Just googled the acronym for British Leafy Salads Association. The fourth highest result: "Welcome to the BLSA. “The most fun you can have with your clothes on”"
Just had an ad break courtesy of UA-cam... and the ad was for insoles!!!!! I don't think I've ever seen an advert for insoles before in my entire life, and now there's one just after I see Dave plug his version to the queen!!! What is going on? 😂😂
Imagine the Queen watching this, finding out you are making fun of her beautiful letter, angrily ripping of her shoes and throwing them across the room
I was in the Royal Navy and when we docked and connected the phone lines it was part of my job to make the first call to the speaking clock and also also the last call before we disconnected the lines, that way when the bill for the ships calls came in we would know that any calls made before or after were not made by the ship’s company and so not chargeable to us.
This man is the genius of the callback! Loved the royals stuff, but I have to say Don Novello (played Father Guido Sarducci on SNL) got there first. He spent time in the seventies writing to everyone from Nixon to McDonald's and Atlantic-Richfield as "Lazlo Toth" and published the back-and-forths as "The Lazlo Letters". Brilliant stuff.
"His Sainsbury's laptop" is such a weird credit. They didn't make the laptop, they just sold it to him. If he bought Grand Theft Auto 5 from there, he wouldn't claim it's a Sainsbury's game.
Many years ago in Bosnia, I saw a brand of cigarettes that said on the packet, “By Appointment to Her Majesty the Queen Mother.” Did the Queen Mother Elizabeth really smoke an obscure Yugoslavian brand of ciggies, and did she love them so much she wanted to tell the world? I may never know.
I had never heard the term "PPI claims company before", and apparently my search engine is personalised for more nerdy rather than finance related questions, when I searched for "PPI" and got the answer that it stood for "proton-pump inhibitors" left me even more confused.... I had to add "claims" to the search to get the "payment protection insurance" meaning.
I used to actually think that when I was younger. When I would see packaging with "By appointment to H.M. the Queen" on it which for some reason I only noticed it on cereals and only realised it is on so many more food packets when I was about 17-18, that whenever I see it I actually thought it meant they specifically produce and deliver their products to the Queen for consumption whenever she wants it. like shut down the van loading from belt 2s production for supermarket stock and make sure that belt is clear. We have received a new appointment with H.M. The Queen to supply and deliver some more Kleenex products for her own personal usage. We need 2 packets of 6, delivered by limo and don't forget to change the settings on the machine. We don't want to give her the 3 ply quilted toilet rolls we sell to the commoners, change it to quadruple extra quilted and change the settings for the name print so we get Queenex instead of Kleenex on these next 12 rolls. Anyway yeah, think I went on a bit much here but point is I thought the Queen personally used and enjoyed anything that has that on its packet. Obviously that's not the case though and I wonder how many of the things with that seal has she even tried, yet alone enjoys.
Suddenly I don't think the millions we spent on fixing up the palace last year was wasted anymore. After everything Dave put them through, I think the royals kind of deserved it now...
35:48 Well, I never. Just like that, writing a letter to Her Majesty? And including, right there, in the envelope, your invention?! I find that insolent. : )
Was watching Dave do his thing, but this time his cheque shirt pocket was too distracting… when the pocket was sewn on it should have matched the underlying material… and saved me from going cross eyed… that Millets for you I suppose… no wonder they went bust 😂
This is from Series 2, in 2014. So yes. This is the only update I can find, tho, from 2016. Here's an update: twitter.com/JGMooreWriter/status/777868121399058432
@@mintymini88 Haha, Dave does rather take this piss out of the band. I would like to see the part about "Huel" again. I have actually been using the stuff on-and-off for a couple of years now, and wondered if Dave (the guy, not the channel) had to delete that section due to legal reasons. I am just working my way through the uploaded episodes and haven't come across it yet.
that jigsaw puzzle he sent to Prince Charles reminds me of something I saw a few years back. It was called a whiteout puzzle. I don't remember how many pieces it was, but it was at least a 500 piece jigsaw puzzle that was just white. No details to work with, just a blank, white image, broken up into at least 500 pieces
@Dave Gorman Did you ever get that letter from Prince Charles after finishing the jigsaw puzzle yet? Or are you now the purveyor of jigsaw puzzles him?
