@@soys8834 agree with you. Unfortunately anyone can film anything by law, that’s not my issue but making comments and inviting personal comments online of the people he films is bang out of order. If I was security I’d have lost my job by headbutting the chunk.
That last one. The attitude and squeakyness was almost unbearable. Love the little pace up and down at the end as he/she was defending her/his derelict building. 😂
That last one, the poor little Mr/Mrs/Miss/Ms Snowflake was almost at critical meltdown stage. Good job you left before it burst a blood vessel. The perfect job for such a person - guarding a derelict building.
I feel a bit for her, probably she work for £9 per hr and she get really distressed. If it’s some thuggish cop, they deserve that, but that poor lady… AB here fail a bit for me
That last clip, how embarrassing for the Company, she can't control her emotions and thus failing at professionalism during duty. As a "Security Company" you shouldn't put anyone in any paid position that is incapable of calmly controlling the situation when it arises.
I'm a door supervisor and I literally love watching people make fools of themselves and get schooled, this one is just an embarrassment, im not being funny but if anyone wanted to get into that building, there's no way she's stopping you 🤣😂🤣😂
@@ah3690 God knows my friend, the s.i.a has literally gone to shit, far to many shirt fillers about now.. the girl at the end, I feel if someone shouted at her, she wound run off and hide and then phone the po po not try and diffuse the situation.. I would love ab to come to my place of work and audit me hahaha wohldnt be much of an audit tho lmao
@@AuditingBritain prior to watching this video there's an add about vulnerable children. Unreal. Look at the comments in the video AB. It's all bigoted making fun of this young woman's appearance. People are calling her a "thing" one person asked about the "thing" Killing herself. I saw comments saying her dad molested her. You call cops bully boys, what about this? You are ok with this? Seriously? So many terrible comments about her. I am fairly sure this is who I think it is and her life is nothing but hard. She finished chemo, bad relationships, hospital all the time and most he dad to covid. Now just mocked for not looking or acting feminine enough all with you endorsement.
Who thought it a great idea to hire security who start crying on their job. That was really sad to see, she needs to consider a career switch. For a second i was thinking AB was going to hard on the security guard, but no she was just being too emotional (and kinda weird tbh).
Imagine if somebody actually took offense to her rudeness and attacked her... the fact that this being actually beleives they can secure anything is hilarious
Wow!! A 12 year old security guard !! Did he/she get the Hi Power Hi Viz vest as an early Christmas present ?? If that is male , his bollocks haven't dropped 😆
Yo! AB!! I like these videos, so more of this please. That dog handler must look after his dog well by the way he was cleaning its cage. The last interaction was funny, every question by you was getting an answer, it was like a comedy sketch haha. Peace and love you you and all!
"I am protecting a very valuable and important derelict property from possible invaders. It is extremely important to protect it, as it is scheduled to be demolished. What if some miscreant were to defile it? I must prevent this horrifying possibility, so the demolition may proceed while the property remains immaculate. My job is extremely important. It is my goal to protect this sacred ground to avoid the horror of demolishing a property that possesses minor pre-existing defects." 😆😆😆 "Also, since I do not wish to be recorded, I must approach your camera as closely as possible." 🥴 😝
I see loads of these private security vans driving about that look like cop vans. A company near me, Security Plus, you'd have a hard time spotting the difference between their vans and cop vans until they're really close. Why are they allowed to impersonate police vehicles?
@@MoebiusUK yes I'm for real. And clearly, having made the comment, I'm saying they look like police vehicles from afar. The same livery. Or are you one of these secca guys who likes to play as and dress up as a cop, including the vans with blue and yellow squares, dog unit plastered on them, and lights on the roof? Oh wow, wait. Sounds like a police van. And a breach of Section 44, RTA.
