The Weird Non-Porn Stuff People Jerk Off To

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  • Опубліковано 19 чер 2019
  • Big Jay and Dan talk to callers about - what else? - jerking off.
    (Contrains strong language.)
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  • @ComedyCentral
    @ComedyCentral  5 років тому +51

    0:01 Jay scats to a Corey Feldman performance
    1:04 How to fill a bookshelf
    6:35 Caller Topic: weirdest non-porn thing you've ever jerked it to
    26:04 Jay and Dan draw each other some porn

    • @cohenkane2148
      @cohenkane2148 5 років тому +2

      I worked at a 'naturist society' resort. At age 18. Weird jerk offs to weird posing after dark. Weird wild stuff. 1990s. Oof faah.

    • @Cdumps21
      @Cdumps21 5 років тому

      I've paid for comedy central app for over a year just in case I want to watch Jay's special again. That and the Comedy Jam is the only thing I've used it for.

    • @seemslegit2412
      @seemslegit2412 4 роки тому +1

      where can I see the uncensored drawings? 😂

    • @seanob9245
      @seanob9245 7 місяців тому

      32:27 Smoke Break 🚬

  • @kylebdemented1
    @kylebdemented1 5 років тому +124

    Comedy central needs to realize what they have here. Two phenomenal comedians and on air radio personalities that are clearly great friends and are surrounded by a radio crew that seems to love what they do.
    In my opinion this kind of chemistry/potential is not an every day find and CC would be silly to not capitalize on this opportunity.

    • @loveiscactus4294
      @loveiscactus4294 5 років тому +3

      how r they not capitalising? it's on their network.

    • @kylebdemented1
      @kylebdemented1 5 років тому +10

      @@loveiscactus4294 I mean it in the sense that I think they need to promote them more and get them more visible to the random viewers. Obviously I'm biased, but I think jay and dan deserve more when you consider the level of comedy they produce

    • @jkwalzo
      @jkwalzo 4 роки тому +4

      Couldn’t have said it better.
      They have something special and hilarious.

    • @HeavyShowsNYC
      @HeavyShowsNYC 4 роки тому +4

      And here we are a year later and they cancelled it.

    • @HeavyShowsNYC
      @HeavyShowsNYC 3 роки тому

      Jonny Burrito I should’ve been clearer. They cancelled having any of it on video. They often talk about how the CC team doesn’t record video anymore.

  • @michaelkhan7012
    @michaelkhan7012 5 років тому +92

    This is the best thing comedy central's got, we need longer videos.

    • @cohenkane2148
      @cohenkane2148 5 років тому +3

      Yup, we just gotta keep makin noise, fuckers will hear

    • @ah4246
      @ah4246 5 років тому +4

      Michael Kahn just do the whole fucking show Comedy Central listen to Michael Kahn he will Mongolian skull fuck you if you dont

  • @isukye
    @isukye 4 місяці тому +2

    jays drawing was 10,000 times better than i ever expected im like shocked

  • @GoodYegg
    @GoodYegg 4 роки тому +20

    I'm standing firm: I like Christine's laugh

  • @lyricwilliams4106
    @lyricwilliams4106 5 років тому +16

    Iconic Jacob “I respect u a lot”

  • @boobookittyfuck4055
    @boobookittyfuck4055 5 років тому +35

    I could listen to soders velvety voice alllllll day

    • @Fryed_Bryce
      @Fryed_Bryce 5 років тому +2

      i want my local minor league baseball team to hire him for radio broadcasts

  • @KrisKringlez
    @KrisKringlez 5 років тому +8

    “You got a real slammer on ya”
    Well done,Danny Sodermuffins

    • @charlest5604
      @charlest5604 3 роки тому

      That killed me. Brilliant off the cuff line

  • @CrumpetsNBiscuits
    @CrumpetsNBiscuits 3 роки тому +2

    You guys are amazing. I miss the show so much, i mean the live bits. Can't wait for more.

  • @Cdumps21
    @Cdumps21 5 років тому

    I've already listened to this 5 times on Sirius XM. It's awesome to see the video. Thank you all so much!!!

