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  • @Jamesgalc-gs8wu
    @Jamesgalc-gs8wu 4 місяці тому +531

    Lol @ the disgust in Artosis voice about how dumb this 2700 protoss is 😂😂😂

    • @FlymanMS
      @FlymanMS 4 місяці тому +50

      Not even Flash is free from the bane of Ladder Toss aping

    • @AimRobot
      @AimRobot 4 місяці тому +10

      Paid actor :D

    • @fmega8609
      @fmega8609 4 місяці тому +40

      The sheer disdain for the two poor zealots being sacrificed was pretty funny

    • @ingodubingo
      @ingodubingo 4 місяці тому +53

      RT needs to watch out not having his stream persona bleed into his casting persona 😂

    • @fangedcow12345
      @fangedcow12345 4 місяці тому +59

      Arty went from professional casting to professional disgust and cursing in about eight seconds. Absolutely hilarious

  • @ttobbattam
    @ttobbattam 4 місяці тому +87

    17:01 Rare guest appearance from ArtosisCasts' evil twin ArtosisTV.

  • @LurkingLarper
    @LurkingLarper 4 місяці тому +124

    The sheer amount of contempt towards the Toss player was unexpected and hilarious at the same time. Easy throw, gg and thanks for the timely cast as always

    • @georgedyerguitar
      @georgedyerguitar 4 місяці тому +7

      Yes, this is the most I've ever laughed during an Artosis cast

  • @tima4772
    @tima4772 4 місяці тому +194

    Artosis for first 15min: 😊😇🤗🤔😌
    Artosis for last 2min: 🤨 😮‍💨😡🤬😞

    • @user-ee6vr8nf6e
      @user-ee6vr8nf6e 4 місяці тому +10

      yeah but in the last words you can hear him chuckle about his own rage :) See you next time

    • @tima4772
      @tima4772 4 місяці тому +5

      @@user-ee6vr8nf6e sure, I've just wanted to exaggerate a bit on how passionate he is about Flash's games, so there was even an emotional "rollercoaster" 😅 Which is great btw, I do enjoy all his recent videos.

    • @amd098
      @amd098 4 місяці тому

      Perfectly imbalanced as all things should be.

  • @timfuhrmann9058
    @timfuhrmann9058 4 місяці тому +39

    i love how this toss made arty so angry, his caster persona shattered and he became his true self for the rest of the replay lmao

    • @Materialist39
      @Materialist39 4 місяці тому +1

      It’s a deeper anger because he clearly respects this Protoss enough to give nuanced praise to his decisions throughout most of the game. That last attack was treacherously bad, like his trust has been shattered after watching what looked like a Sunken Defense wave of goons.

  • @oldscoolest
    @oldscoolest 4 місяці тому +177

    In an alternate universe, Flash’s chat is saying “Artosis would have won”

    • @seanoneal8611
      @seanoneal8611 4 місяці тому +1

      No way. They'd be saying "Artosis would have lost"

    • @TheFixer-rq9tj
      @TheFixer-rq9tj 4 місяці тому +6

      But spelled "would of". Because you must write it the wrong way.

    • @avinotion
      @avinotion 4 місяці тому +3

      @@TheFixer-rq9tj I feel physical pain when I write "would of"'. Ow, that hurt.

    • @TheFixer-rq9tj
      @TheFixer-rq9tj 4 місяці тому +1

      @@avinotion yes it does hurt my friend 😂

  • @briancorbett3600
    @briancorbett3600 4 місяці тому +42

    Flash: My main effort is siege tanks, therefore I'm going to slowly push my tanks into a sieged position with overlapping arcs of fire. My faster moving vultures will lay mines well in front of this siege line, creating an obstacle laden killzone, ensuring my most powerful splash damage units are supporting each other and efficiently punishing any enemy troop movements. Supporting this with Goliaths will tax my opponents micro by forcing him to keep careful control of his observers, buying me time to finish my upgrades and factories, therefore putting me in an advantageous position, should my opponent attack.
    Toss: Alright times up lets do this LEEROOOOOY JENKINSSS!