Awwwwww that second security guard was great. The dog looked do happy, his tail waggling, it was really love to see. The 3rd security one was a tad rude, maybe when he finishes school he will lose his attitude abit. Thank you for sharing AB, great as always, Jen 💙💛🌟💛💙
As you know of JP, we can see that through loneliness the poor girl is constantly haunted by her own demon's, there is an internal battle going on where her sense of self is being eroded by her real self, real in that it drives her to be who she could be, but right now there is just no firm ground to be found, the attempt to create stability, order and control by accumulating tattoo's hasn't worked, how could it? She is ultimately heading for a breakdown, but as we know this is a blessing from nature as all her presuppositions will burn to allow new growth. In time the poor girl will suffer terribly but it's for the best, if she is reading this then I would say don't worry chuck just hang in there.
So loved that last "little miss scaredy cat" she was well weird, and I burst out laughing when at the end you walked away and said "bye", and she gave you a prolonged demented little wave HAHAHA!!! Keep winding them AB and giving us all laughs 😂😂👍
@@worthwatching9542 they don’t want people going in to steal the salvageable materials. I’ve never seen security on such a small site, they must have something worth guarding in there.
I lost 4 panes of glass listening to the last one. The octaves rose so high that my cat left the room and next door's dog won't stop howling. Now! Back to those windows... Anyway, that boy security guard has got to get back to school soon before lockdown.
That last one was a classic. "I don't want to be recorded" so she thought the best thing to do was walk up to the camera and start whinning about it and being rude. Security? A loud fart would send her running! Some security use reason and communication, some use intimidation, some use threats, some even use force. She's decided to go with the strange tactic of being on the verge of tears.
Love to see more videos like this from the legend AB. That woman was thick as two shirt planks, she points out the CCTV but has issues with others recording.
I will use both as I’m not sure, that male, that female at the end was the type of person who lost the race at school but still got a medal as they get the medal for taking part. Bless him/her.
Yeah roll with em AB, that last Security guard looked like he or she (I don’t know) really needed “to take a moment” 😂. Was like a pissed off Chipmunk!
I feel sorry for these poor unfortunate ignorants being exploited by dodgy security companies wondering if they'll get paid for their 90 hours work this week. Give me an 18 year old with a badge and I'll show you the man.
I think the law on Impersonating Police officers should be tightened to stop the use of blue/white sillitoe tartan, the van is obviously trying to blatantly emulate a police vehicle.
Loved the boy/girl/man/woman/child/kid/girl/boy at the end, a real star!
lady/boy
Which was it?
🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭🤣🤣😭
😂😂😂😂
Creature
The dog handler had more people skills than a seasoned police officer.
The irony of the 'Friends' mask when she was anything but friendly !!!
A jobsworth, C you next Tuesday.
"He"
Masks are a Mind Control Device for the servants and slaves
@@JV33 “it”
@@ronjeremy5826 agreed on "it"👍
Wow, that meltdown was one step away from a "temper tantrum" 😳 😂
You think bullying the girl was funny ?
@@soys8834 agree with you. Unfortunately anyone can film anything by law, that’s not my issue but making comments and inviting personal comments online of the people he films is bang out of order. If I was security I’d have lost my job by headbutting the chunk.
@@face7875 agreed mate
@Lucas Lucas no that’s ur dad bro
@Lucas Lucas no but ur dad might be 😂
If that last security guards voice got any higher.....only dogs would be able to hear it!
Yeh he nearly turned in to a women
She better not get a job with that K9 security company in clip 2 then.
hahaahhahahaha
@@marloneverington
But...it was a women...
@@michaskiba7784 I think he was being sarcastic
That last one. The attitude and squeakyness was almost unbearable.
Love the little pace up and down at the end as he/she was defending her/his derelict building. 😂
She clearly have some issues. . .
@@rymdlego22 she/he*
😃
Was that a woman dressed as a man?
*They
😂🥴 last one what a star. The dog guy was decent and professional more than he needed to be.
