ASMR Silently unboxing Russian Military MRE
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- Опубліковано 6 жов 2024
- Hello there,
In this video I'm silently unboxing another military ration. I hope everyone of you will be able to find some of the sounds relaxing :)
Btw. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all of you guys!
Here are some more videos with MREs I've made so far:
1. Kazakh: • ASMR I feel so sorry f...
2. Canadian: • ASMR Canadian MRE
3. French: • ASMR French MRE
4. USA: • ASMR US Military MRE
5. Polish: • ASMR Unboxing a milita...
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Here are some more videos with MREs I've made so far:
1. Kazakh: ua-cam.com/video/hO73ccEsyq0/v-deo.html
2. Canadian: ua-cam.com/video/sjINASdAQyo/v-deo.html
3. French: ua-cam.com/video/h5s20CBN_e4/v-deo.html
4. US: ua-cam.com/video/x-jX3C_9Os0/v-deo.html
5. Polish: ua-cam.com/video/hSIfADSHHmg/v-deo.html
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all of you guys!
Every time I pass the US Army MREs at our commissary, I think of your videos. 😆
I love these MREs
Could you please make a video like that, but with Spanish MRE? If its posible
ASMRSurge pls do one with the German MRE, the EPA
Where do you even get them?
2:54 - sugar white
3:50 - solid alcohol(Hexamine fuel tablet
)
4:58 - applesauce
5:39 - chocolate bar
5:55 - cream
7:48 - tea
8:50 - apple jam
9:17 - pate
9:31 - squash caviar
10:09 - beef stew
10:31 - meat with green peas and carrots
10:45 - rice with chicken
11:30 - pepper
Grindewald Are you Russian? Ты русский?
@@ЯЛистик-й6п yeap, ага
Гугл переводчик ?
Где галеты
@@comrvt9515 галеты выглядят как печенье, я подумал что и так понятно будет, плюс как они по английски я понятия не имею =D
Thats probably the nicest MRE packaging i have every seen. It's so smooth and with such a pleasing color, plus it comes with a handle. Sort of life a gift bag.
A gift bag from a really really shitty conference lol
@@camez2345 or one of those collage free lunches you get when you go to orientation.
Come to Russia and see this “shit”
@@zhr1r He/She said from a really really shitty conference, not Country.
@@Duelkitten well its better than my school lunches
Ah yes, the national Russian delicacies of Brown Paste, Orange Paste, White Paste, Brown-Orange Paste, White-Orange Paste, and Mush.
Russian astronauts' menu is mainly pastes as well. Borshch paste, cucumber paste, vodka paste... :)
@@Lionman177 vodka was invented in poland and it shouldnt be synonymous with russia
@@Lionman177 ohh, my favourite vodka Morosha...... Just try this and you in paradise.....
@Schibitun нифига эти не понимают))
Я такое каждый день жру, мама как наварит блядь уххх сука
>Russian
>Silently
Now that’s a rare combination
Sadly, russian commentators here are not. It's a shame that the loud ones are quite often the dumb ones.
What are you talking about? Have you ever seen asmr videos in Russian? Or even studied or heard the language? It doesn’t sound like Klingon or whatever you think.
Glory to Russia he was probably referring to counter strike global offensive russian players.
@@Conquerorsmindset I am russian myself and what I meant was how the majority of talkative russians on the internets are quite aggressive and leave some really bad impression of our people. Like, look at the dude a few posts above this section.
I wasn't saying anything about language itself or ASMRtists. They are pretty fine.
Oh, okay.
So Surge. You N E E D to get a proper watermark on your videos, there's a whole channel re-uploading your videos and telling people that say that in their comments to f off so yeah. You also should get rid of that persons channel somehow. Just so you know.
Edit: I recently looked through my liked videos to find one was gone. I looked through my subscriptions only to find one was missing. THE FAKE ASMR SURGE
(I subbed to keep an eye on how quickly they re uploaded the videos) I'm glad it's gone, but there are still others out there I've forgotten the name of that you can hunt down. Just so you know.
What's the channel's name?
It's sad and frustrating how someone could re-upload other people's content so easily since the original video does not have a watermark. :/ I wish that person won't re-upload someone else's hard work, may I know the channel name?
Why didn't you tell the Name of the Re-Uploader?
Probably to keep attention away from him, I don't know who tho
Our Asmr
HAHAHHA, JOKE ABOUT USSR. Soviet Union died in 1991. Now it is Russia, Ukraine, Belarus, Kazakhstan and lots of republics. You need to learn geography (sry for bad English, im russian)
Пользователь Google the ussr is somewhat of a joke in america so that person was making a little joke
ссср в Америке шутка, так что этот человек шутил
извините за плохую грамматику я использовал гугл переводчик
@@micahhradil2551 okay
Yes our
zkmj russia is not communist, maybe you should look at the time and see that the ussr is not a thing anymore
I always knew you were steve MRE!
your already here ;-;
dab on em i am early to this comment
OH HELLO THERE
The ninja who lived
Come to die..
