My Honest Strike Force 5 Podcast Review

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  • @_danny
    @_danny  9 місяців тому +79

    If you’re reading this like and subscribe!

  • @joelsalyer5544
    @joelsalyer5544 9 місяців тому +264

    I'm glad I can just ignore them all at once instead of having to do it individually

    • @squarepegroundhole8211
      @squarepegroundhole8211 9 місяців тому +4

      Golf clap 😂 well done Sir 👍

    • @Lolcow43
      @Lolcow43 9 місяців тому +5

      Stolen comment

    • @squarepegroundhole8211
      @squarepegroundhole8211 8 місяців тому +1

      @@Lolcow43original link?

    • @Lolcow43
      @Lolcow43 8 місяців тому

      @@squarepegroundhole8211 channel Danny polishchuk my honest strike force 5 podcast review

    • @media696
      @media696 8 місяців тому

      ​@@Lolcow43
      Speaking of stolen comments
      That's original
      Lol😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jetnavigator
    @jetnavigator 9 місяців тому +228

    Danny being boring and unfunny is somehow funnier than 5 of the top earning "comedians" combined.

    • @trublgrl
      @trublgrl 9 місяців тому +26

      Hey, give him a break, his team of twenty highly paid and ethnically diverse writers are on strike. Danny Polishchuck has those, right? His channel is so funny, I figure it's super diverse.

    • @_danny
      @_danny  9 місяців тому +34

      @@trublgrlI’m Canadian and Jewish those are major boxes

    • @infinitelybanta
      @infinitelybanta 9 місяців тому

      @@trublgrl funny how you mention that because it struck me how it’s crazy that the late night hosts are essentially a cracker factory in this the year of our lordess 2023

    • @andrewlaco1776
      @andrewlaco1776 9 місяців тому +5

      Keith Olberman legitimately so unhinged he was funny. 3/5 BLM Ukrainian flags.

    • @jetnavigator
      @jetnavigator 9 місяців тому +4

      @@andrewlaco1776 equal parts funny and frightening

  • @kyleknight116
    @kyleknight116 9 місяців тому +49

    “Wow, the laughs are just a mile a minute” 😂😂😂

    • @Hjaelteomslag
      @Hjaelteomslag 8 місяців тому +1

      "Your name is ALSO Jimmy?!"

  • @ghettohxcskater
    @ghettohxcskater 9 місяців тому +13

    I just watched the whole thing, holy shit those people despise each other it's palpable

    • @WeighedWilson
      @WeighedWilson 9 місяців тому +7

      So You're the one!

    • @ghettohxcskater
      @ghettohxcskater 9 місяців тому +3

      @@WeighedWilson I was also VERY drunk so it's probably worse than I remember. It's also heavily rehearsed, which hilarious because nothing they said was even remotely interesting. They all look extremely gaunt and like someone is pointing a gun at their heads it's jarring to watch but I did it so you don't have to

  • @RobbyLinn
    @RobbyLinn 9 місяців тому +5

    I guess Conan O'Brien was busy. Lol

  • @michaelanthony4750
    @michaelanthony4750 8 місяців тому +4

    I love how Fallon can't hide how much he dreads this.

  • @fatoni4245
    @fatoni4245 9 місяців тому +146

    This is Pfizer compliant NPC 4223 here to give my mandatory support for current thing. This review is objectively good, I give it 5/5 B.L.M. Ukrainian flags.

    • @42Chewbacca
      @42Chewbacca 9 місяців тому +5

      This is Pfizer compliant NPC 4224 here to give my mandatory support for current thing. This review is objectively good, I give it 5/5 B.L.M. Ukrainian flags.

    • @DivadNoodeldehm-lz2gm
      @DivadNoodeldehm-lz2gm 9 місяців тому +6

      This is Pfizer compliant NPC 4225 here to give my mandatory support for current thing. This review is objectively good, I give it 5/5 B.L.M. Ukrainian flags.

    • @robhulson
      @robhulson 9 місяців тому +5

      This is Pfizer compliant NPC 4226 here to give my mandatory support for current thing. This review is objectively good, I give it 5/5 B.L.M. Ukrainian flags.

