Geometry Dash is FASTER Than You Think...

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  • Опубліковано 4 сер 2022
  • I found out how fast you can go in Geometry Dash in this video. This ranges from Mountain King by FunnyGame to absurd glitches. Will I found out?
    Also, subscribe if you like my videos, it helps me a ton and I'm trying to reach 30K subscribers by the end of August! :)
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    Swagger Stagger
    It's Not Me
    Incidental Encounter
    Uwa!! So Temperate
    Goat Chill
    If Dudley is in SSF4 his theme would be this
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  • @Cobgd
    @Cobgd  Рік тому +657

    Should the x5 speed portal be added?

    • @overlord2754
      @overlord2754 Рік тому +100

      Im strugglin enough woth the 4x speed we dont need 5x imo

    • @icedragon_
      @icedragon_ Рік тому +42

      *skips the x3 portal*
      And yes

    • @rgbvx183
      @rgbvx183 Рік тому +19

      Yes

    • @BroItzYoDaddy2001
      @BroItzYoDaddy2001 Рік тому +42

      No, fast paced levels are cringe.

    • @gdzephyr2271
      @gdzephyr2271 Рік тому +32

      No, The speed will be really overwhelming.

  • @trollin3915
    @trollin3915 Рік тому +138

    Note in this video it assumes that every block in the editor is 5 centimeters so the speeds shown (not the actual speed) heavily depends on scale which is imaginary in this case. Regardless the true speeds of the different bugs/game modes and such are ranked correctly but the shown mph is just a way to put the speed into numbers

    • @Catman_321
      @Catman_321 Рік тому +1

      Maybe we should ask robtop himself on the matter

    • @Vortex3d_
      @Vortex3d_ Рік тому +1

      @@Catman_321 yes

    • @toastercoder
      @toastercoder Рік тому +1

      that's why geometry dash is *not* faster than I/you think.

    • @WindowsGod2
      @WindowsGod2 Рік тому

      I like to think that each block (and your cube icon) is 18-20cm in size. There are multiple icons that resemble heads or skulls, which in size are about 17cm in size on average. Not to mention Kirby is canonically 20cm in size, which is also an icon in GD. Probably the most solid size scale I can think of for this game :)

    • @clslogaming329
      @clslogaming329 11 місяців тому

      Bro. Literally just multiply it by 200 to get it for if the blocks in question are 1 meter.

  • @Freegame4.
    @Freegame4. Рік тому +118

    You can go upwards really fast by something i discovered a few weeks ago, if in the editor you place a block and on top of the block place a move trigger, then move the move trigger to the right and set the properties of the trigger to lock onto player x forever and another move trigger above that has a move time 0.50 and a y of 1000 you go extremely fast extremely high, you also can set it higher to see the max on that you clip through the fast block

  • @Cracker921
    @Cracker921 Рік тому +52

    Cob: explaining math
    Also cob in backround: casually beating slaughterhouse

  • @AdyaGD
    @AdyaGD Рік тому +31

    I havent tested it yet, but if I assume the way gd handles collision right, you can use the move trigger to infinity if you increase your fps

  • @kaylibahuihshorts4555
    @kaylibahuihshorts4555 Рік тому +15

    Another amazing video cob! I think the 5x speed should be added, though it will take ages to get used to.

  • @carnanoc
    @carnanoc Рік тому +3

    Соngrats on 25k! Also amazing video as always 🔥

  • @peashooter7282
    @peashooter7282 Рік тому +9

    4:13 I like how he wasn't even looking at the spider he was just terrified.

  • @Zeo95
    @Zeo95 Рік тому +15

    I found out in the 2.2 gdps you can use the arrow trigger to go sideways in the UFO gamemode and add the black orb to that then you will be fast also it will only work in platformer I'm gonna make a video of the glitch with a 2x time warp trigger

  • @Habpy_
    @Habpy_ Рік тому +6

    4:00 when the goat simulator song hits hard

  • @zerounderscore
    @zerounderscore Рік тому +4

    wow dude your channel blew up, i have been here pretty early on and i knew that your hard work would pay off!

