Why The Pope's Army Is The Strangest In The World

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 24 лис 2024
  • Thanks to Keeps for sponsoring this video! Go to www.keeps.com/... to get 50% off your first order of Keeps hair loss treatment.
    Get my new book Bread and Circuses: bit.ly/breadan...
    Listen to my new podcast Random Interesting Facts: bit.ly/RIFThoug...
    Or watch it on UA-cam: bit.ly/RIFPodca...
    Thoughty2 Audiobook: geni.us/t2audio
    Thoughty2 Book: geni.us/t2book
    Support Me & Get Early Access: bit.ly/t2club
    Thoughty2 Merchandise: bit.ly/t2merch
    Follow Thoughty2
    Facebook: / thoughty2
    Instagram: / thoughty2
    Website: thoughty2.com
    About Thoughty2
    Thoughty2 (Arran) is a British UA-camr and gatekeeper of useless facts. Thoughty2 creates mind-blowing factual videos about science, tech, history, opinion and just about everything else.
    #Thoughty2
    Writing: Steven Rix
    Editing: Jack Stevens

КОМЕНТАРІ • 1,7 тис.

  • @Thoughty2
    @Thoughty2  2 роки тому +138

    Thanks for watching! Go to www.keeps.com/thoughty2 to get 50% off your first order of Keeps hair loss treatment.

    • @elizabeth-gt8rv
      @elizabeth-gt8rv 2 роки тому +1

      🆃🅷🅴 🅻🅰🆃🅴🆂🆃 🅲🅾🅻🅻🅴🅲🆃🅸🅾🅽 🅾🅵 🅷🅾🆃 *2022* *p͓̽o͓̽r͓̽n͓̽* 🆅🅸🅳🅴🅾🆂 🅵🅾🆁 🅰🅳🆄🅻🆃🆂 HOUSEOF-LUST.XYZ 💌
      cutegirls
      Megan: "Hotter"
      Hopi: "Sweeter"
      Joonie: "mundruk"
      Yoongi: "Butter"
      Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
      Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
      Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
      Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
      Dene: ''Muzdak''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾

    • @DoctorPipeHer
      @DoctorPipeHer 2 роки тому +2

      First?

    • @eoester
      @eoester 2 роки тому +6

      as Swiss I can tell, you did a good job in putting the facts together, as always. Thanks for your entertainment.

    • @darthsinister9942
      @darthsinister9942 2 роки тому +3

      We need more random interesting facts

    • @andrewkondrat
      @andrewkondrat 2 роки тому

      keeps: not sure what i have done wrong but it only ships to US :-/

  • @-Master_Of_Disaster
    @-Master_Of_Disaster 2 роки тому +1589

    As a Swiss man myself who served in the Swiss army, I'm feeling honored by your kind and solid video about the Swiss Guard.
    To this day, most of us are very proud of our guys down in Rome.
    Switzerland may be small, but we have pride and dignity... And some freaking mad lads armed to the teeth in clown costumes.

    • @Finn-ks3wr
      @Finn-ks3wr 2 роки тому +15

      Churzi frog Bisch du gröni gsie?

    • @-Master_Of_Disaster
      @-Master_Of_Disaster 2 роки тому

      @@Finn-ks3wr Nei Spez Möti im Kata hi Ber Bat

    • @hsetrainingacademy9208
      @hsetrainingacademy9208 2 роки тому +33

      I have nothing but respect. Pure unadulterated respect for these guys. Laying down their lives even when the pay is shit!

    • @Alyssa_aria
      @Alyssa_aria 2 роки тому +10

      I am from the East side of the world and this is truly fascinating. Mad respect.

    • @Phoboz
      @Phoboz 2 роки тому +15

      Presidente, can you shed more light on why the pay is so low for the Swiss Guard? Is it so only true devouts join?
      If only 19-30 are allowed, do they retire at 30 with a shitty pension? (consequence of the low salary) or do they move on to other security jobs?

  • @hereLiesThisTroper
    @hereLiesThisTroper 2 роки тому +519

    For the grace, for the might of our lord
    For the home of the holy
    For the faith, for the way of the sword
    Gave their lives so boldly

    • @burny6666
      @burny6666 2 роки тому +54

      Dying for salvation with dedication
      No capitulation, annihilation
      Papal commendation, reincarnation
      Heaven is your destination

    • @samuelsiregar3377
      @samuelsiregar3377 2 роки тому +41

      For the grace, for the might of our Lord
      In the name of his glory
      For the fate, for the way of the sword
      Come and tell the Swiss Guard's story again

    • @quandrius92
      @quandrius92 2 роки тому +22

      men of culture i see ;)

    • @shovel662
      @shovel662 Рік тому +16

      IN! THE! NAME! OF! GOOOOOOOD

    • @zennathanielyuzon3177
      @zennathanielyuzon3177 Рік тому +18

      Then the 189
      In the service of heaven
      They're protecting the holy line
      It was 1527
      Gave their lives on the steps to heaven
      Thy will be done!

  • @tjcochius6331
    @tjcochius6331 2 роки тому +1780

    Thoughty2!!! I really doubt you have the time to read through your comments…but if by chance you do, I want you to know that your videos really are a highlight of my evenings. You do amazing work! You must work so hard to keep up this level of quality and output! Thank you 😊

    • @LiNoeliam93
      @LiNoeliam93 2 роки тому +21

      True. Sincerely Echoed. Top notch stuff! 👌

    • @presmasterflash7555
      @presmasterflash7555 2 роки тому +17

      Did you by chance see what the responses to your post were? I can’t help but find it humorous. And I agree; always great content

    • @herbiehill2215
      @herbiehill2215 2 роки тому +7

      Here here brother 😎

    • @tigdepp4484
      @tigdepp4484 2 роки тому +6

      Here here!!

