LOL! These Performances Will Make You Laugh So Hard, You'll Cry! - America's Got Talent 2019

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  • Опубліковано 30 вер 2019
  • Sethward returns as walrus, Kevin Schwartz delivers hilarious jokes, Michael Paul brings amazing ventriloquism, and Melissa Arleth performs her CHEESIEST performance!
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  • @googly4038
    @googly4038 4 роки тому +7370

    I like how Simon the so called “mean” judge is the one to run and help when he fell off the stage.

    • @brianhill4153
      @brianhill4153 4 роки тому +368

      Simon has a soft heart... More so since his mom died.

    • @Owlventure_Aviation
      @Owlventure_Aviation 4 роки тому +69

      @@brianhill4153 When?

    • @brianhill4153
      @brianhill4153 4 роки тому +88

      @@Owlventure_Aviation In april 2016

    • @christymurphy7283
      @christymurphy7283 4 роки тому +357

      Simon is not "mean" he just takes his job seriously

    • @vrovroal
      @vrovroal 4 роки тому +115

      nah this man just didn’t want his show to get sued

  • @gracesaunders7527
    @gracesaunders7527 4 роки тому +3729

    i think the walrus guy was protesting that walruses shouldn’t be in circuses. i would be a yes from me!

    • @lpswhimsy4774
      @lpswhimsy4774 4 роки тому +45

      I agree.

    • @sleepy6694
      @sleepy6694 4 роки тому +106

      Grace Saunders no all animals shouldn’t be in circuses

    • @Dashingturtle
      @Dashingturtle 4 роки тому +75

      @@sleepy6694 ikr Just some clowns or other things are fine too we dont need to hold animails against their will

    • @idahernandez4032
      @idahernandez4032 4 роки тому +15

      Me to god julienne is a puta

    • @MuhammadAshraf-hb1zs
      @MuhammadAshraf-hb1zs 4 роки тому +15

      That was soook funny how come people dont like it!?

  • @akostoth9389
    @akostoth9389 4 роки тому +1995

    _"Let me tell you the first time i black out: ...... That's all i remember"_ I GET IT!

  • @alfaskripz
    @alfaskripz 3 роки тому +374

    The 2nd guy who's going through extreme anxiety has done great feats to reach where he is. And for that I give him the biggest pat on the back.

  • @AnthonymarioOrozco
    @AnthonymarioOrozco 4 роки тому +2360

    “I’ll be back”
    *_”Jesus Christ”_*

    • @gracesaunders7527
      @gracesaunders7527 4 роки тому +44

      TheBatgamer i laughed so hard 😂😂😂

    • @ecogreen123
      @ecogreen123 4 роки тому +26

      sad he didn't, we need him now more then ever XD

    • @matijaslat2100
      @matijaslat2100 4 роки тому +11

      that guy was the best! jeff dunham did it like that

    • @throne_glass1942
      @throne_glass1942 4 роки тому +21

      @@ecogreen123 he will come!✝️

    • @Animalityno4
      @Animalityno4 4 роки тому +6

      He is already here ^^

  • @McMerlin11
    @McMerlin11 4 роки тому +3968

    “Don’t try this at home!”
    *No problem, I dont have a seal costume or a beach ball.*

    • @edp0123
      @edp0123 4 роки тому +87

      Walrus*

    • @user-fj6wb7yu7m
      @user-fj6wb7yu7m 4 роки тому +20

      Wow thank you for saying you want to get the walrus guy more hurt

    • @DESIREDP0V
      @DESIREDP0V 4 роки тому +11

      HawkyPlays that poor man..

    • @drowsy1866
      @drowsy1866 4 роки тому +6

      Already tried it xD

    • @jepp.967
      @jepp.967 4 роки тому +1

      nor*

  • @arubella-arsenal978
    @arubella-arsenal978 3 роки тому +460

    “I went to the grocery store and saw a sign. It said: No food or drinks inside. So I went home.” THAT RLLY HIT ME

    • @jocelyngarcia8312
      @jocelyngarcia8312 3 роки тому +1

      I dont get it

    • @DyxiusMG
      @DyxiusMG 3 роки тому +11

      @@jocelyngarcia8312 The grocery store doesnt have food or drinks, so he went home because maybe there's food in there.

    • @abhishekpratap8784
      @abhishekpratap8784 3 роки тому +18

      @@jocelyngarcia8312 that sign is meant to say ' don't eat food or drink something inside the store, buy it and eat it later' , he literally took it word for word

    • @kimberlyb9608
      @kimberlyb9608 2 роки тому +3

      @@jocelyngarcia8312 what do you go to a grocery store to buy? Sign said no food or drinks, so he went home.. it's a joke.

    • @ZombifiedBuizel
      @ZombifiedBuizel 2 роки тому

      That's like a joke my grandpa tells: "A guy went hunting. He saw a sign "Bear Left" so the guy went home."

  • @k.hizzle5376
    @k.hizzle5376 3 роки тому +856

    Kevin “...I needed an excuse to leave my house...”
    Me: I can relate.

    • @LiliLawless
      @LiliLawless 3 роки тому +10

      Same

    • @QueenKajime_original
      @QueenKajime_original 3 роки тому +8

      I would but then I lose all motivation, even with sn excuse. 👌

    • @smashleyscott8272
      @smashleyscott8272 2 роки тому +5

      Get to living... or dying will get to you. Be part of the world... it needs you.

    • @acbutler42
      @acbutler42 2 роки тому +1

      His whole act was super relatable. I liked his one-liner schtick, he's like the everyman's Jimmy Carr.

    • @ARTPLAYSGAMES86
      @ARTPLAYSGAMES86 2 роки тому

      Go to work...