Call back to a previous episode in which a person on the street was tasked with grading celebrities and the only person who knew who Dave was graded him as R list.
I love that the nearest bit of paper save gorman had to write a hand written letter on was graph paper. I don't love that he didn't write on the lines!
Royal warrants are pointless if you ask me, so they supply some roatals, good for them, how does this help me, are my tastes the same as theirs? I have no idea, I don’t know these people( apart from vat the media reports) , am I missing something? (comment editred)
@talesofthelostones 2020 as stated above I had a bad day, that is my concentration was low. My original comment has been corrected, You are absolutely right the original comment had so many errors it did not make any sense at all
@Red Dwarf That post was old, but it lacked some apostrophes. It definitely needed correcting, some capitals needed putting in and a few full stops....a few full stops. Stop stop stop stop stop stops, stop stop stop stop stops. DONE!!!!
I'm trying to think of the right product for Dave's level of celebrity and him as a man, and I'm just getting stuck on custard. There's nothing particulary custardy about Dave but it seems right.
So to live like a celebrity, you should wait until a famous person comes out of a hotel, then run up and kiss that person? I guess it’s true that some celebrities get arrested for assaulting people, but that’s not the first thing I think of when I hear “live like a celebrity.”
Now to live like a celebrity for free: Convince your nation they should pay for your celebrity live style, because you were born from the celebrity family.
The royal piss-takes targeting Liz, Chuck and the minor tossers are heartwarmingly cute; in some countries there'd have been arrests, interrogations, incarcerations and executions... The gifts were all obviously harmless, but I wonder if there'd have been a different response if he'd sent Her Maj some shampoo and bath 'bombs'. That last word might have set off some alarms. I imagine the staff have seen it all by now. They're probably sent fake letters by their bosses all the time as tests to make sure they're not losing their sense of humour.
Has anyone told him he's got that terrible white thing in the corner of his mouth? I know telling such things to a person is quite awkward, but a youtube comment takes all the awkwardness out of this.
Just googled the acronym for British Leafy Salads Association. The fourth highest result:
"Welcome to the BLSA. “The most fun you can have with your clothes on”"
8:14 "That is filthy for Phillip"
Oh it can get worse.
I think we know what his 40 a day habit actually was
I can't believe he didn't mention the irony of a man selling his book on TV by telling everyone that his book advises people never to buy books.
It reminds me of when Abby Hoffman published a book titled “Steal This Book.” You might say it walked off the shelves.
And I'm going to save money by not buying his...
"What do you mean you don't have menu testers! I sexually assaulted Ricky Gervais at the Dorchester!" 😂😂
Well anyone who tries that will indeed get free meals...in prison, and their name put on an "exclusive" list too. 😂
Could probably get some free meals physically assaulting Ricky.
Not so sure about sexually.
My favourite bit has me in tears every time 😂
Absolutely loved this series, so glad there’s now a convenient place to watch it
also nice for non-brits :)
Ard-Jan van Etten definitely
@@MasterSpud A lot better without 4 mins of adverts like on the UKTV app!
@@OfficialFingazMC Yeah, the ads on UKTV play are ridiculous
It's a trap. I don't know what he's doing, but he's up to something.
Happy to see Liam Payne kick the cigarette habit
I worry about commenting on these videos, in case I’m used in one of Dave’s found poems.
the shows been dead a while so you are probably good
Papa Est Perpetuam ....unless you've found the perfect foundation for a meal?
@@remlatzargonix1329 ehh?
@@mrtommygunwhite he wasn't talking to you, don't worry about it.
Why did you comment just to say that then?
33:01 - That's us! Proudly supplying HM The Queen with Cleaning Rags since 1984 :D
Just had an ad break courtesy of UA-cam... and the ad was for insoles!!!!!
