Damn that was the recruiter that picked me up at Meps after I took my ASVAB. But then SSG Brooks was my recruiter. Wooow good to see you again men, I knew you could be a good comedian.
Ambition, honesty and drive are the lie that allows people to believe they can be funny on stage. It's courageous to fight for a noble cause. It doesn't give you a red carpet to be a comedian. Driving hard with ambition at 500 miles an hour doesn't make you funny. That's not how funny works. It's how fraternities work.
I can honestly say as an Army medic for 5 years, Ive spent more time looking at dudes junk then actually treating casualties.
Takes a brave man for that.
PFC Gramajo Motrin fixes everything
You know how hard it was to get doc to look at your junk when something was actually wrong? Lol
Meat gazing during piss tests?
Hey Doc, can you take a look at this? ::flops dick out::
Haha I WAS a Medic, '08-12, and he's not lying with pretty much everything he said about it!
Who gives a fuck
@@stellarlivingstoned I do
Damn that was the recruiter that picked me up at Meps after I took my ASVAB. But then SSG Brooks was my recruiter. Wooow good to see you again men, I knew you could be a good comedian.
Omfg when he said there was a sign in roster going around I lost my shit😂😂😂
You can tell Shane is a fan of Mitch Hedberg.... He's got a very similar cadence. Nice spot, man!
This man is my first sergeant now
No, you have an ElTee screaming in your headset.
* funny ass guy
that’s my First Sgt!
Lmaoo shits hella true
My joke
Veteran dogs, that frightening the new friends, he was going have
Chipped so police, had a go,
O wanna go home,. Denmark
Look
Ambition, honesty and drive are the lie that allows people to believe they can be funny on stage. It's courageous to fight for a noble cause. It doesn't give you a red carpet to be a comedian. Driving hard with ambition at 500 miles an hour doesn't make you funny. That's not how funny works. It's how fraternities work.
Sir, this is an Arby's.
Ok boomer
Sir actually this is a McDonald’s... he thinks this is Arby’s...
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