Dee’s Big Nuts
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- Опубліковано 6 тра 2019
- Story Time with Tom Foolery
Presents...
Dee’s Big Nuts
Written by Mark Thunder
Narrated by Tom Foolery
This is clearly a joke and not to be taken seriously.
Viewer discretion advised.
Yes it is a real book and you can buy it via the link...
www.amazon.com/Dees-Big-Nuts-... - Комедії
I love how if u just remove the line "Dee was a squirrel" all innocence is lost
So many people seem to ignore that opening line. Lots of comments saying that blind people would be shocked by this story, completely forgetting the very first line saying "Dee was a squirrel".
Well done for paying attention, you're a rare human bean :)
Yooo it’s the nut reader himself! Wassup man, how did u do it with a straight face!
@@iTomFoolery rare bean
@@iTomFoolery this man is a legend at narrating and finding stories
@no se mine
"Sometimes, her mom would join"
- Mark Thunder, the author
Such a wise word from a wise man
Sweet home Alabama
😂😂😂😂
🤡♿😢👍
A story for the intire family ;)
“Even her mother would join”
*I’m dead* 😂😂😂😂
@@samiecock ssme
Lol
@@samiecock 😂
I started snickering at that part. When I saw the slight blush, I knew I couldn't even pretend this was for kids.
@youraverageleopard2a4 truely
“His nuts were sticky” 💀💀💀
I have officially lost it
Same dude
I like how this comment is my most liked comment so far 🗿🗿🗿
Nvm this is definitely not my most liked
Yeah, but what does "his nuts were so sticky" actually mean?
Bruh
"Sometimes, her mom would join"
-Famous last words
That’s why I said “ SAVE ME”
I bet the narrator was trying to hold his laugh in lmao
I can't actually tell if the narrator is a guy or girl......I watched waaay too much anime growing up & don't even try on figuring it out anymore!
@@hyperionwhitestar1453 I don't know either
@@hyperionwhitestar1453 non binary
@Tyler Strawn it's definitely a dude
Guys it's a old hag
Sarah isn't going to like No-Nut November
Yeah once I died in but November...
10 days till no nut
lol
wonder how she's doing
Uh ohh
The author knew exactly what they were doing 💀
of course they were 💀💀💀
Fr
nah really read the description
Dude he’s meaning the food not the privet spot
Blud called us dirty minded in 15,000 languages 💀💀💀💀
"She busted a nut."
DAMMIT THIS IS TOO FUNNY IM CRYING. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
BRO ME TOO🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I legit laughed so hard I fell of my chair
Federal unemployment tax act.
I couldnt keep up the straight face anymore
I felt pain
I actually showed this to my nephew because I thought this was a nice children’s book, the funny part is he didn’t understand the reason I was laughing
Ah yes, pure innocence
Lol
Best uncle
Lol.
How did you see the title & think it’s completely child friendly?
1:00 i mean... you know what they say, if you can make her laugh and giggle you can make the cheeks clap and jiggle
You Need Help!!!
Wth
No
I just watched this on my bus with my friends and we are LAUGHING
I just said this like last week and the book is still funny
Wow
I was in the bus and I don't even realize that my phone what at FULL VOLUME and everyone in the bus started to cry and laught
*_I think everyone knows a girl like Sarah._*
Some are married to a Sarah
around here she's known as shilawna manlove not " Sarah " .🤣🤣🤣🤣
The CIA I don’t, but I’d like to.
Every town has a Sarah
I know lots of guys like Sarah. Be fair y'all ...men can be a ho too 🤣🤣
"She played with them all night even her mom would join" (does that not sound weird.....)
No kidding
Uhhh I think u missed the joke
sweet home alabama
@@vitorprentice5814 no i think you did
sweet home alabama
"They would even try to take turns holding deez nutz" is crazy, lol😅😅
Tom, you have my trust for reading this without laughing once
Wow
How did the narrator even read the whole book sounding normal
I wish I was too, believe me.
