0:58 The reason why this dude is married to Miku is kind of sad. Basically this guy’s coworkers bullied him so much to the point that he was traumatized from the harassment he had endured and he had to take an extended leave of absence from his job. During that time he developed an emotional attachment to Hatsune Miku due to the fact that a fictional character can't reject you.
0:58 This is Akihiko Kondo. He actually used to be interested in real women back in high school, but was rejected. He also had a really hard time at work because of how much he was getting bullied, eventually leaving his job. He’d find comfort from Hatsune Miku, the popular vocaloid girl who he later married. People were actually very supportive at his wedding that took place in 2018, and nowadays he lives a much better life. (She’s also my PFP-)
The man or bear debate is actually a interesting one. Most men pick man and most women pick bear. The creator if this question actually made a video about itexplaing the complexitys.
This question really just shows who has trauma, any girl who's been hurt by a guy will choose a bear because they are irrational and scared, while the normal and more confident people will choose the guy because well that's just the right choice
@@ZomboidManiaa bear has instincts for survival. They are directly from nature. While humans are from a society. Gender changes a few things, but we are still the same animal. Guys also get traumatized by girls falsely accusing them. A guy can also be... r-ped by girls. I think girls just overexagerate it. It does happen, but its not common.
@@ZomboidMania that's an oversimplification, but to help you understand, take this thought experiment. Imagine you Are black in 1870s deep south. you are alone in a forest. would you rather see two white men or one bear. hopefully this can help you better understand.
I mean, it also brings the question of « what bear? » and « what man? » . Because like, if I was a woman and you were forcing me to pick between one of those Syrian refugees who need to be taught about women's rights vs a grizzly bear, I'm taking the grizzly. Meanwhile, if it's your average man vs. a panda, it's the man.
@@J.W.S.Dthat’s the thing, the question is about a bear or a man. The point is that you don’t know who they are, it could be a normal guy or a serial killer. Think…if there was a bowl of candy, and some of them were poisoned, would you still take the chance??
2:23 it’s how the light shines, the dress is black and blue but when the light come in a special way your eyes can think that it’s originally light and don’t filter the light out or know it’s a artificial light and filter it out
@@cyberdemon6517Same, I’m Swedish and one time when I watched a science program about mainly internet stuff i saw THE ORIGINAL DRESS. I was surprised to see that it was in fact black and blue😅
0:15 2-D VS 3-D(girls) 2:05 The Dress(Blue/Black VS White/Gold) 2:26 Yanny & Laurel 2:46 Console Wars 3:46 Man VS Bear 4:50 Sitting or Standing 5:26 Wipe or Let It Crust 6:01 iPhone VS Android 7:04 Pineapple on Pizza 7:35 Weird Questions(Is water wet, etc…) 8:13 Are We in a Simulation? 8:43 Wheels or Doors? 9:31 Gay Son or Thot Daughter?
Gay son and thot daughter is weird cause would you rather have a embarrassment or just a child that’s gonna have a husband so basically a daughter but it’s a son
So Burdie Some people will see only what's in front of them and others will be much more affected by the context. What is happening with the dress photo is that our eye is either discounting the blue from the photo so we are seeing white and gold, or discounting the gold which results in seeing a blue and black dress.
10,000 stars, hand in hand, time boat, Miku brave frontier vortex boss bmg, can't make a song, quirky medley giga remix, giga remix ren and Len...and senbonzaku.. to name some of the elites ...really good sounding beats .
U forgot Messi vs Ronaldo TikTok vs UA-cam shorts vs instagram reels Drake vs Kendrick Should men pay in the first date Wired vs wireless headphones DOGS VS CATS
@@xhdgvdfh what is more usefull? Cats or dogs? Dogs because they help travel in north/south pole. Dogs are more playful while cats sleep. Dogs also bark when someone enters you home so, its good
3D women: -Real. Could be attarctive or not. 2D women: -Intentionally to be attractive. But not real. (Don't mind the Bocchi pfp. She's only 17, i wouldn't simp for a 17 years old. Besides, its Bocchie-Dwayne the Rock Johnson. Not Bocchie the Rock.)
8:45 idk if you eventually learn this in school (seventh grade currently) but it’s probably doors just for the fact that circuits are doors and a circuit board has likely hundreds before anyone’s like “bros wasting his time” I only know because I was doing research about computers
3:46 Man vs Bear, this comment is very long btw, it's a long explanation of what Man vs Bear means (To avoid any misunderstandings, SA stands for Sexual Assault, SH stands for Sexual Harassment) From what I know it isn't about survival since people including SA victims understand they have no chance against a literal bear, there's actually 2 versions of this 1. The basic one mentioned, just fun little question you can ask your friends about choosing survival 2. The one where we know we're gonna die with the bear, this one is often chosen by real SA victims, it isn't a "Maybe the man will do bad things so I won't risk it" nor a "Survival" situation this one just brings more attention to SA and people add their personal stories to it, sadly a huge amount of them including children, it's a "If you choose the bear you WILL die" and nothing about what the man will do if you choose him is mentioned instead his role is just stories of SA/SH/grommed victims, so it doesn't really involve 2 options, again, just a little thing victims have where they talk about their experiences, it's not about the chances of being attacked by a bear vs the chances of being attacked by a man A lot of examples with real comments for 2. for a clearer understanding are: "A bear stops at death" "The bear wouldn't convince a 6yr old to keep it a secret for another 6 years, while during those 6 years still do things to me here and there that after those 6 years I finally started realizing were considered assault." "A bear wouldn't be slow. A bear won't stare at you till you start covering yourself. Bears won't live in your house. Bears won't be your neighbours and bears definitely won't tell you that they still love you." "I would've had the courage to tell my mom that I was attacked by a bear" "A bear wouldn't tell me it was my fault for even being there." "A bear would end it quickly and would not tell me to keep it a secret." "People won't see me getting attacked by a bear and walk away laughing" "A bear wouldn't pin me against the wall asking to make out with me just because I was young and naive child" "a bear wouldn’t tell me to not tell anyone" "a bear wouldn't comment about my body while it eats me" "People would believe me when I told them a bear hurt me." "if i survived a bear attack, people would call me a warrior, not a wh0re" "Bears won't get mad when you say no 🤷♂" "A bear wouldn't ask an 8 yr old to send pics of her." "Killing me would be the least most worst thing a bear could do" "a bear would kill me because I'm a human. a man would kill me because im a woman" "My stepdad wouldn’t drive the bear to court after it attacked me" "The bear doesn’t think I’m “hot” when I cry" "Nobody's gonna say i can't be attacked by a bear because I'm a boy"
