Chess, but with guns

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  • Опубліковано 14 гру 2024

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  • @Platitudinous9000
    @Platitudinous9000 Рік тому +3012

    this game is honestly hype as hell, you should do a tournament for it on the main channel so Jo can play it more than once this year

    • @carterdelaney4648
      @carterdelaney4648 Рік тому +82

      This game is one of my favorites tbh, there are so many movement mechanics that you can use to pull off crazy plays, especially with the king

    • @deltajevil5783
      @deltajevil5783 Рік тому +2

      Even just a couple of streams would be hype

    • @Johncena64793
      @Johncena64793 Рік тому

      real

    • @SuperDZ555
      @SuperDZ555 Рік тому +7

      fps chess boxing

    • @inplane9970
      @inplane9970 Рік тому +2

      Finally Chess 2 is getting the recognition it deserves.

  • @ashernixon9337
    @ashernixon9337 Рік тому +357

    2:50 “Tell me one world where the king does not have the best line of defense.”
    Chess

  • @Mysticshade59
    @Mysticshade59 Рік тому +2355

    Jo's King sacrifice play was a risky move but glad to see he won that match.

  • @chloeligma3883
    @chloeligma3883 Рік тому +1656

    ok but can we just talk about how well made this game is that they gave knights a positive matchup against the queen which is canonically the only piece that 1v1 her in the base game?????

    • @Brodobo
      @Brodobo Рік тому +353

      And king has sword since he’s the melee unit in real chess

    • @BabzaiWWP
      @BabzaiWWP Рік тому +203

      chess lore

    • @sparky6757
      @sparky6757 Рік тому +62

      @@Brodoboand they gave pawn a sword since pawn is a melee unit in real chess

    • @professionallid
      @professionallid Рік тому +68

      Knight is the best piece in fps chess tho and the queen is kinda just bad at least in top level gameplay.

    • @StarChargerStudios
      @StarChargerStudios Рік тому +199

      @@professionallid bro said top level 💀💀💀💀

  • @loogieloogie8282
    @loogieloogie8282 Рік тому +1984

    The funniest thing about this video to me. Is that 26 minutes in Jo has yet to realize that you can climb walls

    • @DaxWolf777
      @DaxWolf777 Рік тому +37

      Wait how?

    • @LuckyLuckLuc
      @LuckyLuckLuc Рік тому

      @@DaxWolf777 jump while holding onto a wall

    • @irok1
      @irok1 Рік тому +100

      @@DaxWolf777 Jump a whole lot

    • @DaxWolf777
      @DaxWolf777 Рік тому +79

      @@irok1 if my friend gets a computer imma play this with him and I wont tell him this vital info xd

    • @miles2309
      @miles2309 Рік тому +29

      You expect Jo to play a tutorial?

  • @RottenBen
    @RottenBen Рік тому +431

    I do love every time Jo says something incorrect about chess and Jacob has a moment of partially correcting him before deciding to just say "no yeah you're right."

  • @ParmMannREBORN
    @ParmMannREBORN Рік тому +1406

    Jo not understanding why the King is a weak piece is some of the best stuff he's done

    • @thecube1567
      @thecube1567 Рік тому +76

      King isn't a weak peice they are the strongest piece in fps chess

    • @akesan2374
      @akesan2374 Рік тому +60

      Also him getting mad at Alphard telling him "why did you not use the queen"

    • @Masterrico143
      @Masterrico143 Рік тому +19

      @@thecube1567 hes not the strongest bishop easily hardcounters him he cant pull a bishops when he just flys also i think the truly best is actually the pawn or knight the knight just has so much dps if you can actually aim and the pawn can easily counter all of them by blocking etc and ive won many times by just sending a pawn forward and killing the king and queen etc

    • @thecube1567
      @thecube1567 Рік тому +44

      @@Masterrico143 This honestly sounds like a skill issue, but you'd be forgiven as the king easily has the highest skill cap in the game. Maybe become better before diminishing the king to a status lower than that of any other peice.

