"I want to meet someone on accident at a bar, and be like too fuckin drunk and just stick my tongue down their throat" Add predicting the future to Jessi's list of skills
I know i'm super late on this comment but hey, Jessi's busy so i'm rewatching her videos! Haha but i also noticed that and love watching her videos where she says about never wanting to get married and she doesn't believe in it and it's just not for her cause look at her now! She's such a fantastic wife and momma!
Aw she said she wanted to meet someone on accident in a bar, and she met Nassim outside a bar and 9 months after this video they are married with a child on the way😍
Jessi says that she just wants to bump into someone at a bar later storytime: met my boyfriend by bumping into him at a bar😐 even later storytime: he is now my fiance😊😊 DREAMS DO COME TRUE 😂
don't be hard on yourself! finding a guy isn't like finding a dress. you can't just be like eh whatever ill just make it work. no. this is someone you want to spend time with, confide in and be intimate with. you have STANDARDS and that's important!! don't ever say you're being picky!! i have lots of friends who are also sad that they are single and then think it's their fault. you seem totally fun and smart, you will just find that somebody who can make that connection with you. good luck and i wish you the best!! also your makeup is amazinggggg!! your lipstick kind of looks like kathleen's colourpop lipstick in taurus lol
I like how when you start off every video with "hey guys" in the tone like " im telling you another story of my fucked up life yeah it's happening ... sadly" I LOVE IT
"I wanna accidentally meet someone in a bar and be so drunk that I slip my tongue down their throat " Well congratulations, Jessi, that's how you met Naseem
Watching this video 8 months later while Jessis engaged and pregnant makes me so happy because it's like dw lil Jessi your life is gonna CHANGE and it'll be pretty great
So happy to have met the love of my life, organically, before tinder was even a thing. Jessi I bet you'll meet someone when you're not even expecting it! Love ya! 💕
Omg this is exactly why I always end up deleting Tinder like a day after I re-download it, I fucking hate those types of conversations. A guy once messaged me saying he was moving all the chairs out of his house so the only thing I had left to sit on was his face and I honestly almost married him. Maybe that says something about me as a person...
I love that you said you want to meet someone on accident at a bar drunk and stick your tongue down their throat in this video! And that's really similar to how you met your husband!!!!!!! So cute!! 🙌🏼🙌🏼😍😍
I love how your perfect way of meeting someone super drunk at a bar and making out with them actually happened and you married him and now have a little giraffe together honestly goals 😍💯
honestly Jessi I think you're the only UA-camr that deserves to be famous I always tell my friends and cousins to follow I showed one of your vids to my sis and she fell in love with you so I'm gonna keep trying for you cuz I love you 😘😍
I do normally lol but it would have been too messy in the video or at least that's what I thought at the time! Was trying to make it as organized as possible for editing
When I met my boyfriend now of 3 years, I was fucking smashed. It was at a party and I was taking shot after shot. Literally that night was the first night he had met me and He had to carry my lifeless wale body of the porch. Soon after he witnessed me puking in my best friends tub. Relationship goals.
fml i turned the volume WAY up to hear you and got distracted and then when the ending came on it was SO LOUD that i almost had a heart attack like my hearts racing
i thought this was really cute cuz she says she wants to meet someone at a bar and stick her tongue down their throat and i'm pretty sure she met her husband at a gay bar and then they started making out. seems like a success to me 😂
anyone notice her 'perfect date' of meeting someone at a bar and making out with them was similar to how she met her now-fiancé??? goals
Miranda Cowden omg 🤔🤔😱😱 lmao
I'm rewatching her videos and almost fell out my chair. She totally manifested this. I hope she sees this
"I just want to meet a guy at a bar and stick out tongues down our throats"
Story of how she met her current bf at a gay club 😂
paloma diaz exactly what I was thinking 🤔
Me THE FATHER OF HER BAYBE
THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING
I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING ITS CRAZY
Omg this is so cute I’m watching this in 2018 😭
"I want to meet someone on accident at a bar, and be like too fuckin drunk and just stick my tongue down their throat" Add predicting the future to Jessi's list of skills
Jazmin Nelson I noticed that lmaooo!
Jazmin Nelson i was looking for this xD
I noticed that, too!
