I think I just lost my swag (Balatro)

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  • Опубліковано 9 тра 2024
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  • @mekaloton
    @mekaloton Місяць тому +176

    9:13 me flabbergasted at the result of typing 11/10 into my calculator

  • @grantdixon36
    @grantdixon36 Місяць тому +19

    36:28 When the dentist tells me to close

  • @mschuhler
    @mschuhler Місяць тому +7

    27:41 i am trying so hard to figure out if it's a coincidence he said "this is not white stake, this is not-" and then started quoting Whitesnake, or if he truly is the worlds greatest thinker and his brilliance goes unnoticed

  • @vonka5999
    @vonka5999 Місяць тому +57

    1:17 me when im an evil alien who sends down a storm of brains but i feel bad afterwards

    • @jozzzlyn
      @jozzzlyn Місяць тому +4

      1:17 the impulsive witch whose anger problems have been weighing on her heavy

    • @Nikowo1610
      @Nikowo1610 Місяць тому +2

      +2 hoooly

  • @iluxa-4000
    @iluxa-4000 Місяць тому +59

    Getting a brainstorm and losing the next round is so balatro

  • @mw4501
    @mw4501 Місяць тому +40

    45:54 my father reflecting on his deathbed after he couldn't afford life saving surgery

  • @15two82
    @15two82 Місяць тому +10

    3:56 me when i need to solve y - y1 = m (x - x1) where m is the slope and (x1, y1) is the coordinate points of the line

  • @tentimesaday
    @tentimesaday Місяць тому +11

    15:50 "It's the least I can do... Mods get him out of here"
    We are in the peak of the Spicy Streamer Dad Arc

  • @devil__002
    @devil__002 Місяць тому +13

    stuck in an endless loop of checking a new NL video only to find ive already watched the bits and banter

  • @offbrandDavid
    @offbrandDavid Місяць тому +33

    me talking to the lost and found attendant after they ask why i’m there

  • @dekkonot
    @dekkonot Місяць тому +11

    7:33 me when I'm watching a Star Wars show and they reference something from Clone Wars

  • @Nosirrbro
    @Nosirrbro Місяць тому +23

    Not to type A but if he just waited to discard five cards instead of one he might have still made it at the end

    • @JonathanSharman
      @JonathanSharman 24 дні тому

      Yeah, that one hurt. He already had five non-steel clubs in-hand at that point.

  • @kobold_sushi_executive_chef
    @kobold_sushi_executive_chef Місяць тому +5

    Cutting Hack over Abstract with Invis lined up is one of the Balatro plays of all time

    • @tatapnhob
      @tatapnhob Місяць тому +1

      then selling gluttonous joker over abstract (15 mult over 20 mult + steel card multipliers)...
      then selling ice cream, the only source of chips for him...
      then selling x2 pair joker even though his deck contains a lot of flush pairs at this point and getting a supernova instead...
      then not getting ice cream on the last boss (free 40,000 points on average if supernova is to be cut)...
      probably all of this is not enough to win against crimson heart but it was painful

  • @LeeroyJenkins747
    @LeeroyJenkins747 Місяць тому +20

    Complains about not having chips because he sold ice cream - buys supernova - rerolls ice cream.
    I became a type A chatter today.

  • @JayStryerTheDeadWizard
    @JayStryerTheDeadWizard Місяць тому +22

    we're balatro guys, of course we comment thirty seconds into the video before material for a joke has been found

  • @not_ryuka
    @not_ryuka Місяць тому +7

    Who’s getting the best head? Sock or buskin?

  • @ZBTEproductions
    @ZBTEproductions Місяць тому +6

    I don't even get the Kingpin joke but it made me laugh twice

  • @ItCantGetAnyWorse
    @ItCantGetAnyWorse Місяць тому +1

    NL’s squawking is the reason I can’t watch these with headphones on anymore 😂

  • @jackdesalvo2078
    @jackdesalvo2078 Місяць тому +99

    We’re balatro guys. Of course we watch the video 38 seconds after it’s uploaded

    • @paradiseislands
      @paradiseislands Місяць тому +1

      We're balatro guys. Of course we watch the video 38 minutes after it's uploaded

    • @elliott6158
      @elliott6158 Місяць тому

      I made it in on minute 38 thinking I was early

    • @isbilen1000
      @isbilen1000 Місяць тому +1

      Dude, we're gonna sound like stalkers if we say that.
      We're Balatro guys, of course we're watching the video the same day it was uploaded, even if we watched it live.

