This exactly what Petronius is said to have done: since Nero wanted him dead, he cut his own veins and then put a torniquet around his wrists, then went to the last party of his life and partied hard. In his will, he put all of the sordid courtly gossip he knew, "narrating the scandalous vulgarities of the prince [Nero], including the names of his lovers, his whores and the singularities of his perversions." Icon.
The last bit reminded me of why joking around about guys doing it with each other has always been a meme, especially when it’s about calling out members of clergy and/or powerful people for being hypocrites 😏
Like the guy whose last words, when put before the firing squad, waited until they said "aim" and shouted "FIRE!!" Here, ya' get to take some of the fkkkrz out wit' ya', tho😈
I've done this during other's attempt wt socially executing me. 😂 Within reason, after I recognized not being in a toxic, but healthy villainous mindset, and energy instead. It was very good for me.
This is literally out of one of the 1800 tv series with like 8 seasons worth of politics and relationships 😂 this is amazing ❤ I don’t watched them btw
Along with South Park, you should be mandatory viewing for everyone in the country! Thank you so very much for poking the things that need to be poked and making them roll over to show their true selves!!!
Oh if I were going to die via execution this is exactly how I'd go out. The game show delivery & all. I'd also have an alphabetically organized list (by first name) on a poster board...fuck it we can even make a lil game out of it by making a little wheel, whoevers letter it lands on goes first, we just keep going around the board/wheel until all the names on the paper/board are crossed out.
That is one power move tho. “If I’m gonna die I’m gonna leave chaos in my wake and make them regret taking away everything I had to lose.”
It's aspirational, and I love it 👏🏾✨🎉
Reminds me a bit of 13 Reasons Why.
RIGHT?!
"Have fun hashing all of this out"
Fr
“W-W-Women say crazy things- R-R-Right you guys?”
~ Lord Wellington • 2023
Lord Wellington isn't the executioner. The executioner has the knife in his hand
@@Houseless_socialist Thanks, I fixed it!
Do they?
Yes
1623* lmao
Not to be confused with his brother, Beef Wellington
“Did you find god up there?” SENT ME FLYING
There's a reason both god and gspot start with the same letter
@@PichuElric 💀💀💀
well did YOU find God up there?! 🤔
Not with the number of likes
nice icon, karkat :D
this is even better than the shorter version 💀
1.4K likes and no comments, allow me to fix that :)
@@Powerpuffgworl Why thank you.
2.2k likes and two comments 🤨 no no no no that won't do🤭
Frfr 😂 😭
The tea is HOTTER than before (;
3.3k likes and 4 replies? Ima change that
This exactly what Petronius is said to have done: since Nero wanted him dead, he cut his own veins and then put a torniquet around his wrists, then went to the last party of his life and partied hard. In his will, he put all of the sordid courtly gossip he knew, "narrating the scandalous vulgarities of the prince [Nero], including the names of his lovers, his whores and the singularities of his perversions." Icon.
..... Petronius is a Harry Potter spell you cant convince be otherwise.
@@MirageAtPlay You cast it, and you become the sassiest person ever lol.
@@MirageAtPlay Petronius is also the name of a patron saint of.. 'Bologna' 😂
I don't know if I love more Petronius for being such a king or you for bringing me Classical content in unexpected places. Thanks, Lix! 😆
"Hey man, why your fingers turning blue?"
I love the smash bros announcer voice:
*_SIR HENRY IS SLEEPING WITH HIS SISTER_*
LMFAO
_INCEST BABY JOINS THE BATTLE!_
STOPPPPPP 😭😭😭😭😭😭@@Wertsir
Lmao, smash bros, yeah that makes sense
Don't you mean smash sis
She found no tea about the executioner, meaning the executioner is good to go 😂
What if the executioner is related to one of those people?
He was a commoner
@@TimTheEnchanter0 he probably feels secondhand embarrassment at the most than
@@TimTheEnchanter0he gets free tea to spill with his commoner family
Don't make angry the guy who can turn a quick death to a draw out spectacle
Me If I was accused of witchcraft in the 1800's
Real.
1600s
Same you can accuse me of witchcraft but I’ll sure as hell accuse the minister of spreading so much clap it’s become applauds
Yep, seems accurate!
