@@versecontro4898 I was looking at the wrong site I think lol the actual nascar one has several different time options and 5 minutes was the most comparable and affordable for a poor like myself
Ah yes, the Richard Petty Driving Experience. My mom won a trip for two and she took me. We got to choose any track that has it, we went to Vegas. They gave us two nights at the Bellagio, two $100 Visa gift cards, round trip airfare and I forgot what else. We got 30 laps each. That was awesome! 🙂🙂🙂
Bill's buddies probably came up to him after the ride along "That was him! The comedian that hates Cajuns and wants the wall!" Bill's like "Oh shit, you're right! I had him in my car and did nothing!"
A lot more of this please! I am a huge Tom Segura fan I can’t get enough!!! This was well put together and Tom is a natural entertainer. He is like Richard Rawlings! Give me more :-) Tom Sagora and Richard Rawlings TV show, please!!!! thank you
Bret is like the jack sparrow of the comedy world. Elizabeth: You were telling the truth Jack:I do that quite a lot but no body ever seems to believe me.
“Feel good? Yeah? We’re going to put a couple cars on either side of you now and have a guy bump drafting you the next couple of laps.” That looks like fun! Good for you T-dog!
Tom bro, I think people don't know how great this is... NASCAR might be the craziest s**t ever, imagine your on the highway n need to go! No time for people to move out the way so its all you... You gotta zigzag swerve n not scratch any paint.
Tommy "High Pants" Trickle. Was hoping to hear him say "I am dropping the Hammer Burnt". Or Burnt being there on pit wall saying "Stay out were eating ice cream and grinding bud". Was the race car louder than the Porsche?
I have grown up with fast cats and 1000cc crotch rockets. But Tommy buddy they don't want you hitting a wall at 210mph and exploding your insides 😂. That's like I will let you take my Yamaha R1 for a rip but please don't die 🤣. Their waver would have to be 100 pages lol😅
My mom won a trip to the country music awards and the Nascar Experience came packaged with it. Unfortunately I was in the 5th grade so I had to stay home. But she had a blast.
Tom, you should do the NASCAR Experience at Dega. I hit 172 MPH but the crazy part is the first time you go into turn 3 up on the banking. You gotta try it
That girl at the front desk is a poor and you treated her with respect for once? *applause* I am proud of you for being the bare minimum of a good person for once Tom.
He's a terrible person. Calls his fan base "poors" and went postal on an older woman for having him check his bags at the airport. He's a spoiled rich boy brat.
OHHHHH DID ANYONE NOTICE THE GENIUS Marketing by YMH's last episone, actually pulled a checkmate and had Ads running for tennessee or kentucky or some dumb state that includes our boy "GARTH" in the ad with a huge pause before other musicians. Now hes promod
Holy shit, I got to do this too but with David Starrs racing school, it’s so amazing, I got to do 5900 rpm too so it was about 154 mph which is still fucking nice
That’s crazy, I stayed in abbeyville for couple weeks during the BP oil spill. The RV Park we stayed at had the most generous and amazing lady in the world
Next time your in fort worth should druve 35 miles or so west of fort worth on 377 hwy and will come to a town called cresson dont blink will miss it but there is a very nice road coarse race track there called motor sport ranch and can rent race cars drive on the track. Or even bring your own car.
Tom needs to join the Cleetus McFarland races with all the other youtubers.
he not quite ready for that... he got some leaning to do.
@@x...CrankyOldMan...x they let garza race im sure tom has more course time then him lol
Tom and Bert as a team!
@@x...CrankyOldMan...xI think he can probably drive at least as good as whistlin diesel
Absolutely great idea ...
Atleast get the connection started and the training follows suit
Rest in Peace Nadav, wish he could've been here to see this 🙏
I don't think he was dead yet when this was filmed.
@@Scoots1994 he was in the casino blowing his last paycheck
I will forever have that horrible laugh track burned into my head
Did the SS Nazi in Canadian Parliament get him?
What did happen to him?🤣
I'm one of the poors so I have to live vicariously through Tom, looked like a really fun time! 👍
I don’t see this track on the site I found but it’s $250 for 3 laps in a Lamborghini in Milwaukee lol
Found it. $350 for 5 minutes 😬
@@dzl7822That’s a big hike in perspective to your first comment 😂😂
@@versecontro4898 I was looking at the wrong site I think lol the actual nascar one has several different time options and 5 minutes was the most comparable and affordable for a poor like myself
War Veteran, Comedian, and now Nascar Driver! what cant this man do!
Dunk on a 9 and a half foot rim without nearly dying....
Or fuck a dog
Can’t get that scrum ate, that’s fosho!
Make his producer do a marathon!
