Man Hides BIG SECRET From Wife Then TAKES OFF! TLC #10

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 28 тис.

  • @happyclam1794
    @happyclam1794 4 роки тому +3489

    “I hope she doesn’t walk away like all the other women did.” *proceeds to run away after sharing information*

    • @blitzwolf3115
      @blitzwolf3115 4 роки тому +97

      She can't walk away if he walks away first 😂😂😂

    • @Birdmaster11
      @Birdmaster11 4 роки тому +35

      I mean he never walked away, *he ran*

    • @xfade2967
      @xfade2967 4 роки тому +4

      PEEEEEEEPOOOOOOOPEEEEEEEPOOOOOOOPEEEEEEEPOOOOOOOPEEEEEEEEPOOOOOOOOO

    • @scintillate8829
      @scintillate8829 4 роки тому +3

      FR 😂😂 hes so cringy

    • @fladson5724
      @fladson5724 4 роки тому +5

      Oi

  • @rebbbecckkccahhh907
    @rebbbecckkccahhh907 4 роки тому +6230

    The camera crew when Paul started running in the woods: I don’t get paid enough for this

    • @whitworth5s248
      @whitworth5s248 4 роки тому +29

      COPS cameramen would've been on him running up that hill like stink on a turd.

    • @fladson5724
      @fladson5724 4 роки тому +3

      H

    • @L9BS_
      @L9BS_ 4 роки тому +3

      No that’s pickle rick

    • @L9BS_
      @L9BS_ 4 роки тому +1

      @fae queen of gaming

    • @ambroselaw4562
      @ambroselaw4562 4 роки тому +23

      @@whitworth5s248 they got nothing on the Maury camera man ..they're basically former track stars lmao

  • @halloall1996
    @halloall1996 4 роки тому +3681

    Paul: tells his past
    Karine: I think..
    Paul: understandable, have a great day

  • @wasted_youth3081
    @wasted_youth3081 3 роки тому +2756

    Her dad looking like he is ready to insert the fish himself 😂

  • @idknanmolla0133
    @idknanmolla0133 4 роки тому +2342

    Paul: *tells karine about his past*
    Karine: Well-
    Paul: I understand *runs away into the woods*

  • @pukitooki
    @pukitooki 4 роки тому +3727

    Paul literally looks like that kid who comes overprepared in a school trip

    • @thygovanvaerenbergh1058
      @thygovanvaerenbergh1058 4 роки тому +52

      He just is

    • @nekozombie
      @nekozombie 4 роки тому +9

      overprepared? as in bringing too much stuff?

    • @IAmCole
      @IAmCole 4 роки тому +3

      That is sooo PERFECT! Lol

    • @raven-kn6lv
      @raven-kn6lv 4 роки тому +16

      I was that kid😂😂, but in a good way. But Paul... He needs to relax

    • @milkmatcha3698
      @milkmatcha3698 4 роки тому +9

      i'm guessing he *was* that kid at school.

  • @afonsogrilo6967
    @afonsogrilo6967 4 роки тому +1371

    Normal mom : Goodbye Son
    This guy's mom: here is a piece of my hair to remember me

    • @TechnicallyRenz
      @TechnicallyRenz 4 роки тому +33

      My mom: "Here, take a picture of me so you don't feel sad."

    • @jayanbeharry3967
      @jayanbeharry3967 4 роки тому +16

      GamersAboveAll at least that’s normal

    • @WoozyGod
      @WoozyGod 4 роки тому +11

      When Galadriel gave her hair to Gimli it was ok though, so no judging from my side

    • @JimeMatthies
      @JimeMatthies 4 роки тому +2

      To be fair, he didnt care at first but didnt want her mom to feel bad, creepy mom tho

    • @savsabds
      @savsabds 4 роки тому

      Like, I get little things.. when I was a wee child, i would have my mom's hair tie/hairband on my wrist before I went to bed, to like.. remember her or smtg. But, this is a grown ass man, who has bits of his mom's hair. It's so weird...

  • @nicocolpini
    @nicocolpini 3 роки тому +1716

    In Brazil is very normal to call friends beautiful, handsome, my love and even hot, that’s not even considered flirting that’s just being nice to your friends

    • @dontstopme9527
      @dontstopme9527 3 роки тому +48

      Yes and also the opposite lol

    • @capsulamental
      @capsulamental 3 роки тому +211

      Exactly! Even the supermarket cashier will say something like: "need anything else, dear?" "thank you, beautiful."
      How needy do you have to be to believe it's flirtatious behavior? 🤡 Lmao

    • @nicocolpini
      @nicocolpini 3 роки тому +7

      @@capsulamental ikr

    • @marysside4417
      @marysside4417 3 роки тому +3

      i was thinking that too

    • @adambrotherton9930
      @adambrotherton9930 3 роки тому +38

      So how do you flirt in Brazil then, for curiosity reasons, do y'all just not or?

  • @shoishie
    @shoishie 4 роки тому +5378

    he’s acting like he’s the protagonist of a wattpad story

  • @johnrey5684
    @johnrey5684 4 роки тому +2635

    The research team in tlc who found this couple should get a raise

  • @thecutest93
    @thecutest93 3 роки тому +3188

    Paul: I've never left the country.
    Felix: I can tell, I can tell.
    I cracked up.

  • @avaiscool6137
    @avaiscool6137 3 роки тому +838

    I want to see pewds make a fake 90 day fiance thing but about how him and Marzia met and make up all this funny dramatic thing for the skit lol

    • @sangriad.938
      @sangriad.938 2 роки тому +15

      Dang. Not his content style but I'd definitely love to see that hahahaha

  • @timmy1578
    @timmy1578 4 роки тому +4024

    Paul: Literally prepares for everything.
    Also Paul: Runs into woods without anything.

