Thawhid
      @Thawhid Рік тому +208

      ​@@ana419 couldve had weak points to fall apart

    • @shaquadradeloiserussell8659
      @shaquadradeloiserussell8659 Рік тому +155

      I bet SOMEBODY opted to commit suicide by getting in there.

    • @yello480
      @yello480 Рік тому +25

      ​@@ana419r/woooosh

  • @jamesholden9540
    @jamesholden9540 Місяць тому +255

    I guess that's where the phrase "dropping a shit" came from

    • @Mvdgh
      @Mvdgh Місяць тому +21

      No matter how you shit it drops dumb ads.

    • @winniebae4alwayyz963
      @winniebae4alwayyz963 Місяць тому +5

      ​@@Mvdgh *Wow, no shit.*

    • @RichieKrol
      @RichieKrol Місяць тому +3

      ​@@Mvdghnot if you lie facedown on the floor

    • @tortilz
      @tortilz 8 днів тому

      @@RichieKrol 💀 then its flying rather than dropping

    • @papadwarf6762
      @papadwarf6762 6 днів тому

      @@Mvdgh you’re shitting me? 😊

  • @So_salty
    @So_salty 2 місяці тому +243

    The thought of an intruder going up the poop chute just makes me chuckle

    • @andregeorges8649
      @andregeorges8649 Місяць тому +7

      Johnny English did it 😂

    • @mladen7641
      @mladen7641 Місяць тому +2

      SKIBIDI TOILET

    • @Lostachilles
      @Lostachilles Місяць тому

      That comment is definitely one that's open to interpretation, lmao.
      I certainly would not chuckle at the thought of an invader going up my poop chute 😱

    • @MusicismoreImportant
      @MusicismoreImportant Місяць тому

      Johnny English

    • @Wildman-zh8lg
      @Wildman-zh8lg 18 днів тому

      I bet they got pooped on their heads

  • @ladymallowyt
    @ladymallowyt Рік тому +5422

    Every time I watch a video about sanitation back then I feel more and more grateful for modern-day plumbing

    • @hyberkonawa272
      @hyberkonawa272 Рік тому +79

      More like... you glad Mario bros Existed.

    • @Ramix09
      @Ramix09 Рік тому +239

      The weird thing is that ancient Rome and Bronze Age civilizations had more advanced plumbing tech than the civilizations in the medieval era

    • @amistrophy
      @amistrophy Рік тому +68

      I think the aztecs also had municipal plumbing and sanitation done well at some point

    • @jerkov420
      @jerkov420 Рік тому +20

      And deodorant

    • @noahpehowic6080
      @noahpehowic6080 Рік тому +9

      And for those who work in sanitation.

  • @Letyourcolorsblendwithmine
    @Letyourcolorsblendwithmine 11 місяців тому +5239

    Back when explosive diarrhea was part of the castle defenses.

    • @me_12-vw1vi
      @me_12-vw1vi 9 місяців тому +85

      lmao

    • @enceladus2381
      @enceladus2381 9 місяців тому +175

      That’s some pure horror

    • @southlondon86
      @southlondon86 9 місяців тому +127

      IBS peasants were on standby. Well paid and VERY well fed.

    • @carranzabigb
      @carranzabigb 9 місяців тому +44

      Slippery tunnel when wet

    • @Nahjustchief01109
      @Nahjustchief01109 9 місяців тому +49

      I would run away in a war after seeing that 💀

  • @ChristopherJonesJr
    @ChristopherJonesJr 2 місяці тому +197

    the invention of the bathroom is underrated

    • @guillermolledowolkowicz7085
      @guillermolledowolkowicz7085 Місяць тому

      Go back in time and tell them that everytime after you poop you throw a really big bucket of drinking water on your dung. To them you will look as fool as they look nowadays.

    • @Optimally_healthy5831
      @Optimally_healthy5831 Місяць тому +1

      Amen!

    • @SCOTTEDM
      @SCOTTEDM Місяць тому +1

      Good ol water closet.

  • @dival9035
    @dival9035 2 місяці тому +54

    a famous case happened in 1076 when Godfrey IV, Duke of Lower Lorraine was assassinated while using one of these. the assassin was hiding in all that mess until the duke entered to use the privy, and then he got him with a spear. i don’t even want to imagine what the assassin looked like coming out of there lmao

    • @samevans1289
      @samevans1289 Місяць тому +13

      He looked ✨victorious✨, wdym? 😂

    • @gauravthakur7699
      @gauravthakur7699 Місяць тому +10

      I don't want to imagine what angle he attacked from!

    • @ezzar8165
      @ezzar8165 Місяць тому +15

      Ouch, I can’t imagine how that must have felt. Your whole butt in vulnerable position and a spear coming right up it 😬

    • @philiptownsend4026
      @philiptownsend4026 Місяць тому +1

      He must have really hated that Duke.
      And how did he know he jabbed the right person? I've heard of modern day facial recognition...

    • @Smokecall
      @Smokecall Місяць тому

      ​@@philiptownsend4026ah yes, this butt is actually washed. Must be royalty

  • @jovaughnthompson354
    @jovaughnthompson354 Рік тому +6884

    The flush toilet is the most underrated invention of all time

    • @Dangerous-Boy
      @Dangerous-Boy Рік тому

      ​@@goodelucky broh don't you wash your ass? just wipe?

    • @sadikhasanmubin8882
      @sadikhasanmubin8882 Рік тому +439

      ​@@goodelucky toilet paper ia useless if you have the ultimate water gun for your butt, found mostly everywhere in asia
      Omg really got so many likes😳
      Thx a lot mates

    • @bonkersbear5347
      @bonkersbear5347 Рік тому +303

      People severely take for granted the water at the bottom of the toilet... it's not only to flush away everything, but it acts as a liquid buffer that stops the smell from seeping out behind the loop... without it, you'd basically be living in a citywide outhouse, and that is not fun. Despite the moat in the castle being filled with water... it was full of waste water, but with how Humans used to live next to Cattle, Pigs, and Horses, I imagine they were used to the overwhelming smell of piss and poop...

