Every Sunday when I wake up and think “what day is it? Oh yeah, it’s Sunday. Sunday is for Lifeline! Yesssss!” Life is worth living the most on Sunday & in Texas we pronounce Amarillo like it rhymes with pillow
For the beauty who is in love with the UPS guy. Just say the first thing that comes to your mind. The mere fact that you are talking to him and you don't have to will let him know you're interested. If he doesn't get it at the moment, he will realize it later when he's walking to his car or something. Trust me no one talks to guys, ever...
To the girl with the delivery driver crush. Notice some details about him. See what he drinks...water, energy drink etc. Have a drink ready for him next time he arrives. It will be a good convo starter without being super desperate. It's a nice gesture.
26:15 This is the sway my little sister and bf talks to me, Matt doesn’t fully understand, Chris I’m with you only because I’m working therapy through my own mental shit.. that was pretty Deep to air. I love both of you and we both sides, that’s wild
I bought a $50 T-shirt once for myself my husband borrowed it immediately stained it, but it became his favorite shirt one day when I was doing laundry, I accidentally put it in our older son clothes and now it’s his favorite shirt. 😂😂 it’s all holy and stained, but they love it. And I’m still upset that they took it. 😅
Bro, Matt needs to hang with the bros more. You don't do that at all with the work reference. He's your buddy, you've known him the longest, what's the worst that could happen if he messes up? Your reference reputation will be tarnished? come on Matt, do better bro. His buddy might be at his lowest point and he's reaching out to a friend from decades ago so you know he's at a low point. Just do your part and don't think more of it.
😂 If you still haven't seen Baby Driver, don't let Matt stop you ahaha. Give it a chance you'll more than likely end up liking it. Unless you're an alien that doesn't like music 🤣
I think the first group jay tapped with may have been the fu schnickens? He used to rap quick and then heard nas and changed his style for reasonable doubt
🖐💦 Hey Chris - tell me you have severe ADHD without telling me you have severe ADHD. 😂 Just clearly explaining the effects of unmedicated hardcore ADHD the entire episode. 😂 🖐💦
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On sundays we watch lifeline, and the rest is just details
True
You damn right!
There's Life and there's LifeLine. ❤
😂😂😂
Quality call back sir
Broooo when Matt goes in on Chris its so funny I fucking lose it 😂😂😂😂😂
We got a “packing it up” this episode!!! One of my FAV things Chris does ❤
Holy shit dude, everytime he does the "pack it up" bit, I fuckin lose it lol 34:01 That should be made into new merch for sure. Bing Bong aannnnd Tee!
Saaaaame, he should do a line of tote bags that say “pack it up” or something
Lmao yes bro. Everytime that pack it up bit kills me
10000000% funniest thing he does by far. I think I have screen recordings of every time he does it. Someone has to make a compilation.
@@DonnieDorko477 oh shoot! how can you hook me up? I’ll put them in my next one!
@ i’m on it, where can i get those screen recordings? 👀🙏
Chris looks so much like his dad in this episode holy shit lol
Dude he posted on ig this day and i replied “BILL???”
Sundays fucking rip dude please never stop doing this podcast ❤️
23:19 literally the best no nonsense advice that’s ever given in the show, so straightforward and simple. Way to go Chris
Lol! Plasma Ball. That's the electric thing.
Also, Matt, just saying "you've said NOTHING" 😂😂😂❤❤❤
Chris hit the 45 min mark at 07:00
accurate 😂
Matt might not be in the city in Chris's head, but Chris's city is DEFINITELY in Matt's head.
Everyone absolutely firing on all syllables(/cylinders) this episode, i’ve got a lotta compilation material
Can't wait for your next upload! 😊
@ thank you!!! Lifeline comp 3 is next up! 😁
Much love 🙏
The first 9 minutes of this episode are ABSOLUTE SOLID FUCKING GOLD 🤣😂🤣
Bro succincntly describes a madcap romp
Every Sunday when I wake up and think “what day is it? Oh yeah, it’s Sunday. Sunday is for Lifeline! Yesssss!” Life is worth living the most on Sunday
& in Texas we pronounce Amarillo like it rhymes with pillow
This is my favorite podcast ever!!! According to UA-cam, i watched 2,500 minutes of this in 2024 😆 Thank you for the laughs ❤
Matt is literally GOD I love him so much omggggg
Matt's first "Wahoo!" was insanely timeless
“He’s 4 so-“
God Calvin is FOUR?! 😭
40:05 “Thanks this is under a minute”
Chris’s singing always, always gets me😂
Chris looks soooo much like his dad in this ep
For the beauty who is in love with the UPS guy. Just say the first thing that comes to your mind. The mere fact that you are talking to him and you don't have to will let him know you're interested. If he doesn't get it at the moment, he will realize it later when he's walking to his car or something. Trust me no one talks to guys, ever...
Good episode boys. You two never fail to brighten up my Sundays, no matter how sunny or rainy they may be
Listening on Spotify and the farts segment when Chris goes “The timing of that..” then immediately went to an ad was pretty funny
3 minutes after posting time is my new record eeeeeyessss dude
To the girl with the delivery driver crush. Notice some details about him. See what he drinks...water, energy drink etc. Have a drink ready for him next time he arrives. It will be a good convo starter without being super desperate. It's a nice gesture.
Best podcast I’ve found. For reals. Open, honest, and a hilarious brotherly dynamic 💪💪💪.
"Circular Motion On The Driver's Side Of Your Window" - alternate title. 😂 ❤ Chris.
