Decapitation: Separation of the head from the body is the worst case scenario. There is currently nothing medical science can do to put a head back on a body and make it work. Doctors can reattach toes, fingers, arms, legs and even penises, but collar-level separation is a deal breaker. Decomposition: Once the flesh begins to rot, there's no possibility of resuscitation. A word of clarification, however: flesh can die in areas around the body even on a live person. That's why frostbite turns black. When we talk about decomposition being a sign of death, we are suggesting the entire body has begun to decompose and that the person is not breathing and the heart is not beating. Postmortem Lividity: When the blood stops flowing, gravity takes over. The Latin term is livor mortis or blue death. Blood settles in the lowest points of the body, which depends on the position it's in at the time of death. Most of our victims die in bed, so the purple streaks on their backs -- similar in color to bruises -- will follow the wrinkles in the sheets and show that blood hasn't been circulating for quite a while. Lividity can show up in as little as 15 minutes. Postmortem Rigidity: There's a reason dead people are called "stiffs." Once the last little bit of energy is used up in muscle cells they get stiff, until enzymes created through decomposition begin to break them down. The Latin term is rigor mortis or hard death. The chemistry is complicated, but rigidity starts soon after death and lasts for days, depending on heat and humidity. Burned Beyond Recognition: The last sign of irreversible death is very specific. It refers only to victims who die of burns. This sign is pretty self explanatory: once a victim is burned so bad that he or she is no longer recognizable, there's no chance of resuscitation.
My favorite audio clips ever from RT is Gavin saying, "Cuz it fucken hurts." in his amazing accent in response to an egg to the balls and the crying laughing tone of Burnie saying, "Did you just say headlight fluid?!"
Decapitation: Decomposition: Once the flesh begins to rot, there's no possibility of resuscitation. A word of clarification, however: flesh can die in areas around the body even on a live person. That's why frostbite turns black. When we talk about decomposition being a sign of death, we are suggesting the entire body has begun to decompose and that the person is not breathing and the heart is not beating. Postmortem Lividity: When the blood has stopped flowing and is now at the lowest part of the body. Postmortem Rigidity: they've reached rigor mortis Burned Beyond Recognition: The last sign of irreversible death is very specific. It refers only to patients who die of burns. This sign is pretty self explanatory: once a victim is burned so bad that he or she is no longer recognizable.
Gavin's getting hit in the balls by a frozen egg story is the first time I ever heard him say a proper curse word. "Why would anyone go through the trouble of freezing an egg?" "Cuz it fucking hurts!"
I feel like whenever Joel starts ranting about gold or stocks, they just force him into a straight jacket and shove him into a closet and lock the door 😂
I hope that paramedic never saw that because he probably gave the five signs of death correctly and Matt forgot. It actually is a thing. I think it is decapitation, postmortem lividity, decomposition, burned beyond recognition, and postmortem rigidity.
Decapitation: Separation of the head from the body is the worst case scenario. There is currently nothing medical science can do to put a head back on a body and make it work. Doctors can reattach toes, fingers, arms, legs and even penises, but above-the-collar-level separation is a deal breaker. Decomposition: Once the flesh begins to rot, there's no possibility of resuscitation. A word of clarification, however: flesh can die in areas around the body even on a live person. That's why frostbite turns black. When we talk about decomposition being a sign of death, we are suggesting the entire body has begun to decompose and that the person is not breathing and the heart is not beating. Postmortem Lividity: When the blood stops flowing, gravity takes over. The Latin term is livor mortis or blue death. Blood settles in the lowest points of the body, which depends on the position it's in at the time of death. Most of our victims die in bed, so the purple streaks on their backs--similar in color to bruises--will follow the wrinkles in the sheets and show that blood hasn't been circulating for quite a while. Lividity can show up in as little as 15 minutes. Postmortem Rigidity: There's a reason dead people are called "stiffs." Once the last little bit of energy is used up in muscle cells they get stiff, until enzymes created through decomposition begin to break them down. The Latin term is rigor mortis or hard death. The chemistry is complicated, but rigidity starts soon after death and lasts for days, depending on heat and humidity. Burned Beyond Recognition: The last sign of irreversible death is very specific. It refers only to patients who die of burns. This sign is pretty self explanatory: once a victim is burned so bad that he or she is no longer recognizable, there's no chance of resuscitation.
Screw that, it happened 4 months ago. You can only grieve for so long. Do you think Monty would want you still crying over him? No! Hed want you to go out and create!
Don't try to cover your self by saying what he would've wanted, different people grieve for longer times, you just made a very inconsiderate joke and you should own up to it.
Dont try to tell people what they should do, different people find humor in different situations, you just made a very dumb reply and you should own up to it.