burdie / duck lore so far There are burds, ducks, and stick figure people living in harmony in the same universe. most stick figure people are white (like the color) and dont wear clothes unless shown otherwise. (like slash in the burdie art style, or any other stick figure shown wearing clothes as an example.) in one of burdies videos about tiktok trends, there is a girl looking outside to see a bird, which looks exactly like burdie but a different color. burdie acts like a person, while that bird was shown hopping around and acts like an actual bird. there are other burds and ducks in this universe, and they come in many colors. burds and ducks can grow hair in this universe. in the growing up as the fat kid video, burdie is shown being delivered by a stork, but in the ducks video about forgotten trends, he is shown doing the gangnam style in the womb. burdie and the duck have stick figure parents... are they adopted? the ducks full name is duck duckolo, where did he get his last name from? the duck also mentions the family bloodline, which is refered to as the duckolo bloodline. and when is shows members from this bloodline, it shows other ducks. there is a good chance that the duck was adopted by the stick figure parents based of this alone. the dorbol species (and other youtubers) exist in this universe. burdie and the duck use their wings as hands, and dont seem to be able to fly. burdie and the duck sometimes wear clothes, if so, how do they put them on? do their stick figure parents dress them? burdie's channel banner shows a burd house, which contains a burd civilization. the burdie / duck universe contains pop culture, brands, and celebrities like playboi carti. who are wurdie and duckie in relation to burdie and the duck? other family members? Wurdie videos surprisingly feature more burds in the videos, could this hint that wurdie lives in the burd society, and burdie was with the stick figures due to being adopted by them? if people and burds flirt with each other and gain crushes with each other.... do they hook up and have-
3:46 I choose bear but hear me out So the thing is, is with a bear all it would want you to do is get off it's territory not to mention the only way it could hurt you is it's claws and it's teeth and if you follow proper percussions (laying on your back, etc) " you actually have a decent chance of survival. While a man (well any humanism general) is more likely to have bad intentions and it is very likely has a weapon with could be a mele weapon of even a gun with you are definetly not surviving.
but then again, what's the chances a bear would attack you vs. a man? i think even to the extent people have bad intentions they don't generally just randomly kill people or whatever; there's usually some pre-existing reason for them to attack you, and a stranger isn't actually that likely to do anything. i'm pretty sure that 9 out of 10 murders, 9 out of 10 rapes, 9 out of 10 assaults and 9 out of 10 episodes of abuse are all premeditated and done to people whom the perpetrator already knows. the only thing i'd be worried about is if they try and rob me, since that's usually the most common crime to do to strangers [since it's the only one where you can get something out of strangers. i guess rape also fits into that category, but i'm pretty sure that since the motivations to do so are more complicated it still is done between 2 people who know one another.] crime in general is pretty rare and bears tend to act much more dangerously if they feel threatened or want to dispose of a human in their territory. all of that's to say, i choose man, personally.
why are you automatically assuming the man has bad intentions? It’s man or bear, not criminal or bear. (before you say anything no i’m not mad lol i just like debating)
@@g1393 I'm not assuming it because of man even if it was woman vs bear I'd still pick bear because why is a random human in the woods in the first place. It's just a random person (man or woman) out in the woods is waayyy more sus than a bear out in the woods
6:51 Androids are easier to use IMO. Especially with Side loading apps. I got both an iPhone and an Android. The debate is dumb. They both have their advantages.
Just saying that I'd rather much run into a bear in the forest and have to play dead to survive than run into a man in the forest. (I don't like social interaction)
Water makes things wet by touching it, so if water is touching itself then it is wet. When we talk about water, we're talking about a load of water molecules all touching eachother, therefore water is wet. Fight me.
If someone rejected me because "OoH aNdRoId SuCkS" i would: THROW HER IPHONE,BEND IT,HIT IT IN THE WALL,AND THROW IT IN THE TRASH Ok i think i might have gone too far with this but this stupid debate ruined dates and androids like leave them alone
3:47 the man Vs bear debate is based off statistical stuff. On the surface, it's obvious to pick the man, because they're human, bear is a bear, bear will eat you. However, there's a very heavy imbalance in assaults, of any type really coming from men. That's not to say that all men assault, but it's an imbalance for sure. And the question is intentionally proposed to women, because of that imbalance. There aren't places where you need to be cautious of women taking pictures down men's pants to the point where there are caution signs. There are no places where men are recommended never to travel without a trusted female guide to protect them from dangerous women. Again, plenty of people are actually good people, but due to how society developed, there is an intrinsical imbalance between the two, which gives valid concern for women. You're the one changing the hypothetical, not them. In the hypothetical situation of having to choose between a random man and a bear, it's good to note that 91-93% of adolescent SO's are men. Source: "This Internet Debate Is Making Men MAD" (FunkyFrogBait)
The only reason why I have an anime body pillow is to hug something while I sleep. I question my gender, so nobody would ever truly love me. And even if they did, I don't know if I could love them. The body pillow provides me with comfort. But it's something I can't really even tell anyone about because everyone immediately assumes I have an attraction to the character ir do weird things with it.
