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  • @lungs2919
    @lungs2919 Місяць тому +987

    Your shoes are like your trucks, you don’t want them to be socks.

  • @2jointsandamap
    @2jointsandamap Місяць тому +932

    Why do all new shoes look like Alienware computers

    • @CHAOSEXP666
      @CHAOSEXP666 Місяць тому +11

      theres nowhere to go, everything in shoe market has already explored.

    • @pickle_dog
      @pickle_dog Місяць тому +47

      ​@@CHAOSEXP666 untrue. there has yet to be a skate shoe that is made out of fossilized dinosaur poop

    • @justinland1208
      @justinland1208 Місяць тому +19

      @@pickle_dog Bruh, you haven't tried the Addidas DinoTurds? Casual alert!

    • @OneHundredPercent-100
      @OneHundredPercent-100 Місяць тому +10

      Designed by greys worn by xenomorphs and skaters.

    • @diegoflores7709
      @diegoflores7709 Місяць тому

      can you provide some examples

  • @bigbadgator
    @bigbadgator Місяць тому +343

    tax season got him uploading again😂

    • @BroadcastsFromPoorFarm
      @BroadcastsFromPoorFarm Місяць тому +18

      We’re in extension season now brother, that shit was due a week ago.

    • @Lovelykitchen300
      @Lovelykitchen300 Місяць тому +8

      It’s because he broke up w his girlfriend

    • @methrecovery6922
      @methrecovery6922 28 днів тому

      Doesn't have a job but onky has time to upload once a month.

  • @TongueOfCrow
    @TongueOfCrow Місяць тому +565

    Like if you a MF who would eat a “sandwidge”

    • @RyobiCEO
      @RyobiCEO Місяць тому +31

      I also noticed this guy says “rother” instead of “rather”

    • @DowntimeMedia
      @DowntimeMedia Місяць тому +16

      @@RyobiCEOhe’s British lmao

    • @GrammerOfficer
      @GrammerOfficer Місяць тому +8

      I prefer sandwedge.

    • @tkugsify
      @tkugsify Місяць тому +4

      Samwij

    • @MethMeister23
      @MethMeister23 Місяць тому

      *sandwitch

  • @DIYOrDIE777
    @DIYOrDIE777 Місяць тому +134

    "I´d like to think of Chris Roberts as a non-sexual entity"

    • @alexandergunaka666
      @alexandergunaka666 Місяць тому +9

      I can’t picture Roger, Chris, or Kelly doing the dirty. Streezus was their only shot and they blew it.

    • @bennyfairfax1
      @bennyfairfax1 Місяць тому +3

      ​@alexandergunaka973 generational pun or am i reading too much into that last line? "Shot" and "blew"

    • @alexandergunaka666
      @alexandergunaka666 Місяць тому +1

      @@bennyfairfax1 oh man that was an accidental pun. Haha

    • @alexandergunaka666
      @alexandergunaka666 Місяць тому +6

      @@bennyfairfax1 although it seems like you could convince Kelly to blow a guard so the team gets 10 more tries

    • @thickenstein
      @thickenstein 15 днів тому

      Chris probably gets his, but he's picky. Kelly pulls em in the way nice guys do, and Roger is looking for a sweet girl who wants to learn to skate.

  • @stjamal11
    @stjamal11 Місяць тому +217

    damn, even the skate daddy Ben D caught a stray in this one. at least Joa keeps it real and actually even calls out his friends too. more people need people like that in their lives.

    • @nmk7.5
      @nmk7.5 Місяць тому +35

      I agree. You can tell he obviously respects Ben a lot because he really didn’t go in on him that hard. He was simply being honest and using him to help demonstrate the bigger issue (Vans) instead of insulting him personally.

  • @Jmjmjmjmjmjmjmjmjmjmjm1
    @Jmjmjmjmjmjmjmjmjmjmjm1 Місяць тому +157

    Neon green = Aliens. Alien = tech. Built in socks = stupid. It’s all coming together… But for real, this is like when Homer Simpson invented the car for his brother’s company.

    • @rooftopjunglegym4849
      @rooftopjunglegym4849 Місяць тому +5

      Car&shoe bubble design🫧🤤

    • @diletantenonchalant7
      @diletantenonchalant7 Місяць тому

      Green and black harkens back to old computer monitors, a colorway that was brought back for the "cyber punk" era darling, "The Matrix"... we just ran through a mid 90's Jinco/hi8 resurgence and so on to the y2k rewind. Personally, i'm looking forward to drag queens dressed as "Bro ho's".