    • @Masterrico143
      @Masterrico143 Рік тому +7

      @@thecube1567 bruh i cant really get any better because Most people i Fight against have No Skill at all and even against better Players i can still kill their Queen or King with Just a pawn

  • @AlphaSeagull
    @AlphaSeagull Рік тому +419

    46:45 I could hear the disappointment in jacob's voice going "...yeah you're right" like he didn't wanna tell him there's 3 different pieces that could capture

    • @shrilleth
      @shrilleth Рік тому +37

      Four actually, the knight, bishop, queen, and king

    • @infinityheart_tm9270
      @infinityheart_tm9270 Рік тому +6

      It doesn’t matter. He can only choose 1 before his King is dead. And he played like ass when he chose the best character. This dude sucks at the queen ditto.(I’m channeling the inner all chat)

    • @TheGrimbler
      @TheGrimbler Рік тому +11

      @@infinityheart_tm9270 "in regular chess"

    • @infinityheart_tm9270
      @infinityheart_tm9270 Рік тому +1

      @@TheGrimbler This isn’t regular chess.

    • @brettonjohansen1619
      @brettonjohansen1619 Рік тому +9

      @@infinityheart_tm9270 "in regular chess" :/

  • @agentep9979
    @agentep9979 Рік тому +184

    The Jo gambit was INSANE, probably one of the hardest I've laughed in an Alpharad video

    • @akesan2374
      @akesan2374 Рік тому +7

      Fr that was the most genuine laughs i ever heard from them

  • @ODISeth
    @ODISeth Рік тому +640

    The saddest thing about this video is that Jo will never find out that this game actually does have All chat

  • @saaamuel
    @saaamuel Рік тому +521

    i actually wish they'd actually make a series on this channel cuz this was the funniest episode this year by far

    • @Crunger13
      @Crunger13 Рік тому +24

      Honestly one of my favourite episodes of plus/deluxe/gold ever

    • @quentc
      @quentc Рік тому +3

      Actually?

    • @akesan2374
      @akesan2374 Рік тому +7

      Been saying that for months maybe years now

    • @snazzysparkles2773
      @snazzysparkles2773 Рік тому +2

      hello sir, where did you get your profile picture?

  • @Daryom
    @Daryom Рік тому +137

    36:53 the screen going pitch black and just hearing a single shot afterwards is funny as fuck tbh

  • @fishiefish6179
    @fishiefish6179 Рік тому +178

    Jacob: it’s like doomfist
    Jo: I’ve never played doom
    LMAO

  • @sunnycideup4725
    @sunnycideup4725 Рік тому +92

    Jo playing the “Wrong Way” gambit was NOT a move i was expecting to see here today

  • @micahwhoward8316
    @micahwhoward8316 Рік тому +66

    Jo: you just can't get back up at the pawn huh?
    Also Jo: jumps off the board literally every match instantly

  • @Lucky_Lia
    @Lucky_Lia Рік тому +294

    They should give themselves a “cheat day” just so they can play FPS Chess

    • @pokemonchase9876
      @pokemonchase9876 Рік тому +5

      could also be one of the last days of the year maybe? ending the 365 daily uploads and having a new gimmick or something

    • @georgeok4582
      @georgeok4582 Рік тому +8

      @@pokemonchase9876 oh you just made me realise. If they keep this up the entire year then they're probably gonna post Mistery dungeon on the 31'st

    • @Lucs100
      @Lucs100 11 місяців тому

      @@georgeok4582 this aged well

    • @xxxxxxxxxx166
      @xxxxxxxxxx166 11 місяців тому

      ​@@Lucs100ye

  • @QuantumVT
    @QuantumVT Рік тому +96

    I love how jo is mad at the concept of game balance

  • @screamo4211
    @screamo4211 Рік тому +527

    Okay, now play 5D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel

    • @thepopeofpineapples6275
      @thepopeofpineapples6275 Рік тому +33

      I don’t think Jo could even comprehend that…

    • @TheAnimationStationTAS
      @TheAnimationStationTAS Рік тому +16

      @@thepopeofpineapples6275 but Jo teacher?

    • @timebender25
      @timebender25 Рік тому +48

      THE GAME ISN'T EVEN 5D, IT'S JUST 4D THERE ARE TWO SPACIAL AXIS AND TWO TEMPORAL AXIS. This annoys us so much* you don't understand.
      *-It's fun to get faux angry at the things that don't ultimately matter-.