    • @lycomedes
      @lycomedes 4 місяці тому +3

      Toss: DURR HYAHH WE MAX STRONK WE GO A MOVE

    • @DerGully
      @DerGully 4 місяці тому

      At least he had chicken.

  • @cho0onger456
    @cho0onger456 4 місяці тому +115

    RT watching Flash a-moving into a 2700 Protoss barcode ape is like having his big brother beat up the local playground bully. 15:50

    • @Figgy20000
      @Figgy20000 4 місяці тому +13

      Artosis would have taken his 3rd base at 14 minutes, had half the army supply, and the Toss would have rolled him.

    • @GahloWake
      @GahloWake 4 місяці тому +5

      @@Figgy20000 Been a while since I watched his stream, is he actually getting to a 3rd against P now?

    • @omuploii
      @omuploii 4 місяці тому

      Terran doesn't A-move. That's Protoss/Zerg special ability

  • @uglyfish7292
    @uglyfish7292 4 місяці тому +55

    Artosis' professional facade slips as he's faced with the utter hubris of a protoss barcode ape coinflip at 2700 against Flash of all people, honestly understandable

  • @johndoe-rq1pu
    @johndoe-rq1pu 4 місяці тому +55

    Toss has analyzed Flash’s game and knows that at the 15 minute mark in about 70% of games he likes to get up and brew a latte. Good meta call and impeccable timing to attack then, just bad luck that this was one of the 30%.

    • @jakubdabrowski5216
      @jakubdabrowski5216 4 місяці тому +33

      If Flash was afk he would still win this engagement

    • @Tootbook
      @Tootbook 4 місяці тому +2

      This made me lol

  • @bobjackson4287
    @bobjackson4287 4 місяці тому +124

    "You can't even make this sh1t up"

  • @christopherbui7315
    @christopherbui7315 4 місяці тому +35

    "What are you even fucking thinking?"
    You can feel the rage when Artosis loses to bad play.

  • @leqeque7383
    @leqeque7383 4 місяці тому +99

    This is the first time i hear Tosis trash talking players he casts, wow
    Hell i don't even remember him cursing on this channel, lmao

    • @Rocker-1681
      @Rocker-1681 4 місяці тому +9

      It's rare, but it does happen. The cursing, anyways. Not sure I can recall any trash talk on ArtosisCasts.

    • @ATOQ777
      @ATOQ777 4 місяці тому +8

      ​@@grigorsamsa6564Lol bcuz of a couple of swears, you recommending the channel to children? (just fkn with you btw)

    • @arivald6677
      @arivald6677 4 місяці тому +1

      He shouldn't trashtalk people that beats him easily. Now if he ever encounter this protoss players chat will remind him of this video very painfully.

    • @StrangeAttractor1
      @StrangeAttractor1 4 місяці тому +3

      There was another one. A TvZ where the Z player just throw away Zerglings to attack the incoming Marine Medics. Artosis was totally and rightfully in shock at how awful that play was, especially in a tournament level

    • @leqeque7383
      @leqeque7383 4 місяці тому

      @@StrangeAttractor1 who won tho

  • @Figgy20000
    @Figgy20000 4 місяці тому +34

    I made a comment last video where he would cut an SCV to build one more marine and hold the push easily next time.
    This game, he did EXACTLY that

    • @ATOQ777
      @ATOQ777 4 місяці тому +1

      Big brain 🧠

  • @gundarsdzerve711
    @gundarsdzerve711 4 місяці тому +17

    "It's not even in the theory of playing arbiters"
    My amusement, arty never ceases to produce.

  • @Tootbook
    @Tootbook 4 місяці тому +52

    15:00 you literally cannot attack into this.
    2700 mmr protoss: "hyuh hyuh hurrrrrr"

    • @Ziegfried82
      @Ziegfried82 4 місяці тому +8

      Leeeeeroooooyy Jeeeeenkiiiiiins!

    • @gasstationpeanuts1814
      @gasstationpeanuts1814 4 місяці тому +6

      He could have used an ounce of strategy by recalling into Flash's base and then clown the GOAT by using stasis at the chokepoint behind Flash's natural to block off reinforcements, but instead loses over 50 supply in 10 seconds by a-moving into mines & siege tank lines. They need to have a separate Special ASL for protoss with a golden helmet as the grand prize.