    • @gregmarkel2836
      @gregmarkel2836 2 роки тому +6

      I completely agree!

  • @franreizl672
    @franreizl672 2 роки тому +417

    I actually have a friend in a Swiss guard. They indeed are highly professional and well trained soldiers. I've been to their ammunition warehouse, saw their private tailor, and had a chance to see their training... they are truly a fantastic bunch of pope's guardians.

    • @barnousauresrex2662
      @barnousauresrex2662 Рік тому +9

      ​@@highcountrydelatite did you watch the video

    • @Read_What
      @Read_What Рік тому +12

      @@highcountrydelatite Cringe

    • @johnharrison1573
      @johnharrison1573 Рік тому +13

      ​@@highcountrydelatite nice copy pasta. These guys fit the definition of soldiers so they're soldiers. The same as a duck is a duck. Soldiers don't need combat experience or special forces training to be soldiers. I doubt you're either a soldier or special forces. Usually the loudest guy in the bar Is the liar

    • @Sniper-gx7mq
      @Sniper-gx7mq Рік тому +4

      Grüezi wohl

    • @quuaaarrrk8056
      @quuaaarrrk8056 Рік тому

      @@highcountrydelatite Did you spend too much time being an idiot or worse in war zones or did you only become this after your tour of duty?
      I mean, of course their army (not technically an army, more of a military corp) is useless. What army of 140 men would not?
      But individually, each of them is more soldier in their left pinkie than you are in your whole body.

  • @burnadze
    @burnadze Рік тому +1560

    Isn't it ironic for a British calling swiss guard uniforms outdated and "clownish", while Buckingham royal guards have 2 meters high dust magnet caps, ride horses in full medieval armor and guard a grandpa wearing hybrid of judge's manto and christmas tree decoration with palpatins tunic

  • @ikaikaxkeahi
    @ikaikaxkeahi Рік тому +143

    So this British bloke really calling the uniform of the Swiss Guard a "clown outfit"? While his country's soldiers dress with a silly, black bush-looking helmet? Okay.

  • @mertyuip06
    @mertyuip06 2 роки тому +191

    Sabaton fans already knowing why the Swiss guard is still in the Vatican

    • @elizabeth-gt8rv
      @elizabeth-gt8rv 2 роки тому

      🆃🅷🅴 🅻🅰🆃🅴🆂🆃 🅲🅾🅻🅻🅴🅲🆃🅸🅾🅽 🅾🅵 🅷🅾🆃 *2022* *p͓̽o͓̽r͓̽n͓̽* 🆅🅸🅳🅴🅾🆂 🅵🅾🆁 🅰🅳🆄🅻🆃🆂 HOUSEOF-LUST.XYZ 💌
      cutegirls
      Megan: "Hotter"
      Hopi: "Sweeter"
      Joonie: "mundruk"
      Yoongi: "Butter"
      Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
      Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
      Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
      Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
      Dene: ''Muzdak''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾

    • @Alagachak
      @Alagachak 2 роки тому +11

      Truth!

    • @SeanWinters
      @SeanWinters 2 роки тому +32

      Then the 189
      Im the service of HEAVEN!

    • @lordpaolo6730
      @lordpaolo6730 2 роки тому +25

      For the grace for the might of our lord, for the home of the holy!

    • @patimationstudios
      @patimationstudios 2 роки тому +10

      Fot the graceful way of the sword

  • @danielsinaga6996
    @danielsinaga6996 2 роки тому +51

    "Michaelangelo's renaissance rival and fellow Ninja Turtle, Raphael"
    Idk why that line makes me laugh 😂🤣

    • @nbenefiel
      @nbenefiel 6 місяців тому +2

      Years ago we took my five year old daughter to the Louvre. She kept going up to paintings saying “that’s a Leonardo, that’s a Donatello”. Everybody was looking at her as if she was some kind of prodigy. I kept saying, “ It’s turtles”.

  • @paolotorres8537
    @paolotorres8537 7 місяців тому +53

    Don’t let their clownish uniforms fool you. These guys are real Swiss soldiers. And yes, they do conceal automatics and gadgets like pepper spray underneath their uniforms

    • @kennyj43
      @kennyj43 4 місяці тому +2

      I like the uniforms. Yes, I'm a sucker for tradition. As you and Thoughty have pointed out, the colorful garb is mainly ceremonial and these guys are tough, serious soldiers who do a lot of their work dressed quite conventionally, and who can give you a very bad day if you mess with them. My question is why is their pay so low? I mean, given the cost of living these days, their salary is rather tiny. What don't I know? Do they also draw a Swiss government salary? That assumes that it is the Vatican that pays their base salary.

    • @pratheekbhat6595
      @pratheekbhat6595 3 місяці тому +3

      ​@@kennyj43cost of living doesn't matter here cause their costs of living ie food housing and basic amenities are covered along with the salary. So it's basically money for them to spend/save/invest

  • @DoloresJNurss
    @DoloresJNurss Рік тому +45

    I recently found out that the reason renaissance mercenaries dressed in pieced-together bits of wildly clashing colors was advertising. Every time they prevailed in battle, they took a bit of their opponent's livery or flag to sew into their clothing to put their victory on display for the next guy who might hire them. The more motley the mercenary, the more deadly.

  • @johnnyb_right1629
    @johnnyb_right1629 5 місяців тому +14

    Calling them clowns wearing pajamas is extremely insulting.

