David is the better sport if he needs to get up. Also, David should've kept his hand behind Simon, and keep on talking, while a lot of the talks were done by the puppeteer. It made the act a bit asymmetric, imho. Still a good act, but it lives with the "volunteers" participating or not. And the difficult is that the puppeteer needs to improvise as the puppets play.
Simon is quite shy when it comes to doing crazy stuff. He is a "no nonsense" person. Still he gives the best comments. My all time favorite judge!! ❤❤😍😍😘😘
Well.. that is true. However he saw the ventriloquist's first audition, which was even more humiliating for the judge he called on stage. Therefor he brought it upon himself by going on stage. He could have said no instead of making an ass out of himself and the performer. In my opinion.
Can I give you this Judges presses hold buzzer Janitors here We do again Janitors again I’m sick of this job Janitors looks in judges eyes and wants to kill them and break gold buzzer but doesn’t
Wishing David could be on AGT also. He's sooooo funny with Simon and adds new perspective too a really funny Simon that we don't get to see. Simon is great "straight guy" for David's antics. Love it.
The first act was OMG Simon did not like this sort of thing plus that mask did not suit him but for David he probably enjoyed it and the mask suited David
Yeah I think that's how it was for everyone, even David, by the end he seems genuinely like "okay, it's over now, let's go sit back down" because he sees how much Simon is over it. (assuming you mean the first act)
I’m starting a petition to keep Simon off the stage for acts that make him uncomfortable. Sign to save Simon. Here’s your pen 🖊 Here’s the paper 🗒 But honestly he looked so traumatized after he came out of the box, honestly I saw him trip a bit, anybody else see him? He was quite unsteady and it was painful to watch him in such pain ;-;
anyone who knows simon just a little bit knows he never dances or gets hype, which is ok...he should have picked alesia if he really wanted them to dance
Honestly Simon in the 1st one, kinda made me really mad, no one should be put in a situation where they had to do something because the rest of the 🌏 was watching them, Simon did right by walking out, I'd do the same in any uncomfortable situation.
Wow that first act made me feel sick. If you liked that, then think about this. If you were embarrassed in front of the world and forced to come back to endure that torture again, would you find it funny? Some people are just sick.
I really don't think the audience realized that Simon was uncomfortable at first but once he walked off stage I wouldn't have booed that's just rude to Simon he clearly didn't want to do it.
I have to say, Simon got a taste of his own medicine in this act, surprisingly, he handled it very well. He now knows the feeling of humility, congratulations, Simon, you know everyone loves you. God Bless.
Too much manipulation I felt forced to like it cause if I didn't I was a monster but I could tell it was designed to make people cry and somehow it felt wrong like is not about talent is about emotional blackmail.
"I dont like comedians on this show.. BUT.. I love you..." GOLD BUZZER. OMG I lOVED THAT!!! Such a good comedian! Has true talent there and should be very proud!
I like how he did golden buzzer on the guy who was funny I was literally screaming GOLDEN BUZZER Mum: *shut up* Me: *oh I forgot (family is here)* Me: *shoot*
Woah! I didn't imagine David to be funny... but he was so funny 😅😂 He cracked me up so much in this episode, especially at the strip tease bit haha 🤣😂 Loved Simon's reactions too 😆😄 I loved Finn! Such a cute dog and Bravo 😀 I would love to have a pet like Finn!!!
i agree with simon in kojo’s performance! i usually don’t like watching comedians in AGT or BGT or any of the GT’s because they make me bored or confused, but kojo kept my attention the whole time and i was really entertained! i’m really glad simon pressed the golden buzzer. kojo deserved it!
I swear David suits all of plays he gets chosen for, he's never embarrassed
Cause he’s a comedian
True
Hes such a good sport
Is david gay? If so I could tell ,if not well he was funny
Angelia Pittman no he isn’t
Simon under the mask: I’m gonna kill him
David: snuggles
🤣
Simon is always saying someone's act is bad but he's a sore loser and doesn't know how to have fun
David is the better sport if he needs to get up.