I wouldn't of let him take my pizza. By the power of logic and basic common sense, you make him look like a fool. Plus I'm not stupid like Gavin, I would of grabbed my pizza first.
MakeshiftGamer I left the typo in on purpose. Also, a typo doesn't void someones intelligence, unless it's like really, really bad spelling and grammar. I make 1 or 2 typos per paragraph, compared to your average dipshit who makes 4 or 5 typos in every sentence.
Samual Alexander Well who said I took credit for it in the first place? I said that this was made by Rooster Teeth and I don't own any of it and I'm not making any monetization on the video so I don't see the problem. I'm just making it as a fan. :)
At first was thinking, what could be better than see you in Austin, assholes. Then number one came up and I remembered....Sad there isn't people like grapes
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I love how Gavin basically just created It Follows...but with a snail
I hadn't heard of that movie before the other day. The similarities are uncanny lol
It's a common playground hypothetical
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Revisiting this after today’s news 😢 Thank you for everything, RT
The full five signs of death are 1. Decapitation 2. Massive blood-loss 3. Burned to an extreme amount 4. Decomposition 5. Stiffness
No. The five signs of death are:
1. Head removed from the body
2. All burned up
3. Blood on the outside of the body
I don't remember the last two.
No, those are the REAL answers.
I assume these "five signs" are to make sure medics don't assume people are dead just because they can't detect a pulse.
People can't die
Gavin's not so secret admirer who was that tv chef should have been there somewhere lol, loved that one.
Decapitation: Separation of the head from the body is the worst case scenario. There is currently nothing medical science can do to put a head back on a body and make it work. Doctors can reattach toes, fingers, arms, legs and even penises, but collar-level separation is a deal breaker.
Decomposition: Once the flesh begins to rot, there's no possibility of resuscitation. A word of clarification, however: flesh can die in areas around the body even on a live person. That's why frostbite turns black. When we talk about decomposition being a sign of death, we are suggesting the entire body has begun to decompose and that the person is not breathing and the heart is not beating.
Postmortem Lividity: When the blood stops flowing, gravity takes over. The Latin term is livor mortis or blue death. Blood settles in the lowest points of the body, which depends on the position it's in at the time of death. Most of our victims die in bed, so the purple streaks on their backs -- similar in color to bruises -- will follow the wrinkles in the sheets and show that blood hasn't been circulating for quite a while. Lividity can show up in as little as 15 minutes.
Postmortem Rigidity: There's a reason dead people are called "stiffs." Once the last little bit of energy is used up in muscle cells they get stiff, until enzymes created through decomposition begin to break them down. The Latin term is rigor mortis or hard death. The chemistry is complicated, but rigidity starts soon after death and lasts for days, depending on heat and humidity.
Burned Beyond Recognition: The last sign of irreversible death is very specific. It refers only to victims who die of burns. This sign is pretty self explanatory: once a victim is burned so bad that he or she is no longer recognizable, there's no chance of resuscitation.
R.I.P. Monty.
...and Ray
Rays not dead
Who's ray?
MrDuckyJ you mean Roy from Trophy Chasers?
MrDuckyJ HES NOT DYING (Ray Narvaes Jr) 2015
Jonathan Moses we will always remember
RAY NARVAES Jr.
xxxx-2015
What about Edgar is the one in the hole? That was a really good one.
My favorite audio clips ever from RT is Gavin saying, "Cuz it fucken hurts." in his amazing accent in response to an egg to the balls and the crying laughing tone of Burnie saying, "Did you just say headlight fluid?!"
Sweet list im surprised that the story about Miles and his crazy dad wasnt in this tho
Caliber Ice Lol I'm pretty sure when I made my original list it was in it but I had to cut a few things and that was one of them.
yeah its all good its a matter of opinion too that was my fav of all time i cry every time i watch it.
MCSProduction That one was a personal best aswel but it is what it is.
RIP montey one of the greatest minds i've ever seen in the animated industry
I love the last one with the original RvB cast losing it in the background.
The snail assassin better be on the list
I think the one with Michael and the weird neighbor should have been on here.
What a stupid thing to think. Think of something else.
No Kevin the drug dealer? xD
Tell em Kevin sent you
Moregasm the Powerful I'mma I'mma hook you up...
He cameo'd in the Vegas story. 24:21
I am concerned that Gavin won't be able to have kids. Question is whether that's a good or bad thing
gonna call it now and say Headlight Fluid is #1
Edit: I skipped to the end and turns out I was right LOL. Headlight Fluid FTW
Kingg Salva it's a classic
headlight fluid XD
R.I.P Monty
1:11 DUDE! The guy with the beard has four arms! O__O
That's Jack from Achievement Hunter.