Lol dog unit of what so cheesy
The last one was inexplicable. Never seen so much panic😂
That last one, the poor little Mr/Mrs/Miss/Ms Snowflake was almost at critical meltdown stage. Good job you left before it burst a blood vessel. The perfect job for such a person - guarding a derelict building.
She was acting very suspiciously, probably a look out. Just because people have hi-vis on you shouldn't take their word at face value.
😂😂😂
Was going to say the exact same thing. I bet when they saw its CV and interviewed them, they couldn't wait to build their jobsworth army.
🤣🤣🤣 looking after the building incase someone wrecks it before the demolition crew do 🤣🤣 little non binary arsewipe
I feel a bit for her, probably she work for £9 per hr and she get really distressed. If it’s some thuggish cop, they deserve that, but that poor lady… AB here fail a bit for me
"I am calm" screams the strangled cat! Lol
That lady at the end was the spitting image of the Harry Enfield character BRIAN BEWILDERED! Awesome stuff!
The irony of I’m not comfortable being filmed when she states there’s cctv in operation 🤣🤣
😂😂😂👍
The last security guard, doesn't want to be filmed but walked up to your camera and puts on a performance as if she is trying for a BAFTA
why they work a job that faces the public if they dont wanna be recorded
Also points out there's cctv in operation but doesn't like been filmed...
@Genial Harry Grout may be after fully sex change it will be ok to film him / her
" i dont feel comfortable" "its not fair" haha
Ze needed a safespace :)
You're not at Uni now. The real world is scary huh.
@@TheCount66 Ouch!
CANT YOU SEE THE CCTV SIGN?
Feeble little boo hooer 😂
I enjoyed that, three different characters. You crack me up the way you tease them. 😆
That last clip, how embarrassing for the Company, she can't control her emotions and thus failing at professionalism during duty.
As a "Security Company" you shouldn't put anyone in any paid position that is incapable of calmly controlling the situation when it arises.
anybody robbing it would be doing them a favour
Does your dog bite?
No.
Ouch, your dog just bit me.
Not my dog.
Call your dog off.
I can’t.
Why?
I’ve called him Bruce since he was a pup! 😂
My dog's got no legs, it's name is benson and hedges,
I take him for a drag every night.
I'm a door supervisor and I literally love watching people make fools of themselves and get schooled, this one is just an embarrassment, im not being funny but if anyone wanted to get into that building, there's no way she's stopping you 🤣😂🤣😂
How do they manage to pass the exams
@@ah3690 God knows my friend, the s.i.a has literally gone to shit, far to many shirt fillers about now.. the girl at the end, I feel if someone shouted at her, she wound run off and hide and then phone the po po not try and diffuse the situation.. I would love ab to come to my place of work and audit me hahaha wohldnt be much of an audit tho lmao
@Lars Larsson Look it up in a dictionary dumbass
Are the dole giving away free sia badges again ?
@@Alan-sx7tl think hers came out of a kinder egg if I'm honest 😂🤣😂🤣
The last one is part of the professionally offended brigade.
At the end of Take 3 I especially liked the way (s)he started patrolling up and down like some kind of 90s game AI bot.
😂😂😂
@@AuditingBritain prior to watching this video there's an add about vulnerable children. Unreal. Look at the comments in the video AB. It's all bigoted making fun of this young woman's appearance. People are calling her a "thing" one person asked about the "thing" Killing herself. I saw comments saying her dad molested her. You call cops bully boys, what about this? You are ok with this? Seriously? So many terrible comments about her. I am fairly sure this is who I think it is and her life is nothing but hard. She finished chemo, bad relationships, hospital all the time and most he dad to covid. Now just mocked for not looking or acting feminine enough all with you endorsement.
Lol
@@scenecore12 Absolutely *SPOT ON!* Shame on you AB, are you happy with the direction the channel is taking? I won't hold my breath for an answer.
Oh dear . She had a melt down . Thought she was going to burst into tears lol.
