Do You Want To Play With My Balls?
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- Опубліковано 20 тра 2019
- Story Time with Tom Foolery
Presents...
Do You Want To Play With My Balls?
Narrated by Tom Foolery
Written by The Cifaldi Brothers
This is clearly a parody of a kids book and not to be taken seriously.
Yes this is a real 'kids book for adults' and available to buy via the link...
www.amazon.co.uk/Do-You-Want-... - Комедії
Why does the narrator sound like Dame Judy Densch? Hmmm?
Dame?
Haha!
@bassman686 Actually, "Dame" is feminine of "Sir". The feminine of "Duke" is "Duchess".
Cathy Morrison OMG YESS
Same
Sally kicked Billy's balls so hard, *he lost one*
IM CRYING
omfg
Are you the real Mr game and watch? Please sign my auto graph!
@@BastroHat
Please tell me you're joking
So was Billy
Hah yeah
The author knew exactly what they were doing while making that book 😔✋
I CAME HERE FROM UR COMMUNITY POST
@- Нєι¢нσυυ - those are capslock not yelling lmao
well i sure didn't expect to see my idol here 👁️👁️
They did crack
LOWKEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE-
The author knew what he was doing 💀
well yeah this is a parody book
@@xetto true
💀💀💀 bro my grandpa read this to my grandma when they are 19 💀 and I thought I threw book away 0:46
@@Aestheticpreppyzana the book was first published in 2012 you genius
@@Aestheticpreppyzana 💀💀💀
Teacher: what book should we read today?
Me:um…
Do you want to play with my b a l l s ?
Um
0:47 BRO THAT WEIRDEST
Imagine daycare teachers looking for narrated stories playlist and found one with this in ☠️
@Genaro Quispe I know it's satire but look at the thumbnail
Some careless teachers just look at the cover and downloads it
69 likes nice
when you change the like count from 1.4 to 1.5k
@@DumDoger looks like this vid got picked up by the algorithm
*realization kicks in*
"This is Sally"
"Sally is a mean girl"
"She kicked Billy's ball so hard he lost one"
"Don't be like Sally"
Kill sally and eat her eyes
@@gennericrapperalt2120 lol
@@therealparin great idea am I right
@@gennericrapperalt2120 yesiir
@@gennericrapperalt2120 LOL
There’s a life lesson to be learned from this, “Girls hate hairy balls!” Is a legendary line💀
HELP-
As a gilr this is true 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔
Ima girl 😂
as a girl this isn't true 👅🤤🤤🤤
@@bambampewpew32 Ayo?💀
Imagine a teacher reading this without showing the pictures at the book 💀
I can imagine a teacher mistaking this for a children’s book and reading this outloud
But it is , you are just dirty mindet ... like all of us
@@M..796 It’s not though, says it in the description
@@M..796 its a gag lmao no way ANY books from this channel are real childrens books.
y e s
@@M..796 lol the book is not even targeted towards children
"Look your dog is licking my balls."
THIS HAD ME DYING
Same
My dog did this to me years ago
@@ilburrito0059 huh
huh whuh
@@ilburrito0059 📸 🤨
@@ilburrito0059 Bro 📸🤨?
This was the most relatable storybook I have ever seen in my life. Thank you for bestowing this glorious story upon me.
And the teacher is going to be wondering why the children are giggling🤦🏾♀️
It makes this even funnier when you realize that this is an actual book that you can buy
:O
WAIT ARE YOU FR NO FUCKING WAY-
:0
im gonna order it then throw it in the school library 😂
Lol
"Not anymore...yesterday, Sally kicked Billy's balls so hard he lost one."
Respect for Billy for withstanding that hit.
LOL
So relateble
Became hitler lmao
Ooof LOL
I’m dead
IM ROLLING ON THE FLOOR THIS WHOLE STORY
Whoever made this knew what they were doing
It’s impossible to not listen to this without laughing when you’re dirty minded.
Wow my comments are blowing up
not dirty minded
but normal
if people think balls as the place where you do da poopy they are normal
everyone laugh at this accept innocent people and KIDS
U dont even need to be dirty minded xD
"so what did you do outside?"