I know i'm super late on this comment but hey, Jessi's busy so i'm rewatching her videos! Haha but i also noticed that and love watching her videos where she says about never wanting to get married and she doesn't believe in it and it's just not for her cause look at her now! She's such a fantastic wife and momma!
Plot twist!! 😂
Jesse go to 8:20 lmao you predicted your own future
“I want to meet someone by accident in a bar and stick my tongue down their throat” LEGITIMATELY HOW HER AND HER HUSBAND MET I SCREAM
Emily Blanshan 💜
Aw she said she wanted to meet someone on accident in a bar, and she met Nassim outside a bar and 9 months after this video they are married with a child on the way😍
The lighting and audio in this video make me want to jump off of my balcony and into rush hour traffic. IT'LL BE BETTER NEXT TIME I PROMISE
Living for your hair!
Bet you, you wont reply.
im early i love your videos and ur amzing youtuber and i can't wait for your channel to grow
love ya Jessie your funny AF
Your pretty as fuck but we literally have the same personality, one day if we meet, the world might end because of the destruction we create.
My boyfriend and I met on tinder, two years later I have a ring on my finger 😉 there's hope girl!
Teach me lol
I met my bf on Twitter and we've been together for 3 years lol
Yaaaas girl, the same!
I don't think that she wants to get married that quickly xD
I met my now husband on Chat Roulette xD I wasn't even trying to date anyone
Jessi says that she just wants to bump into someone at a bar
later storytime: met my boyfriend by bumping into him at a bar😐
even later storytime: he is now my fiance😊😊 DREAMS DO COME TRUE 😂
Julia norp later storytime: I’m pregnant
Julia norp later storytime: Baby Noah is born!!!
Even later story time: Pregnant with my rainbow baby 🌈👶🏻
Aweeee literally this just shows that you find someone when you least expect it .
Lol u foreshadowed meeting your husband in this video. "I wanna meet someone at a bar, too drunk and stick my tongue down their throat"😭💖
Omg "meeting a guy at a bar and sticking your tongue down his throat" AND THATS HOW YOU MET YOUR CURRENT BOYFRIEND
Nay nay... Her hubby
Jessi should go on MTV's Are You The One..
Whoa that would actually be amazing😶
Lol yes!!
I was just about to comment this lol
YES!! 😍😍😍
Yaaaass! Girl that's my show! Lol!
Omg yesssss!!!! She would be my fav!!
PLEASE make this a series!!!
"ooo fuckkk Matt!"
lol
i wanna know if they matched lol
+Emma Lee we didn't 💔
I would swipe right on you Jessi
Ya know what else your going to have. A lazy eyeball! Where are those glasses?!
+ThatGirlinLoveland she's got contacts now. she told us about them a few weeks?ish ago :)
don't be hard on yourself! finding a guy isn't like finding a dress. you can't just be like eh whatever ill just make it work. no. this is someone you want to spend time with, confide in and be intimate with. you have STANDARDS and that's important!! don't ever say you're being picky!! i have lots of friends who are also sad that they are single and then think it's their fault. you seem totally fun and smart, you will just find that somebody who can make that connection with you. good luck and i wish you the best!! also your makeup is amazinggggg!! your lipstick kind of looks like kathleen's colourpop lipstick in taurus lol
u wana meet "a guy drunk at a bar" organically. lol and now ur starting a life with a guy you met just like that! this made me happy.
Danae Chavarria ohh my god i was about to say that hahah ❤
I swear this has to be one of the funniest videos you've ever uploaded
and now, in January, 2017 Jessi is engaged and pregnant! it's amazing how just a little time can make life a miracle 💗
I like how when you start off every video with "hey guys" in the tone like " im telling you another story of my fucked up life yeah it's happening ... sadly" I LOVE IT
Dat makeup hella on fleek tho
“I just wanna meet someone by accident at a bar and be too fuckin drink and just stick my tongue down their throat” LITERALLY HOW SHE MET HER HUSBAND
JMFD was here.
Hey Jen!