Who thought it a great idea to hire security who start crying on their job. That was really sad to see, she needs to consider a career switch.
For a second i was thinking AB was going to hard on the security guard, but no she was just being too emotional (and kinda weird tbh).
If that woman security guard is so wound up by a guy filming just imagine how she would be if there was a person who actually tried to upset her.
Kin hell was that a female
Imagine if somebody actually took offense to her rudeness and attacked her... the fact that this being actually beleives they can secure anything is hilarious
...can you not see, CCTV!? It's being demolished. 😂
The last one really didn't like being filmed standing around doing nothing. LOL
She did not seem to be the full ticket
I know right LOL! She definitely was a weirdo
The Dog handler dog was looking in good shape, keeping his cage clean & the dog look content. Forza A 📸B
The young boy at the end was so upset..😂😉
Haha that last little boy/girl was well funny 🤣
One of the funniest interactions on the channel lol
Wow!! A 12 year old security guard !! Did he/she get the Hi Power Hi Viz vest as an early Christmas present ??
If that is male , his bollocks haven't dropped 😆
I think it’s one of those trans non binary people
@@StorytimePublications obviously it’s a cat m8…
I think its a dodgy woman /man!!!!
@@Domopremo the official term is meowsexual
'it' did .
“Well look after the building then!” AB you crack me up, complete weirdo at the end
"I'm looking after the building." Classic comedy ! BB in Norwich
It's always the wearing a mask outside types 😂
Secret stuff move on. Respect to that private security he looked after that beautiful dog. You could tell he cared.
Mate, I think that was a girl and she had her girlfriend there whilst on the job
He/she comprehensive security is touched in the head pure and simple.
Android human mk 2
🤣🤣🤣 her at the end!!! What a header... so funny
The last clip was the best I must admit, reactor 3 nearly went into total meltdown 🤣
Bird at the end definitely had the painters, decorators, builders, plumbers and carpet fitters in hahah
Bird?
@@ridersrepublic_4017 the “woman” if you’d prefer.
That friends mask is unacceptable and unprofessional whilst on duty at work.
the last thing she/he projected was friendly
The Last one sounds like Frank Spencer,, ha ha love it..
I always wondered what the ' + ' was in LGBTQ+ was . Now I know . Thanks AB you found one ! 🤣🤣🤣
She was going to cry 😂😂
They come in front of the camera and ask why you are recording them.
I love the Belgian Malinois breed very energetic and loves to be worked :)
The security guy with the dog had sooo much patience with you!😄
The one and only AB . Superb as always my man 3 part special. Brilliant
YO 👍✌
The last woman having a breakdown is scared of her own shadow she must have screamed her head off when she had them dodgy tattoos done
What that a woman!?
I thought it was a young lad🤣
Yeah they are really shit tattoos done really badly
@@bumpkinrocks sometimes it's difficult to tell with these snowflake people these days 😂
@@pggp273 It's a woman. Not that you can tell. About the least competent person to be a security guard.
Last one needs a hug, the pacing at the end was really funny. Suggest a Christmas card
@@ElliHarper add an S
@@nnn-ce3wj "Are you assuming my gender?"
Leave Christmas
Its Satanic
@@je-freenorman7787 We don't do Xmas - it's YULE!
@@dirkbruere XXXmas was called Saturnalia
after the God of Saturn / Satan
Santa is an anagram
The person in the 3rd chunk needs a series all on their own! Comedy gold…
that last one cracked me up
The poor person who tattoos the last one must have to wear earplugs.
Ow! Ow! Ow! OOOOOW!
😂😂😂
That squeaky bloke at the end was funny as fuck, top work AB.
Yo! AB!! I like these videos, so more of this please. That dog handler must look after his dog well by the way he was cleaning its cage. The last interaction was funny, every question by you was getting an answer, it was like a comedy sketch haha.