Also, David should've kept his hand behind Simon, and keep on talking, while a lot of the talks were done by the puppeteer.
It made the act a bit asymmetric, imho.
Still a good act, but it lives with the "volunteers" participating or not.
And the difficult is that the puppeteer needs to improvise as the puppets play.
Yes Simon was pissed lol
IKR 😂🤣
I'd love to see Simon's comments after that first act. He was pissed off.
Hehe very colorful 😂
The producers forced him to do it and didn't told him beforehand, as they should have done. And because of the producers he came back in the end
Simon was having more fun having knives thrown at him than he was wearing that mask.
J M true
But he wanted to do it
Unlike the mask one
Its so sad that the performer made Simon so uncomfortable by making him wear that mask!
J M :’’)n
Simon is quite shy when it comes to doing crazy stuff. He is a "no nonsense" person. Still he gives the best comments. My all time favorite judge!! ❤❤😍😍😘😘
Hi
He asked someone to throw knives at him
Stfu 😂
Natalie Hoper are you like 7 what are you on about
Mine too he’s a funny yet harsh judge and I’m also shy when it comes to that type of stuff to what about u?
simon looked hella uncomfortable in that first one - it was so hard to watch him like that 🥺
I don't know,Simon can't even do a fucking joke.
@@eviken1982 wth shut up. He was in a really uncomfortable state Okay?!?!and
eviken1982 Nah he can. But when it involves being in a uncomfortable state in front of hundreds of people, then that changes things by a lot...😳
All these niggas freaking the fuck out 😂😂
Myyyyy duuuude 😋😂
Best part of using Simon in the act: he can’t immediately buzz you
true true
Lmaooo xD
Lol true
So true lol =0
Oof
Simon: getting knifes thrown at him.
David: please don't kill my baby simon.
It would have been better if he called Simon his baby
I honestly felt so bad for Simon in the first one. He's not into that sort of thing and that ok. He's my favourite judge.
Kereta api
Well.. that is true. However he saw the ventriloquist's first audition, which was even more humiliating for the judge he called on stage. Therefor he brought it upon himself by going on stage. He could have said no instead of making an ass out of himself and the performer. In my opinion.
I agree it’s true he is the host
It's not nice to have favourites! 😤
Hermione Granger yes
I just realized if you get all the judges on the stage they can’t buzz u off. I’m sister shook sis
they can still vote no...
True
@@sockstomie4670 if you shoot then in the head they can't say anything
tehfirstpotato King then you’d probably have security shoot you as soon as you pull out a gun. tf is wrong w u
Dylan Carreau no i get it was a joke but a lot of people were commenting this being serious so uh. r/whoooosh yourself smh
Can anyone acknowledge the fact that Simon was traumatized after seeing David with his pants of.
Praiseomatic I know I was, lol.
I was thinking of the song where you its like mentally disturbed llama drama llama.. So on . I'm still FRIK'N dying tho
Praiseomatic yes he looked traumatized.
Poor guy
Lol
You mean trousers. Were not in America
@@butterblock6.046 thank you 👏
19:00 awwww his face says everything here 😢 you can tell his heart like dropped when Simon said but, and then he like nodded 😣
Cookies n Tea That parts worthy of a few rewinds👍😁.
The evolution of Simon's emotions when knives were being thrown at him was priceless.
PRICELESS
I just love how David goes along with it and Simon is like "NOPE" XD
can't blame simon for not wanting to do the act. you could feel the discomfort
The first one or when David had his *frickn pants off*
He looked *traumatized for life*
I cringed when they guy tried to move his legs
Ice_Cold _Flames Yes I know. He looked like he saw the most terrifying thing in the world-
Gxyxtxchvyxyfxyfx
Golden Buzzer: a contestants dream
Golden Buzzer: a janitors nightmare
At least it’s not fine cut glitter falling from the ceiling. That shit never comes out of any surface.