  • @rileymcgill2307
    @rileymcgill2307 5 років тому +23

    wish I could just subscribe to these videos

  • @mwj9433
    @mwj9433 5 років тому +9

    Jay's actually kinda a good cartoonist lol

  • @eaeaeafdfdfd3334
    @eaeaeafdfdfd3334 5 років тому +4

    Crackle crackle..., Thanks for making the day better guys and gals @the bonfire

  • @bobbybane8556
    @bobbybane8556 5 років тому +45

    No one:
    Random dude: Dididliy bibibli dibibd dibilidy bibde dooooooo

  • @ericspencer4599
    @ericspencer4599 3 роки тому +3

    The lingerie section of the JC Penney catalogue

  • @_m_m4
    @_m_m4 5 років тому +5

    I love these guys 😋 I need friends like dan and jay in my life

  • @kaimiloab.1032
    @kaimiloab.1032 5 років тому +8

    Dan is thinking of the book "The Joy of Sex"

  • @edburns584
    @edburns584 5 років тому +5

    If comedy Central would upload the full show like a podcast they'd see a real jump in listeners

  • @vincentdominic6690
    @vincentdominic6690 5 років тому +9

    Love these videos they're so awesome I wish they always have videos their own channel rock on Crackle crackle mofos

  • @eddygatlin
    @eddygatlin 4 роки тому +1

    ONE OF THE MOST HILARIOS CUTTING SOMEONE OFF OPENINGS I SEEN TO A VID

  • @bogie3462
    @bogie3462 3 роки тому +1

    Is there a better comedy duo? They hit from the jump and don't stop

  • @michaelrohrkasse6110
    @michaelrohrkasse6110 5 років тому +6

    I can't believe they censored stick drawings

  • @daltonmckelvey392
    @daltonmckelvey392 5 років тому +2

    Please Comedy Central for the sake of humanity never cancel this show!!!!! Crackle Crackle

  • @12345AgainstOne
    @12345AgainstOne 3 роки тому

    the editing in this is great

  • @slipphilton6141
    @slipphilton6141 5 років тому +1

    My dad had a book of the 1900s about everything important in the 1900s and I remember one page had Woodstock pictures and another page and two girls flashing at a concert.

  • @jotun.616
    @jotun.616 15 днів тому

    The doin it well vid lol forgot about that

  • @thasco
    @thasco 5 років тому +15

    Crackle Squared

  • @ah4246
    @ah4246 5 років тому +3

    lol dj lou on the smoke break looking like a prison uncle

  • @Myrzghe
    @Myrzghe 9 місяців тому

    The book turning out to be a photo album was great banter 😂

  • @justincox272
    @justincox272 5 років тому +2

    Those evil Jacob drops do it everytime

  • @oneskinnyhonky
    @oneskinnyhonky 3 роки тому

    Lou's smile while Jay's describing the chest hair of young James Earl Jones makes me so happy for reasons I can't describe.

  • @SunrunnerGal
    @SunrunnerGal 4 роки тому +1

    Nobody else lol when Jay laughed so hard he blew out snot? No? Just me? 'K. Good stuff!

  • @vincentdominic6690
    @vincentdominic6690 5 років тому +2

    Hot coffee I love these videos

  • @maxbrown1748
    @maxbrown1748 3 роки тому +3

    Ahhh the old days when it was just Dan and Jay ripping it up and killing my gut with dumb laughter🤣

  • @batcrx91
    @batcrx91 3 роки тому

    I had that time life book. Can confirm.

  • @ringobarooka3192
    @ringobarooka3192 5 років тому +2

    The most important podcast in the 🌎

  • @roberttorres4893
    @roberttorres4893 3 роки тому

    They both look so glassy eyed in this episode. 😁

  • @dragon3allzdeep325
    @dragon3allzdeep325 5 років тому +1

    Jay was so salty!!! Lol

  • @lillbitdenveronlyfans6582
    @lillbitdenveronlyfans6582 5 років тому +4

    Think I have a good one , sexy mugshots , I go to images and it feels like you can tell she offered to make this "go away" after

  • @jesserains7633
    @jesserains7633 5 років тому +6

    Just got out of jail and I'm glad to be able to watch you guys again thank you

    • @glenlagees8359
      @glenlagees8359 5 років тому +8

      too much information that no one cares about.

    • @Ryan-ez6mt
      @Ryan-ez6mt 4 роки тому +1

      For what possession of meth

    • @Pruittwaldo
      @Pruittwaldo 10 місяців тому

      I know that feeling 😄

  • @kggregorie
    @kggregorie 5 років тому +3

    Hilarious that the only time Danny can rip cigs is with Jay

  • @Lowclef
    @Lowclef 3 роки тому +1

    My sister had a coffee table book of the spice girls and everythingwith Posh and Ginger Spice got it quite often.

  • @roejogan4374
    @roejogan4374 5 років тому +2

    Congratulations on 8m subs! This was hilarious 😂

  • @brianwooden4025
    @brianwooden4025 5 років тому +1

    Jay doesn't even know it but the pic he drew was pretty dope

  • @tomn.2037
    @tomn.2037 5 років тому +1

    Where would I find the full episodes?