    • @janpaulbusch1437
      @janpaulbusch1437 4 місяці тому

      The protoss had to spite artis call. It does not want to listen to that stupid underdeveloped terran.
      PROTOSS DO
      WHAT THEY WANTZ

  • @janpaulbusch1437
    @janpaulbusch1437 4 місяці тому +6

    It's somewhat bewildering to hear artosises alter egos (professional caster and rambling gamer) mix like that

  • @chairs-dimension
    @chairs-dimension 4 місяці тому +18

    Flash did something artosis can never do against protoss: build a third command center

  • @sachib
    @sachib 4 місяці тому +65

    10:57 - you scared the poor Probe 😂

    • @FlymanMS
      @FlymanMS 4 місяці тому +12

      “Okay dude chill, no need to yell at me geesh”

    • @janpaulbusch1437
      @janpaulbusch1437 4 місяці тому +1

      I can't prove this logically but i actually believe that Artosis made that probe build the nexus.

    • @sachib
      @sachib 4 місяці тому

      @@janpaulbusch1437 It is obvious that Artosis is a fifth-dimensional being and that his thoughts and body can travel through time

    • @lashs5311
      @lashs5311 4 місяці тому +1

      Damn that was so funny lmao

  • @brazilstreets7955
    @brazilstreets7955 4 місяці тому +23

    I think the Protoss player had some food delivery at his door, needed to end the game quick…

  • @jakubdabrowski5216
    @jakubdabrowski5216 4 місяці тому +32

    Such an ape move. Looked like he gave the keyboard to his 3 years old brother to play

  • @nen2955
    @nen2955 4 місяці тому +16

    5:25 and 15:02 if you're just here for Artosis showing utter contempt for Protoss players

  • @iqless7313
    @iqless7313 4 місяці тому +18

    He didn't even have zealot legs when he sent all of those zealots into the tank line

    • @Tootbook
      @Tootbook 4 місяці тому +6

      He didnt want an unfair advantage

  • @AltereggoLol1
    @AltereggoLol1 4 місяці тому +9

    15:00 "I'm gonna do what's called a protoss gamer move"

  • @SplashJohn
    @SplashJohn 4 місяці тому +8

    That was a hilarious ending. I don't think I've ever seen Artosis show so much disgust in what he was seeing.

  • @g_eddie
    @g_eddie 4 місяці тому +18

    5:25 Streamer RT popped out for a bit there

    • @distantlights3510
      @distantlights3510 4 місяці тому +5

      Oh you haven't seen it yet...

    • @FlymanMS
      @FlymanMS 4 місяці тому +5

      Also the first F-bomb in a while. RT casts are becoming more relaxed and casual.

  • @riuoku
    @riuoku 4 місяці тому +11

    This sad "see you next time" hit hard...

  • @GypsumGeneration
    @GypsumGeneration 4 місяці тому +5

    I'm the worst living brood war player and i whisper-screamed "WHAT" when he threw away that army so loud the whole doctors office looked at me

  • @vincentauronward347
    @vincentauronward347 4 місяці тому +20

    I love the honesty from Artosis's cast. There was no attempt to try to keep the tension up about it still being a super close game. Just pure honesty and disdain towards the mistakes.

  • @Zym-d5q
    @Zym-d5q 4 місяці тому +12

    That was hilarious. GG, thanks for casting Arty!

  • @davidclay3737
    @davidclay3737 4 місяці тому +4

    Dude totally underestimated how much supply and how good of a defense Flash had setup on that attack. I bet it works on the ladder 90% of the time.

  • @tohothewriter8002
    @tohothewriter8002 4 місяці тому +11

    I believe that attack onto such a heavily sieged up tank line got instantly punished and fake JangBi will remember the sting of that mistake for a very long time. If he wanted to scout anything, a single zealot would've done the job just fine, and clear out some mines in the process as a bonus.
    FLASHCASTS BESTCASTS!!!

