i forgot this was how halo: ODST ended

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Johnson knows what the aliens like

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Alien knows what the Johnson likes

[@smokedeuch4039]

They don’t tell you this takes place on Orbital somehow till years later

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Unfathomably based.

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johnson rizzed a alien twice ( halo ce elite and halo 3 odst engi)

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dream blunt rotation.

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"Here's the boof little buddy."

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I love how they are on orbital

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lil bro was flammable dude

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You think the alien doesn't know that already? He's fine. Don't be such a worrier.

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W snake alien