Dave Gorman's Modern Life is Goodish - Series 3, Episode 5 | Full Episode

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  • @acepilot1
    @acepilot1 3 роки тому +126

    The slide transition from green screen to green screen lol

    • @nelsonleemiller
      @nelsonleemiller 3 роки тому

      Exactly, so funny

    • @chaos.corner
      @chaos.corner 3 роки тому

      There was something fishy about the whole greenscreen segment.

  • @NinjaChrisSillyHistory169
    @NinjaChrisSillyHistory169 4 роки тому +43

    This will always be one of my favourite shows to go back and watch over and over again...Shame it took so much work to make them all...I would have so loved at least one more series, or a Christmas special or some sort of special...

  • @stelley08
    @stelley08 4 роки тому +24

    i see you teared up a bit at the end there Dave.. awwww :-)

  • @tanglewife
    @tanglewife 3 роки тому +27

    The "Mel" logo looked like it should be on a hotel in the Costa del Sol.

  • @davidbrooks2375
    @davidbrooks2375 3 роки тому +77

    Imagine if they'd actually agreed to meet at the zoo. Dave's wife could have gone there and then the real Dave Gorman could have swept in and met her right in front of the fake Dave Gorman!

    • @CainXVII
      @CainXVII 3 роки тому +6

      That would be amazing!

  • @shanewright2772
    @shanewright2772 4 роки тому +33

    I say it every time I watch one of these - I love the theme music. I just hum it all day long.

    • @skippermatt7939
      @skippermatt7939 4 роки тому +1

      Me too! My brain tries to make up lyrics though. Generally it's something like "You gotta go wanna go where the animals go!"

    • @vickykeeler-schofield3744
      @vickykeeler-schofield3744 4 роки тому

      I love the theme music too! I dance along to it!

    • @hallamhal
      @hallamhal 4 роки тому

      It reminds me of celtic soul brothers

    • @aarontaylor4918
      @aarontaylor4918 4 роки тому +2

      It's alright... some would describe it as good-ish

    • @serisak
      @serisak 3 роки тому

      Yes, I too like the theme from Can't Cook Won't Cook.

  • @kdb5229
    @kdb5229 4 роки тому +63

    “I pay my ITV licence fee in good faith”....
    I had just stood up to carry leftovers to the kitchen and almost fell over from how this doubled me over.

    • @tsvandyke
      @tsvandyke 4 роки тому

      what is a TV license fee? .... is it based on physical size - or - how many channels it can receive? ... is it like a car license? ... do you need to study & pass an EXAM to be able to use a TV ? ... do you need to re-take the exam every 2 years? ... ( No other country in the world ... has a fee to use a TV other than the ... purchase price. )
      How do "they know" if you are watching TV shows on a tv-set ( through cable) ? .. or a phone / tablet / computer ( through satelite cell service )?

    • @tsvandyke
      @tsvandyke 4 роки тому

      TV license fee? .. is it like the dog license fee in Germany ; where they need a ... poo sample ... in order to track your criminal record from your DNA ?

    • @serisak
      @serisak 3 роки тому +1

      I know right. what kind of idiot actually pays to watch tv? They can't enforce it, all they can do is knock on your door and get told to sod off.

    • @ridanann
      @ridanann 3 роки тому

      @@tsvandyke it's like a good old- liquor licence you only need it while you're doing using it except the TV licence is involved in for more unwanted sex then any liquor

    • @tsvandyke
      @tsvandyke 3 роки тому

      @@ridanann Liquor License ?? ... what is that ?
      ( USA ) you only need a liquor license if ... I am selling liquor ( not needed to drink it ) - but if I produce LESS than 1000 gallons a year - I don't need a liquor license.

  • @samueleveleigh2767
    @samueleveleigh2767 4 роки тому +230

    I cannot thank the random unnamed intern who has been given the job to upload these enough

    • @mjsdecember1990
      @mjsdecember1990 4 роки тому +8

      He/she can have Christmas day off for this

    • @amyshaw893
      @amyshaw893 4 роки тому +40

      i believe their name is dave gorman

    • @krissybaglin9206
      @krissybaglin9206 4 роки тому +32

      @@mjsdecember1990 A little tip, they is a singular pro-noun and is a far bit easier than saying he/she www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/they

    • @AHopelessBunny
      @AHopelessBunny 4 роки тому +2

      We dont really have interns in England so...