    • @Tha3rdworldghost
      @Tha3rdworldghost Рік тому +80

      ​@@bonkersbear5347 You would be pretty use to the smell if you grew up in that sort of environment.

    • @DiamondsRexpensive
      @DiamondsRexpensive Рік тому

      ​​@@sadikhasanmubin8882um, do you walk around with wet soggy moist underwear?

  • @theofficialgreenkane9645
    @theofficialgreenkane9645 2 місяці тому +176

    Yep, and somebody’s job was to clean out the landing once it started to pile up. It didnt always go into the moat as intended.

  • @Uncomfortable12345
    @Uncomfortable12345 Місяць тому +134

    Sewers were invented in 1890
    People in 1889:

  • @zanleekain117
    @zanleekain117 Рік тому +6688

    Lol, the part of history no one wants to talk about, but everyone is secretly curious about.

    • @juaquiene7726
      @juaquiene7726 Рік тому +98

      Zanlee you made me laugh so hard cause your 💯 % right. Our poor ancestors & what to do with the Pooh.

    • @iamthatiam4637
      @iamthatiam4637 Рік тому +64

      Moss. Hay and grass.

    • @TheBuddel
      @TheBuddel Рік тому

      Well, because most of the stuff you hear about is bs. First rhing: don't call it the fucking dark ages

    • @geigertec5921
      @geigertec5921 Рік тому +121

      It was actually common for people to wipe their bum with sheep's wool. The wool would sometimes be dropped down the privy and then the Gong Farmer would collect it, clean it, and sell it to the Spinster who would process it into yarn. She would then sell it to the Weaver who would make it into cloth. Eventually the cloth would be made into clothes. And this is why people were so smelly back then.

    • @iamthatiam4637
      @iamthatiam4637 Рік тому +34

      @@geigertec5921 omg 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

  • @MyViolador
    @MyViolador Рік тому +12097

    Ancient Rome : creates sewer system
    *Barbarians do barbarian things and rome falls*
    Middle ages: wall shitter

    • @Cleeon
      @Cleeon Рік тому +214

      Lol

    • @jango7889
      @jango7889 Рік тому +1558

      once the shit goes out the wall it aint my problem anymore

    • @alonzowhitmer7146
      @alonzowhitmer7146 Рік тому +850

      @@jango7889I see that you don’t let shit bother you

    • @frenchfrog4622
      @frenchfrog4622 Рік тому +426

      Funny enough you'd say that cause the romans had some pretty filthy habits of their own

    • @firkejdjneii28283
      @firkejdjneii28283 Рік тому +200

      ​@@jango7889 no shit. literally

  • @OMGolly101
    @OMGolly101 2 місяці тому +30

    Toilets in castels are the type of things most of us didn’t think about😂😅

  • @agik137
    @agik137 Місяць тому +13

    Imagine thinking you'd found a way in climbing up some chute, and all of a sudden, somebody lays a paté on ya face

  • @markcorcoran4544
    @markcorcoran4544 Рік тому +3380

    Moss was used in medieval Ireland, turns out the moisture and texture of the moss cleaned the arse very well, and moss has antibacterial qualities!

    • @Antraeon
      @Antraeon Рік тому

      No, no. No. N. O. Absolutely not. We are NOT calling moss nature's flushable wipes. No.

    • @eastboundanddown5872
      @eastboundanddown5872 Рік тому +276

      😂😂😂 very true , also used as field dressings in ww1 and great as part of a water filter

    • @oppionatedindividual8256
      @oppionatedindividual8256 Рік тому +223

      @@eastboundanddown5872 that’s specifically red moss, to which you must deprive it of certain nutrients to make it so good, it’s very nice to hold, not sure about using it instead of toilet paper though

    • @ceciliacorson1804
      @ceciliacorson1804 Рік тому +32

      A sort of sphincterine.

    • @AW-jy4bt
      @AW-jy4bt Рік тому +125

      ​@@oppionatedindividual8256 that's a wild and specific piece if knowledge. What else do you know???

  • @Toothily
    @Toothily 9 місяців тому +2458

    “These chutes haven’t seen action in several hundred years”
    Challenge accepted

    • @Washman-jw3hl
      @Washman-jw3hl 9 місяців тому +17

      Aaaaahahahahaha 😂

    • @SierraFarted
      @SierraFarted 9 місяців тому +20

      My thoughts exactly 😂😂

    • @SouthCom1917
      @SouthCom1917 9 місяців тому +54

      "Sir please stop fucking the toilets, you know that's not what I meant by action"

    • @marcofearg9956
      @marcofearg9956 9 місяців тому +13

      Underrated coment

    • @jonathantan2469
      @jonathantan2469 8 місяців тому +22

      You know some schoolboys on a field trip are going to do it. Or some American tourist with the last name 'Paul'.

  • @seesidesummerhouse6112
    @seesidesummerhouse6112 2 місяці тому +50

    I feel like the question ‘if you could live during any time period, which would it be?’ Only really starts from indoor plumbing onwards.

    • @JCRFit
      @JCRFit Місяць тому +5

      There was plumbing in ancient Egypt back in 2400 bc but it wasn't til the 1800s when things started to change for modern man so I think that's where u want to be

    • @darreideamos2309
      @darreideamos2309 Місяць тому +2

      ​@@JCRFityou also want to avoid the early capitalism of 19th century. Much much worse work conditions than what medieval peasemts had

    • @NitroBladee
      @NitroBladee Місяць тому +1

      right now or the future, dawg everything before the 21st century looked super uncomfortable and disgusting

    • @tulipbubbly3748
      @tulipbubbly3748 24 дні тому

      ​@@NitroBladeeyou're right😂 that's why I always believe that people are just nostalgic for the past when they say "good old days". But we all know, that this is the most comfortable times we live in. Be it in terms of comfort, health, social justice, science, etc.

  • @Bekindloveis
    @Bekindloveis 2 місяці тому +17

    If they lived such luxurious life imagine what the poor peasants went through

  • @sauronthegreat5799
    @sauronthegreat5799 Рік тому +3280

    The guy who invented the flushing toilet should've won the noble prize.

