remember when techno uploaded 3 times a day? mere legends, of a time long past remember when techno uploaded 2 times a week? all of those days are gone remember when techno uploaded once a month? the year of the pig is over... remember when techno... uploaded... who? - a legend - a pig legend, that is
This is why Techno should record with friends... his view rate goes up, his viewer's video completion rate goes up, his subs go up by 8.14% more, and uhh better content bc slightly more amusing content then talking about college apps...
When listening to the part where Team Canadian began to speak what techno called "unintelligible gibberish", I completely understood them as a Canadian myself XD it's amusing tbh. And now I crave Timmies due to my fellow Canadians. :)
@@civiliansoftrash9270 I was waiting for him to upload I thought he already recovered from cancer this pretty much took me by suprise was excited new video but then realized
Oo a good double double frum timmies, later my bud and i were gonna go fer a rip but we decided to just play som good ol puck and stick on the laker eh
Back in the day Techno be like: there you go 3 videos a day Couple years ago Techno be like:there you go 2 or 3 videos a week Present Techno be like:there you 1 video a month
Dang, you guys were living the dream 4 years ago. 3 uploads a day, we're lucky if we get 3 uploads in a year
So true
Ikr
Dang 3 uploads a year we won’t be getting any uploads at all
Edit: no offence to Techno may he Rest In Peace this is a joke
@@contagious0127 Honestly, I'd take just one more Techno upload right now
@@kylehavens6574 same who would not
7:52 gotta keep it PG
TapL lol
TapL , I want you in the next Olympics! !!!
TapL aa
ye
Rohan Chhima Get on csgo
"YES, 2 uploads in 1 week, im like no we have fallen"
Meanwhile, Me: YESSS, 1 UPLOAD IN THE LAST 3 MONTHS, 2020 IS SAVEDDDD
so true
Yup
I was thinking that too
Um
I’ve watched all his videos atleast 5 times
This is too good lmao I could watch 50 seasons of this and not get bored.
Same :p
Same
Babyman199 You are in my guild I think, C0W. I'm NoCombos4You :D
57cps yeah season 2! TECHNO *_JUST DO IT_*
57cps do u actually get 57 cps
remember when techno uploaded 3 times a day?
mere legends, of a time long past
remember when techno uploaded 2 times a week?
all of those days are gone
remember when techno uploaded once a month?
the year of the pig is over...
remember when techno... uploaded...
who?
- a legend
- a pig legend, that is
My thought :D
Remeber when he was alive?
Dang this hits different now
ima cry
This felt like a punch right in the gut
This is why Techno should record with friends... his view rate goes up, his viewer's video completion rate goes up, his subs go up by 8.14% more, and uhh better content bc slightly more amusing content then talking about college apps...
the only thing is that he dosent have friends
Razorevery youtubers view rate goes up... alot
But the thing is I thought techno got no friends
@@jonatanmajakgundersen3135 You spelt friends wrong.
Minecraft Monday no worries
Me: Man I could go for some Timmies
Canadian Translator: He wants Coffee and Donuts
Eh bod
Techno: I’m gonna get added to someone’s montage, just you wait
Me: JUST YOU WAIT JUST YOU WAAAAAIIIITTTTTT
Yes Hamilton
What’s your name man?
ALEXANDER HAMILTON!
3:32
“You’re like TechnoBlade’s father, you just keep leaving”
And nobody said anything abt that?!
:((
Nobody must have noticed that
Thats- very depressing-
But, dark humour is funny
He definitely said "like an african american father" so I imagine everyone just got uncomfortable.
@@Spaghetti-dinner tbh idk how I didn’t hear that
Whoa Techno actually edited a video
Supersilvertoon if only you read the description of the last video...
Auhr get a joke mate, people joke, even tho the vids don’t need editing, people still joke, so go along with it
@@noobling9240 uh this guy knew it was a joke, he simply stated that techno didn't edit it
"cant wait for trump to put crafting back in crazy walls" i may or may not have died a little right then lmao
Amanda Åbrandt agree
"died a little"
ok
Amanda Åbrandt has
Plus the Obama I was dieing
casuals
U play on a Mac right? If so, how do u get such high fps while recording? ;-;
iMax7 i
iMax7 o
no u
@@thedylancrow man shut up
this series will never get me bored
i don't think anyone really appreciates how good this man is at video games
Then:“Yes! Two uploads in a week!”