    • @kubricksmith
      @kubricksmith 4 роки тому +4

      @@AHopelessBunny Yes we do, especially in showbiz!

  • @alistairs3934
    @alistairs3934 Рік тому +7

    Wow! I remember watching this episode when it first aired and finding the green screen bit hilarious. When I went through and watched these all again last year I was really looking forward to this specific episode again but for whatever reason I missed this one. When I got to the end I assumed that I must have dreamt up the green screen bit but low and behold I am not crazy and it did actually exist!

  • @Znwarp
    @Znwarp 4 роки тому +22

    I could see Dave Gorman running around yelling “Ou est Dave Gorman/Ed?”
    Just for the precious memories

    • @phs125
      @phs125 3 роки тому

      I'd like to watch that adventure

  • @tombolton1379
    @tombolton1379 4 роки тому +12

    Anyone else like trying to see how early you can spot a found poem coming? I think I got my pb in this ep

  • @lordlouis2168
    @lordlouis2168 4 роки тому +4

    Outstanding. Captivating, cleaver, witty man.

  • @eagleleft
    @eagleleft 3 роки тому +9

    I laughed so much my teeth hurt 😂. Also that ending was so damn heartwarming

  • @TheSurviver72
    @TheSurviver72 4 роки тому +13

    Thanks for the laughs, Dave. Much needed. 😁

  • @Hellwyck
    @Hellwyck 4 роки тому +4

    34:25 - that high pitch laugh is amazing.

  • @Widdekuu91
    @Widdekuu91 4 роки тому +22

    I have a story in relation to those flag-rules. I live in the Netherlands and closeby is a Thriftshop.
    After Trump got elected, it was like the entire Netherlands decided to get rid of their American flags.
    I personally wonder why they had them in the first place, but I guess that'll stay a mystery for all of us.
    A woman (let's call her Anice) was working in the thriftshop, when she received all of the flags.
    Now, I was allowed to go backstage a lot, either to use the restroom or to pre-view items that they got, because I'd always bought items there and they knew me well.
    When I visited that day, she took me by the arm and showed me the enormous amount of leggings, glasses, bags, shoes, pillows, boxing-gloves, scarfs, hats, pants and flags in general. Even some Confederate-flags and beltbuckles.
    She was busy putting everything in the shop, but after a week, she sighed; 'Nobody wants to buy anything with that flag on it.'
    I didn't really know how to help and she pointed at a very long scarf with the stars and stripes on it, that hung around the neck of a figurine.
    "Look", she said. "That scarf, with the "fashionable" rough edges....it's been on there for a week. Nobody wants it."
    She took a deep breath, grabbed her pair of scissors, stepped towards it and without a word, she started cutting the stars from the scarf. With all the frustrated passion in her, she tore it off and left the scarf hanging, throwing the stars in the bin on her way back.
    Within a few minutes, a woman walked past and said; 'Oh..how lovely, a red-striped scarf. Is that new, Anice?"
    "Yes", said Anice. "It's so...French!" the woman said. I held my breath and the woman took it from the figurine and bought it.
    After this, Anice started being creative with all the stuff she received. Sometimes red-white-blue items could simply be parted with their "USA!" labels and become Dutch items. Like plastic-medals or children's toys in red-white-blue, or those ribbons, they put on the wall. Or you turn them 90 degrees and you have a French Flag.
    And when I asked her where all the American-flag-pillows went, she whispered; 'I stuffed them into other pillowcases."
    So there are people, that currently have old, discarded American-flag-pillows in their household, without knowing it.

  • @LovSven2011
    @LovSven2011 4 роки тому +6

    The gag about wiki-sites and "wiki wiki Wild wild West" is awesome (at 5:40) LOL

  • @patavalttia
    @patavalttia 4 роки тому +15

    Thank you Dave yet again! Your show is such a comedy gem :) Nice, not vulgar, so it is a rare comedy gem.

  • @OfficialFingazMC
    @OfficialFingazMC 4 роки тому +3

    TY Dave (the Gorman).

