Jon Jones RESPONDED To Me? Andrew Tate Joins Him? The Gay GOAT EXPOSED?

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  • @the-mma-guru
    @the-mma-guru  6 місяців тому +1809

    This theory is all one big desperate attempt to COMPLIMENT Jones for being that way and to make sure he EMBRACES his true self so that he can be a stunning and brave addition to society.
    Share this.

    • @arugalnews32
      @arugalnews32 6 місяців тому +71

      what is a social we can send you "tips" on?? I got a couple about Israel to share (with evidence) as he lives just down the road from me - (being careful here) but also a story about his call centre days

    • @lethweiblackbelt
      @lethweiblackbelt 6 місяців тому +28

      The downfall of guru

    • @MagnusGalactusOG
      @MagnusGalactusOG 6 місяців тому +91

      You called him gay and he responded by criticizing your looks? Ironic.

    • @ekot0419
      @ekot0419 6 місяців тому +22

      Okay. Jon Jone is gay. Like, he either takes someone from behind or give it to another man from behind. You are absolutely RIGHT. 100%. You got it. You WON THE GAME!!!
      So what about it then? Will you watch his next fight? I will.

    • @angelobowie6880
      @angelobowie6880 6 місяців тому +27

      now, all the closet BOIs will defend Jones, and deflect to Guru..wait for it

  • @ronmka8931
    @ronmka8931 6 місяців тому +5803

    babe wake up, jon jones gay part 2 just dropped

  • @GravityThree3
    @GravityThree3 6 місяців тому +2639

    MMA Guru exposing Jon Jones for being gay is a such a South Park episode. LMAO

    • @archite001
      @archite001 6 місяців тому +80

      "That's a guy man! .... which is fiiiiine UA-cam admins"

    • @benhallo1553
      @benhallo1553 6 місяців тому +3

      Hahahahahaha it is

    • @GravityThree3
      @GravityThree3 6 місяців тому +32

      @@jamiefugazi6974 as Eric Cartman hopefully

    • @JimBowSlice
      @JimBowSlice 6 місяців тому

      You think he eats fishdicks?

    • @SoyDuckHot
      @SoyDuckHot 6 місяців тому +2

      how can anyone not find this entertaining

  • @nothankyou4785
    @nothankyou4785 6 місяців тому +1364

    He said that Guru is "Unkept" now i know Jon Jones is GAY!!! Only a gay man, call another man, "Unkept"!!! 😂😂😂😂

    • @The_Reality_Filter
      @The_Reality_Filter 6 місяців тому +72

      *facts*

    • @thebigdogg2866
      @thebigdogg2866 6 місяців тому +46

      That's true 😂😂

    • @xRvBxCab00se
      @xRvBxCab00se 6 місяців тому +135

      And it should be “unkempt” anyway

    • @gungnir722
      @gungnir722 6 місяців тому +58

      It is common for Jewish Rabbis such as Guru to refrain from cutting their hair or beards. The Bible condemns shaving ones beard. Leviticus (19:27): "You shall not cut the hair on the sides of your heads, neither shall you clip off the edge of your beard." To cut off another man's beard, according to Samuel (10:4) is an outrage. Even many Orthodox Christian priests refuse to shave. For someone who claims so often to be a Christian, Jon sure doesn't know very much about the bible

    • @Showerofjyzz
      @Showerofjyzz 6 місяців тому +5

      Wow. Facts

  • @RichardvanBerlo
    @RichardvanBerlo 6 місяців тому +369

    The Mens pound for pound list just got a whole new meaning...

    • @MagnumOpusMAGI
      @MagnumOpusMAGI 6 місяців тому +16

      hahhahahahahahahahahahah

    • @LuckyPkerz
      @LuckyPkerz 3 місяці тому +6

      dude im dead 💀💀💀 xDDD

    • @mr.absolute8556
      @mr.absolute8556 3 місяці тому +4

      definetly undefeated undisputed champ of that

    • @TheHonestSpeaker
      @TheHonestSpeaker 22 дні тому

      😂😂😂😂

    • @heavyion
      @heavyion 4 дні тому

      Get him on the ground, and pound him!
      Some coach(c)

  • @PubsGrubs
    @PubsGrubs 6 місяців тому +930

    Pigs eat bones. It all makes sense now

  • @ClydeYouTuber
    @ClydeYouTuber 6 місяців тому +926

    He blocked me because I told him to fight Tom, lol.

    • @yumjoystyle2
      @yumjoystyle2 6 місяців тому +218

      He's more scared of Tom than coming out 😂🤣

    • @UsykWillBeatFuryViaEzDecision
      @UsykWillBeatFuryViaEzDecision 6 місяців тому +84

      He blocked me cause i called em gay

    • @lowlowseesee
      @lowlowseesee 6 місяців тому +77

      he blocked me legit because I questioned why he wont mention his partner in his 'this is the best thing to ever happen to me' wife beater "apology"

    • @BilliStatus
      @BilliStatus 6 місяців тому +3

      Whats so laugh out loud worthy about this comment?

    • @cloudmamba5416
      @cloudmamba5416 6 місяців тому +4

      Because your cringe most likely

  • @b.a.2037
    @b.a.2037 6 місяців тому +751

    Its not gay if your eyes are poked

  • @wiseknowledgeworldA
    @wiseknowledgeworldA 6 місяців тому +215

    “I was sitting in the back of the room”
    “Alright Ian Garry”
    😂💀

  • @9686-n3l
    @9686-n3l 6 місяців тому +464

    Imagine telling young guru that he’s gonna be bullying the heavyweight champ jon jones about being gay 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 twitter bullying the baddest man

    • @incognito867
      @incognito867 6 місяців тому +20

      anyone can cyber bully anyone in person is where it matters

    • @yumjoystyle2
      @yumjoystyle2 6 місяців тому +5

      @incognito867 act like the Chandler kids and pull out the hammer lRL

    • @Peoplecallmesir
      @Peoplecallmesir 6 місяців тому +1

    • @Jordan-it2kl
      @Jordan-it2kl 6 місяців тому +3

      ​@@incognito867 guru better watch out jones might get a lil freaky if he seems him irl

    • @dro3023
      @dro3023 6 місяців тому +6

      @@incognito867I’d bet on guru irl he’s British

  • @regzzuse280
    @regzzuse280 6 місяців тому +1235

    "I might look like a homosexual with a suit on..."
    - DC

  • @AaronTats
    @AaronTats 6 місяців тому +2030

    “Sir, a second Jon Jones video has dropped”

  • @gregwilliams7870
    @gregwilliams7870 6 місяців тому +130

    Isn't it pretty obvious now that if guru is going after someone, and lets say hes got 6-7 solid pieces of evidence, he'll only use about half in the first video, because 9 times out of 10 they'll respond. LEVELS BROTHER YOU DA GOAT

    • @terrifier-7
      @terrifier-7 6 місяців тому +7

      Lmao yahll like gossiping girls 🤣

    • @hujambokorodani3448
      @hujambokorodani3448 6 місяців тому

      Lol

    • @lil_shrimp6404
      @lil_shrimp6404 6 місяців тому

      ​@Ghostface__x_ yepp. These types of people are scum. He's a bum looking for attention and views and trying to tear down people with "tea". Female activities

    • @Umar-gw6fy
      @Umar-gw6fy 6 місяців тому +21

      @@terrifier-7you’re fruity the way you’re defending jon 🤫

    • @columodonnell9212
      @columodonnell9212 6 місяців тому +5

      ​@@terrifier-7Batty man

  • @KevinMcFernley
    @KevinMcFernley 6 місяців тому +640

    Lucas Tracy is making random tier lists. Guru is slaying giants and destroying sacred cows. Levels to this shit, man. Levels.

