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  • Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
  • Holly vs Queeg - Red Dwarf Season 2 Episode 5 - "Queeg"
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  • @tumourfish1035
    @tumourfish1035 Рік тому +207

    'oh sorry, queens don't move like that, I was thinking of poker' is probably my favourite line from the whole series

    • @NeidalRuekk
      @NeidalRuekk Рік тому +4

      I've seen queens move all kinds of ways, and not just in Poker! ;)

  • @themadplotter
    @themadplotter 2 роки тому +295

    Horsey takes king prawn

  • @jareththegoblinking3191
    @jareththegoblinking3191 Рік тому +74

    I love how it’s actually Holly playing chess with himself

    • @deanmoncaster
      @deanmoncaster Рік тому +11

      Great now you've spoiled the surprise, soon you'll be telling people Darth Vader is Luke's dad!

    • @d-five7265
      @d-five7265 Рік тому +6

      @@deanmoncaster he is? Bugger!

  • @TheIkaraCult
    @TheIkaraCult Рік тому +221

    Whenever I think of this scene I always think of Norman's little sideways nod to the Cat after he gives him tactical tips, never fails to make me smile

    • @dcocz3908
      @dcocz3908 Рік тому +1

      or Rimmer's use of 2 die throws rather than 3 in his RISK conquests

    • @HylianFox3
      @HylianFox3 10 місяців тому +1

      @@dcocz3908 "Rimmer, this story is not gripping me. I am *completely* un-gripped!"

  • @gazprosser
    @gazprosser Рік тому +23

    Love the fact that the ships bridge also doubles up as a recording studio

  • @КатяГаврилюк-д2ы
    @КатяГаврилюк-д2ы Рік тому +75

    It looks way cheaper than I remember this show as a kid and I love it. Need to find to time to watch it as an adult

    • @SightForMemories
      @SightForMemories Рік тому +1

      do you have fond memories of a console game or a pc game from the nineties or maybe even the eighties, we thought they were the bomb back then, now it looks like something drawn in an etchersketch...

    • @AndrewGivens
      @AndrewGivens Рік тому +3

      @@SightForMemories Yep; here it was the writing and performance that carried it, with those old games it was the gameplay that was magic.

    • @juliaconnell
      @juliaconnell Рік тому

      I've been meaning to do this for years - rewatch the show - finally been doing this, unlike many other shows really ages well - true classic

  • @Slammy555
    @Slammy555 Рік тому +54

    We used to get these a season behind in the states, I would record Doctor Who, which ran from 10:30 through ? so it was on too late to watch and they started playing Red Dwarf after. This was the episode that convinced me I needed to introduce my friends to Red Dwarf. I brought the 1st episode for them to watch so they'd understand the idea but only one other friend started watching. It was the 1st Ace episode when everyone else started watching. My friend brought it over for everyone to watch, I remember my one friend said it doesn't matter if you know what's going on exactly that was just a funny episode.

    • @DavidL1986
      @DavidL1986 Рік тому +4

      when you look at the success of a show like Big Bang Theory. For me, red drawf laid the foundation that a show based around science (i know its in space too but generally science etc) had potential for a very good show

    • @davidjsaul
      @davidjsaul Рік тому +4

      I find the first season very rough as they actually took the time to establish the characters and their traits properly. Even the second season isn't great but has its moments. But by season three it was brilliant and all that initial character development was worth it.
      In this day and age it would probably have been cancelled after one season unfortunately.

    • @Slammy555
      @Slammy555 Рік тому +3

      @@davidjsaul I think the stand out was Me2, there were a couple of good ones in S2, S3 was a good season, near the end of S4 was when I think the character building really paid dividends especially S5 which may be my favorite sci fi season ever with maybe Firefly as #2 in the as far as rewatchability but that's only after burning myself out on Star Trek and Wars.

    • @kosmokat111
      @kosmokat111 Рік тому +2

      I think my fave ep to this day is "Marooned" It's a perfectly contained little ep, and if we're not watching from the start, it's my go to ep to show people to introduce them to the show

    • @Slammy555
      @Slammy555 Рік тому +1

      @@kosmokat111 It does a really good job of explaining Lister's and Rimmer's relationship and characters for sure.

  • @jettisoncargo
    @jettisoncargo Рік тому +14

    Holly was playing both sides but mostly he was playing the crew.

  • @Deevo037
    @Deevo037 2 роки тому +66

    The best bit was straight after this scene, April fools.