  • @HORRIOR1
    @HORRIOR1 4 роки тому +55

    I mean being upset that the talent show included 3 dogs instead of 2, would be like getting upset at the fact that a magician didn't actually use magic.

    • @stuartarnold9444
      @stuartarnold9444 4 роки тому +6

      What do you mean "a magician didn't actually use magic"? How else are they doing stuff then?
      Next thing you'll be telling me that Father Christmas doesn't exist, or that Harry Potter isn't really a wizard.

    • @Hiltok
      @Hiltok 4 роки тому +1

      @@stuartarnold9444 We all know the story about Father Xmas, but Harry Potter most definitely is really a wizard.

    • @luke-alex
      @luke-alex 4 роки тому +2

      Most people know magicians use tricks, whereas the use of the 'extra' dog was intended to, and likely did, deceive a large proportion of the audience, including perfectly sensible, intelligent people.
      I still think it would have been fine if the act was presented 'as is', but that's not the way the BGT show works- it has 'behind the scenes' etc. so the audience was presumably led to believe _by_ _the_ _show_ _itself_ that it was all the same dog. In other words, the show colluded with the trainer to deceive the audience. That, in my view, would be the real issue, as it undermines the show's implied even-handedness.

    • @Bagofnowt
      @Bagofnowt 4 роки тому +2

      @@luke-alex But she trained 2 dogs and took credit for training one? Surely that's better

  • @Daz5Daz
    @Daz5Daz 4 роки тому +3

    I have no idea how this channel is only on 22k subs. A million is the bare minimum, surely!

  • @noka79
    @noka79 4 роки тому +2

    Great shows, always loved seeing these on Dave

  • @GneasYTC
    @GneasYTC Рік тому +1

    I remember seeing this on Dave at the time, and I really thought 'Ed' would turn out to be his wife pranking him. 🤣
    It was kinda disappointing to find out it was a just a catfish scam, but then again who else would blatantly steal someone's photo for their profile?
    Obviously you're not going to do that if you have any intention of ever meeting anyone from Tinder in real life.
    It's brilliant to have all these MLIG episodes on UA-cam, I'm currently working my way from start to finish.
    Dave is a quiet comedy genius, it's really clever stuff that sort of creeps up on you then whacks you right in the funny bone.
    He's the absolute master of the callback, it's always hilarious when he eventually drops the punchline.
    I can see why he stopped making it after 6 series - the amount of thought and work in every episode must have been phenomenal.

  • @ilv1
    @ilv1 4 роки тому +105

    I always feel lied to while watching this show. There were a number of times where he presented funny things that someone did online, only to expose that, in fact, it was him all along...

    • @Avengers24-sw7cv
      @Avengers24-sw7cv 4 роки тому +1

      I often think the same thing.

    • @stuartarnold9444
      @stuartarnold9444 4 роки тому +24

      But he wasn't lying. Someone actually did the stuff online. It was Dave.

    • @remlatzargonix1329
      @remlatzargonix1329 4 роки тому +4

      ilv1 ......well, you see, it's a thing called "humour"....my guess is that you have not heard of it?.....So, for your benefit, the chicken does not desire to cross the road, (so, when asked to guess the reason for it to do so....it is the setup for a punchline).

    • @Bombom1300
      @Bombom1300 4 роки тому +12

      @@remlatzargonix1329 Woah! No need to get so snarky sir or madame Zargonix. They were only saying that the show often presents itself as combing the internet for humorous things rather than fabricating them. The idea of these things simply being out there in the wild is more fun as a sort of observational comedy set-up for many folks. When you go in knowing Mr. Gorman often makes these things, then it's still pretty funny, but it is a different sort of joke that might not appeal to the same audience. It's not necessarily better or worse, just different. No need to be so sniffy about other folks not having the same sense of humour as you.

    • @notacaulkhead
      @notacaulkhead 3 роки тому +1

      @@Bombom1300 well we’ll well.... the Apple does NOT fall far from the Tree........ how high and mighty you sound, calling sir or Madame Zargonix “sniffy” when you, in fact, are the being being “sniffy”. HMMM!!!

