@Carlene Coee Kenny Qiqi canonically has a brain that never matured, so even if she is physically hundreds of years old, she is mentally still very much a child!
@@wqndererr yeah that's why I said cube to be alot more simpler! Plus that word is alot more hard to write and prenounce you can't tell me what to do! Hell I would call her Taylor swift wannabe looking ass rather than signora!
Imagine Childe having to go back to Snezhnaya to meet his commrades and he's severely wounded by getting beaten by 2 children, a child zombie, and a 3'11 teen ninja. The Tsaritsa better know they're dealing with children enough to replace an archon like her.
Childe: I'm plenty strong to be a Harbinger! I don't see why you guys debate my status. The other Harbingers: Oh really? Explain this. *plays footage of Child being absolutely obliterated by children* Childe: *sweating*
other harbingers: if you say it’s so hard I’ll send someone higher ranked than you out. *they send someone out* *comes back beat* “I agree with childe..”
@@user-hi9zz9xe7w childe: i told ya so. those kids have mastered the violence, ima go try to friend them: leaves a few hours later: comes back with all the childs as friends
Childe: don't mess with me children: don't mess with us Childe after going to the hospital: *don't mess with them* edit: HOW DID I GET SO MANY LIKES I DONT DESERVE THIS •o• edit 2 : how did i get to 1k likes what
@@cromestone1684 he literally was so hard that hoyoverse had to nerf him and you say that, I’m gonna assume that YOU were a new player, and if I hear otherwise I’m gonna take that as an argument.
@@cromestone1684 all true, if you do have a decent team you can beat him, but childe really was so hardcore as the amount of damage he did and how fast he was on the second phase broke most players, most had ran out of food.
Dottore : Who beat your a$$ this week Tartaglia? Childe : . . . Signora : CHILDREN Columbina : That's really disappointing Pierro : Not even the kid archon Tsaritsa : this is why you're the weakest Childe : * cries *
Guys I know Sayu is not actually a child please, be fun at parties.
Haha yes btw Qiqi too
@Carlene Coee Kenny Qiqi canonically has a brain that never matured, so even if she is physically hundreds of years old, she is mentally still very much a child!
Klee is also not a child
@@AverageDelusionalHuman dude she is
@@L0STINJAMS no she is a menace, a true terror, waiting to nuke teyvat at the right opportunity
Zhongli: it is always beautiful to watch Children playing with their babysitter
The Children:
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Please 😭🤣🤣🤣🤚
YES XD JAJAJ
Childe from hospital: save me
@@_shaded_1215 hhghsadt
Zhongli: “ It’s always wholesome to see children playing together…” * SIPPING OSMANTHUS WINE CONTINUOUSLY *
@Rosemary Lincoln i actually am very tired of hearing that now ITS THE 4847474TH TIME THIS DAY
@@essie7777 XD
@Rosemary Lincoln I've heard that so many times i can hear the voice
THE CHILDREN:
@Rosemary Lincoln im sorry it was supposed to be in character
we have: a terrorist, a zombie, a bartender and sonic the headgehog
YOU GOT ME AT SONIC 💀💀
@@F1ZZI3 a sleepy version of sonic
I have sonic the tired hedgehog, the bartender and the zombie, I just need the terrorist to complete my chibis team
@@meoow7863 pulling for the terrorist rn, i also need sonic the sleepy hedgehog tho
@@meoow7863 i only have the bartender and the zombie.
Why this team is good:
Klee - main dps
Qiqi - healer (mostly)
Sayu - sub dps + healer
Diona - buffer + sub dps
diona is actually a healer
also a buffer, she buffes movement speed i think
@@Charamayyane2022 And with c6 she's a em buffer
Cryo cube, Cryo regisvine, Pyro regisvine, anemo cube, Pyro cube Cryo slimes, anemo slimes and Pyro slimes: I'm about to end this man's whole career
@@wqndererr yeah that's why I said cube to be alot more simpler! Plus that word is alot more hard to write and prenounce you can't tell me what to do! Hell I would call her Taylor swift wannabe looking ass rather than signora!