Yup, pretty normal formJack.
John Hughes Omg! It must have been an animation error
I'm so happy HeadLight Fluid was #1
here is ray's halo 4 picture/photobom if anyone is interested
i.imgur.com/KGXTS.jpg
Musa.Joker The face he made just kills me. Thank you.
I always love the Chris Almond story😂❤
Lets face it. We ALL knew what number one would be!
#16 now Monty is permanently in sleep mode.
I feel donuts for cake should've been number 1.
Joel is caboose all hail the rvb tough dumb guy all hail caboose and his might ai freckels all hail the blue king
Man this video shows how far RTAA quality has come
I personally like the one we’re Geoff painted the hallway black
This is a good list
Rooster Teeth is absolutely hillarious
I guess Monty had no more projects so he went in sleep mode forever
Rest In Piece
I read this comment and thought "Wow what an asshole"
I made that comment. I'm the asshole.
+Rpp Wing i was inclined to agree but you admitted it yourself so i don't fault you
It makes me really sad seeing Monty
Miss seeing him in roosterteeth's videos :(
Omg when the frame with #1 showed up i said to myself "imagine its the headlight fluid one" and then it shows i start laughing 😂 lol
Monty oum: man or machine
UselessMatt Hero*
Decapitation:
Decomposition: Once the flesh begins to rot, there's no possibility of resuscitation. A word of clarification, however: flesh can die in areas around the body even on a live person. That's why frostbite turns black. When we talk about decomposition being a sign of death, we are suggesting the entire body has begun to decompose and that the person is not breathing and the heart is not beating.
Postmortem Lividity: When the blood has stopped flowing and is now at the lowest part of the body.
Postmortem Rigidity: they've reached rigor mortis
Burned Beyond Recognition: The last sign of irreversible death is very specific. It refers only to patients who die of burns. This sign is pretty self explanatory: once a victim is burned so bad that he or she is no longer recognizable.
26:35 OHHH THEY GOT RED VS BLUE JOKES!!
Nice list, but it think that the last has to be remade to include the appetizer argument. Has to be one of the greatest things they've ever made.
Gavin's getting hit in the balls by a frozen egg story is the first time I ever heard him say a proper curse word.
"Why would anyone go through the trouble of freezing an egg?"
"Cuz it fucking hurts!"
That was the first time I ever heard gavin say fuck.
I feel like whenever Joel starts ranting about gold or stocks, they just force him into a straight jacket and shove him into a closet and lock the door 😂
My suspicions were confirmed. Joel is Caboose.
only time where 9:11 was my favorite.
Chris' Doot Doot, Gus the Social Media Hostage, Gus' Bathroom Encounter, and A Staircase of Assult...they definately belong on this list
Don't know why, but all this good content and I get caught at 7:53
I think Gav was talking about wiper soap
Ahahaha I KNEWWW IT! There was no way that that RTAA was not gonna be #1.
Number one gus definitely thought headlight fluid was real and played off that he thought it was dumb also
Saw the end of #10 and thought, "Of course it's awesome to be that stupid. Gavin's been proving that for years."
I miss Monty. :(
I knew what #1 was gonna be from the start.
THAT'S WHERE HEAD LIGHT FLUID CAME FROM
R.I.P Monty........
:(
I hope that paramedic never saw that because he probably gave the five signs of death correctly and Matt forgot. It actually is a thing. I think it is decapitation, postmortem lividity, decomposition, burned beyond recognition, and postmortem rigidity.
Decapitation: Separation of the head from the body is the worst case scenario. There is currently nothing medical science can do to put a head back on a body and make it work. Doctors can reattach toes, fingers, arms, legs and even penises, but above-the-collar-level separation is a deal breaker.
Decomposition: Once the flesh begins to rot, there's no possibility of resuscitation. A word of clarification, however: flesh can die in areas around the body even on a live person. That's why frostbite turns black. When we talk about decomposition being a sign of death, we are suggesting the entire body has begun to decompose and that the person is not breathing and the heart is not beating.
Postmortem Lividity: When the blood stops flowing, gravity takes over. The Latin term is livor mortis or blue death. Blood settles in the lowest points of the body, which depends on the position it's in at the time of death. Most of our victims die in bed, so the purple streaks on their backs--similar in color to bruises--will follow the wrinkles in the sheets and show that blood hasn't been circulating for quite a while. Lividity can show up in as little as 15 minutes.
Postmortem Rigidity: There's a reason dead people are called "stiffs." Once the last little bit of energy is used up in muscle cells they get stiff, until enzymes created through decomposition begin to break them down. The Latin term is rigor mortis or hard death. The chemistry is complicated, but rigidity starts soon after death and lasts for days, depending on heat and humidity.
