Trump and Biden are NOT the Same, Syphilis Skyrockets and We Need Ben & JLo to Work!

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  • @tuckerbowen4626
    @tuckerbowen4626 4 місяці тому +102

    "CAN'T _ONE_ THING WORK OUT ON THIS PLANET?!"
    god it was cathartic to hear someone else say it

  • @ed.is.undead4420
    @ed.is.undead4420 4 місяці тому +173

    I think if you could hear what the inside of my head sounds like, it’s just Kathryn Hahn screaming.

  • @egypt9723
    @egypt9723 4 місяці тому +294

    How many magas does it take to change a light bulb💡None 45 will claim he did it & maga will be cheering in the dark🌚

  • @Lesbian-in-action
    @Lesbian-in-action 19 днів тому +21

    Someone check on Kathryn….

  • @Hippitidippity
    @Hippitidippity 4 місяці тому +139

    I won't voting for a convicted felon or a convicted rapists are you kidding me why are we even having this as an option

    • @randyhowey7414
      @randyhowey7414 4 місяці тому +5

      Seriously !! I still have a tough time with it being Real. 😢

    • @TheJohnny928
      @TheJohnny928 4 місяці тому +3

      IKR? SMH 😡
      🕊❤️🇺🇲

  • @evelyntelese8485
    @evelyntelese8485 4 місяці тому +100

    One way Biden and Harris 💙🕶💙🕶💙🕶💙🕶. For PRESIDENT n VP 2024 .❤

  • @BarbaraC02
    @BarbaraC02 4 місяці тому +181

    Riding with Biden 💙💯👍💯💙

    • @Drnaynay
      @Drnaynay 4 місяці тому +1

      @@BarbaraC02 Wear a helmet!!

    • @Blondie472
      @Blondie472 4 місяці тому +1

      It's sure to end in a crash..

    • @ethor7676
      @ethor7676 4 місяці тому

      Riding with Biding

    • @tuckernaughton
      @tuckernaughton 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Blondie472 Trump bankrupted a casino but go off sis

  • @sharonireland7244
    @sharonireland7244 4 місяці тому +304

    I wouldn’t vote for any of Epsteins closest friends

    • @Alptraumification
      @Alptraumification 4 місяці тому +4

      So for... nobody in politics.

    • @yowie369
      @yowie369 4 місяці тому +12

      ​@@Alptraumificationnobody is tied to him as much as Stinky

    • @AccelerateYourSuccess
      @AccelerateYourSuccess 4 місяці тому +7

      @@yowie369 rfj jr. was on his plane 2x that we know of.

    • @Blondie472
      @Blondie472 4 місяці тому

      Don't worry Clinton's not running..

    • @TheChach
      @TheChach 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@yowie369Show me that there is no one with closer connections. That is a wild claim that I don't think you can support.

  • @jalapeno_baby
    @jalapeno_baby 4 місяці тому +36

    Kathryn killed that Neurotic news bit!

  • @LethalSaliva
    @LethalSaliva 4 місяці тому +15

    7:07 "Can't you at least pretend...for me!!!"🤣🤣🤣

  • @margaretcopley7663
    @margaretcopley7663 4 місяці тому +168

    We got get behind Biden and Harris.

    • @margaretcopley7663
      @margaretcopley7663 4 місяці тому +3

      You know if something really helping to Biden, Kamala get to be next and then you get new VP.

    • @HyperGnar
      @HyperGnar 4 місяці тому +2

      The fact that you can't even form a coherent sentence shows your true intelligence

    • @Drnaynay
      @Drnaynay 4 місяці тому

      @@margaretcopley7663 Actually, if you look at the countless clips from the past several decades, apparently Biden likes getting behind other people.
      Great choices America has!!

    • @jamesfry4058
      @jamesfry4058 4 місяці тому +1

      @Tessmage_Tessera Bob

    • @Blondie472
      @Blondie472 4 місяці тому

      I'll gladly get behind them as they walk the plank..

  • @charliealden9355
    @charliealden9355 4 місяці тому +88

    She’s 50. What a Bebe. Vote blue! Love you dems :) 🎉

  • @sheldonmarcotte8392
    @sheldonmarcotte8392 4 місяці тому +246

    Trump not knowing what is project 2025 is like saying he doesn't know who the father is of Don,Eric,Ivanka, Tiffany and Barron.