I find it weird that people asked strangers the man or bear question in public, because of the uncomfortable implications, like why would people want to think about that shit when they’re just trying to go about their day? especially if it brings up bad memories for the person being asked :(
3D or 2D: 3D (imagine choosing 2d) Drees: Blue & Black Yanny or Lauren: Yanny Console wars: I mean all of them are goated Man vs. Bear: Man (the easiest debate off all) Sitting or Standing: Standing Wipe or Let it crust: Wipe Iphone vs Android: Android Pineapple on pizza?: I mean i don't know it's not bad but it's also not good so i will say no Is water wet?: no Is cereal soup: yes Is hotdog sandwhich: American hotdog yeah but not european Are we living in simulation?: I don't know More wheels or doors: Wheels Gay son or thot daughter: Gay son (it's 1000x better than thot daughter)
7:20 in my experience works best with a meat lovers pizza or a pizza that has a lot of different meat types in general and it actually tastes pretty good, though everyone has different taste buds so who knows
I asked chatGPT if cereal was a soup and if hot dogs are sandwiches, here is the response: Me: is a hot dog a sandwich? ChatGPT: Whether a hot dog is a sandwich is another topic that generates varied opinions. According to the traditional definition of a sandwich, it consists of two pieces of bread with a filling in between. Here are the arguments from both sides: ### Arguments for Hot Dog as a Sandwich - **Structure**: A hot dog is typically served in a bun, which can be considered a form of bread, with the sausage (or hot dog) acting as the filling. - **Definitions**: Some broad definitions of a sandwich, like those from certain culinary experts or food authorities, include any food with a filling between two pieces of bread, which would encompass a hot dog. ### Arguments against Hot Dog as a Sandwich - **Culinary Tradition**: Hot dogs have a distinct culinary tradition and identity separate from sandwiches. They are often categorized alongside hamburgers rather than deli sandwiches. - **Bread Type**: The hot dog bun is a single piece of bread sliced open, which some argue differentiates it from sandwiches that use two separate slices of bread. ### Expert Opinions - The U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) describes a sandwich as "a meat or poultry filling between two slices of bread, a bun, or a biscuit," which could technically include hot dogs. - The National Hot Dog and Sausage Council (NHDSC) states that a hot dog is its own category and should not be classified as a sandwich. Me: is cereal a soup? ChatGPT: The classification of cereal as a soup is a topic of debate and largely depends on how one defines "soup." Typically, soup is defined as a liquid food made by boiling meat, fish, or vegetables in stock or water. Cereal, on the other hand, is a dish consisting of processed grains eaten with milk. While both cereal and soup involve a liquid component, the key differences lie in preparation and ingredients: - **Soup**: Usually involves cooking ingredients in a liquid to create a broth or stew. - **Cereal**: Involves pouring milk over ready-to-eat grains, with no cooking required. Given these distinctions, cereal does not fit the traditional definition of soup. However, from a purely abstract viewpoint, one might argue that cereal in milk shares similarities with cold soups like gazpacho, but this is more of a playful comparison than a culinary classification. 💀💀💀💀 who is reading this
I would like to say so much to many of these points and for this one i do 6:17 This is an outdated information, in the past iphones were known for the good quality, but by now, many other brands overtook them, like samsung. My friend is rich and has an Iphone 15 pro whatever (the newest and best one) we both made videos of the same thing, with the same thing you hold that makes the video stable (sorry i am from germany idk the word) and on the first sight it looked the same, but the colors were better on the iphone and the details on my samsung, they are equal, samsung has more mega pixels, but iphone has better colors. Here in Europe it is like 50/50 of what people have, and most people with an iphone in my class have an iphone x or 8. only some have 13 or smth.
I personally like Andriods because they're easy to use, and their chargers are pretty much universal. I'm using a chrome book charger as I type this. As for pineapple on pizza, I live it, but I guess is the fact that I grew up on it. Half the people I know that say it's disgusting never even tried it.
0:14 I feel like it is because 2D style and fictional drawings are more appealing to them, it has his own charm, not to say people are ugly. I just feel like people are lusted by the appealing artstyle
Okay, im truly convinced the internet is in the "recycled content era", this basically jokes a question is OLD and was relevant in the 2000s when being gay or promiscuous was career ending. Im talking about the days when Craigslist and buying pleasure was something you hid and was shunned for old.
"2D vs 3D" I prefer 2D animation rather than CGI, as most of the time CGI is straight ass like Berserk 2016, though there are some good CGI anime studios like Studio Orange. But overall, I still prefer 2D animation way more than 3D.
@@ZIMOU2014 but they also are similarly high in sugars as fruits are. the only thing that makes them a vegetable is their aroma and by extension their use case in the kitchen.
@@ZIMOU2014 the ones you buy fresh at the supermarket aren't because they're underripe on purpose to increase shelf life. but if you cook tomato paste or something to that effect down, because it's made with ripe tomatoes, and those tomatoes are also getting actively heated, the sugars come out. this is also true of raw tomatoes [if you get an heirloom variety. those tend to ripen better and those tomatoes tend to be noticeably sweet and have a deeper flavor than the conventional red ones from the produce section at a regular supermarket.] so, i guess i should clarify: the tomatoes you usually get at the supermarket aren't but if you grow your own or buy the more expensive type of tomatoes then yes it is.
For the man vs bear debate, i would choose bear (hear me out.) A worse thing a bear can do is attack, kill and/or eat you. A man or any human can do worse. I don't bother the bear and leave it alone, it will do the same. But a man can be unpredictable. You don't know his intentions or motives and i don't wanna risk being SA. I am very much aware that it's not all men but you won't know what kind of man it is, that's the point of the debate. Hell, the literal bible has talked about this. This may depend on some people's perspective but living with trauma of SA, CSA or anything sexual abuse related, is more painful than death. Having to live and cope with it can mess up a person and it can happen to anyone, man or woman. The last time i was left alone in a room with a guy didn't end up well. I was 5. A bear wouldn't tell me to keep quiet
Typically the reason for some people wanting anime girls over real women is because anime characters are written and designed to specifically appeal to the mans ideal of a woman (shes kind, physically attractive, submissive and patient, supportive). What these guys don't realize is in most of these kinds of relationships, like the fairy tale of the nuclear family. The man basically provided for everything. A lot of these guys want these fairy tale women, but they do not want to put the work in required to support her while she takes care of his family.
When you said 2D vs. 3D, I thought that you were talking about animation style and I thought thought that was a pretty good question and I was shocked that almost nobody was saying 2D. And then you clarified. Just why?