    • @rift3487
      @rift3487 Рік тому +18

      Okay, now play shotgun king the last checkmate

    • @DSFII
      @DSFII Рік тому +11

      @@timebender25 the third spatial dimension is the one you’re viewing it in

  • @grahamwaldo331
    @grahamwaldo331 Рік тому +100

    Jo’s lack of observational skills is truly impressive sometimes.

  • @SuperDZ555
    @SuperDZ555 Рік тому +29

    i love how in fps chess instead of having actual strategy you can play as aggressively as possible and win

  • @adamata64
    @adamata64 Рік тому +128

    When they asked on Yoshi Game for a game to suggest, I went "Shotgun King the Last Checkmate. It's chess with a gun." but this is far better than that and better than I could've imagined.

    • @GlizzyDrift
      @GlizzyDrift Рік тому +3

      I loved every minute of this video

  • @EthanimationsYT
    @EthanimationsYT Рік тому +268

    Jo being so angry about ChessPS is so hilarious

  • @AvaValentine8655
    @AvaValentine8655 Рік тому +81

    I love that Jo doesn't know you can climb walls by holding jump

  • @kosmickalamity7071
    @kosmickalamity7071 Рік тому +148

    Peak toxicity Jo is a very cool character I hope he comes back in the future

  • @joekerr1607
    @joekerr1607 Рік тому +40

    Jacobs brief attempt to teach chess then immediate regret lmfao

  • @kirkendauhl6990
    @kirkendauhl6990 Рік тому +14

    The lack of chess knowledge when he had to use his king was pretty funny ngl. It seems like it gives the piece a weapon based on their power and range which is why the queen had a mini gun

  • @Toazterr
    @Toazterr Рік тому +87

    This truly is the chess of all time

  • @stickham_
    @stickham_ Рік тому +77

    The best part about this game is that Alpha gets to play the knight and embody the meaning of flying too close to the sun

  • @ddstudios2148
    @ddstudios2148 Рік тому +22

    "This should be mate in regular chess"
    "... no"

  • @arcadiawhimsies
    @arcadiawhimsies Рік тому +12

    "You have been grinding Valorant this should be great for you"
    "Where chat?"
    The TRUE Valorant experience, shit talking

  • @terenceosorio6680
    @terenceosorio6680 Рік тому +76

    Saw the title, instantly clicked, this game is very funny and very wholesome

  • @MADDYT
    @MADDYT 11 місяців тому +4

    This is the best video during the Gold Era

  • @pyongfox9796
    @pyongfox9796 Рік тому +25

    Really hoping that at the end of the year, instead of a best of, we finally get our montage... of every time they asked colin to put it in the montage.

  • @deepdishdaddy3346
    @deepdishdaddy3346 Рік тому +34

    I want to see Jo play Pokemon Conquest, it's a game you either love or have never heard of it and taking only a couple kingdoms would be pretty quick especially with an S class story masher

  • @holdenhepworth9139
    @holdenhepworth9139 Рік тому +15

    One of the rare times the commentary is about the gameplay

  • @fallaciousUnion
    @fallaciousUnion Рік тому +2

    I like how Jo was complaining that Alpha didn't tell them the king had a sword as if they couldn't look at the fucking screen and see a sword

  • @newnatedr1pn59
    @newnatedr1pn59 5 місяців тому +3

    1 year later, still my favorite alpharad gold video

  • @coobie4155
    @coobie4155 11 місяців тому +2

    I won’t lie, I skipped this video on release because why not, but today’s final Gold episode made me go back and man this was definitely the best video of the year, congrats Jacob/Jo on completing the year!

  • @WalkinStereotype
    @WalkinStereotype Рік тому +17

    Its funny how the bishop having the holy hand grenade went over both of their heads

  • @namelessdragon330
    @namelessdragon330 Рік тому +16

    Watching Jo not understand how chess works, or games work, or fun works, is always going to entertain. And it also makes me wonder if he's ever felt happiness in his life or if he just gets by with frustration 24/7.

