ALF's Best One-Liners!

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  • Опубліковано 14 тра 2024
  • ALF's always ready with a great comeback or a funny quip. Here are some of his funniest lines!
    0:00 - Skin a cat
    0:15 - Unbreakable
    0:30 - Outta here
    0:50 - Ignorance
    1:04 - I win
    1:19 - Aliens
    1:42 - Game show host
    2:03 - Overly dramatic?!
    2:20 - Didn't hear a thing
    2:51 - Constructive criticism
    3:58 - Danny DeVito
    4:17 - Flash
    4:41 - Justice
    4:57 - Babysit
    5:24 - Drowning sorrows
    6:09 - Presents
    6:45 - Jigsaw puzzle
    6:43 - Playing cards
    7:00 - Stupid hat
    7:13 - Saved by the bell
    7:30 - Showmanship, babe!
    7:50 - Mr. Science
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    ALF follows the adventures of Gordon Shumway, a furry, wise-cracking alien from the planet Melmac who crash lands into the garage of the Tanner family. The Tanners offer him a home and give him the nickname ALF, short for “Alien Life Form.” Created by Tom Patchett (The Carol Burnett Show) and Paul Fusco (who also performed as ALF), the half-hour sitcom rose to popularity in the late 1980s, cementing itself in the pop culture zeitgeist.
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  • @tobyfitzpatrick3914
    @tobyfitzpatrick3914 Рік тому +18

    "I thought I owed one of those guys money"

  • @ArttuTheCat
    @ArttuTheCat Рік тому +26

    Willy: "I'm just trying to tell you,
    there's more than one way to skin a cat."
    ALF: "You've been reading my recipe book."
    😹😹😹😹😹

    • @lakitaperkins8669
      @lakitaperkins8669 Рік тому +1

      I thought that was hilarious.. especially when Alf said do you think of me as your Son😂

    • @mayjon9362
      @mayjon9362 Рік тому

      Q\se \1tadi

    • @kptrzk9398
      @kptrzk9398 7 місяців тому +1

      Hahhhhhhh

  • @jborden18
    @jborden18 Рік тому +7

    I forgot just how much I 💝 this show!!

  • @matthewbaduria
    @matthewbaduria Рік тому +9

    This is a great show.

  • @solanoscrossoverproduction3930
    @solanoscrossoverproduction3930 Рік тому +14

    Alf: "Willy, it was an accident."
    Willy: "An accident? An Accident? You almost killed me and you say IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!?!
    Alf: "Alright let's call it a mistake."

  • @Rosalba3440
    @Rosalba3440 7 місяців тому +3

    Alf: justice never rests?
    Kate: what if I give justice a cookie?
    Alf: justice will think about it……
    ❤️🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @njlooksee
    @njlooksee Рік тому +4

    Stupid looking hat….. lol has to be one of my favorites.

  • @robertfuentes9677
    @robertfuentes9677 3 місяці тому

    Lmfao now we need a picture of the NECA ALF paying money back to a NECA Xenomorph hahaha😂😂😂

  • @jonathanmyers2867
    @jonathanmyers2867 Рік тому +4

    ALF': Um, excuse me, sir. Can I have a word with you?
    Andrew: Who said that?
    ALF: I did. Could you take some constructive criticism? What you're doing here is wrong.
    Andrew: Heh heh. Must be one of them talking dolls.
    ALF: Oh, yeah? Ever had a talking doll rip out your voice box?
    Andrew: HUH? AAAUGH!!

  • @colmdurkin7915
    @colmdurkin7915 Рік тому +2

    Alf, o yea , ever had, a talking doll, ripped out your voice box, 🤣🤣🤣

  • @justineves3588
    @justineves3588 Рік тому +2

    Very very great fun list I like it a lot 🙂

  • @jackkoshel9759
    @jackkoshel9759 Рік тому +2

    Good morning it is elevenfourtyfive I am glad you are making more Alf videos keep it up.

  • @zachkrueger3850
    @zachkrueger3850 3 місяці тому

    ALF : "Mrs. O. will never I'm here!"
    *she rings the doorbell*
    ALF : "I'll get it!!"
    😂

  • @lakitaperkins8669
    @lakitaperkins8669 Рік тому +1

    Mrs. O will never no I’m here I’ll get it 😂

  • @brigittedionnesmile
    @brigittedionnesmile Рік тому +2

    (2:43 )Willy seems to have the flu ,i think he made the wrong script ! 😁

  • @viowave
    @viowave Рік тому +1

    The Halloween episode ending : Trick or Treat.... Hello Old woman. I 'take the yellow one.

  • @colmdurkin7915
    @colmdurkin7915 Рік тому

    O yea, ever had a talking doll, ripped out your voice box 🤣🤣🤣

  • @okamireader5
    @okamireader5 Рік тому

    You left out:
    Willy: "What's going on out there?!"
    ALF: "Nothing. Just screaming."

  • @ben2741
    @ben2741 4 місяці тому

    1:15 it’s every child’s dream to say that to their parents at the end of an argument

  • @stevieraymedinahartz
    @stevieraymedinahartz 9 місяців тому +1

    Alf: “You’re going to let Brian go caroling?”
    Willy:” what’s wrong with caroling”
    Alf: “ on melmac caroling was definitely not for children!”
    Willy: “ why is that?”
    Alf: “ well, You had to know carol.”
    😂

  • @elijahstudios6096
    @elijahstudios6096 4 місяці тому

    3:58 was My Favorite

  • @maddog6620
    @maddog6620 Рік тому +4

    You are cool 😎

  • @joeydelacruz6219
    @joeydelacruz6219 6 місяців тому

    Alf…❤😅

  • @colmdurkin7915
    @colmdurkin7915 Рік тому

    I am a gameshow hose🤣

  • @DerLucht
    @DerLucht Рік тому +2

    5:54 Could someone please explain that joke to me? About the soap on a rope. Because I still absolutely don't understand it xD

    • @matthewjoyner1595
      @matthewjoyner1595 Рік тому

      Alf stuck it up his ass because he thought it was a laxative lol

    • @DerLucht
      @DerLucht Рік тому

      @@matthewjoyner1595 Ooooh! Oh my god that's hilarious thank you xDDDD

  • @malvavisco10
    @malvavisco10 9 місяців тому

    What even was the mom’s haircut?

  • @arielg7000
    @arielg7000 Рік тому +2

    😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

  • @len1991100
    @len1991100 2 місяці тому

    His voice changed after season 2

  • @yuplusjin
    @yuplusjin Рік тому

    interesting how his voice gets higher as episodes proceed...

  • @raymondbooth7121
    @raymondbooth7121 Рік тому +1

    Picture.wont.enlarge.!!!

  • @Nowhere888
    @Nowhere888 Рік тому +2

    My right wing racist drunk of a father would not let me see Alf when it was on TV. Thanks for posting the video. This is about all I have of my childhood, since dear old dad threw out the rest.