    • @Cobgd
      @Cobgd  Рік тому +2

      Thanks :)

  • @jjgh5421
    @jjgh5421 Рік тому +10

    Nice and I am happy the hallucination got placed at 11 above the golden

  • @andyaivgames3847
    @andyaivgames3847 Рік тому +6

    GD running around the world in 0.000000001 seconds💀

  • @evansevans1770
    @evansevans1770 Рік тому +3

    you have no idea my joy when i see that you've uploaded. keep up the great work :)

  • @piemack9389
    @piemack9389 Рік тому +1

    There's also a glitch with floating point approximations, and how they are calculated which allows you to increase your speed on the x-axis. Basically in short, the further and longer you go along the x-axis, the more buggier and glitchier the game will become with calculating FPA's, and this effect becomes stronger and occurs quicker when playing on higher refresh rates. There's some interesting videos about it you can explore and examples of it can be seen in long levels like Robtop Travel(for example, it occurs in SiKky's video at the 2:15 amount, his icon moves faster than normal because of the bug, and it makes the level unplayable on 360hz)

    • @piemack9389
      @piemack9389 Рік тому

      Basically, if u made a level long enough and played it on an extremely high refresh rate, you'd notice the effect quickly and it will become stronger as you progress.

  • @HolyCow-Gaming
    @HolyCow-Gaming 5 місяців тому +1

    great editing skills!

  • @Pixlator
    @Pixlator Рік тому +10

    Fun fact: With the ufo glitch, it would take 85.4 years to beat timeless.

    • @sonicwaveinfinitymiddwelle8555
      @sonicwaveinfinitymiddwelle8555 Рік тому +4

      real fact: the end is negative X axis which means that you would need to go backwards to complete the level and going super high with Y axis does not affect X movement at all

    • @joehodges3686
      @joehodges3686 Рік тому

      In real life yes but in geometry dash no

    • @nathansos8480
      @nathansos8480 Рік тому

      eg

    • @Pixlator
      @Pixlator Рік тому

      @@nathansos8480 eg

    • @kiwi_2_official
      @kiwi_2_official Рік тому

      @@Pixlator eg

  • @ABOMINATION952
    @ABOMINATION952 Рік тому +5

    0:02 At The Speed Of Light reference

  • @cencoored
    @cencoored Рік тому +1

    such a good video as always cob! :)

  • @overlord2754
    @overlord2754 Рік тому +1

    Cant wait to see another awesome video from one of my fav youtubers

  • @elkhanabdullaev2138
    @elkhanabdullaev2138 Рік тому +8

    How much Times he said miles per hour

  • @memetech-
    @memetech- Рік тому +5

    Please. Tell me how you know a random snail is EXACTLY 5cm?

    • @Cobgd
      @Cobgd  Рік тому +1

      I searched it up

    • @memetech-
      @memetech- Рік тому

      @@Cobgd searched what? This doesn’t make sense to me for some reason

  • @Cambsy
    @Cambsy Рік тому +6

    If you place a slope and keep copy pasting it 1 small movement higher you can teleport :)

  • @Ivander_K
    @Ivander_K Рік тому +1

    4:14
    "so next time I see spider in my house, I'm burning it down and moving to another continent"
    **moves to australia*

  • @denilc8665
    @denilc8665 Рік тому +6

    if i had a dollar for everytime cob says "miles per hour," i would be a multitrillionaire

  • @luciddreams3546
    @luciddreams3546 Рік тому +2

    Imagine going so fast in a videogame that it breaks all laws of physics

  • @MetApHysIcZ
    @MetApHysIcZ Рік тому +1

    i love your skits! XD

  • @sonicwaveinfinitymiddwelle8555

    3:30 what? there are many cat icons and u just picked the most random animal icon to measure length. what snail were you using to get that 5 cm?

  • @NotSecar
    @NotSecar Рік тому +50

    The only thing thats faster than geometry dash is the rate of good content coming out from you :)

  • @hugh2310
    @hugh2310 Рік тому +3

    3:56 goat simulator music lol

  • @pajaiy5755
    @pajaiy5755 Рік тому +1

    i wont be surprised if the follow-up video of this is going to use a supercomputer for higher fps rate

  • @ExtemTheHedgehogLol
    @ExtemTheHedgehogLol Рік тому

    I have no idea whether or not this is clickbait, ‘cuz beating timeless would take the exact same amount of time when changing speed vertically. You can’t just convert vertical momentum to horizontal momentum in GD. That is, until 2.2 comes out. The Arrow Trigger will be added in 2.2, which can rotate the gravity at which things are affected. Executing these tricks while sideways would give you tons of horizontal speed. I could even provide a setup for the TP + UFO method. Teleport the setup to the highest point, then do what you would normally do, but sideways, an arrow trigger pointed downwards, and the UFO in Free Mode (this will allow the UFO to travel downwards past the barriers that would normally be there). At some point, stop teleporting the icon, which should in theory shoot it to the right at unbridled speed. I’ll have to test this out myself to see if it works, though. Thanks for the idea, I’ll probably post a video testing it out or smth :)

  • @agent26105
    @agent26105 Рік тому +3

    We’ve finally found a way to beat Timeless!