    • @delamiket
      @delamiket Місяць тому +2

      Flubber

    • @abberosen
      @abberosen Місяць тому +1

      La Cucaracha

    • @rebusd
      @rebusd Місяць тому

      @@abberosen😂homers final touch 😂😂

  • @antman0719
    @antman0719 Місяць тому +249

    $130 to skate some shoes is crazy

    • @walmorcarvalho2512
      @walmorcarvalho2512 Місяць тому +24

      Let alone "sock shoes" that will rip to shreds on a skateboard griptape in zero seconds flat

    • @dillweeddillweed3692
      @dillweeddillweed3692 Місяць тому +13

      Boy do I miss having a flow sponsor for shoes. These prices are ridiculous

    • @imDezrt
      @imDezrt Місяць тому +32

      Anybody who buys Vans retail is getting scammed, esp in the socal market. Wait a few months and then go to Ross, $30-40. Occasionally some NB numerics in there too. Take the Rosspill

    • @eledwindela
      @eledwindela Місяць тому

      Ugly to top it off

    • @grampsskateboarding4814
      @grampsskateboarding4814 Місяць тому +4

      130 bucks to destroy on jessup

  • @ledzeppy101
    @ledzeppy101 Місяць тому +132

    woah i got really invested in that breaking bad clip for a moment

    • @malice4422
      @malice4422 Місяць тому +4

      Have you seen the show? Its worth watching

    • @ledzeppy101
      @ledzeppy101 Місяць тому +2

      @@malice4422 yep, one of the best for sure

    • @djkemaito9597
      @djkemaito9597 Місяць тому +1

      @@ledzeppy101 ikr my skyler hate sky rocketed lmao

    • @Solaxer
      @Solaxer Місяць тому

      @@djkemaito9597 Ah no hate for the literally drug pin meth overlord father who got his wifes brother killed, just the evil bitch wife who wants her family to grow up in a safe environment not being hunted by the cartel.

  • @zzzsmoovie9584
    @zzzsmoovie9584 Місяць тому +113

    Vans needs to close all those vans stores and focus on the classics. They don't realize it yet they need to downsize.

    • @bbymams
      @bbymams Місяць тому +9

      bingo

    • @symsdhk
      @symsdhk Місяць тому +5

      Hope someone at Vans read this!

    • @MildChunkySalsa
      @MildChunkySalsa Місяць тому +4

      They closed the one near me, I thought that place was bulletproof

    • @infinidominion
      @infinidominion Місяць тому +15

      If any employees can't kickflip, shut that store down 😂

    • @djkemaito9597
      @djkemaito9597 Місяць тому

      facts dude well said

  • @blookazoo192
    @blookazoo192 Місяць тому +49

    Skating has died before and it looks like its gonna die again, this time from over saturation and zero connections from the brands to the skaters

    • @al1by
      @al1by Місяць тому +1

      Until it’s took out the Olympics I doubt that skating prob will only go up from there

  • @dylaytch
    @dylaytch Місяць тому +70

    Anthony Van Engelen came into my sandwich shop today and ordered a tuna sandwich with extra mayo

  • @JHanrahan
    @JHanrahan Місяць тому +22

    Charging for a Catholic app is the most Catholic thing ever tbh

  • @hellbound2012
    @hellbound2012 Місяць тому +50

    Chris fucking with a backwards hat on 🤣

  • @Concretelicker
    @Concretelicker Місяць тому +339

    Can't wait to find these shoes on the clearance rack at my local Marshall's!

    • @elcaminocarcrsh
      @elcaminocarcrsh Місяць тому

      😂😂😂

    • @souluti0n
      @souluti0n Місяць тому

      Vans or Opus?

    • @gunpla_sk8
      @gunpla_sk8 Місяць тому +4

      Ross definitely gunna stock

    • @Justdont693
      @Justdont693 Місяць тому +1

      @@gunpla_sk8my buddy got a pair…. Not the sock ones but damn. Maybe a prototype. It’s damn near the same shoe. At Ross. 😂

  • @pdpd-pd
    @pdpd-pd Місяць тому +123

    the Mark Walhberg brand awareness campaign got GH on the prayroll

    • @alexandergunaka666
      @alexandergunaka666 Місяць тому +8

      We must protect Jerry HSU from Mark. Look up his early life to see what I mean and why he’s praying so much.