"I kicked someones ball soo hard he lost one!"
"😳"
LMAOOO
XDDDDDDDD
LMAO
i wanna die
LOOOOOL
The author knew what he was doing💀💀💀💀💀💀
“Girls hate hairy balls” thats wild fr 💀
The narrator is excellent at holding his laughs.
im the 69th like lmao
He?
@@sta5011 1:35
PLSSS THE BOOK 💀
This was posted two years ago Paul L
The creator of this story got some balls to do this.
Hahah
this story sucks, who even wants to play with balls? nobody plays with mine!
lmao
Amogus
@@tomfooIeryz amogus
omfg lmao
"she kicked his balls so hard he lost one" bluds not having kids
Sally kicked billys balls so hard💀
fun fact: *The creator of this story knew what he was doing*
NO WAYYYYYYYYY
I dont get it
@@sandstond how old are you?
@@kat._com no i was just joking
@@sandstondcock
"Sally kicked the ball so hard, he lost one."
The pain is unimaginable
This some how got more like than most comment, hell yeah
Oh I'm imagining it, my imaginary third ball hurts now
It's quite the medical disease indeed
@@righteousone5119 Yeah
@@righteousone5119 *Disease
hitler lore
"Is Soo big I can't even fit in my mouth" IS CRAZY💀😭
SURE CHUCK, I CAN HOLD YOUR BALLSACK SO IT WONT DRAG ON THE GROUND crackin me up so hard
_"Yeah, well when I play with Sally, I always end up with blue balls."_
*That's rough, buddy.*
BF: not only one person is left with that
That's fnf buddy
Avatar quote?
Blue balls are when you want to have 5ex with someone but can’t, not from fnf
Fnf reference
The narrator is a legend for holding his laughter
Except if he/she made it unironically
@Mercy Lopez - you mean HER laughter. She doesn’t sound like a man
Do you m ow any women named Tom?
@@sandrasennhauser1776 if you get a daughter name her "tom"
Correct sir
Tom Foolery know what he was doing 💀
At this point it feels like she’s doing it on purpose💀
I remember seeing this on a library, the kids enjoyed it. The parents laughed.
Wait really!?
Wow
Lol
*Giggling Parent Noises*
Cool story bro
Imagine playing this to a blind person
😳
LMAOOOOOOOOO
No imagine playing it to a deaf person
@@justadude5179 wouldn’t be as funny but I applaud your idea
But not me
This whole thing is the best thing I have ever seen
Legend, says they are still playing with each others balls😂
And remember, always wash your hands after playing with balls; You never know where they've been!
OMLLL STAAAAP
Lmfao
SO FUNNY
BRO WTF
Lol
I put this on a speaker in class 😂
I thought this was a clean nursery rhyme so I put it for my niece now my sister won’t let me take care of her anymore I regret it shouldn’t have listen to my friends 😭
You are a madlad
@@savageguaca6380 oof my sister plays this to my niece all the time and im just like wtf is that
r/thathappened
Madlad. all im gonna say
Blind People: ~AAAAYYYYYOOOOO~
Normal People: Ok I Get It!!
"Balls" 💀💀
I think whoever wrote this book perfectly knew what he was doing 💀
most original comment award 🥇
You're stupid?
Dude just commented on a video from 3 years ago trying to get likes
@@Ceo2323ue I honestly didn’t even read when was this video from, and I certainly wasn’t seeking for likes :)
@@Ceo2323ue just like how you commented on a video from 3 years ago? be fucking fr now
Next book prediction:
"I BEAT MY MEAT AT A BUTCHER SHOP"
Edit: I got that joke from SML so credits to them. And pretty weird to make an edit about it now after 2 years.
Or, I work at Beecher Tool & Dye....
Or, I beat my meat while cooking dinner! That could be more funnier😂😂😂
my friend helps me to beat my meat for dinner
BALLS MEAT FOR DINNER .... HOW THAT SOUND
@@02.aryajayakusuma15 IM DYING 💀
"Look Louie! Your dog is locking my balls" got me dying 💀
Now listen to it with your eyes closed 😂😂😂
instant regret
"You know Chuck, if we show Sally our hairy balls, she'll scream for sure!"