@@BestCountryEvr dude don’t you get it? The question is SUPPOSED to mean that would you rather get possibly r4ped or murdered by a strange man or be possibly killed by a bear (bears are far more predictable than men)
@@skyyberry That’s stupid. If you love the bear so much, then why don’t you go live with them? Don’t ask us males to come rescue you from them when they eat and RAPE you. I dare you. Bears are more predictable than strange men? Hahahahaha, they would eat you the second they encounter you. Also, why would you be with a stranger (man or woman) in the first place when you don’t even know them, especially un-prepared? I know perhaps the most important rule for being in a forest is to be bring a weapon like a knife or a gun. Also, where does America come into this? I guess you don’t like the fact that we are able to protect ourselves from both a strange man and a bear with our guns? Another question, do you think us males would rather be with a cougar or a strange human female? These debates are straight up retarded. If you think we would rather be with the former instead of the latter, then I don’t know what to tell you. Anyways, I don’t care about this stupid debate, so have a good day/night.
you ever hear of the case of the two men that faked a robbery before kidnapping a woman dragging her into the woods, stabbing her multiple times disemboweling her, and then when her leg twitched and they didnt think she was actually dead tried to cut her head off? she lived, she carried her guts in her hands and used one arm to keep her head attached, its a miracle she survived and its all because two men saw her as a toy to abuse, at the end of the day a bear cant do what was done to the women and girls of nanking, it cant do what 30+ men did to junko furata, a bear cant drug its wife and let over 60 men r@pe her because he got bored (more than 60 men were informed of the situation but none of them ever spoke out), a bear cant do what the leader of the ant hill kids/children of god/flds did, theres been many killers who have done that and worse, thats the fear, and most bear attacks never turn deadly. even zookeepers that work with them daily are more likely to be hurt or killed by many other animals before a bear shows up on the list
i like 2d characters because of Vivziepop's shows, and that's it. However, I like both 2d and 3d equally, as I am big into musical theater, as well as movies.
0:58 The reason why this dude is married to Miku is kind of sad. Basically this guy’s coworkers bullied him so much to the point that he was traumatized from the harassment he had endured and he had to take an extended leave of absence from his job. During that time he developed an emotional attachment to Hatsune Miku due to the fact that a fictional character can't reject you.
Damm, I might have to do the same thing. I’m joking though
Thats sad
I have a life sized Miku plush does it count as 3D
boo fucking hoo he has to go outside and talk to real women
@@2735angel oh hell nah, it’s a drawin of a lady on fabric, it’s 2d
I definitely prefer real women but in fairness 2D characters are intentionally designed to be attractive. It's not weird to think they look good.
its crazy how people beat it to 2d and even get 🧱🆙 to them
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pluh🗿🗿
bro nah look at spider gwen god damn
0:58 This is Akihiko Kondo. He actually used to be interested in real women back in high school, but was rejected. He also had a really hard time at work because of how much he was getting bullied, eventually leaving his job. He’d find comfort from Hatsune Miku, the popular vocaloid girl who he later married. People were actually very supportive at his wedding that took place in 2018, and nowadays he lives a much better life.
(She’s also my PFP-)
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@@ThenewSlimReaperikr
LMAO thank you 😅
@@allanaisawesome1465 you deserve to be the top comment, keep doing your thing.
One of the only people to do it without a generic or begging comment
The man or bear debate is actually a interesting one. Most men pick man and most women pick bear. The creator if this question actually made a video about itexplaing the complexitys.
This question really just shows who has trauma, any girl who's been hurt by a guy will choose a bear because they are irrational and scared, while the normal and more confident people will choose the guy because well that's just the right choice
@@ZomboidManiaa bear has instincts for survival. They are directly from nature.
While humans are from a society. Gender changes a few things, but we are still the same animal.
Guys also get traumatized by girls falsely accusing them.
A guy can also be... r-ped by girls.
I think girls just overexagerate it. It does happen, but its not common.
@@ZomboidMania that's an oversimplification, but to help you understand, take this thought experiment.
Imagine you Are black in 1870s deep south. you are alone in a forest. would you rather see two white men or one bear. hopefully this can help you better understand.
I mean, it also brings the question of « what bear? » and « what man? » . Because like, if I was a woman and you were forcing me to pick between one of those Syrian refugees who need to be taught about women's rights vs a grizzly bear, I'm taking the grizzly. Meanwhile, if it's your average man vs. a panda, it's the man.
@@J.W.S.Dthat’s the thing, the question is about a bear or a man. The point is that you don’t know who they are, it could be a normal guy or a serial killer. Think…if there was a bowl of candy, and some of them were poisoned, would you still take the chance??
5:21 Bro when you stand up your cheek clench together so it’s harder to wipe, while when you sit, they’re already spread for easy access
Same when you mate 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐
2:23 it’s how the light shines, the dress is black and blue but when the light come in a special way your eyes can think that it’s originally light and don’t filter the light out or know it’s a artificial light and filter it out
correct, i used to think the dress was white and gold until i saw it properly
@@cyberdemon6517Same, I’m Swedish and one time when I watched a science program about mainly internet stuff i saw THE ORIGINAL DRESS.
I was surprised to see that it was in fact black and blue😅
Yea I’ve seen both I thought it was some light thing
Not so fun fact: the guy behind the dress recently confirmed to have strangled his wife.
Everytime I see it I see it blue and black but in a few seconds It looks white and gold
4:20 I’d choose bear because it might have cocaine
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the timestamp lol
nice reference
Cocaine bear movie 💀
The man might also have cocaine
this burd is making our days
yup
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0:15 2-D VS 3-D(girls)
2:05 The Dress(Blue/Black VS White/Gold)
2:26 Yanny & Laurel
2:46 Console Wars
3:46 Man VS Bear
4:50 Sitting or Standing
5:26 Wipe or Let It Crust
6:01 iPhone VS Android
7:04 Pineapple on Pizza
7:35 Weird Questions(Is water wet, etc…)
8:13 Are We in a Simulation?
8:43 Wheels or Doors?
9:31 Gay Son or Thot Daughter?
its a lose lose situation if someone asks you gay son or thot daughter
We are in a simulation
Gay son and thot daughter is weird cause would you rather have a embarrassment or just a child that’s gonna have a husband so basically a daughter but it’s a son
2D vs 3D is wild can’t believe that was actually a debate
Dang burdie you really cooked up with this one
Shit just got uploaded
@@Rdr_glazer2x speed it
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@@Rdr_glazer 9:08 closest doors 🚪 what the F*ck
Burdie is funny
The worst one of all.. is debating which fictional character is cooler or stronger, smartest etc
''goku is strongest!!''
''nuh uh its squidward''
I hate the goku kids whenever that question is asked
Messi vs Ronaldo def apart of the worst debates of all time. Their fanbases take it way too seriously.
“Bro, King Orange is stronger!”
