That headphone story reminded me of that story from r/askreddit where they asked people who have killed in self defense how they feel about it, and a dude told the story of when he almost didnt hear his wife getting raped because of his noise cancelling headphones - he found out ten minutes into the rape and went down and shot the dude. Anyway so that's a horrifying story. Watch out for those noise cancelling headphones, people.
Yup, the rape had been going on for about ten minutes by the time there was a lull in his game and he heard muffled crying, and a mans voice. Got up, grabbed his gun, dude had his wife at knife point and was raping her and saying he'd hurt their infant daughter too, when the rapist heard someone coming up behind him he spun around and OP shot him twice, and almost got in legal trouble for killing the guy. You can read more stories if you google "redditors who have killed in self defense" it's a dark but extremely interesting thread.
There's a couple at my university and the guy has vibrant green hair and the girl has bubblegum pink hair. They had their hair dyed like that before they started dating. I really want to post a picture of them to r/cosmoandwanda
O2L Forever dry meat in your garage then. Normal enough. I have some relatives who are hunters and they skin and gut animals in their garage, and sell the meat to a locker that makes jerky and other cuts of meat. They may or may not keep the fur. Deer jerky is really good.
Klaus-Erik Krönkvist What is that? A game that doesn’t work? You know what works*? SCP: Secret Laboratory; It is a free game and is currently being updated by the creators! Playing it is fun, not just because you can interact with awesome** people but also because of the fact that you can control everything. Play local with your friends or join a server with mostly 20* slots. Check it out now for FREE on steam! I am not associated with Hubert or his company. I am not influenced by the studio. *Bugs and performance are being worked on until the game will officials reach its final state. **~seems about right often~
I can actually relate to r/carbage. My friends dad has a hoarding disorder, and gets very angry when we throw his stuff away even if it’s literal garbage. Their house and car are filled with trash, and they don’t own a single garbage can
I think it’s a great game but I think they have a game that is a game that I will probably be doing but right now I think they have a game that is a game that I will probably be doing it again because I can’t even play with my friends because they have no money to buy it because they are doing something that they have to pay to play and the people are doing something that they are not to play with or something.
@@fizzmo6740 you are a robot right of the new York City on the internet cause a lot of stupid kids in the youtube comments and I don't understand you Ok then You are so annoing the only think good luck of my way out alive sorry for not good at it was a song and someone is in a series of the new York City on the internet cause a lot of the new York City on better than her mouth and you are a robot right of my way out alive sorry for not a lot of The Blood
Yeah, usually when someone gets hit so hard their shoes come off it isn't a good thing, there's a lot of force involved and they can get hurt very badly or even be killed. When I was in high school a homeless man tried to walk across the highway. As we watched a car hit and killed him. His shoes stayed at the impact spot but his body flew about 50 feet away. Poor man, I hope he died on impact and didn't feel it.
Just discovered you a few days ago. You're awesome!! I hope you keep it up, love the daily uploads. I've never watched ads for anyone before now... hope it helps even though it might only be 1/100th of a cent
real talk about that tick thing though: my mom has one of those and she talks it up so hard. it definitely works? i dunno how to explain. if you’re looking to get some ticks out easily, go for it.
I love how you say “let’s go” and then I feel like I took a short walk to the next subreddit, and we are all just looking through a glass like at the zoo. 😂😂
I tend to watch your videos before bed becaise i enjoy your sense of humor and it's relaxing. But a side effect is that it leads to some of the most fucked up dreams. XD
7:03 And then it was discovered that H. pylori prevents childhood asthma in small amounts, and the antibiotic craze he started had caused millions if cases of asthma.
It's really sad how many people there are like the guy at 9:00. They're so oblivious to how worthless their existence is that they think wanting a trophy wife is okay but a trophy wife with standards is the devil.
"SS"
S for Spongebob
S for Sandy
Jessie_Lynn_475 SpongeSandy squarecheeks
Jessie_Lynn_475 or s for sos
Jessie_Lynn_475 that's not the worm, it's his tongue!
Jessie_Lynn_475
..but why?
Jessie_Lynn_475
SS:
-Schutzstaffel
Or
-Slazo Sluts
I watch your videos instead of showering.
*Because your water is so clean*
I wish this was a legit way of showering lol
*music kicks in*
*_10 OUT OF 10 WOULD RECOMMEND DRINKING THIS WATER_*
EDIT:Holy shit 22 likes?
👌👌👌
Yee McGee cLeAn
damn that water looks *_C L E A N_*
The noise cancelling headphones review is classic and I LOVE it
You know,you can just put any headphone, earphone,earbuds or airpods to max and it will be sound cancelling
That headphone story reminded me of that story from r/askreddit where they asked people who have killed in self defense how they feel about it, and a dude told the story of when he almost didnt hear his wife getting raped because of his noise cancelling headphones - he found out ten minutes into the rape and went down and shot the dude.