  • @mikecalculator1066
    @mikecalculator1066 Рік тому +3

    ok but did you beat timeless?

  • @JShadowFlame
    @JShadowFlame 10 місяців тому

    8:05 i like how slaughterhouse music just casually starts playing like nothing (tennobyte - fly away)

  • @sill3y
    @sill3y Рік тому

    There is also the slope glitch where you can stack a bunch of slopes on top of each other and you get launched up instantly

  • @constellar6330
    @constellar6330 Рік тому +3

    So basically, dashers who dont go outside are still a lot faster than an average human being

  • @andrewman7258
    @andrewman7258 Рік тому +3

    I'm assuming thats fast enough to beat timeless

  • @virgilitadelossantos7783
    @virgilitadelossantos7783 Рік тому

    Bro I have a question did you bear silent clubstep on ur background

  • @wisteqs6644
    @wisteqs6644 6 місяців тому

    6:36 what is that "weird settup" called? (name of glitch? or reference)
    can it be replicated on any device or does it need game modifications/hacks to be replicated?

  • @mihailoaleksic3330
    @mihailoaleksic3330 Рік тому +3

    0:16 It's 1x speed

  • @QuantumScratcher
    @QuantumScratcher Рік тому +3

    The fact that a GD icon is normally faster than the speed limit on most UK roads amazes me.

  • @ElysiumGD
    @ElysiumGD Рік тому

    Gud vid as always! :) The speeds probably aren't accurate, but they add to the video I guess...

  • @bbees7892
    @bbees7892 Рік тому +2

    Thank you cob for doing this :)

  • @ElementalDomino2007
    @ElementalDomino2007 Рік тому +3

    Why is at the speed of light not in this video

  • @Stinkyfroggie_Youtube_Channel
    @Stinkyfroggie_Youtube_Channel Рік тому +6

    You forgot about the glitch where you keep stacking the ramps (even though I don’t think it’s the fastest glitch)

    • @filipfilip1507
      @filipfilip1507 Рік тому

      It was used in 1.9 to recreate 2.0 features

  • @goatsonhun
    @goatsonhun Рік тому +1

    My guy using game soundracks in video, absolute legend.

  • @rgbvx183
    @rgbvx183 Рік тому +1

    It would be fun if you could actually beat timeless in 2.2

  • @charlieplayzYT547
    @charlieplayzYT547 5 місяців тому

    3:55 goat simulator got me dancing like them NPCS

  • @SirLampsALot
    @SirLampsALot Рік тому

    What about the pseudo teleportal with the blocks that makes you go up instantly?

  • @jhamei77
    @jhamei77 Рік тому

    Portal glitch: ok
    how to do it just use a move trigger for all portal whitch has a block limit and copy the move trigger and hold the playtest button and press the menu and release the playtest button and save and exit and set all the move trigger to the negative amount of what you put like if you put 9999 set it to -9999 and dont do the same thing to the negative move triggers

  • @SirLampsALot
    @SirLampsALot Рік тому

    I think your snail metric for distance isn’t great. Maybe you could use something along the lines of the top of the map in relation to the size of the atomosphere or just ask Rob

  • @Incineration72
    @Incineration72 6 місяців тому

    0:33 i have learned that the 2x speed portal does not in fact make you double the speed as the 1x speed portal

  • @Zane_Khian
    @Zane_Khian Рік тому +1

    if the 5x speed portal was added, players will get used to it after a while

  • @idkWhatToPut485
    @idkWhatToPut485 5 місяців тому

    In gd 2.2, platformer mode was added and in platformer mode, you can edit the speed of dash orbs. I set the speed to 5M and crashed my game (1M speed DOSENT crash your game)

  • @RustyandBreadcat
    @RustyandBreadcat Рік тому +1

    7:51 i never knew that with the spider lol

  • @joselindelopez3767
    @joselindelopez3767 Рік тому +1

    Good video cob😁

  • @roastytoasty4266
    @roastytoasty4266 Рік тому

    Slaughterhouse song starts to play and I see something white falling from my window but nothing was on the ground. Weird...

