Did we watch the same video? He screamed at the guards, refused to show his ID and then started shouting obnoxious things OI OI ICE CREAM THEIR??? SOUNDS LIKE AN EMERGENCY and smugly chuckling to himself like a spazmoid, how on earth was this not winding people up on purpose or polite.
It is always a treat to see your videos Focus. It is also good to see people who think that their job makes them superior to the public taken down a peg.
Thanks for pointing that out. I had missed that gem until I read your comment. Obviously, I am unworthy of watching Focus Pocus' audits. I am not worthy! I am not worthy! We aren't worthy?
"Don't tell him, Pike" brilliant. It's gold like that why I've been a subscriber for so long. You don't upload in the same frequency as others do but the quality is always worth the wait. I don't think Sargent Vargas could handle your overt cheerfulness lol
FP You crack me up with your quick wit, one liners and I love the way you can just shut down everyone’s questions and opinions and leave them looking dumbstruck. Thank you.
8:57 - Love the 'Czech Hedgehog' tank defences . . . . . . just in case a rogue Tiger tank happens to circumvent the 'All-American-war-hero' with the Bar-code scanner, and proceed whilst breaking the posted 4mph speed limit . . . . & without a Lanyard !!
Don't laugh at the 4 MPH limit, our speed Limits are decreasing steadily on our roads, I wouldn't put it past them to drop ours down silly low,outside schools and such.🙄
Best auditor in the UK. You are calm, rarely if ever offensive, have great knowledge of the law and a quick wit which seems to disarm those trying to hem you up.
I have just come across you, you are the very best, love the music that you put to the videos, I am an older lady and love the music from back in the day, thank you for my laughs of today x
To be fair MDP did the right thing on this one. Asked the usual questions, didn't really push anything or give instructions as if FP was a small child, and let him get on with it.
Excellent again FP. "Don't tell him Pike!".....that's probably the only bit that our American friends won't understand. Liverpool? The Beatles? Nah, never heard of them.
I remember those days like yesterday. I live in Canada now thank God. I also remember back around 1980 two aqaintantances of mine (now bare in mind this is probably around 40 yrs ago) who's names I just can't recall, just drove onto that base in braod daylight and hot wired a Mustang Convertable which had been sat there for 6 months, stopped at the gatehouse and were allowed to pass. Yeah baby, those were the days! Dang, I sure wish I could remember the names of those wild crazy guys.....time seems to have taken it's toll. Peace!
I dont often comment on any videos, but I bloody love the way you just reduce them to the stupidity that they deserve. Well done Sir. Never heard of the beatles!!!!! Pretty much says it all. Keep up the good work.
@@realPromotememedia I visited Lakenheath a number of years ago I had an american friend stationed there and its UK soil but they the USAF are tenants on a UK airbase and its still British soil, if the americans left tomorrow it would revert to the RAF unless it shut down, it pays alot of mortgages in that area I have no problem with the base itself
Can you believe it? They send these US kids here with absolutely no knowledge of where they are. Don't know where Liverpool is and never heard of The Beatles! Give me strength. Grade A work as usual FP - keep them on their toes.
Please tell me how you remain o calm and articulate. How do you stop adrenaline rushing and taking over? You even manage to confront them non-confrontationally. How??
This one cracked me up. I choked on my tea when you saw don’t tell him pike, and then the Wayne’s world comment. You were on top form and the comment about the ice cream from the security car was pure Morcambe and Wise. I laughed myself silly. You are brilliant my friend.
@ Endeavour One ... I Like Your Comment I Am 56, 57 This Year. I Enjoyed Morecombe And Wise Especially Eric. But Focus Is On A Different Level This Is Non Scripted And Live
Don't tell him pike a classic and very quick. Top of the class had me spittin out my brew with laughter. Keep them comin. This is better than only fools and horses 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
I've been on that base many many times it's like stepping in to America. Years ago they would have the typical black and white police cars and I kid you not when I went to get lunch there was a dunkin donuts and outside were loads of black and white police cars just like the movies. It was all the American shops and you would pay in sterling and get change in US Dollors. To be fair it was very friendly inside.
No idea what I was watching initially. Video got linked in my feed cos I typed in Hocus Pocus - Focus, the song. What an amazing video; I love the way you tackle the officious MOD security guys at the beginning. I learned a lot by watching this. Not sure what your motivation is but 'auditor' of their systems/response is a pretty accurate description. Edit: the irony is that you do refer to these as audits; laughed out loud to myself when I realised. I have spent the last two hours watching your vids back to back.
You see....what the police are slowly doing....they're starting to respect people's rights and adhering to the laws. The audits are working. So no matter what they say or think as their reaction slowly changes it justifies these videos.