    • @spoorthim.s.4342
      @spoorthim.s.4342 3 роки тому +22

      Exactly 😂😂😂

    • @nimbus1059
      @nimbus1059 3 роки тому +102

      don't worry his mother's hair was with him

    • @roskcity
      @roskcity 3 роки тому +18

      @@nimbus1059 all he needs

    • @nomey07
      @nomey07 3 роки тому +17

      99% of zombie movies basically

    • @dansantosn
      @dansantosn 3 роки тому +10

      If he made a tiny mistake (not hard for a creature like him) and accidentally fell into that river, his body would NEVER EVER be seen again.

  • @janprah5655
    @janprah5655 4 роки тому +1862

    Imagine what's he like in a store mid coronavirus

    • @RonBest
      @RonBest 4 роки тому +107

      lol i saw a picture of a dude in full hazmat suit on a grocery run. could had been him, but could not see his face through th mask :P

    • @darthsawlex8257
      @darthsawlex8257 4 роки тому +38

      @@imalwaysbored6552 He wouldn't even go to the shops he is that kind of person. To afraid to open his front door.

    • @penguinjesus8394
      @penguinjesus8394 4 роки тому +3

      @@RonBest he would probably throw away one each time he goes home and get a new one.

    • @TUMunich
      @TUMunich 4 роки тому +6

      He’s the kind of dude who always keeps enough supplies to last him two years in case there was an apocalypse (or yah know a pandemic)

    • @StarDragonJP
      @StarDragonJP 4 роки тому +1

      Obviously he'd be wearing a hazmat suit, over pajamas, over a spandex bodysuit.

  • @hollygentry2595
    @hollygentry2595 4 роки тому +3961

    I think his family got “take care” switched up with “take hair”

    • @emantt7801
      @emantt7801 4 роки тому +20

      Holly Gentry lol

    • @lilyofthevalley7573
      @lilyofthevalley7573 4 роки тому +82

      I mean in some areas or cultures that's a thing, but it's usually a lock of hair they freshly cut, and they braid it. They don't rip it outta their hair brush

    • @ianperlas1690
      @ianperlas1690 4 роки тому +8

      @@lilyofthevalley7573 doesnt japanese have something like that?

    • @lilyofthevalley7573
      @lilyofthevalley7573 4 роки тому +43

      @@ianperlas1690 I think it was the Chinese, but many different backgrounds kept locks of hair for different reasons through the 18th and 19th century is was a popular love troupe. Back in Ancient times, they'd shave almost the entire head of a child and weave the lock of hair with another. Superstition in some cultures says to cut a lock of a newborn babies hair and keep it for good luck. Some keep locks of hair as a token of the dead, loved ones, luck. But like I said it's usually brushed and freshly cut, not ripped outta hair brush.

    • @emstink
      @emstink 4 роки тому +13

      @@ianperlas1690 In Victorian England, upper class men kept the pubic hair of their lovers as mementos. Lol

  • @bennyloppo
    @bennyloppo 2 роки тому +83

    When the father was trying to stop her from going to motel, I can see his emotional tears deep within him. Clearly shows how much he cherishes his daughter. One of the truestest love in our human society.

  • @ibrahim-bu3gl
    @ibrahim-bu3gl 4 роки тому +8301

    Paul: tries to run away
    TLC: We had a contract. Get 'em boys

    • @queerjoy21
      @queerjoy21 4 роки тому +137

      This is the best comment that I have seen

    • @dankhank6147
      @dankhank6147 4 роки тому +16

      Yes

    • @matthewwynn3025
      @matthewwynn3025 4 роки тому +45

      This comment is beautiful lmao

    • @DaanSnqn
      @DaanSnqn 4 роки тому +101

      camera man: *sees hill*
      camera man: Nope, not doing that.

    • @catina5415
      @catina5415 4 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @cianbichard2790
    @cianbichard2790 4 роки тому +2714

    Paul: “Confesses past” Karine: “I-" Paul: *Understandable have a great day*

  • @BloomingFields
    @BloomingFields 4 роки тому +7097

    Paul: the type of dude to ask a girl out and reject himself

  • @pot-ay-topot-ah-to4325
    @pot-ay-topot-ah-to4325 3 роки тому +80

    14:39 the camera guy’s just like ‘fuck that i’m not running up this hill’

  • @alancorp3565
    @alancorp3565 4 роки тому +10999

    Paul is that one Chemistry teacher who makes everyone put on their goggles when mixing salt and water

  • @absolute.1143
    @absolute.1143 4 роки тому +1856

    Paul: *Tell Karine about his past.*
    Karine: Oka-
    Paul: Runs away in the forest.
    Also Paul: *”I didn’t like the way she reacted.”*

    • @D.Wolf6030
      @D.Wolf6030 4 роки тому +33

      in fairness, he said he couldn't handle her reaction and probably meant he was too scared to stay and see her reaction

    • @tyler-3486
      @tyler-3486 4 роки тому +3

      😂

    • @evastood4539
      @evastood4539 4 роки тому +12

      Dark Wolf but you do not just run away like a middle schooler tf?

    • @D.Wolf6030
      @D.Wolf6030 4 роки тому +11

      @@evastood4539 not excusing it just clearing it up

    • @doid722
      @doid722 4 роки тому +1

      Paul was confused and thought she was a policewoman that’s why he ran in the forest after saying he is a criminal

  • @SolarBeam04
    @SolarBeam04 4 роки тому +5040

    This dude didnt prepare to go to Brazil, he prepared to go to the depths of hell and back.