  • @amberhernandez
    @amberhernandez Рік тому +8

    Every time you think it can't get funnier, there's just ONE MORE wild thing that happens and I'm laughing just as hard as they are. This was _phenomenal_ , guys!

  • @nightflare27
    @nightflare27 Рік тому +3

    46:36 I'm not good at chess, but I'm almost positive the king can just kill the queen here; not a checkmate.
    Other pieces could also take the queen.

  • @DaisiesTC
    @DaisiesTC Рік тому +13

    If I had a nickel for every Chess but with guns game that came out this year, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

  • @nicclough9846
    @nicclough9846 Рік тому +20

    Genuinely, thank you very much for uploading every day. Alpharad Gold is exactly what I’ve needed with my god awful start of 2023. I’ve been a fan of the channel since hat in time, and the content has always made me laugh and smile. You’ve kept up the same content and humor ever since (minus the slight change from plus to deluxe), and now I get to see it every day and crack a smile and a good laugh every day. Jo being toxic in chess and hearing about Milf Magnet Jacob are the highlights of my day, and with the new consistency I always have something to look forward to. Thank you very much and I’m looking forward to a good year of Gold.

    • @Tyty-qi2gu
      @Tyty-qi2gu Рік тому +3

      I’m sorry, I hope it gets better

    • @nicclough9846
      @nicclough9846 Рік тому +1

      @@Tyty-qi2gu ty king, you dropped this 👑

    • @akesan2374
      @akesan2374 2 місяці тому

      So has it been going better for you since then?

  • @rockstar57HD
    @rockstar57HD Рік тому +9

    its crazy to me how many things they managed to learn then forget only to relearn within 50 minutes

  • @Megaman_3140
    @Megaman_3140 6 місяців тому +2

    Alternate title: 8 minutes of Jo trying to figure out how the game works

  • @aspiringgirl4422
    @aspiringgirl4422 6 місяців тому +3

    Yeah, this is the best episode of the year.

  • @o1OrangeLeopard
    @o1OrangeLeopard Рік тому +1

    3:00 Master Chief is the king in the halo playing cards Microsoft sells

  • @TheTitaniumSamurott
    @TheTitaniumSamurott Рік тому +15

    Chess bringing out Jo's toxicity in full force is amazing.

  • @ODISeth
    @ODISeth 2 місяці тому +1

    I hope they return to this game in the Platinum era. We need to see Jo with all chat

  • @elitobin
    @elitobin Рік тому +28

    Dashs sacrifice didn't go in vein ✊

  • @xavierzaballero9667
    @xavierzaballero9667 Рік тому +2

    27:17 I love how Jo thinks Doomfist is from Doom (he's from overwatch for anyone who's wondering). I feel like they should have experimented playing each other and learning what the abilities are (and the fact you can climb) before playing randoms online.

  • @goldfishtoast
    @goldfishtoast Рік тому +14

    Them going this whole video without knowing they could climb walls made me go insane

  • @coolrobotdog5287
    @coolrobotdog5287 Рік тому +1

    While I was watching this video, my friend and I were discussing adopting a elephant.

  • @shapeshifterk
    @shapeshifterk Рік тому +6

    I initially read the title as "chess but game" which I didn't even question, because them having a bit about board games not being games despite the title, would be such an alpharad gold bit.

  • @matalacol2487
    @matalacol2487 Рік тому +7

    Y'all should play Shotgun King: The Final Checkmate. It's a chess based top down roguelike shooter where you play as the Black king with a shotgun versus the White army and each round you select one of two random buffs for yourself, but each option is paired with a buff for the White army. It's sick, and it has a brief story at the beginning of each game that Jo can skip

  • @jlco
    @jlco Рік тому +3

    I was fully expecting Shotgun King with that title.
    If I had a nickel for every "chess but guns" game I've seen on UA-cam, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

  • @pon3d120
    @pon3d120 Рік тому +1

    Host beats king with pawn -> rematch.
    Jo beats queen with knight -> rage quit

  • @Saltyorange11
    @Saltyorange11 Рік тому +9

    Next we need to see jo losing it over 5d chess with multiversal time travel

  • @SapphireCarbuncle009
    @SapphireCarbuncle009 Рік тому +2

    5:00 We've done it, this is peak Alpharad Gold content, it's never getting better than this

  • @SgtsPepper11
    @SgtsPepper11 Рік тому +7

    I love the fact that Jo clearly has never played chess before

  • @TeeQueueSA
    @TeeQueueSA Рік тому +3

    I came for the shotgun king but stayed for the archer knight.

