Zilean is so valid. Like besides the time travel shit, he's not fucking crazy or egotistical. He might be a little focused on saving Icathia but I mean I'm sure he'd at least make the one hour date interesting and fun
Its ironic that people would date a psychopath like Jhin that will 100% kill you rather than people who actually are kind and hard working lke J4 ,Xin and Shen .
OBJECTION!!!! Viktor has never been one to try and push people into his ideals, homie literally has a side story where he was shown to *offer* a procedure (medicine) to remove a child's fear of his bullies but stated the choice is and always will be his alone, Viktor is merely the one who hands it out
Hmm 🤔 I guess since Viktor in arcane was left on a cliffhanger we just assumed he was leaning towards old league Viktor But either way if that's true, very valid
Yeah, thats on riot for they're inconsistent writing for Viktor, like in one story he's evil, while in another he's effectively a humanitarian providing the poor and sick free cybernetics. Maybe when he was operating on his brain he gave himself bipolar disorder or something, idk
Look he IS jacked! 😭 But I swear Atreus would have no interest in dating. We had like a 2 minute discussion cut about his lore and we basically just agreed he would be a normal dude, but preoccupied with his mission the whole time. ...maybe above ezreal still in hindsight 😅
A bit mad about jax since the dude has been out in runeterra finding people and bars, the dude will definitely protect you while sharing everything in his journey.
How is Rammus a weird dog? He's got to be an S tier. He would always agree with you, he would do whatever you want to. He probably is not going to be late anywhere. He has to be somewhere high.
Nah bro Pantheon gotta be higher, that man will motivate you and build you up on that first date. I'll go out of that date motivated to be better for the second date and so on
Def was a little too low I just assumed he was too obsessed with climbing mount targon and killing the gods to want to settle down and date. Sure he's a good guy, but kinda thought he would just be preoccupied mentally with his task during the date
@@Nate150K Just imagine telling your story or problems and Pantheon just, gives you a motivational speech or a pep talk with nice food, not even nice food maybe just a picnic with a nice view or whatever. I dunno I just over fixate on personality and cause he's hot......BUT HOW IS GRAGAS HIGHER!?
I mean.... maybe? Was the convo romantic or philosophical? I simply don't know. Might be a cool dude to talk to in a chill place but i just assumed he wasn't a very romantically tuned person
I just started play this game without knowing what is it actually. I had money for my first champion. When I saw Aphelios I said:,,Bro you gonna be mine. You are cute and look powerfull❤" then I was super confused about him, but he us still my main champ.
I think Tryndamere could have been a bit higher, since he does have a very functional relationship with Ashe. Seeing the two of them together in the newest cinematic was really cool, because her appearance made the undying rage stop.
Yeah fair point honestly. We just didn't think there was that much to him besides he's Ashe's fiancé and since Trynd is single in this hypothetical we didn't think there was much of him to go off on.
Alright, hear me out on Malphite. . . We know he's a softy from the lore he's involved in. He'd be able to tell you about so many things since he's been alive for who know how long. He's a caring father with his son Chipp. His son looks up to him, so you know he's a good guy. Plus, he could show you the most amazing sights since he can literally lift you up to mountain height.
please tell me you'll do a meme version by ranking the monsters too...please, i think you guys would have the funniest opinions on it if it's just memeing
Ya'll made a good point with Zilean. I'd honestly put him at the very top. He'd take you on the most magical adventure and he'd be having as much fun as you are.
I mean, aphelios takes a poison to become mute temporarily He can talk just fine *or* he can have his sister watching over him and sending weapon drops, which would be useless for a date
Taric below Rakan let alone below Lucian is absolutely criminal and CRAZY. Taric is definitely S tier and absolutely above Rakan. Have you seen how many voicelines Rakan has where he literally JUST talks about himself and how incredible and amazing he is (or about Xayah and it's almost hinted at the fact that he's a dunce)? I know it's said that he's passionate and charismatic and shit but from his ingame voicelines alone he's genuinely on the same level as Draven, Ezreal and Akshan.
"Sometimes Being Quiet Is Better" Meanwhile, Aphelios and Hwei, getting shit on, Whilst being the hottest men in the game. Ezreal is hot too but I'd rather die then talk to him.
Funny how put Aphelios on B cse he "can't talk" when he LITERALY CAN, hes just DRINKING VENON to have a connection with Alune in game. My boy deserved Better.
