Joshimuz comments starter pack: “Why did you blow up Ryder’s car?” “Where is true100%+?!” “How many times have you completed this game/don’t you ever get bored of this game?”
No, it did not. Max Health does not increase current health. For example, if you do Paramedic Missions, your Max Health will be increased to its maximum value, but your current health will stay the same, unless you save the game, eat something, etc. Your current health will stay the same, even as Max Health increases.
12:28 shoulda used those for this video! A nice lil red arrow and some cancerous capitalization in the title. That's how you print the money via UA-cam, right?
I'm sure my UA-cam manager... if I had one... would tell me to do that. Another annoying trend I see lately is the "DID YOU KNOW ONLY 30% OF MY VIEWERS ARE SUBSCRIBED!?!" with a print screen of the UA-cam analytics page, like yeah, everyone has that ratio for christ sake.
Hello, recently some of your videos have appeared, and the truth is that you are very good at the game, the tricks you do to pass the cinematics and all that, greetings from Argentina
All that money that Rockstar have after super successful gta franchise are going to that one particular pilot, that constantly trying to kill Joshs' runs 4:59 That's so hilarious, neverending battle.
Hey Joshimuz, what will I do to complete the game? Im at 98.67% to complete the whole game, and I finished all of the tags, oysters, the horshoes, all of the races, the trucking, train, training schools and deliveries. Idk why I cannot finish the whole game
The crash at 5:28 is really confusing. CJ only says road rage lines when the vehicle he's driving gets damaged by hitting another ped's vehicle. If the car were all proof for example, he would never say anything if he crashed into peds because it wouldn't damage the car. But it sounds like he said a line despite the vehicle not getting damaged at all. Weird stuff happens in SA every day.
i think the game checks component damage instead of vehicle health. So there are situations where you hit the wall and nothing on your car gets damaged but the car itself receives damage. I think thats why sometimes Josh can get away with crashes like this, where nothing visual is damaged on the car.
@@rainrandomnumber That's true, none of the parts getting damaged but still losing health would be like the equivalent of shooting at a vehicle. But doesn't the DA Merit losing health still make you have to repair it? I'm not entirely sure. I don't really know any of the game's code and all my experience comes from testing the game's limits since I was a kid, lol.
@@JesusIsTheWay59 in vcs it works like this, it just duplicates the player during cutscenes This can be proven by the mission "blitzkrieg strikes 2" where there's a cutscene with Lance saying "hello mr M4, M 4 motherfucker", you can trigger the explode cars cheat and both Vic and Lance will die from the explosion but you can still skip the cutscene and continue the mission as if nothing happened. I'm not sure if SA uses the same mechanic
Hey, where can I download the game which works fine? Mine always do the same. I open the game and I can't click on anything. I have to delete it and install again...
I don't get it. He's nearby a Pizza Parlor or a safe house, like literally ten meters away & he doesn't go there, instead he insists to take the risk & get killed.
@@realcartoongirl thats why I said "probably". There is a softlock in Fender Ketchup which can be fixed this way, so I thought it might work for this problem too.
@@FakeLeffty So you want him to spam same jokes like "blow up rider's car" or "where is true 100%" more? Funny or not at least he tried different, or you can just simply ignore it rather than being rude out of nowhere.
@@manticore3539 Where did I say that I want him to spam, or write repetitive jokes? Did you fell of your high horse and hit your head by any chance? Also why should I ignore his comment? He clearly wanted some attention, I'm just helping him realize, that he is not funny.
Joshimuz comments starter pack:
“Why did you blow up Ryder’s car?”
“Where is true100%+?!”
“How many times have you completed this game/don’t you ever get bored of this game?”
All you had to do...
But where is True100%+? :(
That would actually be an interesting stat though, how many times HAS he finished GTA:SA during all these years?
Does Old Reese still run the barbershop?
CJ101
Its been 16 years, this game still manages to impress
This guy is legendary for still playing and having fun exploring gta san Andreas!!
@Allie Job tm🙃
“fun”
I have fun playing San Andreas in 2020.
Yesssir him and Hugo1one are the real GOATS of this games.
SNEAX GAMING “exploring”
CJ: *wont follow the damn train*
Big Smoke: "Fine, I'll do it myself"
8:32
Josh, you forgot to say that only a small percentage of viewers are actually subscribed
hmmm
ok
Ikr, he would have like 400k subs if people actually subscribed
@@waugust ...I'm being sarcastic.