I have been recently watching all these so called audit videos in the last few weeks.. You popped up and have watched all your videos mainly from over 2y ago and every single one of them was educational and informative not sure where you went but so glad your back..
FP please don't stop you are hugely respected Sir and i learn so much from your videos
“Don’t tell him Pike!” 😂😂😂. That Dad’s Army quote had me in literal fits of laughter. Well played 😂
Quick as a flash! Hilarious!
The Pike comment was funny, but much more subtle was the ‘ How’s it going in your World Wayne’ Excellent!!!!
Mike Myers would have been proud.
RIP Ian Lavender
I know this will be good, even before watching, no 1 in the uk
Don't show him Pike! 😂🤣
Brilliant!
That had me laughing out loud!
That was a classic.
Focus should have a short break more often, his sarcasm was top notch here! Like he's missed it as much as we've missed him. Simply the best
This auditor is great. He needs to do more audits!
FP should have his own weekly hour long show on national TV, the ratings would go through the roof 😂.
Best auditor we got, there's an occasional laugh reminiscent of bugs bunny.
Bantz was off the hook mate. 😂😂😂
Love the way he talks down to them like naughty school boys 😅
.....” dont tell him Pike....” pmp.
Brilliant as usual FP
The best auditor, does not wind people up on purpose. And he is polite. Well done sir!
Did we watch the same video? He screamed at the guards, refused to show his ID and then started shouting obnoxious things
OI OI ICE CREAM THEIR???
SOUNDS LIKE AN EMERGENCY
and smugly chuckling to himself like a spazmoid, how on earth was this not winding people up on purpose or polite.
It is always a treat to see your videos Focus. It is also good to see people who think that their job makes them superior to the public taken down a peg.
I'll carry on photographing you crack on 😂😂😂 priceless.
“What’s the policy in your world, Wayne?” Wayne’s World, I caught it. Nice.
party time, excellent
That was excellent ... far too suitble for them Haha
Thanks for pointing that out. I had missed that gem until I read your comment. Obviously, I am unworthy of watching Focus Pocus' audits. I am not worthy! I am not worthy! We aren't worthy?
That's Focus Pocus. I Have To Honest Thou I Did Miss It Until You Mentioned It SouR
@@Zeno_334
The way you added that WW saying in at the end there was terrible….not!
"Don't tell him, Pike" brilliant. It's gold like that why I've been a subscriber for so long. You don't upload in the same frequency as others do but the quality is always worth the wait.
I don't think Sargent Vargas could handle your overt cheerfulness lol
They wouldn't have got that one either Haha
Agreed 👍😁
Don’t tell them your name Pike….
Please keep them coming. Other orditors just don't do it as well. I could happily watch yours every day. 👍
Same from me, nobody compares to FP.
So true, his content is the best!
absolutely agree, no one can seem to deal with the barrage of wit and sarcasm that gets unleashed! 😆
Auditors…
@@Charside French word for jobsworth wankers avoiding actually doing anything useful for a living.
By far one of the best about! Strong contender... Looking forward to this one same as always👌
FP You crack me up with your quick wit, one liners and I love the way you can just shut down everyone’s questions and opinions and leave them looking dumbstruck. Thank you.
Brilliant, absolutely brilliant !!!! that's all I can say, your best yet'. love your work all the way down here in OZ !!!
Haha 😄 "don't tell him Pike.."
That Wayne's World line was pretty quick. You're too fast with your witt mate 😆
You stupid boy!
The residents of Walmington-on-Sea will not be pleased with you.
Dads Army did it before Wayne's World. That's why he said "Pike".
Don’t tell him pike; we are all doomed brilliant took me back to the old days 👍🏻
@@olderbutnowiser6701 “give them a bit steel,they don’t like it upem”.
Absolute classic
8:57 - Love the 'Czech Hedgehog' tank defences . . . . . . just in case a rogue Tiger tank happens to circumvent the 'All-American-war-hero' with the Bar-code scanner, and proceed whilst breaking the posted 4mph speed limit . . . . & without a Lanyard !!
4 MPH? - There must have been a committee involved!
@@bobmirdiff2043 Notice of motion for the next meeting.
Don't laugh at the 4 MPH limit, our speed Limits are decreasing steadily on our roads, I wouldn't put it past them to drop ours down silly low,outside schools and such.🙄
Do you understand what is actually on that base? Of course they protect it… 🙄
The jokes are so many and so fast..."I knew they sold ice cream" man that's sooo funny 😂🤣😂..
FP: Where you from?
American: Texas. I miss it.
FP: Yeah, good.
Don't tell him your name "pike" ...I spat my tea out 😅🤣😂😂🤣😅 awsome !
"Don't tell him Pike" fkn hell I nearly pissed myself hahaha total Quality Whistle while we work 🤣😂🤣😂😂
" don't tell him pike " .