3:22 As someone who selfships with Aphelios you're so real for that, thank you Wonder! I think he would be a super sweet boyffriend, a bit clumsy cause he's not used to romance e as a Lunari, but does his best anyways. That scenario honestly sounds exactly like one of the many headcanons posts I read about him on tumblr lol (Also uh, now I'm thinking of you guys reading some league of legends x reader fanfics for a video, theres a lot of cute ones on tumblr for Phel, Hwei, Kayn, Sett etc..)
Taric would take you on a beautiful date and tell you how beautiful you are and show you so many beautiful things u guys dont even know he goes into S so easily would be the best date ever...
21:50 Why Ivern is not a weird rock but Maokai is? Aren’t both trees? Also i find it funny that some not human characters you consider them like Galio or Ivern but others don’t. Like why Ornn but no Nasus?
2 things Bard would not care about you the date would be you being ignored and 5 min in he would run away and leave you behind unless you are a magic artefact bard give 0 f about you. And ezreal should be higher he is not full of himself he is insecure and tries to compesate he would try way too hard to please you.
Ok, but Asol was actually done giga dirty, especially with bard so high. Like, you'd go on a first date and he'd just be like: "cute, wanna see the edge of the universe? See that nebula? I made it." Bro's literally god, you think he couldn't protect you from space? He's prolly just snap a galaxy into existence in your image just to flex and show off. And you'd love it. Also the more you compliment him the more he'd do for you just to prove he can. He's also sassy, funny and overall a giga mood. I'd put him S x) but i'd understand a B objective placement, definetely not lower >:(.
I agree with Ezreal's placement but for a different reason. I think Ezreal is a fundamentally misunderstood character, and his attention seeking is a desire for validation after being abandoned. I don't think he should move up though, because he needs to work on himself
Yone is IMO the sexiest male champ, and I like him as a character too. It's just a shame that Yone players have completely ruined him for me. XD But then the high noon skin made me think he was cool again... So now he's back in my good graces. Yes I agree Braum is S tier, but I also think Taric is S. Yone deserves an A IMO. Lucian deserves S for being a good husband to Senna. He is extremely faithfull. He waited many years just to free her from Tresh lantern.
Guess that goes to show you that it doesn't matter if you can time travel/planar travel, or you are rich, at the end of the day a fit nice guy is still going to beat you out on a date.
Now hold up, ya'll did Vlad dirty. Have you READ his lore story and bio? Bro has garden filled with the rarest flowers and creatures. He also respects all skills and walks of life, and has that vampire lord charisma. He will take you on a date on his estate and make you feel like the most important person in the world.
Let me honest the only thing that surprised me is that trynda and udyr got disrespected like that . Udyr has a daughter (sejuani) and trynda has a wife (ashe) like dude at least they have dated.(Also udyr had a relationship with lee sin after the rework)
Ok I looked into it. Didn't know any of this going forward but apparently Udyr is Sej's "adopted" father (a thing they do in Frejlord). Also from the wiki: "Despite accepting his aid, Sejuani was weary of Udyr, having heard the stories of his bloodlust and uncontrollable power." So idk if anything Udyr should be lower... Also we assumed for the men that had relationships with other champs like Lucian, their counterpart (Senna in this example) does not exist for this date to occur in this hypothetical. Tyrnd outside of Ashe is very boring and lacks proper lore development. Lucian is a cool dude without Senna.
To be fair, we ranked Katarina in A tier as well. Since Garen and Kat are kinda a thing, felt like they should at least be in the same tier. Also I don't actually think Garen is as 1 dimensional as he might seem
As a Viego simp I 100% agree. Viego the type of dude to get drunk at a bar and start talking about his ex and it just gets progressively sadder and more uncomfortable.