@Sampops animation he is an adult, he is as innocent as the next drunk or your parents
It only one obious answer: its a robot reading the text. No human being would read that book without cringing or laughing
He already read it millions time
Fr I’d be cackling
-"Do you know about Dee's?"
-"What's Deez?"
- *maniacal laughter*
u n o r e v e r s e c a r d 🥴
DEEEEEEEEEZZZ NUUUUUUUUUTS
Dee's is my neighbour 😁
@@nkAngelz wHo iS dEeS?
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‘So sometimes Sarah would play with his nuts at night and sometimes her mom would join and take turns ‘
GOT ME CRACKIN😂
The creator knew what he was doing... 💀💀💀
the way the man just casually saying “dee’s nuts” is so funny my sense of humor is getting weirder every day
Man? She's a woman
@@binadeka2364 that's where you're wrong
The reader's name is literally *TOM*
@@SplatDatMat oh I didn't see the name....but the guy kinda sounds like a woman
@@binadeka2364 ah alr.
Hol' up, video was uploaded 2 years ago, this comment was posted 4 days ago... 870 likes?!
When your too dirty minded you can’t explain it
My friend was in the room with me and couldn’t understand why I was laughing
Lmao
Well once you get older you get what another meaning of the story
XD
he didn't make the story himself as it was made by mark thunder
"Sometimes her mum joins in" got me laughing so hard i hit my head on the floor and i laughed through the pain 😂
Bro probably had to try a billion times to read it with his face straight 😂
_How did the person narrating this managed to read this out loud SERIOUSLY_
How make handwriting sideways
@@TinaTags9188 it’s called italics
*e*
@@kendewendy e
@@TinaTags9188 what fucking handwriting?
What's even more impressive is that she said all of this in a straight voice.
Brotha?????????
@@sillygames12321 Yay family reunion
@@sillygames12321 lol
its a woman?
LMAOOO IF I WERE TO BE READING THIS I WOULD BE WHEEZINGGGGGGGG
bro called us dirty minded in different languages
the author knew what were they doing 💀💀
My humanity refuses to belive that this book just sits somewhere inside a kinder garden and kids actually read it
IMPOSTER
Guys, I think there is an imposter among us
Amongus 😳😳😳
@Hermaeus Mora please tell me you are lying
@Hermaeus Mora *reads the desc* Well yes, but actually no
THIS IS SO WRONG BUT ITS HILARIOUS
Yeah
Yeah🤣
How? It is on about the squirrel and its acorn
@@bruhifys2ndchild687 r/wooosh
I agree Eman W
I was laughing tears while Tom Foolery just read it like she was reading The Very Hungry Caterpillar💀
Normal people:💀
Deaf people:😄
Blind people:💀😳☠️😵💀😵💫
The dislikes are angry parents who thought this was a kids story
I'm a teacher, and I showed this to my students
@@user-nf1bz3sn4z lmao
@@user-nf1bz3sn4z what were their reactions
@@user-nf1bz3sn4z What was the reaction?
@@user-nf1bz3sn4z ok but you are a doggo from russia
This story book is the true definition of:
"What kids see vs what adults see"
This is accurate and I hate it
You underestimate kids these days
This text is now the description of my story book Playlist
✨✋
im not an adult but i can understand but that doesnt matter-
I just love the Tom Foolery books
The authors knew what they were doing 💀
"Tell us a bed time story!"
*Alright! Arrre ya ready kids*
Aye aye captain
@@SugarLilyCat *AYE-AYE CAPTAIN!!*
@@SugarLilyCat Who lives in a pineapple under a sea.
@@yourmothergaming384 SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS
@@SugarLilyCat SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
If you are dirty-minded, you can't listen to this without a BURST of laughing intensely. I can't stop laughing like oh my gosh.
same here XD
Wtf you don’t have to be dirty minded just not super innocent and you’ll understand
@@onlinescavengerhunt8900 i know, but when you have it in your head it wont go away-
It’s supposed to be inappropriate, its not that people are dirty minded
Same
Even at Night got me on the floor.