  • @Hungryghost01
    @Hungryghost01 2 роки тому +12

    2:14 skip ad intro

  • @StrangeMysteries
    @StrangeMysteries 2 роки тому +118

    When Thoughty2 said he has had a few people close to him that have started to lose their hair.
    That person was me.

  • @wio2189
    @wio2189 2 роки тому +239

    Great video. I once almost joined them as I was eligible. I decided against it as it was a two year commitment without any holidays or weekends off.

  • @DerBierschuetter
    @DerBierschuetter 2 роки тому +72

    0:48 Never, never in your life, EVER, call this a clown outfit again.
    Thank you.
    A former Swiss Guard from 2013

    • @KrikitKaos
      @KrikitKaos Рік тому +10

      Whoa, look at the clown outfit!

    • @Peasantlvl
      @Peasantlvl Рік тому +4

      It literally is a clown outfit. Where you think clowns came from? Jokers…. Lairs…. Deceivers of man

    • @EB05312
      @EB05312 8 місяців тому +10

      That’s pretty cool how did it feel to be up close to the pope

    • @TCW838
      @TCW838 5 місяців тому +7

      Much respect.

    • @geordiewishart1683
      @geordiewishart1683 5 місяців тому

      Bunch of fanny clowns guarding the King of the paedos.

  • @benjamintodd2216
    @benjamintodd2216 2 роки тому +8

    Hearing thought2 say “yes 42” is the highlight of my new year

  • @NOTMARCOSTE
    @NOTMARCOSTE 6 місяців тому +5

    At 6:09, a guard is shown in a square that is supposed to be in Vatican City; truthfully, the square is actually located in Turin and goes by the name of Piazza Carlina. A small mistake that hurts many Italians like me who are proud of our identity.

  • @jerichostevens2711
    @jerichostevens2711 2 роки тому +61

    I'd say that Swiss neutrality is a testament to its ability to defend itself.... Nobody has wanted to bother climbing that mountain for the consequences it brings with it.

    • @paulgoogol2652
      @paulgoogol2652 2 роки тому

      Just to get shot by a clown.

    • @Laurelin70
      @Laurelin70 Рік тому

      @@highcountrydelatite Apart from the richest gold reserve in Europe, I think.

    • @Laurelin70
      @Laurelin70 Рік тому

      @@highcountrydelatite I wasn't talking about mines. I was talking about banks.

    • @fiedelmina
      @fiedelmina Рік тому +1

      the Swiss neutrality is actually based on our country's history of exporting soldiers. the leaders of the early Swiss communities swore unto each other to ... never fight each other and never swear fealty to or get into an alliance with one of the powers surrounding them (Habsburg, France, whoever) which might endanger the others... but to let each of them export their young men as mercenaries to the highest bidder. Which created literally centuries of a flourishing business. It was only by the middle of the 19th century that we stopped exporting our sons as cannon fodder (except for the Vatican) and just kept exporting weapons. to whomever payed the most. Unless they are actively at war because then we couldn't sell weapons to their enemy at the same time.That's the Swiss neutrality.

  • @JoseCruz-rj9cp
    @JoseCruz-rj9cp 2 роки тому +9

    Apart from their courage and military prowess, their unshakable loyalty was always and is beyond question...

  • @CxerRy96
    @CxerRy96 2 роки тому +9

    To join the elite Swiss army that guard the Pope of all people you have to be 174 (5'7), meanwhile a girl on tinder is complaining that I'm 5'9

  • @emanfey
    @emanfey 2 роки тому +23

    Thank you Steven Rix, Jack Stevens and Arran for constantly putting out quality videos and answering questions we didn't even know we had

  • @TheJuddly
    @TheJuddly 2 роки тому +19

    Thank you for doing video about my Church’s mini Army for my Pope, I appreciate the respect you showed, we get enough disrespect and hate that seeing a video about us that is respectful as well as truthful is just amazing, can not thank you enough thought2. May the Lord Bless you (even if you may or may not believe) and show mercy upon you just for doing such at small thing for His Church : )

    • @st-ex8506
      @st-ex8506 Рік тому +1

      Right! I am Swiss... and an officer (retired) in our army... and I have a few friends who served in the Pope's Swiss guard... and despite being an atheist, I have the outmost respect for them! A man's true value are beyond even faith!

    • @TheJuddly
      @TheJuddly Рік тому

      @@st-ex8506 for sure! And hey if you dont mind me asking. It seems you are respectable and having conversation with Catholic like me wont bother you. So i want to ask, what if I could help your journey on finding whether there is a God or not?

    • @st-ex8506
      @st-ex8506 Рік тому +2

      @@TheJuddly I went from the child of a deeply faithful reformed family to being an atheist, through years of experience, thinking and meditation... and that was not without some painful moments. But that is a personal choice. I do not wish to impose it upon anyone... not even my (now adult) children... but would, in a mirror image, resent my well-considered choice being questioned.
      Thank you anyway for your consideration.

    • @TheJuddly
      @TheJuddly Рік тому

      @@st-ex8506 not a problem friend, I understand

    • @daryld4457
      @daryld4457 5 місяців тому +1

      @TheJuddly who do you think you are?

  • @zennathanielyuzon3177
    @zennathanielyuzon3177 Рік тому +4

    For the grace, for the might of our lord
    For the home of the holy
    For the faith, for the way of the sword
    Gave their lives so boldly
    For the grace, for the might of our lord
    In the name of his glory
    For the faith, for the way of the sword
    Come and tell their story again
    -Sabaton

  • @giannidt6126
    @giannidt6126 2 роки тому +13

    Then the 189
    In the service of heaven
    They're protecting the holy line
    It was 1527
    Gave their lives on the steps to heaven
    Thy will be done!
    For the grace, for the might of our lord
    For the home of the holy
    For the faith, for the way of the sword
    Gave their lives so boldly

  • @FalbertForester
    @FalbertForester 5 місяців тому +3

    Mercenary outfits of the age also favored bright colors because they were easier to see on confused battlefields. Gunpowder weapons were starting to be used, and produced huge amounts of smoke, making knowing friend from foe even more difficult, which probably helped with the retention of the colorful uniforms through the centuries. And England's own red coat uniform would be adopted within the 16th century, give or take.