    • @sexy_manonatricycle2344
      @sexy_manonatricycle2344 4 роки тому +44

      let’s hope he actually stays there..

    • @ravaniphoenix5431
      @ravaniphoenix5431 4 роки тому +98

      That's an accurate description of Brazil... or at least that specific area

    • @canalteste6373
      @canalteste6373 4 роки тому +145

      @Harryson Hansley Man, he simply decided to have a relationship with a woman from the most stereotyped region in Brazil, the Amazon. She clearly has indigenous descent, some americans really have this view where Brazil is just a gigantic forest.

    • @CD-pj5qi
      @CD-pj5qi 4 роки тому +8

      Harryson Hansley what are u on about?

    • @nou1438
      @nou1438 4 роки тому +4

      I hope that was a sabayon reference

  • @caseyguilfoyle4580
    @caseyguilfoyle4580 Рік тому +59

    Paul: All anxious, nervous, serious
    Karinee: He just went into the woods, what a weirdo.

  • @ambermotley5805
    @ambermotley5805 4 роки тому +2442

    I’d never expect a man that wore a condom to swim to say, “I was in jail”

    • @randomfools808
      @randomfools808 4 роки тому +44

      Didn't get that either. Like no doubt that wasn't a clean place.

    • @liamdoes8580
      @liamdoes8580 4 роки тому +61

      Ikr, I hate how he treated it like something from a soap opera and then tried to make her chase him

    • @Existias
      @Existias 4 роки тому +92

      Imagine when the airport security searched his stuff and found the condom and his moms hair in his bags bro

    • @goofverdinus165
      @goofverdinus165 4 роки тому +33

      you know this dude got his cheeks took in jail

    • @justilyas7946
      @justilyas7946 4 роки тому +2

      Anyone can go to jail me guy

  • @lukeknutte9807
    @lukeknutte9807 4 роки тому +3956

    Felix: “Are there any sane couples in the world? Apparently not.”
    Marzia: 👁👄👁

    • @crystal.matter
      @crystal.matter 4 роки тому +330

      I think Marzia agrees, her man hits tambourine for living

    • @garlicbread3170
      @garlicbread3170 4 роки тому +94

      crystal you know what else he’s hitting? 👀

    • @editname3365
      @editname3365 4 роки тому +80

      Garlic Bread 👁👄👁

    • @bruhgod8078
      @bruhgod8078 4 роки тому +21

      @@editname3365 bruh

    • @tytuskijowski4547
      @tytuskijowski4547 4 роки тому +70

      Garlic Bread
      He’s hitting 106 mil subscribers, is that what you mean?

  • @dokidany
    @dokidany 4 роки тому +2738

    I watched this whole episode. She is so patience and nice to him. I couldn’t handle him for 5 minutes lol

    • @atmidnightdearleader1882
      @atmidnightdearleader1882 4 роки тому +4

      @Tobias ?

    • @justintricate3258
      @justintricate3258 4 роки тому +50

      She need that green card!

    • @ohwell7101
      @ohwell7101 4 роки тому +5

      @@justintricate3258 LOL aaa so true😞

    • @angiet7380
      @angiet7380 4 роки тому +16

      Of course she's patient, he has the money and the green card

    • @janelkaram
      @janelkaram 4 роки тому +106

      tbh I did not get gold digger vibes from her at all

  • @alicemyers5071
    @alicemyers5071 3 роки тому +873

    He honestly creeps me out. I bet he went to jail for a good reason, just a feeling.

    • @MariaaXue
      @MariaaXue 3 роки тому +116

      He probably did. He's just acting all innocent. He has weird tendencies/behavior. Oof. And why would his ex file a restraining order if he's a chill guy. Hope he gets help.

    • @alicemyers5071
      @alicemyers5071 3 роки тому +27

      @@MariaaXue Wait now, I just googled them. And I saw a news article from August 2020, that Karine is missing? Paul has said that Karine and their baby Pierre are missing and that the police are searching? Does anyone know anything about this?

    • @alicemyers5071
      @alicemyers5071 3 роки тому +58

      @@MariaaXue Nevermind, I looked up his instagram. They are still together. But they have tried to divorce multiple times, they have even put restraining orders on each other. She's been off with another man. He's being going nuts. Blabla.

    • @loctang
      @loctang 3 роки тому +4

      Ever wonder if it's the "sex and drama" he mentioned that was the problem?

    • @dansantosn
      @dansantosn 3 роки тому +32

      He acted like he really believed people around him were scared as fuck of him. Dude was locked up, not even for 2 years, for playing with fire and stalking an ex. Even the pp fishes are tougher than that.

  • @elmehdi8332
    @elmehdi8332 4 роки тому +12233

    Paul is the kinda guy who cancels his doctor appointment because he was sick

  • @Mirage475
    @Mirage475 4 роки тому +585

    Bruh, Paul was running off like he's an emotionally damaged rom-com character

    • @Air_Serpent
      @Air_Serpent 4 роки тому +4

      😂😂

    • @Wclipped
      @Wclipped 4 роки тому +2

      @Маry [f*ск.ме] ТАР.0N_MY-РIC silence, bot

    • @abuaku1425
      @abuaku1425 4 роки тому

      And thats the side effect for watching those vveebs thing

  • @jellybwans3703
    @jellybwans3703 4 роки тому +1218

    Most moms: gives their kids a picture to remember them
    Paul's mom: Have some hair

  • @Zhaoimex
    @Zhaoimex 3 роки тому +98

    This dude is lucky there aren’t other Brazilian dudes there seeing this.