BOI
I see you everywhere
Omg this is so professional.
I bet, in 20 years from now doctors will be prescribing asmr
They wont be prescribing a drug.
Also it‘s free so the pharma industry womt do it
@@pizzarand for now...dont give them ideas
@@pizzarand All medicine are drugs, so they pretty much do it all the time.
20 years? How optimistic of you.
О, русский ирп, вери интересно)
Зато очень не вкусно,ели знаем.Я таким даже собаку не кормлю_)
@@zapzap7686 Хован вроде одобрил
@@zapzap7686 Соглашусь. Нам такие выделяли на учениях, было тяжко. Особенно в полях.
А чё икра такая странная?
Приветик))
Tfw you don’t wanna sleep but ASMRsurge uploads
I could never not want to sleep lol
What means tfw?
@@nomenenimipsumloquitur it stands for "that feeling when"
Well, that's one luxurious MRE package. Nicely done, Russia.
It isn't really
@@shiinway It is. Better than some of the other packages he has opened. Two meals, three sorts of toppings, two jams, candy. The only thing missing is a box of raisins.
@@chemicalpoisons German and American MRE is 10 times better
@@Maurice1 Haven't seen the German. And no, I think the Russian is better than the American.
@@chemicalpoisons Hm
Самый каеф, когда совершенно спокойно читаешь названия составляющего и думаешь "лол там вряд ли будет написано что-то по английски, тип, КАК"
А потом он показывает их перевернутыми 11:02
На английском всё же было," STIMOROL" - 3:27 😄😄😄☝
Он поляк, русский ему не так сложно понять
там не сахаре написано баширский мясокомбинат)))))))))
@@creep_megamixes Так вот почему был привкус мяса)))
Press F to pay recpect. You very nice. (I’m Russian. Bad English🙃)
F
Anton Gornak well your pretty good at English
F for this video and F for this comment. Good English!
Hey Anton, I’m English but I’m learning Russian and can read a good bit of Russian. Would you be interested in just emailing back and forth together so that you could learn English better and I could learn Russian better? Thanks man.
Anton Gornak f
Как много русских сразу стало.
Паштет нежный, почему я так ору
Для нежных офицеров.
чево блять /ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\
Нежно разъедает желудок
не ты один))))
@Mr. Stilker MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
My stepdad gave me an MRE to eat when I went camping. I didn’t understand how some of the stuff in there worked because I was really young, but it was still really good 😋
Lonely Shoelace whsjsjs is your photo by chance from mahou shoujo site- i-🤧
The Russian is strong in this comment section
Fr
sadly
Конечно)
I’m with you my fellow obese slightly racist but really sexist American
*cocks Ar 15
Let's make it less Russian
Мазать шпик на галеты это конечно сильно
Мистер Миксер а на что там его еще мазать? Галеты в сухпаях заменяют хлеб
@@GodzuGodzuGodzuдумою что он имел в виду что кто вообще шпик ест просто так (хотя думою эго так и нада есть, просто многий брезгуют)
Bonjour je suis française et c’est pour te dire que la qualité du son est magnifique c’est un plaisir de regarder tes vidéo
@Garry Williams au contraire Elle est trés belle la vie xD
@Garry Williams Une idée d'où provient ces rations par hasard ?? :')
@Garry Williams il me semble qu'il est polonais
Ema Poirel c'est magnifique
Ema Poirel j' aussi
my cat (she's 4 months old) is very active and hard to calm down. Every time I put on an ASMR video, she gets distracted and falls asleep or just sits and watches with amazement. Thank you :)
Hi! I'm Korean. I like to hear your Asmr video when I sleep. Please film Korean MRE? I am not good at English, but I wrote it down! This sentence and the one in front of it are on the translator's 😄
(I'm south Korean!!)
well google did a good job translating
It’s a spy!!!
@@jacksonoates8108 i am too, james
@@jacksonoates8108 It could be anyone!It could be you,it could be even me!
@@willingguy9392 true
I've been waiting for you to do another MRE unboxing🤗🤗🤗🤗I enjoyed every one you've done. So relaxing.
Суровый челябинский шоколад
#Вика_Unicorn этот шоколад ешь не ты,а он тебя ест.
Кто
Суровый Челябинский кофе, взял, асфальт оторвал, в кипятке помешал и пьешь
У меня сразу музыка из нашей раши и слова "Мы живём в России" в голове всплывают)
Вернулся сюда спустя год, очень было неожиданно найти свой комментарий:)
20:28 that's some strongass chocolate. Or extremely stale. You even struggle to break it and left it alone lol
In Soviet Russia, you do not break chocolate in half. Chocolate breaks you.
