revenge of the hackers (bedwars 900 winstreak)

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  • @pepe_raina3877
    @pepe_raina3877 5 років тому +12452

    *sees Technoblade using a stone sword*
    Me: This is late game

    • @Cera_01
      @Cera_01 5 років тому +430

      We're in the endgame now.

    • @lameloball1235
      @lameloball1235 5 років тому +44

      Cøde Mystic Avengers Assemble

    • @harper8605
      @harper8605 5 років тому +17

      LOL

    • @Niiue
      @Niiue 5 років тому +168

      *sees technoblade get an IRON sword*
      Me: Technoblade has attained true power

    • @mori4160
      @mori4160 5 років тому +138

      @@Niiue Technoblade with Diamond sword in Diamond armour
      *Were doomed*

  • @neverending7681
    @neverending7681 5 років тому +5964

    Everyone: gg
    Techno: /hub

    • @paula-kz1xe
      @paula-kz1xe 5 років тому +14

      XD

    • @EliteEarl
      @EliteEarl 4 роки тому +19

      69th like yeet

    • @matheus-sr1vu
      @matheus-sr1vu 4 роки тому +109

      He has auto gg on

    • @addedpole
      @addedpole 4 роки тому +5

      @Mike MacNeill no dipsh!t equador is his teamate

    • @peo9741
      @peo9741 4 роки тому +1

      that's just disrespectful

  • @elizasollano4842
    @elizasollano4842 5 років тому +2793

    Technoblade with bed: Full ace on 2 different teams
    Technoblade without bed: *10 iron golem strat intesifies*

    • @vxliant_xp
      @vxliant_xp 4 роки тому +15

      HAHA

    • @max1muslegend772
      @max1muslegend772 4 роки тому +9

      It’s death either way then

    • @adithya3642
      @adithya3642 3 роки тому +1

      1.5k likes and 2 replies tf

    • @topmalk
      @topmalk 2 роки тому +5

      Once I did that with a friend. Watching 21 of those bastards getting dropped on someone was beautiful

    • @TheOneWhoHasABadName
      @TheOneWhoHasABadName 2 роки тому

      imagine rushing a full team with no bed, and they just plop down two golems each
      8v4 time

  • @nicknack5697
    @nicknack5697 2 роки тому +1837

    Even the hackers can't kill him. Technoblade never dies. RIP The King.

    • @rewawaaaaaaaa837
      @rewawaaaaaaaa837 2 роки тому +5

      then howd he die

    • @nicknack5697
      @nicknack5697 2 роки тому

      @Eddy Bro shut up. Nobody wants to hear it from you.

    • @elenac5782
      @elenac5782 2 роки тому +80

      @Eddy funny man, ain’t ya?

    • @genji5675
      @genji5675 2 роки тому +12

      @Eddy wow

    • @zokuse9182
      @zokuse9182 2 роки тому +22

      @Eddy agreed. Edgy does state all the "facts".

  • @MrSchoolsbus
    @MrSchoolsbus 3 роки тому +5020

    if you cant count, just watch this series. You'll learn quickly.

    • @poo9762
      @poo9762 3 роки тому +124

      We just learned how to count to 1000 in 24 minutes and 22 seconds

    • @axingswordlol1130
      @axingswordlol1130 3 роки тому +83

      Learn this *one* simple trick to learn how to count! Math teachers HATE him!

    • @EnvyOnKbm
      @EnvyOnKbm 3 роки тому +48

      "Eight hundred ninteennn" next clip "eightt hundred twentyy twooo"

    • @potete8568
      @potete8568 3 роки тому +11

      The problem is I guess, if you cant count you probably cant read that

    • @earlzz9140
      @earlzz9140 3 роки тому +3

      Counting with Technoblade

  • @kola__7092
    @kola__7092 4 роки тому +3349

    It's not that everyone is a noob, they just lose all hope when they see techno coming and give up

    • @gentemple8236
      @gentemple8236 4 роки тому +25

      Nah man pvp will never suit me

    • @akari7253
      @akari7253 3 роки тому +49

      @@gentemple8236 I Get you perfectly
      I havent beat the enderdragon yet
      Nor the wither
      Im more of a builder

    • @ieatsubscribersfordinner_s5681
      @ieatsubscribersfordinner_s5681 3 роки тому +35

      Dudes he’s legit nicked u can’t even know if it’s techno

    • @ranbo0
      @ranbo0 3 роки тому +1

      A Mr Beast fan truee

    • @aasimjessa6676
      @aasimjessa6676 3 роки тому +8

      @@akari7253 Withers give beacons which gives haste 2 which gives instamine. Cheese the Wither, instamine is incredibly useful

  • @rodaguj5718
    @rodaguj5718 3 роки тому +1564

    8:20 the dude: IS FLYING STRAIGHT TO THE BED
    hypixel: cross-teaming is not allowed, report cross-teamers

    • @poo9762
      @poo9762 3 роки тому +51

      More like "cross-flying is not aloud"

    • @poo9762
      @poo9762 3 роки тому +38

      Not me spelling allowed wrong im too tired for this

    • @blossom3350
      @blossom3350 3 роки тому +8

      @@poo9762 i do it to XD sometimes my Brain doesnt work

    • @caro_m9
      @caro_m9 3 роки тому +8

      @@blossom3350 Brian

    • @blossom3350
      @blossom3350 3 роки тому +2

      @@caro_m9 brain.. My brain doesnt work :D

  • @rift7573
    @rift7573 3 роки тому +1294

    “They grow up so fast”
    “See, they usually have one sentient teammate, you have to kill that one first”
    Techno is literally above the human race

  •  4 роки тому +756

    20:06 **BED DESTROYED**
    *ACTIVATE SUPER DEFENSIVE MODE*

    • @theteutonking3306
      @theteutonking3306 4 роки тому +12

      Literally made it into a siege.