Such inspiritional vid ty im gonna show it to my therapist
This is one of the most elaborate deez nuts joke I've seen
Seriously so far man
why does ur name say pp
wtf is this
well this video and my thoughts REALLY show my innocence--😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
speed mcqueen reacting to this 💀
That's perfect, you can read a silly story to your child while you yourself is holding not to laugh at things your child still can't understand
444 likes lol
@@lithuaniaandrussiatrainfan588 see you when there's 222 more
Boy you finna have 600 likes I'm the 599th one H
@@KnigthMare69 ok. Wait, hol up-
What the frick is this
It’s hilarious, saying “Dee’s Big Nuts” in the children’s book saying “deez nuts.” 😂😂😂😂😂
Am daying lol
no way no one noticed
😄😄😄
0:51 DEEZ NUTSSSS
@@jadeanddeperess_pickle3878 DAYING --😭
After listening tot this entire book I can’t stop laughing now
I CANT WITH THESE BOOKS💀💀💀
Why there’s nothing funny with them
"I know how to play with nuts."
- Mark Thunder, the author.
Meresahkan sekali ya bung.....
@@gojira-kun4836 English pls
@@stunfoo6507 "why you need to speak English if you can speak your original language"
-Sun Tzu art of war
@@gojira-kun4836 we don't speak the same language and I'm curious what does the thing that you said mean
@@stunfoo6507 They said "it's so annoying bro"
If you think about it it’s really a genius piece of writing. It’s almost impossible to write a book suitable for everyone, yet this book can be read by both children and adults and each can enjoy it.
I think there was a book the same as this. It had a cat and a rooster
@@internetduck1114 i will wait until i get the source
@@internetduck1114 i get how this would be bad..
They read it in the same way, but enjoy it in different ways
@@internetduck1114 ive seen that one in facebook back then but it gets deleted lmao
How Dee’s looks most of the book makes me laugh even harder Lmfao 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
This man is Superman for reading it with a straight face👍🏻
Words cannot express have much a work of art this is.
I know it's off topic but did you just reference soldier's line that goes"Eords cannot e press how much I hate France rigth now!" ?
@@Witherskull0503 if they did that’s clever lmao
Agreed
@@nigletsunderwater Ikr?
Same
Dee’s face for 95% for the book makes it even more hilarious
I lost it for literally every thing in this book , except for the first sentence
Man Mark Thunder took “don’t judge a book by its cover” personally
I'm actually crying from how funny this book was.
FR Me ToOOOOoooooooO😂
SAME LMAO I CAN’T 😭😭
Ahahhahahaa 🤣
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤤😂😂😂😂
Your profile picture explains Everything
*Little Kids:* Why are they all laughing?
*Teenagers:* 🤣🤣🤣🤣
U got 69 likes mate.
Fr💀
I'm a kid yet I can understand the joke
@@dex4836 ur right
I’m like 10 and I know exactly what this means 🙂
I mean, I think they’ll be pretty fun
They knew what they were doing
I want this book on my bookshelf. I can't believe that someone actually created such a masterpiece. I need it.
You're in luck, because you can get this book at the link in the description!
@@Connie_TinuityError holy shit thanks
@@Connie_TinuityError holy shit thanks
same
@@Connie_TinuityError holy shit thanks
This whole book can be summarized by “That’s what she said!”
Ahahahahahhaahhah yasss
Just have it narrated by a woman and viola.
That's what who said?
underrated
Aaaaaahajs ye
(She busted he's nuts ) I cried from laugh
Bro took lost kids to a whole another level
“Bust his nuts”
You can’t tell me this was entirely coincidental.
Further research is needed.
“She busted a nut” was my breaking point. I couldn’t stop laughing after that.
The “Finger these links” caught me off guard
Dee was very sad when Sarah busted his nut.
Ikr!!
“Even her mom would join” caught me off
i have to agree
Enough screen time for the day💀
I love this story.
There’s no way he could’ve kept a straight face reading this 😂
Oh looks like u were right cause u got pin,:0
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Hi son
He*
Ong😂😂😂
I was watching this at the dinner table and didn’t realize that my headphones 🎧 died so my whole family heard me giggling at this 🐿🐿🥜🥜🥜
Smooth move champ ;)
I had a stroke while reading this
@@walithebird6438 so what it's already illegal to use emojies?