  • @potatokun8630
    @potatokun8630 Рік тому +4

    This is actually the hardest I’ve laughed in a while thanks 😂

  • @sovereignflux
    @sovereignflux Рік тому +1

    This game should have stuff like a health boost to the attacking side.
    Or maybe it does and I didn't know.
    28:44 was my favorite part

  • @samundef3500
    @samundef3500 Рік тому +3

    Jo is peak competitive overwatch player mentality despite never having played overwatch

  • @CreamCakes420
    @CreamCakes420 Рік тому +2

    3:29 this guy doesn’t know much about chess does he

  • @yugohima8837
    @yugohima8837 Рік тому +6

    It’s sad that Jo really thought that was checkmate in normal chess

    • @fungusonus
      @fungusonus Рік тому

      No, Alpharad agreeing was the sad part

  • @Ajc-ni3xn
    @Ajc-ni3xn Рік тому +1

    i have never seen someone be equally at chess and and fps at the same time

  • @O-01-04
    @O-01-04 Рік тому +13

    I really hope that eventually, Jopharad and Al try out PS2 classics such as Magic Pengel and Graffiti Kingdom. Literally nobody seems to know about those games existences, which is a shame considering they're a fucking rabbit hole of traits that you'd think would make it more well known. (Such as Studio Ghibli's involvement in Magic Pengel, ZUN working on Graffiti Kingdom's music, or hell even the fact Charles Martinet voices one of the villains in the story!) Not to mention its unique gameplay of being able to actually physically draw the monsters you play the game as, or use in battle (depending on the game), and its """"top notch"""" voice acting.

  • @MumboJ
    @MumboJ Рік тому +3

    "Name me one game where the King doesn't have the best line of defence."
    "Chess."

  • @LezbeOswald
    @LezbeOswald Рік тому +4

    four minutes in and Jo's already mad tilted because he doesn't know how chess works and that's the content i expect from this channel

  • @camelat7228
    @camelat7228 Рік тому +21

    i love how rook is just "what if widowmaker replaced venom mine with mei's ice wall?"

    • @aussiejo5764
      @aussiejo5764 Рік тому +18

      what does that even mean these are just words

    • @burningfox4974
      @burningfox4974 Рік тому +1

      @@aussiejo5764 overwatch reference. Widow maker is a sniper with a proximity mine, mie can create ice walls

    • @camelat7228
      @camelat7228 Рік тому +3

      @@aussiejo5764 i envy you

    • @DannyCheezits
      @DannyCheezits 3 місяці тому

      ​@camelat7228 My brain blocks out any compy lingo from overwatch or valorant fans out of oppositional defiance towards esports

  • @dsyms
    @dsyms Рік тому +4

    this was some of the best content I've seen in a long time.

  • @tuskoub
    @tuskoub Рік тому +1

    Crazy how this is the game with the most amount of views during Gold and even crazier that it’s so far down the list of most-viewed videos on this channel

  • @TerrariusTheOverseer
    @TerrariusTheOverseer Рік тому +8

    This has made the entire year for me

    • @ScaredJade
      @ScaredJade Рік тому

      I didnt expect to find you here of all places

  • @goldenghost23
    @goldenghost23 Рік тому +2

    Even more reasons why you should play Spiderman Web of shadows: So theres this really cool physics bug? Where you mash the jump button against a wall and if you mash fast enough spiderman slides on his knees and skyrockets super fast up any wall into the sky.

  • @dr.tuesday2158
    @dr.tuesday2158 Рік тому +3

    Can we make an exception where they are allowed to replay this game, funniest thing I've seen in a while

  • @drfil146
    @drfil146 Рік тому +2

    4:57 The craziest part of this mod is how Jo was able to ignore b7xa6 without any bricks or anything

  • @Crona_Gowther_Kanato
    @Crona_Gowther_Kanato Рік тому +3

    This is the greatest thing of all time, how am I only just now learning of its existence?!