So right tho-
Can I give you this
Judges presses hold buzzer
Janitors here We do again
Janitors again I’m sick of this job
Janitors looks in judges eyes and wants to kill them and break gold buzzer but doesn’t
I love how Simon seem to look so tough but really got a soft heart.
When David took his pants of:
David: Hiya Simon, how ya do'n ; )
Simon: Why me, out of the people here, why me. *scarred for life*
@@RabbitGoBrrr no he probably didn't he looks like a young child watching Chucky
@GachaSolf :3
NAh that’s for show lmao they definitely fuck behind closed doors lmao 😂
Hell yeah 😂
Jonathan Davis our of curiosity, I decided to look up fan fiction of them.
Why is there so much
Who wrote these?
Help
Lord Bumblebee LMAO
Fanfiction is my senpai
Definitely don’t jack off to it lmao 😉🤣
6:11
David:is what your going to do dangerous?
Performer:Very dangerous really dangerous
Simon:*smiles*
Edit:Omg thank you for the likes!
*yes smiles*
XD
In my opinion Simon wanted to die because of David's weirdness XDDD
i feel bad for simon on the first 1, thats the hard bit being a judge >.
Ami Chisholm i mean if i were being humiliated in front of thousands of people i’d be uncomfortable too
Poor Simon. He’s quite a shy introvert at heart.
He’s not that shy. He just feels under pressure.
But he enjoys having knives thrown at him. Hmmmm.
Lolol 🤣
He literally went to jail at the age of 12 for hijacking a bus lol
eulicetee yea true lol
Wishing David could be on AGT also. He's sooooo funny with Simon and adds new perspective too a really funny Simon that we don't get to see. Simon is great "straight guy" for David's antics. Love it.
I wish too
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agt is very strict because of america’s rules, so he wouldn’t be able to act this way
I felt so bad for Simon during the first act he looked like he was ready to cry🥺
More like ready to kick his ass lol
Simon tries it = ' _ '.
Simon again = you're a brave girl .
😂😂😂😂
The first act was OMG
Simon did not like this sort of thing plus that mask did not suit him but for David he probably enjoyed it and the mask suited David
David is gay
what??? really???
@@NobleRaven David's pan I believe, I remember him mentioning somewhere he doesn't really care for gender and falls for people's soul and personality.
suugär why would that even matter
@@sockstomie4670 it clearly does
Plot twist: *_The first guy just ships Simon and David a lot._*
Edgy Midnight-tato Lmao. I was thinking of that too.
Who doesn’t 😜
Edgy Midnight-tato
You’re probably right.
HA GAYYYYYY
Who doesn't ship them though? They're so kewl together. xd
Simon after davin comes in: *P u r e R e g r e t*
David: _Spoon meh._
Simon's surprised face always makes my day. Or when he shows any emotion really
Kojo was AMAZING he was so sweet and he even started crying!!!🥰❤️
I don't know if David is a judge or the performer HAHA I can't stop laughing at him😂🤣
This was funny until I saw Simon's discomfort..
Wrath
Wrath und
yep, it's hard to watch
Which act are you talking about?
Yeah I think that's how it was for everyone, even David, by the end he seems genuinely like "okay, it's over now, let's go sit back down" because he sees how much Simon is over it. (assuming you mean the first act)
How to impress Simon:
Bring a dog
Correct
Lol..
I’m starting a petition to keep Simon off the stage for acts that make him uncomfortable. Sign to save Simon.
