How Many Democrats Does It Take To Respond To A SOTU?
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- Опубліковано 31 січ 2018
- The Democrats responded to Trump's State of the Union with one unified message. . . multiplied by five.
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Wait, seriously? Fox News' praise is about how many times Trump said the word "America" in the *AMERICAN* State of the Union Address that's talking about what's been going on in *AMERICA* ? Really?
Tenshi2akuma - Rainman could repeat America 82 times or any other idiot savant !
Or any other plain idiot :P You could train a parrot to say it 82 times, but a parrot is still smarter than Donald Trump.
Goddamit America! How many times must Trump clap for himself, before you throw him a fish?
:Arf: :Arf: :Arf: :Arf: Clap Clap Clap
Not a fish, but a Fillet-o-Fish.
Then another.
Then two Big Macs.
And a diet soda.
LMAO you think he eats fish?
Guess you guys never seen a performing seal.
Lol
"lovechild of Superman and Conan" :DD i'm wheezing
Most of those positive reactions are just people who are relieved to find out the president can actually read.
The Noble and Mighty Beaver 😂😂 high-five
Hey now don't get too relaxed. There's a rumor that Trump may have only made the speech coherently because he had an earpiece and was getting all his lines from Sean Spicer hiding in the bushes.
Uh uh uh haha
I like that they fixed the music in the end slate so it doesn't obliterate my ears.
It still can be reduced by 50 db. I feel sorry for headphone users.
Had the pods on last time, almost broke my head.
It's perfect now. Now we can enjoy that new BeeGees era synth bass.
Stephen’s UA-cam channel pays more attention to our needs more than our government does.
On reflection, I'm kind of glad I can still be surprised and saddened by the fact that 'Faux Friends' first metric for a great speech is how often the word "America" was shoehorned in.
When they watch an ISIS training film screaming for the "Death to America!', they get excited over how many times they said "America!"
Faux News = Minitrue
Have you ever listened to country music? There is a reason why its so popular among that viewership.
Beautifully put!
at least trump thinks about the u.s. democrats shut down the govt to appeal to illegals and muslims
"Do you know how many times the word America was used in that speech? Eighty-two times!" "That's fantastic!" Is this satire?
Demagogueor or Demagog
noun
1.
a person, especially an orator or political leader, who gains power and popularity by arousing the emotions, passions, and prejudices of the people.
2.
(in ancient times) a leader of the people.
verb (used with object), demagogued, demagoguing.
3.
to treat or manipulate (a political issue) in the manner of a demagogue; obscure or distort with emotionalism, prejudice, etc.
verb (used without object), demagogued, demagoguing.
4.
to speak or act like a demagogue.
Monty Python sketch. Or South Park episode.
Unortunately no, it isn't.
Razor 1uk
Wait, so, you talking about Trump or Colbert?
nope. i've binge-watvhing his clips for some days now, to see what all the fuss is about him. i haven't even been entertained.
Best ratings ever, for a state of the uniom.
Jorith Zwaan I see what you did 😉
Everyone give a clap to yourselves! We all deserve it listening to the orange melted cheese talk.
issa osama degenerate. Trump is the best president ever
But, I only lasted 15 minutes. Watching him try to read the prompter out loud was a truly painful experience. They might as well have posted the speech online. Then I could have Cortana read it to me.
Justino Nilo Perez You are delusional.
Thanks issa osama. I've been trying to give up cheese. Comparing it to trump will definitely get me there.
But I didn't make it past the inauguration. I still need more time to recuperate. I would salute someone for sitting through it, but it seriously calls into question that person's sanity and morals if they listened endured the entire SOTU
*As a **_War on Christmas_** Veteran serving 3 tours defending the north pole, i take offense to trump not saying **_Merry Christmas_*
Watching that State of the Uniom address was the most painful thing I've done so far in 2018.
Good thing I had a whole bottle of wine handy. Bernie's rebuttal was the best part of the night!
Bernie 2020!
The word America was used 82 times and the phrase climate change 0 times!
Proof that america isreal and climate change is chinuminatti hoax
Oleksil - Wanna try that again in English ?
Which country did they think a president would name in a SOTU? Canada? Kazakhstan? Kenya?
Just in case you didn't know what country he's supposed to be leading.
Matthew Piana maybe because his speech was very optimistic and that is a very pessimistic term.