I will defend tahm, dude is a demon yes, but he has constantly tricked hundreds of peoples with his personality, so for him dating you to do a contract of some kind? Yeah dude might pull one of the sweetest dates, right before he kills you
the lack of monsterf*ckers in these discord calls shows :'( (also gangplank also canonically lays pipe, he dated ILLAOI and you KNOW she's got high standards) (also-also, i think the first Swain date would be WEIRDLY good because he already ran ten thousand background checks on you and knows EVERYTHING about you. dating the guy who controls the demon of secrets is like dating the CIA chief or something. at some point you'd roll an insight check, like "WHY is this date so... weirdly perfectly curated to my interests and needs?") edit: the final list of S-tiers is definitively correct tho
Starting off with a near immediate red flag; Arelion Sol isnt ranked. He wouldn't be S or anything, the date would be great but purely so he can convince you to take the crown off of him. But he's capable of comprehending what a date even is, so like. Thats better then some of the fuckers that ended up in F. Not Fizz though. Fizz pretends to understand what a date is so he can prank you by, like. Dropping you into a shark's mouth or something. I do like the implication that Jax is a trans man since he lacks a "Real weapon" (the weapon is his penis), but pipebomb to the dude who was just using him to get to irelia. Like not even in the mailbox I'm chucking that one at him its personal now. Anyways Kled goes in weird dog because lets face it, your date wouldn't be with Kled, it would be with his lizard dog, because that thing is smarter and would probably like your company for the hour or so it gets lost from kled. Rumble should have been rated because he'd be F-tier. He'd take you to the scrap yard and have you sort through trash with him, then you get tetnis from a rusty toaster and you'd wish you went on a date with one of the fucks that kills you because that'd be a less painful experience. "He won't annoy you" to the carbon copy of fucking sun wukong? The guy so annoying the Budda himself kicked his shit in? Anyways; you know whats coming. I warned you about what would happen should lord veigar not make second place. (Even lord veigar must concede; Braum.) He even has a mansion and hundreds of servants and you dare you refuse to even look his way? Pipe. Bombs.
to this day, will never get the obsession with Jhin, but that aside this was the best tier list i highly disagree with talon, but that's 150% just my bias Riot made him boring af so i can't even argue
Yeah Talon could 100% be a cool dude, Riot just gives him nothing so, default dude it is. And yeah we gave Jhin a big boost by assuming first date isn't enough time for him to decide he would potentially kill you
You know the video is about to be good when the first words you hear are
"I kidnapped my friends "
Zilean is so valid. Like besides the time travel shit, he's not fucking crazy or egotistical. He might be a little focused on saving Icathia but I mean I'm sure he'd at least make the one hour date interesting and fun
Dude Zilean sleeper OP in game and in the dating world.
@@Nate150Kyes he is, I just wish wasn't so anime and money hungry, all while not bringing back fan favorite content or whatever
Its ironic that people would date a psychopath like Jhin that will 100% kill you rather than people who actually are kind and hard working lke J4 ,Xin and Shen .
But the thrill though... 😏
If we're talking first date, Jhin will absolutely treat you. He'll 100% kill you after a few dates, but he's gonna wait a bit for the drama.
@@AxolotlDreams-u-just make sure you dont show up to the fourth date
@@thatsawesomeithink he's gonna find you regardless
but j4 is the king of a genocidal country :/
not sure that's *dateable* tbh
OBJECTION!!!! Viktor has never been one to try and push people into his ideals, homie literally has a side story where he was shown to *offer* a procedure (medicine) to remove a child's fear of his bullies but stated the choice is and always will be his alone, Viktor is merely the one who hands it out
Hmm 🤔 I guess since Viktor in arcane was left on a cliffhanger we just assumed he was leaning towards old league Viktor
But either way if that's true, very valid
Yeah, thats on riot for they're inconsistent writing for Viktor, like in one story he's evil, while in another he's effectively a humanitarian providing the poor and sick free cybernetics.
Maybe when he was operating on his brain he gave himself bipolar disorder or something, idk
I AM SO MAD ABOUT ATREUS. HE WOULD BE THE MOST LOYAL DOWN TO EARTH DUDE AND HE’S JACKED
Look he IS jacked! 😭 But I swear Atreus would have no interest in dating. We had like a 2 minute discussion cut about his lore and we basically just agreed he would be a normal dude, but preoccupied with his mission the whole time. ...maybe above ezreal still in hindsight 😅
You say ‘God this food is good!’ And he goes on an hour long rant
I actually think you were right with Ornn in S but he has to scale in the relationship
F-tier dater but S-tier partner
Keep cooking Nate
Ty man ty!
Also yeah Ornn is S tier dude if he's already on your side. Not much of a peoples person outside of that
Naaaaaaaaaaaah, you can't disrespect Panth like that.
I can't believe he, of all people, loses to Akshan.