  • @mybachhertzbaud3074
    @mybachhertzbaud3074 11 місяців тому +2

    This is one of my favorite episodes. He plays the crew masterfully.😜

  • @bstgamer1
    @bstgamer1 Рік тому +4

    This just proves Holly isn't that thick to organise a thrilling Chess game with a double mate against himself.

    • @mcpartridgeboy
      @mcpartridgeboy Рік тому +1

      Probably just pretending, not like the crew can play, rimmer probably likes to think he can but probably cant

    • @bstgamer1
      @bstgamer1 Рік тому

      @@mcpartridgeboy But Rimmer is good at RISK because he keeps a winning RISk diary referencing Meltdown Season 3 ep 6 think if i am right???

    • @mcpartridgeboy
      @mcpartridgeboy Рік тому

      @@bstgamer1 true !

  • @Deciheximal
    @Deciheximal 2 роки тому +31

    "Pawn to king 4". Game is over on the first move.

    • @AFMountaineer2000
      @AFMountaineer2000 2 роки тому +7

      Really? While I do know how to play, with them just saying the positions like that I have absolutely no clue what they are doing.

    • @michaelmoran9020
      @michaelmoran9020 2 роки тому +3

      I think they mean D4 but yeah its pretty funny

    • @dadkinson
      @dadkinson 2 роки тому +6

      @@michaelmoran9020 e4, since he's playing White

    • @robhogg68
      @robhogg68 Рік тому

      @@AFMountaineer2000 Not really. Bobby Fisher did say "With 1. e4! I win", apparently, but given players of approximately equal ability, there's not a lot in it.

    • @shellsbignumber2
      @shellsbignumber2 Рік тому

      Yeah, I think he just Fool Mated him.

  • @TheRealKaiProton
    @TheRealKaiProton Рік тому +6

    One of the best episodes,

  • @Adrian_3006
    @Adrian_3006 5 місяців тому

    One of the best episodes of Red Dwarf! Hilarious 😅😅😂

  • @windwaker0rules
    @windwaker0rules Місяць тому

    Modern computers of this era are so good that they tie 99.9% of the time, so these future computers would be playing for years over and over until they found a winner.

  • @TammoKorsai
    @TammoKorsai Рік тому +3

    It ended up being Numberwang, but with words.

    • @LazarouDave
      @LazarouDave  Рік тому +3

      That's Wordwang!
      Take A letter.

    • @misterprecocious2491
      @misterprecocious2491 Рік тому

      ​@@LazarouDaverotate the ship😂

    • @gagglegames
      @gagglegames 29 днів тому

      @@LazarouDave So as we enter the final round, Im, you're leading with tarpaulin, and Uli, you're trailing with H

  • @retromaster6163
    @retromaster6163 Рік тому +2

    Horsey to King Bish Three!

  • @kamalindsey
    @kamalindsey Рік тому +7

    *OBLIVIONIZED*

  • @sgnjamcitydevteam6913
    @sgnjamcitydevteam6913 Рік тому +1

    *Oh sorry queens don't move like that, I was thinking of poker* Lol

  • @ClippyClippington
    @ClippyClippington 2 роки тому +5

    Looked for this scene theanks lokl good times

    • @LazarouDave
      @LazarouDave  2 роки тому +5

      Surprised you were even able to find it, I thought this video got forced Unlisted and set to private for copyright 😂

    • @ClippyClippington
      @ClippyClippington 2 роки тому +1

      @@LazarouDave I love the show and I love this moment and looked it up and took me right to ya bud

    • @sebastianrochefort6763
      @sebastianrochefort6763 2 роки тому +4

      @@LazarouDave it was in my recommended feed so

    • @nick_watoosh
      @nick_watoosh 2 роки тому

      @@sebastianrochefort6763 same

    • @LazarouDave
      @LazarouDave  2 роки тому

      @@sebastianrochefort6763 Oh decent, probably been claimed or something so I don't profit on it, fair enough I guess

  • @shellsbignumber2
    @shellsbignumber2 Рік тому +8

    Lol. This is too funny😄 I wish, he'd suggested a game of Twister.

    • @ozanareyiz7773
      @ozanareyiz7773 Рік тому

      It isn't funny. Anyone who claims it is, must be an ignorant, that doesn't know even what funny means or humour.

  • @arlfiftyfourtd8132
    @arlfiftyfourtd8132 Рік тому +1

    I thought this would be the end of Holly. Silly me XD

  • @bettyswunghole3310
    @bettyswunghole3310 Рік тому +5

    Wheeze of the week!

  • @MONSTERDR451
    @MONSTERDR451 2 місяці тому

    Tabby Star did not come ALONE 👽👽😎😎🙃🙃

  • @baldbeardedbloke6887
    @baldbeardedbloke6887 Рік тому +3

    This is a shorter version of this scene. I don't remember how he does it but holly actually won this game.

