GAM 291 The Atheist Religion

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  • @markusnavergard2387
    @markusnavergard2387 3 роки тому +52

    Also, never forget that Matt Powell belives that the sun is a ball of fire that burns oxygen in space

    • @Blackheartzero
      @Blackheartzero 3 роки тому +8

      _"We were inaccurate about the sun too, but we at least got around to correcting ourselves. this guy is just wearing being catastrophically wrong as a badge of honor!"_
      *-They Might Be Giants, probably.*

  • @jamesskelton3488
    @jamesskelton3488 3 роки тому +26

    Eli got distracted by a very nice grill. He has achieved Dad level 3

  • @Blackheartzero
    @Blackheartzero 3 роки тому +33

    Just once, when Noah's talking about an advertised product, I want Eli to ask Noah _"What's... [name of advertised product]?"_ And then ask Noah again after he explains what it is. then _keep asking that same question_ every time he is allowed to speak. Meanwhile Noah, having dismissed it as Eli just doing some weird prank thing after the second time he asked, is trying his best to ignore him as he tries to read the ad.
    Finally, at the end of the ad read, Eli asks a couple more times in a row, causing Noah to snap and tell Eli to cut it out. Whereupon Heath _(or whoever the guest masochist is, if Heath isn't on,)_ asks Noah who he's talking to. and then Eli tells Noah, _"You have to let me go- the accident wasn't your fault."_

  • @philiplynx6991
    @philiplynx6991 3 роки тому +17

    Amazing how many of these 'movies' can be summed up simply as 'No, You Are!: The Movie'.

  • @MS-jp3op
    @MS-jp3op 3 роки тому +14

    I'm waiting for that day Eli just builds a tastefully made and accurate website about Marsh as an anti-prank.

  • @markusnavergard2387
    @markusnavergard2387 3 роки тому +13

    space octopi? Cthulhu is real then. the great old ones are out there IA IA!

  • @arnaudgarand7706
    @arnaudgarand7706 3 роки тому +7

    Hahaha!! Noah couldn't say the syntax mistake in the Raycon add without pausing. I LOVE IT!!!

  • @loki6626
    @loki6626 3 роки тому +11

    Darn it! I never thought about the sharks hunting down the monkey canoes. Guy's got a point. Guess I'm a christian now.
    Been nice knowing y'all.

  • @fnln3011
    @fnln3011 3 роки тому +22

    What makes the out of context Darwin quote extra stupid is that there's evidence for evolution that was discovered after his death. The argument fails even without Matt's deception

    • @andrewwilliams6963
      @andrewwilliams6963 3 роки тому +12

      On the Origin of Species is not the only authoritative tomb on evolution. Just like Newton's laws were the basics of the space program, there's been a lot of new developments along the way. It's like these people love old barely relevant texts for some reason.

    • @YY4Me133
      @YY4Me133 3 роки тому +6

      @@andrewwilliams6963
      *tome

    • @robbinhuckelberry4168
      @robbinhuckelberry4168 3 роки тому +4

      @@YY4Me133 sorry, did you say something? I'm tome deaf. Lol

    • @Bill_Garthright
      @Bill_Garthright 3 роки тому +3

      @@robbinhuckelberry4168
      At least you're not tomb deaf! :)

    • @robbinhuckelberry4168
      @robbinhuckelberry4168 3 роки тому +3

      @@Bill_Garthright Yeah, but I have Tombnittus in my right ear lol. I hope this joke isn't too cryptic!

  • @TheOneTrueFingal
    @TheOneTrueFingal 3 роки тому +15

    Indie game devs, "Monkey Canoe Shark Attack" is just waiting to be made. ;)

  • @tkat6442
    @tkat6442 3 роки тому +9

    Matt Powell actually believes that confederate soldiers shot a pteradactyl! (See the Godless Engineer interview with him) Also, his way of interviewing atheists is probably akin to the way lines of songs are used in Dickie Goodman's "Mr. Jaws"!

  • @wadeheaton123
    @wadeheaton123 3 роки тому +13

    The Big Bang Clown Car. The Origin of the Universe was a Cosmic Clown explosion. Best Theory and Tee Shirt. Ever!