Dream
1:52
This reminded me of DayZ standalone, where you could break your legs some times by falling like 1cm off the ground
Ladders of doom
good ol' dayz. climb a rock the size of a pebble -> thighbone snaps immediately
kids in 2020 be like
9:33 I like how he goes further back every time
that +max health really helped with the ballas
I don't care
neither do i lol
No, it did not. Max Health does not increase current health. For example, if you do Paramedic Missions, your Max Health will be increased to its maximum value, but your current health will stay the same, unless you save the game, eat something, etc. Your current health will stay the same, even as Max Health increases.
@@LGaragem ok good to know
4:10 makes the jump but of course Josh lands in such a way it kills him😂
14:45 yay, I made it into the highlights
Hey josh, wanted to let you know that i love your blind playthrough of gta san andreas
12:28 shoulda used those for this video! A nice lil red arrow and some cancerous capitalization in the title. That's how you print the money via UA-cam, right?
I'm sure my UA-cam manager... if I had one... would tell me to do that.
Another annoying trend I see lately is the "DID YOU KNOW ONLY 30% OF MY VIEWERS ARE SUBSCRIBED!?!" with a print screen of the UA-cam analytics page, like yeah, everyone has that ratio for christ sake.
@@Joshimuz Or for some reason every title has the video length in it. Like "San Andreas being a hell of a game for 16 minutes and 46 seconds"
@@Joshimuz r
@@DiskoSpider Didn't CinemaSins start this trend many YEARS ago?
@@Joshimuz Dream
It's about time
11:02 What an unfortunate plot twist
Smoke took the "follow the damn train" too seriously
Hello, recently some of your videos have appeared, and the truth is that you are very good at the game, the tricks you do to pass the cinematics and all that, greetings from Argentina
1:50 lmfao i was waiting the whole time for him to die but even i didn't expect him to die from THAT!
When josh is using the secret debug mode to fly the hydra with voice commands.
The more Josh dies inside, the more sentient the game becomes
finally i can eat my ton of fish and chips and drink five litres of tea watching josh's highlights
TEA OVERDOSE
I love how joshimuz laugh at 1:55
dude i laughed so hard when that car hit Denise hahahaah
1:53
When you ram your pinkie finger on the furniture
Watching this at my break at work, time well spent
Josh and his highlights are the only things capable of making me laugh in such a bleak moment.
Hope you’re doing well nowadays
Another speedrun highlights
Another popcorn for me
4:58 "this is why this game is horrible for running ads" Kappa
i swear with every next stream you just find more and more ridiculous and hilarious ways to die and i love it
The legend is back
Was he gone?
@@lbnlrl7542 no
All that money that Rockstar have after super successful gta franchise are going to that one particular pilot, that constantly trying to kill Joshs' runs 4:59 That's so hilarious, neverending battle.
8:52 the second I saw you heading towards him, I knew what was gonna happen.... :D
7:57 wasn't that a bullet?
Yeeeeaaaah boiiii another one of theze
Another one of theze boiz
7:50 is something that only Josh can achieve LOOL
Yeah, stream highlights i'm so happy, this video is very excellent. And in my birthday ! Thanks ! Hope to see you again and again in stream !
9:15 Your facial expressions speak louder than words ever could.
Didn't notice the plane in the thumbnail
Falls over 4 meters of height. No fall damage
A brisk hop to boat on the same height level. Broken ankles
8:53 smoke don't (the sequel)
Hey Joshimuz, what will I do to complete the game? Im at 98.67% to complete the whole game, and I finished all of the tags, oysters, the horshoes, all of the races, the trucking, train, training schools and deliveries. Idk why I cannot finish the whole game
your laugh gives me life man, keep it up!
I was here when youtube said no views. Where are my useless internet points?!
Damn, i miss these
3:17 i wonder if that max health buff saved him
no, it did not save him, since when you improve your maximum health it does not increase your life, it only increases the amount of life you can have.
May I ask what keyboard do you use?
Does Josh have a new microphone?
Just started watching your videos, have you ever tried to set a high record in vigilante levels?
What are your computer specs, Josh ?
Josh looking so fresh and happy, I love it
The crash at 5:28 is really confusing. CJ only says road rage lines when the vehicle he's driving gets damaged by hitting another ped's vehicle. If the car were all proof for example, he would never say anything if he crashed into peds because it wouldn't damage the car. But it sounds like he said a line despite the vehicle not getting damaged at all. Weird stuff happens in SA every day.
i think the game checks component damage instead of vehicle health. So there are situations where you hit the wall and nothing on your car gets damaged but the car itself receives damage. I think thats why sometimes Josh can get away with crashes like this, where nothing visual is damaged on the car.
@@rainrandomnumber That's true, none of the parts getting damaged but still losing health would be like the equivalent of shooting at a vehicle. But doesn't the DA Merit losing health still make you have to repair it? I'm not entirely sure. I don't really know any of the game's code and all my experience comes from testing the game's limits since I was a kid, lol.