    • @jaylenesalazar9085
      @jaylenesalazar9085 4 роки тому +7

      Wait 21 years ago @Joan Leote?

    • @duurirosos8705
      @duurirosos8705 4 роки тому +7

      @@jaylenesalazar9085 its part of the name lol

    • @jaylenesalazar9085
      @jaylenesalazar9085 3 роки тому +4

      @@duurirosos8705 dang, I’ve been t r i c k e d

    • @AxelMuga
      @AxelMuga 3 роки тому

      @@jaylenesalazar9085 you fell into the least original trick that exists

  • @zekieart8452
    @zekieart8452 3 роки тому +2542

    *Fly hacker incoming*
    Technoblade: Oh no! anyhow

  • @Scrufflord
    @Scrufflord 5 років тому +5172

    When you just playing bedwars and the chat says: "Technoblade has joined the match! (10/12)"
    *This will be the end of wakanda*

    • @ElMancoDelSiglo
      @ElMancoDelSiglo 5 років тому +134

      But you join on their team

    • @kalks4334
      @kalks4334 5 років тому +60

      Two days ago Techno was actually in a game with me.
      I killed him once, but he destroyed our bed. After that I managed to destroy his bed too, but got final killed by him.
      They eventually lost the game after destroying every remaining bed and getting killed.

    • @trandrewtothemoon
      @trandrewtothemoon 5 років тому +201

      Kalks technoblade never dies

    • @kalks4334
      @kalks4334 5 років тому +11

      @@trandrewtothemoon Exactly

    • @kalks4334
      @kalks4334 5 років тому +8

      @@velarowo You can do that, that's ok, but it won't bother me and my memories

  • @mariaaaa69420
    @mariaaaa69420 3 роки тому +207

    i love how he can 1v4 with a wooden or stone sword and have like half of his health left.

  • @WolfbitPlays
    @WolfbitPlays 7 років тому +5863

    Welcome back to another episode of "Counting with Technoblade"

    • @mattiekoe598
      @mattiekoe598 7 років тому +30

      Wolfbit that comment made my day

    • @formerlyMrPlayGuy
      @formerlyMrPlayGuy 7 років тому +9

      1234567891011121314andsoon

    • @landslide6019
      @landslide6019 4 роки тому +16

      Going to make a 'counting to 1k with techno' Montage for when he gets 1k. Just 1k clicks on his saying '#!!!'

    • @rqckfellar4047
      @rqckfellar4047 4 роки тому +7

      Wolfbit is funny

    • @pkasherahammed
      @pkasherahammed 4 роки тому +3

      Remember techno saying he will unmod wolfbit?

  • @vaarion6535
    @vaarion6535 3 роки тому +1985

    We love laughing at Technoblade destroying bedwars nerds knowing full well we would definitely be one of those nerds

    • @Drugs_Potato
      @Drugs_Potato 3 роки тому +40

      me who dont have a premium account and cant play hypixel:jokes on you nerd

    • @maxed1115
      @maxed1115 3 роки тому +4

      Same

    • @moonwalkhi
      @moonwalkhi 3 роки тому +9

      Me who doesn’t even play bedwars: jokes on you nerd

    • @ruuka4350
      @ruuka4350 3 роки тому +3

      You really gonna call me out like this? 😭

    • @heathernamara2825
      @heathernamara2825 3 роки тому +4

      @@Drugs_Potato tf is a premium account?

  • @gooblert8949
    @gooblert8949 6 років тому +1272

    6:11 technoblade turns into a motorcycle while playing bedwars (colorized) 1792

    • @coolcreeperhenrik6026
      @coolcreeperhenrik6026 5 років тому +12

      i was thinking that too XD

    • @Zaddahar
      @Zaddahar 5 років тому +15

      Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaa

    • @sinisterbrews
      @sinisterbrews 5 років тому +23

      @gradedcypress 11 Wait 😳🙈 really? 😮😓

    • @aaronaaron9492
      @aaronaaron9492 5 років тому +13

      gradedcypress 11 I want to woooosh u buuuut I feel like I’m gonna get woooooshed back

    • @klsad
      @klsad 5 років тому +3

      @@aaronaaron9492 i'll do it for you

  • @diarenee9012
    @diarenee9012 3 роки тому +64

    Watching back at this video, I've realized that bedwars players have definitely have gotten better, in terms of knowing how to play the game, actually defending the bed etc.

    • @bruhsauce644
      @bruhsauce644 3 роки тому +8

      yeah, back then, pvp skills (kb reset, rodding, strafing) were only used by the omega nerds who bothered to figure out that tapping w would make you deal more kb and easily get comboes

  • @Wonkpeng11
    @Wonkpeng11 4 роки тому +3325

    Him: kills 4 people at once With a wood sword
    Me:Can’t beat one person even if I have a diamond sword and armor

    • @laytonloose5672
      @laytonloose5672 3 роки тому +44

      I can relate

    • @rccoon
      @rccoon 3 роки тому +52

      It's quads tho so it's a lot easier. Also i dont think ur that bad

    • @rccoon
      @rccoon 3 роки тому +112

      Well actually u might be

    • @m4xs0n25
      @m4xs0n25 3 роки тому +33

      @@rccoon lol well actually you might be

    • @nonewwhyyy
      @nonewwhyyy 3 роки тому +51

      Its 2017 bedwars dude

  • @brenwan2190
    @brenwan2190 5 років тому +4203

    imagine accidentally /hub(in) before the game ends

    • @edolia9130
      @edolia9130 5 років тому +492

      /rejoin though, but i get the joke

    • @connerhagerman2470
      @connerhagerman2470 4 роки тому +416

      Hehe Hehe imagine responding to a 10 month old comment

    • @Pepperoniburrito
      @Pepperoniburrito 4 роки тому +75

      @@connerhagerman2470 yeah, IMAGINE!

