Uncle Roger ZOOM DATE with Auntie Jenny
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- Опубліковано 22 сер 2020
- Uncle Roger first saw Auntie Jenny on Tinder. And now we arrange a zoom date. Will it go well? Let's see. Let's see.
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Hallo niece and nephew! Should we go on second date? Hope you subscribe and turn on notification. Make Uncle Roger happy!
Songs in the video:
1. Cantonese song sung by Uncle Roger (Jacky Cheung - Love is forever): ua-cam.com/video/dR4Def1DqA4/v-deo.html
2. Mandarin song sung by Auntie Jenny (Teresa Teng - Moon Represents My Heart): ua-cam.com/video/bv_cEeDlop0/v-deo.html
3. Background song during bloopers (Dayon - I Fall): ua-cam.com/video/oRZQw017Yn8/v-deo.html
Enjoy the video! BAI BAI!
first reply and like!!
Lasted longer than my marriage 😂
YASSSSS!I litrally wait for ur content only. Cant wait to see more
Those bloopers were hilarious af
I can’t believe this just so perfect, get married you two melons
The only thing this relationship needs now is a sprinkle of MSG
Then they need to put MSG on the baby
their baby will be smarter :)
no name and here we have an idiot who doesn’t take a joke
no name yep only an idiot could not tell it was a joke case closed.
@no name that's a joke dude, uncle Roger joke also that
"third leg standing up" Uncle Roger, I thought this was family-friendly haiyyaa now I have to explain this to my dog
3:08 🤣
And den you eat the hiyaa
Haaaaiiiyyyaaaa
You do not explain hotdog to your dog. Never
I choke on my egg fried rice and my girlfriend choke on my third leg
uncle roger: "a good man is hard to find"
auntie jenny: "a hard man is good to find."
I think you forgot the sorry kids
*pornhub theme*
Auntie Jenny: Sorry children
*Mae West* said it first.
What does it mean?
@@nhatlinh9091 emmmm... you better not to know the meaning
I just discovered uncle roger and I literally went through every video. He is a treasure.
Same. Going through his videos now, day 2 of binging
Same....I wish there was more!
Same here he makes us laugh uncontrollably
Do you Know steven he ?
Same here. He’s iconic!
Dating auntie Jenny after having lunch with auntie Hersha, uncle Roger is such a Playboy
Then he got auntie Helen calling him 💀
@@drphilsusedbikini1328 Uncle Roger got game boi 🤣
Uncle Roger’s got game!!
It’s the bow tie. So fashion
Auntie Hersha has boyfriend
I can't believe Uncle Roger didn't ask Auntie Jenny whether she used MSG in her egg fried rice, haiya.
He saved that for the second date
She didn't, that's why the fly left her rice 😂😂😂
"aiyahhhhh"
It's too obvious that you don't even need to ask 😂😂
In love he trusts
Love Auntie Jen; please bring her back! Have a second date! ❤️❤️❤️
She’s cute ❤❤❤❤
I could have sworn somebody is gonna start making a fan dating sim game with Uncle Roger being the target, and to get Uncle Roger's heart, you need to get a wok, MSG, and a rice cooker, a Chinese Mandarin album song, a wooden spoon, orange shirt, every food contains meat and non-vegan, etc. I may be wrong, but that would be hilarious if somebody did make that XD
Uncle Roger: "Uncle on the streets but hot young nephew on the sheets"
Me: 👁️👄👁️
The third leg got me. I choked on my cola,it went to the wrong pipe
What does it mean?🤨🤔
@@electro_7121 penis
What does that even mean?
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Auntie Hersha is somewhere crying in a colander right now
such an underrated comment
She’s already married
@@blacktimbs8354 it's a jokev
@@blacktimbs8354 r/wooooosh
@@blacktimbs8354 How do you know?
"If we have children and if they vegan we throw them away" - uncle roger 2020
Then second wave of COVID-19 hit the U.K. and Uncle Roger could not have his second date. So sad.
so sad, so sad
“Lasted longer then my marriage.”
Wife is temporary, rice is forever.
when your rice cooker lasts longer than your marriage
In rice cooker we trust
Wise man
*RICE TOGETHER STRONG*
"Modern problems require modern solutions."