Anyway so that's a horrifying story. Watch out for those noise cancelling headphones, people.
Yup, the rape had been going on for about ten minutes by the time there was a lull in his game and he heard muffled crying, and a mans voice. Got up, grabbed his gun, dude had his wife at knife point and was raping her and saying he'd hurt their infant daughter too, when the rapist heard someone coming up behind him he spun around and OP shot him twice, and almost got in legal trouble for killing the guy.
You can read more stories if you google "redditors who have killed in self defense" it's a dark but extremely interesting thread.
Gatica what headphones ? These big one or little one ?
this is EXACTLY why i never choose noise cancelling headphones tbh like i was even surprised to learn that people want them. i guess im too paranoid
Annika M one yike
Bro I'm self conscious as fuck about my headphones now, thanks for that. Oh my god.
00:46 silly slazo, here come the naughty soothouse children to borrow ideas
Blackrain7070 true
Blackrain7070 true
Blackrain7070 true
True
*SILLY SLAZO!*
There's a couple at my university and the guy has vibrant green hair and the girl has bubblegum pink hair. They had their hair dyed like that before they started dating. I really want to post a picture of them to r/cosmoandwanda
Ariane it's so great they had it like that before they started dating. Unintentional Cosmo and Wanda.
Ariane perfection
Cute :D
They're prolly gonna collab on a rap album soon with that style lmao
So *THEIR* the protagonists of splatoon 2?
Quality content. H E L L O LAMEN AND GENTLEDIES. 💝
The Angelina Jolie girl is a makeup artist. She didn't have surgery.
Don't forget to drink your cyanide thats a relief
slazo why cant we see your dog
Fishan Chips *we want to see the dog*
Niamh Carroll *right there*
"Maybe people will think you are a serial killer, a psychopath?" No, no it's completely normal to dry meat in your car. Who doesn't do it?
Strange Creature What if you don’t have a car😔
O2L Forever well then use oublic transport ti dry your meat!
O2L Forever dry meat in your garage then. Normal enough. I have some relatives who are hunters and they skin and gut animals in their garage, and sell the meat to a locker that makes jerky and other cuts of meat. They may or may not keep the fur. Deer jerky is really good.
I don't appreciate you calling me a lamen I prefer the term *ramen*
*You are what you eat*
Trees trees You called?
H E C C
you're an animal 👌😂
Trees trees what about lamien? They're pretty good too IMO
☆☆☆ 3/5 stars
Would recommend this video to other people.
⭐ 1/5 stars
Didn't give this video 99 stars
I give ⭐1/5 star to this comment for not providing enough info.
★★★★★ 5/5 stars
Such a creative comment I hate my neighbors dog
🍆 you eggplant killer i hate you
★★★☆☆ you mean?
I identify as a lamen, thank you for recognizing our existence
dylxn grxce considering I've ran into you in multiple comment sections, I'm referring to you as that everytime I run into you.
AnnaMac is okay
Lol okay
AnnaMac is okay
Just wait until Jason Y. shows up
I must agree, nobody ever acts like we are real. Many people identify as Lamens, and they need to be recognized :^)
Us lamens need to stick together
That beetle was really scary
SamthePanda its cute
SamthePanda I saw something even more terrifying and disgusting
it's alright once you get to its last stage
Wait,, why was Michael freaked out by that huge bug if he's Australian? Shouldn't he be used to big scary bugs? 🤔🤔
dylxn grxce Australia isn't real. He's a paid actor who got out of character.
Vítor Soares i know right?
The people don’t want to understand the only truth!
Surprisingly, Just because you're familar with getting sick or getting paper cuts doesn't mean youd be willing to do it as a casual activity.
woooooosh
Majestic Potato aw boo
Uhh slazo quick question, are you single?
berthathebeluga he makes reddit videos for a living, what do you think?
EDIT: stop liking my dumb reply
You sound thirsty af 😂
m3tr0idgrl can u blame them tho?
*No one pays attention to the name* :^)
Lauren yea.... im older than him so finding him attractive would be weird for me 😂
Hey kids don't play with fireworks. Let the adults who have been drinking for the last 9 hours do it
Obi-Wan Kenobi Funny, AND original!
General Kenobi! You are a *1*
XD
Had a bad day. Bought a dlc that didn't work but your video made me cheer up. Thanks lad.
Klaus-Erik Krönkvist What is that? A game that doesn’t work? You know what works*? SCP: Secret Laboratory;
It is a free game and is currently being updated by the creators!
Playing it is fun, not just because you can interact with awesome** people but also because of the fact that you can control everything.
Play local with your friends or join a server with mostly 20* slots.
Check it out now for FREE on steam!
I am not associated with Hubert or his company.