    • @thecolorpurple6401
      @thecolorpurple6401 4 роки тому +138

      Hehe Hehe bruh. Why you gotta be an asshole? Just like. *Stop.*

    • @Pepperoniburrito
      @Pepperoniburrito 4 роки тому +8

      @@thecolorpurple6401 who

  • @ankannoel8624
    @ankannoel8624 7 років тому +1628

    A new dream team
    The hackers strike back
    Return of the legends
    The ghost client
    Attack of the golems
    Revenge of the hackers
    The squad awakens
    The last win streak holder

  • @mr.ortizzey55
    @mr.ortizzey55 3 роки тому +386

    Anyone else notice that Techno’s name was Ecuadorable

    • @poo9762
      @poo9762 3 роки тому +33

      We all gotta change our users when we get famous sometimez

    • @poo9762
      @poo9762 3 роки тому +29

      Just realized that was his teammate lol

    • @Iamyxd
      @Iamyxd 3 роки тому +12

      He was nicked :D

    • @anonymousanonymous9587
      @anonymousanonymous9587 3 роки тому +1

      Yes

    • @corn4618
      @corn4618 3 роки тому +1

      Indeed lol

  • @zodiac9551
    @zodiac9551 4 роки тому +4208

    When technoblade plays: *full of noobs*
    When i play: *full of technoblades*
    Note: *THIS IS A JOKE PLEASE DONT START A WAR*

    • @greenhatzelda8273
      @greenhatzelda8273 4 роки тому +120

      Oh, I've seen some pattern there

    • @Cloneman-ic9rx
      @Cloneman-ic9rx 4 роки тому +235

      Maybe... You are the noob.

    • @remire2322
      @remire2322 4 роки тому +132

      @@Cloneman-ic9rx no he's very good he's everyone's just 50x better then him

    • @bh6740
      @bh6740 4 роки тому +147

      Yaboi Rabaa also imma just point out WHO WOULD PLAY 1000 plus games and FAKE THEM

    • @bh6740
      @bh6740 4 роки тому +62

      @Yaboi Rabaa U srsly would fake 1000+ wins just for videos?

  • @yovenkahva7904
    @yovenkahva7904 7 років тому +1663

    you make bedwars look so easy!
    when i try to do what you do i fail at everything

    • @adorableshorts8921
      @adorableshorts8921 5 років тому +23

      yOvenKahva that’s his job also he has played for like 5 years

    • @Synthels
      @Synthels 5 років тому +45

      @@adorableshorts8921 bedwars hasnt been out for 5 years

    • @PixelizedGaming
      @PixelizedGaming 5 років тому +13

      @@Synthels minecraft has

    • @ChloekabanOfficial
      @ChloekabanOfficial 5 років тому +50

      @@PixelizedGaming Actually, Minecraft has been around for over *_10_* years.

    • @malroonic4515
      @malroonic4515 5 років тому +10

      yOvenKahva but techno is a God let's not forget that!

  • @ADirtBlock
    @ADirtBlock 7 років тому +2143

    Somehow Techno manages to find all of the thumbless players

    • @deadman7026
      @deadman7026 7 років тому +135

      ADirtBlock all the teams i fight go for a 4 man defense with wood and endstone defenses

    • @ssslime4604
      @ssslime4604 7 років тому +101

      ADIRTBLOCK ikr lol when I play I get people in the top 10 skywars ranking

    • @-zeno
      @-zeno 7 років тому +52

      I always get Kohi tryhards....

    • @Cynthionic
      @Cynthionic 7 років тому +95

      hes gets all the mouseless players where as i get a bhoper per game and every team is masters in balion uhc or something

    • @thesaltyspoon7483
      @thesaltyspoon7483 7 років тому +129

      He plays at 4 in the morning, I tried it myself, everyone was terrible

  • @youreadmychannelname
    @youreadmychannelname 2 роки тому +158

    Pigs never fly, they soar. Rest In Peace technoblade, we’ll all miss you.

  • @cheollie2180
    @cheollie2180 4 роки тому +347

    i’m convinced that techno blades voice is so calm and clear that the auto generated captions NEVER get it wrong

    • @ranbo0
      @ranbo0 3 роки тому +1

      yes

    • @somepuppetdude8314
      @somepuppetdude8314 3 роки тому +2

      14:37 he said all is good but captions said hall is good (I literally just turn captions on and saw it)

    • @capslock7520
      @capslock7520 3 роки тому

      @@somepuppetdude8314 they just added one letter so yeah

    • @ishkanark6725
      @ishkanark6725 Рік тому +1

      You underestimate the power of the auto captions

    • @Temerityofficial21201
      @Temerityofficial21201 Рік тому

      19:07 he said “good he’s not” but the captions turned it to “goodies not”