@@edensghostband Your teeth first tho
I really missed your crazy funny descriptions
Whether intended or not, this video helped foster more empathy in me for people trained to kill. Thank you and I hope you have a Joyful New year!
Thank you for this amazing video. I really appreciate it. This is one of my favourite ASMR videos.
FYI in some moments you can see that it actually slightly expired (was packed 9th of August 2016 and expired the same day 2018) which means some of its contents suppose to look/taste better then is was showed in the video, but still good showcase nonetheless (after all we're here for the sounds, aren't we?)
*whispers* "lets get this on a tray........nice" :)
Where’s that good jam from babushkas home?
Tfw all most the comments Russian and you feel left out
If only I could copy comments for google translate
I usually use Universal Copy on Android
Lmao
9:43 are you hungry? :D
Вы хотите кушац*
It’s all fun and games until you are starving
Yeah, I hear it too
Inner warning, something like “DON’T!”
No, I am Harley :V
Легендарный сухпаек, который кто только не вскрывали
When you tapped that box it felt like you were tapping my eardrums🤩
I thought it was a Jeffery star pallet for a sec 😂😂😂
LMAOOOOOOO
Tea
-wish I could respond with a gif because I have the perfect one-
💀
u little blind
Smh
Спасибо за этот обзор!😄
You know, I miss the days where you had the most creative stories in your description boxes. I loved reading them, and it caused me great sadness when you stopped. Please don’t stop making great content too!
This is probably the best Asmr I’ve seen.
Yaaaaas another one of these, I love your MRE videos
I absolutely love these MRE videos! I just recently binged all of the other ones for the second (or more) time. There's something about the mystery of it for both the unboxer and the viewer that just makes it so interesting, and the sounds are amazing. I was so excited to see this video come up in my notifications. I love it!
“FOR MOTHER RU-“
“Quiet!”
“Oh, sorry. *whispers* For mother Russia!”
“ *also whispering* For mother Russia!”
For *leans to the other microphone* mother *leans back again* Russia
*Between both microphones.*
_Blyat._
Мать Россия.
After whispering "For mother Russia!" they whispering the national anthem of russia
Terrible, overused, unfunny meme.
I have been waiting for a year since the last mre Asmr....
Goddamned I'm hyped
The quality is so good, you deserve so much views & followers !!
24:23
Я так орал с этого прям немогу
XD
Зато звуки отличные х)
Прогресс не стоит на месте!)
МММ, вкусный кофе
Видно что Российский кофе!
@@sh3devr алкогольный кофе *
Very relaxing sounds! I love it when you do MREs! I hope there's more in the future! 😀
this was the best asmr i saw in a while, those cookies sounded like rocks, and i loved the matches
Почему кофе похож на гудрон?
Он и по вкусу не похож на кофе...
@@luvu7331 да и на гудрон тоже
Стоп... Так это не кусок асфальта завёрнутого в пакетик?
Влага попала каким то образом и растворимый кофе растаял и застыл
Omg I just searched for Russian military ration asmr and it's fresh and from the best asmrtist o:
I don’t get tingles from MRE packaging usually but the sounds MRE packages make are so good
Where is vodka?
In you ass men )))
Douuuuu
Это стереотип, не все пьют водку и это набор военного!
@@Сарделька-м1д, не понимаешь ты юмора однако
И балалайку забыли в комплект положить.
Хочу выйти замуж за его руки......
Ууу, опасно
Они тебя задушат)))
Yay! These videos are my FAVORITE thing to fall asleep to.
Been waitting for this unboxing on this channel :P
The quality of your videos is amazing!! I appreciate the effort man ❤️ thank you for helping me with my anxiety!
Yes I love your mre videos they are the best asmr videos on UA-cam thank you very much ❤️❤️😍😍🙏🙏
Вы тоже орнули, когда он вверх ногами 2-е блюдо нам показывал?
@@TheDaddyfatsux поляк.
Ай, как смешно, абассаца прост)))))))
Unfortunately, this military set has expired, I hope you have not eaten it :))))))
Wow I use to be obsessed with watching people open old military MRE’s and now I’ve found this. I’m so happy rn
The quality of sound is different every time I see it. I love it. I like the sound of combat food the most, and I can't take my eyes off the video. I'll look forward to the next video.
Absolutely perfect ! I love all your unboxings military ASMR vidéo !
God that was just what I needed, thanks !
This video is basically an MRE review but his parents are sleeping
Well, at least you get something to eat here. That would last for several days.
When I look at the US rations, damn...there is barely any stuff in there.
THATS A WHOLE *_BREAKFEAST, LUNCH, AND DINNER_*
I was just thinking only a couple of hours ago that I was really hoping you'd do another MRE unboxing! Automatic thumbs up!