  • @HarrisonRamage
    @HarrisonRamage Рік тому

    3:55 lmao the goat simulator music

  • @thekeyboardmaster2487
    @thekeyboardmaster2487 Рік тому +2

    so hed take 84-85 years to beat timeless with the ufo glitch
    technically possible assuming he gets a long lifespan

  • @tortistortis
    @tortistortis Рік тому

    How did you calculate the speed in the video

  • @pablothekitten1
    @pablothekitten1 Рік тому +1

    I tried beating timeless with the instant complete hack but it just softlocked so it might be really impossible

  • @thebestgdplayerintheworlds9052

    how long would it take to beat timelesss tho?

  • @toastercoder
    @toastercoder Рік тому +1

    Let's assume that gravity in Geometry Dash is 9.8m/s^2, like on Earth. Cube falls 2.5b (blocks) in 0.25s so it would fall with acceleration 80b/s^2. 9.8m/s^2 == 80b/s^2 => 80b == 980cm => 1 block = 12.25cm. Default horizontal velocity is 10.5b/s, that's approximately 128.6cm/s, not 18m/s (65km/h), so the cube is about 140 times slower than said in this video

  • @HahaIlovestalking
    @HahaIlovestalking Рік тому +2

    0:24 *this is a certified gigachad moment*

  • @Neto2015GD
    @Neto2015GD 6 місяців тому +1

    Strange fact: in my account of Geometry Dash, the spider mode and 4x speed not change the run steps, only the step speed ( 2:49 )

  • @tesseract7586
    @tesseract7586 Рік тому +1

    imagine if you were strolling with your icon and then your icon turns into a ufo and suddenly travels out the universe at 47110463 KMPH

  • @MrMedia2024Offical
    @MrMedia2024Offical Рік тому +1

    Did You Make A Video With Another Video In It Called "Numbers 0 to Absolute Infinity !!!" In It? Just Wondering.

    • @Cobgd
      @Cobgd  Рік тому +1

      ?

    • @MrMedia2024Offical
      @MrMedia2024Offical Рік тому

      @@Cobgd I Saw A Video Wich Had That Video In It. I Was Thinking The Person Who Put That Video In Thiers Was Waboo Or You. Here's The Link To The Video. ua-cam.com/video/j98suMfW1tc/v-deo.html and if you're subbed, thanks i'm trying to get to 400. ;)

  • @GDRhythmic
    @GDRhythmic Рік тому +1

    When 2.2 is out I'm 100% gonna use the wall sticking trigger for some kind of challenge with this.

    • @mihailoaleksic3330
      @mihailoaleksic3330 Рік тому

      You can use rotate trigger

    • @GDRhythmic
      @GDRhythmic Рік тому

      @@mihailoaleksic3330 Its easier in 2.2 tho and it's more functional aswell

    • @firework114
      @firework114 5 місяців тому

      So did u?

    • @GDRhythmic
      @GDRhythmic 5 місяців тому

      @@firework114 no I forgor lol

  • @cybercat7851
    @cybercat7851 Рік тому

    Funnygame and Partition Zion both found a method using triggers to make infinitely fast speed portals

    • @Cobgd
      @Cobgd  Рік тому

      That's just move triggers bro it doesn't count

  • @Imgoingtocrytorches
    @Imgoingtocrytorches Рік тому +1

    3:57 ooooooohhh yea! Goat simulator music!!!!!!!

  • @Octagon178
    @Octagon178 7 місяців тому

    I think a 5x speed portal would be cool but we might need a difficulty higher than extreme demon like imagine if the slaughterhouse wave wasn’t 4x speed but 5x

  • @N1ghtL1ght64
    @N1ghtL1ght64 Рік тому +1

    The way you say Miles Per Hour is cursed

  • @phroge255
    @phroge255 Рік тому +1

    I need to know what the last clip of a level is called

    • @Cobgd
      @Cobgd  Рік тому

      Boom Slayer

  • @kirbzFx_
    @kirbzFx_ Рік тому +2

    me when running from the belt:so you acheived my speed

  • @proxytheobbyist
    @proxytheobbyist Рік тому

    How much time would it take to beat timeless tho

  • @ekr6-_-447
    @ekr6-_-447 Рік тому +2

    make a vid on beating timeless pls

  • @SGvidsPlayz
    @SGvidsPlayz Рік тому +1

    wheres the link to the gd glitches server?