  • @BitzelBlockington
    @BitzelBlockington 7 років тому +1519

    I don't even have 500 wins altogether

    • @kosaromani
      @kosaromani 7 років тому +2

      Bitzel same

    • @zlondra
      @zlondra 7 років тому +2

      Bitzel lol

    • @kosaromani
      @kosaromani 7 років тому +2

      Bitzel also subscribe to bitzel for family friendly traps to get coins in skywars

    • @jorja5358
      @jorja5358 7 років тому

      Bitzel Same

    • @Legend0PArchive
      @Legend0PArchive 7 років тому

      same

  • @teddie9063
    @teddie9063 5 років тому +592

    *techoblade gets ganged up on by three greens*
    Technoblade: wheeeeeee

  • @karlsma
    @karlsma 2 роки тому +127

    I am very angry to me that why I didn't see his videos when he was alive... he was truly a legend. Rest in peace, Technoblade

  • @LARAUJO_0
    @LARAUJO_0 4 роки тому +745

    Hacker: _flys to Techno's base and destroys his bed_
    Techno: So you have chosen... death

  • @KayosHub
    @KayosHub 7 років тому +643

    At was at that moment, hypixel knew, they f*cked up

    • @Alucard-gt1zf
      @Alucard-gt1zf 7 років тому +6

      SireFire-Bro he not they hypixel is a person

    • @rustyforyt9298
      @rustyforyt9298 7 років тому +3

      Alucard Hypixel isn’t a person, the person made the tweet. Hypixel is the server, not a person.

    • @KayosHub
      @KayosHub 7 років тому +47

      RustyForYT actually hypixel is both, the owner of hypixel's username is 'Hypixel' so it can be both

    • @sebastianmadsen5771
      @sebastianmadsen5771 7 років тому +3

      Et es a Parsons and server nerdddddd

    • @skullcrushersbbx
      @skullcrushersbbx 7 років тому +9

      It's the server and the person. The name of the server comes from the person who made it. xD

  • @lethallizard_4493
    @lethallizard_4493 4 роки тому +367

    Techno can take an entire team on his own easily
    But the second he gets his bed destroyed he panics for no real reason
    He could still probably 1v4 them

    • @Accountfrfr
      @Accountfrfr 4 роки тому +67

      He gets killed alot 1v3 or 1v4 ing people. Plus it is hella scary with a winstreak like that lolll
      This is why i am bad at Pvp..

    • @taosterproductions7210
      @taosterproductions7210 4 роки тому +21

      He needs to keep the win streak, you can see that in some 4v1s or 3v1s that his health goes down to like 3-4 hearts which is 6-8 hp, he can get 2-3 shot by an iron sword which would make him lose the win streak. It’s only natural to worry when you are constantly almost dying and trying to keep a win streak.

    • @kickdoesket6494
      @kickdoesket6494 3 роки тому +5

      These are the highlights he only does this part of the time. He ain’t gonna show the times he gets tolled

    • @Polska_Edits
      @Polska_Edits 3 роки тому +3

      He wants to be safe

    • @thatloserpig
      @thatloserpig 2 роки тому +2

      But what if one knows what they are doing

  • @gavinpatrin8549
    @gavinpatrin8549 2 роки тому +76

    One of the many things this legend will be remembered for. Live long and rest well king

  • @chexem4216
    @chexem4216 5 років тому +738

    Everybody gansta til technoblade come to your base with a wooden sword

    • @meee2170
      @meee2170 4 роки тому +4

      Everybody gangsta til teddynator starts bridging towards you

    • @fil_c7895
      @fil_c7895 4 роки тому

      @@meee2170 hes cheating anyways

    • @meee2170
      @meee2170 4 роки тому

      @@fil_c7895 wait what? teddy cheats? how? i need answers

    • @fil_c7895
      @fil_c7895 4 роки тому

      @@meee2170 u think Andromeda Is any legit?

    • @meee2170
      @meee2170 4 роки тому

      @Fil_C yes?

  • @streakybeast7878
    @streakybeast7878 5 років тому +241

    Techno: about to die
    Also techno: *motorbike noises*

  • @whitecreamsicle
    @whitecreamsicle 4 роки тому +185

    imagine paying for a hacked client, going into bedwars, fly hacking real casually and still losing lmao

  • @gandalf7985
    @gandalf7985 2 роки тому +146

    We will don't forget a GOAT of minecraft. he brought us so many good memories.
    techno never dies :((

  • @En_chonky_fuzzy_bee
    @En_chonky_fuzzy_bee 3 роки тому +371

    I love how he uses the almost exact same system of events and actions to get his wins, and yet somehow nobody he plays against wises up to it

    • @Q_ari
      @Q_ari 3 роки тому +9

      Because he only plays against everyone once

    • @randomname5580
      @randomname5580 3 роки тому +31

      If techno came at me with that strat idk how I would “wise up”… I guess I would place blocks around the bed and then pvp? It looks like that’s what they were trying to do though

    • @theangry4645
      @theangry4645 2 роки тому +3

      .... and how would you "wise up"?
      PS: I know I'm an idiot for responding to a one-year-old comment.

    • @Ghajestis
      @Ghajestis 2 роки тому +2

      @@theangry4645 what i'd do is get water if i saw someone bridging like that and place it on the tnt. i've never done that before though so idk if it actually works

    • @DestruoTheWithered
      @DestruoTheWithered Рік тому

      I don't see any way to beat Techno, cuz he can destroy you multiple times over

  • @vincentsuiker7386
    @vincentsuiker7386 4 роки тому +313

    2:58 FATHER OF THE SQUID KID

    • @dylankaplan9380
      @dylankaplan9380 3 роки тому +12

      He lost then, and he still lost now.