  • @CreamSupreme444
    @CreamSupreme444 4 роки тому +3437

    “Isaac Newton died a virgin, that means I have a one up on one of the worlds greatest scientists, I’m not dead.” The best joke in all of AGT.

    • @h4rry_r035
      @h4rry_r035 4 роки тому +23

      Yeah what else did is you think he's one up on

    • @annimerethenilsen8888
      @annimerethenilsen8888 4 роки тому +5

      You should have many yesess

    • @stefansauvageonwhat-a-twis1369
      @stefansauvageonwhat-a-twis1369 4 роки тому +6

      It became a meme

    • @Jordanfizer
      @Jordanfizer 4 роки тому +4

      ⁶⁹

    • @fanofmanylegends9709
      @fanofmanylegends9709 4 роки тому +56

      For those who're confused: The joke was delivered in a way to make you think he outdid Newton by not being a virgin, but instead he outdid him by being alive which means he's a virgin too.

  • @kadencaudle9871
    @kadencaudle9871 4 роки тому +2812

    I love how Simon immediately runs up to the walrus man to see if he's alright. Didn't even waste a second. The moment he saw the man fall, he jumped up

    • @angukatosolo672
      @angukatosolo672 4 роки тому +49

      its his show afterall he doesnt want to take risk

    • @M_Rosales
      @M_Rosales 4 роки тому +43

      He is sweet but also moneeeeyyy is on the line

    • @marialimon4138
      @marialimon4138 3 роки тому +21

      We have a hero in our midst... that and he doesn’t want to lose money. 🙃

    • @alemtsehaititi412
      @alemtsehaititi412 3 роки тому +11

      one of them should've stopped him beforehand anyways the guy's obviously not thinking right

    • @SparrowValentine
      @SparrowValentine 3 роки тому +12

      Yeah same. Simon may be tough, but he cares about you ❤

  • @killerkamen1183
    @killerkamen1183 3 роки тому +228

    Getting a yes from Simon is like getting four yes’s all in its own, I swear

    • @vietnamauthuong7765
      @vietnamauthuong7765 3 роки тому +16

      so true. at times I'm annoyed by the female judges. Something wrong with me ?

    • @doozyonya
      @doozyonya 2 роки тому +3

      @@vietnamauthuong7765 I agree

    • @rotua98
      @rotua98 2 роки тому +3

      If it sing act
      Simon can make crazy decision aswell when it comes to stupid act

    • @zettascorner4908
      @zettascorner4908 2 роки тому

      @@vietnamauthuong7765 for the first one yes for me

  • @scarystorytimewithjosey6248
    @scarystorytimewithjosey6248 3 роки тому +286

    "I'll be back " "Jesus Christ"
    😂😂😂

    • @GVNRND
      @GVNRND 3 роки тому +15

      That’s funny because He actually will be back 😆😂🤣

    • @ecomamaadmin3328
      @ecomamaadmin3328 3 роки тому +7

      - I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
      - Elton John
      ... ROFL

    • @joon_choco
      @joon_choco 3 роки тому +3

      @@GVNRND 😂😂😂 and on a serious note his coming back time is coming near and near according to hadiths

  • @infiniteh976
    @infiniteh976 4 роки тому +292

    “Just married makes it sound like there already disappointed ”🤣🤣🤣

  • @libkingz6689
    @libkingz6689 4 роки тому +979

    Nobody:
    Simon: “are you ok, are you alive” as he watches the man stand up

    • @morosorodubuc5110
      @morosorodubuc5110 4 роки тому +25

      Eli David gotta make sure he’s not a zombie walrus

    • @allieolivier9962
      @allieolivier9962 4 роки тому +11

      When he fell I could not stop laughing

    • @antoniofleck7881
      @antoniofleck7881 4 роки тому +5

      I think I laughed at hard at this comment as when he actually said it

    • @jcpvlip
      @jcpvlip 4 роки тому +1

      Allie Olivier 🥋⛸

    • @chopsuymatus9349
      @chopsuymatus9349 4 роки тому +2

      Is it just me or does the walrus act remind you of that horror movie Tusk.

  • @christianperkins3304
    @christianperkins3304 3 роки тому +604

    Guy:"I'll be back"
    Bird: Jesus Christ
    Me: I mean he's not wrong 😂😂

    • @duke-vx8xy
      @duke-vx8xy 3 роки тому +6

      69 likes I will not ruin this also r/technically the truth

    • @joon_choco
      @joon_choco 3 роки тому +9

      I was NOT expecting that 😂😂😂 his coming back time is getting closer and closer according to hadiths

    • @Raven_Ray9
      @Raven_Ray9 3 роки тому +6

      Then he says number 2 it’s hilarious
      And that part I agree

    • @dorayantz3649
      @dorayantz3649 3 роки тому

      😁😂😂

    • @misbahailia3345
      @misbahailia3345 2 роки тому +1

      @@joon_choco Finally, something us Muslims and Christians can agree on.

  • @joshhale9355
    @joshhale9355 3 роки тому +75

    The second guy, I loved him. That story and what he’s had to fight through and he was hilarious on top. How can you not cheer for him?

  • @barowt
    @barowt 4 роки тому +872

    The walrus is doing his comedy in the style of Jim Carey!

    • @jordancoleman7580
      @jordancoleman7580 4 роки тому

      For sonic the movie to cringe for.

    • @chrismalate8232
      @chrismalate8232 4 роки тому +2

      Like the 3 stooges

    • @Gnexz.
      @Gnexz. 4 роки тому

      Jordan Coleman they recreated the sonic character

    • @yessir.7937
      @yessir.7937 4 роки тому +7

      And now imagine how amazing these judges would have found the act if Jim Carey did it exactly the same way.