    • @williamsills5102
      @williamsills5102 4 місяці тому +16

      HE PROBABLY DON'T

    • @DefensisIndus
      @DefensisIndus 4 місяці тому +3

      Y'all sound like QAnon with COVID

    • @MariaMartinez-researcher
      @MariaMartinez-researcher 4 місяці тому

      Specially when you read the policies of his platform, Agenda 47. Wikipedia has them ordered by subject. Most of them are either similar, or identical.

    • @loladelmar130
      @loladelmar130 4 місяці тому +12

      The first 4 are his, the last? Not so sure! 😂😂

    • @itspersonal3351
      @itspersonal3351 4 місяці тому +13

      We learned his tactic during his trial. “DENY DENY DENY”

  • @debdraudt8128
    @debdraudt8128 4 місяці тому +230

    No matter who…I am voting BLUE!🌊💙🌊💙

    • @thebeastgamer8256
      @thebeastgamer8256 4 місяці тому +8

      Me too

    • @lytlechamberlain761
      @lytlechamberlain761 4 місяці тому +2

      It was weird watching the UK election results & having to remind myself, 'No, don't worry. It's fine. Red is good on this map. They mark the right-wingers in blue on that side of the pond.'

    • @NateandMary
      @NateandMary 4 місяці тому

      Yes!!

  • @misspm8157
    @misspm8157 4 місяці тому +130

    PRESIDENT BIDEN IS DOING A GREAT JOB N A GOOD GUY. RIDING W BIDEN 💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙

    • @TheJohnny928
      @TheJohnny928 4 місяці тому +2

      "FOUR MORE YEARS!!!"
      🕊❤️🇺🇲

    • @Sandi-ke9mi
      @Sandi-ke9mi 4 місяці тому +1

      I have that on a T-shirt, riding with Biden❣️💙🇺🇸🥰

  • @PatriciaFigueiredo-fx8cq
    @PatriciaFigueiredo-fx8cq Місяць тому +6

    I could watch Kathryn Hahn all day

  • @HippieSoul77
    @HippieSoul77 4 місяці тому +157

    Trump for prison! Lock him up!

  • @Shea3224
    @Shea3224 4 місяці тому +394

    I would vote for Biden over trump anyday!! 💙💙

    • @kendrabarnes6873
      @kendrabarnes6873 4 місяці тому +24

      💙💙💙💙💙💙😊

    • @thedaveandjimshow3809
      @thedaveandjimshow3809 4 місяці тому +27

      I said I would vote for a sack of potatoes to keep Trump from a second term. Didn't know they would offer up a sack of potatoes for real. Poor guy should have retired years ago.

    • @wgooetrik
      @wgooetrik 4 місяці тому +10

      ​@@thedaveandjimshow3809he ran to beat trump.

    • @DebbieOnTheSpot
      @DebbieOnTheSpot 4 місяці тому

      TDS is real

    • @phyllisneal8687
      @phyllisneal8687 4 місяці тому +12

      Yes❤ BRILLIANT! JOE has done so my, for our country

  • @clqudy4750
    @clqudy4750 4 місяці тому +112

    Thank you, Guillermo...well said!
    And I'm voting Biden even if he's a luke warm corpse! 💙

    • @Drnaynay
      @Drnaynay 4 місяці тому

      @@clqudy4750 But isn't that a sad reflection on where America is these days? That these are the choices and reasons for voting?
      America could have had a truly great race between, say, Nikki Haley and Pete Buttigieg. But, no luck.

    • @Surge1077
      @Surge1077 4 місяці тому

      Is a luke warm corpse really the best the Dems can offer? If they gave voters a better option, they would win by a landslide.

    • @stephenkennedy8305
      @stephenkennedy8305 4 місяці тому

      Well. Let use third party logic. A vote of support for Biden is a vote for Trump.

    • @Angela-v9s2m
      @Angela-v9s2m 4 місяці тому +2

      ​@@Drnaynaynimrata is trump in a dress. Riding with Biden

    • @yvonneleach9650
      @yvonneleach9650 4 місяці тому +1

      In a coffin, better than trump!