    • @auatom-
      @auatom- 3 роки тому +9

      Look like the squid bloodline is destinated to lose.

    • @Arnavag31
      @Arnavag31 3 роки тому +3

      HAHHAHAHAHA AMAZING

  • @winterpg3d794
    @winterpg3d794 5 років тому +261

    Technoblade: records 7 hours of footage
    Also technoblade: uses 22 minutes of that footage

    • @savbeeing7376
      @savbeeing7376 4 роки тому +4

      Probably more than 7 hours

    • @fooklamtsang
      @fooklamtsang 4 роки тому +10

      That’s called editing

    • @vealesbedwars
      @vealesbedwars 4 роки тому +1

      that’s more than normal

    • @bean_yes
      @bean_yes 9 місяців тому +1

      im a savage mayo booty cabbage like your not bad💀 @@fooklamtsang

    • @bean_yes
      @bean_yes 9 місяців тому +1

      i played bedwars for like 7 hours it was like 40 games@@savbeeing7376

  • @parazet4799
    @parazet4799 3 роки тому +292

    Me: *exists*
    Watchdog: you get banned
    Random: *CAN LITERALLY FLY*
    Watchdog: I see no problem

    • @poo9762
      @poo9762 3 роки тому +22

      Watchdog banned me for getting stuck in a block 😀

    • @fort809
      @fort809 3 роки тому +16

      @@poo9762 it banned me for toggling my kill aura :((((((

    • @robomix3162
      @robomix3162 3 роки тому +3

      @@fort809 now thats a plot twist

    • @Furniture_FromIKEA
      @Furniture_FromIKEA 3 роки тому

      I see nothing wrong with this

    • @kenbenlakhcamp4140
      @kenbenlakhcamp4140 3 роки тому +1

      @@fort809 that's unreasonable report the bug to hypixel :)

  • @net04
    @net04 7 років тому +337

    Freedom is an illusion
    Technoblade -2019

    • @revoluting9878
      @revoluting9878 7 років тому

      scrumpyboom Lmao

    • @backattack1
      @backattack1 6 років тому

      Only 1 year from now

    • @amyseee
      @amyseee 6 років тому

      Lmao

    • @anisam4073
      @anisam4073 6 років тому +1

      wtf.. just as i read that he said it
      im scared

    • @KriticalHD69
      @KriticalHD69 5 років тому +2

      Sorry bro he said that in 2017...

  • @lionare1
    @lionare1 7 років тому +613

    Win streak of 2 would be enough for me lol

    • @daridon2483
      @daridon2483 7 років тому +11

      Lionare boy the problem is that most of the games he played was with a party team and against people that doesn't know how to move their camera in pvp or even left click

    • @morgan1740
      @morgan1740 6 років тому +1

      i mean, just get into games with other nons. rush the person next to you with tnt, and upgrade armor only and manic minor. its easy to win..

    • @morgan1740
      @morgan1740 6 років тому +1

      invis + jump pots with tnt is the strat.

    • @cryoq1
      @cryoq1 6 років тому

      I've gotten a win streak of 20 before :)

    • @randy876
      @randy876 5 років тому

      i've gotten like 30 before (because my brother carried me ;-;)

  • @Adam-mi3oc
    @Adam-mi3oc 5 років тому +1256

    19:54 is What you came for

    • @grahamtheawesomecorgi8370
      @grahamtheawesomecorgi8370 5 років тому +73

      shut up he needs his moneyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

    • @penguin2985
      @penguin2985 5 років тому +4

      That rhymes 4 and oh wait for

    • @jeszgoddess
      @jeszgoddess 4 роки тому

      Fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly

    • @thomasdauenhauer1419
      @thomasdauenhauer1419 4 роки тому

      I liked ur comment to make the number of likes away from 222 HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

    • @SolarSKB
      @SolarSKB 4 роки тому +3

      no came to see how it would look if a god was a pig that plays minecraft

  • @falconhiba5923
    @falconhiba5923 2 роки тому +45

    Let the King rest
    Let the blade rest
    Let Alex rest
    RIP technoblade

  • @avecaesarmorituritesalutan6294
    @avecaesarmorituritesalutan6294 3 роки тому +353

    “I just have to kill all of them simultaneously and punch sandstone... hold my beer”

  • @calebroth5905
    @calebroth5905 5 років тому +282

    watching this makes me want to play bedwars, then i go and get destroyed

  • @josh_withadog6054
    @josh_withadog6054 4 роки тому +217

    This has been another episode of “beating children up for monetary gain”

  • @RealShail
    @RealShail 3 роки тому +51

    In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood, burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of bedwars and tainted beyond ascension. He chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace, and with boiling blood he scoured the umbral plans seeking vengeance against the hackers who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Hypixel sentinels, and those who tasted the bite of his sword name him the Bedslayer.
    *Heavy metal plays*

  • @carmenhdz8126
    @carmenhdz8126 5 років тому +98

    “You should try left clicking” “aww they grow up so fast”🐷

  • @aixlm
    @aixlm 5 років тому +300

    All I hear in all of these vids are “ayyy” and “800 something”

  • @SrM4ze
    @SrM4ze 4 роки тому +188

    3:55 that guy was just “ok I suicide”

  • @adithya3642
    @adithya3642 3 роки тому +208

    6:13- My 3 year old PS4 booting up at 12 am

  • @william39855
    @william39855 7 років тому +329

    Technoblade: *hits someone once with a wooden sword*
    Player: *stays alive*
    Technoblade: Why are you not dead?!