    • @npcperson2158
      @npcperson2158 8 місяців тому

      No pronouns = trans hate. No diversity either.

    • @butthead2645
      @butthead2645 8 місяців тому

      Reeeeee!!!

  • @WeighedWilson
    @WeighedWilson 9 місяців тому +3

    "Welcome to this episode of the EchoChamber podcast!"

  • @dannyarcher6370
    @dannyarcher6370 9 місяців тому +6

    Danny sounds like Norm doing the entertainment segment on Weekend Update.

  • @Sound_Stable
    @Sound_Stable 9 місяців тому +5

    As a 2S Moderna recipient, I can only give it 4/5 BLM/Ukrainian flags. Too many single spirited white males on one show.

  • @lepke1979
    @lepke1979 9 місяців тому +27

    And all I can think while watching this is that I miss Craig Ferguson. Does Conan still have a show? Podcast might actually be funny if they brought him on.

    • @infinitelybanta
      @infinitelybanta 9 місяців тому +7

      Conan’s show ended, he too is now a podcaster.

    • @MB-jt9mo
      @MB-jt9mo 9 місяців тому +10

      Conan has a pretty ok podcast. He wouldn't hang out with those clowns

  • @MajikalCowpoke
    @MajikalCowpoke 9 місяців тому +5

    The fact of late nite TV needing writers just blows my mind everytime. Is everyone in HollyWeird incapable of actual thoughts?

    • @palaceofwisdom9448
      @palaceofwisdom9448 9 місяців тому

      Being incapable of thought is a job requirement, otherwise they might question the script.

    • @dick8997
      @dick8997 9 місяців тому +1

      Yes the answer is yes

  • @klikklik7499
    @klikklik7499 9 місяців тому +5

    This has got to have more likes than the actual show.

  • @M_Duhamel17
    @M_Duhamel17 9 місяців тому +6

    I was initially repulsed and frightened by the idea of an exclusively cis-white men podcast but thanks to your 5 star review I can get over my fears and try it out

    • @philm.6113
      @philm.6113 8 місяців тому

      Did you mean sissy-white men?

  • @user-nt1cm7gp8u
    @user-nt1cm7gp8u 9 місяців тому +4

    i like how even jimmy fallon cant feign excitement for this crap in the intro 😂

    • @perfidiousalbion9975
      @perfidiousalbion9975 9 місяців тому +2

      they all give me such a weird vibe, except fallon he seems almost human

  • @ErroneousMonk1
    @ErroneousMonk1 9 місяців тому +9

    Holy crap, this is spot-on and hilarious.

  • @ronb113
    @ronb113 9 місяців тому +3

    Mother of God…

  • @MrDong101
    @MrDong101 9 місяців тому +4

    I'm gonna be pissed if they didn't really talk about pants.

    • @_danny
      @_danny  9 місяців тому +8

      they did you just can't make this stuff up

  • @davee9527
    @davee9527 9 місяців тому +4

    Danny could not contain his excitement.

  • @Tom_Montana
    @Tom_Montana 9 місяців тому +7

    I love the rating system!

  • @joshuacalkins
    @joshuacalkins 9 місяців тому +8

    That’s the most I’ve seen of these guys in so many years. Not missing them yet…

  • @thiscommentwillbedeletedso5211
    @thiscommentwillbedeletedso5211 9 місяців тому +1

    The fact u threw Keith Olbermann in there had me cracking up .

  • @mindzeye270
    @mindzeye270 9 місяців тому +12

    It'd be cool if you could get on as a guest on that amazing podcast

  • @redstringfugue
    @redstringfugue 9 місяців тому +6

    The tragedy of our times is that for most people the best thing they can do for society is nothing.

    • @rfichokeofdestiny
      @rfichokeofdestiny 8 місяців тому

      Our greatest challenge is convincing morons to stop “helping.”

  • @ChrissW528
    @ChrissW528 9 місяців тому +44

    Truly one of the reviews of all time, a genre defining work I liked the part where he reviewed the podcast, I also feel safer knowing he's vax'd but I wish he'd wear his mask so I wouldnt have to worry about getting covid through my car speakers while listening to it, thankfully i always stay double masked whike driving so I was safe

    • @itsmeben604
      @itsmeben604 9 місяців тому +6

      So you typed that comment while driving? Me too! I'm driving with my knees right now!