  • @isaganipalanca8803
    @isaganipalanca8803 4 місяці тому +180

    Biden / Harris 2024!!!!!! All the way to the Oval Office!!!!!

    • @stephenkennedy8305
      @stephenkennedy8305 4 місяці тому +4

      No, replace him with an electable younger candidate.

    • @Angela-v9s2m
      @Angela-v9s2m 4 місяці тому +3

      ​@@stephenkennedy8305Biden/Harris 💙

    • @williamsloggy5144
      @williamsloggy5144 4 місяці тому +2

      Harris / Biden in 2024 for the win.

    • @john33333
      @john33333 4 місяці тому

      @@stephenkennedy8305That’s why we have a VP. Harris is significantly younger than Biden or Trump, so what is your issue?

    • @charlesjurgus
      @charlesjurgus 4 місяці тому

      @@stephenkennedy8305 Vote for the old man... it's important.

  • @jarl4206
    @jarl4206 4 місяці тому +18

    I’m so excited for Agatha all along. Deadpool schmeadpool.

  • @FA-hr4or
    @FA-hr4or 19 днів тому +4

    Yk she played Agatha too well that she still acts like her 😂

  • @Democracy982
    @Democracy982 4 місяці тому +81

    Rides with Biden

    • @marykaybrewster
      @marykaybrewster 4 місяці тому +5

      Rides with Bides OR Riden with Biden

    • @TheRealcdawg22
      @TheRealcdawg22 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@marykaybrewsterIt probably was autocorrected.

  • @Dr_1212
    @Dr_1212 4 місяці тому +357

    Stop the stupidity
    Trump For Prison 2024

    • @zaksmith4523
      @zaksmith4523 4 місяці тому +19

      Dump tRump 2024. Bye-Don!!!!

    • @cindycarpenter2407
      @cindycarpenter2407 4 місяці тому +17

      I agree trump for jail where he belongs😅

    • @cindycarpenter2407
      @cindycarpenter2407 4 місяці тому +14

      ​@@zaksmith4523cool I'm with you on that prison where he belongs 😂

    • @stephenkennedy8305
      @stephenkennedy8305 4 місяці тому

      But with the Supreme court decision, he cannot go to prison.

    • @DSAK55
      @DSAK55 4 місяці тому +3

      You can't fix Stupid, you can only contain it

  • @ivo4357
    @ivo4357 4 місяці тому +17

    I'm waiting for trump's reaction "what do you mean, sex doesn't cost any money???"

  • @christophercrowder872
    @christophercrowder872 4 місяці тому +29

    I'd vote a literal turd before I voted for Trump. However, has everyone forgotten that Reagan had Alzheimers for at least the last 2 1/2 years of his second term and the country ran just as well as it did before that? THAT is why the Civil Service is so important.

    • @DailySource
      @DailySource 4 місяці тому +2

      I’m super surprised the news media has not reported this key fact every day until the public understands it. Please keep posting it.

    • @DailySource
      @DailySource 4 місяці тому +2

      I haven’t seen even one news outlet mention it even once. Also the Republicans frequently said it didn’t matter if the president had Alzheimer’s.

    • @65cupcake
      @65cupcake 4 місяці тому

      @@DailySourceI think all the newscasters are too young to remember it.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 місяці тому +26

    At least the missing panels in the floor let those passengers watch the wheel fall. Musta been pretty neat.

  • @luziel3071
    @luziel3071 3 дні тому +1

    “Let’s hear from Kathryn in the field”
    *Kathryn screams*
    Yup that’s me 24/7

  • @theteob689
    @theteob689 4 місяці тому +16

    Humped by Trump 🤣 LOVE IT!

  • @Iknowknow112
    @Iknowknow112 4 місяці тому +3

    “ can’t one thing work out on this planet “😂😂😂

  • @zabdi.24
    @zabdi.24 Місяць тому +1

    Having Kathryn was brilliant! You got to love her ❤

  • @Mark-tz6ie
    @Mark-tz6ie 4 місяці тому +2

    . . . "Jared from Subway" . . . Flat out brilliant.