    • @janbarron403
      @janbarron403 4 роки тому

      Agredd
      Edit:agreed

  • @someoneofexitance6907
    @someoneofexitance6907 4 роки тому +1369

    The second guy made me cry because he just looks sad

    • @juliad9947
      @juliad9947 4 роки тому +130

      I suffer from anxiety, which came as a shock to me because I've always been the class clown and always seeing the glass half full. I cannot begin to imagine what the second man went through. Do we even realize how much our words can hurt or lift someone? Use them wisely and always be kind!

    • @ddd1hhh
      @ddd1hhh 4 роки тому +48

      I found him on FB and liked his page and wished him well... everyone else should too!!

    • @CreamSupreme444
      @CreamSupreme444 4 роки тому +22

      I love this guy, he’s so amazing, he made such simple jokes that made so much humor, he’s amazing.

    • @Name11307
      @Name11307 4 роки тому +21

      Yah he mentioned that the kids in his class were neglecting him and that can make people feel unwanted and suicidal. Many people mock and torment others because of their disabilities not realizing that it can befall on them. Treat others the way you want to be treated.

    • @NUFC_Mason
      @NUFC_Mason 4 роки тому +1

      Rogita0329 Marvelforlife me too

  • @anaiyadelemore5537
    @anaiyadelemore5537 3 роки тому +93

    "I went to a grocery store... The sign said no food or drinks inside... So I went home." LOL 🤣

  • @silentgamer7398
    @silentgamer7398 3 роки тому +284

    the second guy clearly had some disabilities but he absolutely was fantastic and has such a wholesome soul.

    • @a_guy_named_alex1937
      @a_guy_named_alex1937 3 роки тому +44

      It's called a generalized anxiety disorder and agoraphobia. After going so long with hardly any social activity or activity, PERIOD! It can really take its toll on you. Living years and years with a fear of leaving home on top of constant fear of a ton of other things, most that dont even make sense. It really does damage. Nothing bugs me more than someone who takes anxiety disorders lightly cause they dont have one. Live a single day in my shoes and you wouldnt take it so lightly. Assuming anxiety couldn't possibly make a person that awkward and uncomfortable. That dudes probably a friggin genius.

    • @jeremiahclark3084
      @jeremiahclark3084 2 роки тому +2

      I could see him polishing his act and becoming the next Steven Wright.

    • @juanjo.abularach
      @juanjo.abularach 2 роки тому +3

      For me, it is the best story I've seen on AGT...

    • @jesusiscoming6434
      @jesusiscoming6434 2 роки тому

      Please turn your life to Christ whilst you still can listen in the bible it says “ they’ll be wars and rumours of wars” the rapture is about to happen anytime now you do not want to be left behind please make the right choice repent of your sins and turn away from them we don’t have much longer left may God bless your soul 🙏

  • @titi2754
    @titi2754 4 роки тому +826

    "Its so bad that its good "
    Howie mendel 2019

    • @Kolyflorwt
      @Kolyflorwt 4 роки тому +1

      Mandel* I'm pretty sure

    • @dwaynetherock4716
      @dwaynetherock4716 2 роки тому

      Hello, I was in the comment section when I came across yours and i was thrilled to say Hello to you

  • @teamist_8895
    @teamist_8895 4 роки тому +520

    The black out joke was good it made sense

  • @jazzyyxx
    @jazzyyxx 3 роки тому +89

    I feel so bad for walrus dude...he hurt himself but got nothing back in return :( I would love to hug him❤💖

    • @Rainyhorror
      @Rainyhorror 3 роки тому +7

      Takes no Sherlock to know that self abusing yourself will get you nowhere...

    • @ItsMeVimeca
      @ItsMeVimeca 3 роки тому

      He tried I am sooooooo like sad

    • @Betkus
      @Betkus 3 роки тому

      I know I feel bad

    • @joannemurdock7899
      @joannemurdock7899 2 роки тому

      I would like to hug him to, but I don't want to c him hurt himself agsin!

    • @ashaahmed7182
      @ashaahmed7182 2 роки тому

      She was so rude and inconsiderate to do that…
      How ever you’re such an amazing human. I want to hug him too.

  • @evlngel9812
    @evlngel9812 4 роки тому +35

    The second one was really awesome. It must be so hard to face so many people on such a big stage. But he made it. He did a great job.

  • @kaicool56
    @kaicool56 4 роки тому +820

    Simon: you have four yes’s
    Guy: Yessssss
    Simon: now you have five

  • @moonbean2385
    @moonbean2385 4 роки тому +3860

    I feel bad for the walrus guy

    • @douglasarnold5310
      @douglasarnold5310 4 роки тому +266

      Møøñ_Đëmøñ that was hateful get his hopes up and then crush him

    • @unlisted_user_
      @unlisted_user_ 4 роки тому +137

      The walrus guy made me cringe.

    • @ctgamingplayzz9491
      @ctgamingplayzz9491 4 роки тому +29

      AM:Productions 16 same it was awful

    • @Meantg
      @Meantg 4 роки тому +9

      Ikr

    • @kitsune4864
      @kitsune4864 4 роки тому +21

      Douglas Arnold That’s America To You

  • @lance6430
    @lance6430 3 роки тому +84

    "instead of watching other people live, I want to live" damn.

  • @JeffnAliciaMartin
    @JeffnAliciaMartin 3 роки тому +25

    It’s funny how Julianne was like NOOOOO then the walrus was like YEEEEEA- wait what-

  • @zahramoridi1478
    @zahramoridi1478 4 роки тому +803

    "Don't try this at home!" Yes cause we all have that costume and a big ball

  • @shannynwilliams8858
    @shannynwilliams8858 4 роки тому +625

    Don’t try this at home
    Me: WHY WOULD I DRESS AS A WALRUS AND JUMP ON A BALL!!??