Thank you for today's smile
Loved that to bits, "Don't tell him pike" and the Wayne one was brilliant, lmao, you need to do more please🤣
Focus Pocus by far the best, many try… no one close.
2:12 - Ha ha ha ha, You were scalpel sharp that day . . . . Nice one
What is the lense you used with your canon in this one ?
I spat my coffee out at the "don't tell him Pike" bit, Focus you burned my hand haha. Absolutely outstanding stuff..
Love the retro Dad's Army classic!
That was a classic moment 😆
Best auditor in the UK. You are calm, rarely if ever offensive, have great knowledge of the law and a quick wit which seems to disarm those trying to hem you up.
I have just come across you, you are the very best, love the music that you put to the videos, I am an older lady and love the music from back in the day, thank you for my laughs of today x
It looked like the Scooby was his after all. 😂😂😂
Just watched all your video more or less back to back ..Best I've seen on UA-cam..hope you post more
To be fair MDP did the right thing on this one. Asked the usual questions, didn't really push anything or give instructions as if FP was a small child, and let him get on with it.
the monobrow in camo looks like it physically hurts when he has to think lolz.
Another top rate video. Your sarcasm and wit goes over some peoples heads, love it.
Great blog, great to have you back.
My favorite auditor is back
"Don't tell him Pike!" had me in tears. And bravo on the Grumbleweeds reference at the end
I’m always happy when I see Focus Pocus has another video on UA-cam. He always entertains us as he outwits everyone. And his laugh is infectious.
Excellent again FP.
"Don't tell him Pike!".....that's probably the only bit that our American friends won't understand.
Liverpool? The Beatles? Nah, never heard of them.
Gone are the days when they would hold an airshow there . Used to be amazing
Yeah, but nowadays there would not be any point in having an airshow, as all the new aircrafts are stealth. 😂😂😂😂
Where they there or at Mildenhall?
I remember those days like yesterday. I live in Canada now thank God. I also remember back around 1980 two aqaintantances of mine (now bare in mind this is probably around 40 yrs ago) who's names I just can't recall, just drove onto that base in braod daylight and hot wired a Mustang Convertable which had been sat there for 6 months, stopped at the gatehouse and were allowed to pass. Yeah baby, those were the days! Dang, I sure wish I could remember the names of those wild crazy guys.....time seems to have taken it's toll.
Peace!
@@slacko1971think he means Mildenhall.. when I was a child I used to go to Mildenhall airshows.. they were the best 👌 🤌
I just had a Keyboard, Rothmans and Coffee Moment! - "Don't tell him Pike!"
I dont often comment on any videos, but I bloody love the way you just reduce them to the stupidity that they deserve. Well done Sir. Never heard of the beatles!!!!! Pretty much says it all. Keep up the good work.
Wish I'd never heard of the beetles lucky chap he is.
Lake Heath is an American base though isn’t it? Probably more Elvis - uhuh
@@paulgoodwin3642 beetles? Oh dear,
@@realPromotememedia I visited Lakenheath a number of years ago I had an american friend stationed there and its UK soil but they the USAF are tenants on a UK airbase and its still British soil, if the americans left tomorrow it would revert to the RAF unless it shut down, it pays alot of mortgages in that area I have no problem with the base itself
I that tribute band? 😂@@paulgoodwin3642
I know GoPros fail a lot in heat but heat, in England?
Can you believe it? They send these US kids here with absolutely no knowledge of where they are. Don't know where Liverpool is and never heard of The Beatles! Give me strength.
Grade A work as usual FP - keep them on their toes.
Always a pleasure watching your audits.
Defo one of the best.... Need you on it full time
Focus Pocus. You are the best I've seen so far. You, my friend are brilliant. Many new Auditors could learn from you.
Great job!!
Another absolutely absolutely absolutely absolutely absolutely absolutely absolutely fantastic video. More of these videos and stay safe PLEASE
Absolutely!
Please tell me how you remain o calm and articulate. How do you stop adrenaline rushing and taking over? You even manage to confront them non-confrontationally. How??
4:04 is that a UK MOD staff member passing personal information to an agent of a foreign power? Pretty sure that's a criminal offence.
How do you know is foreign?
What I'm wondering is. If most of the cars have dash cams do they have to turn them off before they enter the mod site ?
i dont turn mine off lol
The best auditor in the country. I bet Wayne's surname is Kerr.
maybe Couszens
There was a dude with that name in my school
Totally agree 👍
This one cracked me up. I choked on my tea when you saw don’t tell him pike, and then the Wayne’s world comment. You were on top form and the comment about the ice cream from the security car was pure Morcambe and Wise. I laughed myself silly. You are brilliant my friend.