Peace and love you you and all!
unfortunately, the dog just kacked his cage ;-)
Correct. Even how gently the dog handler shuts the door was impressive!
Yea I just don’t agree with him using a choke chain around it’s neck. Should be banned
@@PastaSauce. do you mean prong collar?
That was sooo funny!!! Especially when he/she waved at the end!! 😆 lol
😂 AB you are so funny. The last video.. classic
To security guard - "I am documenting the fingerprints of rude security guards. Thank you for holding your hand up to my camera."
That last guard is the tallest toddler I have ever seen!
the man guarding the soon to be demolished church hall, has the girliest voice ive ever heard
"I am protecting a very valuable and important derelict property from possible invaders. It is extremely important to protect it, as it is scheduled to be demolished. What if some miscreant were to defile it? I must prevent this horrifying possibility, so the demolition may proceed while the property remains immaculate. My job is extremely important. It is my goal to protect this sacred ground to avoid the horror of demolishing a property that possesses minor pre-existing defects." 😆😆😆 "Also, since I do not wish to be recorded, I must approach your camera as closely as possible." 🥴 😝
Beautifully put, unlike our rather nervous young person with the supersonic voice.
I see loads of these private security vans driving about that look like cop vans. A company near me, Security Plus, you'd have a hard time spotting the difference between their vans and cop vans until they're really close.
Why are they allowed to impersonate police vehicles?
@@MoebiusUK yes I'm for real. And clearly, having made the comment, I'm saying they look like police vehicles from afar. The same livery. Or are you one of these secca guys who likes to play as and dress up as a cop, including the vans with blue and yellow squares, dog unit plastered on them, and lights on the roof? Oh wow, wait. Sounds like a police van. And a breach of Section 44, RTA.
That hormone therapy made her emotional
That 3rd fella was weeeeeell squeaky 😂
Him or her and the end is a proper freak!!!
Security plonkers always make good content.
That security guard didn't want any evidence of her still being a girl before her completed trans....formation. lol
Hahha...fantastic. love how AB makes them go around in circles...that's was so funny
What a absolute snowflake at the end 🤣
Awwwwww that second security guard was great. The dog looked do happy, his tail waggling, it was really love to see. The 3rd security one was a tad rude, maybe when he finishes school he will lose his attitude abit. Thank you for sharing AB, great as always, Jen 💙💛🌟💛💙
Isn’t that he a she? The sercurity in yellow jacket was a young lady no?
It doesn’t make any difference to me.just wondering
Jen where do you live your very, attractive I would like to chat to you do you have a email address
Born a man, anyone's guess now
Think it was a she? Can't really tell. Maybe trans?
Yo AB! Australia here! 🇦🇺
Please give us a nice holiday special of all your non aired encounters!
The irony of the Friend’s face covering is epic! I reckon it had a ‘lady’ in hiding in the house - ooooo eeer
🤣🤣🤣 she/he security guard was bloody paranoid good on you AB
Too much of the devils lettuce
Dr Jordan Peterson says that you cannot train people who have an IQ of less than 83. So basically about 40% of the UK population. lol
As you know of JP, we can see that through loneliness the poor girl is constantly haunted by her own demon's, there is an internal battle going on where her sense of self is being eroded by her real self, real in that it drives her to be who she could be, but right now there is just no firm ground to be found, the attempt to create stability, order and control by accumulating tattoo's hasn't worked, how could it? She is ultimately heading for a breakdown, but as we know this is a blessing from nature as all her presuppositions will burn to allow new growth.
In time the poor girl will suffer terribly but it's for the best, if she is reading this then I would say don't worry chuck just hang in there.
Oh boy. The last one was a treat 😂.Very confused individual in many ways.
That last one has really cracked me up AB, this female security guard needs some serious TLC - Get her a thick jacket she needs one 😆
What the hell is that last one 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fantastic😂 😂😂 love watching your videos masks my day.
