“Just know that whoever I pick, Saint Peter takin’ your name off the list, you’re _not_ gettin’ in. The Pearly Gates are *closed!”* Truer words never spoken.
It just fits him so well for some reason. Like he's the one Cacodemon that doesn't get all this "invading the mortal realms" stuff and just wants to shitpost on the internet.
@@ocomolinaehain1795 An old comic based around office life and IT I believe. Though later on the content became waaaay too political, leading to it's cancellation. Like mathew_monkbot said, Dated.
I always wondered if any of the other answers would have bested “Doing 9/11” and “Converting to Islam”. That part is one of the most funniest things I’ve ever seen 😂
Dude, Heavenly got that cult leader charisma. Every single time he's in anything, he's almost always the highlight, even when he's saying the most out-of-pocket shit that even his Skulker AI Clone wouldn't say.
This is why I love Cards Against Humanity the darkest parts of ourselves come out and everyone can get a good giggle cause for a brief moment no one knows who it is
Best character too. DRACULA IS SMOKIN'... DRACULA ON FIRE~ Dracula was 50% of the reason for the Underfist pilot, and I'm so mad CN never picked it up.
I still can’t believe the teachers in my high school let a group of students have a separate room to play this game on Halloween one year. We asked the teachers if we could do that, and they seemed a little unsure, but then allowed it on the condition that we keep the doors closed so that no younger kids could hear us. I’ve missed that school since I graduated. So many good memories, particularly of stuff other schools wouldn’t allow you to do. For example, that time they let my friend and I duel outside with foam polo bats during lunch…for an entire quarter of a semester. It became our thing, and we would even get hockey shin pads to strap to our arms as makeshift shields.
Heavenly being as dankly black as hellishly possible while reading the main cards with each given player cards is like hearing Eddy Murphy, Richard Pryor, or any energetic black comedian doing a show on Comedy Central or BET, etc. It's wonderful, gut busting, & amazing (especially Martin Lawrence. Bro was (& always will be) shameless. He was truly all balls & zero GAFs of anti-regretfulness. My skin may be as white as whiter trash typical Florida STLB resident, but i love non white-american comedy. Its out of pocket, unafraid, & immortally unfiltered. Its the embodiment of the cultured mindset.)
3:16 Zoran's playthrough of Riddle Joker in a nutshell. For context, Takahata was apart of the first episode (Scooter Bandit Gilbert Gottfried) alongside Rimmy, Lowrhen, Uzu, Momo and Zoran.
@@bellingtonedit's on takas channel you should also be able to Google takas UA-cam name and add bday stream in the search bar, it should be a year ago listing that's 5 hours long
My god this stream was something special. Especially since i was really stoned while watching it live and i laughed so much i almost blacked out. I also really hope they put up the vod of this year's CaH stream since i missed that one
@15:14 may be one of the funniest moments I’ve ever heard! Kudos to Heavenly Father for going all in on this read. I even dug out old episodes of Billy & Mandy after that!
When Kuriboh was the Czar I was hearing it in Frieza's voice and I have a feeling that at least one of those cards happened in that Jockstrap Incident...
Ah, the timeless classic of Cards Against Humanity. We lose a part of ourselves along the way coming between a rock and a landmine, but all in all it's a good time.
I watched this video (not the highlights the OG) when I was sick with covid and I'm very happy to learn that these jokes are just as funny healthy as they were feverish XD
So I recognize Taka, Prism, Froggy, Trav and Chi-Chi. No idea who everyone else is *at least for the first few minutes, then I recognize Tricky, Heavenly and his brother, Art Gun and Bo
I know it's the end of 2023 but this has to be the best youtube video I have seen all year lol Also you all did heavenly dirty for having to read all that 😂
14:51 wait... 3? What was the third one Heavenly was referring to? Edit: nvm, it was "raising three kids on minimum wage", I thought it was either that or Popeyes because stereotypes
I always love a good game of "we are going to hell for this"
It's good for the soul! Gotta cleanse it somehow cause holy water hasn't worked since the day you were born.
If you don’t feel like you need to go to a confessional despite not being Catholic, you ain’t playing it right
I wonder if that was a proposed name for this game before they settled on CAH.
@RinAdrin god died along time ago… your profile picture is proof of it.
