Talib Kweli - Rapper Adult Fun - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored - Extended
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- Опубліковано 9 лют 2025
- It took a billionaire's opulent birthday party in the Bahamas for Talib Kweli to get his priorities in order.
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Yes 🥰🤣😪 Crying is healthy. Thank you, @billyocean. Mr. Ocean, 😍. #caribbeanking
10 seconds on Google: Oh, you mean the Peter Nygard residence on Lyford Cay in the Bahamas?
Ty for saving me the trouble
I was going to research it but THANKS.... Lol
Not only that. Reading his wiki page you sort of understand this guy hosting crazy secret parties.
Thanks for saving me the 10 seconds brother
😂😂🤣🤣 I love the internet
Dave Chapelle: every musician wants to be a comedian and every comedian wants to be a musician.
He did it
Well, he didn't nail the comedian part, but he is a great musician.
Ahhh. We need another block party
peter nygard, currently facing allegations of running a sex trafficking ring from this island á la jeffery epstein. glad he figured out early that it wasnt his crowd
He is a disgusting man.. And we Bahamians are not fans of his time here in the Bahamas
it was so easy to google who he was referring to lol
Probably all billionaires are pedos/traffickers
he's a conscious comedian too 🤣
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Right
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Rock with the people who rock with you. If you find yourself in a situation where your rocking with people who don't really rock with you, find that one person that rocks with you and maybe leave with them.
"Your day 1s are your A1s" truth man
I bet thats the first time you heard that huh? Hahaha..........A1 since day 1
@@opinionkillah8971 Is this a vinyl reference? I dont get it lol
scrolling down the comments looking for this
T.C. Obichang or maybe they should come first like the first seat on a airplane
Was this a comedy set or a TED talk ? Whatever it was i enjoyed it.
Both
Yeah, this was TED quality. I can see why the guy’s a successful performer.
Ppl come and tell funny true stories
weirdest flex to me man. Dude had one solid joke about the lady remembering she had a kid.
Yeah a great story but not too many jokes
So... as a Bahamian citizen, I can confirm that the Peter --- he is talking about is indeed the fashion magnate Peter Nygård. He has an extremely extravagant house in an expensive housing community called Lyford Cay where he holds constant enormous parties throughout the year. I hear he’s a complete pain in the fucking ass to work for and most people in the Bahamas really fucking hate him because of his lack of concern for our environment.
Update since your post
Yeah he in prison now. Maybe he goes the Epstein way.
This is a perfect example when morals can limit your from great experiences but will make you in to a great person.
Utilising the power of googlefu, I would guess the billionaire is Peter Nygard. He fits the description, lives in the Bahamas, and there is a picture of him with Lionel Richie.
Ding ding ding! You are correct. Ironically he is in the news for some rich people shenanigans. Google him now.
His story is funnier if you replace censored beeps with Dinklage
Glad i wasn't the only one doing that!! lol
Same here.
I actually did that subconsciously
Darryl Williams Jr. But it's not him he said a textile billionaire
I totes was
Now i want Mos Def on this show too!
He got kicked out of an entire continent. You just KNOW he's got some good stories.
Yo top list for sure mos def gotta get down on this 🙌
Mos probably has some dope stories.
Mos is funny for real though
He's good friends with Dave Chappelle
all i could think was Peter Dinklage every time they beeped it out.
Steven Cook lol nope wrong
oh i know haha but thats all i could think of though when i heard it though.
I’m thinking peter Theil. Sounds like Peter Theil bc he’s a known shitlord
Lol that's too funny because I kind of went there too and was like nah😁
Peter Griffin is the man he's referring to
Hey lois
I was thinking that or Peter Pan
Lmaooo
Demitri Solvinski lol shut up
Hey Lois.... Diarrhea! Lmao
"Portland, Oregon is that shit." Lmfao! Lol! This was great.
Represent Portland! love it mayne, Even my fav rapper Azizi Gibson said "Portland is the Atlanta for strippers" haha. low key we got fire strip clubs. and some of the best dank too my dude
Yup he right lol Portland you got strip clubs weed and craft beer lol
🌹 city got 🔥
💯💯💯💯
what you mean casa diablo? i love me some ethical strippin
Casa; home of the bloody 2 dollar bill haha
What happened in Atlanta with Jermaine Dupri and Janet Jackson though?