3:05 Me: There had BETTER be a killer Conan joke coming.
3:09 Me: OMG YES! HAHA YES! Stephen, you're the best!
that music at the end is so infectiouss, i always feel the need to boogiee!
Ali Syed lolll i do the same every single time
Not sure if anyone else saw this, but from the side, trump clapping kind of looked like a bird doing a trick. Sort of like that cockatoo from the Rio movie.
I was thinking of making a meme with a seal call soundtrack
T. shrine, you just won the biggest butthurt snowflake on UA-cam award. Can't take anyone laughing at your precious incompetent idiotic corrupt demagogue? Poor you.
Wow T. Shrine why would you slap someon's mom?
Clapping for himself is what Kim Jong Un does. It's done to establish an authoritarian relationship. .
SirBlot what in the hell are you even trying to say?! Is English not your first language, or do you need to go back to the programmer to get your algorithms tweaked?
Thank you for promptly fixing the music at the end. I am really glad it is not 2-3 times louder than Colbert. I enjoyed this clip very much!
All this sycophantic clapping reminds me of North Korea!
Ali Kiwifruit my thoughts exactly. Kim does it all the time
I'd say, in NK/DPRK, it is likely only acceptable to clap until the leader stops clapping - where as for 'I am the best at anything vaguely positive anyone publicly says about me' Trump, he has to clap to get encourage others to when he wants them to.
Sadly enough Kim and trump have a lot in common. Kim seems to be a bit more stable and intelligent though...
And don't forget the awkward silence that fell over the room when Trump said he was going to increase the United State's nuclear arsenal.
Dak Lamerbusch you seem to be the only one who thught this comment was directed at Colbert. It is directed at Trump of course.
The clapping into the mike was outright annoying.But I enjoyed the looks his wife was giving him.He better be careful remember Bobbitt.
*_Superman & Conan's love child. 2020_*
the_dead_poet f
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The Punisher - that was pretty much the cringiest thing I've ever seen
I know this is a joke but I actually want Joe Kennedy to run in 2020. And yet I don’t because the last time a Kennedy ran for president it did not end well...
MAHGAHG!
You know Trump's State of the Union address is exceptionally bad when David Duke praised and thanked his speech on twitter.
Toad Jiang You know the democrats are bad when you have Harvey Weinstein as a major donor.
See how this works?
darknightoftroy Illegal immigration, my friend. Illegal. Go find a dictionary and look up the definition. Oh and it does work like that, a private citizen is well within their rights to support anyone, or any political party they like.
Just like that pervert Weinstein supports the Democrats.
You guys are so narrow- minded, the point of darknightoftroy it's on spot.
Sate Anne have you already forgotten Steve Wynn, who was the freaking finance chair for the rnc?! He's just been outted as a predator this week yet I haven't seen or heard a word from republicans when they were SO fast to condemn democrats just for accepting weinstein's money. The r's had Wynn as their *main finance and donations guy.* can you say hypocrites?
Trump can control what David Duke says so I completely agree
The Kennedy jokes were on point😂
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 Trump better see a doctor about that Clap.👏Avoid the Clap, _Jimmy Dugan_
If you haven't seen Bernie's response to the SOTU, check it out. See what a real president would have said.
some of the stuff was not the greatest. There is no pay gap, and the country cannot afford free college. and abortion should not be legal after like 2 weeks or so. -You know they abort babies by shredding them to bits in a super fast vaccum right. And in 92% of those abortions the baby is developed enough to feel pain, move, has a heartbeat, its own bloodtype, etc. Ex abortionists have quit their jobs after the baby parts have gotten stuck in the vaccum. One of them saw the decapitated head and decided to quit. One ultrasound video showed the baby "swimming" to the other side of its mother's belly trying to escape the vaccum and getting shredded to bits.-
watch this instead of reading my stuff: ua-cam.com/video/cuJJowJikdk/v-deo.html
Bernie's clueless on foreign issue's. He just keeps embarrassing himself. USA doesn't need a Marxist Leninist leader.
raghv m 2 weeks? Do most people know they're pregnant at 2 weeks?
Trump did everything he could to give Congress the clap.
Zing!
(Claps) "come on folks, give me a round of applause cuz I deserve it for doing such a great job!"