  • @TrulyCrownless
    @TrulyCrownless 4 роки тому +590

    I feel like Paul’s mom is the type to expect the hair back

  • @all_about_gaming5389
    @all_about_gaming5389 4 роки тому +1190

    "She doesnt deserve a guy who creates problems everywhere."
    Creates another problem.

    • @hexdex1804
      @hexdex1804 4 роки тому +1

      Ok.

    • @headlight-marf79
      @headlight-marf79 4 роки тому

      Gg

    • @aniqatahsin308
      @aniqatahsin308 4 роки тому

      DON'T CHECK MY PROFILE PICTURE! Stop spamming that (actually why am I telling you this you won’t listen because your a bot)

    • @Unshogunated
      @Unshogunated 4 роки тому +1

      👁️👄👁️👌
      Nice bro

    •  4 роки тому

      Earnest Jones widepeepoHappy N O I C E

  • @turbokaivuri8390
    @turbokaivuri8390 4 роки тому +4667

    Paul is the kid who screams "pause" when hes about to get caught in tag

  • @sunnyysideeupp
    @sunnyysideeupp 3 роки тому +51

    as someone with anxiety i can understand why paul was anxious about the trip despite the fact that he was prepared for a lot of situations bc there was probably a voice in the back of his head saying something that he didn’t prepare for ahead of time would happen, it sucks😭😭

  • @sofiyagladka6370
    @sofiyagladka6370 4 роки тому +821

    Paul: if she finds out about my past she will run away
    Also Paul: runs away

    • @mikanchan322
      @mikanchan322 4 роки тому +35

      He ran away before she could. Amazing measure of precaution

    • @Yasashikami
      @Yasashikami 4 роки тому

      lmao

    • @retf8977
      @retf8977 4 роки тому +1

      Remove the Shitty stupid "Paul:, also Paul:" and the meme could be potentially funny.

    • @lovingkokichi4159
      @lovingkokichi4159 4 роки тому +1

      @@retf8977 I agree with you cuz I'm also tired of seeing that meme format, but how else could you write the joke?

    • @skyeglass2044
      @skyeglass2044 4 роки тому

      Right after that karnine gets robbed by a guy with a machete

  • @theoriginalopo
    @theoriginalopo 4 роки тому +667

    When he runs each leg wants to go in a different direction

  • @hansfranz8795
    @hansfranz8795 4 роки тому +1696

    "He's going to Brazil to meet the love of his wife."
    _> Ricardo has entered the chat_

  • @franciscoruschel8960
    @franciscoruschel8960 3 роки тому +191

    i am from brasil, and i just want to say that having "flirting talk" is really normal between close friends, and is not like real flirting

    • @ςυτατ
      @ςυτατ 3 роки тому +6

      But some people find it disrespectful in relationships to "flirt" with other people idk though

    • @fabifreitas4952
      @fabifreitas4952 3 роки тому +15

      I'm from Brazil and I'm totally not okay with this.

    • @kujokazuma8927
      @kujokazuma8927 3 роки тому +8

      @@fabifreitas4952, dependendo da forma como falam pode soar desrespeitoso mesmo. eu particularmente não me sinto desconfortável recebendo elogios, mas entendo quem não gosta de ver pessoas alheias elogiando seus parceiros amorosos.

    • @fabifreitas4952
      @fabifreitas4952 3 роки тому +3

      @@kujokazuma8927 se eu recebo elogios de mulheres (vendedoras, atendentes que chamam de linda, meu bem, meu amor) eu realmente não ligo. Mas de homem mesmo estando solteira eu acho bem inconveniente, exceto quando vc tá numa balada...bares... lugares que pessoal geralmente flerta mesmo. Se alguém chega numa foto de namorado meu e solta um " amigo lindo" eu já penso que porra é essa!? E não julgaria de meu namorado achasse o mesmo se homem viessem comentar esse tipo é coisa (eu estando em um relacionamento sério)

    • @kujokazuma8927
      @kujokazuma8927 3 роки тому +4

      @@fabifreitas4952, eu ja acho que isso puxa pra uma questão mais pessoal. digo, em um grupo de amigos íntimos geralmente vejo rolar essa coisa de levantar auto estima com elogios, eu digo com questão no que vejo, não vivencio. mas se o sexo for oposto (não que não possa acontecer o contrário) pode ser que seja o caso de uma flertação. mas novamente eu digo que EU como pessoa só costumo receber elogios de pessoas mais velhas ou parentes, então não posso compreender de fato como seria minha reação estando em um relacionamento amoroso.

  • @CCK-jd8nc
    @CCK-jd8nc 4 роки тому +5229

    They pick the weirdest Americans for 90 day fiancée

    • @nickodagoat7395
      @nickodagoat7395 4 роки тому +416

      Because they know they will make the best stories

    • @BugalooB
      @BugalooB 4 роки тому +120

      I think Americans choose the weirdest fiancées

    • @cliftonjames785
      @cliftonjames785 4 роки тому +93

      @AREK THE KING no, they're not lol have you actually met any Americans before?