    • @markusnavergard2387
      @markusnavergard2387 3 роки тому +3

      God as a cosmic clown. I like it

    • @Blackheartzero
      @Blackheartzero 3 роки тому +1

      🎶 _our whole u-ni-verse was in a clown's back seat..._ 🎶

  • @lyleswanson7557
    @lyleswanson7557 3 роки тому +7

    If octopi and squids aren't aliens, then explain why they worship the flying spaghetti monster.

  • @tommcdonald4014
    @tommcdonald4014 3 роки тому +5

    I have been waiting for this! I can't wait! Rip Mattie P a new one, boys. He deserves it. (And Raw Mattie, too, while you're at it!.)

  • @nickgagnon3626
    @nickgagnon3626 3 роки тому +13

    OK. This is going to be a good one.

  • @Blackheartzero
    @Blackheartzero 3 роки тому +6

    1:33:32 - Matt, babies evolving into adults is *_Pokémon._* What the hell are you talking about?!

    • @Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer
      @Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer 3 роки тому +2

      I told the judge that I had to catch em all, and just said, "no that's sex trafficking."

  • @babsbylow6869
    @babsbylow6869 3 роки тому +4

    I luvz me some Marsh.
    He's quickly becoming my favourite guest mazo.

  • @floraposteschild4184
    @floraposteschild4184 3 роки тому +6

    War & Peace featuring space squids and space octopuses is what I want to see!

    • @Blackheartzero
      @Blackheartzero 3 роки тому +2

      What I want is a recreation of the scene from _'Transformers: Earthrise,'_ where Optimus has a gun pointed at Megatron, and Optimus is demanding with a noticable crack in his voice that Megatron forgive him before he guns him down.
      Except Optimus and Megatron are an Octopus and a Squid respectively riding a Meteor to Earth, and there's the caption *_"THIS IS WHAT MATT POWELL REALLY BELIEVES WHAT ATHEISTS REALLY BELIEVE"_* printed across the bottom in bold, white text.
      *EDIT:* _here's a link to the scene in question. Forgive the quality, it's the best I could find on such short notice._
      ua-cam.com/video/n0G_Upf4Ii4/v-deo.html

    • @pvthitch
      @pvthitch 3 роки тому +1

      Watchmen by Alan Moore.

  • @tristasayers7429
    @tristasayers7429 3 роки тому +2

    I used to go to church camp when I was younger and we had a cave there we would go explore. When you got to the back, there was this big open cavern that had large cracks all over the ceiling. They would tell us how it was proof of the flood because the weight and pressure of the water had caused it.

  • @gabriellavedier9650
    @gabriellavedier9650 3 роки тому +4

    The one thing Matt got right was that grass thing. Teosinte grass was crossbred and allowed to mutate. Most grains were bred from some sort of grass. Except for things like amaranth, quinoa, and the like.

    • @atomicsquirrel6457
      @atomicsquirrel6457 3 роки тому +1

      I was hoping no one had beat me to this. I learned it from a Stephen Jay Gould essay and like to remember him.

  • @osuzyq828
    @osuzyq828 3 роки тому +20

    Started listening to the podcast, and thought - “oh, this is one I could watch on UA-cam!”
    No wonder your guest hosts complain so much! I couldn’t make it past 6 minutes without wanting to 🤮.
    Thank y’all for doing this!

  • @markusnavergard2387
    @markusnavergard2387 3 роки тому +13

    Oh man, Poor Mary, she has to deal witht hese loons everyday since 2005. and the soft tissue hade to be soaked in acid before it could be examined, it wasent premineralized, but YCE makes it sound like they pulled a bloody stake fromt he ground.

  • @Vindsus86
    @Vindsus86 3 роки тому +4

    Why is a retired police officer talking about the improbability of monkey seafarers? My first thought was that Matt just took someone who's seen as trustworthy by his gullible audience. But surely that isn't the reason?

  • @markusnavergard2387
    @markusnavergard2387 3 роки тому +3

    oh i have waited for this

  • @cullenarthur8879
    @cullenarthur8879 3 роки тому +2

    I have been watching atheist shows on youtube for awhile, including videos from Aron ra, Matt dillahunty and others. I do seem to remember coming across comments from someone named Matt Powell in the comment section, and considering the comments, I could definitely believe that it could be the same person.

  • @brucebaker810
    @brucebaker810 2 роки тому +2

    1:16:00 "Viewers of _'Rotting Whale Carcass'_ Also watched..."