I don't think I've ever seen an advert for insoles before in my entire life, and now there's one just after I see Dave plug his version to the queen!!! What is going on? 😂😂
Imagine the Queen watching this, finding out you are making fun of her beautiful letter, angrily ripping of her shoes and throwing them across the room
imagine the king watching this and making dave his first royal warrent as king
The idea of a p-bomb with Phillip Schofield has aged great
😂😂😂
I was thinking there was a joke about fags in there somewhere. He certainly was a smoker of some(one) else! 😂
Love your shows, all of them. Series 4 Episode 1 is the one I can watch over and over and over again.
29:11 Hating Gregg Wallace before it was cool ;)
Thank you for uploading these. Sorely needed in these unusual times.
I was in the Royal Navy and when we docked and connected the phone lines it was part of my job to make the first call to the speaking clock and also also the last call before we disconnected the lines, that way when the bill for the ships calls came in we would know that any calls made before or after were not made by the ship’s company and so not chargeable to us.
I guess Liam Payne finally kicked his cigarette habit...
So a guy selling a book, advertises it by telling us not to buy books, but just go to a library...I think that says it all
But the libraries have to buy the damned book.
This man is the genius of the callback! Loved the royals stuff, but I have to say Don Novello (played Father Guido Sarducci on SNL) got there first. He spent time in the seventies writing to everyone from Nixon to McDonald's and Atlantic-Richfield as "Lazlo Toth" and published the back-and-forths as "The Lazlo Letters". Brilliant stuff.
The Philip Schofield joke didn't age well 💀💀💀
Poorly aged sums up his choice in lovers too
I came to say this 😂
😂😂😂😂
The Philip Schofield tweets didn’t age well 😂
thanks for sharing these! it means a lot to an american fan!
Mr Gorman you are a genius
Phillip did have a secret and it wasn’t he’s smoking habit
This is great! IT should be on a TV channel...that people watch.
"Potatoes are just chips that haven't been made yet" has me in stitches 😂😂
3:09 - A badly Photoshopped, real book - not to be confused with a badly Photoshopped _Real Book_ (you know, the Jazz one).
As a Hitman fan, I'm concerned to accept any sort of food from a group calling themselves the ICA.
Not as bad as the shop called Isis.
The thumbnail, or title of the video, is incorrect (thumb says S1, title says S2)
Edit: It's been fixed
Anybody else who can't stop staring at the shirt pockets that don't line up with the lines on the shirts?
I do now :)
Many thanks for putting these up. Modern life has become more than goodish.
❤️ ... "what do you mean there's no menu testing"😂😂😂😂
I genuinely wonder now whether or not the Royals ever got back to him because of the jigsaw.
PS: thanks for the upload :)
They'll write back when they've completed it!
if they do he will be king and he will have a royal warrent
That was actually very entertaining. You found the limit. Haha.
I couldn't be bothered watching this on TV but it is perfect for UA-cam. Great fun.
"His Sainsbury's laptop" is such a weird credit. They didn't make the laptop, they just sold it to him. If he bought Grand Theft Auto 5 from there, he wouldn't claim it's a Sainsbury's game.
Many years ago in Bosnia, I saw a brand of cigarettes that said on the packet, “By Appointment to Her Majesty the Queen Mother.” Did the Queen Mother Elizabeth really smoke an obscure Yugoslavian brand of ciggies, and did she love them so much she wanted to tell the world? I may never know.
Thanks dave your the best
I'm very impressed that someone actually replies with a personalized thank you letter.
How likely is it that all those champagne companies have those warrants not because of the Queen, but because of the Queen Mother?
non of them have them anymore they have to all re apply
Those gloves look like Jedward...
R list celebrity, nice call back.
Thanks Dave
Wow Dave, imagine trying to solve a predominantly white jigsaw puzzle by putting the pieces on a white towel. You clearly love a challenge.
The roayal warrant for the jigsaw is going to read 'Purveyors to King Chuck E III''
I think Philip schofield got ruder than that…
If Neil Sean is the most read and most watched showbiz reporter, how come this is the First time I have EVER heard of him?