  • @summermcpherson8209
    @summermcpherson8209 3 роки тому +17

    When the bird said "Elton John", I literally died of happiness

  • @KateStocks
    @KateStocks 3 роки тому +44

    I loved Kevin’s first joke! (Maybe it’s funnier for those of us with medical conditions. 🙃) I laughed so hard! So sad they didn’t get the humor. I think they just weren’t vibed in yet. 😄

    • @dwaynetherock4716
      @dwaynetherock4716 2 роки тому +1

      Hello, I was in the comment section when I came across yours and i was thrilled to say Hello to you.

    • @mariawanjiru8296
      @mariawanjiru8296 2 роки тому

      They really didn't get it. I laughed at it. 😂

    • @kidney_stones
      @kidney_stones Рік тому

      I have seizures and some blackouts, it's was hilarious, like actually!!@

  • @brandttrotter5600
    @brandttrotter5600 4 роки тому +500

    Kevin Schwartz is such an admirable figure. Growing up in such a mentally strenuous environment and being able to do something like this, and actually be f**king hilarious is incredible. I love Kevin ❤❤❤

    • @jnnorelien9267
      @jnnorelien9267 4 роки тому +2

      True

    • @franklinprince9217
      @franklinprince9217 4 роки тому +1

      B_H_T he copied the jokes from someone who came to this show I know for sure.

    • @lloyd355
      @lloyd355 4 роки тому +3

      Tyler Fowler so? He actually did something funny that most couldnt..

    • @Seren_Moth
      @Seren_Moth 4 роки тому

      Kevin is awesome inspiration

    • @Jankymann
      @Jankymann 2 роки тому

      All he needs is a friend or someone to love him for him

  • @shuragaming4836
    @shuragaming4836 4 роки тому +508

    Guy: who said this "ill be back"
    bird: Jesus christ
    me: I died ..lmao😂😂😂

  • @dam6732
    @dam6732 3 роки тому +11

    The second one reminds me of Oliver Graves. The way he talks and also his story of coming to comedy as an escape from sadness while still presenting his vulnerable honest self in the type of jokes. I love those comedians.

  • @bullypopful
    @bullypopful 2 роки тому +13

    Kevin is my hero as of now. I grew up the exact same way, with almost the exact same scenario, and to go out in front of all those people with that style of humour brought tears to my eyes. The world needs more dry one liners

  • @acehreportertv
    @acehreportertv 4 роки тому +353

    The Walrus, The Exotic Bird & The Rat ....it's the real AGT ...Animal's Got Talent

  • @bettyclark3707
    @bettyclark3707 4 роки тому +562

    The second guy was great. He was actually funny 😆

    • @userered
      @userered 4 роки тому +2

      Hi Betty Clark I'm Bonnie Clark

    • @Nro-wj9qr
      @Nro-wj9qr 4 роки тому +1

      @John Doe im not

    • @Nro-wj9qr
      @Nro-wj9qr 4 роки тому +1

      I sure ain't

    • @Gilbert3171
      @Gilbert3171 4 роки тому

      I have a gun.

    • @Nro-wj9qr
      @Nro-wj9qr 4 роки тому

      @John Doe that's great 👍

  • @kautharsydow6401
    @kautharsydow6401 3 роки тому +44

    The comedian looks so serious like he never smiled once

    • @danielleking262
      @danielleking262 2 роки тому +3

      ikr! I was waiting for him to at least smile a LITTLE, like damn, the entire audience is clapping and cheering for you!! Doesn't that feel even a little bit good inside???

  • @annieleblanctextingstories947
    @annieleblanctextingstories947 3 роки тому +52

    Micheal: I’ll be back
    Bird: Jesus Christ
    Me: dying 😂

  • @mu8135
    @mu8135 4 роки тому +3103

    I actually feel sorry for the walrus because he was humiliated and rejected

    • @raghavendrachary2423
      @raghavendrachary2423 4 роки тому +7

      ATa

    • @jhall1784
      @jhall1784 4 роки тому +14

      Me to

    • @sethhahn2553
      @sethhahn2553 4 роки тому +245

      The judge really got his hopes up to say no.... He literally took hard hits to the ground to get 3 likes on top of being funny....

    • @krill7561
      @krill7561 4 роки тому +82

      He is not that funny tho

    • @scottyl7337
      @scottyl7337 4 роки тому +125

      @@krill7561 It's true but you got to admit, that was mean

  • @maydaphaire8994
    @maydaphaire8994 4 роки тому +543

    " DONT TRY THIS AT HOME"
    Me: " Aw man i was just getting my beach ball and wallrus costume."

  • @jesseprepala78
    @jesseprepala78 2 роки тому +11

    Kevin is great , you really can see who been in pain and who isn't been ❣

  • @lilsxies5706
    @lilsxies5706 3 роки тому +433

    I felt bad for the walrus guy, he was so hurt and wanted to get through. His mouth was bleeding. The poor guy.

    • @notme3422
      @notme3422 3 роки тому +69

      Stupidity is different than talent and this is a talent show.he just came and did stupid things which got him hurt and iam glad that he didn't pass because he wouldve done more stupid things that could get him killed

    • @Rainyhorror
      @Rainyhorror 3 роки тому +19

      @@notme3422 your on the way to becoming a genius Sherlock holmes...