  • @sibonisoinnocent5002
    @sibonisoinnocent5002 4 роки тому +9

    This is so great. I've watched it 5 times already

    • @rewrose2838
      @rewrose2838 4 роки тому +4

      But it was only uploaded 10 minutes ago!!

    • @HDScorpio
      @HDScorpio 4 роки тому +5

      @@rewrose2838 It came out 5 years ago tho

    • @bigbabby1232
      @bigbabby1232 4 роки тому +2

      Lol, I have watched every episode 25 times +
      TV noob

  • @lemongrass4769
    @lemongrass4769 4 роки тому +3

    i loved the tinder shenanigans XD

  • @danniantagonist
    @danniantagonist 2 роки тому

    Brilliant! 🥰

  • @tsakeboya
    @tsakeboya 4 роки тому +5

    The biggest madlad

  • @wopwopkross
    @wopwopkross 4 роки тому +6

    Let's gooooo! Found poem time

    • @darthvader2994
      @darthvader2994 4 роки тому +1

      Honestly my least favourite part of the show

  • @Kre8-1duH
    @Kre8-1duH 4 роки тому +1

    What the heck... The ad between last episode and this was toothpaste being advertised as I'm not lying here...a damned jigsaw!!

    • @Dougiewoof
      @Dougiewoof 3 роки тому

      Are you referring to a puzzle or a tool.

  • @Konst_Abel
    @Konst_Abel 3 роки тому +7

    Damn! Was sure that the plot twist would be that his wife was masquerading as the ‘Ed’ character all along just for shits and giggles.

    • @pastorofmuppets8834
      @pastorofmuppets8834 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah I was hoping the same thing, as pay back for all the pranks! Much nicer conclusion to the show though.

  • @PetersonZF
    @PetersonZF 12 днів тому

    This episode contains the second best giraffe joke in the world.

  • @theunholysmirk
    @theunholysmirk 3 роки тому +6

    god i want to be a famous and powerful politician just to one day involve myself in a scandal involving a glass of water
    Edit: Or, alternatively, a gate.

    • @aihtdikh
      @aihtdikh 3 роки тому +3

      You're a bit late for the second one, I'm afraid.
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gategate

  • @katie6384
    @katie6384 4 роки тому +6

    He might not have deleted him account, he might have just unmatched / blocked you - I wonder if he's seen this 😂

  • @louis559
    @louis559 4 роки тому +39

    As an American, I cannot understand the religious reverence many people have for the flag.

    • @joshsmit2890
      @joshsmit2890 4 роки тому +3

      I moved schools a few times around middle to highschool, seems that only the south requires you to stand and sing and salute

    • @louis559
      @louis559 4 роки тому +2

      @@joshsmit2890 I live in the south (Near Houston, Texas). I have definitely met people who love the flag to, IMO, an unhealthy degree, including one guy who had this whole speech about how you should show it reverence every time you passed it.

    • @aienbalosaienbalos4186
      @aienbalosaienbalos4186 4 роки тому +18

      As a human being, I cannot understand any religious reverence.

    • @Myzelfa
      @Myzelfa 4 роки тому +3

      I remember getting in trouble in school for refusing to recite the pledge of allegiance. I always thought it was stupid.

    • @joshsmit2890
      @joshsmit2890 4 роки тому

      @@Myzelfa huh, for me alot of the other kids would get on my case for not saying it, the teachers often dident care.

  • @LoneKharnivore
    @LoneKharnivore Рік тому +1

    6:40 You should see early Jesus.

  • @amyshaw893
    @amyshaw893 4 роки тому +9

    Check the description mate... "Dave Gorman deals with someone on Twitter who's pretending to be him" it was tinder not twitter

  • @bobcartwright7476
    @bobcartwright7476 2 роки тому +2

    The recommended burning of a retired flag is ceremonial, more a cremation than a simple burning. The VFW held a flag burning ceremony at the Boy Scout camp I worked at one Summer.

  • @tylerk9533
    @tylerk9533 4 роки тому +4

    Someone should put somethings on that green screen and resend to him lol, to make him laugh!

    • @rantymcrant-pants9536
      @rantymcrant-pants9536 4 роки тому

      The reflection makes it much harder to do than it is worth. Screens need to be as consistent a colour as possible.