I would guess it's because you have a life.
I had never heard the term "PPI claims company before", and apparently my search engine is personalised for more nerdy rather than finance related questions, when I searched for "PPI" and got the answer that it stood for "proton-pump inhibitors" left me even more confused....
I had to add "claims" to the search to get the "payment protection insurance" meaning.
Classic viewing.
Liz II keeps Moet et Chandon in a pretty cabinet... she's a killer queen!
"Never trust a skinny chef."
WOOOOOORRRRRRDD!!!!
38:47 is that Danny Wallace?
I used to actually think that when I was younger. When I would see packaging with "By appointment to H.M. the Queen" on it which for some reason I only noticed it on cereals and only realised it is on so many more food packets when I was about 17-18, that whenever I see it I actually thought it meant they specifically produce and deliver their products to the Queen for consumption whenever she wants it. like shut down the van loading from belt 2s production for supermarket stock and make sure that belt is clear. We have received a new appointment with H.M. The Queen to supply and deliver some more Kleenex products for her own personal usage. We need 2 packets of 6, delivered by limo and don't forget to change the settings on the machine. We don't want to give her the 3 ply quilted toilet rolls we sell to the commoners, change it to quadruple extra quilted and change the settings for the name print so we get Queenex instead of Kleenex on these next 12 rolls. Anyway yeah, think I went on a bit much here but point is I thought the Queen personally used and enjoyed anything that has that on its packet. Obviously that's not the case though and I wonder how many of the things with that seal has she even tried, yet alone enjoys.
I got about 3 grand from ppi I bought a car and went to Edinburgh so this episode is great.🧐
Suddenly I don't think the millions we spent on fixing up the palace last year was wasted anymore. After everything Dave put them through, I think the royals kind of deserved it now...
much much better than the new t&c's apply and the introduction of a celebrity panel. love this. hate that.
14:00 Has this fella Neil Sean been #Metoo 'd yet?!?!?!?!?
If not, Prince William will surely back him up.
35:48 Well, I never. Just like that, writing a letter to Her Majesty? And including, right there, in the envelope, your invention?!
I find that insolent.
: )
Was watching Dave do his thing, but this time his cheque shirt pocket was too distracting… when the pocket was sewn on it should have matched the underlying material… and saved me from going cross eyed… that Millets for you I suppose… no wonder they went bust 😂
Has it been 5 years yet?
This is from Series 2, in 2014. So yes.
This is the only update I can find, tho, from 2016.
Here's an update: twitter.com/JGMooreWriter/status/777868121399058432
Hey you leave us ice cream men alone 🍦🍦😂😂
Is that dude in the blue shirt Robert Peston? xD
Does anyone know what series/ep the scouting for girls rant is? Thanks
HERE ua-cam.com/video/LWJ-U_-6vys/v-deo.html although you have probably found it yourself by now.
@@hedgehog1965uk thank you sooo much
@@mintymini88 You're welcome :)
@@hedgehog1965uk I used it to wind up a Scouting for Girls fan so I'm very happy right now :)
@@mintymini88 Haha, Dave does rather take this piss out of the band.
I would like to see the part about "Huel" again. I have actually been using the stuff on-and-off for a couple of years now, and wondered if Dave (the guy, not the channel) had to delete that section due to legal reasons. I am just working my way through the uploaded episodes and haven't come across it yet.
It’s always so strange to watch Boris being referred to as the “funny” mayor of London in old shows when he’s the PM now
Perhaps he will go back to that job now he's been booted out as PM
not for long
that jigsaw puzzle he sent to Prince Charles reminds me of something I saw a few years back. It was called a whiteout puzzle. I don't remember how many pieces it was, but it was at least a 500 piece jigsaw puzzle that was just white. No details to work with, just a blank, white image, broken up into at least 500 pieces
theres about a million variations on puzzles with no image. theres one that looks like spilt milk and another thats just a gradient
@Dave Gorman Did you ever get that letter from Prince Charles after finishing the jigsaw puzzle yet? Or are you now the purveyor of jigsaw puzzles him?