  • @ThaCataBoi
    @ThaCataBoi Рік тому +4

    they played for 47 minutes and never found out you can climb walls

  • @TheFireSword83
    @TheFireSword83 Рік тому +4

    So in the last game, it wasnt checkmate because Black could take White's queen with the king, knight, queen, or bishop. It was only check, but in a game of just Chess, you hung the queen

  • @taplay5383
    @taplay5383 Рік тому +2

    One of the greatest chess duels of all time, to begin at 50 paces.

  • @givemeawand
    @givemeawand Рік тому +4

    I’ve been petitioning for chess, but this is acceptable for now. I’ll start advocating again when I inevitably forget they played this and won’t stop until they do real chess, even when I’m reminded they did this.

  • @mightnotmagic
    @mightnotmagic Рік тому +1

    This is maybe the best gaming video on youtube. Fucking hilarious.

  • @49munkeys
    @49munkeys Рік тому +3

    Now they’re gunna do irl fps chess with like paintball or something so Jo can play more

  • @ghostlee0
    @ghostlee0 Рік тому

    I’m a simple man, I see a video of a game “with Guns”, I see it’s by Alpharad, I watch.

  • @connorrogerson7675
    @connorrogerson7675 Рік тому +4

    Jo learns chess. I like it fun and educational

  • @footman77
    @footman77 11 місяців тому

    Jo flailing his mouse aroujnd wildly and then complaining that he can't see his opponent will never cease to make me laugh

  • @dacedave4161
    @dacedave4161 Рік тому +3

    I would honestly love to see more of this. Jo is really good and hype af. Honestly just make a third channel that's dedicated to Jo sweating 🤣

  • @bramrutgers207
    @bramrutgers207 Рік тому

    Okay, I can see I was wrong in asking for choo choo charles. This is clearly the best game of all time for this channel and you have already crowned this masterpiece of a challenge with it.
    I do believe you guys will make it till the end of the year while daily uploading!!
    But only because of this video

  • @SkullTheLegless
    @SkullTheLegless Рік тому +5

    Despite being endlessly hilarious watching yall both have no idea how to climb while dealing with that queen on the bookshelf really hurts

  • @supersonicfan6404
    @supersonicfan6404 Рік тому +1

    29:45 I can’t believe you forgot kamek’s wise word, “keep on gaming, but never become arrogant!”

  • @jackal04
    @jackal04 Рік тому +3

    I’d never thought I’d see someone unironically asking “how dose the horsey move?”

  • @bitratebenny2856
    @bitratebenny2856 Рік тому +1

    Fun fact about this game: there is actually another map in the game, but it is only accessible during the tutorial.

  • @markbassett6561
    @markbassett6561 2 місяці тому +3

    Sequal when?

  • @EV_Skuttle
    @EV_Skuttle Рік тому +1

    Fighting Jo queen only has got to feel like playing Pixel Gun 3D against pay-to-win players

  • @ch34ting30
    @ch34ting30 Рік тому +5

    Day 8 of asking for them to play JET. SET. RADIOOOOOOOO!

  • @duckingutz
    @duckingutz Рік тому +1

    Why does jo’s laugh sound like someone playing a clip of a laugh on a soundboard over and over again

  • @finnhargadon6054
    @finnhargadon6054 Рік тому +23

    Day #14 of getting Alpharad to play a metal gear solid game

    • @hylianro
      @hylianro Рік тому

      @@kdogjake no, mgs3

    • @VjxTop
      @VjxTop Рік тому

      @@kdogjake Metal gear 5

    • @Tarrmantis
      @Tarrmantis Рік тому +1

      in mgs3 video they will wait to start recording until they climb the ladder

    • @Bongus_Bubogus
      @Bongus_Bubogus Рік тому

      The Metal Gear series? Solid.

  • @Gamemaster13000
    @Gamemaster13000 Рік тому

    "Only get to play this game once this year" Honestly, I'm down if this just becomes an FPS Chess channel.