  • @isaacpeter9851
    @isaacpeter9851 Місяць тому +92

    the much-needed return of the messiah

    • @SockiThePoser
      @SockiThePoser Місяць тому +24

      D1 glaze fest

    • @2w408
      @2w408 Місяць тому

      ridin so hard u needa new butt

    • @mark7592
      @mark7592 Місяць тому +2

      Lisan al gaib!

  • @444dontperceive
    @444dontperceive Місяць тому +23

    +1 dementia for every time i hear “sock shoe”

  • @aleksnickless
    @aleksnickless Місяць тому +24

    do NOT ask mark wahlberg about the Vietnamese community

  • @wombatonsteroids
    @wombatonsteroids Місяць тому +48

    I hate seeing how many old skate legends are turning into completely blatant kooks.

    • @HelgeStrichen
      @HelgeStrichen Місяць тому

      ​@@drinkingpoolwater its Always the Guys you most suspect

    • @armin38822
      @armin38822 Місяць тому +5

      They were always kooks. Is just before this,the media was a bit different.

    • @juvedoo99
      @juvedoo99 Місяць тому

      @@armin38822bingo… The dudes that actually are still grounded in reality have been done hella dirty. See: Jeremy Wray, Ronnie Creager, Moose, Fred Gall.

  • @dunkarizona3552
    @dunkarizona3552 Місяць тому +66

    what if joa is just being lobbied by big skate, he’s getting paid !

    • @jimboshrump
      @jimboshrump Місяць тому +14

      Hed be the most gifted hater of all time

    • @t1k1z70
      @t1k1z70 Місяць тому +3

      either way, we're boned

    • @villainvillain1
      @villainvillain1 Місяць тому +4

      I’ve said this before about Nyjah and him. They 🤝🏼brainstormed (mostly joa) and came up with a slew of outfits and content. Nyjah gets free exposure, joa gets hella content. 👽 👽 👽

  • @froderickalabaster
    @froderickalabaster Місяць тому +73

    i saw joa at a grocery store yesterday. i told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but i didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
    he said, “oh, like you’re doing now?”
    i was taken aback, and all i could say was “huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. i walked away and continued with my shopping, and i heard him chuckle as i walked off. when i came to pay for my stuff up front i saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen milky ways in his hands without paying.
    the girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “sir, you need to pay for those first.” at first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. when she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. i don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

    • @tkugsify
      @tkugsify Місяць тому +30

      Many such cases

    • @Mente3quilibrada
      @Mente3quilibrada Місяць тому +1

      Jesus, your therapy bills must be monumental if it made this sort of impression on you.

    • @Freshomania
      @Freshomania Місяць тому +8

      classic

    • @R37ARD3D
      @R37ARD3D Місяць тому +10

      The gen alphas will think this is original fan(non)fiction

    • @a.r.4822
      @a.r.4822 Місяць тому +1

      Fucking low tier copy pasta

  • @PrinceVegita1
    @PrinceVegita1 Місяць тому +11

    I almost feel bad when Vans releases new shoes because I always just end up buying a new pair of old skools or era anyway.

    • @juvedoo99
      @juvedoo99 Місяць тому

      NGL the Rowley XLT re-releases are sick.

  • @astralelk
    @astralelk Місяць тому +37

    Vans making shoes for dads that need to take out the trash, but might try to hit a kick flip in the garage after.

  • @thomascreech1696
    @thomascreech1696 Місяць тому +18

    Vincent rides for Lakai. Wasn't expecting him to fawn all over some vans.

  • @shmooveyea
    @shmooveyea Місяць тому +25

    This shit is the Skibidi toilet of gen z skaters

  • @stephngibson5517
    @stephngibson5517 Місяць тому +9

    Dude the heel flip comment had me crying 😭

  • @alfredsantiogo1845
    @alfredsantiogo1845 Місяць тому +19

    Everyone ignoring the fact that Vans is shilling profits from this shoe to SawCon. Major red flag!

  • @lautaromarin552
    @lautaromarin552 Місяць тому +48

    Nah, still can't believe they bought Ben Degros. I'm still crying to C418 because of it

    • @pudson66
      @pudson66 Місяць тому +6

      C418 slowed 300%

    • @infinidominion
      @infinidominion Місяць тому

      He shit on UA-camrs but is a fucking UA-camr..... SOMEBODY GET TED OUTTA THE SHADOWS TO HOLD UP SOME STANDARDS!!