How many times have you completed S.A?? Must be over 100
100? More like 10000
It's over 9000!
Not as much as people asking this same exact question
At least once
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Are you the guy who said
This is how physics work right?
Josh is really good at this game. the amount of balls he has lol
1:50 I think the waves might have moved the Dingy enough that it ran you over combined with your jump velocity
new mic?
you won't be stuck in the Denise cutscene forever.CJ will eventually starve to death.
Not in cutscenes?
@@Joshimuz I'm not *100%+* sure, but I think in those ingame-rendered cutscenes you are still vulnerable to the game mechanics.
@@Gigidag77 wow i didn't think about that before :d
@@Gigidag77 can someone confirm
@@JesusIsTheWay59 in vcs it works like this, it just duplicates the player during cutscenes
This can be proven by the mission "blitzkrieg strikes 2" where there's a cutscene with Lance saying "hello mr M4, M 4 motherfucker", you can trigger the explode cars cheat and both Vic and Lance will die from the explosion but you can still skip the cutscene and continue the mission as if nothing happened.
I'm not sure if SA uses the same mechanic
U deserve your ads to be watched. 1 ad the whole video??? I m sick of 16 ads in videos that last like 5 mins ffs. Good job, josh!
*checks thumbnail*
Hey...
All you had to do is to eat a damn snack, CJ!
i feel at home watching this
Hey, where can I download the game which works fine? Mine always do the same. I open the game and I can't click on anything. I have to delete it and install again...
you need some direct x 8 mouse dll thingie just search gta sa mouse fix
In Steam :)
This man lost a bet with the devil, now he ha to play GTA SA for eternity.
I'd rather play this game for all eternity than a lot of other games.
9:14 "Ryder! Not this again!"
Josh you are one insane lad, your dedication to this game is unhealthy lol
"Should I save"
Goes with his gut feeling and does next missions with no health
Ends up dying
you are welcome make sure you read some more comments and then reply of what you saw in the video next time too
@Allie its one of the first clips in the video.
josh has got a new mic ???
I was waiting for this
12:43 hey, that's me
Will you ever do a 100% Speedrun?
ua-cam.com/video/wXe-5mUeLC8/v-deo.html
@@Joshimuz alright I'll look forward to it. 😄
thanks for the video Josh !
THis is basically just a compliation of bruh moments
7:36 Huh. Why does Beat Down On B Dup have +7:*68*
11:20 if I’d get this kind of soft lock I’d just delete the game xD
Maybe Josh will get lucky and have a random plane crash kill the Snakehead on the cargo ship, like what happened in one of my playthroughs.
oh hey thanks!
I don't get it. He's nearby a Pizza Parlor or a safe house, like literally ten meters away & he doesn't go there, instead he insists to take the risk & get killed.
Speed
You didn't even use the thumbnail :(
Why so laggy?
2:58 France. France. France.
Oh hey thanks!
Dont mind Ryder he is coming through !
Funny as always, Joshie.
Never clicked faster
I've said it before... All we need is a little patience.
I love you joshimuz.I need a Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.:D
1:52 LMAO :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
I lmfaoo @7:38 😂🤣🤣🤣💀
Josh the unluckiest speedrunner.
this video is hilarious
Fun fact: He could probably have skipped the softlocked cutscene by holding down Shift or Space, which skips almost any cutscene, e.g. Fender Ketchup.
Yeah, no
but its not fun and not fact either
@@realcartoongirl thats why I said "probably". There is a softlock in Fender Ketchup which can be fixed this way, so I thought it might work for this problem too.
The very best xx
1:54 HAHAHAHA
Yes another highlights
I love your videos :)
I worry for you Josh,
in some of these clips you were laughing.. as if you were... having F-FUN
Josh should really try signing as rockstar game tester, because every bizzare things and ridiculous bugs always happen in his playthroughs lol..
Yeah, I get it's a joke, but can you not? You're not funny...
@@FakeLeffty But i am not trying to be funny? Just barely a jest. Why are you so butthurt over it?
@@FakeLeffty So you want him to spam same jokes like "blow up rider's car" or "where is true 100%" more? Funny or not at least he tried different, or you can just simply ignore it rather than being rude out of nowhere.
@@irvancrocs1753 Well... as I said, don't. Stop this repetitive shit already. Either think of something funny, or don't comment at all.
@@manticore3539 Where did I say that I want him to spam, or write repetitive jokes? Did you fell of your high horse and hit your head by any chance?
Also why should I ignore his comment? He clearly wanted some attention, I'm just helping him realize, that he is not funny.
Nice new mic, Josh
8:55 credits starts rolling
Very nice
BEWARE of the dinghy