For president!
omg I love you jen dent next to Jessi your my second favorite youtuber
A wild Jen appears
JENNNNNN
I love this. Exactly a year later and you've met that guy at a bar, have married him and are having his baby
Who agrees she should do a collab with Tanna💕❤️💕
tana.
yessss
Yes
yeeessss with gabbie too
Tana* 😋😋😋
can't belive how relatable you are omg
I tought I was the only one who dreads this type of cheesy and boring conversations at the start
"I wanna accidentally meet someone in a bar and be so drunk that I slip my tongue down their throat "
Well congratulations, Jessi, that's how you met Naseem
Watching this video 8 months later while Jessis engaged and pregnant makes me so happy because it's like dw lil Jessi your life is gonna CHANGE and it'll be pretty great
HELLO NEW VIDEO AT 7AM IN AUSTRALIA YASSS WAKE ME UP JESSSIEEEEEEE
It's almost midnight in Germany xD
+SB Akiko its 4:30 in America
2:33 pm in California
Where in america? I'm in Kentucky and its 5:41 pm now
11:54 in turkey
“Okay. Well, then you date them.”😂🙌🏼AMEN. You’re the best Jessi!!
I need a part 2 of this, as soon as possible.
Omg idk how I came across your videos but I've been watching them religiously since like three days and I can't stop!!!
Jessie predicted the way she was going to meet her baby daddy hahah !
When I'm having a shitty day I just binge watch your videos and clear my mind. You help me more than you'll ever know! You're awesome xoxo
So happy I'm this early! Love you Jessi 💓
Same😂
fuck yeah, me too
i love how she was saying she's not drunk at 9 am. but is drunk at 5 pm hahaha mid day. THIS IS WHY I WATCH YOU!
wait... there's something wrong with drinking at 9:41am? 😂
So happy to have met the love of my life, organically, before tinder was even a thing. Jessi I bet you'll meet someone when you're not even expecting it!
Love ya! 💕
My boyfriend said you're too good for everyone on tinder, and I agree honestly lmfao
"I love dating people that I already know". story. of. my. life.
how the hell can I have missed your channel until now?
Omg this is exactly why I always end up deleting Tinder like a day after I re-download it, I fucking hate those types of conversations. A guy once messaged me saying he was moving all the chairs out of his house so the only thing I had left to sit on was his face and I honestly almost married him. Maybe that says something about me as a person...
Also how the fuck is your hair always so shiny and beautiful, like can you stop
the irony of how you said you wanna meet someone at the end of this video made me laugh so hard lol
I LOVE YOUR MAKE UP!!! What are you wearing on your lips?
It's pretty!
she is so beautiful!
wearing lip stick
I think it's called lipstick
You guys are a bunch of fucktards...was that supposed be humorous and witty?
Jessi is one of the few UA-camrs that I watch that actually has me laughing out loud 😄
YESSS! Do more of this tender dating on here? lol I loved it & love your personality.
Your eyebrows and lip color are slaying me life! Love you Jessi!! 💕
When there's a trailer for "lights out" and your biggest fear is the dark and you can't skip it😇
a literal nightmare
I love that you said you want to meet someone on accident at a bar drunk and stick your tongue down their throat in this video! And that's really similar to how you met your husband!!!!!!! So cute!! 🙌🏼🙌🏼😍😍
This actually made me laugh hysterically hard.
THAT LIP COLOR LOOKS AMAZING ON YOU.
Tinder is the peak of boring conversations, and shitty spellers.
I love how your perfect way of meeting someone super drunk at a bar and making out with them actually happened and you married him and now have a little giraffe together honestly goals 😍💯
I laughed so hard during this video I accidentally unsubscribed from you. My life is over😑😂
Just resubscribe
+Bunnies are Not evil lol I know I was kidding
honestly Jessi I think you're the only UA-camr that deserves to be famous I always tell my friends and cousins to follow I showed one of your vids to my sis and she fell in love with you so I'm gonna keep trying for you cuz I love you 😘😍
What lipstick is she wearing cause oml
i believe it's Lolita by kat von d
Fernanda Arredondo kat von disease
It's actually really reassuring to know that tinder is equally as shitty for gorgeous people.
Maybe message a guy first??? I love you but come on, it shouldn't be all on them!
I do normally lol but it would have been too messy in the video or at least that's what I thought at the time! Was trying to make it as organized as possible for editing
+JessiSmiles ohh okay makes sense!
No her comment is there..
+JessiSmiles Lets get MARRIED!!!
+JessiSmiles lol how I edited a hard word 😭😂😂 anyway I love you
Jessi is goals. Face goals. Body goals. Voice goals. Best friend goals. Stop being perfect okay? You're making us normal people look bad.