Imagine Childe having to go back to Snezhnaya to meet his commrades and he's severely wounded by getting beaten by 2 children, a child zombie, and a 3'11 teen ninja. The Tsaritsa better know they're dealing with children enough to replace an archon like her.
kusanali looking at snezhnaya menacingly:
Yesss
@@lamp3608 tsaritsa, sensing a disturbance in the force: operation get gnosis rIGHT FCKING NOW-
When a child bullies a childe
Zhongli: Its always beautiful seeing children play,
Childe: *I need an refund*
you didn't even let him attack wtf
Guys guys pls stop telling me that he did attack I know that
Ye
The law forbids him from beating children
Ok but how do we let childe attack💀✋🏻
@@ICET7897 lol
thats why its bullying 😍
Klee be like: carying the team
We all kept Klee alive ;)
:)
@@vitaaeris she couldn’t die even if she wanted to
@@weird_mango42 Facts
my mom : you should go outside more and play w the neighbourhood kids!
The neighbourhood kids :
Childe: Hi girli-
Highschool Kids: No.
Bro they look like kindergarten kids and that’s even worse 😭
This just in: 4 children just beat up a Fatui Harbinger and stole his mora.
This was pure and utter bullying!
Poor Childe didn't get enough time to catch his breath!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
"hello 911, i would like to report gang violence"
Someone:There just kiddos
4 kid speedrun boss:bet?
Childe: *Hurts Lumine*
Klee, Qiqi, Sayu and Diona: *"P E A C E W A S N E V E R A N O P T I O N!"*
Childe: I'm plenty strong to be a Harbinger! I don't see why you guys debate my status.
The other Harbingers: Oh really? Explain this. *plays footage of Child being absolutely obliterated by children*
Childe: *sweating*
other harbingers: if you say it’s so hard I’ll send someone higher ranked than you out.
*they send someone out*
*comes back beat*
“I agree with childe..”
@@user-hi9zz9xe7w childe: i told ya so. those kids have mastered the violence, ima go try to friend them: leaves a few hours later: comes back with all the childs as friends
You just created a story and I need a fanfiction about it right now-
Like, why the fuck I feel the urge to read this kind of ff?
@@the_ash_8413 just had to add on to it
@@the_ash_8413 so I ended up making it a ending where all 4 child's are with the fatui
when u have no resin be like : LETS BULLY CHILDE
Lol nice idia I would like to try that.
Tartaglia: suffering
Meanwhile Zhongli: OSMANTHUS WINE TASTES THE SAME AS I REMEMBER
Hello this is the team
Klee: Dmg dealer-
Others: Healers
Also Local news: Children beat the 11th harbinger (the 11th harbinger currently in hospital)
I think Childe is dead at this point
lmao
Crematorium*
childrens bullying a child(e) :CLASSIC
The fact that they are stronger than childe is amazing
Childe: *Can beat 3 Field Tillers in just 10 sec*
Childe againts children: **Strong'nt**
There was once three, now there’s 4, enough for a Full team full of them
Poor Childe didn't even have time to blink
Its a pretty solid team! Your have your dps, your healer, your healer… wait.. and your healer…
Ahah! And apparently the new baby-character is also a healer… we will never escape this curse
Childe: don't mess with me
children: don't mess with us
Childe after going to the hospital: *don't mess with them*
edit: HOW DID I GET SO MANY LIKES I DONT DESERVE THIS •o•
edit 2 : how did i get to 1k likes what
🤣🤣🤣
Lmao
Children seem like the plural form of childe
my poor childe..
Yeah…
Childe is rip. You unleashed the kids 🤣
Qiqi - Back Up Healer/Support
Klee - Damage Dealer
Sayu - Main Healer
Diona - Shield/Support
I think Qiqi was the main healer-
Well idk, I don't have them
The little girls at first sight: Cute, innocent beings
What they actually are: DEATH BOMBER MURDER EXPLOSION FREEZING DECAPITATION DEVICES
Lol this reminds me of today in co-op mode, we bet up Childe and someone was like:
A Childe was murdered
Zhongli - Hey Tar- WTF
Diona, Qui Qui and sayu = my friends when we need a thumbnail
Klee = me 😭
I love it
And the music is just… perfect
Just my sister like game this is good
Lets go my kids🥳🥳
What a good man. He doesn't attack children 🥰🥰🥰
I love diona. She carried my entire team on the first Raiden shogun fight. Would not have made it without her
Bro same here. Also with the fight with Signora.
@@i_do_draws_o.o same!
@Davina enjoy her!