Zues224 I'm wondering the same thing!
Shit what happened 4 real?
I remember someone telling a story like that, but not sure it was Kwali.
Zues224
Yeah! He kind of just glossed right over that part. I wanted to hear about the dang strip club!
Zues224 that woulda been a way better srory
He's not only a great rapper but also just an amazing story teller...
Most of the best rappers share this quality.
That's actually what great rappers are
YOOOOOO! Did NOT expect him on here!
Who would've?
"I'm here on my own reconnaissance."
Oh i though he said he was on recon and got distracted wondering who he was spying for.
Sad that he meant recognizance.
Y'all ever heard of accents?
@@slantdwave 😭oh its so sad someone mispronounced a word oh won't somebody think of the words😭
@rumpleforeskin73 🙄
Well idk or what it "sounded" like but what I do know is Talib is _incredibly_ intelligent.
“Your day ones are your A-1s” true shit Talib. Good hustle.
I bet there are a lot of MCs with great stories. Bring more on!
i fell off on King Talib. Yo, this man woke up some serious pride in my heritage and my culture that i had no idea i was lackn. I'll be a fan for life.
@rumpleforeskin73 When you're taught to be ashamed of who you are, when there's a whole society oppressing a certain group of people for centuries, don't you think pride is about right?
@rumpleforeskin73 That's because you're white and straight.
@rumpleforeskin73 Are you sure? Nobody in the history of life ever? That's actually true for most minorities.
rumpleforeskin73 lmao as long as the part of your heritage you’re proud of isn’t the part that caused people to be oppressed.. like the confederates.. white people got so much to be proud of from their heritage but they only wanna be proud of the confederates that lost a war? To Americans
Much props to this show for puttiing talib on here. My favorite rapper for many years
Facts
Oliver Gutierrez FACTS!!
it might not as funny as traditional comic, but he doesn't have to be that.
one thing about concious rapper is they all are great at storytelling. it's really compelling to listen to his story.
goldwincs wth u sound stupid
I feel what you're saying. There's a great moral to the story. It was a nice change of pace from the norm honestly.
goldwincs tru
I feel that, his story was captivating
Not really...but thx for playing!
Powerful story. I enjoyed Ari as host and also enjoy Roy. This is about sharing stories and wisdom. Open up to as many people. I wouldn't mind seeing different host every season or couple seasons to get different storytellers.
I feel like as a rapper/musician, you're bound to have plenty of great stories from over the years. Never even thought about rappers doing comedy.
Thumbs up for the Norwegian kid “rock with the ones that rock with you” amen for that
This story had a great message, I don't know why people can't Embrace that positivity. No, it wasn't like traditional stand-up slinging one-liners , but this is supposed to be real storytelling.
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T Graham if you listen you might see that it was a story that really went nowhere but seemed to only be about name dropping and trying to make himself look good. He started with janet jackson and the other man he mentioned but yet he told no story other then that they went to a strip club. Then he mentioned peter nygard a million times. He hints that the two party girls identity must be kept secret but yet we would all know who they were. Let’s not forget how Lionel Richie apparently attaches himself to this guy. His message really seemed to simply be “I’m super famous with a lot of money and famous friends. Know what I’m saying?”
@@katiekat4457 No i don't think you got the point at all he was literally saying all of that information just to say at the end how much none of it mattered because no one there was really actually invested in him like his homies back home basically saying he was at the wrong place and he knew it. I think you are just looking to hate lets be real.
Haven’t seen a single negative comment til this one. Where’re the people you’re talking about?
Word to Talib for shouting out Portland on the strip club tip!!
He tied that up real well at the end
Bring back Blackstar yooo
IIRC They are working on a project right now
I agree what are they doing?
Aren't they doing something with Madlib? Like Mos Def announced a Black Star Madlib collab album coming out soon-ish. Knowing Mos, it's probably going to take a bit more time, but that's still nice to know.
www.reddit.com/r/hiphopheads/comments/7wrs4r/at_the_madlib_show_in_denver_tonight_yasiin_bey/
god fucking please yes please
For touring, yeah, for albums, prefer both solo artists.