    • @Capris9x
      @Capris9x 4 місяці тому +2

      He had observers there as well.

    • @lycomedes
      @lycomedes 4 місяці тому +1

      Nah he will just whine about terran being "OP".

  • @PixelLuffy
    @PixelLuffy 4 місяці тому +3

    That last attack from Protoss was beautiful. I am inspired.

  • @Tungar111-mv2hw
    @Tungar111-mv2hw 4 місяці тому +8

    15:11 Streamer Artosis briefly bleeding into caster artosis

  • @fangedcow12345
    @fangedcow12345 4 місяці тому +23

    2700 Protoss:
    => Spend 600+ minerals & 600+ gas building, researching, and producing arbiters.
    => Spends all that effort to stasis 3 tanks.
    => A-Move entire Gateway Army into a tank spread.
    =>GG.
    => TESAGI TESAGI TESAGI!

    • @Ziegfried82
      @Ziegfried82 4 місяці тому +2

      I mean Arty was right all along when the toss was so stupid as to attempt a second run by. Maybe that toss is a super clean macro/micro player but his strategic thinking is non existent.

    • @albert4860
      @albert4860 4 місяці тому

      Tesagi.

  • @mattthemaddogdollar
    @mattthemaddogdollar 4 місяці тому +4

    Yess.. yesss... let the hate flow through you.

  • @ThisNameIsBanned
    @ThisNameIsBanned 4 місяці тому +10

    Pretty sure protoss had a stroke here, that explains it.

    • @niamhleeson3522
      @niamhleeson3522 4 місяці тому +3

      I'm pretty sure they come like that from the protoss factory.

  • @TheRealSykx
    @TheRealSykx 4 місяці тому +14

    Artosis while casting: "This is a 2700 protoss player, really really strong"
    Artosis while playing: "This protoss is a brain dead idiot"

    • @Figgy20000
      @Figgy20000 4 місяці тому +2

      Don't worry he says that about the 2700 Terrans as well when they beat him 5 games in a row :)

  • @railenmiles
    @railenmiles 4 місяці тому +1

    Yeah the dood just wanted a chill non sweaty game.
    He threw when he knew it wasnt gonna be it

  • @DerpHerper
    @DerpHerper 4 місяці тому +4

    I love that this cast is brought down at the end by Artosis suffering the curse of ladder Protoss. Will he ever escape?

  • @tyvoyt75
    @tyvoyt75 4 місяці тому +16

    If you aint goonin, you aint livin

  • @Gloriath1
    @Gloriath1 4 місяці тому +1

    This episode was peak comedy in so many regards.

  • @l4unchp4dgaming38
    @l4unchp4dgaming38 4 місяці тому +1

    Best video of 2024 on this channel.

  • @AntonyWest
    @AntonyWest 4 місяці тому +1

    Artosis personally offended on how the Protoss played there

  • @FlymanMS
    @FlymanMS 4 місяці тому +3

    Yay, another video on FlashtosisCasts.

  • @phoenixlich
    @phoenixlich 4 місяці тому +2

    2700 protoss goes maximum ape unga bunga into L

  • @Up2Me-h2z
    @Up2Me-h2z 4 місяці тому

    Keep up the good stuff arty. Really enjoy this casting channel and even tho i started sc in 99 i still learm something new virtually every vid i see.

  • @DeliriumSC
    @DeliriumSC 4 місяці тому +1

    Damn. I just downloaded some replays from that ID hoping it was him. Even shared my excitement to my kid lol

  • @lifenote1943
    @lifenote1943 4 місяці тому

    This has to be one of the best casts on this channel lmao! keep it up

  • @qcdoomqc
    @qcdoomqc 4 місяці тому +2

    Hahahahahaha that was one of the biggest throw I’ve ever seen wtf was that

  • @ObeliskM
    @ObeliskM 4 місяці тому +1

    That reaver killed dozen of workers. And even escaped. What a hero.

  • @Baldodeathmetal
    @Baldodeathmetal 4 місяці тому +1

    I like to watch the game of the starcraft when the artosis says the words.