    • @Clippers23
      @Clippers23 4 роки тому +45

      No ones normal there

    • @CD-pj5qi
      @CD-pj5qi 4 роки тому +3

      Brodan kinda proving his point

  • @pedrobarberino143
    @pedrobarberino143 4 роки тому +709

    So, I'm Brazilian and I feel that I can clarify some things up. This part of Brazil is a humble region, almost in the middle of the Amazon rainforest. Because of that, a lot of foreigners take advantage of the young girls there, so her dad has a point, that's why he's so worried.
    Edit: Ok, just finished the video, her father was absolutely right lol. And we, the Brazilian people, are very friendly, we care a lot about our friends, with compliments, and sharing our love with our loved ones. That's why he's so jealous tho. We like to demonstrate our love. I don't know if she cheated or not, but, commenting "handsome" on other people's photos are very common

    • @WheelerPro2000
      @WheelerPro2000 4 роки тому +82

      Pedro Barberino As an American I really don’t blame the father for being cautious. A lot of this happens in America too. I don’t why people are so horny to avoid the beautiful Amazonian rainforest and culture smh... those plane tickets are expensive just to be looking for pussy.

    • @ahmednoseir7433
      @ahmednoseir7433 4 роки тому +6

      Do they have internet there?

    • @pedrotibau2216
      @pedrotibau2216 4 роки тому +5

      Sensato

    • @ladsonoliveira7172
      @ladsonoliveira7172 4 роки тому +7

      Representou 💪👏👏👏

    • @ahmednoseir7433
      @ahmednoseir7433 4 роки тому +18

      Zesc is here ! I would too if some random dude came to see my daughter who I never knew seen or heard of lol

  • @PyroYeet
    @PyroYeet 4 роки тому +1950

    Man is afraid of water but burns his own house down, seems legit

    • @brainstormium2237
      @brainstormium2237 4 роки тому +46

      It's Like A Lactose Intolerant Ordering A Extra Cheesy Cheese Sandwich for a friend who never shows up🙂

    • @nGUNNARp
      @nGUNNARp 4 роки тому +10

      Well cause there was a water leak

    • @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica
      @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica 4 роки тому +55

      He's part of the fire nation. Keep that Katara Shit away from him.

    • @fernanda4738
      @fernanda4738 4 роки тому +3

      Be A Maverick HAHAHAHA I LOVED THAT

    • @brainstormium2237
      @brainstormium2237 4 роки тому +2

      @@fernanda4738 thanks!

  • @westonbrock8252
    @westonbrock8252 3 роки тому +273

    The fact that Karine didn't straight up reject this dude gives me hope. Maybe I should move to Brazil.

    • @SrM4ze
      @SrM4ze 3 роки тому +35

      Não vem, confia

    • @aaartnaz
      @aaartnaz 3 роки тому +1

      Rock sandals with socks; seems to really bag the babes like Pol; do I look like someone who doesn’t know what he’s talking about?

    • @layllacristina8299
      @layllacristina8299 3 роки тому +6

      Hahaha don't

    • @aaartnaz
      @aaartnaz 3 роки тому +2

      @@layllacristina8299 move to Brazil?

    • @dimsummomo767
      @dimsummomo767 3 роки тому +18

      you don't need to come....
      Brazil is coming for you

  • @angeloteofilo4169
    @angeloteofilo4169 4 роки тому +2976

    •Fish swimming up to paul
    •Paul has mama hair
    •Fish: Understandable, have a great day!

    • @fonsy8617
      @fonsy8617 4 роки тому +15

      RITAS ! SUPER HOT GIRL stop

    • @Bazerald777
      @Bazerald777 4 роки тому +32

      Do you even know from which part of her body did the hair come from?

    • @dhairyasood4109
      @dhairyasood4109 4 роки тому +25

      @@Bazerald777 stop

    • @gregorylopper4736
      @gregorylopper4736 4 роки тому +2

      Wait what if butt fish yes pee hole fish but what about butt hole fish do those exist...?

    • @dem5750
      @dem5750 4 роки тому

      Kevin Yonathan she said its from her comb so normal hair

  • @AsteroidPaul
    @AsteroidPaul 4 роки тому +4980

    USA: i have bombs
    Brazil: i have pp fish

    • @calipso5601
      @calipso5601 3 роки тому +65

      This made me laugh so hard .. thank u i needed that

    • @marystyles3279
      @marystyles3279 3 роки тому +2

      😆

    • @Liamissocool
      @Liamissocool 3 роки тому +30

      US: *visible confusion*

    • @raymonds7492
      @raymonds7492 3 роки тому +31

      @@Liamissocool For the fist time in history the enemy has used "cruel fish"

    • @fitrianidian6282
      @fitrianidian6282 3 роки тому +4

      I crieedd😭😭😭

  • @DEFCON5307
    @DEFCON5307 4 роки тому +636

    Mother: hmm what token of my protection should I give my son?
    Ah yes, hair

  • @hunter66630
    @hunter66630 Рік тому +11

    Paul is the type of guy who tries to avoid bad stuff so much that he probably attracts it.

  • @maxdoshi6760
    @maxdoshi6760 4 роки тому +652

    Paul: tries to be extremely safe and cautious
    Also Paul: just runs randomly into the forest alone

  • @AB-hi7jr
    @AB-hi7jr 4 роки тому +1224

    americans going to the jungle: militar equipment for a month of survivals
    brazilians in the jungle: flip flops and tshirt LOL

    • @djdjrjdjdjdnxkxxjjdjx2712
      @djdjrjdjdjdnxkxxjjdjx2712 4 роки тому +18

      I would be scarred to go to the forest I also am deathly scared of bugs

    • @zahranikpour3886
      @zahranikpour3886 4 роки тому +2

      I’m ur 222th like :)

    • @цветок-ш7п
      @цветок-ш7п 4 роки тому +3

      dude true

    • @ronramen5827
      @ronramen5827 4 роки тому +1

      Djdjrjdjdjd Nxkxxjjdjx Just don’t look down and apply bug spray or whatever it’s called. The Cu Chi Tunnels were scarring for 5, 8, and 12 year old me.