  • @michaelpetritsch7467
    @michaelpetritsch7467 2 роки тому +82

    Great vid, as always. :) The marked building at around 10:41 is not Castel Sant'Angelo, it's Saint Peter's. The picture was shot by someone standing on the Castel. This is what it actually looks like: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castel_Sant%27Angelo#/media/File:Chateau-saint-ange-tibre.jpg It's a unique building that has seen some stuff.

  • @ultra7353
    @ultra7353 2 роки тому +34

    Man this channel is a real treasure

  • @scottusamechanic4243
    @scottusamechanic4243 2 роки тому +47

    I only wished you, sir was a national reporter. Trustworthy and obviously does perfect research. I would hang on every word! Thanks for your awesome videos.

  • @tigdepp4484
    @tigdepp4484 2 роки тому +49

    That line, a 5 yr old on acid! Absolutely killed me lmao!

  • @briandubois-gilbert8182
    @briandubois-gilbert8182 Рік тому +3

    “Strange, clown” outfits?….not at all. It reflects their history and tradition much like what the Pope and the Catholic Church is known for. It’s as unique and historical as the kilts of the Scottish highland regiments, the Beefeater guards at the Tower of London, or the white skirts and stockings of the Greek Evzones presidential guards in Athens. Their Renaissance-style colorful outfits, helmets and traditional weapons are for ceremonial purposes but they have completed the required Swiss army training. In their papal protection duties, they wear suits and carry modern firearms (pistols and sub-machine guns) similar to those of the Swiss army. So, beneath that colorful costume is a well-trained professional soldier who takes pride in the privilege of being a member of this historical military unit.

  • @MrTryAnotherOne
    @MrTryAnotherOne 2 роки тому +8

    Sabaton made a great song about the sack of Rome called "The Last Stand".

  • @alexnewell9631
    @alexnewell9631 Рік тому +4

    I used to work security many years ago. During my time working there the pope came to the resort for some ceremony. He had his guards along with secret service and deputies from the county. The popes guards were pretty cool, and had their outfits for the ceremony but otherwise looked like normal police officers

  • @Heva1987
    @Heva1987 2 роки тому +38

    The band Sabaton wrote a song about the Swiss guards last stand. very catch and it tells the whole story of what happened in 1527.

    • @lieutenantdiamond5601
      @lieutenantdiamond5601 2 роки тому +11

      For the Grace for the might of our Lord!
      In the name of the Holy!
      For the faith for the way of the sword!
      Come and tell their story again!

    • @cheeseburgerinparadise7124
      @cheeseburgerinparadise7124 2 роки тому +3

      Sabatons a storm of awesome metal history!

    • @patimationstudios
      @patimationstudios 2 роки тому +3

      THE SEAT OF POWER IS IN DANGER

    • @j-j1210
      @j-j1210 2 роки тому +1

      I think the song is called winged hussars

    • @Heva1987
      @Heva1987 2 роки тому +1

      @@j-j1210 no that one is the siege of Vienna, where they charged in and saved it from the Ottomens. The swiss guard stand is called The Last Stand :)

  • @Albiliuss
    @Albiliuss Рік тому +11

    10:37 that's Peters Basilica, the Castle of Sant'Angelo is the other way 😅

  • @bookashkin
    @bookashkin 2 роки тому +16

    Pope's earthly dominions were not always that small. Perugians' bid for independence from Papal rule in 1859 was put down in a bloody massacre. Upon Italy's unification troops had to be sent to protect the Swiss guard from vengeful Perugians.

  • @cdfdesantis699
    @cdfdesantis699 2 роки тому +74

    The stand of the Swiss Guard against Charles V's forces reminds me of "The Last Stand of the 300", the famous Spartan engagement. Also, the global perception that Switzerland is a bit of a "softie" could also apply to today's Scandinavian countries, such as Sweden, Denmark & Norway. These countries are seen as peaceful, progressive & civilized. But they, as well as Switzerland, are sitting smugly in the knowledge that they produce some of the most fearsome warriors the world has ever seen - the Vikings. People like that KNOW they don't have to prove a THING. As Pres. Teddy Roosevelt said, "Walk softly & carry a big stick.". I'm sure His Holiness appreciates his OWN "Secret Service".

    • @Freedi2of2
      @Freedi2of2 2 роки тому +12

      I live in switzerland and never heard someone say "we don't have to proof ourselves, we already did hundreds of years ago." and it would be kinda weird to do so.

    • @HyBlock
      @HyBlock 2 роки тому +5

      Damn they produce Vikings in 2022? That's crazy.
      _idiot_

    • @SeanWinters
      @SeanWinters 2 роки тому +8

      You literally say "the last stand" and you don't make a sabaton reference. Weak.
      Oh also, really? Hundreds of years ago is not today. I guess Americans can be smug in the knowledge that we were cowboys once.

    • @MeanApollo
      @MeanApollo 2 роки тому +9

      Softie ?
      I agree when it comes to the scandinavian countries, but when was switzerland ever considered a "softie" ?
      Are you an american who mistakes sweden with switzerland ?
      Switzerland was never considered soft, quite the opposite.
      The fact that all the european countries bend their knees and do what brussel tells them, while switzerland did go its own way right from the get go as it always did, says it all.