    • @AkaFigga
      @AkaFigga 5 років тому +1

      Just search on UA-cam for the bonfire audio. But shhh dont tell comedy central it's a camper secret

    • @glenlagees8359
      @glenlagees8359 5 років тому +3

      sirius xm player. 5 bucks a month.

  • @axemeagain2554
    @axemeagain2554 4 роки тому

    during the smoke break... you were "typing" did you say Sorry Axe! ?

  • @zackflora6165
    @zackflora6165 4 роки тому

    Totally remember that Time/Life hippie picture. Big ole painted melons.

  • @MrDesmonday
    @MrDesmonday 5 років тому

    MAKE THIS A TV SHOW!!!

  • @ryanjordan4868
    @ryanjordan4868 5 років тому +2

    Please keep The Bonfire around!

  • @frankydank
    @frankydank 5 років тому

    More bonfire please

  • @ElkinsEric
    @ElkinsEric 3 роки тому

    Evil Jacob is funny AF!
    Ya got a pinned dude?!?
    Lmao!!!

  • @bogie3462
    @bogie3462 3 роки тому +1

    Dude Big Jay is a legit cartoonist

  • @MichtersRyefan
    @MichtersRyefan 5 років тому +2

    I don't smoke cigs anymore. The way Big Jay smokes fuels my dream to smoke again and my life. I fuckin love that way of smoking but when I did smoke I barely ever did it like that. How he talk right after a puff, which sometimes he doesn't take a big puff because he likes to smoke that way. If you take a big puff then try to talk like that I could feel my throat hurting more when I did it like that instead of giving the smoke time to be exhaled out before I start talking.

  • @christopherkendrex8075
    @christopherkendrex8075 2 роки тому

    I would pay so much for both those pictures

  • @polarbear138
    @polarbear138 3 роки тому

    It was WWF No Mercy not WrestleMania 2000. Both are great games 👌

  • @LOVE-of8iw
    @LOVE-of8iw 4 роки тому

    Big Jay Oakerson is the shiiiiiiiiiiit!

  • @robertanderson9460
    @robertanderson9460 3 роки тому

    weirdest one for me: a nat geo with topless people outside of the indiana jones last crusade place

  • @notsafeformiranda4271
    @notsafeformiranda4271 5 років тому +12

    You guys should do a series where you all practice drawing pornography and actually try. It would be so funny

    • @Fryed_Bryce
      @Fryed_Bryce 5 років тому

      That sounds like a scheme hatched by a kid who's mom put a strict parental control on their computer

  • @Chezmono
    @Chezmono 4 роки тому

    18:43 Dan needs to play a young Hannibal Lecter.

  • @rickardo3950
    @rickardo3950 5 років тому

    What episode is this from so I can scam it off someone??? Thanks CC

  • @theredball
    @theredball 4 роки тому

    Dunkaroos reference 🙌

  • @mattmclain8902
    @mattmclain8902 4 роки тому

    "Got a real SLAMMER huh bud?"

  • @cindyo6298
    @cindyo6298 5 років тому +2

    Anatomy Books...years later I got a biology degree.

  • @fkmbmw
    @fkmbmw 5 років тому

    best show in the world

  • @stevenmarsh7155
    @stevenmarsh7155 3 роки тому

    When I was about 10-11, my Ma's collection of Enquirer magazines. They were always good for a night in.

  • @brewitt1
    @brewitt1 5 років тому +2

    Viva la bonfire

  • @shankthetank2372
    @shankthetank2372 5 років тому

    I gotta get me some Vazaleam

  • @Ortclone
    @Ortclone 10 місяців тому

    8:19 the genuine look of shame on Jay’s face . Hit him bellow the belt

  • @ericspencer4599
    @ericspencer4599 3 роки тому

    The Real Bettie Page is a great book with lots of pictures

  • @terranceboyce8278
    @terranceboyce8278 5 років тому +2

    Weird jerk material : bra ads in junk mail 😂

  • @corvettevalentine4480
    @corvettevalentine4480 4 роки тому

    Don’t know about tampons but Greek mythology was pretty good

  • @dankoni
    @dankoni 5 років тому +2

    1. gadget from rescue rangers
    2. pink ranger from power rangers intro
    3. rebecca from tailspin

    • @87amsed
      @87amsed 5 років тому +2

      This list doesn't even need context 👍😂

    • @Fryed_Bryce
      @Fryed_Bryce 5 років тому

      1. Hannah
      2. Fuckin'
      3. Montana

  • @sanbalestrini
    @sanbalestrini 5 років тому +3

    Jay's freudian slip...