    • @PorygonHead
      @PorygonHead 6 місяців тому +39

      And BedtimeMMA Headlines this weekend!

    • @move3336
      @move3336 6 місяців тому +26

      Different types of content. Lucas Tracy doesn’t really wanna start any drama or make theories abt fighters

    • @Tonyrobinsongb
      @Tonyrobinsongb 6 місяців тому +39

      @@move3336sounds like a BETA 😂 I know who id rather watch

    • @statego
      @statego 6 місяців тому

      👏🏻👏🏻

    • @japreeceisom9438
      @japreeceisom9438 6 місяців тому

      @@Tonyrobinsongbwow why do losers like you really feel like kings on the internet ts is crazy 😂

  • @williamdebault2524
    @williamdebault2524 6 місяців тому +541

    As a man there’s nothing scarier than Jon jones drunk fighting his gay demons also at the same time touching on you in appropriate manner. It’s probably a good thing Jeff dahmer never picked up drunk Jon 💀

    • @austinl5158
      @austinl5158 6 місяців тому

      Don't forget Brett Rodgers molested normal men, MMA fighters, and prisoners. That's almost scarier because Brett is crazier.

    • @conorthompson943
      @conorthompson943 6 місяців тому

      My mans plagued by nightmares of being sodomized by jon jones 😂💀

    • @ilraixi9432
      @ilraixi9432 6 місяців тому +6

      Geeeeeez 🙅‍♂️

    • @JPMMA507
      @JPMMA507 6 місяців тому

      😂

    • @adamadam3734
      @adamadam3734 6 місяців тому +12

      In appropriate manner?

  • @NotKD35
    @NotKD35 6 місяців тому +1494

    Guru may live in the basement but Jon lives in the closet

    • @PDF1981
      @PDF1981 6 місяців тому +67

      Instant classic joke

    • @good8619
      @good8619 6 місяців тому +27

      Brutality

    • @dickdeoreo
      @dickdeoreo 6 місяців тому

      Friendship 🌈🌈

    • @ap3513
      @ap3513 6 місяців тому +12

      Beat me to it lol

    • @miguelnieto83
      @miguelnieto83 6 місяців тому +5

      😂😂😂😂

  • @danielgoddu4673
    @danielgoddu4673 6 місяців тому +205

    Imagine how fucking terrifying it would be to have a drunken jon jones repeatedly try to force himself on you.

    • @twaneva3460
      @twaneva3460 6 місяців тому +20

      🔫

    • @Cleatus546
      @Cleatus546 6 місяців тому

      He will turn your brown hole into the blk and blue octagon.

    • @corleone5680
      @corleone5680 6 місяців тому

      😂😂😂😂😂 2:57 ​@@twaneva3460

    • @magnumxlpi
      @magnumxlpi 4 місяці тому +1

      Reminds me of Rogan doing stand up about Brock Lesnar if he wanted to grape you
      "What are you going to do? Fight him off for a certain period of time?"

    • @maxabdulhadi
      @maxabdulhadi 11 днів тому

      The eyepokes 😱

  • @King_JappyJoe
    @King_JappyJoe 6 місяців тому +880

    Everyone defending a Wife-Beating, Steroid using Cheater over some silly accusations by Guru is actually pretty funny lmao

    • @typo9434
      @typo9434 6 місяців тому +1

      Black people lol

    • @justsomeguywithafewmoregut4600
      @justsomeguywithafewmoregut4600 6 місяців тому

      Being in the closet grants you many perks and privileges it seems

    • @BilliStatus
      @BilliStatus 6 місяців тому +19

      Im not even defending Jon but your comment is goofy.. lmao 🥴

    • @pointnine5030
      @pointnine5030 6 місяців тому +203

      @@BilliStatusthen what are you doing? You sound even goofier lol

    • @ezradaiquiri11311
      @ezradaiquiri11311 6 місяців тому +165

      You're right, except these aren't silly accusations. This is hard evidence. Almost as hard as bones in that comedy club.

  • @FakeGyllenhaal
    @FakeGyllenhaal 6 місяців тому +787

    Luckily Guru's butt is protected by a wheelchair to stay safe from Jon Jones' wrath.

    • @megadeth6756
      @megadeth6756 6 місяців тому +29

      Underrated comment 🤣

    • @heisenberg3457
      @heisenberg3457 6 місяців тому +44

      Jones will go through that wheelchair

    • @Bb-xq7gk
      @Bb-xq7gk 6 місяців тому +34

      ​@@heisenberg3457not with that weight on top of it

    • @andresroman9544
      @andresroman9544 6 місяців тому +2

      😂

    • @knightandlord
      @knightandlord 6 місяців тому +2

      😹😹😹

  • @Big____Brock
    @Big____Brock 6 місяців тому +786

    Jon jones vs. Amanda nunes, to determine the homosexual goat

    • @yumjoystyle2
      @yumjoystyle2 6 місяців тому +60

      If Jon wins, he gets a sheep
      If Amanda wins, she gets a dog, and a large jar of peanut butter

    • @cerveshred
      @cerveshred 6 місяців тому +11

      Jenny jones

    • @beyondthesacrosanctbreeze
      @beyondthesacrosanctbreeze 6 місяців тому

      ​@@yumjoystyle2a dog Izzy trained

    • @philyoutuber7270
      @philyoutuber7270 6 місяців тому +43

      Nunes wins via R1 pegging

    • @starseeddeluxe
      @starseeddeluxe 6 місяців тому +7

      Darren Till, Adesanya, Joe Rogan, Jesse on Fire, Jon Jones, Bryan Callen. Wonderful people.

  • @mathieutaillefer8418
    @mathieutaillefer8418 6 місяців тому +45

    Ahahahahah "this is a gay man" the way you say it is killing me. Great content dude nice work

  • @DeadSpaceMMA
    @DeadSpaceMMA 6 місяців тому +720

    Jon jones is the Ultimate hide and seek champion... USADA couldn't find him under the cage and now he had the whole commmity fooled by hiding in the closet!!!