Here’s your pen
🖊
Here’s the paper
🗒
But honestly he looked so traumatized after he came out of the box, honestly I saw him trip a bit, anybody else see him? He was quite unsteady and it was painful to watch him in such pain ;-;
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6:11
David : is what ur doin gonna be dangerous
Perform: yes very
Simon : smirks
Me : 💀💀
I read this when I was on the exact moment David said that
Lollll 😂😂
Cute Cats simon is hilarious🤣
The first act was bad. Simon was uncomfortable the WHOLE time. I felt sooo bad... They shouldn't have forced him he was not liking it at ALL
I know if gose off the stage thay shoudent make him:(
The act was supposed to be entertaining and it was.
@@christinetaylor8015 grammar
The guy's audition was better
I read somewhere that he walked off stage to ask the producers something like if this guy asked beforehand. So it was a lot of miscommunication really
Whenever you get a golden buzzer from Simon you cannot forget that day cause that’s special.
Roses are red
violets are blue
Simons is there
He dont know what to do
worst rhyme ever.
@@katieismobile8898 rudee
oMg I LUV DIS 😆
Katie Samung Wth its hilarious
I did that 😠
Simon looked soooo stressed after the the first act was over, i felt so bad 😢
did y'all see Simon's face when he was on the board with the nives
That smile at the end- we must protect him
Skulter Underground yess🥺😔
Knives *
"But...I LOVE YOU." *hits golden buzzer* (btw why am i even typing this?)
The comedian one, how is Simon in under pressure?!?!
Yea...why
I'm assuming you mean the first one. Simon is incredibly uncomfortable on stage and does not look happy at all.
@@janus-the-doubleheaded-sna1223 No, he meant Kojo's Golden Buzzer performance
@@SkillShooter88 Oh ok
19:57 when he said "enjoy this" I thought he was giving him a bill LMAO
*Simon Cowell gives golden buzzer*
Me: “Is that even possible?! Simon, Simon Cowell gave somebody a GOLDEN buzzer
Simon should have walked back and pushed his buzzer in the first one
anyone who knows simon just a little bit knows he never dances or gets hype, which is ok...he should have picked alesia if he really wanted them to dance
I'm with Simon on the first act. I would've hated it as well...
Roses are red
Simon was crying
I felt sad for the dog
I didn’t want it dying
THANKS FOR 118 LIKES,MY HIGHET LIKES WAS 4 BEFORE
Good one!!
I love that!!!
Didn’t rhyme at all
Crying and dying rhymes and why would u waste time hating
What
David: Senpai... Oh, I mean, come Simon. They want us on the stage.
Simon: I wasn't born for this...
I will never see Simon the same again
Honestly Simon in the 1st one, kinda made me really mad, no one should be put in a situation where they had to do something because the rest of the 🌏 was watching them, Simon did right by walking out, I'd do the same in any uncomfortable situation.
Guyana rocks always & 4ever I agree with you. I felt bad for Simon
I definitely agree 😒
You could tell he was uncomfortable he was turning red and sweating
Very deep
Nobody :
The couple : we are professional dancers
Also the couple : throwing blades at each other
Simon's facial reactions are adorable
Wow that first act made me feel sick. If you liked that, then think about this. If you were embarrassed in front of the world and forced to come back to endure that torture again, would you find it funny? Some people are just sick.
Ikr I was feeling sick too
Same
??
I really don't think the audience realized that Simon was uncomfortable at first but once he walked off stage I wouldn't have booed that's just rude to Simon he clearly didn't want to do it.
I have to say, Simon got a taste of his own medicine in this act, surprisingly, he handled it very well. He now knows the feeling of humility, congratulations, Simon, you know everyone loves you. God Bless.
Simon about to get hit
“ Simon, you realize this is only series 13?!”
I died laughing 😂
summons face when david dropped his pants always has me dying
Simon in the second one was probably like thinking of his last thoughts when the guy was throwing the knives.
Nick: Do not try that at home :)
Me: Cool then imma do it at the park >:}
How original
Anyone else cry cuz of the dog..? ...no? ..just me and simon? ..ok then..
i cried too, heartbreaking story
I cried. Eyes were red by the time the act finished.
Animation & Gachalife Freak I did cry.