  • @maddelinepapermoon8509
    @maddelinepapermoon8509 4 роки тому

    I have the Marylin Manson book its fucking amazing

  • @xpurpled
    @xpurpled 5 років тому

    How many cigs a day does Christine smoke 😂 omg

    • @Fryed_Bryce
      @Fryed_Bryce 5 років тому

      I think it'd be better to ask how many cigs a day doesn't christine smoke

  • @al4385
    @al4385 5 років тому +1

    Nosotros Papaya to you.

    • @Fryed_Bryce
      @Fryed_Bryce 5 років тому

      I too am from the slept kingdom

  • @monkeyearcheese420
    @monkeyearcheese420 3 роки тому +1

    Scarlett the gi joe red head with ninja stars . Ermergerd

  • @sugaredwards6207
    @sugaredwards6207 5 років тому +1

    History of the Rolling Stones book , w/ lots of scantily clad groupie pix was mine.

  • @porterjustporter1167
    @porterjustporter1167 4 роки тому

    Oh Dan it’s 6 to midnight not 12.

  • @cmsmith1031
    @cmsmith1031 5 років тому

    Old Jewish grandpa showed his grandson pornographic books? No way lol.

  • @acesb24
    @acesb24 4 роки тому +2

    Mariah Carey CD booklet

  • @brandybantiess-welch1707
    @brandybantiess-welch1707 5 років тому +7

    I came here for the Soderpop, stayed for the Christine. She's cold blooded and I love her🖤💖🤘

  • @BG-rx6ts
    @BG-rx6ts 5 років тому

    Like asmr?

  • @lopiklop
    @lopiklop 4 роки тому +1

    bras have changed over the decades

  • @1stTimeCaller
    @1stTimeCaller 2 роки тому

    Blurred slick figures

  • @JohnnyUtahFBI
    @JohnnyUtahFBI 4 місяці тому

    Mariah Carey Touch my Body video….

  • @johnestupido1418
    @johnestupido1418 2 роки тому

    I like big Jay, he sounds like Dave Attell and looks like Andrew Dice but fatter.

  • @SacredFeline
    @SacredFeline 5 років тому

    Jay thinks Asians are the only people who can program video games lmao

  • @literallynobody25
    @literallynobody25 5 років тому

    I made out with the atmosphere

  • @spensert4933
    @spensert4933 5 років тому +3

    Big J is so fast!!!!

    • @brianjohnson9802
      @brianjohnson9802 5 років тому

      You mean his timing? Of his drawing?

    • @NigelOdinson
      @NigelOdinson 5 років тому +1

      Or his sexual endurance... give us details god damn it ;)

    • @spensert4933
      @spensert4933 5 років тому +1

      Timing and fast mind.

    • @Fryed_Bryce
      @Fryed_Bryce 5 років тому

      That's what your mum said

  • @mjweber0313
    @mjweber0313 5 років тому +1

    Soder in a hoodie kinda looks like Igor from Young Frankenstein.

  • @pointlessopinion611
    @pointlessopinion611 5 років тому

    #I am Ryan

  • @gaelk2301
    @gaelk2301 5 років тому

    :-)

  • @vinny667
    @vinny667 5 років тому +2

    You can leave your wife at home Jay

  • @TheDoubleO420Show
    @TheDoubleO420Show 5 років тому

    Wierdos

  • @antoniomontana386
    @antoniomontana386 5 років тому +2

    Crackle crackle muthafukas

  • @heyyyiizzj4023
    @heyyyiizzj4023 5 років тому

    Forth

  • @jrbird1983
    @jrbird1983 5 років тому

    My 600lb. life and
    Downblousing

  • @hectoracosta7347
    @hectoracosta7347 5 років тому +4

    I accidentally clicked but I’m first view ig

  • @amberschroer3637
    @amberschroer3637 5 років тому +3

    Just thought I’d tell you that I worked at PTs in Louisville - a world famous strip club that catered to high end clients and I had regular customers who were food fetish freaks and would bring bags of food into the VIP room and would want me to sit on and/or dance with each item (hamburgers, hot dogs, buns) and they always just wanted me to look at them but they always looked at the food . So weird

    • @amberschroer3637
      @amberschroer3637 5 років тому +1

      Oh and it would cost ya $550 before tip!

    • @Fryed_Bryce
      @Fryed_Bryce 5 років тому +2

      I would totally do that for $550. I'd even shave my back first. I'm pretty broke. Seriously if anyone wants to watch me do that for $$$ DM me

    • @amberschroer3637
      @amberschroer3637 5 років тому +1

      Bryce Joblin hmmm... Niiicccee for shaving the back first!!