  • @Democracy982
    @Democracy982 4 місяці тому +30

    Felon trump wants wheels to fall off as long plane's keep to schedule

  • @suichingyuen2100
    @suichingyuen2100 4 місяці тому +7

    Good point: are you going to leave your kids with your elderly parents; or, are you leaving them with Jarod from Subways? Ridin' with Biden.

  • @charlenemack7040
    @charlenemack7040 4 місяці тому +54

    I want Jimmy Kimmel back ASAP!

    • @marco2709djr
      @marco2709djr 4 місяці тому +1

      yeah...love Kathryn, but...oof😵‍💫

  • @Alejandra-gr6ik
    @Alejandra-gr6ik 4 місяці тому +21

    Love you, Kathryn!!

  • @YUmMies24
    @YUmMies24 4 місяці тому +9

    🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦doesn’t want trump either,,, vote blue , vote Biden/Harris 2024💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

  • @hayeonkim7838
    @hayeonkim7838 4 місяці тому +159

    All Trump needs is to go to jail he's a criminal anyway 😂😂😂

    • @COSun25
      @COSun25 4 місяці тому +8

      I wish that it could be over & done with already.

    • @DebbieOnTheSpot
      @DebbieOnTheSpot 4 місяці тому

      What did he do?

    • @zaksmith4523
      @zaksmith4523 4 місяці тому +7

      @@DebbieOnTheSpot Nothing according to every blind Republican.

    • @DebbieOnTheSpot
      @DebbieOnTheSpot 4 місяці тому +2

      @@zaksmith4523 give me one factual crime.. try real hard

    • @HyperGnar
      @HyperGnar 4 місяці тому +1

      All you need to do is pipe down and sit down

  • @RAnDoM_eDiT904
    @RAnDoM_eDiT904 Місяць тому +3

    I LOVEE KATHERINE HAHNNNNN OMGGG

  • @vcarter0723
    @vcarter0723 4 місяці тому +2

    "Hey, honey, look! I think I can see a bird right below the plane!"
    "Huh? Oh no, we're on a Boeing so that's actually a wheel. If you look on the other side, you can see the door that just fell off too"

  • @kendexter
    @kendexter 4 місяці тому +32

    Those 36% must be the Maga cult

    • @kendexter
      @kendexter 4 місяці тому +2

      @AnieMay-r3g Get help please. start with your doctor. .. legend as a wannabe dictator

  • @MemphisDC
    @MemphisDC 4 місяці тому +37

    How quickly we appreciate jimmy…

    • @intentionallyleftblank7286
      @intentionallyleftblank7286 4 місяці тому +8

      I just appreciate that he sets us up with replacements while on perpetual break. The other late night hosts don't even bother.

    • @SteveL-KY
      @SteveL-KY 4 місяці тому +5

      Katherine is one of the better guest hosts.

    • @waryaawariiri1812
      @waryaawariiri1812 4 місяці тому

      ​@@intentionallyleftblank7286The other show hosts do not take two and half months off as Jimmy started doing this after Covid. I think Jimmy is paying from his own cheques to these guest hosts. I don't know how ABC is allowing since viewership inevitably goes down.

    • @ginaragone7035
      @ginaragone7035 4 місяці тому +1

      Best to stick with comedians . Hope Wanda Sykes and David Spade are in the lineup

  • @lelandford9683
    @lelandford9683 4 місяці тому +30

    Kathryn Hahn doing the news... seems like it might be a great idea to have her do a few episodes of The Daily Show

  • @mothealien
    @mothealien 4 місяці тому +6

    VOTE BLUE 2024 VOTE BIDEN/HARRS 2024 our way of life and our democracy depends on it.

  • @minumoto2101
    @minumoto2101 10 годин тому

    Im glad I decided to watch this, even though I can't stand Jimmy Kimmel. Kathryn Hahn is a national treasure

  • @vstar7196
    @vstar7196 4 місяці тому +24

    I wonder if Kathryn likes Matt Damon.

  • @Myonlytribalchief
    @Myonlytribalchief 4 місяці тому +10

    Kathyrn Hahn is so funny. love her

  • @steelerscountry4849
    @steelerscountry4849 4 місяці тому +8

    I'm riding with Biden!

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@DanyarJaaldanthat's a vote for Trump.