    • @ChrissW528
      @ChrissW528 9 місяців тому +8

      @@itsmeben604 absolutely, gotta drive with my knees to ensure my masks are on as tight as possible

  • @colinfiliault3873
    @colinfiliault3873 9 місяців тому +3

    5 Seconds in and I'm already crying laughing

  • @MB-jt9mo
    @MB-jt9mo 9 місяців тому +5

    Sorry Danny. Boyscast is over the legends and real comedy has returned. You guys had a good run. Respect for 🇺🇦 rating I myself have been boosted 12x.

    • @WeighedWilson
      @WeighedWilson 9 місяців тому +2

      Did you get the cookware set with your vaccine green stamps?

    • @MB-jt9mo
      @MB-jt9mo 9 місяців тому

      @@WeighedWilson got a free Gatorade with my 10th booster. Or maybe they made me drink it because I passed out and they said I needed electrolytes

  • @IGotNewsForYou987
    @IGotNewsForYou987 9 місяців тому +3

    Bet when they try to summon Captain Planet all they get is Amy Schumer instead

    • @deepzone31
      @deepzone31 9 місяців тому +2

      Don't worry. John Kerry is flying in on his private jet to save the day!

    • @donperegrine922
      @donperegrine922 Місяць тому

      Captain Shaped-Like-A-Planet

  • @hajsh67
    @hajsh67 9 місяців тому +5

    I have the feeling that Danny watched the whole damn podcast, and probably only regained his sanity through some kind of comedic catharsis, resulting in this video.

    • @_danny
      @_danny  9 місяців тому +4

      I listened to almost the whole thing. It’s worse than you think!

  • @Lmomjian
    @Lmomjian 9 місяців тому +5

    I loved the review Danny, please come back with more reviews.

  • @RubberChickenFilms
    @RubberChickenFilms 9 місяців тому +11

    The funniest part of the whole thing, is how pleased they all look with themselves.
    "Yes, World, we are back! The wait is over!"
    🤢🤢🤢

  • @djbarsone
    @djbarsone 9 місяців тому +6

    Sometimes I get the feeling Danny suffered at least one concussion either from polar bears or flying hockey pucks before he moved to the US.

  • @wobblestheclown
    @wobblestheclown 8 місяців тому +1

    Danny, I would for real watch a full commentary channel with this character.

  • @NickGregorio
    @NickGregorio 9 місяців тому +1

    The rating system sent me 😂

  • @Cloud-if5hx
    @Cloud-if5hx 9 місяців тому +1

    Should've taken your 100+ funko pop collection as the background

  • @illuminahde
    @illuminahde 9 місяців тому +2

    Remember in Pulp Fiction when Uma was describing her failed pilot. The one with the bad joke she told Travolta after she OD'd on heroin.
    Fox Force Five

    • @DeflatingAtheism
      @DeflatingAtheism 8 місяців тому +1

      The "catch up" joke from Fox Force Five was twenty times funnier than this podcast.

  • @Drambles77
    @Drambles77 9 місяців тому +69

    The Strike Force 5 podcast is like an mRNA vaccine for your ears. Mostly full of clots, but you listen for the greater good.

  • @waynejohnson1786
    @waynejohnson1786 9 місяців тому +2

    I like when John Oliver swears.. that’s comedy, right?

  • @richardsegura8117
    @richardsegura8117 8 місяців тому

    Hey !!! It’s the five D-Bags!😏😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @Anon_Amous
    @Anon_Amous 7 місяців тому

    I love how Fallon said maybe an hour, that's a long time to go without a line of coke.

  • @Tential1
    @Tential1 6 місяців тому

    The Pfizer batch number literally almost killed me. Almost choked on gummies.....

  • @jaykekeola
    @jaykekeola 9 місяців тому +2

    I probably laughed more watching this "review" than anyone did watching the actual "podcast".