    • @Allyfyn
      @Allyfyn 10 місяців тому +163

      It was invented a very long time ago and lost multiple times during history and we don't really know who was the first

    • @0ldb1ll
      @0ldb1ll 10 місяців тому +270

      Thomas Crapper

    • @X-Prime123
      @X-Prime123 10 місяців тому +62

      ​@@0ldb1llshit, no way.

    • @BigRiceEnergy
      @BigRiceEnergy 10 місяців тому +127

      @@0ldb1llit was Sir John Harington. Then Alexander Cumming improved it and Thomas Crapper made it popular by installing them in the homes of rich and powerful people.

    • @kinglouie1495
      @kinglouie1495 10 місяців тому +51

      ​@@0ldb1llBeavis and Butthead laughter intensifies

  • @mememomo8616
    @mememomo8616 9 місяців тому +2271

    Toilets like these existed in Hadhramaut until a couple of decades ago. Ashes were placed down at the bottom for several reasons: to prevent the spread of odor, to deter flies from flying up, and to facilitate the cleaning of the area later. The person responsible for the cleaning would scoop out the unclean ash and replace it with new ash. The task of cleaning was assigned to anonymous individuals who would come during the night to do the cleaning. The anonymity was meant to preserve their dignity and honor.

    • @slovakiandoll
      @slovakiandoll 7 місяців тому +74

      thank you for this info

    • @redmi9834
      @redmi9834 7 місяців тому +165

      They were called night men. I read a story about the famous Harley Street in London and how the night men came very late at night to remove buckets of human waste from the cellars of those houses where it was stored in buckets with lids awaiting collection.

    • @Top5cring
      @Top5cring 7 місяців тому +68

      The real pooper scoopers

    • @EgnachHelton
      @EgnachHelton 6 місяців тому +104

      Basically cat litters for humans 😂

    • @manuellubian5709
      @manuellubian5709 6 місяців тому +8

      Where was Hadramaut?

  • @esh4165
    @esh4165 2 місяці тому +35

    Brings a whole new meaning to the term, “poop chute” 🤭

    • @its_taps
      @its_taps Місяць тому +1

      It actually doesn't ŕëțäŕd, where the fçk do you think it came from?!

    • @kenroberts9082
      @kenroberts9082 Місяць тому

      Your birth canal you little $#@!.🤣😂🤣😂

    • @ninaa_luciic
      @ninaa_luciic 17 днів тому

      ​@@its_tapschill out

  • @jochenstacker7448
    @jochenstacker7448 Місяць тому +10

    When the King overdid it on beans again, they called it The Horn of Gondor.

  • @lustwaffe9000
    @lustwaffe9000 9 місяців тому +885

    Imagine the toilet breaking and you fall 40 feet deep into shit.

    • @amateruss
      @amateruss 8 місяців тому

      Definitely a shitty situation.

    • @gabrielgamer4458
      @gabrielgamer4458 6 місяців тому +86

      Worst way to die for sure (not accounting for painfulness, just how disgusting it would be)

    • @Jadeykins
      @Jadeykins 6 місяців тому +30

      New fear..unlocked?

    • @EggdogGuy
      @EggdogGuy 6 місяців тому

      ​​@@gabrielgamer4458 youd probably get infections from falling ass-first into shit if you didnt die from the fall

    • @LoveLee_Dreamer
      @LoveLee_Dreamer 6 місяців тому +60

      Most of the chutes wouldn't be large enough for a human body to fit in, but I'm sure some of them were. What a bloody nightmare that would be.

  • @RyneTheNinja
    @RyneTheNinja 7 місяців тому +2174

    Shittin in the winter was probably a cold ass shit

    • @Munakas-wq3gp
      @Munakas-wq3gp 6 місяців тому +73

      it still is, many summer/winter cabins here use outhouses which are naturally unheated. At -30C using one is a chilling experience.

    • @sadboygreggy
      @sadboygreggy 6 місяців тому +53

      _Literally_

    • @pete6705
      @pete6705 6 місяців тому +59

      Only the people in castles had toilets. I think everyone else just went behind a tree

    • @dolphsantitho5301
      @dolphsantitho5301 5 місяців тому +12

      🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @ericochoa4271
      @ericochoa4271 5 місяців тому +24

      You get to watch it steam though. That's pretty cool.

  • @SkipsenPB
    @SkipsenPB Місяць тому +11

    My brain: I wonder who was the last person to shit down that tube

    • @pahom2
      @pahom2 Місяць тому +6

      Most likely it was used very recently by some drunk keeper who said Hold my beer.

    • @SkipsenPB
      @SkipsenPB Місяць тому +4

      @@pahom2 Lmao

  • @ked4
    @ked4 2 місяці тому +8

    "He must be a king"
    "How can you tell?"
    "He hasn't got shit all over him"

    • @gregaldr
      @gregaldr Місяць тому +1

      Am I really the only person who got the MP reference lol

  • @georgewashington8121
    @georgewashington8121 9 місяців тому +1637

    Imagine you being a guard and patrolling the castle, only to hear shit fall on your head 💀

    • @Webberjo
      @Webberjo 9 місяців тому +73

      You wouldn't be patrolling right up next to the wall though.

    • @unrealtalk516
      @unrealtalk516 9 місяців тому +29

      @@Webberjoyou would be if you were this comment though

    • @ceke
      @ceke 8 місяців тому +5

      @@Webberjoit leads to the mote

    • @theldraspneumonoultramicro405
      @theldraspneumonoultramicro405 8 місяців тому +16

      why would you patrol outside the wall in the moat?

    • @GhostofJamesMadison
      @GhostofJamesMadison 8 місяців тому +3

      London resident pre 1900 lived that life.

  • @willm678
    @willm678 5 місяців тому +1964

    Imagine shitting, then waiting a couple seconds, and then hearing it splat against the ground

    • @sanabdullah8808
      @sanabdullah8808 5 місяців тому +78

      Bruh 💀💀💀

    • @saptorshibiswas2802
      @saptorshibiswas2802 5 місяців тому +19

      How was the josh!🎉

    • @user-fm4tw9sh1e
      @user-fm4tw9sh1e 5 місяців тому +28

      с такой высоты все должно сгорать в атмосфере.