@ Endeavour One ... I Like Your Comment I Am 56, 57 This Year. I Enjoyed Morecombe And Wise Especially Eric.
But Focus Is On A Different Level This Is Non Scripted And Live
I have watched 100's of different auditors but I have to say you are "The"best. Keep up the giod work. Really look forward to every post you put out.
Please upload more. You are the best auditor around
Rachael he's by far the best!
@@garywalker2769 defo 😅
Yep
AB
He is good but not close to AB
If Focus Pocus was on the BBC I might even buy a tv licence.
I'd invite myself to a house that as one,which could be hard now they have stopped them for over 75s lol.
good to have you back, keep up the good work
OMG! dont tell him pike, i fell off my chair laughing.....
"Dont tell him pike" has had me howling for about 15 minutes 😂
Don't tell him pike a classic and very quick. Top of the class had me spittin out my brew with laughter. Keep them comin. This is better than only fools and horses 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
What isn't better than that load of old shite.
how many times did the unibrowed neanderthal scowl at the camera? was he expecting something different to happen every time?
Brilliant.......straight in there, you had both names in a flash hahahahahaha, Wayne and Gavin, sounds like a sit com,
What lense is that? Looks like a very expensive canon
You have best thumbnails in the game ,
I feel spoilt. 2 awesome videos in a few days. Love your work 🍿
😂🤣 'don't tell him Pike,' 😂🤣😂
'Wayne's World' 😂🤣😂
Great video. I love your style and the wit.
I've been on that base many many times it's like stepping in to America. Years ago they would have the typical black and white police cars and I kid you not when I went to get lunch there was a dunkin donuts and outside were loads of black and white police cars just like the movies. It was all the American shops and you would pay in sterling and get change in US Dollors. To be fair it was very friendly inside.
" . . . So many sirens in there!" - Changing of the Guard at the Base School!
Don't tell him Pike! 🤣 This guy is the best auditor.
Brilliant as always
The white beefcake has taken a liking to you FocusPocus, can’t take his eyes of you 😄
Omg ive just come across ur videos you are brilliant ,one ov thee best on here , keep em coming .
I loved the stereotyping car owners bit 😅
The 'girls' telling the 'brown beanie boys' what to do as well was classic 🤣
"I bet that's your subaru Wayne...... You look like a fast kinda guy.... " 😂😂
Thanks. Proving yet again, the finest Auditor in the UK, hails from Liverpool
"Gavin and Wayne" - not the porno i wanna see. lol - Great video's dude. Respect for the Pro's. Love the channnel.
Top drawer as always, class 👍🏻
I wasn’t quite sure at first when people said Focus Pocus was the best auditor but now I completely understand why.
That skoda is sitting there scared to death having a fit.
No idea what I was watching initially. Video got linked in my feed cos I typed in Hocus Pocus - Focus, the song. What an amazing video; I love the way you tackle the officious MOD security guys at the beginning. I learned a lot by watching this. Not sure what your motivation is but 'auditor' of their systems/response is a pretty accurate description. Edit: the irony is that you do refer to these as audits; laughed out loud to myself when I realised. I have spent the last two hours watching your vids back to back.
Great Focus, love your stuff.
Chuffing best auditor on the British Isles.
I know what's happened. Somebody has reported a man outside with a Canon, & it all went shit shape from there.
You see....what the police are slowly doing....they're starting to respect people's rights and adhering to the laws. The audits are working. So no matter what they say or think as their reaction slowly changes it justifies these videos.
spot on
Yeah but you're messing with a Military base that's concerned about terrorists lol... you guys are really brave!!!! Wow!!!
Time to get out there again FP, new snazzy GoPro and drone ✌🏻
Hahaha you break me everytime with your commentary
Brother man, please please please, do more. I was doubled over with laughter 🤣🤣🤣
"ooop, is the mother ship contacting you....?" 😂
how many puns!
I love this auditor! Best words and he knows how to control authority!
LOL was waiting for "party on... excellent.." but that was even better!
you never disapoint lol
I've watched every one of your videos 20-30 times I think
*GREAT JOB, FOCUS!!! I HAD NO IDEA WE AMERICANS DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT CIVIL RIGHTS. LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERYDAY.*
did you get the "don t tell him Pike reference" ?
@@badlarry172 *]No.*
Imagine bringing 6 mags (180 rounds) for a rifle on your chest, but not actually bringing the rifle :)
. *LMAO!!!*
They don’t know how to handle the humour 😂
What a video made me smile cheers FP keep them coming
I have been recently watching all these so called audit videos in the last few weeks.. You popped up and have watched all your videos mainly from over 2y ago and every single one of them was educational and informative not sure where you went but so glad your back..
The MOD police guy was sound but still asked for FP’s details - couldn’t help himself!
You're right, if anything they should know freedom of press