  • @iluxa-4000
    @iluxa-4000 Місяць тому +15

    I just beat jokerless! I honestly thought it would be a nightmare, but the fact that the shop is clear of jokers is a big boost to power. For the first few antes I went for straights, but later on switched to 4 of a kind. I got somewhat lucky to get a blue seal steel 6 in a booster pack, which I later copied with death a few times, so I was getting 1-2 extra levels in 4 of a kind each blind, while also getting the extra mult from the steel. Ante 6 was a bit scary, but after that it was smooth, and even though the boss of ante 8 was an extra large blind, I cleared it twice over in a single hand

    • @iluxa-4000
      @iluxa-4000 Місяць тому +4

      Took me a few hours of attempts. I think straights or four of a kinds is the way to go, but four of a kind is easier to make with deaths and strengths

    • @Ghozt5563
      @Ghozt5563 Місяць тому +4

      oh yeah its gotta be a lot easier now that blue seals exist

  • @SuperGamerNinja74
    @SuperGamerNinja74 Місяць тому +40

    NL screaming at LocalThunk about the early shops sucking when its fixed in the patch hes refusing to play

    • @extol2247
      @extol2247 Місяць тому +20

      Chat: “Beta has the changes you want, and we want your opinions on the changes”
      NL: “You don’t know what you want. Get it twisted.”

    • @finalfantasy50
      @finalfantasy50 Місяць тому +2

      +2

  • @Hon3yWa5p
    @Hon3yWa5p Місяць тому +1

    Wasn't really paying attention for the first minute and actually got a full system shock from those Instagram reels holy shit.

  • @beedeer9415
    @beedeer9415 Місяць тому +6

    How LMFAO felt in 2012.

  • @yujiyujix
    @yujiyujix Місяць тому +4

    hi tomo

  • @AVarious
    @AVarious Місяць тому +1

    “Lower antes”, mfer that’s just the first blank stake on every deck

  • @WorkWaifu
    @WorkWaifu Місяць тому +1

    my headphones died so I used my laptop speakers at work instead... bad idea

  • @MrGiovanniPollio
    @MrGiovanniPollio Місяць тому

    Would love to hear NL's nighttime stories

  • @erroneousdrunk
    @erroneousdrunk Місяць тому

    me when i'm leaving the job fair but my new tote bag is gone

  • @flanbie4780
    @flanbie4780 Місяць тому +2

    Hey nl, have you used a filter to swift through the usual jokes in you comments yet ? Caus we going crazy out here

  • @Shapio
    @Shapio Місяць тому

    You've lost your mojo!

  • @Peanutbetter27
    @Peanutbetter27 Місяць тому

    How can nl say he's become a prodigious yapper when, in fact, he invented prodigious yapping?

  • @angel_loves
    @angel_loves Місяць тому +1

    We're balatro guys. Of course we make the same comments every video

  • @RobotnikPlngas
    @RobotnikPlngas Місяць тому +3

    If NL was a League of Legends character, he would most definitely be Heimerdinger.

  • @KPZ3_
    @KPZ3_ Місяць тому

    Let bro cook

  • @dude135791000
    @dude135791000 Місяць тому

    pokerogue when

  • @ABCDEF-ix1qf
    @ABCDEF-ix1qf Місяць тому

    hero font

  • @beaf3887
    @beaf3887 Місяць тому +8

    We sap guys, of course we miss sap

    • @flyiscool
      @flyiscool Місяць тому +3

      We balatro guys*

  • @SuperRace71688
    @SuperRace71688 День тому

    3:30 - Aw shit we have a good joker that could carry us through. Need to lock in for this decision. The problem is it’s too good and may make us win too fast 🤡🤣🤦🏼‍♂️

  • @fedorafinder
    @fedorafinder Місяць тому +2

    7 views - fuck this nevermind

  • @Anthrx11
    @Anthrx11 Місяць тому

    G

  • @holdupamoment
    @holdupamoment Місяць тому +2

    15:22 coulda played the royal flush if you drew the king, I don’t even know why I’m typing this but I need to point it out

  • @RandomAutist
    @RandomAutist Місяць тому

    This mf is using banter as a cheat code for Baldatro, Localthunk, nerf this mofo banter. smh.

  • @ryanmorton2936
    @ryanmorton2936 Місяць тому +3

    No views im early. Lol and unemployed

  • @MrMinecraft1328
    @MrMinecraft1328 Місяць тому +5

    36 seconds 7 likes man fell off

  • @RalorPenwat
    @RalorPenwat Місяць тому

    23:00 or around there, okay so I'm on his side until he says "you're not even playing the game" when A. A lot of people are playing the game, or at least do play it and B. Even if they don't they probably watch other people play it and most other streamers are on the beta build. This wouldn't be such a big deal if he didn't admittedly rely on chat, but when everyone else is playing a different version it's easy to mistakenly give wrong information. And then he gets mad as soon as someone says oh that's on the beta patch, sorry. Like bro, you are the one playing a different version of the game than everyone else. You can not want to switch to the beta patch, that's fine, but you can't be mad when people give you advice and it's wrong because you're the last person playing the release build. Plus it's fucking confusing for the youtube schedule because when you finally update the game it goes back and forth like this. I know it won't be a problem again for now but it will be when there's more patches.