    • @megataurus7779
      @megataurus7779 5 місяців тому +64

      Funnily enough,I think that would give me great pleasure,yes I know I'm weird

    • @user-jy1vm1kj6b
      @user-jy1vm1kj6b 5 місяців тому +27

      Лучше нет красоты, чем посрать с высоты.

  • @WisomofHal
    @WisomofHal 2 місяці тому +7

    Moss seems the most logical choice 😂

  • @kenmauge8032
    @kenmauge8032 2 місяці тому +4

    The screaming dude had me😂

  • @sub7se7en
    @sub7se7en Рік тому +1947

    Imagine walking past and just seeing a royal turd fall out the wall.

    • @rkang6531
      @rkang6531 Рік тому +17

      *past

    • @sub7se7en
      @sub7se7en Рік тому +5

      @@rkang6531 Hek is past

    • @rkang6531
      @rkang6531 Рік тому +7

      @@sub7se7en *walking past

    • @sub7se7en
      @sub7se7en Рік тому +15

      @@rkang6531 faces pass and I'm homebound 🎵 da na na na na na na 🎵

    • @jonathantan2469
      @jonathantan2469 Рік тому +64

      If it's gold in colour, it means a Lannister is in the castle...

  • @I-serve-you-tea
    @I-serve-you-tea 5 місяців тому +618

    I cant imagine how loud those fart echoes were.

    • @typo1345
      @typo1345 2 місяці тому +38

      those shafts really are like amplifiers aren't they lmfao

    • @manishmishra6858
      @manishmishra6858 2 місяці тому +7

      😂😂

    • @parisamariam4721
      @parisamariam4721 2 місяці тому +6

      Underrated comment 😂

    • @captain_britain
      @captain_britain 2 місяці тому +5

      That is a HILARIOUS thought

    • @Ram1rez601
      @Ram1rez601 2 місяці тому +16

      A long fart probably sound like a Honda.

  • @talkaboutwacky
    @talkaboutwacky 2 місяці тому +3

    Imagine having really bad diarrhea and then falling through the toilet hole ten stories to your death

  • @johnemanuele8695
    @johnemanuele8695 Місяць тому +2

    Imagine being the plumber opening that clogged drain..lol

  • @AllenHanPR
    @AllenHanPR Рік тому +1569

    Imagine inviting your friends over and they say. "Cornelius your castle smells like shit."

    • @thetoyodacar2264
      @thetoyodacar2264 Рік тому

      But the good part was that all of their castles smelled like shit

    • @WanderingLoner1
      @WanderingLoner1 Рік тому +37

      💀💀💀

    • @asmerX100
      @asmerX100 Рік тому +151

      nah..it smell like shit all over the country, so they probably wouldnt notice the smell

    • @j.whiteoak6408
      @j.whiteoak6408 Рік тому

      @@asmerX100
      İf that's your opinion of England, then I hope you left - and that you never plan on stepping foot here again for as long as you live! Same goes for everyone who liked your comment.

    • @digitalcamaro9708
      @digitalcamaro9708 Рік тому +50

      ​@@asmerX100 that shit make me so glad I was born in this age

  • @zelayadivina
    @zelayadivina 10 місяців тому +828

    “Why is everyone getting sick?!”

    • @Tom-ul3gb
      @Tom-ul3gb 9 місяців тому +50

      “ What’s That Smell ? “

    • @Dante-Moonwalk
      @Dante-Moonwalk 9 місяців тому +32

      "What do you mean they entered the castle?"

    • @xTROLLINGx
      @xTROLLINGx 9 місяців тому

      @@Tom-ul3gb a popular saying for men in the 1700 hitting it from the back.

    • @999waves
      @999waves 9 місяців тому +3

      What would your options be back then?

    • @BigWalka
      @BigWalka 9 місяців тому

      Maybe the fungi moss they wiped their ass with

  • @Filay_124
    @Filay_124 Місяць тому +2

    Imagine how bad the walls of the outside smelled

  • @inhibitor5052
    @inhibitor5052 Місяць тому +4

    If someone accidentally falls in it 💀

    • @pahom2
      @pahom2 Місяць тому +1

      If someone intentionally falls in it

  • @promontorium
    @promontorium Рік тому +1769

    On London Bridge there were public toilets, rooms that hung over the side of the bridge, so everything went straight into the river.

    • @inisipisTV
      @inisipisTV Рік тому +240

      Yup, and the Thames is biggest sewer. (The great Stink in the early Victorian)

    • @CinderedSilver
      @CinderedSilver Рік тому +260

      one word: cholera

    • @Manu-Official
      @Manu-Official Рік тому +85

      Since brexit all rivers are contaminated again.

    • @khushiU369
      @khushiU369 Рік тому +9

      ​@@inisipisTVis or was?

    • @redlight3932
      @redlight3932 Рік тому +44

      ​@@CinderedSilver just stay as far from the 14th century as you can 😂

  • @wildlove9253
    @wildlove9253 7 місяців тому +2641

    Use Toilet paper ❌
    Use Water ✅

    • @MHShah17
      @MHShah17 6 місяців тому +203

      Even now, that's true, toilet paper always misses a spot, a good rinse, even if it gets shit on other areas (which gets washed off anyways) gets a more thorough clean.

    • @PyroGothNerd
      @PyroGothNerd 6 місяців тому +53

      ​@@MHShah17I don't have a bidet installed (I bought one a while back) so I use baby wipes

    • @YourCapyBro_windows95_3DPipes
      @YourCapyBro_windows95_3DPipes 6 місяців тому +39

      Use water? Well....ugh. God seems so messy ! you can't wash off feces with water unless it's with soap
      I need my TP! Kind of a must-have. I do try to use as little as necessary.

    • @marcg2106
      @marcg2106 6 місяців тому

      I use to feel the same way until I got my first bidet...
      ​@@YourCapyBro_windows95_3DPipes

    • @AgentFortyse7en
      @AgentFortyse7en 6 місяців тому +96

      How about you use both?