Now:”Yes! One upload in a decade!”
Now: "Yes! He's alive!"
1:02 Techno and Schlatt were destined to be best friends
TECHNOBLADE WHY DID YOU KEEP ME WAITING
SqltyChicken technobeLADE
0:03
[FOOTBALL]
Wins: 162
HUH!??!
Omg 😂😱🤣🤣🤣🤣 techno blade the football champion
11:42
now we summon tweets on twitter and thank the holy god that he actually came out of his cocoon with a 4 second video of him laughing ;)
Never clicked on a notification faster
thats old
If only I didn't have school.
Guy trying to escape: Yes, i finally got away
Silverfish: I'm boutta end this mans whole career
and now 2 updates per month
me : YESSS THANK YOU!!!!
And it used to be one upload every 3 months 😭😂
Techno fans in 2017: Yes, two videos a week!
Techno fans in 2018: Yes, we got a video this month!
2019 AAAAA HE UPLOADED THIS YEAR
For clarification if anyone is watching 4 years later timmies is Tim Hortons witch is like Canadian dunkin donuts
5:42 This is the accurate representation of an interaction between canadians and americans
I just LOVE the crazy walls one when Techno and Ginger were busy killing people while iBeat and Zyper is arguing in the background LOL
I like when they played blitz it said "Your aura has been DISABLED"
aura is a cosmetic perk in the blitz survival games
lol yeah everyone's freaking out, so funny!
2 uploads in a year THANK YOU
Hey Techno. Nice video, as usual
HeyCya dude, you couldn't have watched it
Yes 1 upload per 10 months pog this is so great
Timmies probably means Tim Horton's, seeing as they are Canadian.
Fall iced Capps are great
Yeah... Us Canadians have nick names for things
Can confirm
When they said they were going to Timmies
I felt that
3:39 "You're like an African American father, you just leave." *Dead silence*
yes two uploads a week
in 2021 that is a dream
"OH GOD HE HAS A ROD HES SO MUCH BETTER THAN ME"
-new quote :D
coming from 2021 we are happy if technoblade even uploads once 3 months
When listening to the part where Team Canadian began to speak what techno called "unintelligible gibberish", I completely understood them as a Canadian myself XD it's amusing tbh. And now I crave Timmies due to my fellow Canadians. :)
11:50 Im from the future and know its the gratest day of my life when techno uploads 2 times in a Month
"Let's get some timmies"... Am I the only one who knew what that meant?? (Go Canada!!!)
I had no clue what that meant
We’re not special
USA
USA
•taxicab• going for a rip are ya bud?
Rainfox there the best eh
"2 uploads in a week"
We'llnever get that again
Zyper:stop posting 3 years ago
Ibeaturscore:stop posting 2 years ago
Thebestginger:stop posting 1 year ago
Technoblade: oh…. oh no
Rip techo
Yes indeed this sucks
@@civiliansoftrash9270 I was waiting for him to upload I thought he already recovered from cancer this pretty much took me by suprise was excited new video but then realized
Didn’t age to well
"He's speaking foreign language" 😂 Technoblade was such a nerd compared to everybody.
Rest In Peace legend
I thought this was uploaded and I was actually hype then I saw part two in my recommendations two years ago. *epic*
"Now i only upload twice per week.... how far we've fallen." Bruh if only
Oh what we would give for 1 upload a month let alone 2 a week
11:52 yess two uploads in a month wooo technoblade
TECHNO IN 3 YEARS YOU WILL HAVE 3M SUBS AND BE FIGHTING THE BIGGEST MINECRAFT UA-camR FOR 100K.
ANY GAMEEEEE
if it exists i can tryhard it. ANY GAME
Love how you edit the part once you lose in Simon says...
NERD
JK great episode! Can't wait for the next ep!
NO THE EPISODE IS OVER THIS IS A NIGHTMARE
Love this series and the words on screen! Keep it up
6:41 Your aura has been disabled, what does that mean?
Moozang in hypixel blitz sg, donators have this cosmetic aura around them whether it's fire particles or water etc
aura is a cosmetic perk in the blitz survival games
Elbow pig has Killaura
Technoblade OMG Techno, U know so much about the blitz survival games, U should come back!