  • @bonetosky
    @bonetosky День тому

    "an Arizona iced tea costs ¢99, Ryan Sheckler rides for Etnies" 😆illusions shattered! love it

  • @bork909
    @bork909 Місяць тому +15

    lets not forget mark walhbergs hate crimes

    • @infinidominion
      @infinidominion Місяць тому +1

      And how expensive the damn hipster burgers are

    • @Ohms_vs_Draaggs
      @Ohms_vs_Draaggs Місяць тому +1

      @@infinidominion15 bucks for a patty melt is whack

  • @VietnameseMarkWahlberg
    @VietnameseMarkWahlberg Місяць тому +16

    Man, shoes are so interesting.

  • @Andrewcantron7
    @Andrewcantron7 Місяць тому +9

    That ultimate waffle burn was levels

  • @sukice
    @sukice Місяць тому +10

    I would not be shocked if the nine club didn’t receive a cent. Sure, they may have got free shoes and a PR release, but I seriously doubt they’re paying the Es guy, and Lakai guy to review the shoe.

    • @josiahamaze
      @josiahamaze Місяць тому +1

      They did. They had a 30 min paid segment hopefully joa covers this in video

    • @braydelowe2097
      @braydelowe2097 Місяць тому

      #chrisrobertsnumberonedefender

    • @braydelowe2097
      @braydelowe2097 Місяць тому

      Are you one of his little minions? Did he send you to come and make this comment?

    • @rayrobelo7262
      @rayrobelo7262 Місяць тому

      They recently interviewed Steve Van Doren, since then a lot of vans promoting has been happening on the nine club

    • @satchelyork
      @satchelyork Місяць тому +5

      Bullshit. You can tell by the way dude goes 'Oh it's heavy here, but uh, I mean not heavy.' Because he is too afraid of saying anything could come off negative in a paid spot.

  • @user-lh7ix1qg8p
    @user-lh7ix1qg8p Місяць тому +3

    I like how lowkey the 9 club people roasted the shoe more than Joa, and they were in a position where they had to say positive things about it.

  • @logojones96
    @logojones96 Місяць тому +3

    I had just watched this on Patreon and then saw a lady In the PHX airport in a full Municipal fit. It was amazing

  • @hangingwithnick3251
    @hangingwithnick3251 Місяць тому +17

    16:50 he not lying, gotta have a heel flip area 😂😂✊🏾

  • @crikey1mate
    @crikey1mate Місяць тому +69

    Vans losing money the same year they gave Beatrice a pro model? Wow shocked

    • @ethan8532
      @ethan8532 Місяць тому +4

      Who?

    • @IbrahimMuhammad_114
      @IbrahimMuhammad_114 Місяць тому +10

      She blocked me on X 😂😂😂

    • @diplenski
      @diplenski Місяць тому +3

      her shoe actually kinda sick. can't say i'm a fan of hers, but the shoe looks like a cupsole halfcab

    • @oopsydaizi3s824
      @oopsydaizi3s824 Місяць тому +1

      Hasn’t she had one for 2 years? Or was that just a colour way ?

    • @diplenski
      @diplenski Місяць тому +1

      @@oopsydaizi3s824 idk i meant the zahba mid, i guess she has a slip-on loafer too

  • @gunpla_sk8
    @gunpla_sk8 Місяць тому +36

    Rip FP footwear joey jumped ship!!!

    • @charlieduvall6463
      @charlieduvall6463 Місяць тому +5

      Bev skating comfortable new balance that dont make your feet hurt

    • @smilierl6865
      @smilierl6865 Місяць тому +4

      Fp is beyond overrated

    • @fernandoreyes680
      @fernandoreyes680 Місяць тому

      @@smilierl6865 is it? I’ve probably never seen those shoes out in the wild

    • @nickt204
      @nickt204 Місяць тому +1

      A few skaters left FP

  • @dagttv
    @dagttv Місяць тому +44

    Kelly works for Es so you know he's trying to throw shade at anything that isn't Soletec.

    • @drinkingpoolwater
      @drinkingpoolwater Місяць тому +8

      Kelly is such a dork

    • @growupdad8922
      @growupdad8922 Місяць тому +1

      This was my first thought and I came to the comments to see if anyone else was putting that together. Dude is just hating and throwing as much shade with his little comments and even his facial expressions. Kelly - you’re 50 bro it’s time to not be 22 anymore.

    • @juvedoo99
      @juvedoo99 Місяць тому +1

      True but someone has to at least attempt to stand up for core brands.

  • @MikeHunt-sx4hs
    @MikeHunt-sx4hs Місяць тому +7

    They bought Daddy Ben!? NOOO😭

  • @tomcampbell8934
    @tomcampbell8934 Місяць тому +14

    I saw Joa in a Walmart shopping alone, when suddenly a turd slips out of his basketball shorts and lands on the ground. He then blames it on a disabled kid. Absolutely disgusting thing to do and I am no longer a fan of his.