    • @SeanWinters
      @SeanWinters 2 роки тому +5

      @@MeanApollo In many anglo countries, Switzerland has the reputation of "absolute neutrality" because of a supposed fear of war. That's not exactly true- and as you know Sweden has actually gone longer without being in war, but that's the stereotype and why some might consider the Swiss to be "softies".
      Then there's the opposite stereotype of "gun toting money laundering libertarians" which has become more popular recently. In fact the idea of the "offshore swiss bank account" is some mythical, untouchable, extralegal "shady business practice" which the "based swiss" allow because they're not weak, but drawn absolutely to the dollar.
      So yeah, while the stereotype of the Swiss being softies might be wrong, it does exist and has for a while.

  • @KamiRecca
    @KamiRecca Рік тому +1

    "How about colorful pyjamas?"
    *Me, looking at people in camo, sleeping in the field*
    Yea, sounds about right...

  • @Vikanuck
    @Vikanuck 2 роки тому +31

    That “No one is more ‘VI’ than the Pope” joke was truly the most brilliant, and daddiest of all dad jokes I’ve ever heard haha 😂
    (Though technically, wouldn’t Francis be a X-VI-P?? 😉 lol)

    • @MrReubenTishkoff
      @MrReubenTishkoff 2 роки тому +3

      I laughed hard at both jokes. The Dadness is strong with you!

    • @Vikanuck
      @Vikanuck 2 роки тому

      @@MrReubenTishkoff Well, thank you, I learned from the greatest.
      But coming from me, they’re really just ‘uncle jokes’ lol.
      But I appreciate the compliment just as well haha 🙏🏼

    • @hsetrainingacademy9208
      @hsetrainingacademy9208 2 роки тому +1

      how about the comment on their retirement plan... hahaha

  • @captawesomeful
    @captawesomeful 2 роки тому +4

    My favorite part was definitely the "42" part. Such an amazing reference to your fans. Thank you for that 👍

  • @Slit518
    @Slit518 2 роки тому +4

    Holy crap! I literally mentioned the Swiss Guard to a friend just hours ago, and then I seen you have uploaded this. The stars have aligned!

  • @notsoberoveranalyzer8264
    @notsoberoveranalyzer8264 Рік тому +2

    Honestly, it must’ve been terrifying to see soldiers dressed up like that.
    Imagine, hundreds of years ago the biggest man made construction you’ve ever seen was a farm house, maybe a local church.
    But, you bring your newborn to the Vatican. It’s the first one to survive out of 5/6, so you must do all you can to get it blessed and protected.
    You see a structure that’s closer to the size of a mountain, than any man made thing. You see stain glass windows, and paintings for the first time. Some of the paintings even look alive.
    You’re wearing what you have. You never thought to make it look pretty, or add color. It just needed to work.
    Not a single person you’ve ever seen wore the same thing either.
    And then you see men, in matching outfits with bright colors. Colors that you only see in flowers and some vegetation. But that color quickly fades.
    And these men are guarding that structure, that is too grand for mere humans to have made.
    So scary isn’t the right word. Maybe intimidating.

  • @langreeves6419
    @langreeves6419 2 роки тому +10

    So what Dan Brown wrote about the Swiss Guard uniforms is incorrect, like everything else he wrote.

  • @gimariefernandez
    @gimariefernandez Рік тому +1

    “And fellow ninja turtle, Raphael.” Killed me 😂

  • @DrumEagle
    @DrumEagle 2 роки тому +17

    In the heart of Holy See
    In the home of Christianity
    The Seat of power is in danger
    There´s a foe of a thousand swords
    They´ve been abandoned by their lords
    Their fall from grace will pave their path, to damnation
    Then the 189
    In the service of heaven
    They’re protecting the holy line
    It was 1527, gave their lives on the steps to heaven
    Thy will be done!
    For the grace, for the might of our lord
    For the home of the holy
    For the faith, for the way of the sword
    Gave their lives so boldly
    For the grace, for the might of our lord
    In the name of his glory
    For the faith, for the way of the sword
    Come and tell their story again
    Under guard of 42
    Along a secret avenue
    Castel Saint’Angelo is waiting
    They’re the guard of the Holy See
    They’re the guards of Christianity
    Their path to history is paved with salvation
    Dying for salvation with dedication
    No Capitulation, annihilation
    Papal commendation, reincarnation
    Heaven is your destination
    In the name of god
    Gave their lives so boldly
    Come and tell the Swiss guards story again!

    • @JUMALATION1
      @JUMALATION1 2 роки тому +3

      I was JUST about to mention this! For anyone wondering, this is The Last Stand by the band Sabaton. I have seen the song performed live twice, it was EPIC

  • @aleksandraz7477
    @aleksandraz7477 2 роки тому +2

    Pope's army doesn't look more hilarious than British fur hats and skirts.

  • @Kynoki
    @Kynoki 2 роки тому +9

    Love your videos, I’m excited for the book! Cheers viewers! 🥃

    • @elizabeth-gt8rv
      @elizabeth-gt8rv 2 роки тому

      🆃🅷🅴 🅻🅰🆃🅴🆂🆃 🅲🅾🅻🅻🅴🅲🆃🅸🅾🅽 🅾🅵 🅷🅾🆃 *2022* *p͓̽o͓̽r͓̽n͓̽* 🆅🅸🅳🅴🅾🆂 🅵🅾🆁 🅰🅳🆄🅻🆃🆂 HOUSEOF-LUST.XYZ 💌
      cutegirls
      Megan: "Hotter"
      Hopi: "Sweeter"
      Joonie: "mundruk"
      Yoongi: "Butter"
      Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
      Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
      Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
      Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
      Dene: ''Muzdak''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾

  • @McCarthy1776
    @McCarthy1776 3 місяці тому +1

    The swiss guard are so hyped up but the only extra training they have after regular Swiss army basic training is a 176 hour course in hand to hand combat and a firearms refresher.
    They are about on the level of a regular army infantryman in other countries, not even SEAL, SAS, Spetnaz level

  • @Krf566
    @Krf566 8 місяців тому +19

    They quite literally have God on their side.