I'm dead.
😂😂
Yeah she’d probably kick em
@@dizzy_jump she’ll kick them so hard they both would lose one of their balls
Don't worry Chuck is a masochist after all
W T F
I wish the school library had this family friendly story book that’s for kids
Yess
Yea totally family friendly
in my school thats an elementary i found this book in the library
its not a kids book.... Its a adult book by secret look it up
@@WaitWhosGlitch you missed the joke 😞
the creators know damn well how wired that sounded.
"Ah yes , a perfect story to tell my future kids"☠️
Finally, a children's book that is even more fun for the adults to read.
XD
LOL
XD LOL
They knew what they were doing with this story 💀💀
0:14
Finally, an entertaining children's book 💀💀💀
oh no thers another one its called dees big nuts
@@NotDUOFROMDUOLINGO ik
I was laughing so hard
Naw jit trippin
Hey guys, is at/ 0:31 supposed to be Sally's underwear?
The voice makes it that much funnier.
The guys who wrote this book deserves a huge award
“She squeezed my balls so hard they looked funny” it had me laughing on the floor💀
now that's intense
Lol
nahhh das wild
Now he needs a Nother ball
Squares
Sally is scared of our hairy balls I was dying in that part 😂
This is so funny 🤣🤣🤣
It’s the funniest thing in history it’s the son of can I put my balls in yo jaws
Time to send this to my freind with absolutely no context
Mom: Can i read your a story
the story:
"Your balls are so big, I can't even fit them in my mouth!"
Bro this had my dying ,nearly choked of laughter 😂
And “Sure. Only if I can play with both of your balls at the same time”
💀 I’m almost died at that part. The author knew what he was doing
get those balls out of your mouth before you choke
i started laughing as soon as i heard the title
@Bacon who gives a crap
AYO
“Girls hate hairy balls”
*this part had me rolling on the round nonstop laughing and I probably laughed at this more than most people would of*
I would have died if there was no pic for all the pages
@@Idontuseyoutubelollll IKR
yeds
I probably laughed more
You laughed so hard Sally came and kicked your balls lmao
They are so big part got me dying 😂
I wheezed too hard at this😂😂😂😂😂
Kids: Such a nice story!
Adult or teens: *Windshield wiper laughing sounds*
help im in 5th grade and i can't breathe bc of the story and comments
@@thambap-. LMAOOOO PLSSSS I KNEW THOSE AT LIKE 3RD GRADEEE😭😭😭
@@MarlynRosePAfdal my brother got mad at me for this bc he said I was too young lmfao
It’s a disturbing story
as a kid I still understand completely
i needed this in my life
thank you I showed my son this and he likes it!! Thank you!
"Sally kicked billy's balls so hard he lost one"
LMAOOOO💀
Uh oh it looks like he’s now a one baller
XDDDDDDDDD
R.I.P our little soldier..
LMFAO
THE PAIN IN THAT MANS BALLS MUST HAVE BEEN BLEEDING
“Only if I can play with both of your balls at the same time” got me ON THE GROUND LAUGHING 😂
Ya XD
not anymore yesterday sally kicked billy's ball so hard he lost one
"You know that mean girl Sally? She squeezed my balls so hard they looked funny"
Me to
Boys relate to this
This full video got me dying
This is so nice! I showed this to my kid and he loved it. It is inspiring the youth to greatness. Thank you so much for this
Lmao I’m crying with laughter
Me too so hilarious! Double meaning 😂😂😂😂😂
same
SAME
Same man why this kids book😂😂😂
bruh moments
Sally kicked Billy's balls so hard, _he lost one_
*How strong is she even?*
I think her atk level is 9999999999999
@@fledythemf thats a lot actually way more than sans but not even close to shagy's 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999⁹9999999999999999999999999999999999999999
She's at 1% \ ('^')/
She is using 1% of her total power
Infinite god dang power
"get them balls out of your mouf before you choke " I CANT BREATHE
I can't with this😭
I was laughing so hard I couldn't even breathe.
same
Same.