    • @notme3422
      @notme3422 3 роки тому +7

      @@Rainyhorror thank you master😂

    • @arianawijaya1109
      @arianawijaya1109 3 роки тому +16

      @@notme3422 true...very true...though I still feel bad for him..

    • @qkat9856
      @qkat9856 3 роки тому +6

      Yes I feel bad but he’s the one that did these dumb things so it’s his fault

  • @mrpedrobraga
    @mrpedrobraga 4 роки тому +818

    I love how nobody got the "blacked out" one

  • @trinidad5811
    @trinidad5811 4 роки тому +168

    Who said this "I'll be back"
    -jesus christ
    That killed me 😂

  • @Love-ks8ku
    @Love-ks8ku 2 роки тому +7

    I love it how the audience were very supportive when they got to know he has anxiety and that event means a lot to him.

  • @Nana1959.
    @Nana1959. 2 роки тому +2

    Great jokes! You were ADORABLE as a kid! Kids can be so cruel! Look where you are now!

  • @swarupghosh9053
    @swarupghosh9053 4 роки тому +1950

    They didn't get the "blacked out" joke but I did it's actually funny.

  • @lecraeoverbite7601
    @lecraeoverbite7601 4 роки тому +1812

    Comedian:i'll tell you the frst time i blacked out....................
    That's all i can remember.
    Evryone: huh?
    Me:burst into laughter🤣🤣🤣
    He can't remeber anything cuz he just blacked out😂😂

    • @andreagerman6474
      @andreagerman6474 4 роки тому +23

      Saaaame 😂😂

    • @onmyfeed1171
      @onmyfeed1171 4 роки тому +85

      How could people possibly not get that 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣
      I died !!!

    • @hannahsapp9671
      @hannahsapp9671 4 роки тому +76

      They were sitting to low to the ground the joke went over their head 😂

    • @drizap8015
      @drizap8015 4 роки тому +8

      The last sentence was irrelevant..we can realize that-_-

    • @RodM90
      @RodM90 4 роки тому +33

      We probably been the only folks laughing in the audience.

  • @sholeighzion5170
    @sholeighzion5170 3 роки тому +26

    It broke my heart hearing that guy say that his classmates pretended he didn't exist for a week !!!

  • @Outsideurwindow
    @Outsideurwindow 3 роки тому +11

    I almost died of laughter when Julian said 3,2,1 noooo and the walrus dude was like yesssss and then he said wait what😂😂😂😂😂

  • @makayla1933
    @makayla1933 4 роки тому +182

    Kevin’s last joke on the “I went to the grocery store” one was hilarious lol I’m definitely telling that joke to people

    • @douglasarnold5310
      @douglasarnold5310 4 роки тому +3

      Gaming With Kayla! I like the black out joke so funny laugh every time I hear it

    • @gracesaunders7527
      @gracesaunders7527 4 роки тому

      Douglas Arnold me too! i cracked up!

  • @C4TC4T
    @C4TC4T 4 роки тому +515

    The bird guy genuinely made me laugh until I cried a little

    • @sherinaref3248
      @sherinaref3248 4 роки тому +6

      Cat Cat it’s unfortunate he destroyed his chance for the second audition 😭

    • @airborntruck6263
      @airborntruck6263 4 роки тому +4

      @@sherinaref3248 How did he destroy his chance?

    • @elsaporras1880
      @elsaporras1880 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂Hahahaha me too hahaha it was too funny 😂

    • @C4TC4T
      @C4TC4T 4 роки тому +4

      SonUvaDiggerFan20 the act he chose didn’t really appease the audiences. I thought it was cute but def not as good as this act

    • @airborntruck6263
      @airborntruck6263 4 роки тому +2

      @@C4TC4T ah

  • @imperpekto12ify
    @imperpekto12ify 3 роки тому +17

    Kevins act was sooooo simple yet so funny!!! Like literally, he just stand up there and say funny words..

  • @sparshvaishnav
    @sparshvaishnav 2 роки тому +6

    When Kevin said I need an Excuse to get out of my house. I felt that.

  • @muirghealmurray9340
    @muirghealmurray9340 4 роки тому +80

    the way the second guy told his jokes in such a calm almost bored voice made me laugh even harder

  • @samanthastefani778
    @samanthastefani778 4 роки тому +1116

    I love how nobody got the “blacked out” one.

    • @AliAbbas-kx5qz
      @AliAbbas-kx5qz 3 роки тому +29

      I got it LMAO

    • @elijahb30
      @elijahb30 3 роки тому +54

      I think people got it just wasn’t funny IMO

    • @a.arrondel6379
      @a.arrondel6379 3 роки тому +34

      I think it wasn't a big enough "warm-up", they would have laughed more if it was later in the sketch

    • @MainGirl-dl6oh
      @MainGirl-dl6oh 3 роки тому +11

      I (still) completely agree Elijah B, everyone got it, it just wasn't funny....obviously!

    • @ollie9001
      @ollie9001 3 роки тому +5

      @@MainGirl-dl6oh Obviously? Some people might think it’s funny I get your point

  • @shanesoleilscb4250
    @shanesoleilscb4250 4 роки тому +205

    Literally one of the only times I ever hated Juliet was when she said no to the Walrus

    • @brittpaget1010
      @brittpaget1010 3 роки тому +3

      Same

    • @JJapsen
      @JJapsen 3 роки тому +11

      Especially the way she did it, hyping him up to think she'd say yes

    • @ryanknight2937
      @ryanknight2937 3 роки тому +5

      It’s Julianne but same

    • @XtremeAnarchists
      @XtremeAnarchists 3 роки тому +11

      She was helping save himself, from himself

    • @omuzibu
      @omuzibu 3 роки тому +3

      Am here to say ihated her too

  • @smashleyscott8272
    @smashleyscott8272 2 роки тому +53

    The world should root for people like Kevin. We owe it to the REAL marginalized to give them our very best

    • @smashleyscott8272
      @smashleyscott8272 2 роки тому

      @Puss in Boots .... I'm not asking anyone to laugh at an unfunny comedien. I'm saying that people who truly struggle should get our support in life. Nothing more, nothing less.