  • @oscarramage95
    @oscarramage95 Рік тому

    As of 2023, the Cafe Rouge in Edinburgh closed in 2020 due to the pandemic and now there are only 28 Cafe Rouge’s in the UK

    • @RichardWatt
      @RichardWatt Рік тому

      The Coventry one also closed at that time.

  • @saxbend
    @saxbend 4 роки тому +4

    Was the account actually deleted? How could that have been confirmed?

  • @DodgeThatAttack
    @DodgeThatAttack 3 роки тому +3

    The story of how Dave Gorman tried to scam dave gorman

  • @SamButler22
    @SamButler22 4 роки тому +21

    He didn't delete his account, he just unmatched or even blocked you

    • @frazerlongley9247
      @frazerlongley9247 4 роки тому +7

      Or he didn't exist and was created for narrative purposes.

    • @SamButler22
      @SamButler22 4 роки тому +20

      @@frazerlongley9247 that's very possible, but he usually reveals his bullshittery once it's has its punchline

    • @namewarvergeben
      @namewarvergeben 4 роки тому +19

      Regardless of whether or not this particular story is real: Dating scams are a thing. People behind fake online-dating profiles like "Ed", who will pretend to be interested in a relationship with you, but for all kinds of made-up reasons can't meet you in person unless you send them some money. It's a good thing if more people are made aware of this kind of thing. That might not be the primary purpose of this show, but some people might get it anyway

    • @matthewiles5714
      @matthewiles5714 4 роки тому +4

      @@namewarvergeben that's what I was gonna say. Dave might have made this up but what he said has a very important message to it. On the internet and dating sites anybody could be anybody. People lie.

    • @Ayeshteni
      @Ayeshteni 4 роки тому +4

      Don't think he made it up. He was quite emotional right at the end there.

  • @jamcdonald120
    @jamcdonald120 3 роки тому

    24:00 I assumed that was what it was

  • @Drager85
    @Drager85 4 роки тому +2

    “I cannot show his wester union address. The lawyers said that some people may send him money”
    Me: “Hahahahahaha”
    * the scam of fake Besos happen *
    Me: “oh no”

  • @dogchaser520
    @dogchaser520 3 роки тому

    "If you don't enjoy elephants, just carry on"
    Spit out what I was eating, you heartless bastard

  • @LoneKharnivore
    @LoneKharnivore Рік тому +1

    Dave Gorman is canonically bisexual.

  • @jamesflynn4951
    @jamesflynn4951 4 роки тому +12

    There is something beautiful about catfishing a catfish by pretending to be the wife of who the original catfisher is pretending to be.
    Sorry instead of beautiful I meant insane.

    • @maxgeopiano
      @maxgeopiano 2 роки тому +3

      Insanely beautiful and beautifully insane at the same time.

  • @jamcdonald120
    @jamcdonald120 3 роки тому

    @dave Gorman, the description says Twitter not TInder

  • @adriantownsend2317
    @adriantownsend2317 11 місяців тому

    ...Wise consumer advice. Never trust anyone on a dating app!

  • @simonvanderheijden432
    @simonvanderheijden432 2 роки тому

    The Flintstones carwash is a mammoth, not an elephant.

  • @tsvandyke
    @tsvandyke 3 роки тому

    Hey - what a surprise ... " look at what I found - how lucky am I? - finding something funny "
    That I put there yesterday ... gee - how lucky am I ? - for being the FIRST to find something ( on a password protected website ) - I put there myself - less than 12 hours earlier.

  • @ilv1
    @ilv1 4 роки тому +9

    24:55 ... Tom Cruise is famous for doing his own stunts... So, it's really Tom Cruise. Worst example you could've picked.

    • @louis559
      @louis559 4 роки тому +6

      I don't know. I think Jackie Chan would've been an even worse example.

    • @Avengers24-sw7cv
      @Avengers24-sw7cv 4 роки тому +1

      @@louis559 He doesn't fly the jets in Top Gun. He is too short to be a fighter pilot.