Same 💀
Are you ok?
420th like
We need to give the narrator a trophy just for not laughing so hard
Totally
Fr
Yep
She hearted... SHE KNOWS WHAT SHES DOING
ikr
his voice cracked at one point though, lol I died listening to that
Amazing book! Defintley recommend
"Sally kicked Billy's balls so hard he lost one"
He might have needed surgery after that
Real surgery
@@ReaverBolt super ultra real surgery
@@MegaLeatherOfficial lol
Medic "Well we got a fucked up kid who's balls got kicked out"
Parents: "No no it cant be"
XD
@@MegaLeatherOfficial super mario real ultra surgery
Everything got me lmao 😂😂💀💀
This had me dying😂😂😂😂
I’m telling my kids that Shakespeare wrote this.
the way they read that with a straight tone is surprising. now they have some balls!
unless they get kicked so hard they lose one
Bro actually made me rolling in the floor💀💀💀💀💀
"Now that kids got balls."💀 I'm laughing so hard for 5 days now😂😂
"Sally kicked Billy's ball so hard he lost one"
Dirty minds: WTF-
Surgery of death for that
I’m a girl but the pain- 💀💧
69 likes
@@1ts_.Juliatheart1st ok
@@brourstupid6295 haha funny number
"Girls don't like hairy balls" I'm dying 💀💀💀.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahagagahaggagagsgsgagaag
what color you want to see after your funeral?
I CAN’T LMAOO
@@Fartaphobia_ blue.
@@starlight8540 like blue balls?
This was such a cool story 😊
OMG I was watching this in class and the teacher saw!!!
How is this book aloud!
When Sally and I play I always end up with blue balls!!!! 😳😳😳
Let's roll the balls on spark's fur. Girls hate hairy balls. 😲😲😲
“Yeah when I always play with Sally I always end up with blue balls” got me ☠️☠️💀
💀💀
FNF REF?
Wtf with deez book
@@amyxxbae no probably a blue waffle
No wonder he likes sally 💀💀💀💀💀
Why? *WHY IS THIS A THING? PLEASE WHYYYYYYYY-*
*_C O M E D Y_*
@@thehexedcoin1517 Good point.
Have you lost your happy button?
@milcerycelery 😂
Why are you alive? Please why?
I listened to this on my way to school
This book is fire. It should be a best seller
“And I always end up with blue balls”
And this is how Friday night funkin started
Haha yeah
beep
Bop
Bap
holy shit that's the best joke I've ever heard in my life 😐 dam you the funniest person in the entire world you finished funny life 😐
UA-cam hasn't a clue. All the links they put up on this video's page are for real children's stories.
It's not ?
John Opalko what do you mean? Are you saying kids have access? Like, can my child search the titles and pull it up under her account?
Cristy DeShazo no they can’t. These are set as 13+ under the new coppa setting. It’s just that UA-cam thinks these are kids books. I clearly labelled it in the description and marked it in the upload section as not for kids. I think UA-cam has a problem somewhere. These are vague enough to be harmless but I’d rather they were not able to access them.
According to my stats not many 13-18 year old watch these anyway. I have absolutely no stats for younger age group.
Sorry for the long winded reply 😊
Some of the videos reading this book are marked for kids
Even though, kids wont understand and will still think it's a normal kid story
This is Hallerious 🤣🤣🤣🤣
" girls hate hairy ballz" got me laughing so hard🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Your dog is licking my balls" that bought a tear to my eye
Anti furs should be hating on that guy. Bros an actual z0o😭😭😭
“Your balls are so big, i can’t even fit them in my mouth!” got me dying 💀💀
FR
THEY KNEW EXACTLY WHAT THEY WERE DOING💀
Stop being my balls bro
🤣
I’m reading this to my kids hands down.
This is amazing
"Look Louie! Your dog is licking my balls!"
*I swear, I'm dying of laughing-..*
LOL IKR
Same
i justed laughed at read this comment 😂🤣🤣
XD
wet balls lmao