    • @smashleyscott8272
      @smashleyscott8272 2 роки тому

      @Puss in Boots ... Yeah, you're preaching to the choir. Nothing I said in my original comment, or my 1st response to you should suggest that I was saying anything of the sort.

    • @smashleyscott8272
      @smashleyscott8272 2 роки тому

      @Puss in Boots .... no you didn't... and you're arrogant.
      I said "root for"... that literally HAS a definition. That definition has nothing to do with laughing at unfunny jokes, nor does it have anything to do with giving anyone a pass. I literally means to support, or cheer for. Take a walk.

    • @smashleyscott8272
      @smashleyscott8272 2 роки тому

      @Puss in Boots ... hey, take a walk, tool

    • @smashleyscott8272
      @smashleyscott8272 2 роки тому

      @Puss in Boots .... there would be only one of us walking. Go pound sand, you arrogant tool. Only a schmuck would take issue with my comment.

  • @0x0lilem0x0
    @0x0lilem0x0 4 роки тому +524

    From agoraphobia to standing in front of 4000 people. Amazing! Well done 👏

    • @danielleking262
      @danielleking262 2 роки тому +8

      That means fear of leaving your house, right?

    • @0x0lilem0x0
      @0x0lilem0x0 2 роки тому +3

      @@danielleking262 yes

    • @danielleking262
      @danielleking262 2 роки тому +2

      @@0x0lilem0x0 I'm sure I could just google all these, but which is the one where you're afraid of germs then? I feel like it had a similar name.... Or maybe that's hypochondriac? lol

    • @cnv4249
      @cnv4249 2 роки тому +3

      @@danielleking262 it’s called germaphobe/germaphobic :)

    • @0x0lilem0x0
      @0x0lilem0x0 2 роки тому +3

      @@danielleking262 yeah germaphobia!

  • @ericfitka3056
    @ericfitka3056 4 роки тому +157

    The second one was funniest comedy I ever heard in a while.

    • @Lord_Poyo
      @Lord_Poyo 4 роки тому +6

      That's sad.

    • @suippy
      @suippy 4 роки тому +2

      Lord Flufflebuns lmao

  • @nbbistudent7
    @nbbistudent7 3 роки тому +23

    The walrus guy made me cry, I was laughing so hard at how he flipped over, so funny, oh my word, his eyes and moustache. It was hilarious - obviously not American Idol or AGT-winning material, but that guy is so funny....

    • @sporkdacoolest
      @sporkdacoolest 3 роки тому +3

      I agree, Juliet I just hate her for declining the walrus. When I first saw him I knew what was gonna happen and I started to cry.

  • @codeninja1
    @codeninja1 2 роки тому +5

    Kevin was amazing. Also, I love when Simon genuinely smiles.

  • @callmetang5224
    @callmetang5224 4 роки тому +228

    the anxiety comedian reminds me of the joker in the beginning

  • @srah8370
    @srah8370 4 роки тому +175

    When the walrus fell off the stage I lost it 😭💀

    • @pshhok8102
      @pshhok8102 3 роки тому

      Dude 😂😂💀💀i went on the floor myself

    • @srah8370
      @srah8370 3 роки тому

      Mihlali Mqhele LLAOOO

    • @pshhok8102
      @pshhok8102 3 роки тому +1

      @@srah8370 😂but like dude he was to much

    • @srah8370
      @srah8370 3 роки тому

      Mihlali Mqhele ikr

    • @myklmusic
      @myklmusic 3 роки тому

      Me too - he was great.
      His attitude at the end was funny too. He was shocked at "no".
      He'll be fine. Many People saw his act. That Guy is hilarious.

  • @user-md8fm1uy3o
    @user-md8fm1uy3o 3 роки тому +15

    The bird guy tho, That was so hilarious im laughing😭😂

  • @karrisanunnakitv9110
    @karrisanunnakitv9110 3 роки тому +10

    dude my heart really hurt for that gentleman that had really bad anxiety. Good for you big dog

  • @qwakyyy
    @qwakyyy 4 роки тому +314

    I loved the guy with the bird 😂

    • @juliad9947
      @juliad9947 4 роки тому +10

      You realize how good he is when you forget it's just him on that stage talking to himself 😂😂😂

    • @princecedricramos3110
      @princecedricramos3110 4 роки тому +1

      Every guy has a bird

    • @ivantestado9661
      @ivantestado9661 4 роки тому +1

      All guys have bird haha

    • @quixoticgoblin4896
      @quixoticgoblin4896 4 роки тому +7

      Some parts reminded me of Jeff Dunham though. Like the part where the bird got in his face and whispered "do it"

    • @yazheed3055
      @yazheed3055 4 роки тому

      .