    • @stitcha123
      @stitcha123 4 роки тому

      Avengers 24 A Navy pilot candidate must be at least 5 feet 2 inches tall and no taller than 6 feet 5 inches. Tom Cruise is 5’7-9

    • @stitcha123
      @stitcha123 4 роки тому

      Avengers 24 and he has flown fighter jets

    • @Hellwyck
      @Hellwyck 4 роки тому

      @@stitcha123 No, he tells people he's 5'7" but his real height has not been disclosed (although people have said he's short).

  • @andrewcarson5850
    @andrewcarson5850 4 роки тому

    I've paused at the beginning to guess there are 86 giraffes in England.

  • @Harry-ze3th
    @Harry-ze3th 6 місяців тому

    I don't think he deleted his profile, I think he just unmatched.

  • @DeRien8
    @DeRien8 3 роки тому +2

    "Some Danish cartoon" John Dillermand...?

    • @xxgn
      @xxgn 3 роки тому +1

      This episode was first aired about one month after en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jyllands-Posten_Muhammad_cartoons_controversy . The joke is that he's using a green screen because actually showing the cartoon would potentially incite violence (which, of course, also serves to emphasize his point).

  • @Bekinditcostsnothing
    @Bekinditcostsnothing 4 роки тому +3

    I've actually read the flag code (yes I'm that sad) and Katy Perry's outfits are fine, as you would only be in violation if it's an accurate representation of the flag 13 stripes, 50 stars. As it's technically only part of the flag it falls through a loophole. The flag code also states that all flags must be raised and lowered everyday, and yes you basically have to have a viking funeral for it eventually, it's crazy.

  • @Danceofmasks
    @Danceofmasks 3 роки тому

    If someone is obviously trying to upset me, then I oblige ... and deck them.
    That's what they want.
    I'm just being accommodating.
    I also give beggars money when I can spare it. I'm just being accommodating.

  • @gingainfinity1034
    @gingainfinity1034 2 роки тому

    i mean getting rid of anything made by simmon is a moral responsibility

  • @SunnyIntervalsORG
    @SunnyIntervalsORG Рік тому

    I reckon he gave the game away when he asked the guy out on a date first!

  • @CainXVII
    @CainXVII 3 роки тому

    My first thought was "Lucky Gorman has such a beautiful wife". But I guess that didn't matter.

  • @FlyingHangman
    @FlyingHangman 8 місяців тому

    "We know it's not Tom Cruise doing that stunt"..... wrong celebrity to pick for that one.

  • @alimcrae13
    @alimcrae13 4 роки тому +1

    Anybody else fishing the comments to see if "Ed" has commented?

  • @sambarker7930
    @sambarker7930 Рік тому

    I’d love it if the scammer happened to see this episode

  • @Drewsta4
    @Drewsta4 2 роки тому

    Ok so I jumped forward a little at the start to skip the intro and ended up very confused!

  • @christosv.4692
    @christosv.4692 3 роки тому

    I feel stupid to ask but I have to....are his stories true?

  • @iamdb1990
    @iamdb1990 4 роки тому +3

    19:15 aaand that's why America is weird

  • @ShadowHawk2012
    @ShadowHawk2012 4 роки тому +2

    Lol

  • @harryturner8701
    @harryturner8701 3 роки тому

    Yeah they don’t have elephants at London Zoo

  • @Tarem1990
    @Tarem1990 4 роки тому

    is that really from 2015?

  • @hedgehog1965uk
    @hedgehog1965uk 4 роки тому +5

    Am I allowed to say that Dave is punching above his weight with Mrs Gorman?

    • @Hiltok
      @Hiltok 4 роки тому +2

      Of course you are, because everyone, including Dave himself, says exactly that.

  • @CainXVII
    @CainXVII 2 роки тому

    I wonder it he chose that shirt specifically for the flag bit...

  • @billybollockhead5628
    @billybollockhead5628 5 місяців тому

    I didn’t know that about US flag.. so when trump where’s the US flag pin, he’s actually insulting the flag? lol

  • @SA77888
    @SA77888 4 роки тому +9

    Dave youre not funny!!!! Well, thats not really true, but I just wanted to upset you.

  • @jen_wren_x
    @jen_wren_x 4 роки тому

    😂😂😂😂

  • @derektaylor2941
    @derektaylor2941 5 місяців тому

    I haven't seen this in years. A great show. Only one problem. Whomever has that obnoxious and false cackling laugh... Surely sound engineers can remove it somehow. If I had been there in the audience, I'd have removed it at source with a garot.