*when
Honestly, if I'm being executed, I'd take as many people as possible along the way as well.
Fun fact: according to Puppet History, this is sort of how the Affair of the Poisons got started.
You mean weird history?
@@viv7810 I think both talked about this at one point, but puppet history said it almost word for word.
SHANIACS BOOGARAS AND COWARD SHITFISH UNITE
(PS: ghosts ARE real)
The part where she says "Is blood thicker than water? ...its up for debate" gets me everytime
0:50 I don’t know why but the look on the executioner’s face kills me every time! 😂
Because he's curious of how it works. 😂
Bro fr went 😒🤨😳👀
He's like "promise?"
We need to see this guy and the head of the church together.
NO, we need a series to know what de fuck happened here.
Yessss this would be such a great series
...they had gay sex
there's your answer
we don't need a series to figure that out
moving on
Joanna’s back story you can’t convince me that isn’t Joanna spilling the tea before being killed
De fuck is what happened there.
@@wasifabul2545 I could see it
When you wanna slay before you’re slain
Ok, so this woman is definitely Joanne. You can't tell me that's not her. 😭😭
Just the origin story we needed! 🥳✨
Now we know why satan chose Joanne
LLLLOOOOOOOOOREEE HECK YES!!
Joanne's portfolio was this? No wonder she got hired...
Joanne's origin story, Yes!
“It’s a family affair” 💀😭
U never dissapoint how u come up with those ideas 😂
Whys yumeko jabami commenting on a UA-cam video
@@hafsa_xoxo chaos
@@hafsa_xoxo because i can?
@@yumekojabami233 yh babes it's a joke x I wasn't trying to offend
@@hafsa_xoxo oh nah u good my bad im just too blunt sometimes
I’m so so glad there’s an extended version of this *chefs kiss*
"You have a hole and you should use it" ICONIC
Right.. you guys?
I love how she was like “yeah I’m calling you out but I don’t really care. You do you”
Lol I think they lost all motivation to follow through the execution 😂
I was like: "How do you out someone while not being homophobic?" Little did I know that Stanzi was on the case!❤💀
she really said “those without sin cast the first stone”
Unfun fact: the only way to get out of an execution in the Salem with trials is blaming someone else.
This is the level of petty I aspire to be.
"Did you find God up there?" gets me every single time HAHAHA
This is “my shift is over right when something catastrophic happens” dialed up to 11.
That one friend that knows every gossip in their town
Next up...the Lord Wellington saga....PLEASE!😂
She dident just spill the tea,she spilled the whole tea party.
Well, at least she got all that out of her system before the old head chop. 😂😂🤷♀️🤣🤣
I absolutely LOVE her wardrobe. every single one of them looks so good😍 keep up the good work Stanzi
Oh my god, the ad before this video was a prayer ad 😭
...and Mother Nature laughed
I really enjoy the extended sketches. It's great getting to see more content!
I was really hoping for more noble tea to be spilled 🤣🤣🤣🍵😂😏
Nobili-tea*
Damn totally wanna do this at my funeral (id probably be killed twice if that happened lol)
If you get to speak at your funeral, I'm pretty sure dead is not a problem for you.
I assume you meant on your deathbed, but at your own funeral sounds more badass.
@@nathannightfall You get Morgan Freeman to recite your eulogy. The most sonorous fukyu ever!
It took me a while to realise the Lord Wellington one😂... Her ✨Dark Humour ✨ is another level
I guess you could say Lord Wellington was in a *S T I C K Y* situation 😂
Can you guys explain? 😀
@@thatpancak3 It basically means that lord wellington did the deed with the church head... like they both males but still did it
@@harmony687 they did s**?
@@thatpancak3 Yes
Don't go out with a bang, go out with nuclear devastation
The last bit reminded me of why joking around about guys doing it with each other has always been a meme, especially when it’s about calling out members of clergy and/or powerful people for being hypocrites 😏
Thank you so much for the extended version. Your short video was so funny. This is even better
Records shown that lord Wellington’s hair turned white while the witch during her execution
Wellington got burnt like a steak during this one.