If uncle Roger and Aunty Jenny have babies, they will be our cousins.
Allwyn Robert very true
actually, they'll be your brothers and sisters!
😂💕
@@eeloftheworld6922 Yeah, I just realize my Chinese friends seem to call their cousins brothers and sisters too
They will put MSG to make it smarter.
All this creases me up, spent 5 years in Malaysia, I still miss the broken English even tho uncle is hamming it up to the max, genuine respect my man 🙏🥰
Tbh, it is just a language....idk why ppl judge non english speakers so much...main point is to convey the message and feeling
@@Truckkundesu i wasn't judging anyone, but he has a perfect english normally, my time in malaysia was filled with people who spoke excellent english, from fruit sellers to work colleagues and in 5 years picked a fair smattering of malay.
@@Truckkundesu Wait till you hear about the French ...
This reminds me of my husband and me. He is from England and I am in Florida. I met him through a Chinese dating website. We have been together for 3 years now, married almost 2 years. He is Chinese and I am caucasian. He comes to see me all the time. I was going to see him, go to England, we go to London, etc. But ever since the pandemic, flight canceled, haven't seen each other in over a year now. We still see each other over Skype, but not the same. Will be so nice to see my husband again once this pandemic is over or safe again to travel. Love watching your videos, Uncle Roger! :)
I hope someday you can live with your husband
Why would you marry if you cant even live together?
@@Sodapoppish :/ wow, what a comment. Would you say the same to a military person that goes overseas from their family all time and gone for long periods of time?
@@Sodapoppish and also we saw each other all the time, till the pandemic, not my fault the US and UK can't work out flight arrangements back and forth yet! -_-
I hope you get to see him soon!!
Uncle Roger: "I have this rice cooker for 10 year's now, lasted longer than my marriage"
I mean most marriages dont last 10 years
Maaaaaridge*
Hahaha love that line.
@@capslock7520 maybe in western world but not to asian
Hahaha
"Uncle Roger have no kid, no wife, no pet, no dog..."
But you have *so many* loving nieces and nephews!!
Tru😂
Maybe to much
Grandpa Joe would love this
@@whydoiexist2180 yeah maybe too many of us
Yes and Uncle Roger don't need to dress up like that because his nieces and nephews will be there for him ALL THE TIMEEEEEEEEEE Right guys?
Uncle Roger makes Auntie Jenny laugh til she cries just like we all do 🤣 she's a keeper
and cute too
*4:03** I LOST IT 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆*
"Uncle Roger put leg down from chair but third leg is standing up"
Flert
Sexual harassment.
Big flerting
Third leg? Did not get that
@@Caseohsaccountcoordinator lmao. it's called a penis
Tea Monument his pp is so large uncle roger calls it his third leg
Aunty Jenny made Uncle Roger's third leg stand up without even owning a rice cooker 🙌🙌🙌 true love
I didn't notice that, this is definitely true love.
LMAOOO
This comment 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽😂😂😂
:0 NANI!
@@MM-uw5uj woah, that name, how?
I just discovered Uncle Roger today and I'm dying laughing at all these videos. Thank you for the laughs!!! Keep making great videos!!! ❤❤❤
5:51 I’VE HEARD THAT SONG MANY YEARS AGO.
good to look back to that song, thanks auntie Jenny.
"Uncle Roger cannot go to the US. Because deported by vegan people."
- Uncle Roger, 2020
that was the best of the entire chat
It's better for his health anyway. The egg fried rice here is meh.
🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Is that even a thing though ? 😂
How funny! Great line! His non PC comments are SO refreshing!!
"If we have children, if they are vegan, we don't want them. We throw them away". LMFAO
“Trow “ actually
I would do the same, that's why the FBI is after me!
for real doe asian vegan is pretty good... oil and msg for the damn win lolololol
Don’t throw away. Just add MSG, baby will be better.
This has always been my belief, my religion.
Oh this was so adorable I've never seen Uncle Roger so happy. Last time in Karachi was this happy he had just bought his new rice cooker.
I hope Uncle Roger and Auntie Jennie work out.