In hindsight he's probably better than Akshan yeah🫠
Him losing to ez tho? brooo
*sad Sperm Shot noise*
If Gragas ain't S tier things will happen. This ENTIRE tierlist is wrong. WARCRIME of a video.
A bit mad about jax since the dude has been out in runeterra finding people and bars, the dude will definitely protect you while sharing everything in his journey.
Hey, he made it to A tier I think that's pretty good considering the S tiers he's against!
there's no way he's going to stay anywhere near braum
I was so worried nasus would end up in weird dog after seeing the first few minutes....
But of course a new tier appears just for him 😂
Cool dog 😎
@@Nate150K*WUT DA DOG DOIN?*
Just saying.... galio is one of the few champs to have canonical dated multiple times... and he has a sweet and innocent heart.
Galio is a chill dude. Just assumed dating a mountain sized person was gonna be tricky. Also he dated before? 😳
Dated what?? A building?
@@kevinlobos5519 Crag-beast, I guess they want to try out his passive....😏
Gangplank 100% would be talking about Illaoi half the date and comparing you to her.
Oh yeah good point... Didnt think he'd be the type to bring up an ex but i guess he could be
5:04 Man, I LOVE how she says something sweet and then Dunk turns it into a joke. Now that is synergy
Wonder has been such an awesome guest its so cool to see how well everyone gets along when we do these videos!
And they forget Rakan's line when he kills Xayah "HELLO WORLD, I'M SINGLE NOW!" WOULD YOU REALLY DATE SOMEONE LIKE THAT HUH?!?!
Omg you're right... 🫨
She refused to sign the divorce papers. It was simply the next logical step.
I do believe that LoR has taught us that Draven is cannonically Bisexual. He's down for anyone who can recognize how great he is.
I can see that honestly
How is Rammus a weird dog? He's got to be an S tier. He would always agree with you, he would do whatever you want to. He probably is not going to be late anywhere. He has to be somewhere high.
Ok 😎
Man my chest hurts from how much I was laughing for the entire video send help XD
Thank you thank you! Glad you enjoyed 😁
I realize now a lot of male champs are just…. Animals
Like volibear
And khazix is just a bug
Dates will them will just feel like Animal Planet
Yeah, almost all champions that not humans, Yordles or Vastaya, are male. Rek'sai and Naafiri are the only exceptions I can think of.
The raw footage of this episode was about 2.5 hours because there were just so many male monsters we ended up just tossing in weird dog 😅
Nah bro Pantheon gotta be higher, that man will motivate you and build you up on that first date. I'll go out of that date motivated to be better for the second date and so on
Def was a little too low
I just assumed he was too obsessed with climbing mount targon and killing the gods to want to settle down and date. Sure he's a good guy, but kinda thought he would just be preoccupied mentally with his task during the date
@@Nate150K Just imagine telling your story or problems and Pantheon just, gives you a motivational speech or a pep talk with nice food, not even nice food maybe just a picnic with a nice view or whatever. I dunno I just over fixate on personality and cause he's hot......BUT HOW IS GRAGAS HIGHER!?
Idk man Yorick is at least canonically interesting enough that Illaoi stayed up all night talking to him. Sounds like a good first date to me :D
I mean.... maybe? Was the convo romantic or philosophical? I simply don't know. Might be a cool dude to talk to in a chill place but i just assumed he wasn't a very romantically tuned person
Ivern is ballin' tho
He does have rizz AND is also ballin wait you're right...
At least Jhin wouldnt kill you before the fourth date!
Exactly! :)
How dare you put mantheon so low
I will never hear the end of this one 😭😭😭
I just started play this game without knowing what is it actually. I had money for my first champion. When I saw Aphelios I said:,,Bro you gonna be mine. You are cute and look powerfull❤" then I was super confused about him, but he us still my main champ.
I think Tryndamere could have been a bit higher, since he does have a very functional relationship with Ashe. Seeing the two of them together in the newest cinematic was really cool, because her appearance made the undying rage stop.
Yeah fair point honestly. We just didn't think there was that much to him besides he's Ashe's fiancé and since Trynd is single in this hypothetical we didn't think there was much of him to go off on.
Alright, hear me out on Malphite. . .
We know he's a softy from the lore he's involved in. He'd be able to tell you about so many things since he's been alive for who know how long.