  • @FakeGyllenhaal
    @FakeGyllenhaal 6 місяців тому +342

    Jon Jones' famously long reach can be used to embrace 2 men on each side at once

    • @victoralley708
      @victoralley708 6 місяців тому +43

      Jon always has the reach around advantage

    • @pizzapozz7733
      @pizzapozz7733 6 місяців тому

      Does he wipe really easily after taking a shit?

    • @connorwagstaff2348
      @connorwagstaff2348 6 місяців тому +2

      Embrace 💀

    • @huricanethreeonesix
      @huricanethreeonesix 6 місяців тому +3

      ​@@victoralley708you win bro😂

    • @dereks4531
      @dereks4531 6 місяців тому +1

      Gay af you guy's wanna chill out you're talking about a legend of the game show some fkn respect

  • @SurfaceLevelAnalysis
    @SurfaceLevelAnalysis 6 місяців тому +321

    Guru on a generational run

    • @FreefallSC
      @FreefallSC 6 місяців тому +36

      He has seemed to have entered his prime for sure lol

    • @myquest666420
      @myquest666420 6 місяців тому +26

      @@FreefallSCI thought he hit his prime with Ariel. Then I thought he hit his prime with Garry. He may just be getting started

    • @metalanarchy5186
      @metalanarchy5186 6 місяців тому +3

      For sure Jones the tates Aeriel but Izzy is still his biggest win and the last Doggybender is still his biggest victim until further notice I mean with how Sean Guru and Alex all destroyed him mentally before Sean beat him up bad for 5 rounds you notice the Doggybender didn't want another title shot when Sean or Alex wanted to fight him but now he does that DDP is champ cause he feels like he can bully DDP

    • @sirmir7897
      @sirmir7897 6 місяців тому

      People thought this was going to be the year he falls down too

    • @bradleye660
      @bradleye660 6 місяців тому

      @metalanarchy5186 If DDP gets ahold of him & takes him down to the canvas, it’s going to be a huge problem. DDP is a bit stockier & larger than Izzy. He’s going to be like a wet blanket unless Izzy snipes him with a clean shot early. 😳

  • @deto9432
    @deto9432 6 місяців тому +48

    DC is smashing the like button and laughing rn

    • @jimtom4878
      @jimtom4878 3 місяці тому +3

      I was thinking the same thing😂😂😂

  • @namex4
    @namex4 6 місяців тому +225

    This is so funny that guru is giving Jones is first loss

  • @natemarx4999
    @natemarx4999 6 місяців тому +1505

    Guru doesn’t live in a basement, he lives in a tunnel with dirty sheets.

    • @xkidmidnightx
      @xkidmidnightx 6 місяців тому +175

      That’s Ariel

    • @yumjoystyle2
      @yumjoystyle2 6 місяців тому +13

      @xkidmidnightx facts

    • @Inyourbox-kr5uf
      @Inyourbox-kr5uf 6 місяців тому +10

      @@xkidmidnightxfacts

    • @3500kapo
      @3500kapo 6 місяців тому +5

      Facts

    • @TheScott-man
      @TheScott-man 6 місяців тому +9

      We live in the sewer boys. Guru is merely a general compared to sewer king! All hail! 🔜

  • @thatjack4
    @thatjack4 6 місяців тому +296

    Izzy being the girl he was with is a crazy plot twist 🤯

    • @leteciprasac3180
      @leteciprasac3180 6 місяців тому +2

      Izzy crossdresser hehe

    • @griffinbrock9077
      @griffinbrock9077 6 місяців тому +15

      This comment is crazy

    • @MistaBLM
      @MistaBLM 6 місяців тому +5

      @@griffinbrock9077you’re crazy

    • @Tate525
      @Tate525 6 місяців тому +2

      Izzy even at his home dresses up like some street btch, maybe he is waiting for jones to show up for some ground game action.

    • @bofa722
      @bofa722 4 місяці тому +3

      ​@@MistaBLM we're all crazy

  • @olplainface1299
    @olplainface1299 6 місяців тому +29

    This is like that law and order episode where Ice T famously says "I got news for you, that means you're gay" to the gay black athlete that is married to a woman but sleeping with men on the side.

  • @pewdsthrowaway1303
    @pewdsthrowaway1303 6 місяців тому +318

    Guru absolutely chadding his way to getting choked out at a UFC event

    • @conorthompson943
      @conorthompson943 6 місяців тому +25

      Marc goddard jumping out the octogan into the crowd mid-fight when he spots guru 😂

    • @jayebejer7431
      @jayebejer7431 6 місяців тому +1

      Lmao. I wann see that ppv

    • @CarlinSaid
      @CarlinSaid 6 місяців тому +5

      If Jones gets ahold of him, it'll be worse than a choke out, minimum warped face + broken bones

    • @pewdsthrowaway1303
      @pewdsthrowaway1303 6 місяців тому +30

      @@CarlinSaid nah Guru isn’t a woman, he’ll be safe from Jones

    • @jrocktalks6308
      @jrocktalks6308 6 місяців тому +6

      Guru doesn’t ever go far from the fridge don’t plan on seeing him at any mma event. He like to be safe in his dingy room huffing his farts and yelling in the mic.

  • @dangoldstein9003
    @dangoldstein9003 6 місяців тому +153

    These vids arent monetized, these videos are a passion project 😂

    • @Pooki2024
      @Pooki2024 6 місяців тому +4

      He’s antagonistic to the max 😂😂😂😂

    • @Tate525
      @Tate525 6 місяців тому +2

      Passion that jon jones and his car share with pregnant women.

  • @seanseany6481
    @seanseany6481 6 місяців тому +153

    The most powerful wheelchaired man since professor x

  • @JamesJohnson-ie8tr
    @JamesJohnson-ie8tr 4 місяці тому +14

    Why does this feel like mmaguru handed Jon his 1st loss by tko

  • @greendaypackers
    @greendaypackers 6 місяців тому +377

    Guru is up 2 - 0 against Jon Jones

    • @kenwood2682
      @kenwood2682 6 місяців тому

      Jones kids 4 - guru kids 0 still a virgin and probably a fruity

    • @meuandthelot
      @meuandthelot 6 місяців тому +27

      10-8 10-8, case for a 10-7 can be made

    • @DeejayJoemama
      @DeejayJoemama 6 місяців тому +5

      Part2 was a 10-8!

    • @XxV4mpClipzxX
      @XxV4mpClipzxX 6 місяців тому +1

      Yuh he won’t say it to his face tho

    • @NewOld-wc4if
      @NewOld-wc4if 5 місяців тому +3

      ​@@XxV4mpClipzxXI'm sure he would hes not afraid like you clearly are

  • @michaelhill6451
    @michaelhill6451 6 місяців тому +156

    Now I know why the judges have been so lenient on Jon and not sent him to prison. The judges weren't protecting Jon Jones, they were protecting the prison population. He would tear it up in prison.

    • @yorickmori7735
      @yorickmori7735 6 місяців тому +7

      He'd get killed the second he went in there.