  • @CourtxSea
    @CourtxSea 4 місяці тому +3

    Give Hahn a show!!

  • @gabrielekstamp9838
    @gabrielekstamp9838 4 місяці тому +4

    She is doing a great job

  • @josephinechloe6210
    @josephinechloe6210 18 днів тому +2

    Kathryn Hahn I love you

  • @heirrose1606
    @heirrose1606 4 місяці тому +1

    wanted an "I'm melting, melting....melting!" instead on that heatwave report

  • @Shea3224
    @Shea3224 4 місяці тому +21

    She does look like Idina Menzel especially tonight!! 💜💜

  • @tompeace7907
    @tompeace7907 4 місяці тому +5

    At a rally recently in Doral, Florida, Trump was trying to put Biden down for utterances that Biden had made... but Trump displayed multiple cognitive mistakes during the rally itself. The news media needs to report on things like that.

  • @joancooney7724
    @joancooney7724 4 місяці тому +11

    Humped by Trump 😂😂

  • @plucas1
    @plucas1 4 місяці тому +13

    She spent $100,000 a year for a Drama degree, and now she's a famous millionaire actress doing a TV show drunk and still getting paid for it. I'd say college was actually a good investment there.

  • @katherinehunter9526
    @katherinehunter9526 4 місяці тому +12

    Wahoo, siSTAR love you, Kathryn Hahn.
    Congratulations on spicing up the show for Jimmy Kimmel this week!
    GR8 job KH!
    🎉❤😂💃🏻💫

  • @barbaratruitt9484
    @barbaratruitt9484 4 місяці тому +7

    This family is Voting for Biden. 💙🩵💙🩵💙🩵💙🩵💙

  • @Jenny_Oblivion
    @Jenny_Oblivion 4 місяці тому +3

    You are doing a great job & glad you’re drunk with power 🥳

  • @CryingIsntAnOption
    @CryingIsntAnOption 4 місяці тому +6

    "I don't care about you " - DJT 2024
    VOTE BLUE 💙

  • @brianhageland9951
    @brianhageland9951 4 місяці тому +7

    I miss Jimmy

  • @SpiderLynk
    @SpiderLynk 4 місяці тому

    This was a great monologue! Some super funny moments!!!

  • @lashendawest7509
    @lashendawest7509 4 місяці тому +20

    We love your show jimmy kimmel and your guest host kathryn hahn

  • @ge2623
    @ge2623 4 місяці тому +1

    "Syphilis Skyrockets" is an awesome band name.

  • @FriedGatoraid
    @FriedGatoraid 4 місяці тому +5

    Yo I can’t watch till jimmy comes back! Dang man

  • @corgising5606
    @corgising5606 4 місяці тому +15

    I miss Jimmy.

  • @Imhexed
    @Imhexed 4 місяці тому +9

    If this was done to make me miss you even more...it worked 😑

  • @COSun25
    @COSun25 4 місяці тому +3

    You guys are so quick with the uploads while this episode is still playing.

  • @casswritesstuff
    @casswritesstuff 4 місяці тому +6

    i NEED kathryn to do more of this because i've been laughing since last night, i love her so much!!

  • @vswangren
    @vswangren 4 місяці тому +4

    Kathryn, I think all that money on your college degree was worth it.

  • @kennethlai6364
    @kennethlai6364 4 місяці тому +5

    The witch in Wanda Vision!

  • @VSVickery
    @VSVickery 4 місяці тому +4

    Oh my! I thought cousin Micki was hosting! 🤣

  • @roxc.507
    @roxc.507 4 місяці тому +5

    Loved it!

  • @marykaybrewster
    @marykaybrewster 4 місяці тому +15

    Who cannot LOVE Guiermo?

    • @pinkyrose6307
      @pinkyrose6307 4 місяці тому +5

      Guillermo yes!

    • @birbluv9595
      @birbluv9595 4 місяці тому

      He is dependable. He is funny. He can carry off the silliest bits. I appreciate Guillermo so much.

  • @drumbum3.142
    @drumbum3.142 4 місяці тому +11

    Captain Fantastic, Afternoon Delight, and Tomorrowland for the Win. 👍👊🎭
    P.S. - might be the only one who thinks so but this Lady is *Awesome* At This,! 👍✨️🌟

  • @paigesettar2543
    @paigesettar2543 Місяць тому

    😂😂😂 I love neurotic news bit!

