Just A Tiny Little Bit - A Warhammer 40k Webcomic Dub
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- Опубліковано 11 вер 2024
- What harm is there?
Voiced by Kieran Barton.
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Guard 1: “I think they’re the Minotaurs!”
Guard 2: “CLOSING THE GATE FASTER!”
*Minotaurs coolaid man's the gate open*
They'd just laugh and run through
“It’s the Marines Malevolent.”
“Oh. Well. Shit.”
"They are Lamenters!"
Well... time to abondon fortress or possibly the whole planet.
Dark dragons:can you guys open up
That gate Guardsman needs to have a talk with the commisar. Nothing too bad, just a talk. And no gunshots, we don't need needless deaths here.
Not unless someone says the R-word. Like:
-I shall retreat to my chambers and res-...
* laspistol blast *
@@Badchi That's so unrealistic, it'd be more like:
"I shall retre- *laspistol blast*"
Who needs a gun when you have a perfectly good flamer?
The guardsman has demonstrated an affinity for the heretics.
I say this could be useful, give him a promotion.
And no desserts on commissars watch.
Open the Gate
It's the blood ravens
Close the Gate
They have stolen the gate
By the Emperor
Requisitioned*
*With or without previous owner's knowledge
@@Drebolaskan Bloody Space Magpies. Pesky over-sized thiefs! They have no doubt stolen the Emperor Himself, at least three times!
Trazyn, Primarch of the Blood Ravens: *cries with pride*
@@WingedDynamite not for a mere door from some guardsmens toilet.
Its funny cause its true
Private Jenkins was later awarded the star of Terra and an extra ration of amasec for his ingenious strategy of tricking the Emperor’s Children into a limbo contest, no doubt deducing that the soldiers of the prince of excess could not resist an attempt to show off. Assertions that this war hero was “just horny” are strictly heretical.
Even more devious, opening the gate just a little only to slam it shut again in their faces, delivering a major blue-ball to the Slaaneshis (who just can't hack that kind of buzzkill). He got promoted to the Inquisitorial ranks for that accidental genius
Brilliant comment 😆
Ciaphas Cain!
No no, he's got a point, if the gate is open but too small for the Slaanesh marines to fit through then it's easier to fire on them.
Also easier to have a grenade chucked in
or stick something out maybe...
Or he want the Slaneesh demons stuck......
What are you doing Step-Imperium?
@@toasters10101heresy detected
@@toasters10101
Executing the treacherous heretics that foolishly got themselves stuck. What else would I do?
"wait no, they're Minotaurs."
"CLOSE THE FUCKING GATE"
*DOOM MUSIC INTENCIFIES*
Guard 1: "They are Alpha Legion"
Guard 2: "Open the gate"
Guard 1: "What? No!"
Guard 2: "Hydra Dominatus."
Isn't there a loyalist chapter that grows horns and other sharpenable bone protrusions?
Edit: Yeah, the Black Dragons.
The only chapter with said features might confuse some imperial guard to think they are chaos or daemons.
Will I go to prison if I say Alpha Legion ? (Posing as Black Dragons)
The bad dragons.
@@cpaul562
No that’s their slaaneshi counter part
Raven Claws went a bit wonky
Based guardsman. If they survive the assault they will get killed by "Chaos taint" so can die on his terms
Taint?
I’d much rather be chainsawed and splattered by a Khorne berserker than live through that agony, ‘cause you know slaaneshi daemons are gonna try to keep you alive for as long as possible as they torture you in various ways for their own amusement
Guardsman: Incoming spacemarine
Door Guard: OPENING THE GATE
Guardsman: They're wearing red armor
Door Guard: What?
Guardsman: They have a black bird on their shoulder with a red droplet
Door Guard: NAIL DOWN THE DOOR. NAIL EVERYTHING DOWN
Sir?
What guardsman!
They took the nails.
Sir?
WHAT NOW?!
They've taken all our fortress and equipment.
sir! they have stollen the ships and food supply s
Sir they’ve taken us
Hippity Hoppity your gate is now our property ;)
I would like to speak to that guardsman about something.
Through the Barrel of a Bolt/Las Pistol I reckon?
The Commissar will have later a word with him...
* *loads boltgun with malicious intent* *
Didn't you meant "righteous"?
@@charliedulolt's from the Emperor's Children pov this time
"I hope it's Slaanesh, if I have to die at least I can die motorboating"
-Regular Marine
That's the TRUE horror of Daemonettes:
They are always depicted with just one tittie, i.e no motorboating
@@JanFWeh but they work in groups
Get peg instead
Ace Guardsmen can't be seduced by horny daemonets, only motorboats
It's all fun and games until the vomit blood lube starts being used while they peg brand you
If it’s slaaneshi marines, reinforce the gate, no mortal can look upon that debauchery willingly
Watch me.