I am not influenced by the studio.
*Bugs and performance are being worked on until the game will officials reach its final state.
**~seems about right often~
Fizzmo bless you
also get that dlc repaired lol
joy ess well that's what im trying to do
you're welcome
@@fizzmo6740 fuck yeah man! Spread the word!
Purple and green
I mean pink and yellow-
Dammit
Worldfinder I i was looking for this comment.
I’m really vibin to the transition music bro
Kelly Fagan yeah dude i was diggin it too and i found it...it’s Rocket Girl by Lemaitre
This boi out here sweatin it with all these uploads
Lucy G yay you’ve got a pic of the hottest girl ever
7:27 that was proven to be fake
Really? Where?
"Purple and green"
"Pink and yellow"
you're handsome
ik
Thanks for the compliment. You’re also handsome.
😏
Adriel Z thanks for sharing, bye
Adriel Z thank you, Kanye, very cool
Slazo doesn't know his colors spread the word
Right? He kept calling all that brown stuff pink and the green stuff yellow. Crazy. Poor Slaz.
Colours*
• KaseInPoint • it’s a joke calm down pal
• KaseInPoint • AT LEAST TAKE THE HINT ___PAL___
I can actually relate to r/carbage. My friends dad has a hoarding disorder, and gets very angry when we throw his stuff away even if it’s literal garbage. Their house and car are filled with trash, and they don’t own a single garbage can
How is this video 10 minutes long? It felt like only 3 minutes passed
BROO IKR
Ewww kpop stans😂😂
Lmfao so true hahahaha omg
The kpop fans fucking group
Oh no the k-pop fans! I can never escape them!!
"Superchad"
A suprising addition to my quotations, to be sure,
But a welcome one.
Thanks!
You made my day once again.
That comment from Mr.Obvious at like 9:00 about the superchads fucking killed me omfg
Hard XD for this one man.
y e s
Yesn't
*Y E S N ' T*
*h e c c y e s n ' t*
I swear to *_-god-_*
Say heck one more time and you're getting banned from my minecraft server
is it a Christian Minecraft server?
If it’s ‘SS Slazo’ like subreddit safari slazo... shouldn’t there be 3 S’s in the hashtag not 2?? 🤔
Kelly Fagan its a portemanteau or whatever so no
Kelly Fagan
Subreddit slazari
I recommend checking out r/totallynotrobots
Chicago Canine
Probably full of mark zuccerburg pictures
He already did.
me me big boy
Toasty the Toaster me me big boy?
*me* me big boy!
ME ME BIG BOY!
Meme big boy, MeMeBIG BOY!
Toasty the Toaster actually reported
#HailtoSSlazo
I think it’s a great game but I think they have a game that is a game that I will probably be doing but right now I think they have a game that is a game that I will probably be doing it again because I can’t even play with my friends because they have no money to buy it because they are doing something that they have to pay to play and the people are doing something that they are not to play with or something.
what.....
Yeah
ruby kurosawa 10/10
@@fizzmo6740 you are a robot right of the new York City on the internet cause a lot of stupid kids in the youtube comments and I don't understand you Ok then You are so annoing the only think good luck of my way out alive sorry for not good at it was a song and someone is in a series of the new York City on the internet cause a lot of the new York City on better than her mouth and you are a robot right of my way out alive sorry for not a lot of The Blood
My newts will be having their birthday party tomorrow, will you bless the water in their tank Father Slazo?
Update: their birthday party was today and they had a great time 👍 🦎🦎
Your outro music always makes me really happy and feeling positive after a video of things that make me lose hope in humanity, so thank you
3:40 rip Robby rotten 1975-2k18
Yeah, usually when someone gets hit so hard their shoes come off it isn't a good thing, there's a lot of force involved and they can get hurt very badly or even be killed.
When I was in high school a homeless man tried to walk across the highway. As we watched a car hit and killed him. His shoes stayed at the impact spot but his body flew about 50 feet away. Poor man, I hope he died on impact and didn't feel it.
Really? Congrats on SS Slazo!
Tomorrow belongs to you, mein Freund!
I LOVE YOUR OUTRO SONG!! It’s like my new fave song
Rest in peace, Robbie
2:30 that reminds me of those amazon question answers that are like “Sorry, I don’t know the answer to your question.” Then don’t answer it.
hello lamen
DEAD BOI *respect lamen*
M'lamen
lamen
DEAD BOI don't forget the *gentledies*
ah yes the genteladies
Just discovered you a few days ago. You're awesome!! I hope you keep it up, love the daily uploads. I've never watched ads for anyone before now... hope it helps even though it might only be 1/100th of a cent
Loving this series:)
SS Slazo. Please make this a fan art
Slazo WHERE'S THE DOG
real talk about that tick thing though: my mom has one of those and she talks it up so hard. it definitely works? i dunno how to explain. if you’re looking to get some ticks out easily, go for it.