    • @LazarouDave
      @LazarouDave  Рік тому +2

      Technically Holly wins regardless, if you remember the episode ending

    • @baldbeardedbloke6887
      @baldbeardedbloke6887 Рік тому

      @@LazarouDave Because he was playing himself.

    • @campex
      @campex Рік тому +4

      ​@@baldbeardedbloke6887 we are talking jape of the decade. We are talking April, May, June, and July fool

    • @stoobydootoo4098
      @stoobydootoo4098 Рік тому

      No, he didn't.

  • @youtubeuser987
    @youtubeuser987 Рік тому

    0:47 **fangirling Robot Wars crossover meta intensifies**

  • @Yusifer100
    @Yusifer100 Рік тому +2

    We are talking jape of the decade.....

  • @JonSmith-cx7gr
    @JonSmith-cx7gr Рік тому +2

    I'll have a Babycham..
    Obscure reference mode...........

    • @pigknickers2975
      @pigknickers2975 Рік тому

      It was him wasnt't it! Well spotted.

    • @JonSmith-cx7gr
      @JonSmith-cx7gr Рік тому +1

      @@pigknickers2975 Ha ha. It was discussed in some Red Dwarf documentary. Craig Charles and co discussing the guy and his voice and the advert.

    • @pigknickers2975
      @pigknickers2975 Рік тому

      @@JonSmith-cx7gr 👌

  • @franticstorm7411
    @franticstorm7411 Рік тому +2

    There were one or two prawns in there.

  • @markhunter3263
    @markhunter3263 2 роки тому +29

    I’m curious if anyone has ever tried playing this sequence out on a board. Is it a legit path to a win, or are we just hearing random moves?

    • @CZghost
      @CZghost 2 роки тому +2

      That's interesting. I would totally like to know. 😅

    • @MrYehboi
      @MrYehboi 2 роки тому +10

      I don’t think any of the moves are real lol. Chess positions are letter number so a1 g7 etc. So pawn to king 4 is not actually a move

    • @karelzjinec
      @karelzjinec 2 роки тому +36

      @@MrYehboi Not exactly. What you are talking about is algebraic notation. That is a modern most common system. They are using descriptive notation which used to be common in the english before 1980s'. Pawn to king 4 would simply be e4

    • @MrYehboi
      @MrYehboi 2 роки тому +8

      @@karelzjinec oh lol never knew that. Thought it was a joke

    • @Theoutcome0
      @Theoutcome0 2 роки тому +13

      Either some moves are removed from the final cut or they’re making sense.
      After Holly’s “illegal move” they seem to reset and begin the game again. But then the “pawn to queen 5” move doesn’t make sense unless that pawn has already been moved

  • @Shtanto
    @Shtanto 2 роки тому +10

    Has Agadmator seen this yet?

    • @liamwalsh4008
      @liamwalsh4008 2 роки тому +1

      And then after horsey to D3 we have captures captures erases, and it was in this position that Holly resigned from existence.

  • @accountwontlastlong1
    @accountwontlastlong1 10 місяців тому +2

    So you like a bit of chess, do ya?

  • @sodd1000
    @sodd1000 Рік тому +1

    Shame
    Norman is so moany. I now understand why they wanted rid of him after watching the extras that had him in them. He has no positivity in him at all. I do think he was by far and away the best Holly and a shame he kind of ruined it for me.

    • @sodd1000
      @sodd1000 Рік тому

      You can read? Maybe you are the grammar police? Gan feck either way

    • @stoobydootoo4098
      @stoobydootoo4098 Рік тому +2

      Nonsensical bilge.

    • @sodd1000
      @sodd1000 Рік тому

      @@stoobydootoo4098 Considering I have just watched through all the episodes (again) and all the extras and have watched numerous interviews and you must have watched none you are the one who must be spewing bilge. Had you recently watched what I had watched you would know what I know. You don't as you are an ignoramus.

    • @johnmartinez7440
      @johnmartinez7440 Рік тому +1

      ​@@sodd1000 Cringe.

  • @megabite3869
    @megabite3869 Рік тому +2

    I'm sorry, I'm not a native speaker, but what's with Lister's accent? :D I don't really understand it without subtitles...