  • @Dj_Acacio
    @Dj_Acacio 4 місяці тому +1

    That Katherine outdoor report 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @fundifferent1
    @fundifferent1 4 місяці тому +7

    I was one of the people yesterday who said she sounded drunk. She sounds a lot better tonight, which convinces me she was definitely tipsy yesterday.

  • @nicksushkevich
    @nicksushkevich 4 місяці тому +12

    bring back Martin Short!

  • @amarachibigelow8178
    @amarachibigelow8178 4 місяці тому +15

    After this I am convinced that Kathryn Hahn needs her own comedy show. She is so funny

  • @thebeastgamer8256
    @thebeastgamer8256 4 місяці тому +2

    8:15 chad gable or jey uso when he realizes that the Wyatt 6 are coming to raw every Monday and the music started 😂😂😂😂

  • @Pekupekaya
    @Pekupekaya 4 місяці тому +1

    I love that Witch!

  • @Pille22
    @Pille22 4 місяці тому +1

    Neurotic News was great! I wanna hear something like that every day!

  • @trace5553
    @trace5553 4 місяці тому +1

    Love you Katherine 🎉❤😂

  • @PoisonPrince1
    @PoisonPrince1 4 місяці тому +1

    Who cares about Biden and Trump. I would vote Hahn!

  • @Thehippiecommune
    @Thehippiecommune 4 місяці тому

    I love your delivery, Kathryn. The Biden jokes were good and I appreciate the effort in exposing the orange felon. We need more of that.

  • @gillianwvr804
    @gillianwvr804 4 місяці тому +1

    Why can’t people see that there is nothing joe biden could do wrong that would make me vote for trump or ask him to drop out of the race. Nothing!

  • @crystaal13
    @crystaal13 Місяць тому

    That's the loml your honour 🖤 Kathryn Hahn !

  • @pikeyMcBarkin
    @pikeyMcBarkin 4 місяці тому

    107 heat index today, in MD.

  • @sherifabisiriyu9063
    @sherifabisiriyu9063 4 місяці тому

    THANK YOU ❤❤❤

  • @LissaRes
    @LissaRes 4 місяці тому +1

    Love This!! So perfect

  • @darlinearmendrez213
    @darlinearmendrez213 4 місяці тому +11

    I want Jimmy back. Please Jimmy she's not funny. Vote blue❤

    • @Sam-sz6qq
      @Sam-sz6qq 4 місяці тому

      I never heard of her before ..she seemed fine and yes funny

  • @pedrobolanos1995
    @pedrobolanos1995 4 місяці тому +6

    BIDEN!!!!💙💙💙💙

  • @IWasTito
    @IWasTito 4 місяці тому +9

    Ouch this was hard to watch

  • @jeffbobbalwbs2104
    @jeffbobbalwbs2104 4 місяці тому +1

    Will always vote for a person who doesn't suggest putting bleach in your body

  • @dee_dee_place
    @dee_dee_place 4 місяці тому +12

    I have an AA, ASN, & BSN degree. A friend of mine has a BA degree.
    I retired at 56 (10 years ago) & she is still working a minimum-wage job at 65.
    Go Figure, Right!

    • @BigKahuna-es9so
      @BigKahuna-es9so 4 місяці тому +5

      Well la-di-freakin-da.

    • @pynn1000
      @pynn1000 4 місяці тому +3

      Compare two individuals' careers and "go figure"? Looks like there was no statistical component in your many courses.

  • @douglashardy3408
    @douglashardy3408 4 місяці тому +1

    I can't wait for Jimmy to come back lol and I will vote for Biden no way I'm voting for the orange traitor 💙

  • @shtirlh7825
    @shtirlh7825 4 місяці тому +4

    Even if he was in a Coma.

  • @bluetortilla
    @bluetortilla 4 місяці тому +1

    Stay the course my good American PEEPS. Biden is fine, college is good and democracy will prevail. I LOVE MY PARTY!

  • @thomasw.5344
    @thomasw.5344 3 місяці тому

    J'adore Kathryn means I admire Kathryn ;-)