  • @IMSLAYYYY
    @IMSLAYYYY 28 днів тому +2

    Imagine taking a dump then someone just walked up one of those

  • @pnto6887
    @pnto6887 2 місяці тому +4

    Water does they use water i think we try to forget that old practice

  • @Mamapikas_thick_shlong
    @Mamapikas_thick_shlong 3 місяці тому +1791

    “Woah what a nice cas-“
    *Shit falls out of it*

    • @kinggamer_15
      @kinggamer_15 2 місяці тому +35

      💀

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 2 місяці тому +25

      “Crap castle,” the locals call it. They say the ruler is a despot, but revolts have been unsuccessful; the castle is unassailable…
      *until now.* 🚽

    • @FallenBird-rs8zn
      @FallenBird-rs8zn 2 місяці тому +6

      Bald kurapika

    • @TaigaShaman
      @TaigaShaman 2 місяці тому +2

      HahahahHahaha

    • @Mamapikas_thick_shlong
      @Mamapikas_thick_shlong 2 місяці тому +2

      @@hobomike6935 FOUL😭But nice comentary

  • @cyrinyx
    @cyrinyx Рік тому +1647

    Imagine just minding your own business near the castle walls and someone's shit falls on your head💀💀

    • @thescentofsoil.436
      @thescentofsoil.436 Рік тому +19

      😂

    • @miloradvlaovic
      @miloradvlaovic Рік тому +151

      Man the outside of the castle must have stank like he*l at least occasionally 😅

    • @YourEverydayGuy2
      @YourEverydayGuy2 11 місяців тому +16

      ayyy same pfp

    • @cyrinyx
      @cyrinyx 11 місяців тому +15

      @@YourEverydayGuy2 my brother

    • @cyninbend
      @cyninbend 11 місяців тому +26

      They knew better. Some young guy's job must have been to bury it occasionally.

  • @karlbjorkquist7489
    @karlbjorkquist7489 10 місяців тому +1106

    Medival Castle Painter: "We are painting the castle brown."
    Everyone: "Why?"
    Medieval Castle Painter: "Trust me."

    • @SansUndertal3
      @SansUndertal3 9 місяців тому +5

      95 likes and only 1 comment? Let m-
      (No I’m not that guy)

    • @randallnapier8055
      @randallnapier8055 9 місяців тому

      Lol

    • @Art.and.Hamsters
      @Art.and.Hamsters 9 місяців тому

      @@SansUndertal3 Lol, I replied that on another vid before this 😛

    • @trollingboy9729
      @trollingboy9729 9 місяців тому

      @@SansUndertal3yes yoo are

  • @1.2.1.0.R.I.O
    @1.2.1.0.R.I.O Місяць тому +1

    I remember having a book when I was a kid with illustrations of big structures and vehicles... I always remembered the castle one and had the sections exposed and had drawing of people doing their business

  • @Moonliightartist
    @Moonliightartist Місяць тому +2

    Wow, no clogging whatsoever!!

  • @EazzyZer0
    @EazzyZer0 Рік тому +4983

    The average modern human lives better than the kings at that time

    • @AverageAlien
      @AverageAlien Рік тому +482

      the average peasant back then was wealthier and had more freedom than average middle class today

    • @sircharlesross537
      @sircharlesross537 Рік тому +941

      @@AverageAlien ?? we’re talking about peasants during the dark ages??

    • @AverageAlien
      @AverageAlien Рік тому +137

      @@sircharlesross537 no such thing as the "dark ages" bud

    • @sircharlesross537
      @sircharlesross537 Рік тому +646

      @@AverageAlien oh come on you know what I’m talking about.
      Still doesn’t explain your claim that peasants in medieval times were better off than humans today.
      Unless you’re trolling, then it went way over my head

    • @emad3241
      @emad3241 Рік тому +624

      @@AverageAlien yeah, peasants back then never had to deal with age related sicknesses, probably due to the fact they die early due to treatable infections and stuff

  • @MeetThaNewDealer
    @MeetThaNewDealer Рік тому +753

    Indoor plumbing is criminally underrated

    • @jonathantan2469
      @jonathantan2469 Рік тому +47

      It is. You can thank it for the rise in human life expectancy.

    • @ALLw3rk
      @ALLw3rk Рік тому +40

      I think he meant *taken for granted* instead of *underrated* but the point still has value.

    • @matthewvaughan8192
      @matthewvaughan8192 Рік тому +16

      @@ALLw3rk I mean they’re essentially the exact same thing to anyone who doesn’t have a weird hang-up with words like ‘overrated’ and ‘literally’

    • @jonathanturbide2232
      @jonathanturbide2232 Рік тому

      One of the dumbest comments ever seen on UA-cam.

    • @blackened872
      @blackened872 Рік тому +7

      I think it was Jordan Peterson that made the point, Plumbers have saved more people than doctors.

  • @ItsAMiiCurrenOfficial
    @ItsAMiiCurrenOfficial Місяць тому +1

    “Sir, it appears that shit is dropping out of that castle.”
    “No shit, Sherlock.”

  • @D.D.I537
    @D.D.I537 Місяць тому +1

    Imagine dropping your medieval phone. 💀

  • @joshg2603
    @joshg2603 Рік тому +711

    “Ah shit, jimmy’s fell down the toilet again”

  • @greasylimpet3323
    @greasylimpet3323 Рік тому +1030

    One more reason not to swim in the moat!

    • @ricktherrien8235
      @ricktherrien8235 Рік тому +67

      Also made it nasty so no one would go across and invade.
      Well they could but they would get covered in shite and grey water lol

    • @alohasnackbar3544
      @alohasnackbar3544 Рік тому +62

      Thats why when u were wounded and fell into the moat, ur fate is sealed.