When you have to explain a joke 😂
I love how she legit predicted her future and now she's going to be a mother I'm so proud
Jessi you need to go on The Bachelorette!
I love Jessi's makeup in this vid
"I'm going to go drink some more and then come back.."
Every time I go on tinder.
Every video her makeup is absolutely flawless.... Like woah
please keep us updated with your conversations with the guys
this was a fantastic video 😂😂 I totally look forward to the catch up video!! loving this "series" already
I'd do this too if it weren't for the fact that I NEVER GET ANY MESSAGES ON TINDER
hey, I just found your videos today and I absolutely love you. you're so chill and lovely and I can't wait to binge watch all of your videos 😂😂
When I met my boyfriend now of 3 years, I was fucking smashed. It was at a party and I was taking shot after shot. Literally that night was the first night he had met me and He had to carry my lifeless wale body of the porch. Soon after he witnessed me puking in my best friends tub. Relationship goals.
Proof read game not strong . You get it.
#couplegoals 😂👏🏼
giiiirl please do more of these. idc if you put it up tomorrow even I just need so many of these kinds of videos from you.
She said that she was hanging out with friends but i saw that Pokemon Go app. Don't lie Jessi lol
I laughed so hard😂😂😂
I love drunk Jessi sm💜😂
"Okay, I need to stop being a bitch. Sometimes I forget that I'm not supposed to be a bitch and it's hard for me to remember it" me on the daily 😅
Your skin looks flawless, and the lighting is bomb af, you look beautiful (as usual) 😍
Been off Facebook and online dating for over a year, life has never been sweeter.
Fuck Facebook. Finally you can deactivate that crap but keep your messenger active. Which I'm cool with
Jen Bean I swear I wanna fast from social media. It's either depressing shit or insipid garbage. I need a break man.
Keep doing these! Make it a series pls I love it!! About to share it with everyone bc girl this was funny lol
I hear noises in my room. Oh wait, its just Jessi's crappy audio
Lmaoooooo savage
+JessiSmiles hey it's Sebastian Gimeno idk if you remember me but my sis Raquel Gimeno went to high school with you, I heart your channel
Roasted
fuck you
This video speaks to my soul - and also I couldn't focus on anything else but your lipstick ! I need it lol
Could you do a video with a tinderdate? Like ayydubs has done, it would be soooo funny!
I love your personality so much, thanks for always making me smile
holy shit when Jessi says she wants to meet someone at a bar organically.... and she met her new boyfriend at a bar HOLY FUCK, I'm shook
" I have my drinks , I have my phone , and I've got my depression" HAHAHAH I love you Jessi❤️
more Kathleen!
We're collabing next week!
YAAAAS!!
+JessiSmiles omg yessssss!
+JessiSmiles OMG YEHEY! 😍
I forgive you Jessi because the lighting in this video is on point and you look bomb.
Foreshadowing
You look so beautiful! Your makeup looked amazing. Slaying it Jessi! 😍
JESSI YOU JUST PREDICTED THE FUCKING FUTURE (8:21) WOW
you should make a part 2!! i love you jessi!
Dating apps are dangerous for one's mental and physical health. Being alone is relaxing and fun. The choice is obvious. Why do people try so hard?
And vagina
And tits
And face
i was just going to say Jessi from the past that you did it gaaaal! you made it
what she said 8:27 that actually happened to her and she's married and she's having a baby !!!
I love it at the end where you said you just wanna meet someone at a bar and make out because that's literally how you met your boyfriend now.
What if you found and matched with Mr. Zabala?
fml i turned the volume WAY up to hear you and got distracted and then when the ending came on it was SO LOUD that i almost had a heart attack like my hearts racing
i thought this was really cute cuz she says she wants to meet someone at a bar and stick her tongue down their throat and i'm pretty sure she met her husband at a gay bar and then they started making out. seems like a success to me 😂
Just started watching the video but had to post a comment cause your HAIR AND MAKEUP LOOKS AMAZING OMG I LOVE IT
Peep that Pokemon go app on her screen
Lmfaooooo you matched with my friend. I had to pause the video to give myself a moment to laugh so hard.
Jessi you look gorgeous. But in this video you look extra extra gorgeous, fuck!!! 😻😻😻
Your makeup and hair look absolutely amazing in this!