Please clap
Clapping for ur self it's very wired it's like liking ur own post
yousef ismael no, it's like responding to your own post with a clapping emoji
yousef ismael Trump didn't clap for himself. He was clapping for others. You would know if you saw the speech and not listen to loathsome losers trying to belittle the President
The Truth ! I know cuz he is a "very stable genius" and also he is "like a smart person"
The Truth ! You are right! He was clapping for the heroes and bravery of the parents of children that lost their lives from violent illegal immigrants. Thank you for pointing that fact out for the people that can't see it.
I agree. It's pathetic.
Trump clapping for himself. Truly is the anti-Jeb.
... wait, you're not gonna ask "please upvote"?
Please clap..
Jeb is a mess
JEB! should have known to work for his own claps instead of relying on the government for clap handouts.
borot man This ain't reddit
The Trump and friends' claps gave me some sort of a synchronized swimming vibe 😂
Music at the end much more bearable now. Thanks!!
The best part about Trump is that he is so impressed with himself, no one else on the planet ever needs to be impressed by him again. Put him in a playpen where he can perpetually smirk and clap at what a good boy he is.
Now we all know Trump's....... "got the clap"
Ian Curtis brilliant
Ian Curtis 😂🤣😂🤣😆
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!
"Lovechild of Superman and Conan O'Brien" Nailed it lol 😂
"... And love child of Superman and Conan Obrien..." LOL! So funny!
Playing devil's advocate here but most of those claps they showed in the clip was him clapping for support of the people he mentioned who either saved lives or did community service.
That's exactly what I said. I'm no Trump supporter but most of these dumb fucks did not watch the state of the union speech but sure as hell are here talking shit.
And people wonder why Trump has beef with the American media.
The look on Paul Ryan face is priceless 🤣🤣🤣
cool... Trump named a continent 82 times
Eduardo Grasso Country*
Richie: Continent* I'm Canadian and American, since I live in north america. Might be news to you, but the USA is not the only country on this continent, so calm your ego
Might be news to you but TRUMP was referring to USA not North America as a whole
Might be news to you but America doesnt ALWAYS mean the USA.
Although I didn't watch his speech, so I don't really care either way, just on here wasting time..lol
Of course the result was positive. Half the time he was carting out better men than him and sucking up their own achievements like a leech.
At least I didn’t stand there with my hands in my pockets Colbert
I bet t'rump claps for himself every time he manages to catch a glimpse of Ivanka when she's wearing a skirt without getting caught.
Claps or faps?
+The Transgender Android
Lol.
He probably waits for the live Ivanka cam shower feed for that.
Trump's state of the uniom was like an uninspiring kings speech.. Sad!
"... love child of Superman and Conan O'Brien." 🤣
When I was a kid and there were only 5 channels on tv, the SOTU was on every channel. We didn't have vcr's, cable, the internet, or any means of watching something else. It was torture.
82 times. Hook, line, and sinker for the blinded by that word.
Bernie Sanders should have given the official Democratic response. Kennedy speech was lame , prepared, totally absent of actual policy and political cliche's
Bernies was full of policy
So in other words, Kennedy's speech perfectly reflected the Democratic Party.
you leftists still praise socialism after what happened to venezuela? and yet you call rural people retarded
That's what happens when your parents are cousins.
corvusala
Keep that kind of past-your-nose view goiing and you'll have _all_ the blue states voting red by 2020, not just PA, WI and MI.
lol
It was torture watching the SOTU speech. Trump applauding himself and Republicans giving standing ovations what seemed every 3 minutes was more than annoying. The message he related was he does everything that's good for the country and there is 'clean coal; to be used.
He gets kudos for not adlibbing and being a shouty man. Imagine, we've sunk so low, that when he doesn't blatantly misbehave, it's a plus.
Well, to be fair, the standing ovations every three minutes have always been done regardless of which party held the Presidency (i.e., Democrats did it for Obama, Republicans did it for Bush II, Democrats did it for Clinton, etc...).
Thank you for fixing the music, I literally winced in anticipation of ear rape but was pleasantly surprised that the tune was lowered to an enjoyable level. My ears thank you.
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
Thank you for fixing the end card audio. Now I 100% approve of it.
"But not one Marry Christmas". BURN!