    • @helloturtle7825
      @helloturtle7825 7 років тому +15

      KIM William SH ikr, he's so good that he's like: YOURE...
      ALIVE?!

    • @NotOcular
      @NotOcular 7 років тому +19

      KIM William SH anyone who is able to survive a single hit from Technoblade is a legend

    • @Phantominizer
      @Phantominizer 6 років тому

      NICE PROFILE!

    • @NotOcular
      @NotOcular 6 років тому

      DannyXXXL ikr

    • @amyseee
      @amyseee 6 років тому

      Logic xD

  • @iTMG
    @iTMG 7 років тому +792

    Next up: bedwars 950 winstreak (world record)

    • @TokioMC
      @TokioMC 7 років тому +3

      iTMG lol

    • @whyyivy
      @whyyivy 7 років тому +5

      iTMG wow I see u in comment I am sub pls notice me senpai

    • @-zeno
      @-zeno 7 років тому +4

      hi dude, love your traps. Shame you're so bad at PvP

    • @hrothschild5668
      @hrothschild5668 7 років тому

      No itmg oh wait hi I won the bet ;)
      But next vid will be “99 BEDWARS WINSTREAK “ and there will be a cliffhanger

    • @Douglas.07
      @Douglas.07 7 років тому +3

      iTMG I AM SUBBED TO YOU

  • @melissabrewis7731
    @melissabrewis7731 7 років тому +155

    when his bed got destroyed bu the hacker, protocol 98 came into action
    for 30 mins

  • @DormantAccount6969
    @DormantAccount6969 2 роки тому +10

    If technoblade played minecraft 1.19, he could definitely defeat the warden with no armor and his fists

  • @meowman6043
    @meowman6043 7 років тому +356

    "One cannot simply beat Technoblade," Brock Obama -2027

    • @Niiue
      @Niiue 5 років тому +13

      MEOW MAN *brock*

    • @ChloekabanOfficial
      @ChloekabanOfficial 5 років тому +2

      2027!? THAT'S IN DA FUTURE!!

    • @n1tr0gaming11
      @n1tr0gaming11 5 років тому +23

      B l o c k o b a m a

    • @Kapeeshy
      @Kapeeshy 5 років тому +4

      *brock*

    • @zapmolcuno5868
      @zapmolcuno5868 5 років тому

      At least 10 needed and traiend for 5 million years and have better gear 10 times to make a kind of close fight

  • @sleepyyfx
    @sleepyyfx 5 років тому +255

    imagine having a 1000 winstreak and then technoblade and his team show up

    • @Maxawa0851
      @Maxawa0851 4 роки тому +37

      Honestly if you and your team is good enough to get to 1000 you'd have a decent chance against techno and his team

    • @theoneandonlyburpyderpy7797
      @theoneandonlyburpyderpy7797 4 роки тому +8

      @@Maxawa0851 unless you just played with noobs

    • @leooo8807
      @leooo8807 4 роки тому +7

      Would you risk to solo queue 4s with a 1000 ws?

    • @unnamed9021
      @unnamed9021 4 роки тому

      @@theoneandonlyburpyderpy7797 well techno played against complete idiots

    • @nickboi5040
      @nickboi5040 4 роки тому

      Do you mean 999?

  • @Iomu
    @Iomu 4 роки тому +75

    If techno gets a knockback stick, everyone is going into the stratosphere

  • @AnottUzername
    @AnottUzername 3 роки тому +38

    2:25 “he didn’t fall off himself!”
    Technoblades mind: _thats ok sometimes people just need some motivation._

  • @mevouu8515
    @mevouu8515 4 роки тому +194

    Everyone: What no life would do this
    Techno and his fans: Only a god.

    • @lebruhfox146
      @lebruhfox146 3 роки тому +2

      A blood god to be exact

    • @gabrielbarron7667
      @gabrielbarron7667 3 роки тому +1

      @@lebruhfox146 and we are afraid we will have to sacrifice your blood for the blood god

    • @lebruhfox146
      @lebruhfox146 3 роки тому +1

      @@gabrielbarron7667 if it is really needed I’ll sacrifice myself

    • @gabrielbarron7667
      @gabrielbarron7667 3 роки тому

      @@lebruhfox146 no not yours

    • @gabrielbarron7667
      @gabrielbarron7667 3 роки тому

      @@lebruhfox146 the person who wrote the comment

  • @dougs7028
    @dougs7028 5 років тому +108

    6:08
    7 year old me pretending to be a race car

  • @alexgaspar2258
    @alexgaspar2258 7 років тому +444

    Technoblade hasn't showered in 2 months.

    • @nan01ynk
      @nan01ynk 7 років тому +11

      SplogsYT sounds like me tbh

    • @Xtranomics
      @Xtranomics 7 років тому

      SplogsYT so

    • @JamUsagi
      @JamUsagi 7 років тому +4

      You can't smell him online, he has no reason to.