    • @djkemaito9597
      @djkemaito9597 Місяць тому +2

      i suffer a similar phenomena after credit carding a hard flip

  • @camerpin
    @camerpin Місяць тому +2

    Shoe tip: many of the non-skaters that buy vans end up donating them to thrift stores a few months later. Every time I stop by Savers I find a good pair of vans to skate in for $10. Best part, I don’t feel bad skating the shit outta them.

  • @CJOMEDIA
    @CJOMEDIA Місяць тому +8

    P448 is literally 300-500 dollars for dog shit shoes

    • @benmcreynolds8581
      @benmcreynolds8581 Місяць тому

      They look exactly like a copy paste version of those Hot Topic Etnies from 2001.. Why are so many companies shamelessly stealing already done crappy shoes we used to get from Payless shoe store.. desinged with the utmost minimalism and yet charging an absolute Absurd amount for them?

  • @skibidicum89
    @skibidicum89 Місяць тому +9

    what if instead of skateboarding we called it freakboarding and just skated naked

    • @oopsydaizi3s824
      @oopsydaizi3s824 Місяць тому

      Big Brother had right idea

    • @SockiThePoser
      @SockiThePoser Місяць тому

      What if Tony Hawk was Tony freak and instead of being paid to be in advertisements he was paid to be in pornos

    • @SockiThePoser
      @SockiThePoser Місяць тому +1

      What instead of a kickflip it was a freak flip and you flipped the board with your johnson

    • @75YBA
      @75YBA Місяць тому

      Google “Steve Schneer”.

  • @OneHundredPercent-100
    @OneHundredPercent-100 Місяць тому +47

    Thank fuck theres finally something decent on. Joa is one of the few non affected voices on UA-cam. He tells it like is.

    • @MaatStile
      @MaatStile Місяць тому

      how long until he gets corrupted? 😔

    • @OneHundredPercent-100
      @OneHundredPercent-100 Місяць тому +1

      @@MaatStile I can't see that happening with lifted tater. Too cynical and grounded to roll that dice. Time will tell, it can't keep it's mouth shut.

    • @SockiThePoser
      @SockiThePoser Місяць тому +8

      What if gifted hater was name gifted freaky and instead of being gifted at hating he was gifted at being freaky

    • @OneHundredPercent-100
      @OneHundredPercent-100 Місяць тому +1

      @@SockiThePoser what if man. What if his name was lifted tater and he gave tips on gardening?
      Hope he doesn't see this.

  • @dadmadedinner5456
    @dadmadedinner5456 Місяць тому +22

    Cariuma was on cnn’s “earth day brands” list. Thoughts?

    • @ashleybrown4754
      @ashleybrown4754 Місяць тому +49

      Cariuma News Network

    • @malice4422
      @malice4422 Місяць тому +1

      Cariuma was what the models were wearing in the training video for my job

    • @GrammerOfficer
      @GrammerOfficer Місяць тому

      ​😂💀@@ashleybrown4754

    • @drinkingpoolwater
      @drinkingpoolwater Місяць тому +7

      the Scientology networks run deep. Berra got that connect

    • @cfrewyeah
      @cfrewyeah Місяць тому +2

      ​@@drinkingpoolwater Scientology in skateboarding really needs to be talked about more. Get that shit off my lawn

  • @realmackle
    @realmackle Місяць тому +14

    Shoes are like trucks, you dont want them to be socks is going to be a phrase I use too often

    • @WwhofXckingcares
      @WwhofXckingcares Місяць тому +2

      O.G. KEUSHHH. Lol marky recording himself kissing marrys feet or whatever then turning around and staring right at the camera and whispering stay prayed up is weird amd cringe af.also the thing about all new shoes are the same. Random shit on the outside but same shape. Make em wide make em like the shape of the foot. Play with the actual shape of how they wear and fit. Not the same shape different cut. Nike vans lakai Emerica whatever. Pull the soul out. Same. It's bs

    • @gamingwiththepros2057
      @gamingwiththepros2057 Місяць тому +1

      Bro really tried to copy someone 💀

    • @a.r.4822
      @a.r.4822 Місяць тому

      Nothing more sad than copying a top comment

    • @realmackle
      @realmackle Місяць тому

      @@a.r.4822 bro what? are you autistic? its a quote from the video

  • @supercarspecifics
    @supercarspecifics Місяць тому +21

    and now we know why the SLS judging is the way it is, kelly cant even judge a shoe properly LOL