He's a caring father with his son Chipp. His son looks up to him, so you know he's a good guy.
Plus, he could show you the most amazing sights since he can literally lift you up to mountain height.
Some of his dandruff falls on you and you die
Ok but Pantheon's voice lines... "I will remember your name and shout it to the heavens"
That's HOT
T-thats not false
All the S tiers are supports. What could that mean? 🤔🤔
please tell me you'll do a meme version by ranking the monsters too...please, i think you guys would have the funniest opinions on it if it's just memeing
Ya'll made a good point with Zilean. I'd honestly put him at the very top. He'd take you on the most magical adventure and he'd be having as much fun as you are.
the fact that the mobile game character that jarvan iv is being compared to is more interesting that him says a lot lol
bro aphelios is a fuckin mute and hes over MANTHEON??
This was perhaps the greatest oversight... :/
I mean, aphelios takes a poison to become mute temporarily
He can talk just fine *or* he can have his sister watching over him and sending weapon drops, which would be useless for a date
Taric below Rakan let alone below Lucian is absolutely criminal and CRAZY.
Taric is definitely S tier and absolutely above Rakan. Have you seen how many voicelines Rakan has where he literally JUST talks about himself and how incredible and amazing he is (or about Xayah and it's almost hinted at the fact that he's a dunce)? I know it's said that he's passionate and charismatic and shit but from his ingame voicelines alone he's genuinely on the same level as Draven, Ezreal and Akshan.
"Sometimes Being Quiet Is Better" Meanwhile, Aphelios and Hwei, getting shit on, Whilst being the hottest men in the game. Ezreal is hot too but I'd rather die then talk to him.
Okay there's charming quiet and then moody quiet I think 😅
Funny how put Aphelios on B cse he "can't talk" when he LITERALY CAN, hes just DRINKING VENON to have a connection with Alune in game.
My boy deserved Better.
Aint no way kayn is in not in S. Bro is not only sexy but has an ancient being inside of him giving him a thousand years of rizz experience xD
Bard is literally a glowing light made of different objects, how is he NOT weird dog (No hate for Bard, I adore him)
Azir didn't betray his friend. It was Xerarh who betrayed and killed him
3:22 As someone who selfships with Aphelios you're so real for that, thank you Wonder!
I think he would be a super sweet boyffriend, a bit clumsy cause he's not used to romance e as a Lunari, but does his best anyways. That scenario honestly sounds exactly like one of the many headcanons posts I read about him on tumblr lol (Also uh, now I'm thinking of you guys reading some league of legends x reader fanfics for a video, theres a lot of cute ones on tumblr for Phel, Hwei, Kayn, Sett etc..)
Aww this was a sweet comment :) Glad you enjoyed! Also good idea for a video XD
@@Nate150K i love phel alot and im very normal about him (im literally dating him/j) so videos like this just make me smile :))
that Taric placement??? gonna find you stg... put him back in S tier NOW!!!!
Taric would take you on a beautiful date and tell you how beautiful you are and show you so many beautiful things u guys dont even know he goes into S so easily would be the best date ever...
21:50
Why Ivern is not a weird rock but Maokai is? Aren’t both trees?
Also i find it funny that some not human characters you consider them like Galio or Ivern but others don’t. Like why Ornn but no Nasus?
Cause ivern has rizz 😎
Also LMAO yeah look some monster dudes just mesh better than others 😏
as a support main i see the s tier as a complete w
It is fucking insane that Pantheon is not A or S
I'm over here giggling at the fact that when Sett was placed he ended up right above his boyfriend (Aphelios)
2 things Bard would not care about you the date would be you being ignored and 5 min in he would run away and leave you behind unless you are a magic artefact bard give 0 f about you.
And ezreal should be higher he is not full of himself he is insecure and tries to compesate he would try way too hard to please you.
Nah I feel like Hwei’s date would be like rlly intimate
God bless you Nate for fighting for the short queens and kings of League, the superior race: Yordles.
Someone's gotta look out for the short queens and kings
@@Nate150KDefending your own short kind, respect
Ok, but Asol was actually done giga dirty, especially with bard so high. Like, you'd go on a first date and he'd just be like: "cute, wanna see the edge of the universe? See that nebula? I made it." Bro's literally god, you think he couldn't protect you from space? He's prolly just snap a galaxy into existence in your image just to flex and show off. And you'd love it. Also the more you compliment him the more he'd do for you just to prove he can. He's also sassy, funny and overall a giga mood. I'd put him S x) but i'd understand a B objective placement, definetely not lower >:(.