    • @Istromus
      @Istromus 7 років тому

      SplogsYT LOLOLOLOLOLOL

    • @kaariri_26
      @kaariri_26 7 років тому

      KfcCombo- Minecraft PVP trueeeeeee post that

  • @drew3864
    @drew3864 2 роки тому +33

    Rest in peace techno. Your videos got me through some tough time and I'll always try to roll with the punches the way you did. You were and are such an inspiration to so many. Thanks for everything

  • @showerh
    @showerh 4 роки тому +75

    6:11 the inspiration for the TechnoPlane

  • @LiiiamLX
    @LiiiamLX 5 років тому +79

    17:56 techno blade sounds like a wave you’ll hear at the sea

  • @elimaest
    @elimaest 5 років тому +113

    we just need a compilation of techno saying “hallo”

  • @gandalfthewise3901
    @gandalfthewise3901 2 роки тому +23

    He is the greatest. He will always be in our hearts. RIP

  • @flarus4834
    @flarus4834 4 роки тому +153

    Can we just appreciate the nick “ecuadorable”

  • @ax7aan901
    @ax7aan901 3 роки тому +207

    Alternative title: Watch a guy look at himself for 24 minutes while counting from 800 to 900

  • @zachlap3020
    @zachlap3020 4 роки тому +40

    This video should be renamed : bullying kids montage for 25 minutes straight on bedwars (epic)

  • @bantha8470
    @bantha8470 3 роки тому +153

    At 10 mill subs techno should reveal the “master plan”

    • @zoliosh
      @zoliosh 3 роки тому +1

      Hes pretty a regular player compared to these days

    • @inochukethegreat7732
      @inochukethegreat7732 3 роки тому +4

      @@zoliosh This vedio was 3 years ago and Techno was so good That time
      He is even better now
      Also
      TECHNOBLADE NEVA DIES!!!

    • @realbignoob1886
      @realbignoob1886 3 роки тому

      @@inochukethegreat7732 no he’s not that good these days

    • @Bhavyakubba
      @Bhavyakubba 3 роки тому +1

      @@realbignoob1886 yes thats true

    • @inochukethegreat7732
      @inochukethegreat7732 3 роки тому +3

      @@realbignoob1886 Yeah Yeah in his recent vedio when he told about his cancer,didn't u see his gameplay
      He is even better as i said

  • @dylan351
    @dylan351 4 роки тому +38

    My new favorite technoblade quote is “freedom is an illusion”

  • @CrystalRiftX
    @CrystalRiftX 4 роки тому +44

    When you see Technoblade with a stone sword, you know you are dead.

  • @Cuberates
    @Cuberates 4 роки тому +157

    10:39 - how coronvirus look at us in quarantine

  • @kellankenyon911
    @kellankenyon911 3 роки тому +33

    This is so peaceful to watch just techno taking out a hole team in bedwars by himself.

  • @K0de_Blu3
    @K0de_Blu3 4 роки тому +44

    "I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die haha not even close" as he's on like 2 hearts.

  • @mystewy
    @mystewy 4 роки тому +74

    Alternative Title: Bullying Nerds for 24mins straight

  • @jaidenbrown1654
    @jaidenbrown1654 7 років тому +483

    Why does everybody you fight look like they’re playing with their feet?

    • @wyhiobcarlile4879
      @wyhiobcarlile4879 7 років тому +22

      Fassi if anything Tekno was fighting with his feet

    • @experiencedgamer7871
      @experiencedgamer7871 7 років тому +20

      Fassi technoblade makes it look easy

    • @MichiCho
      @MichiCho 7 років тому +11

      its because there kids

    • @sefhernz1835
      @sefhernz1835 7 років тому +9

      I_N_O _ stop getting triggered, people in the UA-cam comment section usually have bad English

    • @tiredissa
      @tiredissa 7 років тому

      Fassi it's cause they watch ssundee and technoblade that's why they're bad

  • @Thundrs
    @Thundrs 3 роки тому +15

    6:35 techno’s evil laugh

  • @ziajin8515
    @ziajin8515 7 років тому +427

    Me: **wins 1 game of bedwars** OMG!!!!!😱
    Technoblade: ** win streak of 900**
    Me: time for me to go hide in a corner...-_-

    • @Watcchh
      @Watcchh 7 років тому

      Ninja Girl ikr

    • @bryonyayaka
      @bryonyayaka 7 років тому +3

      Ninja Girl relatable

    • @busto1658
      @busto1658 7 років тому

      Ninja Girl lol

    • @adrianatgaming8640
      @adrianatgaming8640 7 років тому

      Dat MSP Gamer what i have 225 eins

    • @auraaa_2991
      @auraaa_2991 7 років тому +1

      Dat MSP Gamer whut.... why do you scream OMG when you win one game. ,,w

  • @taradactdole3638
    @taradactdole3638 5 років тому +55

    I am addicted to watching these vids but then I'm like hell yeah imma own in bedwars/skywars now and I just end up walking off the map . . ..

  • @banterbosse8042
    @banterbosse8042 7 років тому +644

    Waiting for the episode where he opens 50 loot boxes with a clickbait title

    • @ihyartzzlegend1257
      @ihyartzzlegend1257 7 років тому +14

      Banter Bosse technoblade never clickbates

    • @horus3416
      @horus3416 7 років тому

      +iHyartzz Legend also Brave Wilderness don't click bait and he just maked a click bait video that is called Something huge!