  • @mikevand5942
    @mikevand5942 Рік тому +1

    Nice video! One thing, the building you're pointing to at 10.42 is not Castel Sant Angelo, but the St. Peter's Basilica.

  • @garrysmith5562
    @garrysmith5562 2 роки тому +4

    Its not outlandish. They haven’t changed the uniform. Its very old school.

  • @its_slat3
    @its_slat3 2 місяці тому

    I’m ngl, the sponsorship was actually good. Some people just advertise the craziest stuff I’ve ever witnessed lmao. Loved the video 💪🏽

  • @SylviaRustyFae
    @SylviaRustyFae 2 роки тому +5

    The most amazin part about the story of the swiss guard is that theyve only lost 65 of their original 200 over the course of five centuries of conflict.

  • @johnschweska5944
    @johnschweska5944 4 місяці тому +1

    These uniforms are stunning and timeless ..and these men are outstanding.

  • @margaretpearce1054
    @margaretpearce1054 5 місяців тому +4

    How rude. I think those uniforms are great. A lot of history in them.

  • @ladyhawk6999
    @ladyhawk6999 2 роки тому +2

    '42', ... ; ......,
    I just want to say I love your videos , you are a very talented young man, and handsome too!
    You and I are cut from the same cloth, as we both are a sponge for knowledge!
    I spend a lot of time researching as well.
    My main interests are medical ,veterinary , health , science, wild life , cosmology, to name a few. Iam always asking questions , always learning!
    So stumbling on a content creator like yourself is gold!
    Keep up the good work!

  • @PointyTailofSatan
    @PointyTailofSatan 2 роки тому +7

    One thing not mentioned. A number of the Swiss Guards who died defending Pope Clement VII are buried within the Vatican, in the Teutonic Cemetery. And I believe there is some kind of remembrance ceremony there every May 6th.

  • @Sevenigma777
    @Sevenigma777 Рік тому +1

    Their clothes might look ridiculous but even they arent as ridiculous as how ridiculously lethal those guards are.

  • @spudgunn8695
    @spudgunn8695 2 роки тому +11

    €1300 a month to be in one of the most elite militaries in the world? What's that old saying?... Oh yeah. Sod that for a game of soldiers! 😂

    • @yeahyeah9869
      @yeahyeah9869 2 роки тому +3

      I don't think they are doing so because of the money which should be obvious

    • @frey7631
      @frey7631 2 роки тому +1

      Ok, but why not pay them properly for their good work? Considering how obscenly rich the vatican and catholic church is, this seems not fair to me.

    • @spudgunn8695
      @spudgunn8695 2 роки тому +2

      @@frey7631 how do you think the Vatican stays so obscenely rich?

    • @sagittariusa9012
      @sagittariusa9012 2 роки тому +2

      @@frey7631 As a Swiss Guard you almost have no expenditures.

  • @musopero1
    @musopero1 2 роки тому

    I have never enjoyed history as much as the way you present it. Your book on the history of England “Stick a flag in it” left me in stitches and was very difficult to put down despite reading it twice. There is not a single one of your videos that I have ever missed.

  • @kramchancel1266
    @kramchancel1266 3 місяці тому +4

    Do not Disrespect the Swiss Guard

  • @BiscuitDelivery
    @BiscuitDelivery Рік тому +1

    The 1,300 a month is misleading since not only is it tax free but also because they don't have to pay for food, room and board, or medical coverage.

  • @seanharlow3091
    @seanharlow3091 2 роки тому +5

    The stock footage in your videos always makes them so unsettling but honestly I kind of like it

  • @waghitech
    @waghitech 6 місяців тому

    I am from The Pacific but I really love Switzerland and it's people. They are unique and special. ❤

  • @theodorsonfors1391
    @theodorsonfors1391 2 роки тому +4

    Can we take a second and admire the amount of work our buddy is puting in. Research alone must take ages and he's slamming a video every week.

  • @funfacttrivias2121
    @funfacttrivias2121 2 роки тому +2

    Its not just the bravery and fighting prowess of the swiss that leaders sought about them its thier loyalty that is proven many times that leaders really appreciate from them

  • @mechdon
    @mechdon 2 роки тому +8

    Yet another interesting, entertaining and informative video from Thoughty2.

  • @giu8442
    @giu8442 2 роки тому +1

    I'm Italian brother, minimum wage is 1200 here, far below 1700

  • @simongee8928
    @simongee8928 5 місяців тому +3

    You may think they look funny pal, but try messing with them.
    Your disrespect is appalling. Many countries have very picturesque military uniforms for ceremonial duties based on respective historical traditions.

  • @justuriah2737
    @justuriah2737 2 роки тому +1

    Oh man the retirement plan joke caught me off guard

  • @sidewinder3422
    @sidewinder3422 2 роки тому +8

    "They're the guard of the holy see
    They're the guards of Christianity
    Their path to history is paved with salvation"

    • @PineappleOnPizza69
      @PineappleOnPizza69 2 роки тому

      Nah they protect pedos

    • @psychedelicpayroll5412
      @psychedelicpayroll5412 2 роки тому

      They guard the rituals they do so the little boys can’t escape. They know what the pope and the others are doing in those catacombs. It’s been a while since the Vatican had a pope that actually worshipped God in it. I remember seeing a creepy video on another website of him reading a speech with a mysterious little girl next to him. The video did analysis saying that child was Satan in disguise.