    • @conorthompson943
      @conorthompson943 6 місяців тому +13

      Jon "the booty bandit" jones

    • @iceblue7118
      @iceblue7118 6 місяців тому +1

      How do you figure he would get killed?

    • @familyvalue5588
      @familyvalue5588 6 місяців тому +18

      @@iceblue7118 Jon is a GOAT in fighting but he also is insecure and has a temper. I hate to tell you; being a GOAT does not stop a prison gang armed with shivs.

    • @RogerDominguez-de4hj
      @RogerDominguez-de4hj 6 місяців тому +3

      He would tear their butts up.

  • @jagzin6147
    @jagzin6147 6 місяців тому +357

    Andrew Tate responding like he was a Glory double champ or something 😂

  • @robilav
    @robilav 6 місяців тому +11

    Bro you're HILARIOUS, the "in a complementary way" had me DYING! Just Subbed 👍

  • @comixof2morrow
    @comixof2morrow 6 місяців тому +427

    Andrew Tate must have forgotten about the fact that Jones hit a pregnant woman and fled the scene like a coward.

    • @leroilapue15
      @leroilapue15 6 місяців тому +193

      Seems right up Tate's alley tbh

    • @FlukasGuru
      @FlukasGuru 6 місяців тому +1

      Well, he is Muslim after all

    • @Pablo-p9y2f
      @Pablo-p9y2f 6 місяців тому +90

      Isn't Tate in jail for trafficking? 😂 Why is his opinion valid?

    • @DizzOnBizz
      @DizzOnBizz 6 місяців тому +21

      @@Pablo-p9y2fhas he been convicted?

    • @realtalunkarku
      @realtalunkarku 6 місяців тому

      Tate effs troons

  • @HustleHardimon
    @HustleHardimon 6 місяців тому +261

    Being 🏳️‍🌈 makes Jon scarier.

    • @DannyDeVitois80
      @DannyDeVitois80 6 місяців тому

      Yeah,,,,,,,,,,,, somehow it sure does……… probably the implication of butt stuff …… * shiver *

    • @Lethalbanter
      @Lethalbanter 6 місяців тому +60

      It honestly does. Cause now not only can he do damage he can also take your booty

    • @theoneishere369
      @theoneishere369 6 місяців тому +17

      Should be illegal 😮

    • @noru_ego
      @noru_ego 6 місяців тому +3

      True

    • @jogon2433
      @jogon2433 6 місяців тому +3

      @@Lethalbanterwith ease

  • @zfin87
    @zfin87 6 місяців тому +461

    Jon Jones and Andrew Tate signing up for smoke with Guru might be the biggest canon event in MMA history

    • @LarryMayvid
      @LarryMayvid 6 місяців тому +20

      Guru vs Tate misfits boxing match is the fight we deserve, but not the one we need right now
      Guru needs to train for at least a year first to ensure he takes the W. No weight class, for a reason

    • @aegisreflector1239
      @aegisreflector1239 6 місяців тому +14

      @@LarryMayvid I think he just needs 4 to 6 months. Andrews boxing isn't anything special

    • @seanisnotjohn
      @seanisnotjohn 6 місяців тому +9

      ​@@aegisreflector1239 Plus Guru is much larger and stronger than taint

    • @Megalomaniac099
      @Megalomaniac099 6 місяців тому +12

      ​​​@@aegisreflector1239What kind of bait is this? Tate been a fighter, have years of experience. Not special, he's mid. Hed maul guru😂

    • @Megalomaniac099
      @Megalomaniac099 6 місяців тому +3

      ​@@seanisnotjohnhe's fat, are y'all trolling lmao😭🤦‍♂️

  • @jackgonahieu4999
    @jackgonahieu4999 6 місяців тому +10

    First Connor's weird likes on Twitter, Polyana vs Colby, PVZ vs Dillon and now this, crazy ngl. The weird trash talk some fighters use, Dagestanis showering together and hating women, every wrestler ever joking about the "oil check", the Roman Empire still lives to this day.

    • @keegancole1979
      @keegancole1979 28 днів тому

      They don’t hate women pls ease don’t listen to this dude! It’s part of their religion to not look them in the face

  • @Herbdeanius
    @Herbdeanius 6 місяців тому +384

    Jones never denied being gay

    • @aegisreflector1239
      @aegisreflector1239 6 місяців тому +107

      Honestly, it seems John is bisexual. He thinks he has demons but they're just gay thoughts.

    • @-Josh4835
      @-Josh4835 6 місяців тому

      😂​@@aegisreflector1239

    • @Herbdeanius
      @Herbdeanius 6 місяців тому +10

      @@aegisreflector1239 💯

    • @yumjoystyle2
      @yumjoystyle2 6 місяців тому +41

      @aegisreflector1239
      He's probably not even bi, and that's why he's so angry

    • @6foot8jesuspilledpureblood82
      @6foot8jesuspilledpureblood82 6 місяців тому +10

      Either way it's demons ​@aegisreflector1239

  • @Rytin_99
    @Rytin_99 6 місяців тому +323

    "HE'S GAYYY!!!, and UA-cam that's a compliment I have screamed at him." I fucking can't I'm dead lmaooo

  • @thatonepiecekid8056
    @thatonepiecekid8056 6 місяців тому +138

    Jon about to face the full force of Guruselum

    • @scottleon2311
      @scottleon2311 6 місяців тому +5

      hahah

    • @seanisnotjohn
      @seanisnotjohn 6 місяців тому +1

      Where did the Jewru joke first come from?

    • @ThizzyMan
      @ThizzyMan 6 місяців тому

      Hes Jewish, the jokes write themselves.
      People have been making fun of Guru for being fat, disabled, etc. so its not surprising.

    • @chrishayes5755
      @chrishayes5755 6 місяців тому +3

      @@seanisnotjohn he used to have full orthodox jewish curls if you go back to his earliest videos. he might have deleted them not sure.

  • @Yung-Custard
    @Yung-Custard 5 місяців тому +11

    With the pre context " i wanna make you my wife" just hits different.

  • @YataLocK
    @YataLocK 6 місяців тому +1006

    Jones is so deep in the closet, Eminem couldn't even help him out

    • @fatdarrentill487
      @fatdarrentill487 6 місяців тому +40

      Or p diddy

    • @rams812
      @rams812 6 місяців тому +20

      He could if he told him he has a gerbil and a tube

    • @benmcreynolds8581
      @benmcreynolds8581 6 місяців тому +25

      I'm cleaning out my closet,
      Is a Dope Eminem song. Oh how things have changed. Those were the good days

    • @thememeconnoisseur4088
      @thememeconnoisseur4088 6 місяців тому

      Ur old ​@@benmcreynolds8581

    • @cavslegend_dwade
      @cavslegend_dwade 6 місяців тому

      @@benmcreynolds8581old head

  • @JayTeeAyy
    @JayTeeAyy 6 місяців тому +270

    If I wasn’t gay, I would just have to say “I’m not gay”, he never said that through this whole thing

    • @huricanethreeonesix
      @huricanethreeonesix 6 місяців тому

      So who is gae?