“Nuh uh, it’s George. He’ll get too curious on why King Orange is fighting him”
I get it’s a joke, but still
I always see nerdy Godzilla fans always debating on which Kaiju is stronger and it's just so cringe
Miku is canonically 16💀💀💀💀💀
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Too old
@@mariofart25alright mario fart wrap it up
Age of consent in most places
Even better
Dude I remember all these debates they took me back
The nostalgia is crazy
The crazier debates really be those Star Wars fans who argue over shit for 20 years.
True
Clone wars is pretty epic
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So Burdie Some people will see only what's in front of them and others will be much more affected by the context. What is happening with the dress photo is that our eye is either discounting the blue from the photo so we are seeing white and gold, or discounting the gold which results in seeing a blue and black dress.
7:48 I’d call those “is this a that?” Debates
"Miku is my anime waifu🤓"
Name 10 Miku songs💀
* waifu *
@@Stareditor24Google Translate: "dead"
10,000 stars, hand in hand, time boat, Miku brave frontier vortex boss bmg, can't make a song, quirky medley giga remix, giga remix ren and Len...and senbonzaku.. to name some of the elites ...really good sounding beats .
@@E.a.Z.S.e.n.Taint no way
@@goblinking4319 what? Have you listened to any of em?
“Is a cereal a soup” I have never thought of that before, NOW YOU GOT ME THINKING!
U forgot
Messi vs Ronaldo
TikTok vs UA-cam shorts vs instagram reels
Drake vs Kendrick
Should men pay in the first date
Wired vs wireless headphones
DOGS VS CATS
Dogs are better. Wait, I forgot about my pfp but still, dogs are better
@@Help_me_escape_from_basement never, cats are
@@xhdgvdfh what is more usefull? Cats or dogs? Dogs because they help travel in north/south pole. Dogs are more playful while cats sleep. Dogs also bark when someone enters you home so, its good
@@Help_me_escape_from_basement your right, but I still like cats more
The old classic: Mario VS Sonic
5:56 scientifimicly, a bidet is better at cleaning you than tp (i know i'm misspelling, but yea, it is true, so true)
Just wet the tp?
What does it feel good when it’s goes up my bum
@@PhukkyaFielings101a bidet genuinely changed my life
Is water dry, or is water wet?
You stole my last 2 brain cells
Wet
Wet
it's neither it's not classified as wet until it touches something.
Wet tf 😭
bro keep up you are making my day
3D women: -Real. Could be attarctive or not.
2D women: -Intentionally to be attractive. But not real.
(Don't mind the Bocchi pfp. She's only 17, i wouldn't simp for a 17 years old. Besides, its Bocchie-Dwayne the Rock Johnson. Not Bocchie the Rock.)
that right there spells it out. why marry something i can't touch or talk to?
As someone from outside of America, most of these debates seems like a regional thing rather than internet one 😅
I see a white and gold dress in the one picture and blue and black in the other ones 😭
Same
Not me
8:45 idk if you eventually learn this in school (seventh grade currently) but it’s probably doors just for the fact that circuits are doors and a circuit board has likely hundreds before anyone’s like “bros wasting his time” I only know because I was doing research about computers
That changes everything
7:08 tomatoes, bell peppers, and corn are all fruits and they’re decently common
Corn????
3:46 Man vs Bear, this comment is very long btw, it's a long explanation of what Man vs Bear means
(To avoid any misunderstandings, SA stands for Sexual Assault, SH stands for Sexual Harassment)
From what I know it isn't about survival since people including SA victims understand they have no chance against a literal bear, there's actually 2 versions of this
1. The basic one mentioned, just fun little question you can ask your friends about choosing survival
2. The one where we know we're gonna die with the bear, this one is often chosen by real SA victims, it isn't a "Maybe the man will do bad things so I won't risk it" nor a "Survival" situation this one just brings more attention to SA and people add their personal stories to it, sadly a huge amount of them including children, it's a "If you choose the bear you WILL die" and nothing about what the man will do if you choose him is mentioned instead his role is just stories of SA/SH/grommed victims, so it doesn't really involve 2 options, again, just a little thing victims have where they talk about their experiences, it's not about the chances of being attacked by a bear vs the chances of being attacked by a man
A lot of examples with real comments for 2. for a clearer understanding are:
"A bear stops at death"
"The bear wouldn't convince a 6yr old to keep it a secret for another 6 years, while during those 6 years still do things to me here and there that after those 6 years I finally started realizing were considered assault."
"A bear wouldn't be slow. A bear won't stare at you till you start covering yourself. Bears won't live in your house. Bears won't be your neighbours and bears definitely won't tell you that they still love you."
"I would've had the courage to tell my mom that I was attacked by a bear"
"A bear wouldn't tell me it was my fault for even being there."
"A bear would end it quickly and would not tell me to keep it a secret."
"People won't see me getting attacked by a bear and walk away laughing"
"A bear wouldn't pin me against the wall asking to make out with me just because I was young and naive child"
"a bear wouldn’t tell me to not tell anyone"
"a bear wouldn't comment about my body while it eats me"
"People would believe me when I told them a bear hurt me."
"if i survived a bear attack, people would call me a warrior, not a wh0re"
"Bears won't get mad when you say no 🤷♂"
"A bear wouldn't ask an 8 yr old to send pics of her."
"Killing me would be the least most worst thing a bear could do"
"a bear would kill me because I'm a human. a man would kill me because im a woman"
"My stepdad wouldn’t drive the bear to court after it attacked me"
"The bear doesn’t think I’m “hot” when I cry"
"Nobody's gonna say i can't be attacked by a bear because I'm a boy"
Exactly! The worse thing a bear could do is attack you and eat you. A human can do much worse than that
...being honest, I hate fighting.