Whats an r list celebirty
Call back to a previous episode in which a person on the street was tasked with grading celebrities and the only person who knew who Dave was graded him as R list.
could you imagine if charles only just finished the jigsaw. dave could be the first royal warrent of king charles
I love that the nearest bit of paper save gorman had to write a hand written letter on was graph paper. I don't love that he didn't write on the lines!
Why does this one have alot more ads?
I could really do with that jigsaw.
That Philip Schofield quote about being a "nasty fucker", probably took on a different meaning when he came out publicly.
I hope Boris wasn't the mayor of London at the time with the current flat redo "scandal"... keeps watching... ohh 😬🤣
Fucking love Dave Gorman
I've met him in person after one of his live shows in 2018 - he's a friendly guy.
Distractingly sweaty 5 stars
Royal warrants are pointless if you ask me, so they supply some roatals, good for them, how does this help me, are my tastes the same as theirs? I have no idea, I don’t know these people( apart from vat the media reports) , am I missing something? (comment editred)
You should take off your boxing gloves before typing.
gwishart unfurtunatly they where off ( i don’t own any) just had a bad day, sorry about that
@talesofthelostones 2020 as stated above I had a bad day, that is my concentration was low. My original comment has been corrected, You are absolutely right the original comment had so many errors it did not make any sense at all
@Red Dwarf That post was old, but it lacked some apostrophes. It definitely needed correcting, some capitals needed putting in and a few full stops....a few full stops. Stop stop stop stop stop stops, stop stop stop stop stops. DONE!!!!
hearing boris johnson being the mayor of london in this is weird
It’s weird how Philip only came out as gay recently and back then no one knew
I'm pretty sure Philip knew.
I mean, it can't have been that much of a shock. When I heard about it, I was sure I remembered him having been out already
@@esquilax5563 Mandela effect? :)
I'm trying to think of the right product for Dave's level of celebrity and him as a man, and I'm just getting stuck on custard. There's nothing particulary custardy about Dave but it seems right.
The queen famously appreciates a good joke. I expect she is a fan of those insoles.
So to live like a celebrity, you should wait until a famous person comes out of a hotel, then run up and kiss that person?
I guess it’s true that some celebrities get arrested for assaulting people, but that’s not the first thing I think of when I hear “live like a celebrity.”
A chef can't advertise on tv and be on the BBC (backward boys club) yet Linaker can advertise his crisps when ever he wants to WTF
sports are one of the few times where the bbc allows adverts. also he is not owned by the bbc
Now to live like a celebrity for free:
Convince your nation they should pay for your celebrity live style, because you were born from the celebrity family.
"mo-ay"
I can see a celebrity making up bullshit and telling people like that guy.
The Royal Warrant - for those people who think capitalism just doesn't breed enough inequality on its own...
The royal piss-takes targeting Liz, Chuck and the minor tossers are heartwarmingly cute; in some countries there'd have been arrests, interrogations, incarcerations and executions...
The gifts were all obviously harmless, but I wonder if there'd have been a different response if he'd sent Her Maj some shampoo and bath 'bombs'. That last word might have set off some alarms.
I imagine the staff have seen it all by now. They're probably sent fake letters by their bosses all the time as tests to make sure they're not losing their sense of humour.
I'm going to nick that insole idea.
Then I'll be living like a celebrity.
Endless string of commercials occasionally broken up with smatterings of video.
Scroll to the end, then replay. Adverts disappear.
Will ASHUK be persuing homeworking smokers, or would they become self aware enough to leave smokers in peace during a pandemic?
I really don't get the whole fascination with celebrities, this is the most boring of the episodes so far.
Has anyone told him he's got that terrible white thing in the corner of his mouth? I know telling such things to a person is quite awkward, but a youtube comment takes all the awkwardness out of this.
I just noticed the sweat running down Dave's face. I assume it was the studio lights.
Way too many fucking adverts on this channel