Should have been for alpha legion lol.
Who says that guardsman wasn't Alpharius?
@@patrickdees5256 Because I am Alpharius!
@@modzflare8683 no! I am Alpharius! Hydra Dominatus!
Guard 1: “I think they’re alpha legion.”
Guard 2: “begin re-reading your wills everyone.”
Guard 1: “oh silly me they’re Nightlords.”
Guard 2: “Re-Read your wills faster!”
"Oh lord, please grant me chastity and temperance. But not yet!"
-St. Augustine of Hippo
The way is says "a littlllle" has me 🤣
Guard1: i think they are necron
Guard2:we are doomed
This is why the inquisition doesn't let us have nice things
And rightly so
God dammit Carl, why must he always do this?
I just wouldn’t let a regular line soldier have the responsibility of deciding who opens and closes the doors but that’s just me 🤷♂️
The officer in charge of the gate was consumed by the forces of chaos, so it's up to Carl to man the gate.
@@sebastiancoar1991 Carl is a good man, I trust his judgment.
@@Karlonstark "Carl has a hunger, that only hands can satisfy"
@@Piemasta9000 Carl: *Stomach starts making Tyranid noises*
-Wait! I think they're Malevolence chapter!
-GUARDSMAN GET THE TRANSPORT! WE'RE GETTING OFF THIS PLANET!!
aren't we gonna talk about how that guardsman knows what Slaanesh even is without being executed?
Well he’s gonna take that secret to the grave.
He must have seen things.
"Can we use the murder holes as glory holes?"
"No!"
“Can we use the glory holes as murder holes?”
“YES!”
*aroused Slaanesh noises*
bold of you to assume when dealing with slaanesh demons that any hole isn't both a glory and murder hole simultaneously
@@sovietunion7643 As the old Slaaneshi saying goes “Holes are holes”
The only chapter with horns that you should let in are the Black Dragons.
Yes Inquisitor, the gateman right there
Opening the gate a little has to be the worst thing you could do. It's the ultimate tease man
It would’ve been funny if it turns out they were actually Black dragons they are a loyalist successor, chapter of the salamanders, but they’re part of the cursed founding, and they have a genetic defect which causes horns to sprouts out of their arms.
Gate marine had the right idea. With a smaller entry to ram into, the Slaaneshi marines will be distracted by their attempts at forced entry, giving the Guardsmen a few more seconds to pray to the Emperor..and maybe give the Ultrasmurfs more time to land.
ah you forgot that they need to sit in front of a map and get all the tactical data then they need to develop about 100-200 different tactical probability's and THEN they can land but first they need to consult with the codex astartes to see how they should land.
@@medhurst4 God Emperor willing, either they're being lead by Titus or Guilleman's slapped the stupid out of them.
@@Servellion titus for sure Guilleman can make empires and strategies but he is terrible in a fight
@@medhurst4 He did manage to beat Magnus....but he did get his shit pushed in by Mortarion and required a Daddy ex Machina to save his ass....again.
@@Servellion I mean that's not saying much Magnus is a wizard more then a warrior not saying can't fight in melee but his strength lie in his power (I've not read any indominus crusade books yet as I'm buying up all the horus heresy books right now)
Guardsmen 1: “Wait there are space marines with grey armour fighting them. Do we know anyone with gray armour?”
Guardsmen 2: “Uhh no? Closing the gate.”
Inquisitorial agent: “No open it.”
Guardsmen 1 & 2: “AHHH! Where in the name of the emperor did you even come from.”
Inquisitor: "Right behind you." *Stabbing noises*
@@Mr._Galaxywidethat sounds so skaven like... YES-YES!!!
Grey armor? Space Wolves.
This comic is one of my favorites.
Thanks for the video
Guard 1: They are Slaanesh
Guard 2: Seal the gate
See, if it were me; hearing that the forces of Slaanesh were attacking would make me close the gate as hard as possible. I ain’t trying to die by a demonette
Open the gate!
It's the iron worriors!
Close the ga-!
(audible massicer)
I've never seen this meme with the "NO!" at the end, that's a hilarious addition
Just wide enough to let them poke through... 🥺
HERESY!
Brothers! Arrest that guardsmen, for not opening the gate a little bit. The Emperor of Humanity decreed that, thou shall smite Chaos back to the warp from wince it came. *Starts cackling while feverishly loading a bolter*
They'd probably smash through the gate
Heh, smash
Press *E* to Encourage
Guard 1: they have blue armor
Guard 2: with tentacle signs?