0:58 we're doomed by this generation
Agreed
Facts
That guy’s 40. He was bullied badly as a kid so he turned to fictional characters
Miku is 16 btw
@@sourapple7474even worse
burdie / duck lore so far
There are burds, ducks, and stick figure people living in harmony in the same universe.
most stick figure people are white (like the color) and dont wear clothes unless shown otherwise. (like slash in the burdie art style, or any other stick figure shown wearing clothes as an example.)
in one of burdies videos about tiktok trends, there is a girl looking outside to see a bird, which looks exactly like burdie but a different color. burdie acts like a person, while that bird was shown hopping around and acts like an actual bird.
there are other burds and ducks in this universe, and they come in many colors.
burds and ducks can grow hair in this universe.
in the growing up as the fat kid video, burdie is shown being delivered by a stork, but in the ducks video about forgotten trends, he is shown doing the gangnam style in the womb.
burdie and the duck have stick figure parents... are they adopted?
the ducks full name is duck duckolo, where did he get his last name from? the duck also mentions the family bloodline, which is refered to as the duckolo bloodline. and when is shows members from this bloodline, it shows other ducks. there is a good chance that the duck was adopted by the stick figure parents based of this alone.
the dorbol species (and other youtubers) exist in this universe.
burdie and the duck use their wings as hands, and dont seem to be able to fly.
burdie and the duck sometimes wear clothes, if so, how do they put them on? do their stick figure parents dress them?
burdie's channel banner shows a burd house, which contains a burd civilization.
the burdie / duck universe contains pop culture, brands, and celebrities like playboi carti.
who are wurdie and duckie in relation to burdie and the duck? other family members?
Wurdie videos surprisingly feature more burds in the videos, could this hint that wurdie lives in the burd society, and burdie was with the stick figures due to being adopted by them?
if people and burds flirt with each other and gain crushes with each other.... do they hook up and have-
What
6:12 bro got baked into wurdie 💀
3:46 I choose bear but hear me out
So the thing is, is with a bear all it would want you to do is get off it's territory not to mention the only way it could hurt you is it's claws and it's teeth and if you follow proper percussions (laying on your back, etc) " you actually have a decent chance of survival. While a man (well any humanism general) is more likely to have bad intentions and it is very likely has a weapon with could be a mele weapon of even a gun with you are definetly not surviving.
It was better before you explained it
my ranked teammates
but then again, what's the chances a bear would attack you vs. a man? i think even to the extent people have bad intentions they don't generally just randomly kill people or whatever; there's usually some pre-existing reason for them to attack you, and a stranger isn't actually that likely to do anything. i'm pretty sure that 9 out of 10 murders, 9 out of 10 rapes, 9 out of 10 assaults and 9 out of 10 episodes of abuse are all premeditated and done to people whom the perpetrator already knows. the only thing i'd be worried about is if they try and rob me, since that's usually the most common crime to do to strangers [since it's the only one where you can get something out of strangers. i guess rape also fits into that category, but i'm pretty sure that since the motivations to do so are more complicated it still is done between 2 people who know one another.] crime in general is pretty rare and bears tend to act much more dangerously if they feel threatened or want to dispose of a human in their territory.
all of that's to say, i choose man, personally.
why are you automatically assuming the man has bad intentions? It’s man or bear, not criminal or bear. (before you say anything no i’m not mad lol i just like debating)
@@g1393 I'm not assuming it because of man even if it was woman vs bear I'd still pick bear because why is a random human in the woods in the first place. It's just a random person (man or woman) out in the woods is waayyy more sus than a bear out in the woods
6:51 Androids are easier to use IMO. Especially with Side loading apps. I got both an iPhone and an Android. The debate is dumb. They both have their advantages.
fun fact: the husband of the creator of the blue and black/ white and gold dress strangled her, happened pretty recently.
...tell me more?
Just saying that I'd rather much run into a bear in the forest and have to play dead to survive than run into a man in the forest. (I don't like social interaction)
Best argument for the bear
@@Faithfulfilled1 *Only good argument for the bear
All's fun and games until the bear looks like it has a sarcoline-coloured spot on its chest.
@@Faithfulfilled1 Or if it's a panda.
7:28
You are saved. Italians aren't coming for u.
Have you had Casu Marzu?
4:19 “The guy would do weird stuff” that is actual kinda foul to think of that first
Water makes things wet by touching it, so if water is touching itself then it is wet. When we talk about water, we're talking about a load of water molecules all touching eachother, therefore water is wet.
Fight me.
Great vid burdie keep up the good work ur editing is getting better and better
6:02 I'm going to say it right now: Android is way better than iPhone, and no one is ever going to change my mind.
lol same, and the camera quality is actually better than an iphone.
Same
If someone rejected me because "OoH aNdRoId SuCkS" i would: THROW HER IPHONE,BEND IT,HIT IT IN THE WALL,AND THROW IT IN THE TRASH
Ok i think i might have gone too far with this but this stupid debate ruined dates and androids like leave them alone
wsp burdie, i love your vids and it makes me happy. keep up the good work man
3:47 the man Vs bear debate is based off statistical stuff. On the surface, it's obvious to pick the man, because they're human, bear is a bear, bear will eat you. However, there's a very heavy imbalance in assaults, of any type really coming from men. That's not to say that all men assault, but it's an imbalance for sure. And the question is intentionally proposed to women, because of that imbalance. There aren't places where you need to be cautious of women taking pictures down men's pants to the point where there are caution signs. There are no places where men are recommended never to travel without a trusted female guide to protect them from dangerous women. Again, plenty of people are actually good people, but due to how society developed, there is an intrinsical imbalance between the two, which gives valid concern for women. You're the one changing the hypothetical, not them. In the hypothetical situation of having to choose between a random man and a bear, it's good to note that 91-93% of adolescent SO's are men. Source: "This Internet Debate Is Making Men MAD" (FunkyFrogBait)
The only reason why I have an anime body pillow is to hug something while I sleep. I question my gender, so nobody would ever truly love me. And even if they did, I don't know if I could love them. The body pillow provides me with comfort. But it's something I can't really even tell anyone about because everyone immediately assumes I have an attraction to the character ir do weird things with it.
5:07 burdle has stomach inside a stomach?!?!?!?!?