Burned Beyond Recognition: The last sign of irreversible death is very specific. It refers only to patients who die of burns. This sign is pretty self explanatory: once a victim is burned so bad that he or she is no longer recognizable, there's no chance of resuscitation.
Monty's just powered down, guys. :)
Too soon ...
Screw that, it happened 4 months ago. You can only grieve for so long. Do you think Monty would want you still crying over him? No! Hed want you to go out and create!
Don't try to cover your self by saying what he would've wanted, different people grieve for longer times, you just made a very inconsiderate joke and you should own up to it.
Dont try to tell people what they should do, different people find humor in different situations, you just made a very dumb reply and you should own up to it.
***** Thank you, sir. Glad to see some people prefer to live and love memories rather than sit and cry over things they cant change.
Liked the red vs blue reference at the end elbow grese
RIP Monty oum
Dude, to this day whenever I'm with people eating almonds I always say "almonds?" in Burnie's Chris impersonation.
I wouldn't of let him take my pizza. By the power of logic and basic common sense, you make him look like a fool.
Plus I'm not stupid like Gavin, I would of grabbed my pizza first.
Would've* I guess you're not as smart as you build yourself up to be. Sorry. I just had to.
MakeshiftGamer
I left the typo in on purpose. Also, a typo doesn't void someones intelligence, unless it's like really, really bad spelling and grammar. I make 1 or 2 typos per paragraph, compared to your average dipshit who makes 4 or 5 typos in every sentence.
Trinexx360 left typo "on purpose"
HAH
Trinexx360 haey. that is not ncie. i dont lave tipos.
That's nonsense mate, you made the exact same mistake twice. That isn't a typo - it's a lack of grammatical knowledge.
I missed these
He doesn't want to go to the Vegas quadrant...
Good judgement, except "the greatest rtaa of all time" should be first.
I knew headlight fluid would be first :)
man, no horse puncher? that was the best!
I haven't laughed this much in years
Headlight Fluid. Goddamn Gavin
The snail is immortal, not invincible.
Just smash it with a hammer.
That is the first time I heard Gavin say "fucking"
no blue eyes :( thats a shame
MY BLUE EYES!!!!!!!!
I'm cry-laughing all though the last 4.
Am I the only one that thought Ryan's Edgar in the Hole was deserving?
My personal favorite is the sticks and flowers one
Oh...so that's where RVB's headlight fluid gag came from?
We love this video, keep it up!
Man, I wish I could work with YOU guys, fun life!
Wow guys! Thanks for 10K!!!!! If you guys have any more ideas for videos that you want to see post them down here!
MCSProduction close to the 30 already :D
chense dutchman make that 84!
MCSProduction You can not take credit for any of this so shut yo face.
Samual Alexander Well who said I took credit for it in the first place? I said that this was made by Rooster Teeth and I don't own any of it and I'm not making any monetization on the video so I don't see the problem. I'm just making it as a fan. :)
Spurs/Kings/Seahawks Fan dude. You're hilarious. "Why so salty" he says XD
dude, you're missing "burnie.com" and "the iphone debate." those episodes are legendary!!
the stealing cable episodes were funny as hell...
The blue eyes RTAA
i cant tell what anybody from rooster teeth looks like in real life besides gavin...
I remember I got scared from a vending machine once.
My favorite is #1 as well. There are more Gavin RTAAs that I find funnier. But as a whole, these were all very funny. Thanks.
headlight fluid story is the best one
I'mma be honest, idk why roster teeth doesn't call for copy right on these videos
I think make enough money of of the other stuff.
The stripper that pulled miles away sounds like she coulda been inspiration for spontaneous bootay
Somehow, I knew what number one would be. I was totally right XD
Why is it whenever Brandon is in an RTAA, Chris is not to far away
Thing is, headlight fluid is real.
You sure about that?
Fish315 Technically fluid can mean both liquid and gas. So the xenon or argon lights could be considered to contain a fluid.
These always make me laugh. :)
Never saw the earlier podcasts with Geoff on.
THE NUMBERS JOEL!
In my opinion Hot Dog Planes and “Pranks” should have been on there
You missed the one where a drunk guy snores really loud and eats candy or something
Wgen gus hit his head on the table i fucking died laughing
Great list, some good choices but where was barbara pun-kleman?
#6 - righty tighty, lefty loosy!! Berney not no how use tool good!
At first was thinking, what could be better than see you in Austin, assholes. Then number one came up and I remembered....Sad there isn't people like grapes
8:56 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah I can't stop laughing
Im surprised "Ny Blue Eyes!" Wasnt in it
13:36 they were from the future.