“Gwarn man, move orn, move orn” love my West Indian brothers, no messing about 😂😂😂
So loved that last "little miss scaredy cat" she was well weird, and I burst out laughing when at the end you walked away and said "bye", and she gave you a prolonged demented little wave HAHAHA!!! Keep winding them AB and giving us all laughs 😂😂👍
Why is she bothering to look after it if its gonna be demolished
@@worthwatching9542 Hahaha don't try to explain that to her, her voicebox will explode... BOOM
@@worthwatching9542 I assume because that's their job 🤦♂️ the owner wants the building free from squatters so it can be demolished.
@@worthwatching9542 they don’t want people going in to steal the salvageable materials.
I’ve never seen security on such a small site, they must have something worth guarding in there.
Love these videos man, addicted
🙏🏼
I thought the last one was going to burst into tears omg
That little girl on the last one, wouldn't be much use in stopping a group of building thieves....lol
maybe its there as a type of alarm with that screechy voice
Find it strange how nobody yet has made the connection between Asguard and Thor!!!
In the Luton police station video the copper did
3rd clip, she shouldn't feel very uncomfortable. She should take your advice and relax. She still can be a wonderful person.
that crazy lady with the friends mash funny hahaha
The last one, male/female, was a total dork! and probably walks past 200 cameras on his/her way home every single day of his/her life.
Some mothers do have em lol security lady I wouldn't leave my cat with her if I had one. 🤣😂
That last one looks like a typical lefty guardian reading, champagne sipping, oyster eating, Naga manshushy type 🌈🤣
The last film with that women was so funny what a carry on.
U really wound up the last one... Blood pressure must be sky high... Sooo funny 🤗😝🤪😜
2:07 Belgian Malinois 🐕... lol the security woman was almost having breakdown 😆
She had some balls to confront you AB 🙍♂️
Love the way she chased her marbles when she lost it!
I lost 4 panes of glass listening to the last one. The octaves rose so high that my cat left the room and next door's dog won't stop howling.
Now! Back to those windows...
Anyway, that boy security guard has got to get back to school soon before lockdown.
That last one was a classic. "I don't want to be recorded" so she thought the best thing to do was walk up to the camera and start whinning about it and being rude. Security? A loud fart would send her running! Some security use reason and communication, some use intimidation, some use threats, some even use force. She's decided to go with the strange tactic of being on the verge of tears.
The fact this tiney whiney girl thinks she is fit to secure anything is crazy, completely detatched from reality
Protecting a building that’s going to be demolished 🤔 in case it gets damaged or broken into.
Think it is to stop squatters...
@@threeducks Have you just made that up?
@@threeducks Probably true, but the fact this girl(?) beleives she can secure anything is beyond me
@@kazzykaioken8873 shes looking to secure a pair of balls 🤯
Tattoo Tess is a a ruff bird! She might be out on probation!
The CEO of lesbians at the end was the icing on the cake ... jolly good show
You asked why does he have a dog? Dude, it says it on the side of the van. Lol
Love to see more videos like this from the legend AB.
That woman was thick as two shirt planks, she points out the CCTV but has issues with others recording.
I will use both as I’m not sure, that male, that female at the end was the type of person who lost the race at school but still got a medal as they get the medal for taking part. Bless him/her.
That custom face nappy says it all.
participation trophy for the wailer 🏆😭
The Jamaican man 'move on move on'🤣
Yeah roll with em AB, that last Security guard looked like he or she (I don’t know) really needed “to take a moment” 😂. Was like a pissed off Chipmunk!
I feel sorry for these poor unfortunate ignorants being exploited by dodgy security companies wondering if they'll get paid for their 90 hours work this week. Give me an 18 year old with a badge and I'll show you the man.
I think the law on Impersonating Police officers should be tightened to stop the use of blue/white sillitoe tartan, the van is obviously trying to blatantly emulate a police vehicle.