    • @totonacapon7375
      @totonacapon7375 Рік тому +45

      i saw a documentary once about life in that period, and they used the moat water to clean their bedsheets and other clothes...they just filtered the water with a basket and some coal and used that water. Also they cleaned the bedsheets by (no pun intended) beating the shit out of them with a slab of wood atached to some pulleys. The name of the channel is Absolute History

    • @greasylimpet3323
      @greasylimpet3323 Рік тому +21

      @@totonacapon7375 Tony Robinson should give a demo of the technique! Really it's hard to believe they didn't know that would be bad for you. You can understand using the river, it's washing away, but stagnant moat water... 🤮

    • @rustomkanishka
      @rustomkanishka Рік тому +30

      Who needs crocodiles. The stench and disease would have been ebough.

  • @EiGay
    @EiGay Місяць тому +1

    Now, just imagine how weird is a medieval skibidi toilet

  • @Voice_Ai
    @Voice_Ai Місяць тому +1

    Truly a “shit I dropped my phone” moment

  • @esmeesilverman9856
    @esmeesilverman9856 Рік тому +284

    makes you appreciate modern day plumbing

    • @Allyfyn
      @Allyfyn 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@4345gheethe Romans even had the first firefighters

  • @ARDG89
    @ARDG89 Рік тому +821

    so basically you needed to own a castle. got it!

    • @trogdor8764
      @trogdor8764 Рік тому +108

      Yup pooping without a castle was illegal

    • @ARDG89
      @ARDG89 Рік тому +82

      @@trogdor8764 no wonder life expectancy was so short!

    • @Grim2
      @Grim2 Рік тому +11

      @@trogdor8764 It was in London.
      Which unleashed the plague... 8[

    • @bfboobie
      @bfboobie Рік тому +32

      I mean they probably went in outhouses or just behind a tree or bush, maybe in a latrine or wherever you can find privacy when nature calls.

    • @Emppu_T.
      @Emppu_T. Рік тому +7

      oathouses

  • @Coyote1.618
    @Coyote1.618 19 днів тому +1

    The funny part is there's no restroom around that area but the medieval crapper there.

  • @Galatack
    @Galatack 11 днів тому +1

    I will always remember that Johnny English moment 😅

  • @nicolathonathan770
    @nicolathonathan770 9 місяців тому +831

    I think this is where the word “Ass-ass-in” came from. 😂😂😂

    • @GhettoVato
      @GhettoVato 9 місяців тому +32

      Glad I’m not the only one that thought that😂 Ezio really grips onto those with his bare hands 😭🤢

    • @iinRez
      @iinRez 9 місяців тому +37

      Holy shit you nailed it.
      No pun intended.

    • @civilwildman
      @civilwildman 9 місяців тому +50

      Actually, the word comes from the Arabic word “Hashashin,” which is in relation to a group of Shia Muslim Ismaili people. They were infamous for committing murder - including for hire - for the sake of political gain during the Middle Ages.

    • @mikelagarratesta8089
      @mikelagarratesta8089 9 місяців тому +12

      @@civilwildmanyou know that was a joke right? No one cares about how smart you are trying to look. 😂

    • @circusbabysclaw7545
      @circusbabysclaw7545 9 місяців тому +7

      ​@@civilwildmanI know i usually appreciate these corrections but why did you have to ruin the joke 💀

  • @CanalMix69
    @CanalMix69 Рік тому +1214

    The fact that some random guy painted someone's ass is wonderful

    • @MrNinja543
      @MrNinja543 Рік тому +54

      You would love Christian paintings or Roman statues

    • @gr8myndmuzic
      @gr8myndmuzic Рік тому +7

      LOL

    • @fuz5567
      @fuz5567 Рік тому +11

      and the finger gun too

    • @bobjelIy
      @bobjelIy Рік тому +17

      I fail to grasp the image I'm wondering if those are a pair of knees but then that hand would have to be someone else's getting that out of the way it now looks like some weird Kamasutra position upward pointed butt but the hand still does not match

    • @ciroarmendariz8941
      @ciroarmendariz8941 Рік тому

      If you look closer it seems there are two asses

  • @neonenour892
    @neonenour892 2 дні тому +1

    Same in roman times. Rome has still toilets (or what is left of them) in the walls 3rd century AD.

  • @Javihabitomber_
    @Javihabitomber_ 2 місяці тому +2

    Imagine unintentionally standing under that while someone is doing their business💀

  • @projecth4x267
    @projecth4x267 5 місяців тому +546

    The only rule in those restrooms is "don't fall in"

    • @user-ry3br5qd2j
      @user-ry3br5qd2j 5 місяців тому +3

      ИХ ПОДНИМУТ СО СЛУГАМИ ХОДЯТ МОЖЕТ НЕДОНЕСУТ ОБДРИЩЕТСЯ ПОТОМ ОТТИРАТСЯ СОЛОМОЙ СЕНОМ ГДЕ ОНИ СЕНО ЗИМОЙ НАЙДУТ НА АЛЬБИОНЕ😢😮😅🎉😂

    • @chopskie117
      @chopskie117 2 місяці тому

      ​@user-ry3br5qd2j bro what 💀

    • @Kronos.Saturn
      @Kronos.Saturn 2 місяці тому

      @@user-ry3br5qd2j STOP SCREAMING

  • @hotcelegs
    @hotcelegs 6 місяців тому +594

    You know it's time to clean the toilet when you feel the splash

    • @ericmamleev
      @ericmamleev 5 місяців тому +2

      ​*Friends, I did 11 one arm pull ups, please support me* *.*

    • @GrumpyLemur
      @GrumpyLemur 5 місяців тому

      🤢

    • @MW-wq4zk
      @MW-wq4zk 5 місяців тому +2

      Agreed. Mr.Crapper invented the flushing toilet, his name should be celebrated not used in the other way :/.

    • @naggersgonnanag
      @naggersgonnanag 3 місяці тому

      🤣

    • @sages101
      @sages101 3 місяці тому

      ​@@ericmamleev no.

  • @TheSpaceMomma
    @TheSpaceMomma Місяць тому

    Great info. I’ve learned more from this channel than I remember from school

  • @Pintorina1
    @Pintorina1 2 місяці тому

    Pile 2 he’s in my dreams lately a lot. Will see he needs to step forward. Thanks!

  • @Chuck127100
    @Chuck127100 Рік тому +457

    Hearing the echo of farts while passing by 💀

    • @RagingRugbyst
      @RagingRugbyst 10 місяців тому +31

      I'd be super extra about it. "Hear the thunderous wrath of the pagan god Zeus" RRIP.