    • @letmethink8350
      @letmethink8350 6 місяців тому

      or just wouldn't care.
      I got called gay throughout middle school and halfway through high school.
      I never really cared, because I knew I didn't want man ass.

    • @ryu-ken
      @ryu-ken 6 місяців тому +27

      He didnt even deny it😳. Honestlly JBJ shohld just embrace it. He would gain more fans

    • @molomomo3743
      @molomomo3743 6 місяців тому +10

      Nope, hell nah😂.​@@ryu-ken

    • @richardevans8908
      @richardevans8908 6 місяців тому

      So you are gay? 📸

  • @duceleaf2376
    @duceleaf2376 6 місяців тому +183

    I was shocked Jon responded but I forgot how fragile his ego is and I'm like OF COURSE HE DID

    • @yumjoystyle2
      @yumjoystyle2 6 місяців тому +19

      And showed a belly picture for some reason lol Diddy confirmed

    • @samuelpaulson6416
      @samuelpaulson6416 6 місяців тому +37

      A straight guy would not be bothered by this at all. Jon is panicking

    • @davidayo1681
      @davidayo1681 6 місяців тому +4

      @@yumjoystyle2🤣😭😭 "diddy confirmed" 💀

    • @kyanpepper92teller97
      @kyanpepper92teller97 6 місяців тому +4

      Tate was nessesary for society is many ways buts he’s not a good man . I think make a video on Tate .

    • @bradleye660
      @bradleye660 6 місяців тому

      ^ Tate has worn his welcome. He’s getting annoying now & let’s be honest, he’s half black so.. 🤷🏻 I will never see him as an outstanding human being.

  • @lwandajafta7741
    @lwandajafta7741 6 місяців тому +15

    Guru makes such a convincing argument lmao

  • @elchingon6020
    @elchingon6020 6 місяців тому +207

    Guru is going to sleep Jon Jones like it’s past his Bedtime TRUST

    • @taylor_o
      @taylor_o 6 місяців тому +1

      😂

    • @dubya9622
      @dubya9622 6 місяців тому +2

      More layers than Shrek

    • @metalanarchy5186
      @metalanarchy5186 6 місяців тому

      Lol on the Mic for sure and it kind of makes sense that Jones would hide in the closet he tried to hide his drug and achool addiction and some of his worse demons why not that to

    • @imonyoutube7065
      @imonyoutube7065 6 місяців тому +2

      Bet the house on it

    • @Jordan-it2kl
      @Jordan-it2kl 6 місяців тому +17

      Jones however has different intentions...he'd rather sleep WITH guru

  • @StargateQuiz
    @StargateQuiz 6 місяців тому +129

    Adesanya in a dress killed me

    • @TWIXTIMA0
      @TWIXTIMA0 6 місяців тому +17

      It better be a elsa dress😂

    • @chrishayes5755
      @chrishayes5755 6 місяців тому +11

      Eye witnesses say a baby in the audience started crying during the comedy show and the mother was embarrassed and got up to leave. Adesanya called her over, held the baby in his arms rocking it and breast fed it for the rest of the show. It was so stunning and brave.

    • @nashbullet3213
      @nashbullet3213 6 місяців тому

      @@chrishayes5755🤣

  • @niqowyd
    @niqowyd 6 місяців тому +109

    They don't call him sexual chocolate for nothing

  • @evilryutaropro
    @evilryutaropro 6 місяців тому +13

    At least 2 of these 3 are gay: Jon Jones Andrew Tate Joe Rogan

  • @homework9102
    @homework9102 6 місяців тому +126

    Here b4 this hood classic gets taken down 😂

  • @bigbanshi7903
    @bigbanshi7903 6 місяців тому +211

    Guru is the reason the heavyweight world champion is now defending himself from a UA-camr

  • @L4Z3RF4C3
    @L4Z3RF4C3 6 місяців тому +267

    The entire MMA world walked right into the giant obvious bear trap Guru left out in the middle of the road.

    • @Peoplecallmesir
      @Peoplecallmesir 6 місяців тому

    • @DubcityTX
      @DubcityTX 6 місяців тому +14

      I dont care for this tabloid nonsense but Guru catching so many people in this whirlwind is hilarious

    • @anthonyontv
      @anthonyontv 6 місяців тому +10

      @@DubcityTXyou can’t say the word “tabloid” and pretend you don’t like drama.

    • @DubcityTX
      @DubcityTX 6 місяців тому +1

      @@anthonyontv Yea, I'm just not into men breaking out the tea and gossiping. That's why I don't like Kat Williams interviews. Not my thing.

    • @anthonyontv
      @anthonyontv 6 місяців тому +4

      @@DubcityTX yet you watch things like “Kat Williams interviews”
      Bro you do it to yourself, stop lying, you like this stuff or else you wouldn’t be watching kat william interviews.
      I don’t even know what he says in his interviews, but the fact you take the time to watch it means you are literally doing it to yourself.
      Wtf do you think people are gonna say in an interview.

  • @justinneilsonn2665
    @justinneilsonn2665 4 місяці тому +7

    Conor just sitting there as Jon oozes homosexuality uncontrollably.. "meh, Whatcha mean yur mad gay boi?"

    • @BARBARYAN.
      @BARBARYAN. 4 дні тому +1

      20:30 😂
      I keep coming back for that part

  • @griffservo8074
    @griffservo8074 6 місяців тому +114

    DC was kinda flirting back in that press conference

    • @Pandemomium4Life
      @Pandemomium4Life 6 місяців тому

      Nigga was just as uncomfortable as Conor & Dustin it was just directed at him 😂

    • @Dukestboy96
      @Dukestboy96 6 місяців тому +31

      DC is awkward I don't think he knew what to say in response 😂 not sure why he went that route tho

    • @lukajovanovic7310
      @lukajovanovic7310 6 місяців тому +1

      fr 🤣🤣

    • @affable8696
      @affable8696 6 місяців тому +18

      @@Dukestboy96 When he turns around during the weigh ins - funniest shit ever lol
      Yeah, DC is probably just awkward. Besides, all wrestlers are a little zesty.

    • @henryhoover3953
      @henryhoover3953 6 місяців тому

      Im scared

  • @stevenriess5813
    @stevenriess5813 6 місяців тому +99

    this is the kind of content the mma community has been dying for since conor vs khabib

  • @Banished-rx4ol
    @Banished-rx4ol 6 місяців тому +75

    Guru cooking these dummies lmao even andrew tate couldn’t escape the flames

    • @bradleye660
      @bradleye660 6 місяців тому +2

      Bro got COOKED 😭 I did not expect that bombshell at the end. Tate is for sure sus with those comments.

    • @Tate525
      @Tate525 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@bradleye660That's what happens when you have harems lying around whom you can do anything with, you get desensitized real quick.