    • @adrianftw973
      @adrianftw973 6 років тому

      YifanDrawz -Gaming and more! SOMETHING HUGE
      dildo

    • @imalreadythegrimyeeter1685
      @imalreadythegrimyeeter1685 6 років тому

      @@ihyartzzlegend1257 r/wooooosh

    • @imalreadythegrimyeeter1685
      @imalreadythegrimyeeter1685 6 років тому

      @Parker how is that a whoosh? *He did not understand the joke*

  • @plurahea
    @plurahea 3 роки тому +18

    Techno laughing softly intoto his mic after murdering everyone gives me the will to live

  • @benbykovski410
    @benbykovski410 7 років тому +257

    eucadorablade neva dies
    he might just… have

    • @tim-4368
      @tim-4368 7 років тому

      Yea he might just have skills XD

    • @whymopp
      @whymopp 7 років тому

      Bluz Arts subbed now sub to me or I I’ll umsub

    • @TheHumbleWaffle
      @TheHumbleWaffle 7 років тому

      Bluz Arts subbed

    • @z-coreplayz9301
      @z-coreplayz9301 7 років тому

      any1 who can survive technoblade first hit is a legend becasuse his first hit is a 13 hit combo

    • @showad8726
      @showad8726 7 років тому

      Ben GtheGod hacks? That's what I think too

  • @GIN0O
    @GIN0O 7 років тому +152

    Techno has lots more subs after he made these bedwars winstreak vids
    All he could say is
    *all part of my mastah plaaaan*

  • @258thHiGuy
    @258thHiGuy 4 роки тому +94

    10:00
    I think he just Looney Tune'd off the cliff

  • @danzyz5129
    @danzyz5129 3 роки тому +14

    Hearing the latest news is sad but at least he's still happy.

  • @applecraver2412
    @applecraver2412 5 років тому +142

    Anyone else want to know what the other members of his team are doing? I always kinda wanted to see the defense aspect of this

    • @smhgamersgamers7813
      @smhgamersgamers7813 5 років тому +35

      Each one of them was attacking a different base

    • @Not_Lilly42
      @Not_Lilly42 4 роки тому +8

      @@renthehedgehog7535 I think all of this team are high level players that a can 1 v 4 and just took on their own base, at least that's the impression I got from the first vid in the series.

    • @ofareh
      @ofareh 4 роки тому

      they doin iyn without tnt and wool/wood def

  • @ActuallyNTiX
    @ActuallyNTiX 4 роки тому +23

    I can't believe I still remember being in Technoblade's 838th game. My friend was the last one alive and I saw the tnt leap and was amazed. Used that technique from that day forward.

  • @thefirstlaw7376
    @thefirstlaw7376 7 років тому +91

    "They grow up so fast" that killed me 😂😂

  • @Witherless
    @Witherless 2 місяці тому +3

    I was jus joinin school when techno was getting his 1000 bedwars win streaks man I miss him

  • @legendreflect9392
    @legendreflect9392 4 роки тому +18

    Technoblade: **sees 900 winstreak**
    Cool
    Me: **Gets 10 winstreak**
    Hell yeah!!

  • @daunt2227
    @daunt2227 4 роки тому +61

    "The dream team" how ironic.

    • @litepreston4990
      @litepreston4990 4 роки тому +3

      I know

    • @cyberseai9305
      @cyberseai9305 3 роки тому +5

      Lol "dream" and "dreamteam" word is used by many people backthen as a godly or godly team and its also techno's catchphrase its not that suprising if someone backthen said "dream" or dreamteam"

    • @ImSchnippi
      @ImSchnippi 3 роки тому +5

      @@cyberseai9305 thank you captain obvious

    • @cyberseai9305
      @cyberseai9305 3 роки тому +2

      @@ImSchnippi your welcome captain boomer

    • @alex28.10
      @alex28.10 3 роки тому

      @@ImSchnippi he explained that, y'know

  • @bugasaurus3175
    @bugasaurus3175 7 років тому +105

    *this winstreak has become too crazy for words*

    • @erin4777
      @erin4777 7 років тому +11

      Dinosaurian Addict watch him have 999 and face a whole game of hackers

    • @truevsyou
      @truevsyou 7 років тому +2

      Asada Shino he already has 1000 on twitter he said he had it

    • @qsfry3325
      @qsfry3325 7 років тому

      Yes but not crazy enough for numbers

    • @TH-mp4hd
      @TH-mp4hd 7 років тому

      he has 1100+ already :)

    • @duckieacountantduckinbirg6677
      @duckieacountantduckinbirg6677 7 років тому

      Hi

  • @TheMinecraftCookie
    @TheMinecraftCookie 2 роки тому +8

    Rest in peace, technoblade.

  • @danielmunar6205
    @danielmunar6205 7 років тому +36

    Techno’s profession: Beating young children in video games.
    New Viewer: wow

    • @BloodLustRC
      @BloodLustRC 7 років тому

      Daniel Munar lol, but it is fair. He wasn’t bullying the kids i mean. If those kid are that bad and can’t accpet being rekt, then they should play on their own world only lol

    • @ToshDeCamerz
      @ToshDeCamerz 7 років тому

      Daniel Munar lebron is this generations goat

    • @lammawithahat1158
      @lammawithahat1158 7 років тому

      BloodLustRC Gaming
      I mean HOW IS HE STILL NOT SICK IN PLAYING BEDWARS??

    • @lammawithahat1158
      @lammawithahat1158 7 років тому

      BloodLustRC Gaming
      Also he act's as if he is a pro even tho he is playing with a bunch of kids *facepalms*

  • @johndoezerss1669
    @johndoezerss1669 4 роки тому +36

    Nobody:
    Technos casyal voice while destroying evryone in a 1v4:HEYY

  • @bigboinoob6937
    @bigboinoob6937 4 роки тому +32

    Me: Wow I’m going to get a winstreak!
    My first game: *looses in 3 seconds*

  • @hyeenaaa1960
    @hyeenaaa1960 3 роки тому +10

    watching techno wipe out entire teams by himself over and over is all i want to do for the rest of my life