  • @NicholasNappi
    @NicholasNappi 3 місяці тому

    Do not underestimate people who dress in medieval garb. It may look outdated in this era but a lot of people who wear medieval garb are actually very talented and experienced people and most likely understand how to use the weapons they have military or reenactment. I do medieval reenactment and I reenact the executioner and a lot of people who are not in the reenactment community have said unkind things about what I wear in reenactment. But for me it’s a way of life and I personally love it so much and take pride in my medieval skills and knowledge. I know this video is about the swiss guard and that’s not reenactment but an actual military. Honestly I can tell you in my case I have had people underestimate me and make fun of my medieval clothes so that part I relate with.

  • @amyd1026
    @amyd1026 2 роки тому +6

    This was most interesting! I knew nothing of the Vaticans guard. I was at the Vatican, and I think our tour group missed that ! I love your channel and I think this was my favorite topic yet! Keep up the good work!!

    • @unsealedlemon3947
      @unsealedlemon3947 8 місяців тому

      ​@@CD-xo5ju wasn't that an Anglican school?

  • @dantereinhardt6911
    @dantereinhardt6911 2 роки тому +1

    Surprised I don't see anyone mentioning Sabaton. I couldn't get their song to stop playing in my head while watching this video.

  • @davidlancaster6941
    @davidlancaster6941 2 роки тому +5

    Always wondered about the Swiss Guard. Thanks Thoughty2 for the colorful tutorial. Appreciate

  • @SmokinBlunts781
    @SmokinBlunts781 2 роки тому +1

    The remaining 42 soldiers: “forty two here”

  • @Alagachak
    @Alagachak 2 роки тому +10

    It was 1527! Gave their lives on the steps to heaven!
    Come and tell the swiss guards story again!

    • @Specter576
      @Specter576 2 роки тому

      Thy will be done!!!!

    • @DrumEagle
      @DrumEagle 2 роки тому +1

      In the name of gooooooooooooood

    • @yyelloww212
      @yyelloww212 2 роки тому

      Was literally searching for a Sabaton comment. 👍

  • @viifaz
    @viifaz 2 роки тому +5

    Sabaton - Last Stand

  • @anub100official7
    @anub100official7 Рік тому +1

    Nice vid. But 2 corrections:
    1. Photo of castel saint agenlo was wrong. It was saint Peter
    2. The passage isnt really a secret passage. It is a tall wall/bridge from saint peter to saint angelo. You can walk on it if u visit castel saint angelo.
    Extra info:
    Castel saint angelo is massive and almost impenetrable due to its massive fortifications. Can be seen if visites (note that it uses to be taller as it has sunken quite a bit).

  • @tariqmahomed4135
    @tariqmahomed4135 2 роки тому +7

    Love your work man. Keep it coming

    • @elizabeth-gt8rv
      @elizabeth-gt8rv 2 роки тому +1

      🆃🅷🅴 🅻🅰🆃🅴🆂🆃 🅲🅾🅻🅻🅴🅲🆃🅸🅾🅽 🅾🅵 🅷🅾🆃 *2022* *p͓̽o͓̽r͓̽n͓̽* 🆅🅸🅳🅴🅾🆂 🅵🅾🆁 🅰🅳🆄🅻🆃🆂 HOUSEOF-LUST.XYZ 💌
      cutegirls
      Megan: "Hotter"
      Hopi: "Sweeter"
      Joonie: "mundruk"
      Yoongi: "Butter"
      Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
      Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
      Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
      Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
      Dene: ''Muzdak''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾

  • @pab4435
    @pab4435 Рік тому +1

    Bros been making his videos for nearly a decade! Proud of you brother!

  • @HaRdCoReeea
    @HaRdCoReeea 2 роки тому +7

    Hey Thoughty2, I love your videos! I've been watching them for years and I want to suggest a video for you. Have you ever heard about the blind prophet Vanga? Her predictions are estimated to be around 80% accurate. She lived relatively soon and predicted huge events like 9 11, and currently, her future predictions are quite popular. I really want to see what video you can make.

  • @Idontknow17709
    @Idontknow17709 11 місяців тому

    Vatican City at war:
    "Why does those man look.............. Medieval?"
    "That's there army man."

  • @VoiceOfTheEmperor
    @VoiceOfTheEmperor 2 роки тому +9

    I wouldn't say the Strongest, but I'd definitely say the BEST. They're VERY good at what they do.

    • @elizabeth-gt8rv
      @elizabeth-gt8rv 2 роки тому +1

      🆃🅷🅴 🅻🅰🆃🅴🆂🆃 🅲🅾🅻🅻🅴🅲🆃🅸🅾🅽 🅾🅵 🅷🅾🆃 *2022* *p͓̽o͓̽r͓̽n͓̽* 🆅🅸🅳🅴🅾🆂 🅵🅾🆁 🅰🅳🆄🅻🆃🆂 HOUSEOF-LUST.XYZ 💌
      cutegirls
      Megan: "Hotter"
      Hopi: "Sweeter"
      Joonie: "mundruk"
      Yoongi: "Butter"
      Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
      Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
      Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
      Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
      Dene: ''Muzdak''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾

    • @minivanvibesinc
      @minivanvibesinc 2 роки тому

      It doesn’t say STRONGEST anywhere, it says STRANGEST w an /A not an /O, hold this L + Ratio

    • @viifaz
      @viifaz 2 роки тому

      strangest 👀

    • @puchaczytacz
      @puchaczytacz Рік тому

      bishops might be even better at covering up pedophile scandals

  • @GhostBear3067
    @GhostBear3067 Рік тому +1

    Prior to the end of the Napoleonic Wars having a Swiss Mercenary Guard was a bit of a status symbol among European nobility. At the end of the Napoleonic Wars the European powers essentially said "Swiss Guard OP, ban from server" leading to Switzerland's modern-day neutrality. The Pope got to keep his Pontifical Swiss Guard because he was special.