Guard 1: no, its an upside down omega symbol.
Guard 2: let them in
Witch bloody chapter has tentacle signs the only thing close to that is the hydra from the alpha legion the omega symbol means its the ultramarines
I wish I knew enough warhammer lore to understand this 😢
"but sir I want to shoot at them and I can't do that while the gate is fully closed, Unless you're suggesting that I should abandon my post? *_Sir_* "
im gonna watch this 10 times from now on
Why go by the gate when you can Warp inside -any Minotaurs
You always open for spice marines
"Open the gate a little... to lure them into a killzone!"
Yes... Also known as the Bukake zone
@@HelloItsMikkan Oh boy...
By the Emperor, who put Gary in charge of the gates?
I think the proper response would be close the gate faster.
And Son this is how Glory Gates are created!
that guardman right there Commissar!
I used to read his comics myself.
It's from Jeroom. Open de poort.
okay time for Virus bombs
My man the gate guard need a talk itthe commisar just a little talk, nothing more
You know a joke is good if at some point in the telling a listener thinks to themself "Uh-oh" lol
How to turn a boring old gate in a cool new _Glory Gate_ ...
The Codex Militarum doesn't approve this actions guardsman
"FUCK YOU, MICHELANGELO! FOR THE EMPERORRRRR!"
Hey, in his defence it gets rather lonely on the russian- I mean chaos front.
Wait, if Russian is Chaos, is the Imperium...
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The German Empire?
@@manender1020 oh mate you haven't seen Allo Allo have you?
@@AlexEvans-od4ir should I
@@manender1020 ah yea the thing is that I was making a reference to Allo Allo
@@AlexEvans-od4ir that doesn't cancel the fact what it should work so
I'm, I'm sensing some heresy here boys.
Oh great now the black templars are here
Guard:they are the black dragons
But they're Noise Marines. *Closes gate*
Spicemarine I heard
Yeah not a 40k fan so, why did he want to leave the gates open a little?
Slaanesh is the Chaos God of excess and decadence. Excess can be aplied to basic stuff like food, but is often tied to sexy times and those kinds of emotions. The basic units of the Prince of Pleasure are a glass cannon, but a cannon that will hit you at mach five, their scents and pure vibes scrambling your mind as every slice they do to you is both enthralling and extreme in sensation. To be whammied by their units, is to be high as hell on pleasure, yet also maxed out on pain, as they slice you to ribbons.
@mutantmaster1
Which is why that guardsman should have been scrambling to close the gate faster and barricade it with everything they had. Don't think there are many worse fates in the 40k universe than having slaaneshis get a hold of you, except maybe getting taken alive by Dark Eldar...
Anyone know if any Sisters of Battle have been corrupted by Slaanesh
Asking for a friend of course
Like a gate would stop them... hahaharhar
Purple is sexy its fine
As someone who knows next to nothing of Warhammer, I politely ask. What are the Slaanesh?
S*x demon. Like the ones with both male and female reproductive organs.
The kind of cutest that fuck you as they kill you or fuck each other as you kill them or any possible combination of the 2
Excess in everything but mostly pleasure (mostly sexual), and pain
I get here without knowing the warhammer lore and i thought slaanesh basically minecraft villager where high quality items or they're saxy ladies. I was right in the second guest but the real question is *WHO THE GALAXY WANT TO GO IN THEIR KINGDOM AND WHY?!?*
Bloody eldar that's who caused it AND NOW THEY COMPLAIN ABOUT IT HUMANITY AWOKE THREE OF THE FOUR BIG TUMORS APON REALITY AND THEY DIDN'T DO SHIT BUT AS SOON AS THOSE BLOODY KNIFE EARS GO OVERBOARD RIGHT AFTER THEY PROBABLY CAUSED THE MEN OF IRON TO REBEL THEY NEARLY KILL ALL OF THEM SELFS bloody emperor help us
rofl. thank you.
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Wow, I had forgotten about this meme. Good memories.
What's underneath their armour, Panties or boxers? Take a peep and find out!
_it's nothing_
"Is that a chainsword in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
"Well actually-"
For a moment I thought it's gonna be black dragon...
hehe
Easy to tell if slaanesh
1. If you’re looking for bdsm elves I think you’re mistaken
2. It’s gonna seem like a really big block party and they might have a snake
Guardsman! No step away from the gate. If you want to be with someone ask a sister of battle or a guardswomen. Not a Xeno or a heretic. Understood!
Dang it Bob, don’t open it a little, the tentacles will get through
Ok