  • @somedude7402
    @somedude7402 4 роки тому +555

    Crowd: LET HIM THROUGH
    Walrus: MY DREAM
    JUDGE: 1 2 3 No
    Walrus: YEA-wait

    • @whydoineedthisbs
      @whydoineedthisbs 4 роки тому +35

      Yea all that build up to be let down(Hard)! 😄😬I so thought she was going to say yes😮

    • @NicholeWilliamsAmorvicitomnia
      @NicholeWilliamsAmorvicitomnia 4 роки тому +59

      I almost cried.... that was so mean

    • @scottyl7337
      @scottyl7337 4 роки тому +63

      I started hating her since the moment I saw that

    • @NicholeWilliamsAmorvicitomnia
      @NicholeWilliamsAmorvicitomnia 4 роки тому +44

      @@scottyl7337 RIGHT, THAT WAS SO UNCALLED FOR

    • @181c2
      @181c2 4 роки тому +7

      @@panlakachokora5149 me too in some way
      P.s.that was fkn hilarious 🤘

  • @BlackieNuff
    @BlackieNuff 3 роки тому +9

    That ventriloquist act just gave Jeff Dunham a run for his money.
    Anyone else wanna see a "Peanut vs Willy" showdown?

  • @amirfaisal3329
    @amirfaisal3329 2 роки тому +10

    Kevin looks like a character straight up from a cartoon

  • @daydreamstudios1606
    @daydreamstudios1606 4 роки тому +710

    "Can you do impressions?"
    "Yes yes, I can do an impression"
    "Go ahead and do it."
    "What?"
    "Do it" :P
    " *Do It.* "

    • @Uyhn26
      @Uyhn26 4 роки тому +5

      Daydream Studios that part had me dying LOL

    • @toratamashii3950
      @toratamashii3950 4 роки тому +24

      At that part I was like, "Well, obviously someone is a fan of Jeff Dunham." x)

    • @nebulouscat2210
      @nebulouscat2210 4 роки тому +7

      The bird is obviously a Sith Lord. *Do it*

    • @Xominus
      @Xominus 4 роки тому

      😑

    • @ThePiccologhiro
      @ThePiccologhiro 4 роки тому

      @@toratamashii3950 I was thinking about Peanut when he said the second "Do it" 🤣🤣

  • @gluesticksandmagazines1109
    @gluesticksandmagazines1109 4 роки тому +129

    The walrus guy is something I would do when I’m drunk

    • @Morning60
      @Morning60 4 роки тому +5

      Max PotatoAim that’s something I would do when I’m sober, because I’m 13

    • @claire6852
      @claire6852 4 роки тому +2

      @@Morning60 same, but I would have eaten a lot of sugar before it

    • @prek5821
      @prek5821 3 роки тому +1

      Being drunk is like having to much candy to a kid

  • @stephenberry974
    @stephenberry974 2 роки тому +13

    You’ve got to give the puppet/ventriloquist guy some credit, he’ll be the next best Jeff Dunham!

    • @dandelion_muse7371
      @dandelion_muse7371 2 роки тому

      Jeff Dunham is hard to beat honestly but I think this guy can get there

  • @BJDJ
    @BJDJ 3 роки тому +3

    Out of all the comedians that have a touching backstory, Kevin Schwartz really got me!

  • @jimtalley9907
    @jimtalley9907 4 роки тому +132

    The second act he was so brave I want to meet him he seems so sweet and a little nervous

  • @ErockTheMiner
    @ErockTheMiner 4 роки тому +582

    14:07
    Guy - "You're tweeting without thinking"
    Bird - "Donald Trump"
    Comedy Gold

    • @xlipxt
      @xlipxt 4 роки тому +8

      Trump2020 💪💪

    • @drake-mo
      @drake-mo 4 роки тому +13

      Gridiron Buns no no please no it wasn’t a joke to make you say that no no not trump 2020 hell no please no please gosh no don’t ruin this country for another 4 years okay please don’t.

    • @trashbandit2449
      @trashbandit2449 4 роки тому

      @@drake-mo ?

    • @drake-mo
      @drake-mo 4 роки тому +1

      TrashBandit 24 I got a bit to mad I popped of sry

    • @alvaroakatico9188
      @alvaroakatico9188 4 роки тому

      Drake Mo Trump2020HellNo 👏

  • @justinthompson7404
    @justinthompson7404 3 роки тому +8

    the bird of prey is one of my all time favorite performances on this show. its a shame he didn't get very far

  • @jonathanmoore9661
    @jonathanmoore9661 3 роки тому +1

    I liked the Walrus!!! And the second guy was SO dry and monotone that I thought it was absolutely perfect.

  • @SinginBlackbird
    @SinginBlackbird 4 роки тому +199

    Omfg the bird guy is hysterical🤣 I’d go see him

    • @rickfinley77
      @rickfinley77 4 роки тому +6

      The third "do it" is amazing.

    • @moniquenicole371
      @moniquenicole371 4 роки тому +6

      If you watch Jeff Dunham this guy has the same style as him! Mainly with the puppet Peanut.

    • @rickbouwman8448
      @rickbouwman8448 4 роки тому +1

      69th like

    • @SinginBlackbird
      @SinginBlackbird 4 роки тому +1

      Monique Nicole I have seen him! I was a pretty big fan of his but fell off his band wagon. I still kinda like him. Don’t wanna compare the 2 guys but I like Bird guy even better now haha

    • @SinginBlackbird
      @SinginBlackbird 4 роки тому

      Rick Finley doo it 😂😂 he’s so great

  • @gabe-po9yi
    @gabe-po9yi 4 роки тому +60

    Wow, can you imagine as a kid your classmates pretending you don’t exist and don’t talk to you for a week. The pain he must have felt. My heart hurt on that one.

    • @lovelypersonn1720
      @lovelypersonn1720 3 роки тому +2

      Smh don't have to imagine 👁💧👄💧👁 some of us go through that

    • @gabe-po9yi
      @gabe-po9yi 3 роки тому +1

      @@lovelypersonn1720 When people say “can you imagine” 99.9% of the time it’s a figure of speech, as mine was. It should be pretty obvious from my comment that I feel for kids who experience/d bullying, yet you do a ‘smh’ on me. Have you considered using your ‘smh’s’ and any other sarcastic acronyms or comments you have on people who don’t care, or, even better, on bullies, themselves?