    • @as-zm8pt
      @as-zm8pt 10 місяців тому +4

      that call echonomical

  • @omd2533
    @omd2533 6 місяців тому +1615

    Bro how you die?
    "I die falling in the toilet"

    • @Munakas-wq3gp
      @Munakas-wq3gp 6 місяців тому +34

      It's surprisingly common to die from a cracked water closet cutting up your leg arteries, actually.

    • @mguire9932
      @mguire9932 6 місяців тому +13

      Bro pooped himself put

    • @Yohanan552
      @Yohanan552 6 місяців тому +4

      Lol falling six stories

    • @BoxStudioExecutive
      @BoxStudioExecutive 6 місяців тому +20

      Erfurt Latrine Disaster.
      On 26 July 1184, at an assembly of various nobles and dignatories of the Holy Roman Empire, the floor collapsed and people fell into the latrine cesspit below, leading to the death of 60 people by drowning, suffocation, or trauma from the fall or collapsing debris.

    • @Yohanan552
      @Yohanan552 5 місяців тому +9

      @@BoxStudioExecutive I've never been so horrified and amused before. That REALLY must have been a sight. Imagine the clean up

  • @inmydarkesthour2278
    @inmydarkesthour2278 Місяць тому +2

    The poop that must have been running down the walls and the smell omg so nasty

  • @mattsherrill9950
    @mattsherrill9950 Місяць тому

    Reminds me of Johnny English when he has to climb up through and then all the men pooping flush at the same time 😂

  • @MightyGreedo
    @MightyGreedo Рік тому +441

    The splash back at that height must have been devastatingly powerful.

  • @tieoneon1614
    @tieoneon1614 9 місяців тому +282

    That painting of the arse just hanging out the wall killed me, LOL.

    • @lindaloe
      @lindaloe 9 місяців тому +15

      LOL 😆 🤣 😂!! I Thought That Looked Like An Arse, Butt I Wasn't Sure!!😂

    • @goldfishPACIFIER
      @goldfishPACIFIER 9 місяців тому +13

      i think thats two arses

    • @simplyyellow6240
      @simplyyellow6240 9 місяців тому +15

      I thought that was a Knee.

    • @dirtylittledoe
      @dirtylittledoe 8 місяців тому

      Ass not arse

    • @Mangsaab1954
      @Mangsaab1954 8 місяців тому +3

      ​@@simplyyellow6240....two knees

  • @WhittyWhitts
    @WhittyWhitts 2 місяці тому +5

    Were there Skibidi Toilets in medieval times?

  • @CalamityHillMusic
    @CalamityHillMusic 2 місяці тому +1

    0:05 i think that guy read the instructions the wrong way.

  • @Grnfinger
    @Grnfinger 10 місяців тому +140

    I will never bitch about my tiny bathroom again.

    • @rellepainite
      @rellepainite 8 місяців тому +2

      You and me both, buddy

  • @yannisgouras4482
    @yannisgouras4482 Рік тому +772

    Imagine standing outside the castle wall and hearing someone absolutely just rip one like it's the morning after Taco Tuesday

    • @Loc-Nar73
      @Loc-Nar73 11 місяців тому +12

      Not Wednesday Wet Ones 😮

    • @Allyfyn
      @Allyfyn 10 місяців тому +17

      I will never understand all these taco jokes

    • @iowafarmboy
      @iowafarmboy 10 місяців тому +22

      ​@@Allyfynsame. I get it's a joke, but tacos have never given me "the sh*ts". I don't get it either.

    • @Twink6629-lg3te
      @Twink6629-lg3te 10 місяців тому +8

      @@iowafarmboyyou ain’t had tacos done right then bro

    • @WitchKing-Of-Angmar
      @WitchKing-Of-Angmar 10 місяців тому +18

      ​@@Twink6629-lg3te Typically and in everyway, this is commonly known as your body flushing out dangerous components to save you. So no, that is a taco done extremely wrong. That's half way to an upset stomach.

  • @MagicNash89
    @MagicNash89 20 днів тому

    Respect to all medieval humans who had to live that age through

  • @cheeseballs3825
    @cheeseballs3825 Місяць тому +1

    I'm so grateful I was born after toilet paper was widely adopted.

  • @littlemister96
    @littlemister96 10 місяців тому +227

    Imagine hearing a loud scream from inside the castle, then diarrhea shoots out of that hole

  • @necondy117
    @necondy117 5 місяців тому +405

    just remember, that hundreds of years ago roman empire already had an canalisation system in their cities

    • @roughwalkers
      @roughwalkers 2 місяці тому +17

      And look how that turned out

    • @zerotwoisreal
      @zerotwoisreal 2 місяці тому

      and at the same time africans were still living in mud huts

    • @banalebanane8792
      @banalebanane8792 2 місяці тому +17

      Yeah in their biggest City thanks to slaves. And the medieval society needed that shit to fertilize the fields.

    • @AlexanderK9519
      @AlexanderK9519 2 місяці тому +54

      ​@@banalebanane8792tell me a city without slaves back then including africa middle east asia america

    • @dakotastein9499
      @dakotastein9499 2 місяці тому +12

      Bare in mind the early middle ages were feudal times ,castles and keeps were constantly attacked and destroyed...so why put in the extra effort?

  • @mopkins5039
    @mopkins5039 2 місяці тому +1

    I think there should be a guaranteed detective and a guaranteed impersonator who are unable to hurt each other unless they are the last two alive.

  • @bossname3928
    @bossname3928 Місяць тому +1

    This reminds me of Johnny English 😂😂

  • @ferrisxlove
    @ferrisxlove Рік тому +432

    I couldn’t imagine walking down the street and see a whole butt sticking out of a wall releasing turds. I sure am glad I’m around today and not back then.