    • @LazarouDave
      @LazarouDave  Рік тому +2

      I might do subs at some point, I mostly uploaded it for myself as it was nowhere else
      Scouse is certainly a tricky one for non natives though, can be tricky even for those of us who are fluent sometimes, tbf 😂

    • @megabite3869
      @megabite3869 Рік тому +1

      @@LazarouDave I don't actually need subtitules, because I know Red Dwarf very well, so I know what they are saying even without understanding to Lister :D I've seen it mostly in my native language (we have pretty good dubbing btw, but some jokes make sense only in english, so they change the meaning sometimes) or with subtitules. Sorry for my English...

    • @LazarouDave
      @LazarouDave  Рік тому +2

      @@megabite3869 I'm not sure what your native language is, but that English was basically perfect 👍

    • @megabite3869
      @megabite3869 Рік тому +1

      @@LazarouDave Czech. Of course it is better in English, the original is always better :D

    • @rainmaker709
      @rainmaker709 Рік тому +5

      Holly: "I want my ship back."
      Queeg: "To bad."
      Holly: "You want Red Dwarf, you gotta fight for it."
      Lister: "Steady on Hol'. This mans a nutta." (Nutta meaning Nutter as in crazy.)
      Holly: "I challenge you to the game of your choice. May the greater mind win."
      Rimmer: "Oh my God."
      Holly: "For the winner, command of Red Dwarf."
      Queeg: "And for the loser?"
      Holly: "The loser will me erased, terminated, oblivionized."
      Cat: "Bye-bye baldy."
      Holly: "Name your game."
      Queeg: "Chess."
      Holly: "It can be anything. Any game at all."
      Queeg: "Chess."
      Holly: "Drafts, poker, anything."
      Queeg: "Chess."
      Holly: "Subbuteo, Snakes and Ladders."
      Queeg: "Chess!"
      Holly: "Monopoly maybe? I'll even let you go first."
      Queeg: "CHESS!"
      Holly: "So you like a bit of Chess, do ya? Transfer me to the monitor."
      Lister: "Holly, don't do this man. Ya gonna get rubbed."
      Holly: "A computers gotta do what a computers gotta do. Let battle commence."
      Queeg: "Pawn to King 4"
      Holly: "Horsey to King Bish 3."
      Rimmer: "It's called a Knight actually Holly."
      Queeg: "Knight to King Bishop 3."
      Holly: "Queen to Rook 8. Checkmate."
      Queeg: "That's a illegal move."
      Holly: "Oh, sorry. Queens don't move like that. I was thinking of poker. Cluedo? You can be Colonel Mustard."
      Cat: "Psst.If it's any help, I've been studying his tactics and there is a pattern emerging. Every time you make a move, he makes one too." (wink)
      Holly: (wink back) "Thanks Cat."
      Queeg: "Pawn to King 4."
      Holly: "Knight to King Bish 3."
      Queeg: "Bishop to Knight 5."
      Holly: "Horsey takes King Prawn."
      Queeg: "Pawn to Queen 5."
      Holly: "Horsey to Bish 3"
      Queeg: "Bishop Pawn..."
      Holly: "To Queen 3."
      Queeg: "Takes Pawn."
      Holly: "Prawn to King 4"
      Holly: "Horsy to Bish 3." / Queeg says something unintelligible.
      Holly: "Prawn takes Horsey."
      Queeg: "Bishop Pawn takes Pawn."
      Holly: "Bish takes Prawn."
      Queeg: "Bishop to Knight 5. Double check and mate, sucka."
      Holly: "Oh yeah, didn't see that."
      Lister: "Holly man, what have ya done?"
      Rimmer: "He's lost."
      Queeg: "And the loser gets erased."
      Holly: "Naughts and Crosses?"

  • @DavidL1986
    @DavidL1986 Рік тому +6

    for me this show laid the foundation for shows like the big bang theory. It just showed how something based around science, technology etc can be extremely funny. It was ahead of its time

  • @j.j.c.s2802
    @j.j.c.s2802 Рік тому

    Subscribed .... but please be aware(?) This series was 4:3 aspect ratio as it was pre the introduction of the 16:9 format. Hence, the picture appears stretched in the horizontal.

    • @LazarouDave
      @LazarouDave  Рік тому

      90% sure I just screen recorded it from iPlayer, could be wrong though 🤷

    • @j.j.c.s2802
      @j.j.c.s2802 Рік тому

      @@LazarouDave Yes.. that should be fine - think there's possibly a setting needs a tweak in your editing software? If you're using one, of course? Something's defaulting to 16:9! Check the set up and see if it gives you the option to 'use settings based on original clip' - hope that's useful.

  • @pk1645
    @pk1645 11 місяців тому

    Chess.

  • @MsCrashbandicoot95
    @MsCrashbandicoot95 Рік тому

    CHESS!!!