HOW
@@The_scratcher_thescratchIdk
Biggest debate Burdie or chains fr🔥🚨🚨🔥
burdie or duck 🗣️🔥
burdie no competition lmao
Thats like comparing a shitty copy of Degenerocity vs a shittier copy of Degenerocity
imagine marrying Hatsune Miku
*Marrying
bro edited the comment and still didn't fix the mistake💀
I find it weird that people asked strangers the man or bear question in public, because of the uncomfortable implications, like why would people want to think about that shit when they’re just trying to go about their day? especially if it brings up bad memories for the person being asked :(
3D or 2D: 3D (imagine choosing 2d)
Drees: Blue & Black
Yanny or Lauren: Yanny
Console wars: I mean all of them are goated
Man vs. Bear: Man (the easiest debate off all)
Sitting or Standing: Standing
Wipe or Let it crust: Wipe
Iphone vs Android: Android
Pineapple on pizza?: I mean i don't know it's not bad but it's also not good so i will say no
Is water wet?: no
Is cereal soup: yes
Is hotdog sandwhich: American hotdog yeah but not european
Are we living in simulation?: I don't know
More wheels or doors: Wheels
Gay son or thot daughter: Gay son (it's 1000x better than thot daughter)
the 2d vs 3d debate, the only time i hear about that is people wanting disney to go back to making 2d movies
Fr the 2d girls were hotter
7:20 in my experience works best with a meat lovers pizza or a pizza that has a lot of different meat types in general and it actually tastes pretty good, though everyone has different taste buds so who knows
8:09 *the ocean is a soup!!!!!!*
True
I asked chatGPT if cereal was a soup and if hot dogs are sandwiches, here is the response:
Me: is a hot dog a sandwich?
ChatGPT: Whether a hot dog is a sandwich is another topic that generates varied opinions. According to the traditional definition of a sandwich, it consists of two pieces of bread with a filling in between. Here are the arguments from both sides:
### Arguments for Hot Dog as a Sandwich
- **Structure**: A hot dog is typically served in a bun, which can be considered a form of bread, with the sausage (or hot dog) acting as the filling.
- **Definitions**: Some broad definitions of a sandwich, like those from certain culinary experts or food authorities, include any food with a filling between two pieces of bread, which would encompass a hot dog.
### Arguments against Hot Dog as a Sandwich
- **Culinary Tradition**: Hot dogs have a distinct culinary tradition and identity separate from sandwiches. They are often categorized alongside hamburgers rather than deli sandwiches.
- **Bread Type**: The hot dog bun is a single piece of bread sliced open, which some argue differentiates it from sandwiches that use two separate slices of bread.
### Expert Opinions
- The U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) describes a sandwich as "a meat or poultry filling between two slices of bread, a bun, or a biscuit," which could technically include hot dogs.
- The National Hot Dog and Sausage Council (NHDSC) states that a hot dog is its own category and should not be classified as a sandwich.
Me: is cereal a soup?
ChatGPT: The classification of cereal as a soup is a topic of debate and largely depends on how one defines "soup." Typically, soup is defined as a liquid food made by boiling meat, fish, or vegetables in stock or water. Cereal, on the other hand, is a dish consisting of processed grains eaten with milk.
While both cereal and soup involve a liquid component, the key differences lie in preparation and ingredients:
- **Soup**: Usually involves cooking ingredients in a liquid to create a broth or stew.
- **Cereal**: Involves pouring milk over ready-to-eat grains, with no cooking required.
Given these distinctions, cereal does not fit the traditional definition of soup. However, from a purely abstract viewpoint, one might argue that cereal in milk shares similarities with cold soups like gazpacho, but this is more of a playful comparison than a culinary classification.
💀💀💀💀 who is reading this
"It a doll dude"
-joseph 2019
Hotdogs are not sandwiches but burgers are.
yup cuz a sandwich is food between 2 pices of bread and a hotdog is connected so its only one piece of bread
Yep
@@Flamingosareswag one piece?!
@@elated_pearl yeas a hotdog i piece of bread are you tripping
Hotdogs are part of the taco/burrito family
Me when i saw 2d vs 3d.
Me thinking oh movies.
Me then realizing its about something else
1:40 there was someone with a quest 2 playing during P.E. like what the actual heck is wrong with him
“I don’t understand how you could put fruit on pizza! Fruit and sauce!”
Tomato sauce?
You perfectly know it's been a debate aswell for wether or not the tomato is a fruit
Water is wet bruh. It makes itself wet, and I refuse to compromise lmao
I would like to say so much to many of these points and for this one i do 6:17 This is an outdated information, in the past iphones were known for the good quality, but by now, many other brands overtook them, like samsung. My friend is rich and has an Iphone 15 pro whatever (the newest and best one) we both made videos of the same thing, with the same thing you hold that makes the video stable (sorry i am from germany idk the word) and on the first sight it looked the same, but the colors were better on the iphone and the details on my samsung, they are equal, samsung has more mega pixels, but iphone has better colors. Here in Europe it is like 50/50 of what people have, and most people with an iphone in my class have an iphone x or 8. only some have 13 or smth.
3:30 unfortunately, I was THAT person during 2017-2019.
4:50 i got a fcking temu ad
"i got a fcking topic"
I personally like Andriods because they're easy to use, and their chargers are pretty much universal. I'm using a chrome book charger as I type this.
As for pineapple on pizza, I live it, but I guess is the fact that I grew up on it. Half the people I know that say it's disgusting never even tried it.
Fun fact: Water makes itself wet because you need about 20 molecules for it to behave like a liquid
i would just answer gay son cause i don't want my daughter to have a higher body count than the austrian painter with a mustashe
I'm surprised bro didn't mention flat earthers bro
They aren’t considered debates, just bad theories no one believes except those people.
Tomato paste came from a fruit for Hawaiian pizza 💀
0:14 I feel like it is because 2D style and fictional drawings are more appealing to them, it has his own charm, not to say people are ugly. I just feel like people are lusted by the appealing artstyle
Okay, im truly convinced the internet is in the "recycled content era", this basically jokes a question is OLD and was relevant in the 2000s when being gay or promiscuous was career ending. Im talking about the days when Craigslist and buying pleasure was something you hid and was shunned for old.
the worst debate is explained in one word, swifties
FR
Water> toilet paper
It's cleaner in my opinion.
I absolutely agree
@@erikasan3299 ikr
@@panpawe5474 we have same profile pic 📸
U just like water up yr as$ dont u
"2D vs 3D" I prefer 2D animation rather than CGI, as most of the time CGI is straight ass like Berserk 2016, though there are some good CGI anime studios like Studio Orange. But overall, I still prefer 2D animation way more than 3D.