Yup
“Just know that whoever I pick, Saint Peter takin’ your name off the list, you’re _not_ gettin’ in. The Pearly Gates are *closed!”*
Truer words never spoken.
16:07 just for my personal amusement
Cacodemon Heavenly will forever be his canon incarnation in my head
It just fits him so well for some reason. Like he's the one Cacodemon that doesn't get all this "invading the mortal realms" stuff and just wants to shitpost on the internet.
@@thedungeoneer101 "Domino's Cutest Delivery Boy"
@@thedungeoneer101Think he’ll let the pizza play a round?
That or froggy chair. Froggy chair also fits him nicely.
I remember when Badger used to animate him as a talking Doom 2016 Caco, it was great.
“Nice tie, Dilbert.” I’ve heard dated references, but this one’s takes the… C A K E
What’s it a reference to?
@@ocomolinaehain1795 An old comic based around office life and IT I believe. Though later on the content became waaaay too political, leading to it's cancellation.
Like mathew_monkbot said, Dated.
@@ocomolinaehain1795Its a reference to the comic strip "Dillbert".
Where the main character Dillbert always has his tie curved upwards.
was it made in the 1900's ?@@TheNewGuy5271
I always wondered if any of the other answers would have bested “Doing 9/11” and “Converting to Islam”. That part is one of the most funniest things I’ve ever seen 😂
As spicy as that one is, it would've been even worse if the card order was flipped.
@@VerbalLearning NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO
I laughed so god damn hard at that when I watched the VOD the first time 😂
That is an Absolute Winner. Another one I heard of is “‘The Trail of Tears’, it’s a trap!”
The cards "many dead jews" and "seeing things from hitlers perspective" may be able to.
Behold, the power of the funny and potentially offensive cards.
The true power happens when the funny and offensive card actually work together in context with the sentence
POTENTIALLY!?
Dude, Heavenly got that cult leader charisma. Every single time he's in anything, he's almost always the highlight, even when he's saying the most out-of-pocket shit that even his Skulker AI Clone wouldn't say.
"Cult leader charisma" werid way to describe it but alr lol
This is why I love Cards Against Humanity the darkest parts of ourselves come out and everyone can get a good giggle cause for a brief moment no one knows who it is
Yes, and it is why Trash Taste once again had shit taste
"Dracula don't suck! Dracula scrape and lick!"
Best line from that show. 😂
Best character too. DRACULA IS SMOKIN'... DRACULA ON FIRE~
Dracula was 50% of the reason for the Underfist pilot, and I'm so mad CN never picked it up.
I love how the “best moments” video includes the ENTIRE “bitch, you’re nasty” round
Heavenly narrating as the card czar for that "Well shit" bit was definitely worth the laugh.
whomever brought zoran onto this is a god, Also OH MY GOD HeavenlyFather is causing death with this part 6:45 and 14:37
Heavenly delivery and his little add on are just the best
13:45 ahhhh, the Naruto Abridged that LK did after the other Naruto Abridged died.
I still can’t believe the teachers in my high school let a group of students have a separate room to play this game on Halloween one year. We asked the teachers if we could do that, and they seemed a little unsure, but then allowed it on the condition that we keep the doors closed so that no younger kids could hear us. I’ve missed that school since I graduated. So many good memories, particularly of stuff other schools wouldn’t allow you to do. For example, that time they let my friend and I duel outside with foam polo bats during lunch…for an entire quarter of a semester. It became our thing, and we would even get hockey shin pads to strap to our arms as makeshift shields.
Heavenly saying "Blackula scrape and lick" is the kind of reference I greatly appreciate. XD
Heavenly being as dankly black as hellishly possible while reading the main cards with each given player cards is like hearing Eddy Murphy, Richard Pryor, or any energetic black comedian doing a show on Comedy Central or BET, etc. It's wonderful, gut busting, & amazing (especially Martin Lawrence. Bro was (& always will be) shameless. He was truly all balls & zero GAFs of anti-regretfulness. My skin may be as white as whiter trash typical Florida STLB resident, but i love non white-american comedy. Its out of pocket, unafraid, & immortally unfiltered. Its the embodiment of the cultured mindset.)
I love how the intro sounds like Taka trying to get his rowdy kids to stop fighting
ChiChi’s png model is delightful!