Now, a 5th child will come, with her wisdom.
dont u dare underestimate the kids :P
Funny how Diona, Qiqi, and Sayu are all healers except Klee
Can’t wait to see the death battle for who gets to stay and leave when kusanali gets added
i would keep the og team thou tbh
Childe: their called kids but I call them demon creatures… so yeahh
Lmao bet my ass zhongli laughing his ass off while watching this
4 child bullying a Childe, what an irony...
Childe Vs three healer and one Kealer
Yup some 4 Kids bullying a grown up 🤠🤚
Its Epic
Even the fact that Tortilla didnt attack its cool
Cuuuuute
yes
Ah yes bullying tartaglia is soooo cute 😏😌
When you realize that the boss you hardly defeated it just got killed by 4 kids
And That's How Ladies And Gentlemen....
A Childe Came To The Hospital Because Of Children
This isn’t bullying, it’s revenge as one of the hardest weekly bosses
He's the 2nd easiest weekly boss
@@cromestone1684 he literally was so hard that hoyoverse had to nerf him and you say that, I’m gonna assume that YOU were a new player, and if I hear otherwise I’m gonna take that as an argument.
@@Aiolet he got nerfed? Well must be before 1.6 since that's when I started playing but now if u have a decent team u can beat him
@@cromestone1684 all true, if you do have a decent team you can beat him, but childe really was so hardcore as the amount of damage he did and how fast he was on the second phase broke most players, most had ran out of food.
NEVER DIEING CHILDRENNNNN!!
When you let Childe be the babysitter and Klee's one of them children
Dottore : Who beat your a$$ this week Tartaglia?
Childe : . . .
Signora : CHILDREN
Columbina : That's really disappointing
Pierro : Not even the kid archon
Tsaritsa : this is why you're the weakest
Childe : * cries *
Shantae music is a nice touch
*Adds Dori and Nahida*
*Nahida: make that six*
Goddamit man, y'all fighting for age of an unreal character with children body
Diona: Pink
Qiqi: Blue(her vision)
Klee: Red
Sayu: brown(some of her clothes)
Next is Dori: Purple (her Vision)
An accurate representation of a teenager babysitting several younger relatives.
The children: no bs today, *tartaglia.*
Signora: How did you lose a battle?
Childe: It all started with 4 kids....
qiqi is carrying
Alternate title:
A terrorist, sonic, cat and zombie beat up ginger boy in 0.00002 seconds
The children over here going off like the damn castle crashers
Teucer seeing his brother bullied by kids - 👁️👄👁️
Klee - DPS
Qiqi - Healer
Sayu - Healer
Diona - Healer
my favourite video from now on
Klee - Dealer
Qiqi - Healer
Diona - Support
Sayu - Yes!!
Childe: Mondays I'm I right
the playground memories are flooding back to me
“Let him get up. Let him get up” 😂
Zhongli: "its so wholesome to see the childrens play with they're babysitter.."*sips osamantus wine while the kids " PLAY" with childe*
Teucer: Uhhhhh brother are you ok, you don’t look to good.
Childe: Uhhhhhhh I’m fine…..I just uhhhhhh hit my head making toys in liuye.
The hardest part was finding friends with good kids
Other name: 4 shorty picking redheads
you literally have three healers, no one is dying today
The true title : 4 short people attack childe
The 4 Musketeers (3 +1)
The 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse
...........................
The 4 "Childe"ren wrecking havoc and bullying a "Childe"
Let him breathe oml…
This is all simply…amusing.
I saw what you did there in the title. Very witty
原神を始めて日が浅いですが欲しいものがここにありました、ありがとう
This is the same man who destroyed a flying castle and almost a whole city
RIP Childe
You will be memed shortly after
Bro so flabbergasted he can’t even attack
Lol the basement squad.
This is when Childe realised children are actually pretty annoying
One got a bow one got sword one got claymore one got a catalyst what can I say these 4 children are op
Childe didn't even have time to breath 💀
Beautiful
Me and my friends are making mischief
Покрайней мере, Тарталья явно остался счастливым.
Я думаю: Тевкр очень обрадуется что у Тартальи раскупили все игрушки :D
That was hilarious bro 😂
When the 5-6 old chilldrens meet in genshin
the funny thing is, sayu estimated age is about 14-18
Barbara:is nice to watch all children play with their babysitter all time Them:
it’s so cool and the childrens are so cute
Ty ty for using diona i love u ( i am a diona main )