Bahahaha just in time for the anniversary date of the execution of Anne Bolein. Love that irony and love your work, girl! 🤟👏🔥
This is one of my favorites so far
I LOST IT WHEN SHE SAID "you got a hole and you gotta use it, right?" 💀💀💀💀💀💀
"holy moly" absolutely KILLED me
Stanzi honestly looks hot asf in wellington's costume
I got an ad for therapy as soon as the video ended LOL
SHE TOOK EVERYONE DOWN! THE FAMILY AFFAIR JOKE THOUGH- 💀
A condemned woman after my own heart.
Time for a lord wellington backstory series! 🙃
Stanziiii 😂💀 as someone who would absolutely have been tried as a witch all I have to say is: work
We need a spinoff of Lord Wellington and the leader of the church
The only way to go down tbh 😂😂😂
Joanne's backstory
I don't care that's totally Joanne, Satan's future assistant
Anyone else keep rewatching when you have no tea yourself or just me
Like the guy whose last words, when put before the firing squad, waited until they said "aim" and shouted "FIRE!!"
Here, ya' get to take some of the fkkkrz out wit' ya', tho😈
Stanzi I love your outfits! I just want to raid your closet and your content is always amazing. Thanks for always making my day better.
Always hilarious but those nails are gorgeous
“You have a hole and it should be used” these are words that everyone can benefit from
Damn that was cruel, do that again
you know what if something like that happens to me and they offer me my final words I probably do the same thing, if not worse
*wheeze* 😂✨ PER-FUCKIN'-FECTION!!✨😂
This is so amazing. Honestly just make a side character in a historical show and let them do this, this is too amazig
She might've lost the battle but she won the war
If I'm going down, you're all coming along.
I've done this during other's attempt wt socially executing me. 😂 Within reason, after I recognized not being in a toxic, but healthy villainous mindset, and energy instead. It was very good for me.
I want the town backstory now😂
Girl taking all them down with her 😂
I like how she sounds like a news reporter
If I'm going down, you're all gonna wish you came with me!
0:50 the executioner's expression 😭
Ooh, icky 😂😂😂
Always fabulous 💯
My god. The acting was good 😊
0:49 I hadn't cackled SO loudly in so long!
Stazi you're an Icon
Dear Stanzi, mentally I’m not in a good place and I am in severe anxiety over my health. I want to thank you for making me smile ❤
"Did you find God up there?"
Stanzi I love you so much.
If I could, I would hug you
This is literally out of one of the 1800 tv series with like 8 seasons worth of politics and relationships 😂 this is amazing ❤ I don’t watched them btw
Going Out Like A 'G' 🙌🏼.
Going out like a god damn boss 💪
“You have a hole” *executioner is shooketh* 😂
"Any last words?"
"Yeah."
"What?"
"OBLIVIATE!"
oh my satan there's an EXTENDED VERSION???? what a slay
But again "No one will take you're word against the word of Sir Henry Simmerson!" Proceeds to get beaten by a priest
This is my favorite. Watched it a million times
Anyone noticed that Stanzi rhymes with tea??
Very fitting if you ask me.
😅😅
But that's honestly the best way to go out.
We need to see Satan meeting this lady lol
If I'm going down, a lot of you go down with me 😂
"You have a hole, and it should be used" 💀💀💀
The "Please nooo" always sent me.💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
rip she didnt get to enjoy the drama afterwards😢
If this is the time period i think it is sleeping with your sister isnt that weird
nahhh that's been weird asf for a long time
"Sure I'm going down, *but I'm taking you all with me* "
If I was in the 1500s this is the way I wanna go out, AND NOBODY CAN ATTACK ME FOR IT
She's gorgeous and hilarious. Keep up the good work!
Along with South Park, you should be mandatory viewing for everyone in the country! Thank you so very much for poking the things that need to be poked and making them roll over to show their true selves!!!
Oh if I were going to die via execution this is exactly how I'd go out. The game show delivery & all. I'd also have an alphabetically organized list (by first name) on a poster board...fuck it we can even make a lil game out of it by making a little wheel, whoevers letter it lands on goes first, we just keep going around the board/wheel until all the names on the paper/board are crossed out.