Thanks dad
Zyper: Max, think we need to go get some timmies, eh?
Max: “Oh yah bod, I was goin dwn...”
"Patata Magica"
Me, a multilingual intellectual: Magic potato
This aged incredibly
R.I.p may this hero rest in heaven after DEAFEATING GODDDD
Now we be like: “yes 2 uploads in a month! this is the best month of my life!”
More like 2 uploads in a season! THIS IS THE MOMENT OF MY LIFE
This is possibly one of Techno's most underrated series
Actually hyped for a Technoblade video!
I'm sick right now and your videos really cheer me up :)
Next is Mineplex olympics... Lol gl with that
iDJWired_ lolk
11:54 congratulating him on 2 videos a week
Future technoblade 1 upload every 2 months
11:49 Now he uploads once every 2 months
2 UPLOADS IN A WEEK?!? we had no idea how good we had it :((
Hey there 2017 Techno...
In 2 years you will beat big youtubers in minecraft SG for t2 times and get Pig rank and $20k
He actually beat those things (pig rank was temporary but still)
Techno talking about how multiple uploads a week is slow, meanwhile I haven’t gotten an upload in a month
*rolls turbo cart racers*
Knightjs
Lol
YAS IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THISSSSS
Alright. Who wants to go techno's work so we get more uploads a week?
I for one am willing to do so.
Two uploads a week? what we would be so happy for 2 uploads in 3 months.
tbh +iBeaturscore should totally go out with +Zyper like I totally ship it
"2 uploads in a week"
Oh how blessed we would be
Rest in peace
When u scream USA it sounded like trumps supporters
So... if he is smart are you saying that Trump is smart? Also, I LUV UR VIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mdarkfuri That isn't the real one lol
USA whats that were just here in trumpville
Dude I watched you video mdarkfuri about Huahwi voting for Trump, click on the channel, some fanboy with 140 subs
mdarkfuri
im pretty sure that that Huahwi isn't real, i mean since when tf did he have only 141 subs? exactly.
Hipixel says - don’t get killed by the zombies
Some guy in the background - jumps of the platform
...
And now he doesn't even upload
"About only 500 episodes" "Thats more than bajan" 2499/2500 Rated
6:41 Techno exposed?!?!
aura is a cosmetic perk in the blitz survival games
Wow the last part is actually on my birthday HYPE!
Spoilers were at 0:10 not 5 you reket yourself nurd
No, he got the timing just right. He finished talking at 0:05 and the spoilers were at 0:10
do you know the meaning of sarcasm? If you don't:
"the use of irony to mock or convey contempt: she didn't like the note of sarcasm in his voice."
It wasn't obvious it was sarcasm to me
-.-
You can't be angry at me when it's typing
1:08 Yes, he is very interested in walls, he'll certainly do that
He Dead :(
Brush 2 uploads in a week and we are *praising the gods*
UPLOAD EVERY 3 OR 4 DAYS!!!! OMG techno now uploads every 3 months
Timmes is Tim Hortons, Which I life for us Canadians
the small commentary is so funny "i need you in my life" " like my father you just leave" -in a tiny voice
Tim Horton's chocolate eclairs are so good doh...
11:41 - Hearing Techno say this now with his current upload schedule is jarring. Like we are lucky now to get three in a month.
I'm Canadian and I can confirm zypers impersonation is on point
This is the third time I'm watching this in 2020
*Zombies attack techno
techno: IM GETTING TARGETTED FOR
MY UA-cam RANK
7:33 I'm sorry but tacoblade is actually genius
Everybody but Techno were so salty during Blitz
this is minecraft Mondays except 2 years earlier
Oo a good double double frum timmies, later my bud and i were gonna go fer a rip but we decided to just play som good ol puck and stick on the laker eh
Ay?
Who knew Zyper was Canadian without looking at his YT channel?
Be being in 2020 being happy if he uploads once every months
“I got speed” - Tecanobalade 2017
ZYPER YOU BETTER MAKE CANADA PROUD
Back in the day Techno be like: there you go 3 videos a day
Couple years ago
Techno be like:there you go 2 or 3 videos a week
Present
Techno be like:there you 1 video a month