  • @n-doghansenmand5655
    @n-doghansenmand5655 2 роки тому +3

    What part of UK does the Guy with the dreadlocks come from

  • @tonywhite9873
    @tonywhite9873 11 місяців тому

    lol

  • @Soleilasens
    @Soleilasens Рік тому +2

    This is painfully unfunny

    • @LazarouDave
      @LazarouDave  Рік тому +15

      You could just leave without commenting.
      I'm not the BBC, direct your complaints to them, and about 34 years ago too!

    • @Soleilasens
      @Soleilasens Рік тому

      @@LazarouDave I just emailed them about this

    • @Soleilasens
      @Soleilasens Рік тому +1

      @@nervousnorvus1944 funnier than this shit

    • @Soleilasens
      @Soleilasens Рік тому +1

      @@nervousnorvus1944 you literally find this garbage funny, your opinion on humor is worthless

    • @Soleilasens
      @Soleilasens Рік тому +1

      @@nervousnorvus1944 and I wasn't even making a joke just mocking how stupid the reply of the video uploader was. Now stop shitting up my inbox ✋️

  • @andrzejwilk7316
    @andrzejwilk7316 Рік тому

    i hated it for its usage of the relative notation.

  • @jamesportoraro8248
    @jamesportoraro8248 Рік тому +43

    I love how most of Holly's moves were - "horsey to bish 3"

  • @smoker6683
    @smoker6683 Рік тому +27

    "Horsey takes King Prawn" LOL

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 2 роки тому +96

    The look on Holly's face when he says "Naughts and Crosses?" at 2:05 is priceless.

    • @cardinalhamneggs5253
      @cardinalhamneggs5253 Рік тому +4

      Naughts and Crosses (otherwise known as Tic-Tac-Toe) is an unwinnable game, so it's the perfect stall.

    • @JohnyG29
      @JohnyG29 Рік тому

      @@cardinalhamneggs5253 who the hell calls it tic-tac-toe?!

    • @ThunderFlarz
      @ThunderFlarz Рік тому +1

      I mean Google is right there but it's what Americans call it.

  • @MichaelNelson-kp8zi
    @MichaelNelson-kp8zi Рік тому +4

    'Bye bye baldie!'
    Holly actually still has some hair while Queeg is totally bald XD!

    • @pwnmeisterage
      @pwnmeisterage Рік тому +1

      Queeg is not bald. He's streamlined. For efficiency.

  • @frankie3041
    @frankie3041 Рік тому +5

    Oh no! How’s Holly going to get out if this one!! 😬

  • @bobbobertbobberton1073
    @bobbobertbobberton1073 Рік тому +3

    This is how I fight when I'm drunk.

    • @BenEmberley
      @BenEmberley 9 місяців тому

      .......is that horizontal or perpendicular?

  • @deanmoncaster
    @deanmoncaster Рік тому +3

    Damn this show is good

  • @MisterEon
    @MisterEon Рік тому +1

    Take a shot for every time Holly says Horsey to Bish 3

  • @LordTalax
    @LordTalax Рік тому +3

    The loser will be erazed

  • @mariooldani9545
    @mariooldani9545 Рік тому +1

    And the letter H too.

  • @mhagain
    @mhagain 5 місяців тому

    We are talking chess game of the decade.

  • @georgiab3909
    @georgiab3909 Рік тому

    Prawnsssss xD xD

  • @SD78
    @SD78 Рік тому

    QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG.

  • @duncancurtis5971
    @duncancurtis5971 Рік тому

    Charles Augins is Queeg.

  • @MrUnmutual2014
    @MrUnmutual2014 Рік тому

    Errol Brown played some mean chess

    • @stoobydootoo4098
      @stoobydootoo4098 Рік тому

      Emm...a. . Just rumours - I believe. Everyone's a winner - Ain't no doubt about it.

  • @lordmanatee439
    @lordmanatee439 Рік тому

    Why did black go first?

  • @jokersmith9096
    @jokersmith9096 Рік тому +3

    UA-cam algorithm thinks I'm British and by the looks of it wants to feed me nostalgia from a kids show.

    • @RetroParadise
      @RetroParadise Рік тому +15

      Not a kids show

    • @Bruh-zx2mc
      @Bruh-zx2mc Рік тому

      Oh, so you're actually a gun raving lunatic.

    • @SightForMemories
      @SightForMemories Рік тому +2

      Not a show for kids. although adolescents might find it funny, and certainly teenagers, and young adults, even senor adults, or just plain... then there's the elderly, well they only like things before the seventies, so there's no hope there.