10 Months later: I’m waiting for the in-person 2nd date🙂
Uncle Roger: My third leg is standing up
Aunty Jenny: I'm Lovin it
NYAHAHAHAHAH
Loll
bhahahahaha
the pornhub intro just played
🤣🤣🤣
Next episode: Uncle Roger answers Aunt Helen's phone call.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
No its Auntie
@@puiwenlamlam2691 no its uncle Helen
@@yes-jy6hx wait really why
Yes Yes
Can we take a moment to appreciate how uncle roger changed his sexual preferences from pan-sexual to ricecooker-sexual.🐝
I was lmao when I read your comment
Why am I emotionally invested in these characters? Smh! Lol!
uncle Roger: most valuable thing for me is my rice cooker
Wok: am I a joke to you?
I KNOW RIGHT. What a playboy, damn.
@@alekz112 IKR! no wonder auntie Hellen left him tsktsk
MSG: am I a joke to you?
I thought he would say the wok.
@@huyduong5716 wok was in rage mode uncle Roger's house was filled with wok hay I bet
"I put my leg down from chair but now my third leg is standing up"
LMAO
🤣🤣🤣
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
🤣
Next thing uk phub intro playing
Uncle Roger : sorry sorry, sometimes uncle Roger like dirty JokexD
5:24 this sound gets me everytime 😭
same 😅
As i person who grew up in HK, my parents would sing that song every time we have karaoke night
not gonna lie, who else is reading all the comments with 'Uncle Roger' voice in your head
How can you not. lol I love this character.
I can't stop!
I thought i was only one haiya
Now every time i say "uncle Roger" I say it in the accent
Genius
This storyline is going to turn into a k-drama
I can’t wait for the somber flashbacks while staring out the window
Someone will get a nose bleed which means they have cancer...
16 episodes 16 hours usual kdrama
Hope not. K drama always so sad. Cancer or blind girls 🤣
@no name You are right. It's a C-Drama (minus the bad playing of instruments).
5:35. U sure thats not markiplier
Unexpected nice singing voice from Uncle Roger! 😲 Classic Jackie 👌
uncle roger's way of speaking is literally my mood booster
I have a feeling that he speaks perfectly off screen and its all just for show😂
@@filipknezevic5440 yes, this is an act...
I really love it, the fact that he’s bringing out chinese stereotypes is the best. I honestly wanna see pewdiepie react to this but i dont want uncle roger to die so nevermind
Same
@@filipknezevic5440 that feeling would be correct lol
“Five hours later”
Aunty Jenny: *still has full plate of Egg Fried Rice*
haiyah waste food egg fry rice cold edi
Nani
No, it is plate number 3. Aunty Jenny good eater.
aunty jenny mastered mystic arts used by dr.strange to rewind time
有情飲水飽 😆
uncle Roger you're videos are just hilarious. I watch them every time I feel like down and then are videos blow up and I just can't stop myself from laughing lol
*ure
Okayyy seriously HOW is this the first time i hear uncle Roger speak Cantonese while singing karaoke?!
*wears a bowtie on the same orange shirt & just brushes his hair once'
Uncle Roger: SO TRENDY
Not an uncommon thought to call that dressed up 😂
“So Fashion” 🤣🤣
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Not even a shirt!
“Heart so cold, you leave leftover on her chest it stay fresh forever” -uncle roger 2020
Rap lyrics
I read that as I was watching that part
What "leftovers" are we talking about exactly...
@@viciousimpaler for the love of god no-
@@shadowp2155 **SORRY CHILDREN**
I don't usually like cooking shows but you're funny as hell I've been watching you for about a year-and-a-half and you're just hilarious 🦷
This romance needs some extra flavor
me: *religiously watching uncle roger videos*
now me everyday: *HAIYAAA*
Ur just an everyday malaysian now XD
When I first heard him say Haiyaa. I totally was thinking about Uncle in Jackie chan adventures. Oh, my youth...
@@eustaquioarroyo8721 yaaaasssss
Malaysian gotta have 3 languages learnt man
@@eustaquioarroyo8721 It always gets me when he says that because hai is a common cantonese profanity like pokgai and diu
I am proud to be nephew of uncle roger
Light014 wow really you were his nephew?
@@mahaphoublue7644 I'm his niece
same here
I'm his niece as well.
Me too lol
Imagine having a date that successful
I Love how uncle roger went the extra mile and put a tie on lol
This is the wholesome relationship that we all need.