  • @2onStikyiiky
    @2onStikyiiky Місяць тому +2

    That Fingerboard Cup fill was RAW nbd shredding

  • @Bobbysk8salot
    @Bobbysk8salot Місяць тому +6

    Arizona tea is 1.29$ now a days Joa…

  • @AgentZ7
    @AgentZ7 Місяць тому +4

    Nvidia GeForce x Monster Energy x Vans x Danny Phantom edition

  • @shanonathon
    @shanonathon Місяць тому +9

    Crob mispronounces things wrong even more than my parents. Like boomer levels

    • @a.r.4822
      @a.r.4822 Місяць тому

      He's the guy to say "Show-say" to someone called José

  • @julianboyd8719
    @julianboyd8719 Місяць тому +2

    The OG AVE shoes are awesome. Really durabble cupsole but it skates like a vulc shoe.

  • @iguanajoe9329
    @iguanajoe9329 Місяць тому +2

    Ave shoe "collector" here (I just happen to own a shit to of them, they're practical and beautiful and classy). They've never been sock shoes up to this point, and whatever they did, worked because these sold out in less than a day. All jokes and hate aside, Anthony Van Engelen along with Kyle Walker and Gilbert Crockett are the some of the only skaters pushing out signature shoes in Vans instead of a classic re-color with a signature on it, like Tony Hawk did...

  • @fuckboi_killa
    @fuckboi_killa Місяць тому +51

    Mark Walberg personly apologize to the current pope for his role in Bogie Nights. He also has a couple charges for assault, once knocking out a Vietnamese mans eye but in his defence he was high on PCP at the time

    • @The_Kevinist
      @The_Kevinist Місяць тому +2

      What.

    • @joelglanton6531
      @joelglanton6531 Місяць тому +12

      ​@@The_KevinistHe blinded a guy in one eye with a bat while yelling "you f**king Vietnam s**t."

    • @The_Kevinist
      @The_Kevinist Місяць тому +3

      @@joelglanton6531
      Oh ok, OP's post sounded like the ramblings of a schizo so i was confused for a second.

    • @AndySo2000
      @AndySo2000 Місяць тому

      PCP isn’t actually a real thing. Seriously

    • @joelglanton6531
      @joelglanton6531 Місяць тому +7

      @@The_Kevinist How did it sound like that? It took you just as long to post these two comments as it would've taken to Google what he wrote. It sounds like you probably get "confused" a lot.

  • @spac3nugz
    @spac3nugz Місяць тому +9

    “the ultimate waffle is when guys on the nine club try to shill a $130 sock shoe that none of them have ever put on. thats an ultimate waffle”

  • @logenmiller4060
    @logenmiller4060 Місяць тому +5

    bro they litteraly are sold out of most sizes on the vans website

    • @Jonnyhprips
      @Jonnyhprips Місяць тому

      Still haven’t seen anyone skating them tho😅

    • @butters3063
      @butters3063 Місяць тому

      because they made significantly less than the do for other shoes. they learned their lesson with beatrice domonds shoes

  • @sunbearwizard
    @sunbearwizard Місяць тому +1

    I work at a vans and I can confirm, we all hate these new shoes. They ass.

  • @astro7211
    @astro7211 Місяць тому +18

    lifted tater uploaded

  • @xXavokx
    @xXavokx Місяць тому +4

    TBH,Vans "Rowan's 2" are actually a gnarly shoe. I skated them and they are really good.

    • @infinidominion
      @infinidominion Місяць тому

      They look like early 2000's Sketchers

    • @bigmikerel3603
      @bigmikerel3603 Місяць тому

      the rowan 2 is goated

    • @juvedoo99
      @juvedoo99 Місяць тому

      @@infinidominionMore like Sketchers copied skate shoe styles.

  • @jarredjackson1150
    @jarredjackson1150 Місяць тому +1

    Can't lie I liked the skateboard stand up skit about grinding the bench 😂.

  • @tjmanning
    @tjmanning Місяць тому +2

    to be fair to Kelly, he is a major part of es. Cant have him talking up the competition too much

  • @schawink
    @schawink Місяць тому +3

    Joa out here looking like Walmart Alex Hatfield 😂

  • @tylerherbert8780
    @tylerherbert8780 Місяць тому +12

    Marky mark is staying *payed up via exploitation which is actually very Christian of him

  • @AndySo2000
    @AndySo2000 Місяць тому

    Vans died hard in the late 90s when puffy cupsole was big in skating. They only sold vans in Walmart for quite sometime. They aren’t falling off ever since they brought the brand back a long time ago. They aren’t hurting

  • @Noastamper
    @Noastamper Місяць тому +2

    vincent and kelly work for other shoe brands i wouldn’t expect much praise from them about vans.