    • @TheBlueboy7777
      @TheBlueboy7777 Рік тому +42

      Its called "appreciation"

    • @octipuscrime
      @octipuscrime Рік тому +56

      Would have been good target practice to throw stones at rofl

    • @renezimmer5509
      @renezimmer5509 Рік тому +53

      But that wouldnt have happened if you would walk down the street of a medieval city.
      People didnt just shit on the streets with their ass hanging out the window.

    • @rollorollyrolla9568
      @rollorollyrolla9568 Рік тому +1

      ​@@octipuscrime lmao😂😂😂

    • @Make-Asylums-Great-Again
      @Make-Asylums-Great-Again Рік тому +59

      Visit modern-day San Francisco. You will spot people releasing themselves on sidewalks, parks, roads, everywhere except a toilet.

  • @teeteeme5752
    @teeteeme5752 5 місяців тому +223

    The stench in the castle must be something else.

    • @Stranger_In_The_Alps
      @Stranger_In_The_Alps 2 місяці тому +21

      You get used to it. I keep jugs of poo and pee in my room during long video game sessions and it doesn’t bother me anymore

    • @buak809
      @buak809 2 місяці тому +89

      @@Stranger_In_The_Alps bro what the fuck

    • @Stranger_In_The_Alps
      @Stranger_In_The_Alps 2 місяці тому +18

      @@buak809 I can’t let my team down during a raid. A bathroom break means crushing defeat

    • @daveeaster1061
      @daveeaster1061 2 місяці тому +4

      ⁠@@Stranger_In_The_Alpsyour lucky UA-cam is sensitive

    • @derricklangford4725
      @derricklangford4725 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@@daveeaster1061yes they are 😒

  • @BlackPoisonGamez
    @BlackPoisonGamez Місяць тому

    Imaging walking past admiring a castle back then and out of nowhere some shit just come speeding towards your head like it was on a roller coaster 😂

  • @NawiIdem-vl7jd
    @NawiIdem-vl7jd 2 місяці тому +1

    Yeah that's how Jhonny english get inside the castle.

  • @johnnyegerhardt1109
    @johnnyegerhardt1109 Рік тому +184

    Henry VIII had a velvet cushioned seat and a servant known as the Gentleman to the Privy Chamber to wipe his bottom. It was a coveted position since the Gentleman to the Privy Chamber had access to the king without interruption or being overheard. These gentlemen could be bribed to make suggestions to the king for favors.

    • @justmike9556
      @justmike9556 11 місяців тому +60

      It was a coveted position??? "Mom said it's my turn to wipe the kings ass, let me have a turn!" 💀💀💀

    • @johnnyegerhardt1109
      @johnnyegerhardt1109 10 місяців тому +33

      @@justmike9556 , I know. It's amazing what people will do to gather favors.

    • @nationeer
      @nationeer 10 місяців тому +14

      The og toilet talk

    • @Cenentury0941
      @Cenentury0941 10 місяців тому +21

      Imagine you grab a bit of toilet paper and it starts suggesting socioeconomic reforms

    • @kristalsea
      @kristalsea 9 місяців тому +4

      Nah, I’ll pass on that job. 🙅🏽‍♀️

  • @Genes-hb7jo
    @Genes-hb7jo Рік тому +732

    Fun fact. The medieval toilets was the inspiration for the layout of New Jersey centuries later.

    • @Bluemudphoenix
      @Bluemudphoenix Рік тому +12

      Hey! As a new jersian I resent that! We are a different breed tho lol

    • @xvrrecords
      @xvrrecords Рік тому +7

      @@Bluemudphoenix nah he’s right. i got a front row seat.

    • @mohammedkhan5344
      @mohammedkhan5344 Рік тому +3

      Fun fact: I'm sitting on a toilet right now

    • @1TrueGod
      @1TrueGod Рік тому +1

      😅 Thousands of years before European dark age, India had the most complex sewage system.😅

    • @xvrrecords
      @xvrrecords Рік тому +3

      @@1TrueGod i think he’s calling new jersey a medieval toilet. not giving them credit for anything lmao

  • @Lariso_con.pollo.
    @Lariso_con.pollo. 2 місяці тому +1

    Imagina a un tipo loco entrando desede abajo creyendo que es una chimenea, intenta limpiar hasta arriba con un palo y se lo termina encajando en todo el culete

  • @maggienbob1304
    @maggienbob1304 Місяць тому

    The sound effects are hilarious!

  • @DirtyTurtle67
    @DirtyTurtle67 Рік тому +206

    Human history is full of dignified moments like this.

    • @it.is.mario.
      @it.is.mario. Рік тому

      Your and my ancestors used to burn their kids so that God will be pleased and he can make rain happen

    • @zacmumblethunder7466
      @zacmumblethunder7466 Рік тому +3

      Most of the English archers at Agincourt had no trousers on because they'd got diarrhoea from the funny foreign food.
      Edmund Ironside was stabbed up his back end by an assassin in the latrine shaft.

    • @jeffw2228
      @jeffw2228 Рік тому

      No 💩.

    • @Big-BossX
      @Big-BossX 11 місяців тому +2

      *european history

    • @thatoneguyfromthatoneplace9515
      @thatoneguyfromthatoneplace9515 11 місяців тому +2

      @@Big-BossX Yes, because everywhere else had modern plumbing since the dawn of time

  • @grimble4564
    @grimble4564 Рік тому +313

    Moss actually makes phenomenal toilet paper. Obviously not when it's dry, but fresh moss is like luxury toilet paper.

    • @Soul_Flow_
      @Soul_Flow_ Рік тому +7

      You should use it

    • @nobodydoesithalfasgoodasyou
      @nobodydoesithalfasgoodasyou Рік тому +19

      I only use dry, better purchase and less insects

    • @joannot6706
      @joannot6706 Рік тому +6

      I never used moss as TP but I can tell it's a bad idea just like I can tell using a sponge as tp is a bad idea, the shape is just all wrong.

    • @Daniel-js2dk
      @Daniel-js2dk Рік тому

      Ok moss shitter

    • @fr9714
      @fr9714 Рік тому +30

      Nothing beats water. Even today

  • @jedihljones8574
    @jedihljones8574 Місяць тому +1

    So thats where "Did you fall in?"
    Came from! I bet people did or snuck through such. Interesting