There’s something about the Chi Chi muppet screaming “WHAT THAT MOUTH DO” that makes me burst my sides laughing.
3:16 Zoran's playthrough of Riddle Joker in a nutshell.
For context, Takahata was apart of the first episode (Scooter Bandit Gilbert Gottfried) alongside Rimmy, Lowrhen, Uzu, Momo and Zoran.
11:11 Heavenly is saying “YES!” but his PNG is saying “NO”
"It ain't a taka stream without sexualizing dogs!"
Dead
His own editor really just Brutus'd him. 💀
That Billy and Mandy Reference @15:20 caught me off guard 😂
Same. Heavenly killed it.
For anyone who might come to the comments asking, the green puppet png has a UA-cam channel called *ChichiAi.*
I thought I was prepared for how chaotic this would be... I "THOUGHT"!!!!
You think this is bad? Watch the VOD 😂😂
For realsies, Heavenly’s “Bitch, you’re nasty…” round is incredible
@bodenking Heavenly has absolutely no filter, he full sends any joke he can...
@@jangofett23where can i find it?
@@bellingtonedit's on takas channel you should also be able to Google takas UA-cam name and add bday stream in the search bar, it should be a year ago listing that's 5 hours long
16:41 "That's right! We here at Goldstein & Goldstein will ensure that your insurance COMPLETELY covers the cost of your bottom surgery!"
I love when they read these so damn professionally, just to break character and laugh their asses off.
My god this stream was something special. Especially since i was really stoned while watching it live and i laughed so much i almost blacked out.
I also really hope they put up the vod of this year's CaH stream since i missed that one
Wasnt this the same stream where froggy was absolutely gone from the edible😂
I think so
It was….and it was glorious
Yes. Yes it was. I loved taka's response of "is everyone here high except me?"
She did it in order to boost her performance, it’s incredible
@@bodenking literal performance enhancing drugs lol
Chi-Chi and Froggy are Killing me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
There's times where I forget she was Priestess in GSA
Idk why my favorite joke was the freaking "Dejavu" in response to a spinning Doom enemy sprite.
Cards against Humanity is the kind of game where we realize we’re going to hell, but it’s fine because we’re definitely going to hell together.
i swear i cant help but come back every chance this is reccomended SOLELY for 6:41 and various heavenly clips.
Anytime I need an abs workout, I just find a Cards Against Humanity video.
I am never disappointed with my results. I get a laugh and a workout.
No kidding, watching this vod made me sore the next day from laughing so hard and long without pause.
I *_desprately NEED_* Heavenly to have a channel, I'm fuckin' cryin' after his readin', I can't fuckin' see the screen!
6:40 isn't that jotaro kujo and his dolphin obsession?
Okay, I have to see this vod now. If this made me laugh as hard as it did, I can only imagine the sheer hilarious chaos endued in the full stream.
It's on the main channel not the vod channel
Title is "Takahata's Birthday Special: Cards against Humanity" - uploaded about a year ago.
@@stoneslayer9000 thank you, I couldn't remember the name, which made it hard to find.
"Alright, fellas, just because I'm reading, doesn't meant there has to be THREE BLACK THINGS UP THERE!"
@15:14 may be one of the funniest moments I’ve ever heard! Kudos to Heavenly Father for going all in on this read.
I even dug out old episodes of Billy & Mandy after that!
The fact that i realized kabaal was there by his laugh before anything else....😂
How is it that every time I see Lani playing cards against humanity he always reads the Zoloft card?. 😮😂
It's a special talent he does possess.
I’m so happy heavenly read every submission lol
Just a quick timestamp, 4:24 is when shit went from cooking to trying to find the lamb sauce.
“Dracula no suck, Dracula scrape and lick”
When Kuriboh was the Czar I was hearing it in Frieza's voice and I have a feeling that at least one of those cards happened in that Jockstrap Incident...
The getting naked too soon one definitely
@@flyboy6392 That's... just Zarbon.
This has Goons/Vanoss energy, and im all here for it.
Also, 9:26 is too good to not have been planned before it happens, it feels like it was.
4:23 and chaos has awaken
Taka this stream was such a fucking hoot! I hope you do Cards again on your birthday this year!
I always find it funny how a man like heavenly is with vtubers
Ah, the timeless classic of Cards Against Humanity.