    • @Cobgd
      @Cobgd  Рік тому

      discord.gg/YjCXd5UwAs

  • @AriesPlayz
    @AriesPlayz 11 місяців тому

    Glitches: I am the fastest way of moving in gd
    Speed hack: *You fail to understand my true power*

  • @xaviersquad2602
    @xaviersquad2602 Рік тому

    I thought my game was running in the background when the goat simulator song atarted playing 😂😂

  • @GD-Toad
    @GD-Toad Рік тому +2

    Doing the math, it takes about 10 years to beat timeless with the highest speed.

  • @leotv8184
    @leotv8184 10 місяців тому

    Why is the goat sim music in background???

  • @jordantran7989
    @jordantran7989 Рік тому

    whats the level in the backround at the end of the video

  • @z1cheese146
    @z1cheese146 Рік тому

    gd then: fun simple platformer game
    gd now: a mind bending game that the laws of physics cant even comprehend

  • @TheAsherBros
    @TheAsherBros Рік тому

    Also how did you do this? There are levels I have never seen. There are only 16 or 17 levels

    • @Cobgd
      @Cobgd  Рік тому

      Are you on lite

    • @TheAsherBros
      @TheAsherBros Рік тому

      @@Cobgd is that the mobile one for free?

    • @TheAsherBros
      @TheAsherBros Рік тому

      @@Cobgd if so, then yes. Srry

  • @Burgerand_olive
    @Burgerand_olive Рік тому +2

    Do u edit your own videos?

  • @user-nw5fz5et9s
    @user-nw5fz5et9s Рік тому +2

    Fun fact you can get to mars in under 1 day at 29000000MPH

  • @seandelrosario2890
    @seandelrosario2890 Рік тому

    Uhh why not the spider? When you try to click with with the spider in create then play but not in the real lvl just in test play it doesn’t leave a straight line it leaves a slight slanted line and it doesn’t tp. If it tps then it would leave a straight line and tp might be inf mph but spider which doesn’t tp might be faster than the tp portal (no 1-4 x speed just regular speed with cube)

  • @RobertJonathonPlott
    @RobertJonathonPlott Рік тому +1

    the first add i got was the same game you playing

  • @GuyThatCREATESRandomStuff
    @GuyThatCREATESRandomStuff Рік тому +1

    If you spam 1 frame stack method to stack slopes you will literally go faster more fps you have and teleport to the last slope

  • @martynasmartynas4403
    @martynasmartynas4403 Рік тому

    i think like the invis bug would be the fastest if we put wieight in imagine how heavy that is

  • @EvanLovesFoxes
    @EvanLovesFoxes Рік тому

    4:37 the last magnetic flip happened that many years ago

  • @kered104
    @kered104 Рік тому +2

    *At The Speed Of Light plays*

  • @_notabee
    @_notabee Рік тому +2

    Great video, but major flaw: To beat Timeless, you need really fast speeds on the X axis, and not the Y axis

    • @Cobgd
      @Cobgd  Рік тому

      Well yeah true, just the video would be a lot less interesting if I just included X-axis

    • @aradia9726
      @aradia9726 Рік тому +3

      @@Cobgd "the video would be a lot less interesting if i told the truth"

    • @britishpivotanimator
      @britishpivotanimator Рік тому

      @@aradia9726 shut it. he wants the longer video for our entertainment. shut the fuck up

  • @flufybiscuit1395
    @flufybiscuit1395 Рік тому +1

    my brain hurt everytime he said "miles per hour"

  • @MCchicken-uk4ii
    @MCchicken-uk4ii 10 місяців тому +1

    i like how goat sim music starts playing a 4:00

  • @RacerKid-games
    @RacerKid-games 6 місяців тому

    Bro your so good at this game

  • @extrememeowman3782
    @extrememeowman3782 Рік тому +1

    He used goat simulator music again. Yay!

  • @Matt2_O
    @Matt2_O Рік тому +1

    Bro the spider turned into Naruto lol 2:50

  • @galaxytsd
    @galaxytsd Рік тому +2

    "oh god im going towards the stratosphere!!
    wait im going 108 mph
    its ok :)"