This is amazing. Of course talib is funny enough to be a comedian also. Living legend.
I really appreciate this man and his point of view. I lived on that black star album back in the day and his versus on it are inspirational and unlike anything that comes out today. I have a ton of respect for him and his messages. This was a great segment.
Moms stayed blastin Talib and Mos
"uncensored"
*censors Peter -----'s name*
That doesn’t count. I hate when they bleep things like “faggy”. But this is clearly different. Saying “faggy” doesn’t put anybody at risk, this might.
It’s all good bro. I’m just glad I wasn’t a dick about it. Lol
Steven Liddicoat you weren't, bro :)
Goku I had the same feeling. Although it seems as if Talib says a longer name
Probably peter thiel.
This IS a good friday after all.
"Your Day 1 is your A1". Those who where there at the beginning will always be there. Don't turn your back on them or let glamour make you forget them.
Great advice from an OG
I now have a new saying for my daughter. Thanks for continuing to share conscientious wisdom, Sir
Funny how I see this today and the rich guy Peter he talks about just got his business office raided in New York. 2/26/20.
lazyPawdy for real!
Like the police raided it ?
Nah, the MTV show Room Raiders raided it.
Your ability to story tell is that of a professional comedian. Real talk
I know the feels. I've been to really fancy events and end up talking to help because most everybody else is vapid.
Dudes like this always have the BEST stories. Love this ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Talib, Immortal Technique, SaRoc, Tobe and Vinne Paz collaborating on an album is my dream then I can die once I hear it.
gotta add Yasin Bey on there too
@@AtheneHolder 🤔 You are correct.
Definitely not one of the funniest stories on TINH, but still a great story with a strong message we all can choose to learn from.
Who the hell Cares
Rock with the People that rock with you. Rock steady
Kweli, one of the best to ever do it. “A1 since day 1”!
3:55 homeboy on the right knows whats up with Portland strip clubs lol
From the beginning to the end kweli is pure class.
He is not a comedian just has some cool stories there is a difference every one has cool stories not everyone can tell jokes
hes a legendary rapper
dan man okay, what exactly is your point?
Yeah I feel you but did you know that this show is strictly stories story jokes whatever u wanna call it but everyone on here tells stories
The opening...is lit..literally. Just awesome.🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
If a boss treats his workers bad that boss would never be a friend of mine.
I remember walking around the Tower Thistle Hotel in London, 20 years ago, looking for Talib with Mos. Very nice guy.
Peter Nygard lives in the Bahamas and is a millionaire 😂
I likely could not possibly find a person I have less in common with, but, while I'm in no way famous nor have I ever aspired to be, somehow he's got an experience that borders on identical to a few I've had. This guy's story hit's me at the core. Beautiful down to Earth lesson.
He told'd the fugg outta that story. I seriously stayed tuned in. I thought it was a kool story. Fr/fr.💪#blackstar👈
Lol!!!!
"You pickin' the wrong time, steppin' to me when I'm in my Prime like Optimus!" - Talib Kweli
I’m from the Bahamas and all of us know don’t go to The guys house he’s talking about hint he’s Canadian 😂😂
Why not i know he's filthy rich but why.
@@Xynteon it's exclusive
Is he a vampire?
I love the unexpectedly heart warming episodes!!
Concuious comedy
Cyril Lloyd Ahaha
Right
Cyril Lloyd i thought the exact same thing immediately
Cyril Lloyd conscious*
literate comedy.
Fantastically spoken Talib. Because you never know who has how long on this spinning ball. My parents and only child are all dead. So, be there for those that respect you, that love you and have your back. Because those are the people that matter. A good time can always be had, but you or your loved ones might not always be there. Stand up for those that deserve it. You have my complete respect. Now, I need to explore your music, I've been wrapped up in classic and hard rock lately, but I have time to indulge in yours so it's time to send my money your way for a bit. Peace and love.
You won't regret it
Peter Nygard is the guy he is talking about
SpaceG95 how you know
Peter Silencer His parties are LEGENDARY in the Bahamas
damn good work...