HAPPY SUNDAAAAAAYYYYYY
FOR once I’m on Chris’s side when it comes to advices… with you Chris maybe I’m a flirt.. eye contact and reading the room is crazy. Wink😮
Anyone else can’t help from cracking up once Marco starts laughing? Hahaha
Absolutely took chris to dennys with the "thinks about guys all the time" 😂😂😂❤
3:50 So what was the fix for that?
Frrr wth
Ya we need to know
The first 9 minutes are the hardest I have laughed in weeks. Holy shit 😂
The gay callbacks this whole episode were funny as fuck but when he talked about thinking about Steve Guttenberg and Matt goes, “gay” I LOST it.
@40:05 he said “thanks, this is under a minute” referring to his own video submission 😂
I love that Jay-Z song: blink blink blink… blink blink blink blink!!
I dig the Weekend at Bernie's look.
26:15 This is the sway my little sister and bf talks to me, Matt doesn’t fully understand, Chris I’m with you only because I’m working therapy through my own mental shit.. that was pretty Deep to air. I love both of you and we both sides, that’s wild
“I’ll isolate it, and uh, boost it”
“DORK!”
Love the License to Drive reference 😅
8:21 Damn Chris, thanks for the six pack 🤣
We're back baby! Getting a lime green ghini!
UA-cam must’ve said “y’all got 9 minutes to pitch this show”, make it count. 👏😂
Imagine the horror on Sylvester Stalone's face if he comes across this video. 😂😂😂 Priceless.
Matt definitely hurt my feelings when he didn't go with the town in Chris's head 😂😂😂😂
I bought a $50 T-shirt once for myself my husband borrowed it immediately stained it, but it became his favorite shirt one day when I was doing laundry, I accidentally put it in our older son clothes and now it’s his favorite shirt. 😂😂 it’s all holy and stained, but they love it. And I’m still upset that they took it. 😅
26:15 it actually is explosive but also sometimes you just gotta splurt 😂
Clit head 😂😂
Matt has a point, Chris literally never shuts up
"Hey siri, definition of unhinged"
@7:00
shout out to you guys for mentioning BIG L !!
15:37 "I'll go the front way" is diabolical
33:57
Just watched the movie subservient and now I'm back, Chris was right the guy is gorgeous!
Don’t ever disrespect the memory of Kobe or make light of his demise!!
Haters be like: the intro is getting us prepared for Chris’s dark thoughts 😂 as it fades to black
Bro, Matt needs to hang with the bros more. You don't do that at all with the work reference. He's your buddy, you've known him the longest, what's the worst that could happen if he messes up? Your reference reputation will be tarnished? come on Matt, do better bro. His buddy might be at his lowest point and he's reaching out to a friend from decades ago so you know he's at a low point. Just do your part and don't think more of it.
100%
😂 If you still haven't seen Baby Driver, don't let Matt stop you ahaha. Give it a chance you'll more than likely end up liking it. Unless you're an alien that doesn't like music 🤣
Damn, looks like Sylvester Stallone escaped the town square and rubbed up against Chris's hoodie.
Omg i love charlie!
Matt at 44 mins in. Goodwill salesman
I almost signed up for Matt's patreon but then didn't when it said Join For Free cuz that sentence scares me EH S'deeper!!
Weirdo
20:19 take Chris’s coffee away
Santa Barbara or Santa Rosa???? 0:32
10:42 in a psychiatric ward 😂
Everyone is a prisoner of their own thoughts.
30:28ehhh s’a stud
Matt’s cranky as fuck this episode haha
I was expecting so many comments about this lol. I feel like his crankiness makes chris’ antics so much funnier 🤣🤣😂
Matt is weekend at Bernie's, ya know 😁
I think the first group jay tapped with may have been the fu schnickens? He used to rap quick and then heard nas and changed his style for reasonable doubt
Oh no! New episode of lifeline……… fresh out of fear.
Chris is dressed like a hip college professor. Community college.
25:48 hahaha damn
22:30 dude said Junior High High School and then said stake instead of state and I will not forget that
Matt always being so sweet to the dogs >>>>.
Most empathetic persss.
I might as well be early for something in my life
Matt has been so sick of Chris’ shit recently and it’s hilarious😂
7:15 ......
Lol!!!! Hilarious!!
Dudes! The weird guy is someone who masked himself with Jim Parsons AI face! I'm so surprised that you did not see it!!!
27:12 😂😂😂😭
LONG LIVE LIFELINE 🧠💬💙📞
Matt, I think you were thinking of dr dre, not jay z. The group was called wreckin crew, and the album cover looks zesty af.
Chris has been to the therapist TOO much lol
🖐💦 Hey Chris - tell me you have severe ADHD without telling me you have severe ADHD. 😂 Just clearly explaining the effects of unmedicated hardcore ADHD the entire episode. 😂 🖐💦
THe first 10 mins of this song are DEFINITELY demonetized after the 80's songs!
1:01:19 agree with Matt! That movie sucks. What a rip off “Driver” with Ryan Gosling! Now that’s a great movie
Wait is there actually a Santa Barbara show ???? Or did he mean to say Santa Rosa?
Yesssdudeeeeeeee
I felt the need to put on chapstick so many times while watching this bc Chris’ lips look like they hurt so bad 😩
The only time Chris’s hair looks good is when his FOURTEENhead isn’t showing
Fugg Yeah Boys
"Thanks, this is under a minute."
MattGetASmallerShirt!
Matt's shirt looks like somebody roughed him up outside for wearing the dangly earring
Paul McShartney
2 advices. 2 brothers.
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I have a dry eye and the rest is jus details
25:49 aaaaaaahahahahahahahahahah
Lifeline Sunday. I mean....ya know?