    • @teeb.2904
      @teeb.2904 4 роки тому +2

      They are not in the jungle

  • @rarecheese5095
    @rarecheese5095 4 роки тому +648

    Paul: just like all the women ran away
    Also Paul: runs first

  • @ds8761
    @ds8761 3 роки тому +28

    ‘Don’t go there Paul there’s fish’ *Paul running into the woods* 😂😂

  • @sharanjotraike7571
    @sharanjotraike7571 4 роки тому +1387

    Normal people: we should have mosquito repellent
    Paul: condom for pp fish

    • @PurpleSirens
      @PurpleSirens 4 роки тому +17

      + mommas hair

    • @TvConfusionn
      @TvConfusionn 4 роки тому +53

      If you think about it, we were all pp swimming fish at one point

    • @Masked_PM
      @Masked_PM 4 роки тому +1

      this will gat viral i swear

    • @hxf8648
      @hxf8648 4 роки тому +4

      @@Masked_PM yes i think it will gat viral too

    • @predro1524
      @predro1524 4 роки тому +10

      To be fair he's going to the middle of the amazon, as a brazilian even i would be afraid of going there myself lmao (Wouldn't use a condom to swim tho)

  • @peaches3515
    @peaches3515 4 роки тому +1321

    “sex definitely caused drama for me”
    *you’re trying to tell me this man ain’t a virgin*

    • @anyonebluejay5597
      @anyonebluejay5597 4 роки тому +63

      Seems too paranoid to even have sex lmao

    • @ericblaire8384
      @ericblaire8384 4 роки тому +58

      @@anyonebluejay5597 Wonder how many condom layers he requires before he's willing to do the deed.

    • @michaelzhang7098
      @michaelzhang7098 4 роки тому +16

      @Eric Blaire To infinity, and beyond!

    • @_francisco_
      @_francisco_ 4 роки тому +2

      hes 34 most people lose theirs before 20

    • @syyiiidd
      @syyiiidd 4 роки тому +1

      Mending luh pada tobat dah

  • @katomiccomics202
    @katomiccomics202 4 роки тому +836

    *This is the kind of guy that takes every medication for a disease he doesn’t have.*

  • @SouthParkStudio
    @SouthParkStudio 3 роки тому +46

    *takes three flights to see her*
    *runs into river inadvertently getting her robbed because he doesn’t want to bring his mess around her*

  • @salmaozin
    @salmaozin 4 роки тому +2009

    When she said "thats garbage, right?" she mean: "this is a joke, right?". Nice translation team

    • @dontcheckmyprofilepicture2869
      @dontcheckmyprofilepicture2869 4 роки тому +8

      DON'T ŕėăď MY NAME!

    • @xuxinha4175
      @xuxinha4175 4 роки тому +24

      Né? Queria traduzir esses trem pq sempre eles poem coisa errada

    • @ren-kj6ho
      @ren-kj6ho 4 роки тому +37

      this sums up social media. We gotta let people know the truth

    • @Air_Serpent
      @Air_Serpent 4 роки тому +42

      That makes more sense. Thanks.

    • @hidoryy
      @hidoryy 4 роки тому +19

      @@xuxinha4175 por exemplo sua frase, os cara ia colocar "train" em vez de "things" de certeza udshafauhsfhud

  • @chunkyseal6564
    @chunkyseal6564 4 роки тому +1585

    Paul looks like he would eat a pink crayon to change the color of his tongue

    • @zerosolomon2560
      @zerosolomon2560 4 роки тому +55

      nah, he looks like the guy who woukd wear gloves to use crayons

    • @jingyao193
      @jingyao193 4 роки тому +3

      but tongues are already pink

    • @zerosolomon2560
      @zerosolomon2560 4 роки тому +2

      Jing Yao idk man, im pretty sure thats supposed to be the joke

    • @hades1127
      @hades1127 4 роки тому +1

      I just learned a brand new sentence. Thanks.

    • @_nxtalie_
      @_nxtalie_ 4 роки тому +2

      R/rareinsults

  • @fits881
    @fits881 4 роки тому +1781

    He called the lake she’s been swimming in her whole life poop water

    • @pedrohadicho9296
      @pedrohadicho9296 4 роки тому +264

      Probably the cleanest river he will ever swim, it's in the middle of amazon, with no major cities around

    • @tobekindlyunkind
      @tobekindlyunkind 4 роки тому +43

      I like to imagine how would he feel about Guanabara Bay or Tiete River...

    • @Deuscomoeuteamo
      @Deuscomoeuteamo 4 роки тому +1

      Déborah Coelho kkkkk yea

    • @Deuscomoeuteamo
      @Deuscomoeuteamo 4 роки тому +8

      Pedro Henrique Hadicho pse neh muittooo fresco ele

    • @ryanreis5919
      @ryanreis5919 4 роки тому +4

      @@pedrohadicho9296 vivo aq e te falo que, em partes, ele não tá muito errado não kkk

  • @valentinotto88
    @valentinotto88 3 роки тому +26

    hes like the Netflix adaptation of an mysterious anime character

  • @quefula1
    @quefula1 4 роки тому +1410

    You can tell the guy translating is so uncomfortable. He’s like why did I sing up for this 😂😂😂

  • @helix4056
    @helix4056 4 роки тому +1208

    “Convicted criminal?” This dude couldn’t kill a moth without putting on a hazmat suit first

    • @royisdabest
      @royisdabest 4 роки тому +111

      he tried to do insurance fraud by burning down his house. not a convicted drug cartel criminal smuggling 50kg of cocaine into Kentucky ok

    • @ducksauce9187
      @ducksauce9187 4 роки тому +38

      convicted criminal doesnt mean murderer.. yikes

    • @sycamorph
      @sycamorph 4 роки тому +56

      He probably burned his house in a firefighter suit.