  • @kylebaker9405
    @kylebaker9405 6 місяців тому +13

    Dude you are killing it
    Really funny rebuttals and congratulations on officially making it
    Never change
    Don't jump the shark

  • @Ude1
    @Ude1 6 місяців тому +109

    Call Guru Kendrick, the way he’s 1v20ing Jones, Helwani, Tate, etc.
    Is crazy NGL

    • @nagm1745
      @nagm1745 6 місяців тому +2

      Based

    • @tonyace4507
      @tonyace4507 6 місяців тому

      Where is this interview with aerial I need to watch it all

    • @m.j.e.5245
      @m.j.e.5245 6 місяців тому

      You sound like those 10-7 Ariel simps. Shit talk is not impressive

    • @KeyzerSoze1
      @KeyzerSoze1 6 місяців тому

      You’re a nerd lmao.

    • @tempacct5812
      @tempacct5812 6 місяців тому +2

      Rap is gay

  • @itislikenomoney
    @itislikenomoney 6 місяців тому +125

    Your not telling me SEXUAL CHOCOLATE is gay?!?!!?

    • @smoketj4830
      @smoketj4830 6 місяців тому +13

      damn, its been Infront of us all along 🤣🤣🤣

    • @EthanLuaders
      @EthanLuaders 6 місяців тому +3

      Damn……. Lol

    • @thisfuckingkai
      @thisfuckingkai 6 місяців тому

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @goodlord420
      @goodlord420 6 місяців тому +11

      Bruh i swear, im like “it all makes sense now” 🤯

    • @Romanus-
      @Romanus- 6 місяців тому

      It really does all make sense now. I was skeptical at first but you put all the pieces together and it’s pretty convincing

  • @vittochavarria3192
    @vittochavarria3192 6 місяців тому +70

    The boyfriend in the cell is INSANE😂😂😂😂😂🤣

    • @user-fr2zt5xd3u
      @user-fr2zt5xd3u 6 місяців тому +17

      Boyfriend in Cell, make My wife, Hug mans, sitting with homless gays in the street... Too much evidence

    • @kevindowner3606
      @kevindowner3606 6 місяців тому

      Yea what is that about lol

    • @tonyace4507
      @tonyace4507 6 місяців тому

      I need to watch this interview. Anyone know where it’s at. Can’t find it anywhere

  • @sunwukong6917
    @sunwukong6917 6 місяців тому +7

    Can't believe you didn't use the picture of Jon Jones posing as a ring girl. That to me was sus as hell.

  • @scotscottscottt
    @scotscottscottt 6 місяців тому +127

    Jon Jones GOATED and THROATED

  • @Ben-xf7uy
    @Ben-xf7uy 6 місяців тому +95

    The heavyweight champion of the world actually cried about "cyber bullies" online.... thats crazy to me. You hit a nerve

    • @missmorena1049
      @missmorena1049 6 місяців тому +5

      Jon (No Bonner) Jones 😂

    • @jimberry5318
      @jimberry5318 6 місяців тому +7

      ​@@kenwood2682 jones was complaining about him being cyber bullied. He didn't say anything about his kids. Jon is very sensitive it shows thats why he hits his wife.

    • @JurgenMiHoff
      @JurgenMiHoff 6 місяців тому

      @@kenwood2682Jon jones makes himself a target. The guy is so sensitive, he makes men with PE feel good about themselves

    • @RJR4646
      @RJR4646 6 місяців тому +1

      My impersonation from the "40 old virgin":
      - You know how i know you are gay?
      - How?
      - You cry about be a victim of cyber-bullying on the Twitter (X).

    • @westender.
      @westender. 6 місяців тому

      I swear Guru fans think they and he collectively have psychology degrees. Jones is just bewildered that you can all fall for Guru's tired, lame, drama cling shtick. Guru isn't some chad, he's a douchebag.

  • @randallbatson611
    @randallbatson611 6 місяців тому +4

    Your a legend congrats on your publicity bro you been at it for a long time you definitely earned it

  • @metalkicker23
    @metalkicker23 6 місяців тому +65

    Imagine having to encounter a horny, persistent, drunk Jon Jones.
    That's a real life nightmare.

    • @flavadave86
      @flavadave86 Місяць тому

      Or a dream deoending on what you are into I guess.

  • @SpencerCokely
    @SpencerCokely 6 місяців тому +131

    If this video survives the night, we’ve entered a new era of free speechdom 😂

    • @villainxp
      @villainxp 6 місяців тому +13

      As it should be

    • @Flipmoperandi
      @Flipmoperandi 6 місяців тому +8

      As long as you don't mention Jewru's ancestry

    • @muneebahmad2474
      @muneebahmad2474 6 місяців тому +1

      @@Flipmoperandiproof?

    • @bofa722
      @bofa722 4 місяці тому

      ​@@muneebahmad2474 the Bible

  • @tana9985
    @tana9985 6 місяців тому +41

    What a timeline, bro. I love what’s happening. Thought we had peaked with Ian Garry

  • @Ogami0Itto
    @Ogami0Itto 6 місяців тому +17

    Jon Jones is not gay....his boyfriend is!!! lol

    • @MMANerd27
      @MMANerd27 6 місяців тому +1

      Liking your own comment😂
      Sad

    • @BillyG-mm2jy
      @BillyG-mm2jy Місяць тому

      ​@@MMANerd27shit comment aswell

  • @Nameandaddresswithheld
    @Nameandaddresswithheld 6 місяців тому +19

    Jones constantly talking about Jesus despite being a legitimately psychopathic demon is top tier irony. If god and Jesus love anything about that man, it’s laughing every time he lies about his faith

  • @colinrodgers5657
    @colinrodgers5657 6 місяців тому +48

    Megan Olivi saying it got weird is alarming and huge vibe check.

    • @chrishayes5755
      @chrishayes5755 6 місяців тому +16

      Based Megan. Tried to shut down Jones overtly gay ramblings. He was enjoying that a bit too much.

    • @Tate525
      @Tate525 5 місяців тому +1

      Ngl that was getting real gay, Conor was staring blank at the Abyss in disbelief and Dustin was deciding if he should laugh to go along or just keep a straight face. Olivi did the right thing or the next you know it could have been streamed on LGBTQ+ TV.

  • @orcanimal
    @orcanimal 6 місяців тому +142

    Hilariously, the thing Andrew Tate complains about is exactly what his supporters do.

    • @justno984
      @justno984 6 місяців тому +3

      Are you calling guru a tate supporter?😅

    • @monojojo7840
      @monojojo7840 6 місяців тому

      tbf guru has said things in support of andrew tate in the past so maybe you're onto something 🤷‍♂️

    • @Neil-qg9cw
      @Neil-qg9cw 6 місяців тому +21

      Andrew Tate is even more sus than Jones

    • @brendanalbertson9462
      @brendanalbertson9462 6 місяців тому

      He is lowkey what do you call a man who needs to show the world how rich he is what disigner clothes he wears etc.....a rich gay guy who lives in a house with men used to run a buisness managering sex worker talent....feels a constant need for attention...he has some valid points but if your rich and have it all why do you need to show off the aforementioned most of the richest people live in the middle of nowhere and live a simple life... he is the same kind of guy who will ask you to wash your boots before you get in his car.....kinda gay if you ask me

    • @joebenson528
      @joebenson528 6 місяців тому +9

      @@Neil-qg9cw
      Tate is just a shameless materialist. Jon likes fingers (and other things) in the balloon knot.