Keep a jew in the booth? RIP nadav
need a Talladega Nights 2 starring Tommy Buns.
Actually a great idea. It won’t flop like barts movie did
AbsoFreakinLutely...
Somewhere right now Burt is screaming:"I'm playing Ricky bobby"
Tom Cruise is making Days of Thunder II
If you don't chew big..... fuck it, fuck you no
Ah yes, the Richard Petty Driving Experience. My mom won a trip for two and she took me. We got to choose any track that has it, we went to Vegas. They gave us two nights at the Bellagio, two $100 Visa gift cards, round trip airfare and I forgot what else. We got 30 laps each. That was awesome! 🙂🙂🙂
Touch my camera through the fence!
It's so funny watching his fan base shrink to the tsrds. Lol
Toms dad paid his rent til he was 34
Redbar is watching you very closely
I salute you comrade
Tom is a genius with the humility that is shown with getting in and out of the racecar haha, this is great content! Love it!
Toms just turning into a dad version of Garth now.
Make a video about how much you love money and airports
So cool dude! Love watching you do all the driving and flying! Need to do a top fuel drag deal!
Bill's buddies probably came up to him after the ride along "That was him! The comedian that hates Cajuns and wants the wall!" Bill's like "Oh shit, you're right! I had him in my car and did nothing!"
A lot more of this please! I am a huge Tom Segura fan I can’t get enough!!! This was well put together and Tom is a natural entertainer. He is like Richard Rawlings! Give me more :-)
Tom Sagora and Richard Rawlings TV show, please!!!!
thank you
Is this the poor guy whos wife slept with that other comic?
Get Em quick boys these Ham Sandwiches are moving fast.
Tim: “Sup Ryan Blaney, you want to see how it’s done?”
Narrator: “and he took that personally”
Now we need the FATCAR experience staring Burk Christlard!
No thanks
probably sucked having to drive alongside all those poors on your way there. luckily theres no bag check!
Redbar is watching
As a huge tommy buns and Nascar fan..this made my day
Nascar is gay. Toms just getting paid to advertise to hillbillies like you.
😂😂😂 Tell me you are retarded, without telling me you are retarded 😂
I never thought that Burnt’s *lunacy* and idea of 2 bears racing would actually start to become real
Bret is like the jack sparrow of the comedy world.
Elizabeth: You were telling the truth
Jack:I do that quite a lot but no body ever seems to believe me.
NASCAR guy: I'm from Abeville, Louisiana
Tom: _TRIGGERED_
“I left a wallet there” at the end is such a classic😂
My mom's family knows Bill. Great guy
Got this for my dad’s 40th! He loved every second of it
I love how the racing bug bit you 😂😂 would be hilarious to see you on a dirt tour
Tom riding with someone from Louisiana is hysterical
The tracksuit makes the car more aerodynamic.🤫
“Feel good? Yeah? We’re going to put a couple cars on either side of you now and have a guy bump drafting you the next couple of laps.”
That looks like fun! Good for you T-dog!
was the editing on this video done by Bert Kreischer?
I thought a hundred percent you'd be in Dale Jr's Hellman's car being a ham sandwich and all according to RPC!
i dont know whether every one is trying to look like you or either you just look like them. Either way, I see alot of you guys around. its cool
Tom bro, I think people don't know how great this is... NASCAR might be the craziest s**t ever, imagine your on the highway n need to go! No time for people to move out the way so its all you... You gotta zigzag swerve n not scratch any paint.
I love you tommy bunz! NASCAR is my favorite❣️
Why? There's no corners.
Keeping it high and tight
Tommy "High Pants" Trickle. Was hoping to hear him say "I am dropping the Hammer Burnt". Or Burnt being there on pit wall saying "Stay out were eating ice cream and grinding bud". Was the race car louder than the Porsche?
Foreign war mercenary, race car driver, serial killer, comedian, podcast personality....is there anything Tom can't do
Probably out drink Bert.
I have grown up with fast cats and 1000cc crotch rockets. But Tommy buddy they don't want you hitting a wall at 210mph and exploding your insides 😂. That's like I will let you take my Yamaha R1 for a rip but please don't die 🤣. Their waver would have to be 100 pages lol😅
SHOUTOUT TO ALL MY POOR'S IN THE HOUSE! 🎉🎉🎉
Good sponsor bro. Now let’s outrun the cops with our moonshine in the back
Hope next race nothing breaks :) love you
0:54 the tv hung too high, off center, with cords hanging...is so nascar
I'm glad Bill didn't hear your bit about Louisiana 🤣
segura falls in the class of kreischer, shumer, mencia, dunham & whitney
Bravo to whoever fixed the YMH logo and found a way to keep the hole! Tremendous!👖👖👖
If you ain’t first, you’re last 😂
What do Tom Segura and Paul Newman have in common? not car racing LOL
Came out of it with no broken bones... love you
1:01 LOL that helmet has been around
Where's the slick driving gloves ❣️ at least you got Petty's number ❣️💙💙
Toms a dooosh
Feel like I’ve been waiting to see this for years lol 😂😅
Nah we’ve been waiting to see him do something with his Spec E46 Bert bought him years ago
@@YEEYEE-dy8tk yeah that’s what I thought it was at first 🤦♂️😅
@@YEEYEE-dy8tk when are they gonna do that wasn’t it gumball or something?