  • @18JR78
    @18JR78 Місяць тому +10

    GH is the REDBAR of skateboarding. 10/10

  • @antonarcane93
    @antonarcane93 Місяць тому +3

    Vans’s problem is growth. Now that they’re corporate owned, share holders want growth, but no one cares about their new shoes. They just need to admit what they are: an amazing CLASSICS shoe company. Just sell what you are good at and chill on trying to grow.

    • @Peter-ff1tp
      @Peter-ff1tp Місяць тому +1

      What the fuck do you mean NOW that they are corporate owned?
      Vans was purchased for $74 million dollars in 1988.

    • @antonarcane93
      @antonarcane93 Місяць тому +1

      @@Peter-ff1tpVF Corp 2004

    • @juvedoo99
      @juvedoo99 Місяць тому

      It’s the same shit that Fender guitars is going through. They want to be so innovative and forward thinking. That’s cool, if you’re like Ibanez or Kiesel. But fender is heritage brand. Just do your classics, do them well, and you’ll always sell.

  • @ChristAirOnFlat
    @ChristAirOnFlat Місяць тому

    The prayer burn 😂 he is truly gifted. My kind of guy

  • @REVEALZ13
    @REVEALZ13 Місяць тому +1

    Joa fr shaking the loose change out of corporate skating
    And still manages to skate !

  • @Blauserk
    @Blauserk Місяць тому +28

    The skate scene is old heads reviewing a skate shoe without skating it

  • @CHAOSEXP666
    @CHAOSEXP666 Місяць тому +6

    Vincent from LAKAI being obligated to review a vans shoe and saing its a goos shoe :O :O :O :O :O

    • @juvedoo99
      @juvedoo99 Місяць тому

      Carrol and Howard should check him for that violation lol

  • @JackizTrash
    @JackizTrash Місяць тому

    This is exactly the vid I was hoping you’d make about VF. Funny and real-talk as usual ☝️👍 🗣️

  • @parallelparkerrr
    @parallelparkerrr Місяць тому +823

    Only 1 view in 47 seconds, Joa is washed

    • @kyledorrell2013
      @kyledorrell2013 Місяць тому +111

      As washed as this overused comment.

    • @JaySlimCodes
      @JaySlimCodes Місяць тому +28

      I copied your comment and it’s going to get more likes

    • @roberthorry621
      @roberthorry621 Місяць тому +1

      hes a scrub - o

    • @coronacrazy7705
      @coronacrazy7705 Місяць тому

      lmao you look dumb rn mr 2 likes jay

    • @AnneALias
      @AnneALias Місяць тому +6

      This is so original

  • @mongomanproductions1049
    @mongomanproductions1049 Місяць тому +7

    Good video but was the 27 minute sex scene neccesary?

  • @aveenvp
    @aveenvp Місяць тому

    the last minute of this video genuinely spiked my blood pressure by like 10 points

  • @CHAOSEXP666
    @CHAOSEXP666 Місяць тому +1

    In Florianopolis Pedro Barros City this shoe is a complete success.

  • @lefty36
    @lefty36 Місяць тому +7

    at least the nine club guys are being somewhat honest lol

  • @LateGrabber
    @LateGrabber Місяць тому +5

    I didn’t know you were this based, Joa. Thanks for going in on Marky Mark and the funky Catholics. ☦️😊

  • @GoobyMane
    @GoobyMane Місяць тому

    when those opus shoes popped up on screen the first thing that popped into my head was the hsu. Damn near identical

  • @08Jackson08
    @08Jackson08 Місяць тому +1

    reminds me of when homer simpson meets his twin brother and his brother lets him build a costum car for his company and its ugly and over the top and has no functionality, he ends up losing his company and going bankrupt

  • @ClippitOfficeAssistant
    @ClippitOfficeAssistant Місяць тому +30

    Last Resort: Releases boring ass shoe, Joa loses his mind.
    Opus: Releases boring ass shoe, Joa: 'Its boring'.

    • @dannykennedy124
      @dannykennedy124 Місяць тому +8

      L take

    • @sushiquad
      @sushiquad Місяць тому +3

      YOU ARE RIGHT. TIME FOR ME TO BUY SOME OPUS BLEACH SHOES BEFORE LAST RESORT COPIES THE BLEACH IDEA.