And while Trump was applauding himself he was singing a little song inside his own head; "This is how we clap our hands, clap our hands, clap our hands, this is how we clap our hands, clap, clap clap", "Yay, I have the clap, the best clap, the bigliest clap......oops, still itchy".
When I first started watching the SOTU I wondered who the hell was clapping so much and so loud, sounded like the hands of a porpoise with wet flippers.
Every time he clapped I was just thinking "Look how small those damn hands are." Also, if you clapped/laughed after everything you said you would just look like Jimmy Fallon.
He was clapping for the guests he had at the address. 🙄🙄🙄
I like the new end card. Really points out how great John and the whole band is.
LOL colbert you're great!
this was a good monologue. loved the conan joke
Good focusing on reading mr president! You made it! 👏 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Whoever does the endscreen, Thankyou. It's perfect now
truth be told, I watched Black Lightening instead of Orange Meany...
Game show contestants, studio audiences and narcissists clap for themselves.
Did anyone else see Ryan grimacing at the start when Trump was clapping?
I could make a speech just containing the word America but that doesn't make it great. I'm looking at you Fox and Friends!
He most definitely clapped A LOT. And it's the least of our worries...
'Joe Kennedy's really cute...'
Agnidh Ghosh he looks like Conan O'Brien
lol
John Lee
Just no...please
Everybody knows clapping means end of the monologue.
WTF with him clapping.. at himself?!!?
If you clicked this video first you were correct
CONGRATULATIONS 🎊
Today I rolled the dice, and I won!
And then realized that I had to roll again because I watched it before the people that post the monologue order and they uploaded today's in 3 parts. :(
Where's boonlincoln when you need him???
Why did the clapping remind me of the UDSSR show marches?
Kim Jong Un loves clapping for himself as well.
Way to feature the great senator sanders. Video just earned a like
"Feature" is not how you spell "mention".
Lmao the clapping
Dying laughing @ 1:15
inb4 clapping into mic becomes the new meme
wish Stephen would show some of what Bernie said, but i guess that's the line Stephen wont cross. i mean i suppose he did MENTION him at the very least. although if we are being honest Bernie could crash anyone with his actually policy ideas instead of just spineless words. i mean the dude has a very long track record of getting things done.
When he does that with his hands, the lights go on and off.
Donald looks like the news anchor fish from SpongeBob 🤣🤣🤣
He was clapping for the honored American guests....you'd know that if you saw the speech.
we love you bernie!!!
So glad I didn’t waste my time with the state of the union. I could never get that time back and sometimes I just can’t dumb it down enough.
If Steven clapped after every joke, he'd look like a Prosperity Evangelical... Praise Cheezus!
Trumpf's constant need for acknowledgement is a little concerning.
if that was a drinking game, 82 times I'd be wasted beyond (uhm) fubar
Was he really clapping for himself, or for us? I think he was clapping for us. He gave that to us. He gave us those claps. Donald Trump gave us the clap.
... wait...
I shamefully admit I wound up looking at the corners of Kennedy's mouth wondering what was going on too. It was a lovely speech, and he made good points, but... Carmex? Chapstick? Laquer??
He said America 85 times in am hour long speech lol. Why are y'all so mad 😂😂😂😂
The clapping montage looks like a Tequila song
SOTU?
Same Old Trump Union?
cpt nordbart .. Sort of Trump university
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I'd still say that a 48% "very postitive" reception to Trump's SOTU is frighteningly high... I mean, how far have our standards fallen during the last year if reading from a prompter and staying in line can be considered a "very positive" performance by 48%?
Trump has the clap(ha-ha)
The funny site of Dems. at the SOTU -- they look like Cleveland Brown fans after every game. Ha Ha !
Dems sitting there looking mad as fuck the entire time.
Hearing Trump clap during the SOTU annoyed the hell out of me
Steve forgot to make fun of the disabled car behind Kennedy, like how ironic, a wrecked car just like the one his uncle had when he murdered that woman in Chappaquiddick.
He must have done great, look at how much he clapped for himself
He was clapping for the honored guests, actually. Like the fireman who saved a bunch of children.
Badly Drawn Turtle finally someone with an iq over 80, I thought we were all gone
He can't help himself, he's stuck on self!
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Now that was a good late show response to the Union speech the first one seemed so rushed :D
'We'll be back momentarily': talk about unreliable!
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