The Children Yearn For The Mines
Вставка
- Опубліковано 5 лют 2025
- I love forcing idiots to make me unbelievable amounts of money.
We dig what I believe is even deeper than the center of the earth in this video, so next time I think we're going to go straight through to the other side.
Game: Dig Dig ASMR
Music provided by:
(Epidemic Sound) www.epidemicsou...
"the children yearn for the mines" isn't exactly a notification I expected to see today
It is true. The green stick people children yearn for the mines like little dwarves.
You never expected to see a news article on Minecraft either.
They are mining lithium for our phones and batteries 😀 thank God DF isn't in charge of it lol
Exactly my thoughts. I had to watch.
As a child, i can confirm that I do, in fact, yearn for the mines
the amount of ads and your ability to ignore them without deleting the game are both...exceptional...
For real though, at some point there are 11 pop-ups to watch ads at the same time, this game really wants you to watch ads
If I had to guess, he will make over 500 bucks from this video. At least so I'd put up with the ads too lol
In 1920 children were taken out of the mines. In 2020 Minecraft is the most popular game in the world.
The children yearn for the mines.
Minecraft is like the most creative game ever. You can do anything you want. Want to build a ladder to the heavens? Cool. Wanna dig down to bedrock? Yep. Just because you can dig in the game doesn't mean kids want to do forced labor.
@@crescentiumYT no, the children yearn for the mines let them mine for 7.50$ an hour
Don’t forget the slavery~(villagers)
Yknow... It's getting kinda impressive how well refined the mobile game industry is getting.
They've really started mastering the art of stripping all that pesky video game out of their monetisation.
Thank goodness channels like this exist to play these games so we don't have to.
I hate it when my game has game in it, I bought it for the repetitive ads
"IM STEVE, AS A CHILD, I YEARN FOR THE MINES."
I think DangerouslyFunny is the only person who can make watching a phone game highly enjoyable 🤣
thats actually real
4:06 Missing one tiny speck of dirt and struggling to find it is JUST like PowerWash Simulator 🤣
A game about child labor? Yes please 🥰
Story of my basement
Yummy yummy in my tummy 🥰
Did not expect DF to go from Stardew to the shovelware on mobile app stores
DangerouslyFunny is so cute.
Lol what
🤨📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸
What do you mean by that? 🤨
Strange comment, but I rather agree
Real
DF: "I bet you can predict what happens next."
Me: To paraphrase Mike from The Horror Geek, "If you guessed those two yellow miners would merge into one red miner, give yourself a screenwriter's credit." 🙂
DF mining the ground: ⛏️⛏️⛏️
The ground: 🗿
I can't believe he judt causally calls a bejeweled scepter and ancient dinosaur bones "garbage"🤣
when they give the stickmen ass cheeks we....are maybe not the target audience for this game.
i noticed that too lol
The children yearn for the mines - Jack Black 2024
The title perfectly describes African mines, gotta love it
amazing video and all, but when i first opened my yt i only read the title and died of laughter and confusion, keep up the great vids df!!
Historically accurate title
@@TheMisterDarknight a bit too accurate...
this is awesome
“We’re gonna add a few more basic idiots.” 😂
finally, we are remaking the bed thing in society
Died laughing when I saw the title and thumbnail! Top class, lol!
“I am a dwarf, and I'm digging a hole
Diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole
I am a dwarf, and I'm digging a hole
Diggy diggy hole, digging a hole”
Dangerously funny's posting schedule matches the time I get off work, and because I'm so tired I always fall asleep. Now I feel sleepy everytime I watch his videos
Me scrolling through my UA-cam recommendations: something, news, different subs,
DF: THE CHILDREN YEARN FOR THE MINES
I quote this title a lot.
I'm am adult and i still laugh whenever i hear him say "smash" and "plowing" 😂
Finally, a good use for the spare children I have lying around in the basement
This might be top 10 titles of all time.
Alternative title: The minors yearn to be miners
Man I love miners ;) ❤
Still objectively the funniest UA-cam notification ever received
Came for the title, pure greatness.
As i child, i yearned for the mines.
oh god
Fantastic title DF!👍
dug depth 50 was unclicked for the whole video, you owe us a second video for this DF
When DF uploads, you know its gonna be a banger of a video.
I did not expect to see this video title in the first in my recommendations page
Rocky wasn't expecting you to smash this hard DF.
I can’t imagine the amount of shitty ads he’s going through for each of thoses money making mobile games.
Even if he’s earning money with his YT videos, and therefore he’s not completely wasting his time, I still think it’s a sacrifice worth mentioning. Thank you.
Edit : Grammar mistake, wrote ”not completely **his** wasting time” instead of ”not completely wasting **his** time”
As someone who beat the game (There's not a lot in it) its bad, so many f*ckin ads
you can go into app list and disable internet access for those games
Great title! Norm would get a kick out of that one 🙏
First statue really said "🗿"
This title is the US right now. I love DF!
This is why I want child labor back
Amazing title. A+
Remind me of the good old days😢
Never dig straight down
Bro this is actually foul man you can’t do me like this bro i’m dead
love your videos they make my day keep it up
"I think when you mush people together hard enough they just combine" so you like the Thing, eh?
I love this this is very relaxing 😌
love your videos they make my day keep it up!
why do childs love this mine
Fav yt frfr
They yearn for the mines.
Thank you for this video! 😄🌻
As having a minig industry the title is accurate
These green guys have that emeraldussy Spice ngll
What An Educational Video About Child Slavery
Most normal DF title 💀
i said something like this (the title) and got warned in a discord server LMAo
Good choice for the title
Hi DF. Your voice is so calming.
Your voice is so relaxing 😂
Lol the title is what gets me
Yes child labor.
Very normal video name, reminds me of my own life
“But that’s perfect the more we smash these idiots together the stronger their gonna be”
“I’m just gonna keep smashing things”
-Dangerously Funny 2023
If you’re wondering this is only on Mobile and it’s called asmr merge mining
I love the title
"Do you yearn?"
Meanwhile the children in my basement watching this 😲
Right when the video started I instantly thought ‘’he thiccc’’
The title yessss
The game said 🗿
Cuteness overload!
That's a risky title.😂
I can’t imagine how many ads you had to watch during the filming of this
Was hoping this would be Eternamine :(
Love the title lol
What emulator do you use for mobile games? I’ve been trying to find a good one.
This title is S tier
Well you played roblox and like me also enjoy beating up children,play a game called right 2 fight maybe it will even become a series?
The title 😭😭😭😭😭
ONE OF THE HUNDRED TO WATCH THIS
Bro i just saw a notification saying that the children yearn for the mines and i fainted for ten minutes then when I woke up i was laughing as if a saw a genshin impact player🤨📸
Need more children. Lots MORE
The Children Yearn For The Mines
-DF
i love watching df play booty cheeks mobile games
Fire vid
Bro I was literally just watching Isaac and then I see this pop up.
Should call this game "Environmentally friendly vehicle material mining simulator"
Love how it ended with 666
Banger title
Is that a reference or something...? Philza on the QSMP says that title a lot.
Video 43 of asking DF to play Holocure
if you see a df vid named the children yearn for the mines its bouta be good
Cuteness overload
The title of this video 😂
How so fast i got here with 7 minutes since posted
never mine str8t down -- minceraft
Df: danger fun