  • @stephenbarrett8861
    @stephenbarrett8861 4 роки тому +2

    Otherwise sane Americans!

  • @carlwitt3934
    @carlwitt3934 3 роки тому +3

    I appreciate the humor in the American flag bit, but if there is any honest confusion about ceremonial flag burning vs the kind of flag burning done in protest... allow me to clarify in a way you may understand.
    When someone's mom passed away, it is perfectly understandable that her surviving relatives would consider cremation. On the other hand, someone just might get offended if their mother was dragged into the street, doused in petrol, and then lit on fire.
    I hope this clears it up.😉

    • @davimurph
      @davimurph 3 роки тому

      I'm not a huge fan of any flags, but that analogy made me laugh.

  • @gingainfinity1034
    @gingainfinity1034 2 роки тому

    its the spanish
    they live of of anger and spite dont worry about it

  • @thenodfather
    @thenodfather 4 роки тому +4

    Funny he picked Tom Cruise as it's said that he does a lot of his own stunts.
    It seems odd, a bit detached, that he would refer to his wife as "Mrs. Gorman". She does Personal Training.
    Well, this show has had better endings.

    • @h4724-q6j
      @h4724-q6j 4 роки тому +4

      She probably doesn't want him using her name on national TV.

  • @owenfitzgerald3219
    @owenfitzgerald3219 Рік тому

    So according to their own information you CAN burn the U.S. Flag.

  • @altreusplays
    @altreusplays Рік тому

    Tinder phone said 10:06, just saying

  • @hughjass2745
    @hughjass2745 4 роки тому +1

    Dave Gorman literally couldnt find employment if DAVE didnt exist...

  • @OfficialFingazMC
    @OfficialFingazMC 4 роки тому +3

    Just spent bloody ages typing out a story about when someone tried to use my photos to try scamming people and I copied it at the end incase UA-cam shadow banned the comment (trust me, a lot of your comments don't actually get posted) so I could go back and try and edit accordingly and accidentally deleted it... grrr!

    • @darthvader2994
      @darthvader2994 4 роки тому +1

      You can press ctrl+z in the comments box I believe (unless you're on mobile of course/

    • @OfficialFingazMC
      @OfficialFingazMC 4 роки тому +1

      @@darthvader2994 Mobile unfortunately, thank you though.

    • @noka79
      @noka79 4 роки тому +1

      Nightmare

  • @jamessmith2522
    @jamessmith2522 3 роки тому

    Just for the record, trademark law states that you cannot use a name as a trademark. You can't use the name John Doe. You can use John Doe Pty Ltd because that is not a name. You can use a stylised version of John Doe because then the trademark is the image. But you can't use the name itself. That would be what the first two rules were on about.

  • @K3wlG33k
    @K3wlG33k 3 роки тому

    As a means to combat idiots wasting their energy burning the United States' flag, I'd suggest saluting in honor of the flag's "sacrifice" or something like that. After all, I'd rather see a flag burn then people.

  • @tsvandyke
    @tsvandyke 3 роки тому

    @Stuart Arnold He lied by saying ... he found it.
    ( not the truth ... to find something .. when you put it up on a "private web server" & no one else has the password to access it ( except you )
    the site he listed is password protected. ... how is anybody supposed to find it .. if they don't know the password in order to access it ?
    How is anyone ( besides the person who put it there ) supposed to "find it" .. if it is behind a password protected website - that ONLY he knows the password to.
    "I found it - with a password - behind a private firewall - on one of my own websites" ... totally different than saying ... " i found it "

  • @professorsypher6174
    @professorsypher6174 Рік тому

    Lol... the scammer picked a picture that he thought easy targets would fall for. Congratulations, you are this guy's idea of the prime choice for insecure and gullible women.

  • @marquisofcarrabass
    @marquisofcarrabass 2 роки тому

    The reason the flag of the United Kingdom became known as the Union Jack is nothing to do with ships (the Union Flag is *not* a Jack), but because 'Union Jack' was one of the derogatory nicknames applied to King James I by his enemies (along with 'Scottish Jimmy' and, more rarely, the 'Caledonian Catamite'). Accordingly, the flag of the United Kingdom became known colloquially as 'Union Jack's flag', and the name stuck.