  • @kanethe
    @kanethe 6 місяців тому +3

    I will admit this is comedy gold. Well done big man kept me laughing for a few days.

  • @patrickh3525
    @patrickh3525 6 місяців тому +68

    Had one boob they say 😂 🤣

  • @eddiediesel9035
    @eddiediesel9035 6 місяців тому +89

    I have never liked Jon Jones. Now he's holding up the heavyweight division. Has one fight and he gets the belt.Pathetic.

    • @Jack-jz5kt
      @Jack-jz5kt 6 місяців тому +1

      Sort of happens when u get injured bro

    • @JM-X0304
      @JM-X0304 6 місяців тому +13

      @@Jack-jz5kt normally if you get injured and you’re going to be out more than a year and repeatedly refuse to fight the interim title holder, you get the belt stripped. No one has ever defended against a random guy while there’s an interim champ, the belt is always unified in the next fight the champion has - but now Stipe, who’s about 7000 years old and is coming off a devastating KO loss, is getting a title shot without having fought in like 3 years while the most impressive HW prospect arguably in UFC history who has knocked out everyone he’s fought in the first or second round (bar an anomalous knee injury in the opening 10 seconds of the Blaydes fight) is getting ignored.

    • @Jack-jz5kt
      @Jack-jz5kt 6 місяців тому +1

      @@JM-X0304 he hasn’t refused to fight the interim title holder remember Tom got that belt because Jon got injured in the first place Dana white said himself he wants stipe to fight Jon for the belt what are you waffling about the UFC hasn’t even offered the fight to Tom or Jon 😂🤷‍♂️ and you wanna talk about record visit Google and check jobs he has never ducked anyone he has been in there with the absolute best of the best mate and stipe got knocked out by one of the best knockouts artist in UFC history which he beat the first time round stipe and Francis are 1-1

    • @themetal5587
      @themetal5587 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@@Jack-jz5kthows life in that closet next to your lover Jon Jones?

    • @TysonFuryTheGOAT
      @TysonFuryTheGOAT 6 місяців тому +2

      Dana started this nonsense because of Ngannou. In order to pretend they still had the real world HW champion. Now that Ngannou is history, he might as well strip Bones.

  • @celebratecrypto3693
    @celebratecrypto3693 6 місяців тому +74

    Bro just told the greatest ufc fighter of all time to keep that same energy when he sees him with Andrew tate response in the same video what reality are we living in

    • @chrishayes5755
      @chrishayes5755 6 місяців тому +15

      There's gonna be "The Rise and Fall Of MMA Guru" videos soon if this guy isn't careful. Stay safe Guru you absolute madman 😂

    • @TehUltimateSnake
      @TehUltimateSnake 6 місяців тому +10

      @@chrishayes5755 Guru flew to close to the sun 😭

    • @redlinetelevision
      @redlinetelevision 6 місяців тому +6

      ​@@chrishayes5755Jones is scared of aspinall

    • @EdwardOfEastAnglia
      @EdwardOfEastAnglia 6 місяців тому +4

      A reality where the largest Empire of all time came from a small island in the North Atlantic? Am I right guys hahahahaa 🇬🇧
      Jews are like "We're chosen by God Guys" British are like "Are you sure son?"
      What language is Jones speaking again? 😎😂

    • @Goiaba308
      @Goiaba308 6 місяців тому +3

      @@EdwardOfEastAnglia love the out of nowhere British patriotism.

  • @rh3ttt.
    @rh3ttt. Місяць тому +3

    Tbh I think Andrew Tate was talking about a completely different kind of lies, bro did NOT understand the context of the post😭😭😭

  • @starseeddeluxe
    @starseeddeluxe 6 місяців тому +49

    Jon insulting MMA Guru was a big mistake. Guru is the most intelligent person in the MMA Media, and nobody else comes close. He (Guru) will work for the UFC at some point and will be more popular than Anik or Rogan.

    • @KrishnaCow108
      @KrishnaCow108 6 місяців тому +6

      Agreed. He says what I'm thinking

    • @yumjoystyle2
      @yumjoystyle2 6 місяців тому

      Mike Goldberg levels of swag

    • @bradleye660
      @bradleye660 6 місяців тому +6

      I fully believe this. Guru will make his stamp. He’s already a legend with these videos. IMO he solidified himself with the Adesnaya Saga. Him & Strickland inadvertently working together is badass. I’m fully on board now. I can’t wait to see this dude continue his run.

    • @notasilicaanimus
      @notasilicaanimus 6 місяців тому

      I hope not.

    • @gurusgimp
      @gurusgimp 6 місяців тому

      Are you one of jones bfs

  • @rilozine9959
    @rilozine9959 6 місяців тому +61

    At this point mma guru should work for the fbi

    • @addyfilm
      @addyfilm 6 місяців тому

      Fbi is ran by gays

  • @Adam_Mooney
    @Adam_Mooney 6 місяців тому +39

    I laughed out loud when MMAGURU told Jon Jones to “keep that same energy” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lordichenzo8521
    @lordichenzo8521 4 місяці тому +3

    😂 " gonna make you my wife , meaning he's gonna beat him up " was hilarious 🤣 😆 😂

  • @ReelStory
    @ReelStory 6 місяців тому +45

    No no no when Jon said “I’m gonna make you my wife” to DC he was speaking violence…..we’ve seen how he treats his wife.

    • @MistaBLM
      @MistaBLM 6 місяців тому +15

      That’s his secret to winning. He just pretends his opponents are his wife.

    • @Cleatus546
      @Cleatus546 6 місяців тому +4

      ​​@@MistaBLM
      It's working for him
      🤜💃.

  • @jonw3462
    @jonw3462 6 місяців тому +107

    Jones twitter had a recent post saying he takes male friends out for ice cream and now deleted.
    Weird
    Edit: he's deleted 4 posts last 24 hours

    • @hujambokorodani3448
      @hujambokorodani3448 6 місяців тому +6

      Crazy

    • @hujambokorodani3448
      @hujambokorodani3448 6 місяців тому +5

      Crazy

    • @YoungBoyzINC
      @YoungBoyzINC 6 місяців тому +5

      jones tried to take me shopping & get me to celebrate my birthday with him

    • @kirkcavenaugh758
      @kirkcavenaugh758 6 місяців тому

      Uh oh

    • @jonw3462
      @jonw3462 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@@YoungBoyzINCI would have let him but not after how Ive seen how he says hello.