Not like TLC
Muhammad Majiet what is TLC?
i read that as threesome for some reasons..
The youtube channel were no neck ed appeared from
“ *i put my foot down but now my third leg is standing up* “ -uncle roger 2020
The 3rd leg standing up killed me
Mine became hard
holy FUCK
i made it from 999 to 1k likes
@@eugenepile7036 Damn bro chill she with him now
Just found Unc like two days ago. Protect this jewel of a man at all costs.
His singing skills are really good 😳
Do you know what is the Cantonese music called?
@@mrvin9587 …Love Is Eternal 愛是永恆 by Jacky Cheung
"Uncle Roger put my leg down, but my third leg standing up."
I'm using that now everytime
You bad bad
@@user-xw5uc4se3r YOu BAD BAD XD
So dirty
“If we’ve children, if they’re vegan, we don’t want them, we throw them away, we put them off to the Buddhist temple away”
Dayum…… 😂
Just sprinkle MSG 😂
I'm vegan but that part of the video was hilarious. Deadass one of the few vegan jokes I haven't heard 😂😂😂
"what you mean you DONT EAT NO MEAT! that's ok...I make lamb"
@@AyanaSioux Do you eat with or without msg?
4:20 - I thought uncle Roger will say his audience (I mean his neice and nephews), but he surprised me 🧐🧐
Literally the most heartwarming video I’ve ever met.
Uncle Roger's egg fried rice looks pedestrian compared to Auntie Jenny's.
Probably tastes better tho
But abundant in MSG
You mean Plebeian
*Even if this was actually fake, they were born to be soulmates ❤️*
They're both characters.
They're all fake lol, is a character
That's the joke... Smh
@@BARUtubbig r/wooosh
@@meowchickenfish786 r/wooosh
Fuiyoh! Amazing Singing Uncle Roger!
I had the hugest smile throughout this whole wholesome video. My cheeks hurt. Haiyaaa-
When aunty Jenny said she doesn't own a rice cooker I thought it was over for them.
5 years being single makes unco roger desperate
true love
Thank roger for more than 4 minutes.
@@lichipong the bloopers clip lowkey makes me think aunty Jenny's Nigel's real girlfriend. True love in real life right there. Or here's a conspiracy theory for us.
I like how Auntie Jenny tries to talk with an accent but the American/British in her is too strong
NicholasCage TheElephant i thought she sounded British here but on instagram she has American accent? I’m not sure hahah
@@sakurasnoopyy It's the Zoom audio compression
She is from Los Angelas, US
i think auntie jenny needs to build her character more
Thought I was only one who no-tice.
This is the best thing I've ever seen. We need more Uncle Roger 'shipping drama.
No joke Nigel is such a good singer
"hot young nephew in the sheets"
*SWEET HOME ALABAMA*
god damnit hahahahahaaaa
Bahahahahahahaha
i was going to like but 420 seems good
_Where the skies are so Blue™_
OKAY
"Uncle roger, put my leg down from chair but now my third leg is standing up" - Uncle Roger 😂😂😂 3:05
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAA
Wonder how big 3rd leg is?? Lol
Bruh they even played the phub intro
Aren’t our uncle roger cool 😎 lol 😂
@@darrickdoaks45 yeah, i also wondering how big and long it is 😂
I loved how it starts off with him singing Jacky Cheung
can we appreciate he acctually sings rlly well
Her egg fry rice make yours look like a old black and white movie.
I think he actually can't cook :D
Also failed the pan swinging motion
Haiya why you say that, Uncle Roger so sad
@Koh S you must use a colander
Oh I am so happy that Uncle Roger mentioned Jacky Cheung (張學友)!!! Most Westerners only know Jacky Chen, but I think Jacky Cheung is also amazing. I would like to share some interesting facts about him:
1) He is regarded as one of the "Four Heavenly Kings" and has been deemed the "God of Songs" of Hong Kong.
2) He was the world top 2 singers in 1995 in terms of the numbers of copies sold. (#1 was Michael Jackson)
3) In his 2010 “Jacky Cheung 1/2 Century World tour”, he created a Guinness World record for the largest combined audience for a live act in 12 months, with 2,048,553 audience members.