    • @Sharkdiaries
      @Sharkdiaries 3 роки тому

      That is what happened with one of my classmates last year but I stepped in and made sure she didn't feel alone or unwanted

    • @gabe-po9yi
      @gabe-po9yi 3 роки тому

      @@Sharkdiaries I think a lot of kids don’t like seeing someone being bullied, but they’re afraid to do what you did for fear of being bullied, themselves, or they’re just glad someone besides them is being mistreated. She was fortunate to have someone as brave as you around. Question for you, if you don’t mind: Do the teachers see the bullying or know it’s going on?

  • @kayem3824
    @kayem3824 3 роки тому +27

    The blonde judge was laughing her head off at the walrus act, then says no! So dumb.

  • @asholbrown912
    @asholbrown912 3 роки тому +10

    The walrus guy tho😂I'm sorry for laughing, he kept on saying I'll do it again

  • @the_afro_viking9665
    @the_afro_viking9665 4 роки тому +160

    That walrus guy was on the show before as a caterpillar

  • @austejaren5230
    @austejaren5230 4 роки тому +944

    When the second guy failed at the first joke
    My mind : NO NO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING HIS ANXIETY WILL GET WORSE
    the guy makes the second joke
    Judges : 👍
    Me: phiew..

    • @reyhernandez4715
      @reyhernandez4715 4 роки тому +10

      Fr i thought the same

    • @dr.rajasaurusandunclebonec6526
      @dr.rajasaurusandunclebonec6526 4 роки тому +2

      Who's anxiety? 🤔
      😂😂😂

    • @AJ-dt3uo
      @AJ-dt3uo 4 роки тому +1

      290th like

    • @dr.rajasaurusandunclebonec6526
      @dr.rajasaurusandunclebonec6526 4 роки тому +1

      @@AJ-dt3uo Happy Birthday. ...🎂

    • @panostheoharis6731
      @panostheoharis6731 4 роки тому +7

      Actually its very difficult for the anxiety to talk to that big crowd i have anxiety problems too...to come in there and talk through his anxiety his my new some one to look into...( Sorry my English are bad im Greek)

  • @tabriamoore6537
    @tabriamoore6537 2 роки тому +5

    Howie: "It's so bad It's good." LOL. 🤣🤣 Julianne killed me at 3:20-3:31. I can't. 🤣🤣.

  • @kleantpane8528
    @kleantpane8528 2 роки тому +6

    i really feel bad for what the 2nd guy experienced on his life but also happy for that big step forward he made that day

  • @helenaneto3199
    @helenaneto3199 4 роки тому +183

    Hey, guys can we talk about the first one😂😂😂 I laughed so hard😂😂

    • @nathanorourke3530
      @nathanorourke3530 4 роки тому +7

      Helena Neto that’s the guy who was the butterfly and then it showed his you know what

    • @christenshoemaker6647
      @christenshoemaker6647 4 роки тому

      XD

    • @awagabyow8171
      @awagabyow8171 4 роки тому +3

      The slo motion got me😂😂😂😂

    • @BeesAR
      @BeesAR 4 роки тому +3

      Awa Gabyow it looked like when you slip on a banana in Mario kart 😂 (if you know what that is)

    • @brittanyjackson3497
      @brittanyjackson3497 4 роки тому +3

      I started laughing from he enter the stage😂😂😂

  • @devinmccurry4235
    @devinmccurry4235 4 роки тому +76

    Is it just me or I can see the walrus dude in like a 90s corny Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider style flick ? 😂😂

  • @Rainyhorror
    @Rainyhorror 3 роки тому +17

    "You're the only walrus we ever had"
    Takes no Sherlock to guess why...

  • @Intothemythicalworld
    @Intothemythicalworld 3 роки тому +7

    Seeing Simon smile and lose it laughing is so pure🥰 he’s my favorite

    • @dwaynetherock4716
      @dwaynetherock4716 2 роки тому

      Hello, I was in the comment section when I came across yours and i was thrilled to say Hello to you

  • @radiatedsheep
    @radiatedsheep 4 роки тому +196

    They say the best comedians are also the most depressed people and the I think it was the 2nd guy pretty much is a pretty good example of it. Same with Robin Williams aswell rest in peace.

    • @celiajessiman5260
      @celiajessiman5260 4 роки тому +11

      I don't think he's depressed, he is very very anxious but seems hopeful

  • @alittlebitd3ad
    @alittlebitd3ad 4 роки тому +124

    Wow that was so cold when she said 'no', I felt so bad for the walrus man

  • @diegobarajas990
    @diegobarajas990 3 роки тому +20

    Im the savage where if someone pretended like if I were invisible and ignoring me I’d just go steal something from them in front if their face. See if I’m still invisible then.

  • @sophiathephrog3522
    @sophiathephrog3522 4 роки тому +78

    I love Kevin Schwartz. He is so underestimated. ❤️

  • @bj_wolflover1838
    @bj_wolflover1838 4 роки тому +42

    I’m crying seth’s ankle clap and the “it’s my dream!” Made me cry 😭

  • @naufehnoon8912
    @naufehnoon8912 3 роки тому +4

    I never thought Simon was gonna say yes to the first one hahah

  • @blueoceanstarart2492
    @blueoceanstarart2492 2 роки тому +4

    Lol the bird of prey was hilarious I don’t know why when he said I’m Jewish I burst into tears

  • @hydrogenandhelium
    @hydrogenandhelium 4 роки тому +105

    The first guy really said *YEET*