Tbh I feel like it's an ego thing there. He knows how damn strong he is and I feel like he would be incredibly hard to connect with.
PANTHEON IS LITERALLY GIGA CHAD
ILLAOI DESERVED S!!! It's always a transformative experience not matter how the date goes, isn't that amazing?
I agree with Ezreal's placement but for a different reason. I think Ezreal is a fundamentally misunderstood character, and his attention seeking is a desire for validation after being abandoned. I don't think he should move up though, because he needs to work on himself
Azir had a girlfriend who he betrayed? Azir had a wife! Also, Akshan has one of the best personalities in the game.
Yone is IMO the sexiest male champ, and I like him as a character too. It's just a shame that Yone players have completely ruined him for me. XD
But then the high noon skin made me think he was cool again... So now he's back in my good graces. Yes I agree Braum is S tier, but I also think Taric is S. Yone deserves an A IMO. Lucian deserves S for being a good husband to Senna. He is extremely faithfull. He waited many years just to free her from Tresh lantern.
the fizz slander is UNREAL
Give us your fizz defense 😂
@@Nate150K He can 100% get you wet.
How dare you put Hwei and Aphelios so low, JUSTICE FOR THE EMO TWINKS
hwei not being at A with jhin is insane
Hey I'd say mid high B tier is fine :)
Evanescence isn't everyone's cup of tea ☕
Hear me out
Yone's pullout game has gotta be amazing
😳
Guess that goes to show you that it doesn't matter if you can time travel/planar travel, or you are rich, at the end of the day a fit nice guy is still going to beat you out on a date.
Now hold up, ya'll did Vlad dirty. Have you READ his lore story and bio? Bro has garden filled with the rarest flowers and creatures. He also respects all skills and walks of life, and has that vampire lord charisma.
He will take you on a date on his estate and make you feel like the most important person in the world.
The Jhin face thing, it isn't cannon, it was made as reference by an artist. His real face may not look like that.
Fun fact: the Jhin face is non-cannon
Is it actually?
@@Nate150K the pic you showed is concept are for the Zed comic. (Great vid btw)
ORNN MY BOY THEY MASSACRED YOU
I am so happy to see the Rek'sai comment about her eating babies as it means my comment stuck with you from the last video:)
LMAO it definitely did XD
Fizz is just the Vaporeon of League...
broo yone has so much potential
Bro is dead man💀
@@Nate150K just imagine spirit blossom yone, you and him next to a blossom tree (the date location), you have to admit he has potential man
zac deserved better
Let me honest the only thing that surprised me is that trynda and udyr got disrespected like that . Udyr has a daughter (sejuani) and trynda has a wife (ashe) like dude at least they have dated.(Also udyr had a relationship with lee sin after the rework)
Ok I looked into it. Didn't know any of this going forward but apparently Udyr is Sej's "adopted" father (a thing they do in Frejlord). Also from the wiki: "Despite accepting his aid, Sejuani was weary of Udyr, having heard the stories of his bloodlust and uncontrollable power."
So idk if anything Udyr should be lower...
Also we assumed for the men that had relationships with other champs like Lucian, their counterpart (Senna in this example) does not exist for this date to occur in this hypothetical. Tyrnd outside of Ashe is very boring and lacks proper lore development. Lucian is a cool dude without Senna.
Braum is just HIM
Braum and Bard are S I’m happy.
As they should be :)
Hold the fuck up
Why the hell is GAREN in A?
Yall keep talking about other people being boring, while the king of being boring is sitting pretty in A?
S tier is pretty cracked though
To be fair, we ranked Katarina in A tier as well. Since Garen and Kat are kinda a thing, felt like they should at least be in the same tier. Also I don't actually think Garen is as 1 dimensional as he might seem
As a Viego simp I 100% agree. Viego the type of dude to get drunk at a bar and start talking about his ex and it just gets progressively sadder and more uncomfortable.
100% yeah XD
Malphite is gonna be good on the third date. I mean, he’s rock hard
rock solid :)
Love the vid, proud of the work nate!
Thank you so much!