  • @Armisael4321
    @Armisael4321 4 місяці тому

    I said in the previous video that Flash was testing the limits of Upgrade Terran to try to break the meta and not just shake off his ring rust, and how his build wasn't fully optimized yet to win without player diff. This game right after the last one proves that he truly is called The Ultimate Weapon for a reason. Man requeued, immediately adjusted the build to have one more fact early to counter the inevitable Toss attack, and snapped his opponent like a twig even before ikmyeonggosu aped out and a-moved. The A-Move attack is honestly just IKMG cracking under the pressure of 'oh shit it's FUCKING FLASH and he has me dead!!', I think. The inevitable ending to getting roundly outclassed by the best player of all time. I'm SO excited to see Flash in ASL again, he's gonna blow things UP.

  • @burst8213
    @burst8213 4 місяці тому

    He was so frustrated, I was exactly saying the same thing.... I love this game and have been playing since 05

  • @SamBElevenC
    @SamBElevenC 4 місяці тому

    That Flash pathing on the barracks SCV 😂… I’d be steaming if I was Arty

  • @nickcc3065
    @nickcc3065 4 місяці тому +4

    15:05 Protoss player in a nutshell

  • @logan27000
    @logan27000 4 місяці тому

    Appreciate the Flash games, please keep them coming daily!!!

  • @VoiDukkha
    @VoiDukkha 4 місяці тому +1

    some of these flash games you casted, it feels like flash is just not interested in a quick win, but instead wants to play the game out, even if he had a good push timing

  • @veidro
    @veidro 4 місяці тому +3

    Stream Artosis really leaking into this one lmao

  • @mateuspopoff
    @mateuspopoff 4 місяці тому +2

    "you just dont spread everything over 20 sieged mode tanks with tons of mines in front of them" hahahahah truestory

  • @moralessanchezoscarelias6412
    @moralessanchezoscarelias6412 4 місяці тому +1

    Being completely fair to that player, A move is a strategy that works just fine most of the time.

  • @DangerDucking
    @DangerDucking 4 місяці тому +2

    Well that escalated quickly...

  • @Shemhazai7
    @Shemhazai7 4 місяці тому +1

    Artosis went to brush his teeth after casting this one lol

  • @janpaulbusch1437
    @janpaulbusch1437 4 місяці тому

    It's a hardhold life for us, it's a hardhold life! *melodic humming*

  • @Shield_Battery
    @Shield_Battery 4 місяці тому +1

    Anyone else run it back to get the F-Bomb count? Almost thought I slipped into an SC2 cast at the end. With the salty intro for Fake JangBi, we should have seen this coming.
    I like the old school forward rax simcity with CC as part of wall before bunker & tank.

  • @ProxyGateTactician
    @ProxyGateTactician 4 місяці тому +3

    YES Flashcasts posts again!

  • @CouveTJ
    @CouveTJ 4 місяці тому +2

    What a throw!

  • @sulik682
    @sulik682 4 місяці тому

    15:00 LOL Arty has never aped that hard during casting before, truly a rough attack

  • @cl8804
    @cl8804 4 місяці тому +1

    10:17
    aaaaaaaaaaaaand it's gone
    never change, toast

  • @brandonwells9151
    @brandonwells9151 4 місяці тому +1

    This is the best version of artosis lol

  • @UnknownGh0st
    @UnknownGh0st 4 місяці тому +1

    gAPEway man 2700 Protoss strikes again and apes in army in entrenched Terran position smh 🤦‍♀️

  • @TheRealSykx
    @TheRealSykx 4 місяці тому +1

    Bringing a lot of streamer energy in this cast

  • @rosselliott6515
    @rosselliott6515 4 місяці тому +1

    Waiting for flash figuring out how to shut down shuttle/reaver harass with optical flare.

  • @basilman121
    @basilman121 4 місяці тому +1

    Thats the first time I have heard Arty get angry on a professional cast on this channel. Damn. He was PISSED! In the last 2 years of listening to casts on this main casting channel, this is the first time I have heard him curse.

  • @maxwellstylez
    @maxwellstylez 4 місяці тому

    You know artosis recorded this cast right after a particularly frustrating day of laddering.