  • @stephananderson21
    @stephananderson21 9 місяців тому

    Hell, I will sigh up my german shepherd, just to improve the algorithm

  • @zerker08
    @zerker08 9 місяців тому +1

    the fasting is working

  • @riggs2992
    @riggs2992 9 місяців тому +4

    They are really representing that diversity that they whine so much about! Talk about a groomers row

  • @ttprophet
    @ttprophet 9 місяців тому +1

    praying now! Amen

  • @Lopfff
    @Lopfff 8 місяців тому

    “What would Seth Meyers do?” -Norm

  • @MegaCalum11
    @MegaCalum11 9 місяців тому +1

    Imagine actually watching this, like actually. I fear for the future.

  • @brawnydasco
    @brawnydasco 8 місяців тому

    It's good to see Danny finally acknowledging all of the greats who have preceded him. Even the ones who didn't fuck a jar of peanut butter.

  • @infinitelybanta
    @infinitelybanta 9 місяців тому +2

    Oh my. I didn’t know this existed. At least they’re now admitting that late night TV is dead. I’m not sure they’re going to be able to compete with Female Dating Strategy though.

  • @moruera6125
    @moruera6125 9 місяців тому +1

    5 that sold their souls

  • @RandomBogey
    @RandomBogey 9 місяців тому +1

    Love the enthusiasm

  • @mkay1388
    @mkay1388 9 місяців тому

    Proving they need 20 writers for a 5min intro

  • @CowboyHatsAndKuchen
    @CowboyHatsAndKuchen 9 місяців тому +3

    Is Jimmy Fallon being held against his will? 🤔

    • @Fahrenheit4051
      @Fahrenheit4051 9 місяців тому +1

      Always has been. 🌎👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

    • @WeighedWilson
      @WeighedWilson 9 місяців тому

      He's locked himself in a closet.

  • @Joeljaboy
    @Joeljaboy 9 місяців тому

    perfect tone for this review. Lmaooo

  • @taurusteelpan
    @taurusteelpan 9 місяців тому

    It looks like a part of your soul died while watching the podcast.

  • @benjaminjohnson8531
    @benjaminjohnson8531 9 місяців тому

    I love your reviews! Ill seee you next week can wait to see who is next on the review list!

  • @Timic83tc
    @Timic83tc 9 місяців тому +1

    YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY I GOT BUGS IN MY TUMMY

  • @user-cj1bz6fe5p
    @user-cj1bz6fe5p 8 місяців тому

    Dude. Hilarious. Keep this content coming.

  • @captaindropkik
    @captaindropkik 9 місяців тому +1

    I also loved it, with my human emotions

  • @godoftwinkies574
    @godoftwinkies574 9 місяців тому +1

    Why were their walls so empty? Are they working from the garage or did they lose all their money already?

  • @amiasg9305
    @amiasg9305 9 місяців тому

    The drool made me laugh so fckin hard

  • @trublgrl
    @trublgrl 9 місяців тому +1

    I swear, the name is even ripped off from James Adomian's "Enigma Force Five" from the Comedy Bang Bang podcast. (Which is actually very funny.)

  • @MrGarlandSnow
    @MrGarlandSnow 9 місяців тому +2

    Sf5 all look like different kinds of lesbians

  • @larrycanupp411
    @larrycanupp411 8 місяців тому

    I wonder if Jimmy Fallon will get drunk and yell at an intern on the podcast.

  • @quirkasaurussaurus2896
    @quirkasaurussaurus2896 9 місяців тому

    i bet those writers are shaking in their boots realizing how at least _this_ "Strike Force 5" podcast can go on without writers!!

  • @mandytomson1218
    @mandytomson1218 8 місяців тому +1

    Shows the need for writers!

  • @fenner1122
    @fenner1122 9 місяців тому

    Great review!

  • @IHJello
    @IHJello 9 місяців тому

    It was hard not to click off the video when they the jimmy no jimmy bit

  • @beauxjones8793
    @beauxjones8793 9 місяців тому +1

    The only thing that could make this better is if they brought in James Corden.

  • @PlaestinianNaziDeporter
    @PlaestinianNaziDeporter 9 місяців тому +5

    It's like the View but without testosterone.