ETA: I'm not sure how I feel about how many unidentifiable pastes and pates this particular MRE has. XD
It is written there: not for a sale
That is funny moment that you can officially buy it from military
Amazing quality, as always. Keep up the good job!
This is exactly what I wanted to see
Где водка?
На расфасовке еще приняли)
Посмотри под задницей, кажется, ты на неё сел ..
@@karinamoney8188 О, спасибо. Наконец-то нашел)
Путин выпил до того как отослал
@@vnezemnoebogatstvo34 пхпха у менЯ - то как раз таки есть вагина, лол. Пролет по фронтам.
I always love these unpacking type of videos on your channel!!
as a person who ate this MRE, I will say that it is not so delicious. I could only eat half of it, and I fed the rest to the stray dogs. especially awful there cookies (biscuits). they are made as if from construction glue, suka blyat'
mostly tasty was only sweet. some drinks, mashed apples and peaches. the main food was really measuring, haha. I thought I'd eat normally. in the end the dogs ate.
many in Russian write that "how cool, this is our MRE", but there is nothing to be proud of.
давайте обоссыте но не бейте
Женек Фесюн чем гордиться, если все просроченное, закаменело аж
@@ryanhorseling2652 да блин я же ел не просроченный ИРП
I’m not sure what it is about your videos but they always make me feel safe. Thanks.
Кажется, с кофе что-то не так
Пластилин подсунули
Просрочка
Какое кофе?
@@badgeroff2508 То, которое в этом видеоролике. Ты хоть туда попал?
Вода попала:)
Can I just take a moment to thank you for putting all of your equipment in the description. Even down to the XLR cables.
well this video might not age the best
This video is fine. This is pre everything.
5:44 lol the chocolate is already expired
Merry Blyatmas everyone
УРА! Дождался наш сухпаёк, спасибо за отличное asmr
Просрочка патруль
I got an asmr ad instead of a loud ass home and auto insurance ad!😄😄😄
You can tell with his reactions he’s just like
“What the hell is this?”
I’m also assuming he can’t read Russian
I like the sound of somebody Silently unboxing Russian Military MRE, but silently shooting an AK is even better
Походу абсолютно весь бюджет страны уходит на армию.
Сергей Савельев на просроченные пайки? Заебись вздутую тушенку и говядину есть наверное :)
@@ryanhorseling2652 зато сколько их
Не только на армию
@@ryanhorseling2652блять он купил просрочку потому что дешевле гораздо, или вообще бесплатно списанную отжал, бля что за тупые люди, хуйню какую то увидят и теперь "вся армия ест просрочку", "вся армия нищая", сук вот тупо 50% глупого субьективного населения россии во всей красе, цель жизни-обязательньо что то засрать, даже если не знаешь что это, откуда и почему
Максим Горбоносов жесть у тебя бомбануло
Alright let’s get this out onto a tray... NICE!
No picture of Stalin?
But that’s what keeps the Russian fighting spirit!
Putin
No...
Stalin.
teramine 32 you’re not slick at calling me a “pindos” buddy.
@@teramine5466 он ничего плохого не сказал 😂
@@эдс-к6к ну тогда ладно
Your videos are always phenomenal . Love these !
Из какого века эта коробка, если в ней лежит Стиморол?
Не знаю, где они берут стиморол, но его реально туда кладут
Его просто на век вперёд закупили
В Калининграде этот стиморол продают в каждом магазе наверное , орбит реже встретишь ахахах
он во всех ирп, норм жвачка, нечего особенного
Так везде же эта жвачка есть
Знал бы он как Пригожин на них наживается)))
this had me in a trance
Стимиморол , досихпор помню этот вкус, эх...
И это говорит мистер пончик?
Хехе, ага)
Виноградный
Сам Путин прислал
Прислал просрочку)
К чему стёб над Путиным?
ИРП "Новичок" от шефа
||-//
Может сказал ?
this actually made me feel hungry lol
16:29
Братишка я тебе покушать принёс
This is probably my favorite MRE out of all countries
My Brain: Don't say it.
Me: Time for a delicious Soviet snack.
Знаете, это очень забавно рассматривать то, как другие люди не понимающие русского пытаются понять что и где
It looks terrible but could be cultural cuisine, does it taste good?
@@davidlacroix8344 idk i dont tried to eat that thing.
@@davidlacroix8344 cultural cuisine cannot be a fast-prepare dishes like this
@@davidlacroix8344 It's delicious I've tried
Срок годности 50 лет назад закончился хаха
Там датировано 2016 годом
@@sanko3328 он из будущего
24:45 да, братан, не удивляйся, это кофе
Alright, let's get this out on a tray. Nice!
+уважение от русских
Wow, just wow. От самих русских то. Заряд патриотизма.
Кому всралось уважение рабов?
@@lilpsych0229 Рабов?) Уроки сделало-то?
@@lilpsych0229 ахаахха,почему рабов,обоснуй свои слова...