  • @bajsbrev4651
    @bajsbrev4651 Місяць тому

    15:13 we've found anti chills, what a cast

  • @albert4860
    @albert4860 4 місяці тому

    That "what?" at 15:04 sounds exactly like Anakin when hes denied the rank of Master.

  • @snealbli
    @snealbli 4 місяці тому

    5:41 DAMN Arti! Tell us how you _really_ feel! Don't hold back or anything 🤣🤣

  • @bc3f4a
    @bc3f4a 4 місяці тому

    5:08 Achilles *That's why no one will remember your name.*

  • @themanhands5599
    @themanhands5599 4 місяці тому

    you can feeeeeel Arty wanting to rip into Protoss players as an entire race after that failed attack.

  • @sandcat731
    @sandcat731 4 місяці тому

    Get as many Flash games as possible, Artosis. We need moar! Thx

  • @Longtimer49
    @Longtimer49 4 місяці тому

    i dont even play but was still flabbergasted at the protoss attack lol. my man got like 1 vulture and 1 tank for 15 zealots and 20 dragoons

  • @regionsbeyond7336
    @regionsbeyond7336 4 місяці тому

    Its good Flash is back cleaning up the ladder, single handedly!

  • @NaturalTvventy
    @NaturalTvventy 4 місяці тому +1

    Arty is having a hard time concealing his disdain for Protoss during his casts these days.

  • @kkahakusan5591
    @kkahakusan5591 4 місяці тому +2

    Maybe the protoss got a call, or needed to go elsewhere at the time; it's gotta be something like that 👀☕

  • @soulmask2781
    @soulmask2781 4 місяці тому

    We got a glimpse of stream Artosis with those bad protoss plays

  • @MrZebub
    @MrZebub 4 місяці тому

    This is the most animated commentary in a while.

  • @fancypants6062
    @fancypants6062 4 місяці тому +1

    lmao that ending oh my god

  • @swampybwoy
    @swampybwoy 4 місяці тому

    Artosis’ streamer rage came out when the zealots tried to run by the second time

  • @therealviceroy
    @therealviceroy 4 місяці тому

    Haha finally after years and years of Objective Artosis Casts we finally trigger him enough to show his true feelings on Protoss.

  • @szymonkluczyk2177
    @szymonkluczyk2177 4 місяці тому +1

    Are there only flying maps playable at the moment?
    If not - why?

  • @randomman057
    @randomman057 3 місяці тому

    LMAO, that attack at the end by our 2700 protoss player didn't kill a SINGLE siege tank!

  • @MercuryModder
    @MercuryModder 4 місяці тому

    lol Artosis is so happy that flash is back

  • @Samamurai
    @Samamurai 4 місяці тому

    Jangbi is a historically very good player. Almost inexplicable that he would attack into that position and throw so hard.

  • @TheInverseable
    @TheInverseable 4 місяці тому +2

    We need a protoss boot camp to get them back up to speed on basics

    • @Figgy20000
      @Figgy20000 4 місяці тому +3

      We need a Terran bootcamp to get them all making 7 minutes Command Centers. There is a reason Flash is the GOAT

  • @sachib
    @sachib 4 місяці тому +10

    Where is my "Hey guuuys!" :(

  • @BobfromSydney
    @BobfromSydney 4 місяці тому

    Guys, you don't understand, Jangbi had been reading the works of Alfred Lord Tennyson and he was inspired to re-enact the Charge of the Light Brigade here.

  • @sherrickthuesmunn657
    @sherrickthuesmunn657 4 місяці тому

    The alternate timeline in which instead of rolling through Belgium the Nazis decided to ape move into the Maginot line

  • @rikyspinjitsu
    @rikyspinjitsu 4 місяці тому +1

    LMAO ARTOSIS i love your hatred for this smooth brain yuppy .. i mean marble smooth. squeeky clean brain type of player. he aint like ruffles chips more like lays. my jaw dropped when he sent his army to the shredder. but i should have known, with that early 2 zelot suicide push 😂

  • @VolkannGul
    @VolkannGul 4 місяці тому

    Arto be like ; My eyes are bleeding while watching this.