We lose a part of ourselves along the way coming between a rock and a landmine, but all in all it's a good time.
Holy shit I can't breath, Heavenly Father
Can we backtrack on how Tricky said having sex on top of a pizza is on her bucket list?
This was so good, I couldn't stop laughing and I was not prepared for some of these answers
Watching the vod was an experience, i laughed so hard and long my cheeks and torso hurt, fucking laughed so long and hard i was sore the next day haha
There needs to be more this in the world and I crave more
Heavenly is always funny
I really needed this chaos that truly bring a smile to my face and hope for even more laughs watching you guys soon
I love how when rhe log came in little kurioboh brought out that Naruto abridged voice lmao
OF COURSE HEAVENLY CAME IN AS A CACO DEMON! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
13:44 I wonder how many people are actually going to understand why that's such a good card to use around LK.
At first I thought it was a naruto abridged reference... but now I'm not sure :(
Why log funny?
I honestly don't get it, I just love lk's reaction
@@althelorit's a joke from his Naruto abridged series, hence him doing his Naruto voice from it
@@TheySeeMeTrollenit was a reference to his Naruto abridged
Watching this for the second time, I just realized that both of the voice actors for DBZA Vegeta AND Frieza join the call at around 10:50-ish.
Ive seen the whole VOD, and several rounds several times. But this is always rhe funniest shit. I fucking love CAH
13:07 I can only hear the pharoah...
3:34 Strangely this sounds like Marina if she got rightfully banned from Twitch and went to Kick/Rumble or started an OF career! 🤣
All of Heavenly's bits had me fucking howling.
LittleKuriboh being there for LOG is just amazing.
I will never ever get used to hearing Alucard / Santodes and Russ as Vtubers.
Outstanding as always.
I love this little den of freakazoids that this channel has become.
Everyone in the age of the internet is a freakazoid. Hell, I'd bet people before it were too, but they just kept it private.
I have a weird feeling Badger’s gonna use that clip of heavenly being down horrendous.
I watched this video (not the highlights the OG) when I was sick with covid and I'm very happy to learn that these jokes are just as funny healthy as they were feverish XD
That log reference got me😂
This is the card game where after every game, everyone says, "we're all going to hell."
I wish I was here for this, I would have died screaming out laughter like a little girl.
So I recognize Taka, Prism, Froggy, Trav and Chi-Chi. No idea who everyone else is *at least for the first few minutes, then I recognize Tricky, Heavenly and his brother, Art Gun and Bo
Taka playing one of the best card games.
I wish more VTubers did this, UA-cam keeps recommending this particular video because it has no alternative.
I enjoy the fact that he made this when I just finished watching the full video just the day before
It is really impossible placing an age on Zoran. Guy could be anywhere between 25 and 50
Welcome to Cards Against Humanity, where every card is a one-way ticket to hell!
I know it's the end of 2023 but this has to be the best youtube video I have seen all year lol
Also you all did heavenly dirty for having to read all that 😂
I remember watching the VOD. Such chaos.
I watched all of this and it hurt to laugh by the end of it.
I was having a good time...... then heavenly had to quote lance reddick....... *and the pain came back*
*hugs*
Have a question on his vods channel which one is it so i can see the hole bday stream (and if its not there atm let me know thanks in advance)
Who's the one with the bunny with the sweater & party hat that makes the screaming face?
every time i watch this, i can’t help but wheeze
4:41 gee, I wonder if those friends Heavenly meant could include a badger of Russian descent.
Yay! Happy b-lated birthday! Without you we wouldn’t have DBZ Abridged or Hellsing Ultimate! ❤️.
mvp's of the stream award go to Chichi & Heavanly
My face hurts from laughing so much at all this.
13:30.
That one made me and my friends almost piss ourselves when we played that one.
Actually, it was 13:25. My B.
why does the art for Taka look like something from Balloons TD
15:17 bro I spat my drink out 🤣🤣
More cards against humanity please
I waiting for the day Tom Fawkes joins this clusterfuck
BRO MY SHOCK WHEN LK SHOWED UP
Such beautiful Chaos
14:51 wait... 3? What was the third one Heavenly was referring to?
Edit: nvm, it was "raising three kids on minimum wage", I thought it was either that or Popeyes because stereotypes
Taka against humanity
Ngl you guys need to do CAH way more often