@@AstonTheVillaFan They were supposed to do enduro races which usually consist of two 8 hour races per weekend. Would have been fun to watch
My mom won a trip to the country music awards and the Nascar Experience came packaged with it. Unfortunately I was in the 5th grade so I had to stay home. But she had a blast.
Go see Cletus McFarland, i dont think he owns these so called rev limiters!
Leave it to Tom to snap his neck while wearing a HANS device.
Tom's gone faster in a rental on the freeway in LA. This was like go carts at the local amusement park lol
Do more car stuff. You have an entire audience that would love to see it
love the shout out to ryan blaney. him and chris buescher are my guys
Tom, you should do the NASCAR Experience at Dega. I hit 172 MPH but the crazy part is the first time you go into turn 3 up on the banking. You gotta try it
I did 166mph at Talladega Tommy!! So much fun, glad you enjoyed it too!😝🤘
Tommy Bunz should definitely do a race at Cleetus McFarland's Freedom Factory raceway.
The thrill of driving at that speed... his face 😂😂
Yeah he’s literally just doing an advertisement. He’s a greedy old prick
If you ain’t first your Tom
They have one in Arizona, it was awesome
Always going full throttle baby!
Now hop into a nitro fueled funny car. THAT would be awesome.
It would be interesting to see Tom do a Ride Along in Larry Dixons top fuel dragster.
SWEET! Will you be there this weekend?
Almost as graceful as the homie on last nite 7 oclock news. Dude sharted out the car and ended up a dingle berry
That girl at the front desk is a poor and you treated her with respect for once? *applause* I am proud of you for being the bare minimum of a good person for once Tom.
I would love to see you jump in a WEC team and do some endurance racing.
Tom is a great storyteller. I like this format
He's a terrible person. Calls his fan base "poors" and went postal on an older woman for having him check his bags at the airport. He's a spoiled rich boy brat.
I love that nascar sound.
This is what happens when drunk people follow through with their drunk ideas 😂😂
OHHHHH DID ANYONE NOTICE THE GENIUS Marketing by YMH's last episone, actually pulled a checkmate and had Ads running for tennessee or kentucky or some dumb state that includes our boy "GARTH" in the ad with a huge pause before other musicians. Now hes promod
Where are the bodies, Garth???
Have you guys hear Mr. Burgis "Nascar"? I feel like that would be great topic for Two bears or YMH. So wrong, but so hilarious.
Tommy Buns leaves skid marks on the track. Garth leaves bloodstains on his victims. Bert leaves skid marks in his drawers.
Holy shit, I got to do this too but with David Starrs racing school, it’s so amazing, I got to do 5900 rpm too so it was about 154 mph which is still fucking nice
another W for the COOL GUY CLUB.
You can just buy one.
Tom, come to Missouri again
Yo, Tommy struggling to get out that car has me dying😂😂😂.
This video wouldn't be possible if the rev limiter was off TOM!
Lets goooo TBUNS!
That’s crazy, I stayed in abbeyville for couple weeks during the BP oil spill. The RV Park we stayed at had the most generous and amazing lady in the world
YESSSS. Been to this and it was amazing. Also… G… if you’re watching…. where are the bodies?
Nascar consistently works harder in terms of fan retention and engagement than any other sport that I have experienced.
Lmfao dude let him know off the rip hey bud im from Louisiana 😂😂😂
I did the same thing, but it was with team Texas back then.
It would have been hilarious if he told his Louisiana joke right before Bill drove him around the track.
Tom, how’s it feel to have your fans start to turn their backs on you?
Sucks to suck
Yeah you need to get hooked up with Cleetus McFarland. Need to race some crown vics
I thought it was gonna be R.I.P. Tom Segura, when he went for a ride along with a guy from Louisiana. Scene from Death Proof.
tom on the mission to Tik toc himself again
maybe its time to take a break from the internet for a while
Next time your in fort worth should druve 35 miles or so west of fort worth on 377 hwy and will come to a town called cresson dont blink will miss it but there is a very nice road coarse race track there called motor sport ranch and can rent race cars drive on the track. Or even bring your own car.