Animation & Gachalife Freak I did cry.
Too much manipulation I felt forced to like it cause if I didn't I was a monster but I could tell it was designed to make people cry and somehow it felt wrong like is not about talent is about emotional blackmail.
"I dont like comedians on this show.. BUT.. I love you..." GOLD BUZZER.
OMG I lOVED THAT!!! Such a good comedian! Has true talent there and should be very proud!
How did the first act get through to the semi finals. Probably because David did stripteases
david is such a great sport when he is chosen to go on stage
I actually started crying I never cry in sad stories he is truly a best friend
The SECOND one I love
Simon's like pressure pushing down on me UNDER PRESSURE!!!!
24:06 me when the teacher asks me to answer a question I don't know the answer to, and you know the whole class is looking at you
Omg 🤣
I CANT- XD
I cried when the mind reading dog and policeman came
That is what true friendship and best friends do💖
I like the way Simon is surprised at David actually doing everything he is told like his life depends on it
I like how he did golden buzzer on the guy who was funny
I was literally screaming GOLDEN BUZZER
Mum: *shut up*
Me: *oh I forgot (family is here)*
Me: *shoot*
23:23 after I saw this
I pissed my pants from laughing
10:16 Look at Simon's face 😂 so cute! Like a 10 years old kid
that face is adorable haha
COJO HADME CRYING LAUGHING AND EMOTIONALLY.... I LOOOOOOOOVVVED HIM!!!! HE WAS FUNNY
David: *Stripping*
Simon: Is this what being Gay feels like? OH MY GOD AM I GAY NOW?!?!
24:08 when you mom will arrived in 10 sec and you realize you forgot to clean you room
Woah! I didn't imagine David to be funny... but he was so funny 😅😂 He cracked me up so much in this episode, especially at the strip tease bit haha 🤣😂 Loved Simon's reactions too 😆😄 I loved Finn! Such a cute dog and Bravo 😀 I would love to have a pet like Finn!!!
You've never seen Little Britain, have you?
Very glad Simon left the stage on the first one you don’t grab someone’s leg like that what is wrong with people
"David the word is... table."
*Add*
Me:... GAHHHHHHHHH
That first one just felt like it was done just to take the piss out of Simon lol it was so bad
SIMONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN FINALY WENT ON THE STAGE
Im sure david and simon have got something together
23:24 that smile turned upside down when he realized that's about to happen lol
Last one was the best and soo heart touching😯
with finn simon was so soft and tried so hard to not cry over watching the video, hes just a big softie
I'm crying soo hard th at guy with the dog should have got a Goldman buzzer
I love Simon cowell he’s the best I wish I could meet him one day
19:08 I love Alesha’s reaction here
Didn't expect to hear a snippet of a Queen song in here...yay...(:
19:23 his eyes made me feel super teary and happy. ;3
The dog finn just makes my heart melt I cried
simon's face when david stripped! 😂
Simon doesn`t wants to dance for a second in the first preformance but he does risk his life in the second performance thats why i like Simon :))
One way not to get a red buzzer:
Make Simon go on stage
Bella Hand gosh so true!
I love that on the first one, Simon was like (no, no, no) and David was like (yes, yes, yes) 2:20
5:24 they were so close to each other faces. I imagine they were in love that would be so funny 😂
Simon looks so cute when he's preparing himself for the knives 😂
Simon can be mean sometimes on the outside but he has a heart he is nice and I want to be like him 💙💙💙
10:07
david be like: DON'T TOUCH MAH SIMON
First one not funny at all, fail !
i can still see simon cowells frown straight through that mask
The last performer with a dog......
*fudging made me cry of their backstory*
i agree with simon in kojo’s performance! i usually don’t like watching comedians in AGT or BGT or any of the GT’s because they make me bored or confused, but kojo kept my attention the whole time and i was really entertained! i’m really glad simon pressed the golden buzzer. kojo deserved it!