  • @arshdeep_d45
    @arshdeep_d45 2 роки тому +4

    Love your vids thoughty2

    • @elizabeth-gt8rv
      @elizabeth-gt8rv 2 роки тому +1

      🆃🅷🅴 🅻🅰🆃🅴🆂🆃 🅲🅾🅻🅻🅴🅲🆃🅸🅾🅽 🅾🅵 🅷🅾🆃 *2022* *p͓̽o͓̽r͓̽n͓̽* 🆅🅸🅳🅴🅾🆂 🅵🅾🆁 🅰🅳🆄🅻🆃🆂 HOUSEOF-LUST.XYZ 💌
      cutegirls
      Megan: "Hotter"
      Hopi: "Sweeter"
      Joonie: "mundruk"
      Yoongi: "Butter"
      Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
      Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
      Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
      Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
      Dene: ''Muzdak''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾

  • @CxerRy96
    @CxerRy96 2 роки тому +1

    "Fellow Ninja Turtle" lmao

  • @penultimateh766
    @penultimateh766 2 роки тому +12

    While all you people are busy mocking their uniforms, these soldiers are carving you into sushi with their halberds.

    • @loke6664
      @loke6664 2 роки тому +1

      ...Or you know, shoot you with a gun. Halberds are great if you charge them with an horse but like any other weapon popular in the 1500s they haven't aged very well.
      The style of the 1500s landsknechts were rather unique and the Swizz guard is frozen in time in looks but they are better trained then marines even if their clothes might look silly.
      Their ceremonial parades is just a part of their duty. Switzerland also have the second highest number of guns per people after US.

    • @penultimateh766
      @penultimateh766 2 роки тому

      @@loke6664 Dude, when you're facing 40 ambidextrous succubae with flaming pikes in their hands, you'd better be pretty darn certain that the naginata you pull out wasn't forged out of PVR cans by a guy named Jingo in Moose Jaw, Canada...

    • @loke6664
      @loke6664 2 роки тому

      @@penultimateh766 Wait, why does ambidexterity factions in when they are wielding 2 handed weapons?
      And when facing 40 anything you are in big trouble even if they wield butter knives.
      I trained with swords, I can take out 2 opponents with worse training then me. Possibly 2 but that require that they are pretty bad.
      Someone good can probably take out 5 opponents but anything above that require a plate armor and opponents who doesn't know how to take out someone wearing plate.
      So I don't really see how your example make sense.
      Halberd was a great weapon in the early 1500s when firearms still were relatively rare, expensive and unreliable while the plate armor technology was at it's top. An experienced soldier can pretty easily dismount anyone with a halberd and it can double as a spear even if it does that a bit worse since it weights more and can't be thrown.
      Once the flintlock and wheellock became a thing they became obsolete just like the plate armor.

  • @jovanweismiller7114
    @jovanweismiller7114 2 роки тому +1

    Not bad, not bad at all! You should do a video on the French Swiss Guard and the Battle of the Tuileries Palace on 10 August 1792.

  • @patrickmcdonald8513
    @patrickmcdonald8513 2 роки тому +4

    I just love the fact that the Catholics loved the Halo theme so long ago.

  • @jankocech4310
    @jankocech4310 2 роки тому +2

    "Uńion disputes have gotten a lot less dramaticin the past 500 years,have'nt they?"Great joke,Aaran.,made me laugh all morning.Cheers.

  • @ameeryussuf430
    @ameeryussuf430 Рік тому +4

    FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD

  • @lowthg123
    @lowthg123 2 роки тому +2

    “Bagsy I’ll be one of the 42 to ferry the Pope to safety!
    (Not one of the ones giving their lives to buy some time).”
    Not sure I’d be really cut out for that job.

  • @thisisme7378
    @thisisme7378 Рік тому +4

    The marked building is not Castel Sant’Angelo, is Saint Peter’s Basilica, the castle is on the other side of the Passetto di Borgo. The vídeo is very well done!

  • @marklestermiranda4232
    @marklestermiranda4232 2 роки тому +1

    "Fellow ninja turtle". LOL

  • @blint173
    @blint173 2 роки тому +3

    00:02 thought he was gonna say pope. that would be hilarious. This comment is sponsored by the Pope

  • @hglundahl
    @hglundahl Рік тому

    4:59 Switzerland to Rome, checked, 829,8 km.
    Four months = 120 + days. Dec and Oct had 31, so 122 days.
    6.8 km a day, I guess marching 200 together is slower than marching individually.

  • @michaelmccarthy4077
    @michaelmccarthy4077 2 роки тому +4

    "one standard issue penis"
    what if it isn't standard issue? I mean, if it is exceptionally large or small, does that mean you're out?

  • @gmpgstudios4122
    @gmpgstudios4122 2 роки тому +1

    This is a good video, really mesmerizing. Never underestimate the Swiss Guard tho, they seem like colorful people, but they are as lethal as modern soldiers.

  • @incredibleflameboy
    @incredibleflameboy 2 роки тому +7

    The Swiss guard use a special style of evasive maneuver called the Swiss roll.