They discovered something about you that day
🤣😐
This needs to be a bedtime stories
0:47 got me rolling on the floor😂😂😂
‘Dee was a squirrel, who had big nuts! His nutsack was so big it would drag everywhere he went!’ This made me laugh hysterically
Same
Whoa you suck
SAME
When you suddenly realizes what it meant after the sentence😅😂
Deez Nuts in Mouth 😂😂
I can't believe there are so many dislikes! This is just a wholesome kids story!
PFFT-
« So many dislikes. »
There’s literally 84K likes for 1K dislikes.
@@charakiga 1 thousand people is still a lot, what would you do if 1 thousand people came up to you and insulted you in different ways
@@TheTribeOfNeftali most of them are bots
@@user-db1sm7sy3r what if 1000 robots insulted you in different ways?
My best friend Mario played this on full volume while we were in the back of the class 💀
The fact that the narrator said this in a strait voice
I thought that was hilarious! Anybody who was offended, has zero sense of humor. Lol!! 🐿
Wink...😉
Yes vrrry funny for adults
I loved this Video 🤣🤣🤣 Dees Nuts
I like to play with my nuts 🥜😂
My nuts are soft and hairy...like kumquats or lycee nuts
"They took turns holding Dee's nuts at night." This had me dying
Edit: Thanks so much for the likes!
This book is actually in my 6th grader's library.
ME AND MY CUZ ARE DYING
@@ariesdane5876 I'm jellous
@@ariesdane5876 Lucky!
Not the 69 likes
"Sometimes here mom would join" i can't nahhh☠️
in middle school, i had a best friend who showed me this video and a good bit of our friendship was spent quoting this video
That story without pictures would of had me concerned
same
The 'sometimes her mum would join in' part got me dead😂💀
Same bruh 😂💀
grown-ups and children would enjoy this for different reasons😂
My 4 year old nephew literally found this on Spotify and his mother sent me a video of him listening to it like "what is my kid getting into", shit was funny af 🤣😂
It actually has a good moral at the end. This is a certified hood classic
I could imagine a kindergarten teacher mistaking this for a children's book. 💀
Rated R kids book
Lmao-
If that happen, all of kid in Kindergarden memory will be ruined cuz 1 book her/he take a wrong children's book
her/He: Kindergarden Teacher
The best part is the kids wouldn’t even know, but it would be a ticking time bomb until the inevitable happened.
Lmao
Nah They face expressions were crazy sarah mom tagged in had me cunfussled
Bro this story makes me rage at this
0:47 even her mum joined in I'm literally dying 🤣💀
Innocent people:🙂
Cultured people:😏
Lesson of the day, Dee's nuts makes us all smile.
Fr
People that get the joke:💀
i wouldnt called dirty minded cultured
🤨
@@Iatemypeteocknamedtimothy XD
my friend told me to search this, yeah this is truly peak fiction
Bro the narrator has to be straight up laughing after the whole story 🤣
I don't know If this is a war crime, or if this deserves a walter scott prize
As you can notice how he narrates every words, he's trying to keep the laugh in and express it through happy tones
The death guy listenning to this
The narrator had to read that 10times without laughing 🥜💀
This makes Rated E for everyone to a whole new level
Elaborate further please
@@gapplssb ?????
@@gapplssb a kid wouldn’t get the hidden meaning so it’s a kid story but an adult is a whole another story…
@Protty i'm only 11 i get this humour
@@jonnealis4779 I am talking about like 4-9 yrs old
*WE NEED THIS TO BECOME THE NEXT BIG "BOOK TO MOVIE" ADAPTATION*
I support the idea. Or at least, a short film. XD😂😂
yes and then a few years later a live action
It’s time bois it’s…time…
Yeah and my it include a part with that one girl squirrel playing with his acrorns/nuts
Agreed
POV: me just laughing through the entire story
Ayoooooo!!!! N what in the world is this video whenever its said dees big nuts i laughed so hard