*Tick tack tick tack*
Jokes aside, the quality is *chefs kiss*
Pantheon placement is... interesting
Also can confirm I did NOT choke on toes
BIG we take those
Ty ty!
I will defend tahm, dude is a demon yes, but he has constantly tricked hundreds of peoples with his personality, so for him dating you to do a contract of some kind? Yeah dude might pull one of the sweetest dates, right before he kills you
Commenting for the algorithm
Ty kind sir ❤️
Smash, all of them.
At the same time.
(something something top diff...)
the lack of monsterf*ckers in these discord calls shows :'(
(also gangplank also canonically lays pipe, he dated ILLAOI and you KNOW she's got high standards)
(also-also, i think the first Swain date would be WEIRDLY good because he already ran ten thousand background checks on you and knows EVERYTHING about you. dating the guy who controls the demon of secrets is like dating the CIA chief or something. at some point you'd roll an insight check, like "WHY is this date so... weirdly perfectly curated to my interests and needs?")
edit: the final list of S-tiers is definitively correct tho
Bard in S tier is based
He gets it
Also Matt has been and always will be an S+ tier man 😌
This tier list needs more girls/gays ranking them tbh
Bed time with rengar would go feral. Just saying
LOL, aye you got that 🫡
Azir didnt betray xerath xerath betrayed azir
they havent read Trundle in Freljord smh
"If you wanna fix him" LMAO?
Starting off with a near immediate red flag; Arelion Sol isnt ranked.
He wouldn't be S or anything, the date would be great but purely so he can convince you to take the crown off of him. But he's capable of comprehending what a date even is, so like.
Thats better then some of the fuckers that ended up in F.
Not Fizz though. Fizz pretends to understand what a date is so he can prank you by, like. Dropping you into a shark's mouth or something.
I do like the implication that Jax is a trans man since he lacks a "Real weapon" (the weapon is his penis), but pipebomb to the dude who was just using him to get to irelia.
Like not even in the mailbox I'm chucking that one at him its personal now.
Anyways Kled goes in weird dog because lets face it, your date wouldn't be with Kled, it would be with his lizard dog, because that thing is smarter and would probably like your company for the hour or so it gets lost from kled.
Rumble should have been rated because he'd be F-tier. He'd take you to the scrap yard and have you sort through trash with him, then you get tetnis from a rusty toaster and you'd wish you went on a date with one of the fucks that kills you because that'd be a less painful experience.
"He won't annoy you" to the carbon copy of fucking sun wukong? The guy so annoying the Budda himself kicked his shit in?
Anyways; you know whats coming.
I warned you about what would happen should lord veigar not make second place.
(Even lord veigar must concede; Braum.)
He even has a mansion and hundreds of servants and you dare you refuse to even look his way?
Pipe. Bombs.
Your pipe bombs are gonna have to wait in line after this video :(
flip the whole list and that's my list tbh
fuck yeah weird dog is back
to this day, will never get the obsession with Jhin, but that aside this was the best tier list
i highly disagree with talon, but that's 150% just my bias
Riot made him boring af so i can't even argue
Yeah Talon could 100% be a cool dude, Riot just gives him nothing so, default dude it is.
And yeah we gave Jhin a big boost by assuming first date isn't enough time for him to decide he would potentially kill you
As an Akshan lover, I totally understand bard being so high, but WHY GRAGAS-
Cause Gragas is that dude 😎
Booger below murderer 🤔
isnt sett underage?
best league channel out
Thank you man! :D
"Gwen is 1 year old, so you can't date her."
"Blitzcrank is 6 years old, but he's fine..."
What is wrong with these people?
Bro maybe you're right... Gotta look inward and fix ourselves 😞
Akshan S tier period.
Hmm idk we just don't see the "bard potential" on Akshan 😔
SKARNER IS A ROCK
this is definitely a list…
A *correct* list
Im fine with yous putting Akshan so low but why do you guys have to mention it so often lol
Unlucky for him he was one of the first on the list, just ended up being the butt of every other joke 😅
IM FUCKING READY BABY
shame talon has no lore, my boy has been disrespected by riot
Talon seems like an interesting dude in the Katarina comics but we just didn't have a lot to go off of yeah sadly
Didn’t Xerath betray Azir not the other way around?
Yeah I think we got it mixed up
Either way, still don't think Azir should be much higher tbh