4) Besides his glorious music career, he is also a great actor, with several awards across Asia. He has been in more than 60 films to date. (He is especially good at playing nobodys/ losers, despite the fact that he is so successful in real life LOL)
tysmmm for the facts! my mum has been a fan of him for 20+ years. although i love him too i know barely anything abt him ahah. just heard a few songs and played one of his song on piano (asian tingz)
The "guile" from Future Cops 😀
Yeah, Regine Velasquez here and Him also had a song together. Regine Velasquez is the "Asia's Song Bird"
He is also known as 歌神 ，the god of music in Asia
Very few people could replicate his songs , or even choose his songs to audition, because choosing his songs is basically digging your own grave
@@alexong2542
Thank you for the comment, but I think:
God of Songs --> is a more accurate translation for 歌神。God of music will be like 樂神。
You all are perfect haha I love this so much
its so hard to watch, i love it
Auntie Hersha watching this teary-eyed with her 6/10 Egg Fried Rice :(
🤣
Best comment ever.
That is a maximum 6/10 for her.
underrated comments so far
omg im crying hahhaa
"Auntie Jenny don't have rice cooker"
"Ok, bye Auntie Jenny"
*leaves the zoom call*
YOU FOOL REAL ASIANS COOK RICE BY MEASURING WITH THEIR FINGERS!
@@MasMaszu2 huh? No one said anything about measuring
@@MasMaszu2 Well you still can use a finger to measure with a rice cooker!
Truly a match made in Heaven! They are perfect for one another.
I wanted to hear more of you singing that Cantonese song, you sounded so goooooodd
“Uncle Roger in the street, hot young nephew in the sheets” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
YOU KNOW THE DATE WENT WELL WHEN AUNTIE JENNY FORGOT TO EAT HER EGG FRIED RICE
ALEXES ikr
Yesh
These are friggin funny. Just watched the tinder one.
I love these videos mann
he protecc
he atacc
but most importantly,
he got rice cooker in the bacc
Ra 😂
...but more importantly, has big ricesacc!
This comment gets 100/100 grains of rice. Very nice, soo humor.
Uncle Roger sing old Cantonese song, but Auntie Jenny sing song in Mandarin. Good thing Uncle Roger and Auntie Jenny both speak English so well to avoid language barrier.
Lol, that's my life. I saw in another video that Nigel actually speaks Mandarin really well too. Really happy to see him gaining viewers.
@ユジン mandarin is just bent Cantonese though. If u know Cantonese u will understand most of the mandarin
Black Ricw that wouldn’t necessarily be correct as while they sound similar, it’s different enough that it’s not mutually understood. I speak both so i think it’s similar, but many of my Cantonese friends don’t understand mandarin and vice versa
@@blackricw6495 nope. My family speaks Cantonese and my dad doesn't understand mandarin AT ALL
Bad thing: I just read your whole comment in uncle Roger's voice! 🙄🤔
11th Doctor: Bowties Are cool!
Uncle roger: Fuiyoh! Nephew 11!
"It's like the world want us to be together."
*oh hell yea we do-*
haha 69th like
now we have our good luck charm
Yeeter Mcsaggins ayyyyyy now onto 420
its my SHIP THE BIGGEST AND BESTEST SHIP
Yes they are funny
Uncle Roger: "Sorry, don't mean to kiss rice cooker in front of Auntie Jenny."
Aunty Jenny: *WAY INTO IT WHILE EATING RICE*
Haha
😂 lol
HAHA
Lmao
Guess she's into that kinda thing 😏
Auntie Esther punching the air rn- 😞😞
You fit together really well!
When Uncle Roger put his leg down that's mean everything gonna be so serious and it becomes more serious when his third leg stand up. At least, he used to have a lover, a wife :((
Uncle Roger look exactly like SHOPEE MODEL when he wear his orange shirt.
This is a marketing opportunity
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we need a part three with either auntie helen or auntie jenny coming to london
New follower! This is so funny!
“Now my third leg is standing up” FJSHFHD
Dhjajagd
Gnuersksksksksk, *which could mean different things*
LMAOO
this leg got no toes
A T h a t s a h u m a n p e r s o n
Uncle Roger: Uncle Roger put my leg down from chair but my *THIRD* *LEG* is standing *UP*
LMAO😂
I wish my zoom dates went this well.
You both have beautiful voices