    • @Charlotte-on7wh
      @Charlotte-on7wh 4 роки тому +9

      DUCK SAUCE I don’t wanna be mean but he has that Jeffrey Dammer vibe to him

    • @jamilyacoubou6360
      @jamilyacoubou6360 4 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @Blacksheep0303
    @Blacksheep0303 4 роки тому +1393

    Mother: Gives Paul her hair for the trip
    Paul: This means so much to me
    Me: This explains everything

    • @irreguler6524
      @irreguler6524 4 роки тому +11

      SWEET HOME ALABAMA

    • @iisaac
      @iisaac 4 роки тому +7

      SWEET HOME ALABAMA

    • @karlcorrz
      @karlcorrz 4 роки тому +3

      DONT STROKE UR D IN THAT

    • @Junr-lc7no
      @Junr-lc7no 4 роки тому +3

      SWEET HOME ALABAMA

    • @cqrz348
      @cqrz348 4 роки тому +4

      Why did she gave her hair tho?

  • @mateotobar3763
    @mateotobar3763 3 роки тому +27

    Paul has had 34 years to learn how to swim, but he goes out to impress Karine with an orange life vest.

  • @-_M___M_-
    @-_M___M_- 4 роки тому +1017

    nothing more impressive than a guy wearing double PP protection, a floating vest and protective pants for a casual swim.

    • @sipnothx5868
      @sipnothx5868 4 роки тому +5

      M / M to be fair, it is ...impressive...

    • @19ish68
      @19ish68 4 роки тому +4

      That's more embarrassing than swimming naked 😂 what is this dude doing.

  • @laurathedad
    @laurathedad 4 роки тому +588

    Paul is the kind of guy that can “fix it himself” but ends up making everything worse

  • @applechomper6514
    @applechomper6514 4 роки тому +561

    The camera crew can’t be heard because they already died of laughter

  • @OzcaDoondle99
    @OzcaDoondle99 3 роки тому +28

    "promise to keep her honor" while holding her waist within a few minutes of knowing her :')

  • @emilybilson933
    @emilybilson933 4 роки тому +1912

    This man be running into the forest with his mom’s hair.. smh

    • @junglekimmy3611
      @junglekimmy3611 4 роки тому +5

      LoL

    • @Gioyoji
      @Gioyoji 4 роки тому +4

      Well it doesnt matter moms are to be loved

    • @funnyguy1941
      @funnyguy1941 3 роки тому +9

      @@Gioyoji thats weird though

    • @Gioyoji
      @Gioyoji 3 роки тому

      @Silentfall theres all kinds of culture all over the world and you think its weird because hairs are organic material?

    • @spider-mancantsee5875
      @spider-mancantsee5875 3 роки тому

      @@Gioyoji but a note or a bracelet wouldn’t be that bad to hair, that’s like I gave some my dead skin.

  • @arcanum5094
    @arcanum5094 4 роки тому +448

    Paul running away was the most anime-ish scene ever recorded in a live-action adaptation.

  • @TwilightAndCherry
    @TwilightAndCherry 4 роки тому +1139

    *Confess to a girl that he is a criminal*
    Guy: *Run away and hide*
    Girl: *He's definitely a criminal*

  • @lujayn3
    @lujayn3 3 роки тому +5

    giving hair was a pretty common good luck charm/ memento once, especially before a trip although it was usually a lock of hair tied prettily or braided or even put into jewelry (locket), it was kept as a memento because often it would be months if not years before they would see them again.

  • @SorahKetsu
    @SorahKetsu 4 роки тому +5126

    I'm brazilian
    I have to tell you. When she says "it's garbage", what she actually says is "é bagunça, né?". The translation wouldn't be "garbage". She's saying that he's too much trouble to be worth it. That he comes with a lot of shit. Bagunça is actually "mess" not garbage. But "bagunça" used in this context is mostly used by the poorest areas of the country, it's a slang, and a very local one, sort of. It sounds super funny to hear everything in english and suddenly "é bagunça né".

    • @fefiedmond1920
      @fefiedmond1920 4 роки тому +199

      Thank you for this explanation :3

    • @samuelmoreno6155
      @samuelmoreno6155 4 роки тому +150

      Didn't she meant something like "é zoera né?" or " you joking right?" Because she first said "sério?"

    • @Gustavo-mt1ho
      @Gustavo-mt1ho 4 роки тому +115

      @@samuelmoreno6155 yes like "Is this really happening?"

    • @vanessavaz1187
      @vanessavaz1187 3 роки тому +70

      I'm portuguese. We use that word a lot, but in our case it's to describe a messy place. Like "my house is a mess", "a minha casa está uma bagunça". We wouldn't use it in this context. That was funny and interesting to hear, though. :)

    • @SorahKetsu
      @SorahKetsu 3 роки тому +58

      @@vanessavaz1187 O gringo "I'm a convicted criminal"
      A brasileira: bagunça né
      eu ri demais asuhaushauhs

  • @apmatos58
    @apmatos58 4 роки тому +697

    I’m brazillian and all the equipment this guy brings like he is going to war cracks me up so much lmao

    • @cringeypopsicle589
      @cringeypopsicle589 4 роки тому +14

      What about those flirtatious texts? Is it normal in Brazil to do that?