  • @megandolimpio6579
    @megandolimpio6579 8 місяців тому

    Lol dead eyes

  • @ezekielbrockmann114
    @ezekielbrockmann114 9 місяців тому

    Wait how many months has this been going on?
    I didn't even notice them gone!

  • @zg-it
    @zg-it 9 місяців тому

    Batch Ew1741?? I'm Ew1645. It's such a Small wooooorskhshjrbjsgoooooorld. Sorry, stroked a bit there. Worth it.

  • @AxxmorbidfloristxxC
    @AxxmorbidfloristxxC 9 місяців тому +1

    Jesus Christ I drooled a tiny bit right when Danny wiped drool from his lip. That clip is insidious.

  • @RandomCommentHandle
    @RandomCommentHandle 8 місяців тому

    You and Ryan need to do a movie. Start a Gofundme.

  • @mikedangerdoes
    @mikedangerdoes 9 місяців тому

    How many Polish Chucks could a Polishchuk chuck, if a Polishchuk could chuck Poles?
    ...Ever heard that one before? Pretty original, I bet.

  • @jonathantatum8474
    @jonathantatum8474 9 місяців тому

    How does Danny not have more subs???

  • @zatara11
    @zatara11 9 місяців тому +1

    lol lol

  • @masterofrockets
    @masterofrockets 9 місяців тому

    This has been one of the mos reviews

  • @ItoHiyori
    @ItoHiyori 9 місяців тому

    Ryan Reynolds’s does have really nice jeans that look like dress pants though…

  • @annwethenorth
    @annwethenorth 8 місяців тому

    Brilliant

  • @Peiguypad
    @Peiguypad 8 місяців тому

    Who's tryna do a "The Stroke Force 5" podcast parody 😂😂🤔

  • @hgf44876
    @hgf44876 9 місяців тому

    I mean... I did try. Genuinely. I thought: "na I'm being unreasonable and prejudice, I'll give it a go".
    It's generally shit. They're just talking about how there heard a funny joke or were in a funny situation at some in the past.

  • @sethrogaine
    @sethrogaine 8 місяців тому

    Strike force Five is 5 black fistings

  • @MessierCode_45
    @MessierCode_45 9 місяців тому

    Nice shirt. ✊🏻

  • @clemfandango5908
    @clemfandango5908 9 місяців тому

    First guest will be Brie Larson

  • @juanantonio6867
    @juanantonio6867 9 місяців тому +1

    How about THE VIEW FORCE FIVE?

  • @DewkChronic
    @DewkChronic 9 місяців тому +1

    These people probably got someone in their ear to 1up the other guy because they are not suppose to be friends. If they 1 up the next guy then maybe their ratings will go up. I'd love to see what a chat would look like on the live.

  • @darkstarofmars
    @darkstarofmars 9 місяців тому +1

    It’s really not called five guys or anything else that makes any real relevance, but a reference no one cares for wtf!

  • @michaelfairley538
    @michaelfairley538 9 місяців тому

    😂

  • @prozac623
    @prozac623 9 місяців тому

    More like The Five Deadly Venoms.

  • @Nippless247
    @Nippless247 9 місяців тому

    Dude looks wasted 😂😂

  • @lscizml
    @lscizml 9 місяців тому

    danny is the only funny man i take seriously.

  • @gefiltefist2088
    @gefiltefist2088 9 місяців тому

    What happened to thefirst four strike forces?

  • @thefriesens1071
    @thefriesens1071 9 місяців тому +1

    They sound very vaccinated.

  • @marywealth6475
    @marywealth6475 8 місяців тому

    I've been going around putting counter-bashing comments on right-wing oriented UA-cam pages that have been knocking this podcast. However, this guy Danny actually has some unique comedic quality to him such that I can't feel good about trashing him. He's kind of like the meth-zombie version of Norm McDonald.

  • @Jan6thsurvivor
    @Jan6thsurvivor 8 місяців тому

    Danny, sincere question, do you regret getting the vaccine now via hindsight? My father got two doses and regrets the heck out of it, I’m afraid he’ll clot soon. Love you on the Boyscast, hope your health is tiptop too!

  • @deepzone31
    @deepzone31 9 місяців тому

    ...and don't forget to get your 8th booster!