    • @allstopblue5717
      @allstopblue5717 Місяць тому +2

      Last resort’s look so fucking lame. I would literally wear Cariuma over that super k mart looking garbage

    • @josephbrown5230
      @josephbrown5230 Місяць тому

      Nah last resort have a sense of understated style - that opus shit is just like the shitty skate shoes we had 20 years ago without branding. There’s a difference

    • @jvgcgjkckhckchckckhhc
      @jvgcgjkckhckchckckhhc Місяць тому

      @@josephbrown5230 croc leather tassel skate loafers and ipath cats rip offs is stylish lol

  • @SitKid721
    @SitKid721 Місяць тому +5

    some nyjahs at home

  • @Gvnrae
    @Gvnrae Місяць тому +1

    That Standard Mid shoe kind of reminds me of the Westgate from way back

  • @Lilbroda
    @Lilbroda Місяць тому +2

    They tried to be "tech" back in the mid to late 90s as well... It didn't went well

    • @juvedoo99
      @juvedoo99 Місяць тому

      It went really well. Skaters were getting payed huge off those shoes. The Jenoski’s came along and switched it all up

    • @Lilbroda
      @Lilbroda Місяць тому +1

      @@juvedoo99 Dude, the Jenoski’s came out in 2009. I am talking about the 90s. They almost went bankrupt trying to compete with DC and És and all those more "modern" shoe brands. Were you even alive back then?

  • @supercarspecifics
    @supercarspecifics Місяць тому +4

    they do it in the sportscar/supercar/hypercar world to Mercedes amg uses bright green to indicate carbon ceryamic brakes same with porsche , porsche used it on their Porsche 918 spyder hypercar to determine that it was a weissach package , but let it be known I am a huge fan of the 918 spyder as Ive been for a ride in one and have massive knowledge on porsche so I a mporsche nerd like i am skate nerd even though imma cripple now

  • @Iscobroooooo
    @Iscobroooooo Місяць тому +9

    I hate vans.. apparently a local skater just died cause I just found like 5 sets of my size at goodwill of vans pros for 7 bucks a pair 😕 will be skating them for awhile

  • @brokedownsuperman
    @brokedownsuperman Місяць тому +1

    Somewhere in a Ross Department Store, someone is buying the AVE 2.0.

  • @The_Kevinist
    @The_Kevinist Місяць тому

    The Opus shoe looks more like that one mid top Vulcanized pro model Brandon Westgate had on Emerica a long time ago rather than the halfcab imo.

  • @sanctummusic639
    @sanctummusic639 Місяць тому +3

    Reynolds 3s had the lime green on the inside. miss those.

    • @oopsydaizi3s824
      @oopsydaizi3s824 Місяць тому +1

      Still have a pair of those i saved a few years ago. Such a solid shoe.

  • @tylergates4075
    @tylergates4075 Місяць тому +3

    Nine club looking like they're pretending to like a Christmas gift at the dinner table.

  • @WonderingAroundWithAustin
    @WonderingAroundWithAustin Місяць тому

    one of the opus shoes looks like a emerica hsu mid, the other looks like a Dylan (huf)/ emerica Reynolds cruiser hybrid

  • @2onStikyiiky
    @2onStikyiiky Місяць тому +1

    I'm just here to lift up my friend for being a REAL 1 🏆

  • @Xman3k
    @Xman3k Місяць тому +6

    Prime joa would’ve had 1k views by now 😭🙏🏾🙏🏾

  • @MichaelRelevant
    @MichaelRelevant Місяць тому +4

    58 likes in one minute is pretty good.

  • @souzsifu
    @souzsifu Місяць тому

    I got truly captivated in that breaking bad clip for a sec ngl lol

  • @chaddsinclairofficial
    @chaddsinclairofficial Місяць тому +1

    if vans wanted a honest review on their shoes, they should send it to someone who would do like 1000 kickflips in them in one skate sesh and give their honest review and not a bunch of guys getting paid to promote it and talk about it trying to hype it up with out even trying them on yet alone trying to skate in them...

  • @GhillieGunsen
    @GhillieGunsen Місяць тому +4

    sandwidge

  • @jdez2701
    @jdez2701 Місяць тому +3

    I hate skating vans, I want to love em so bad lol but they don’t do it for me

    • @charlesdontcare
      @charlesdontcare Місяць тому

      thats how i feel with half cabs. feet hurt like hell even walking in them.

    • @juvedoo99
      @juvedoo99 Місяць тому +1

      They’re definitely not comfortable to skate in.