  • @IR_Real
    @IR_Real 3 роки тому +4

    Gotta say,when I saw the title I thought Ray fuckin Comfort

    • @loki6626
      @loki6626 3 роки тому +3

      This guy is the new Ray Comfort.
      He'd probably take that as a compliment.

    • @IR_Real
      @IR_Real 3 роки тому +2

      @@loki6626 who would you say is the target market of this movie

    • @loki6626
      @loki6626 3 роки тому +3

      @@IR_Real
      Well since they're just taking pot shots at atheists I doubt they're looking to convert anyone. I'd say they're after impressionable youngsters, trying to cast doubt on the science that conflicts with their beliefs.

    • @babsbylow6869
      @babsbylow6869 3 роки тому +1

      @@loki6626
      Would Eli lick Powell though? 😆

  • @Blackheartzero
    @Blackheartzero 3 роки тому +5

    Aran Ra?! Is this movie trying to work in a Tutenstein villain or something?!

    • @gabriellavedier9650
      @gabriellavedier9650 3 роки тому +3

      Isn't Aran a kind of sweater? A sweater-clad Egyptian villain would be entirely hilarious.

  • @coyoteboy5601
    @coyoteboy5601 3 роки тому +2

    The dinosaur on the surfboard was the only good thing in his video.

  • @jaxxonad619
    @jaxxonad619 3 роки тому +3

    but wait... octopuses ARE from space... has no one played METAL SLUG here?...

  • @bjrneirikstrkersen1021
    @bjrneirikstrkersen1021 3 роки тому +2

    We SO need an Aron Ra vs Raw Matt scientific gay wrestling extravaganza!

  • @1992Xaldin
    @1992Xaldin 3 роки тому +1

    13:33 what happened here? It's the next second, but too quick

  • @markusnavergard2387
    @markusnavergard2387 3 роки тому +7

    Marshall, there where no marine dinosaurs. there where marine reptiles in the mesozoic but they where not dinosaurs. And we do have fishing dinosaur, the spinosaurs family, wich includes spinosaurus,suchomimus,Baryonyx,Oxalia, Iritator and Ichtiyovenator to name a few

    • @gibbcharron3469
      @gibbcharron3469 3 роки тому +4

      Aye, quite right. A sadly common misconception, which is a shame because the marine reptiles were awesome and too often overlooked!

    • @theangryholmesian4556
      @theangryholmesian4556 3 роки тому +3

      @@gibbcharron3469 Mosasaurs for life!

  • @Vindsus86
    @Vindsus86 3 роки тому +2

    RawMatt is a youtuber who sometimes co-hosted debates on the Modern day debate channel. Don't know if he does anymore. And he's committed academic fraud, from what I understand. UA-camr Dapper dino has a video on this.

  • @tristasayers7429
    @tristasayers7429 3 роки тому +5

    Stomach acid doesn't burn that hot🙃

  • @vestafreyja
    @vestafreyja 3 роки тому +8

    Too be fair to Matt Powell and the long list things of things he does not understand he has a corresponding short list of things he understands.
    Help me out with things that Matt Powell understands?
    Well at least Matt Powell is not a flat earther.

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives 6 місяців тому

    They're so obsessed with attacking Darwin that they forget that there was also Wallace, who came up with a lot of the same ideas but couldn't form as elegant a model. So even if Darwin never existed, Wallace would have still done it. Not to mention if neither existed, or if the modern synthesis never did, there'd still be Lamark and Neo-Lamarkism.
    Notice how Matt doesn't really explain how the Genesis theory actually gives any explanation? See, if the arc lands on Ararat, how are the monkeys going to get to South America? The problem remains! They're just adding an extra problem by having to explain the flood and the ark.
    And of course there's the soft dinosaur tissue only being found at the very end of the Cretaceous.

  • @rickwalker8259
    @rickwalker8259 9 місяців тому

    "Calamari Rain" is my new favorite fake band name.

  • @andrewwilliams6963
    @andrewwilliams6963 3 роки тому

    Guess I have to start sending tithes through patreon. Where's the rule book? I need to know if it's pre or after tax income.

  • @ladyaj7784
    @ladyaj7784 2 роки тому

    How long does haggis take to cook?

  • @raezzordaze8021
    @raezzordaze8021 3 роки тому

    "Clamari Rain" is my next band name.

  • @ForesightFishing
    @ForesightFishing 3 роки тому +2

    YES!!