@@user-xv6rq8fm8b just google textile billionaire peter.
I love stories that aren’t overly forced humor of just for laughs. This is one of those stories that’s just good for the head and soul
Ahaha ! he's right about Portland , most full nude strip clubs per capita in the U.S. , surprising but true.
What about the quality tho?
Its not surprising. Portland is bummy
Your day 1’s are your A1s 💪🏻💪🏻
that is what being 100% is.
you know there's a part of him that regrets leaving that party and wonders what happened after he left.
I think a bigger regret was doing standup.
One of My dreams is to be on this stage! 🙏
Rare Scense 🎩👑🌟❤️ May Life and Love carry you successfully to this stage
Work hard, brother.
This is crazy, I just put a couple of his songs in my Spotify list, guess I'll have to search for standup sets as well.
Good message at the end
One of the greatest of all time! Can't even believe you got him on here!!
Wasn't expecting Kweli on one of these episodes, but I'm totally tuned in.
Ngl, I clicked because I saw it was Talib Kweli and I love his music, but I definitely stayed for the content
Peter Nygard maybe im not for sure
mans so humble he calls himself arrogant for being himself.....
Somebody needed that deeply. Never settle for less.
IVE DEFINITELY BEEN TO SOME OF PETER *bleeeeep*'s PARTIES IN THE BAHAMAS..LEGENDARY!! (Peter Nygard)
Mitchell Bahamas are they wild n crazy?
I used to listen to Kweli, then I grew up and started respecting my ears more.
🤣 what
The legend 👽🌍🚀 he is dope
This is one of the best stories on here, even though I have no idea who this guy is (though I'm certainly interested in finding out now). It's not got many jokes, or any real laugh out loud moments, but it's really well told and kept me thoroughly engaged and interested.
i feel like this is one of the realest this is not happenings yet.
He threw Portland Oregon some love 🤣🤣☠️☠️👻👻
I love you Talib! :D
Damn! The features on this show is getting better and better every week. He is the first rapper on here
This video has single handedly made going to a strip club in Portland into a goal of mine.
Great story! I seen Talib some time ago back in my 20's at the Showbox in Seattle.
Love tailb kweil
Loved this!!! I’ve listened to some Kweli but didn’t even know what he looked like (my bad). He is such a good storyteller and I can really vibe with this story 😊
0:49 people! You're wellcome.
SkepticalArachnist doing the Lord's work my friend
Strange land?
I dont get it?
Press L 5 times.
He litterly did a minute more then Felipe. 😆 🤣 😂
I’m from The Bahamas he means Peter Nygard
when you watch this after learning about peter nygard's sex trafficking allegations, it's even wilder.
Talib blocked my friend on Twitter lol
Medication102 probably.
Our Founding Liars -- Talib has always been a fucking pussy.
HEY!YOU THERE!WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT OF MELON'S COMMENTS?GO BACK HOME TO THE COMMEMTS BOI!
"I don't need your sympathy/
I don't need your empathy your opinion is not required here/
That's why you're hidin' on the Internet/
'Cause all that nigga shit you're writin' will probably get you fired, yeah/"
- Talib Kweli on Brown Guys
;)
He's very, very sensitive about stuff on Twitter. With that being said, despite his countless replies to obvious trolls and overtly racist dudes, he's usually sensible in all of them, presenting articles and studies and shit, and it's not really like him to block people for no reason, so yeah, your guy probably deserved it lol
Wow. Talib does standup? My mind is blown lmaooooo
I didnt realize i was clicking on a TedTalk when I clicked on this video.
Not stand up comedy, but definitely makes a wonderful TED Talk.
No. It wasn't Peter "Dinklage".
Nygard
This man is truly an inspiration! ✌️❤️
Not a bad story on it's own, but I'm not in it for positive life lessons
I don't care if the story isn't perfect, it doesn't matter to me. I just Love Talib Kweli and Most Def. I've met him here in Ct, we have a Facebook Pic, and Ive seen him perform several times too.
Love that Portland got an honorable mention👌#stripcity
He ain't lying about Portland strip clubs. Alot of fun.lol