  • @nationalist1969
    @nationalist1969 6 місяців тому +54

    Jon may be gay but he’ll never be as gay as adasanya!!

    • @nashbullet3213
      @nashbullet3213 6 місяців тому

      What’s your proof that Izzy is gay?

    • @DirtyJamesUK
      @DirtyJamesUK 5 місяців тому +8

      Anyone into pokemon and anime is sus

    • @benjinlama8108
      @benjinlama8108 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@DirtyJamesUKNope dragonball is for fight fans

    • @DirtyJamesUK
      @DirtyJamesUK 5 місяців тому

      @@benjinlama8108 no its not. I'm a fight fan I should know.

    • @DirtyJamesUK
      @DirtyJamesUK 5 місяців тому

      @@benjinlama8108 dragon ball z is for fake fight fans like wwe

  • @infinit3i
    @infinit3i 6 місяців тому +5

    7:15 "AND IM STILL RENT FREE IN YOUR HEAD" I'm dead bro haha

  • @OoLiiMiiT3D
    @OoLiiMiiT3D 6 місяців тому +49

    Andrew Tate defending Jones because they both on the same side.... no way. 😮

    • @joniselbe7072
      @joniselbe7072 6 місяців тому +20

      Oh tates gay

    • @dereks4531
      @dereks4531 6 місяців тому

      Guy's stop fantasising about them being gay you bunch of weirdo's 😂 they're more of a man than yous two queers will ever be 😂💀

    • @trickerdgaming
      @trickerdgaming 6 місяців тому +11

      Listening to the way Tate talks and moves.. he has always came off gay

  • @jamesforbesw
    @jamesforbesw 6 місяців тому +48

    Jon Jones to Guru “I’m gonna make him my wife. And you’re gonna like it”

  • @alyssondasilva4484
    @alyssondasilva4484 6 місяців тому +104

    I used to internally judge people who cared about celebrities' gossip too much, now here I am, watching gossip about a fighter's sexual orientation.

    • @monkeyboy275bobo8
      @monkeyboy275bobo8 6 місяців тому +4

      The question is how much do you care about it?

    • @alyssondasilva4484
      @alyssondasilva4484 6 місяців тому

      @@monkeyboy275bobo8 Not too much, but it is entairtaining

    • @sunlight9056
      @sunlight9056 6 місяців тому +8

      same. i can't remember how i got here but i wanna go home now please.

    • @mikeweaver7977
      @mikeweaver7977 6 місяців тому

      I judge you poorly for this

    • @terrifier-7
      @terrifier-7 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@monkeyboy275bobo8i honestly don't but guru is acting very feminine with gossip about Jones.

  • @frRrRAin
    @frRrRAin 6 місяців тому +8

    i don't even understand why people even idolize andrew tate bruh
    the guy has made an entire career by scamming poor men and saying he doesn't gaf about anything
    lemme just tell you another thing too
    the guy's a massively hypocrite

    • @Asiyah2000
      @Asiyah2000 6 місяців тому +1

      He is clean now everyone do some 💩 one point in their

    • @frRrRAin
      @frRrRAin 6 місяців тому +2

      @@Asiyah2000 he isn't clean now
      he still rambles of having 4-7 wives on his Twitter acc while following muslim and believing in Allah
      on top of that andrew still advices people around on different topics when he himself has done wrong things and has never apologized or seemed to have gotten better from it

    • @insomthegreat
      @insomthegreat 5 місяців тому

      ​@@frRrRAin
      How is having multiple wives or being Muslim not clean?

    • @frRrRAin
      @frRrRAin 5 місяців тому +1

      @@insomthegreat what kinda drug do you use?

    • @insomthegreat
      @insomthegreat 5 місяців тому

      @@frRrRAin
      You should have just said you're American 😆 🤣 😂
      Belive whatever you want or are told to believe it's a free country.

  • @CoNiCuZn
    @CoNiCuZn 6 місяців тому +120

    I identify as BEDTIME MMA

  • @stevehdd9929
    @stevehdd9929 6 місяців тому +94

    My life is such a wreck and I'm so stressed out over life, bills, appointments, omg...thank you for making me laugh and helping me escape if only for a moment.

    • @howieddd1
      @howieddd1 6 місяців тому +9

      I hope you never get out from underneath it

    • @KarteyKid1997
      @KarteyKid1997 6 місяців тому +18

      @@howieddd1💀 wtf bro, Steve don’t listen to him 😂

    • @stevehdd9929
      @stevehdd9929 6 місяців тому +1

      @howieddd1
      I bet the family farm you don't know nuttin' bout hard work. Unless you call being a troll work.

    • @howieddd1
      @howieddd1 6 місяців тому +4

      @@stevehdd9929 sounds like being your friend is hard work, you out here on the internet crying about appointments

    • @rikudousennin6807
      @rikudousennin6807 6 місяців тому

      Be the guy who embraces the ugly , the miserable as jon says

  • @Trevbotics
    @Trevbotics 6 місяців тому +73

    We got gay Jon jones before GTA6

  • @cronosxxx1010matrixx
    @cronosxxx1010matrixx 6 місяців тому +3

    you've inspired me to practice my mcgregor impression

  • @metalkicker23
    @metalkicker23 6 місяців тому +40

    LOL I had no idea you could impersonate Conor so well. "mate, wadyamean ya mad gay boi ye?"

  • @obscureorca
    @obscureorca 6 місяців тому +29

    Please Guru never stop. You are making mma 10x times more fun for me.

    • @dereks4531
      @dereks4531 6 місяців тому +1

      Then you're not a real fan and just fancy guru cos you're super gay for him 😂💀

    • @joshua2510
      @joshua2510 6 місяців тому +1

      @@dereks4531Why are you here then? It is an objective fact that the recent controversies surrounding the “GOAT” have brought more eyes to the sport which as a fan you should be loving. Right?

    • @dereks4531
      @dereks4531 6 місяців тому

      @joshua2510 no cos I'm not a chic 🤣💀 I'm all for guru's satire towards the fighter's, I'm big fan of his stuff and always defended him but he's gone too far this time and all I'm seeing online is fool's disrespecting a legend! Jones was a world champion when guru was just a boy so he should show more respect and chill because his ego is getting out of hand 🤣

    • @dagonblackowo9592
      @dagonblackowo9592 Місяць тому

      Disrespecting a legend? bro have you read the police reports he literally beat his wife bloody so bad his own kids had to run away and call the cops on there own drunken dad and when he ran into that pregnant lady ran away came back for his coke and ran away again also we got a eye witness saying jones was groping some poor bi dude

  • @jordanlewis4308
    @jordanlewis4308 6 місяців тому +78

    “A wrestler was touching a male in an unusual way”
    This is 100% normal behavior for them, I promise

  • @prodigalson333
    @prodigalson333 6 місяців тому +1

    You are a breath of fresh air my brother!!! “Carry on”!!!😂😂😂