Birdie is actually right. Don’t flame someone just because they have Xbox one or anything. It’s not nice if you do that stop trying to do that.❤
1:46 TOTAL DRAMA BACKGROUND
"how can u put fruit on pizza" As he shows a jar of tomato sauce
pinapple pizza like a 6.8/10
tomatoes taste like vegetables which means they're classified as vegetables
@@ZIMOU2014 but they also are similarly high in sugars as fruits are. the only thing that makes them a vegetable is their aroma and by extension their use case in the kitchen.
@@red2theelectricboogaloo961 weird how they are high in sugar yet not sweet at all
@@ZIMOU2014 the ones you buy fresh at the supermarket aren't because they're underripe on purpose to increase shelf life. but if you cook tomato paste or something to that effect down, because it's made with ripe tomatoes, and those tomatoes are also getting actively heated, the sugars come out. this is also true of raw tomatoes [if you get an heirloom variety. those tend to ripen better and those tomatoes tend to be noticeably sweet and have a deeper flavor than the conventional red ones from the produce section at a regular supermarket.] so, i guess i should clarify: the tomatoes you usually get at the supermarket aren't but if you grow your own or buy the more expensive type of tomatoes then yes it is.
1:27 pov: gen alpha when they see one of those sad cat ai videos
😐🔫
@@KyleEATERbaaanGMD what
@@UrLoPi02 I hate this POV comments you're so NPC
If you see a yellow car, look around and you will always find a red car nearby, every single time. Its like a bug in a videogame but irl
For the man vs bear debate, i would choose bear (hear me out.)
A worse thing a bear can do is attack, kill and/or eat you. A man or any human can do worse. I don't bother the bear and leave it alone, it will do the same. But a man can be unpredictable. You don't know his intentions or motives and i don't wanna risk being SA.
I am very much aware that it's not all men but you won't know what kind of man it is, that's the point of the debate. Hell, the literal bible has talked about this.
This may depend on some people's perspective but living with trauma of SA, CSA or anything sexual abuse related, is more painful than death. Having to live and cope with it can mess up a person and it can happen to anyone, man or woman.
The last time i was left alone in a room with a guy didn't end up well. I was 5. A bear wouldn't tell me to keep quiet
0:50 choosing Mugi chan over a real person
As a Samsung user, using an iPhone is just as hard to use for your first time as iPhone users say Samsung is hard to use (i'm prolly getting flamed)
Bro caring about what type of phone they have is wild 💀 (this is coming from a female)
Burdie i fucking LOVE your content man. Do you think you could make a video about tikok trends part 2
Typically the reason for some people wanting anime girls over real women is because anime characters are written and designed to specifically appeal to the mans ideal of a woman (shes kind, physically attractive, submissive and patient, supportive). What these guys don't realize is in most of these kinds of relationships, like the fairy tale of the nuclear family. The man basically provided for everything.
A lot of these guys want these fairy tale women, but they do not want to put the work in required to support her while she takes care of his family.
2:22 maybe they are corlour blind
I'm not colour blind and I can't see it black 🟤 or blue 🟠
Its white and blue look closey
1:10 he’s not a doll Joseph!
Brooooo😂😂😂
“HES A DOLL DUDE!”
SML reference I like it
10:23 Is that a John Cena Video?
Bro.... i used the same pfp in 2021....
Burdie swung and missed with the Bear vs Man question
*bro forgot 1 billion lions vs one of every Pokémon*
As a gay femboy, can confirm
3:11 thats not the thing playstation users use tho lmao. Xbox is more expensive
java MC fans: bedrock is better than java. its unfair.
Bedrock MC fans: java is so much better than bedrock. its unfair.
Java is better everybody sais that
I use Classicube 9x.
@@RealRodium you'd be surprised
Java has the weaker Wither
Legacy Console Edition enjoyers: 🗿
Bro personally called me out on the first one💀
When you said 2D vs. 3D, I thought that you were talking about animation style and I thought thought that was a pretty good question and I was shocked that almost nobody was saying 2D. And then you clarified. Just why?
9:41 gay son in my opinion
Same
"mIsOgYnIsT! yOu PrObAbLy SaY nOt AlL mEn AnD rEfEr tO WoMeN aS FeMaLeS, yOu InCel!"
Internet Debates Chain
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4:28 disturbing fact: bears eat their victims alive.
of course you’re America 💀
@@skyyberry and? Cope.
@@BestCountryEvr dude don’t you get it? The question is SUPPOSED to mean that would you rather get possibly r4ped or murdered by a strange man or be possibly killed by a bear (bears are far more predictable than men)
@@skyyberry That’s stupid. If you love the bear so much, then why don’t you go live with them? Don’t ask us males to come rescue you from them when they eat and RAPE you. I dare you. Bears are more predictable than strange men? Hahahahaha, they would eat you the second they encounter you.
Also, why would you be with a stranger (man or woman) in the first place when you don’t even know them, especially un-prepared? I know perhaps the most important rule for being in a forest is to be bring a weapon like a knife or a gun. Also, where does America come into this? I guess you don’t like the fact that we are able to protect ourselves from both a strange man and a bear with our guns?
Another question, do you think us males would rather be with a cougar or a strange human female? These debates are straight up retarded. If you think we would rather be with the former instead of the latter, then I don’t know what to tell you. Anyways, I don’t care about this stupid debate, so have a good day/night.
you ever hear of the case of the two men that faked a robbery before kidnapping a woman dragging her into the woods, stabbing her multiple times disemboweling her, and then when her leg twitched and they didnt think she was actually dead tried to cut her head off? she lived, she carried her guts in her hands and used one arm to keep her head attached, its a miracle she survived and its all because two men saw her as a toy to abuse, at the end of the day a bear cant do what was done to the women and girls of nanking, it cant do what 30+ men did to junko furata, a bear cant drug its wife and let over 60 men r@pe her because he got bored (more than 60 men were informed of the situation but none of them ever spoke out), a bear cant do what the leader of the ant hill kids/children of god/flds did, theres been many killers who have done that and worse, thats the fear, and most bear attacks never turn deadly. even zookeepers that work with them daily are more likely to be hurt or killed by many other animals before a bear shows up on the list
i like 2d characters because of Vivziepop's shows, and that's it. However, I like both 2d and 3d equally, as I am big into musical theater, as well as movies.
Estimated wheels in the world: 9 billion
Estimated doors in the world: 42 billion
Nintendo and Xbox are the goats play stations only goated game is little big plant 2:48