  • @brucebaker810
    @brucebaker810 2 роки тому

    ~30:00 a. So...spontaneous explosive corndog generation would prove...?
    b. Regardless of (a), I volunteer to assist in research.

  • @wishusknight3009
    @wishusknight3009 3 роки тому +1

    And now he is at Dinosaur Adventure Land with one of the worst humans on the planet.

    • @cullenarthur8879
      @cullenarthur8879 3 роки тому

      Yep! He now spends his time as Kent Hovinds personal pet.

    • @wishusknight3009
      @wishusknight3009 3 роки тому +1

      @@cullenarthur8879 i may start a pool to see how long it takes before they have a falling out. Or matt takes DAL2.0 when kent gets arrested again.

    • @cullenarthur8879
      @cullenarthur8879 3 роки тому

      @@wishusknight3009 what is a DAL2.0?

    • @wishusknight3009
      @wishusknight3009 3 роки тому +1

      @@cullenarthur8879 dino adventure land. eric hovind stole the first one.

  • @austy_whasty7941
    @austy_whasty7941 3 роки тому +1

    Yesssss the accenttt

  • @colmastro4373
    @colmastro4373 3 роки тому +2

    Hey what's wrong with Krause? He's one of the best physicists in history, what's he done wrong?

    • @theangryholmesian4556
      @theangryholmesian4556 3 роки тому +9

      He's a misogynist and has been credibly accused of sexual harassment or at least inappropriate sexual behavior. He (incorrectly) assumed a woman was DTF, was mistaken, and then couldn't take no for an answer. She rightfully called him out and then he had temper tantrum.

    • @theangryholmesian4556
      @theangryholmesian4556 3 роки тому +6

      Then he tried to blame it on social awkwardness caused by his neurodivergency. Which speaking as an autistic person is a load of BS. I've misread social cues before and put my foot in my mouth but I know that no means no and when to apologize.

  • @SinthiaVicious
    @SinthiaVicious Рік тому

    What does upper decked mean?

    • @eddyeldridge7427
      @eddyeldridge7427 10 місяців тому

      “Upper decker” is a slang term for pooping straight into the toilet tank, rather than the toilet bowl. After the deed is done, the next person to flush is greeted by a flood of poopy water, creating a mess and horrific stench.

  • @r1pster05
    @r1pster05 2 роки тому

    The guy had the grill so he could BBQ any dinosaur meat Mary dug up.

  • @williamnichols429
    @williamnichols429 2 роки тому

    Ethel, there's a Howard Johnson's. Wanna eat some clams?

  • @gabriellavedier9650
    @gabriellavedier9650 3 роки тому +2

    Great. Now I have to hate Lawrence Kraus. I have a life, I can't keep up with this internet guff. Just tell me what he did and I'll memory hole his career and pretend he wasn't a go-to reference.

    • @zEropoint68
      @zEropoint68 3 роки тому +5

      i'm not a thousand percent on this, but if i'm remembering the generals right, a woman and him crossed wires on whether or not she was dtf and he reacted like a snotty little brat, so she told everyone.
      people would save themselves a lot of grief if they'd just learn to take a "no" with some style.

    • @gabriellavedier9650
      @gabriellavedier9650 3 роки тому +6

      @@zEropoint68
      God damn. Why are smart people so stupid? I have autism and can't tell when people are being nice to me or not and I can tell when people don't want to do the deed.

    • @Nocturnalux
      @Nocturnalux 3 роки тому +3

      @@zEropoint68 It was worse than that as a lot of other women have seen come up and told about he would harass them, at times even in public, and simply did not get that 'NO' means no.
      That's the way it usually goes with creeps who don't know boundaries, there's never a single case but a pattern of behavior.

    • @gabriellavedier9650
      @gabriellavedier9650 3 роки тому +3

      @@Nocturnalux
      Shyness and social anxiety have save me again. Even in my weird creep phase I was too isolated to creep on other actual humans.

  • @angelac5628
    @angelac5628 3 роки тому +1

    Can you guys please review the Marvel movie with David Hasselhoff, it’s horrible!!

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 2 роки тому

      when you, the advocate, can't name it?
      you mention awful. any of the god part?
      "you guys". but no @mention.
      Nearly perfect.

  • @tomhaupt5238
    @tomhaupt5238 2 роки тому

    Noah's laugh is so annoying... especially when it DROWNS OUT whatever funny quip Heath or Eli is making🤬🤬🤬