My chemistry teacher met the guy at 6:58 cause of her research on the bacteria before being a teacher
All the Lemaitre songs just make my heart happy
What was that funky tune in the transition slides?
Lelouch Lamberouge rocket girl by lemaitre
You are a brave soul to investigate the shadowy corners of Reddit. Makes for interesting videos however, so well done.
*So where is Shrek’s absolute size?*
I love how you say “let’s go” and then I feel like I took a short walk to the next subreddit, and we are all just looking through a glass like at the zoo. 😂😂
Wait did the guy in the slide die?
Only Slazo would make a Gru joke about human-comparison rather than a dick joke
Stay Slazzy
Rip Robbie Rotten😢
My favorite part of your videos is the lil surprises at the end
RIP robbie
Slazo:"It's not even funny it's horrible"
me:laughing my ass off to hell
Holy frickballs that guy at 2:07 looks like Casey Neistat
What is the song called?
Lol I went to the comments to find that out as well. I've heard it everywhere
For the Damaged Coda - Blonde Redhead
Shadow Dragon I really appreciate that you found the song❤️❤️❤️It was stuck in my head for a whole day. Thank you 😊
Same guys xd thx
I FINALLY FOUND ONE! A Slazo video with the outro still intact!
im actually here early wow ily slazo
If anyone is wondering what the subreddit transition music is, it’s Lemaitre - Rocket Girl.
*This is a video.*
Spoons Are Occasionally Made Of Metal this is a comment
this is a reply
This is a comment noting the fact that it is indeed,
a comment.
No this is patrick
Your content has really improved . Its funnier than before 👍
roses are red violets are blue despacito 2
Ha jokes on that last guy. You have to get offers to be able to reject them!
Accidental shoe | || || |__
Pajamapants Jack im so sorry for your | || || |_
0:01 that looks turns from true happiness to depression real quick
is anybody else the 27th viewer?
VulcanSpawnWolf yea
VulcanSpawnWolf yeeee
Yep
Mee
VulcanSpawnWolf yep!!
*laughs* "It's not even funny, it's horrible!"
Uh, you sure that SS bit wasn't accurate, Slazo?
Bring back bonus meme
Ave Kek! *B O N U S M E M E I S D E A D*
*G E T O V E R I T*
Mika and Jack the dogs yay I WONT ACCEPT IT YOU'RE LYING YOU FUCKING GANGSTALKER
E
I wake up like ok don’t binge slazo today.... and here I fucking am! You’re so damn funny.
"Where did these girls come from?"
Slazo: "I relate; this is how I feel after becoming a UA-camr."
Best part of the video 😂
Rip Robbie rotten
I tend to watch your videos before bed becaise i enjoy your sense of humor and it's relaxing. But a side effect is that it leads to some of the most fucked up dreams. XD
7:56 at least we know who to call if we ever are to make a live-action Corpse Bride movie
Notice me clean water daddy
I got so excited when Familiar came on during this video
-SSlazo- *SubSafari*
Ah I love these :) Thanks for showing me (/us) all these new subreddits btw :))
r/hilariousanimaldeaths
7:03 And then it was discovered that H. pylori prevents childhood asthma in small amounts, and the antibiotic craze he started had caused millions if cases of asthma.
Last time I was this early she left me.
0:32 Welp.....looks like i might need to change my name, what a wonderful thing to know
*Slazo stole my series. I started Subredit Safari*
6:42 this dude Skyped our school for some reason and for going to his presentation we were rewarded a cupcake, epic.
Your dog barking sounds like the sand bird level in Mario Sunshine
Whoa, right when you were talking about the guy drinking bacteria that gave him stomach ulcers, a mountain dew ad popped up!
Slazo color blind
One liek = one Waluigi in smash bros ultimate
Yimmy Nutren smashes like
Colour*
No it's color
nevermind it depeds on where you live
Jack needler .
Depends on where you live, they spelt it right
okay. I don't normally enjoy these types of videos, but you make it work. #Subscribed
Wait. 27 views and 34 comments and 108 likes? What’s the deal slazo?
willistheminecraft UA-cam lag.
It's slazos fault entirely. He's ruined UA-cam itself. How dare he.
oof
I like how you still use Lemaitre music for everything.
I’m gay.
The Little Guy That Could Neat
The Little Guy That Could stop
The Little Guy That Could I'm not
The Little Guy That Could ur mom gay too
I'm bi.
Hey Slazo I’m from the US and I wanted to wish you a happy 4th of July!
You must do r/ShakuSwag
It's really sad how many people there are like the guy at 9:00. They're so oblivious to how worthless their existence is that they think wanting a trophy wife is okay but a trophy wife with standards is the devil.