  • @rantymcrant-pants9536
    @rantymcrant-pants9536 4 роки тому

    As a public service you should show more pictures of your wife. It provides hope to so many people!

  • @Ashs-mini-vlogs
    @Ashs-mini-vlogs 4 роки тому +2

    Yey

    • @bigbabby1232
      @bigbabby1232 4 роки тому +1

      You really were first, be proud, I only got third.

    • @dirk9787
      @dirk9787 4 роки тому

      @@bigbabby1232 Wow, third? Still, what an achievement! And thanks for letting us know.

  • @johanvanroekel8253
    @johanvanroekel8253 4 роки тому

    @18:00 generally it is the other way around. They desecrate the flag because a U.S. drone has got their goat, and they cannot handle the stress of being single again. ;-)

  • @matthewiles5714
    @matthewiles5714 4 роки тому

    I wonder why he calls his wife Mrs. Gorman instead of Beth

    • @Canadian_Zac
      @Canadian_Zac 4 роки тому +5

      Because not everyone watching would know who Beth is just from the name. Mrs Gorman tells them he means his wife

  • @ruko9492
    @ruko9492 4 роки тому

    Teenage woman? You mean a 19 year old?

    • @101mfoxiwriteabitig6
      @101mfoxiwriteabitig6 3 роки тому

      19 = Teenager
      >18 = Adult
      Teenage woman makes sense

    • @lumer2b
      @lumer2b 2 роки тому

      Nine"teen" is a "teen"age

  • @andresherrerosoto4008
    @andresherrerosoto4008 4 роки тому +2

    not what wiki means

    • @andresherrerosoto4008
      @andresherrerosoto4008 4 роки тому

      @Ross Bourne Wiki is the engine and markup language, has nothing to do with who edits it. Granted probably the only time one would use, certainly advertise, wiki is when it's collaboratively edited, but it's not what it means.

    • @MuchWhittering
      @MuchWhittering 3 роки тому

      @@andresherrerosoto4008 If people use it to mean that, then that's what it means.

  • @michaelbrules
    @michaelbrules 4 роки тому

    s

  • @bigbabby1232
    @bigbabby1232 4 роки тому +4

    Third, according to my phone

    • @ThatCoalSoul
      @ThatCoalSoul 4 роки тому

      You may be second.

    • @LHoriginal
      @LHoriginal 4 роки тому

      @@ThatCoalSoul nah, if you click newest-first on the top of the comments then you would see he he is 3rd

  • @chaos.corner
    @chaos.corner 3 роки тому

    Something weird going on here. The audience were laughing to callbacks to things that were in the "flashbacks" at the beginning which the audience supposedly wouldn't have seen. I'm thinking the "audience were told it would be greenscreen" thing was a lie in itself. In fact, if the flashbacks were real, it seems possible this is the second show (they film two at once) and the flashbacks from the earlier.

    • @sebastiandangerfield9462
      @sebastiandangerfield9462 3 роки тому +2

      The “flashbacks” at the beginning were from the audience warm up, which comes before the show. So the audience had seen that first.

  • @tsvandyke
    @tsvandyke 3 роки тому

    what a ridiculous idea - ( a tv watching license ) ... ($30 / month) for the ability to watch ... & another CHARGE ( $250 / month ) for the 250 channels ...
    ($ 280 / month) to watch commercials !?
    NO. ... I pay ( $50 ) for cell phone service unlimited internet ( stream videos on my big screen TV ) & watch all of my TV for FREE.
    again - what is a TV license for ? ... how do they enforce it ( if they are not allowed on your property or in your house ... " to check" ... ?? )

  • @tsvandyke
    @tsvandyke 4 роки тому

    who reads ... "the paper" ... anymore ? ... ( the only reason I buy the paper ... is for the 4 pages of sunday comics ) .. .I get the rest of my news ( free ) from social media sites - instantly over my phone . ... the only people who use ... "a paper" .. are old folks who don't know how to use a cell phone for their news.