    • @dontreadmyprofilepic4686
      @dontreadmyprofilepic4686 4 роки тому

      DON'T řěàď MY NAME!

    • @alandesordi
      @alandesordi 4 роки тому +23

      Aonde esses grigos acham essas minas ????

    • @nikolastankovic3903
      @nikolastankovic3903 4 роки тому +5

      @@cringeypopsicle589 im from Serbia and its normal here

    • @fernanda4738
      @fernanda4738 4 роки тому +24

      WeebTrash we have a really friendly culture. It’s really common for us to say nice things to people around us. I say to my friends they’re hot all the time, even if their significant other is around

  • @idooksfweezie
    @idooksfweezie 4 роки тому +469

    “I couldn’t handle her reaction”
    Her: laughs and calls him crazy

  • @amelieouellet3016
    @amelieouellet3016 3 роки тому +49

    The thing that bother's me is how paul calls her Karin-y when everyone else calls her Karine like dude stop adding letters lol

    • @andrypereira7681
      @andrypereira7681 3 роки тому +7

      that’s actually how her name is pronounced in brazil

    • @its_gabs
      @its_gabs 3 роки тому +2

      Nah, both pronunciations are fine in Brazilian Portuguese

  • @isabellan.7732
    @isabellan.7732 4 роки тому +581

    i feel kind of offended with this guy coming to brazil carrying supplies like he was going
    to attend the war lmao

    • @aboredfellow1448
      @aboredfellow1448 4 роки тому +8

      Kinda accurate not gonna lie

    • @laiztonson
      @laiztonson 4 роки тому +76

      @Old man What do you mean by "you guys"? And like, doesn't robbers all around the world rob at gun point? o_o

    • @conquerorofhomies5957
      @conquerorofhomies5957 4 роки тому +12

      Eu acho que deve ter sido a criação? A mulher deu a porra de um cabelo pro filho (????) Então já da pra saber porque ele é surtado. Ah e não se esqueça que também é um Yankee, eles são ignorantes pra cacete.

    • @GMedz-hr9jk
      @GMedz-hr9jk 4 роки тому +4

      How has it offensive? Genuine question? I mean, as over the top it is, if I was trekking through the Amazon, I would too!!

    • @CarlosOliveira-ug6ux
      @CarlosOliveira-ug6ux 4 роки тому +23

      @@GMedz-hr9jk I mean, if you're going to the amazon, then it's not a problem. Safety is always welcome. But if you're just going to a city or something, you don't need that much stuff lmao

  • @efegurzcakroglu366
    @efegurzcakroglu366 4 роки тому +565

    Paul: I wanna impress her!
    *casually wears chemical warfare suit*

    • @theolopez3299
      @theolopez3299 4 роки тому +3

      brings mom's hair

    • @jockeelly
      @jockeelly 4 роки тому

      A real chemical suit, even I would be impressed by that!

  • @Stacattooo
    @Stacattooo 4 роки тому +514

    * *Paul run towards the hill* *
    "DONT GO IN THERE PAUL, THERE'S FISHES THERE"

  • @larrikin8541
    @larrikin8541 3 роки тому +16

    Paul each time he goes on a plane:
    Security: *dude why have you got hair in your pocket*

  • @cold_drink6190
    @cold_drink6190 4 роки тому +496

    Paul just seems like the type of guy that never leaves his house. His family just does everything for him.

  • @coreyb1295
    @coreyb1295 4 роки тому +368

    "I was accused of burning my own house down. I spent 18 months in jail."
    Nah bro. You were CONVICTED

    • @sipnothx5868
      @sipnothx5868 4 роки тому +2

      Corey B well jail is where you await trial so he may not have been convicted

    • @aculnay
      @aculnay 4 роки тому +12

      Why can't I burn down my own house?

    • @randomness9960
      @randomness9960 4 роки тому +1

      aculnay because I live there

    • @emstink
      @emstink 4 роки тому +22

      @@aculnay 1. Because it's dangerous, the fire could get out of hand and spread very quickly. 2. Because the emergency services will have to come put the fire out, wasting their time and they need to be paid. 3. Because it releases pollutants into the atmosphere. Ever live near a house that's burned down? It stinks for weeks. 4. He didn't actually burn his own house down, it was his ex-gfs.

    • @emstink
      @emstink 4 роки тому +7

      @@sipnothx5868 Then he wouldn't have been a "convicted criminal". But he said he was convicted lol

  • @nobitanobi
    @nobitanobi 4 роки тому +2191

    Mom gives hair to Paul
    Me: something ain’t right
    Paul confesses to be criminal
    Me: Ah, there it is

    • @RockSolitude
      @RockSolitude 4 роки тому +29

      That is completely after the fact. Are we just gonna ignore the mum and her giving him her hair in the first place?

    • @glonx639
      @glonx639 4 роки тому +38

      @@RockSolitude The weird thing isn't just that she gives him her hair, it's how nonchalant he is about it, like she's done it a thousand times before.

    • @RockSolitude
      @RockSolitude 4 роки тому +34

      @@glonx639 I know I'm just being an armchair psychologist here but it definitely seems like it's been normalized to him. He's been socialized to accept that as not-unusual. Given his criminal record (what he supposedly did) and not being completely well adjusted socially (impacting his relationships and ability to make/hold good relationships with others). There is definitely something wrong with his home life and his parents.

    • @madhusudan6772
      @madhusudan6772 4 роки тому

      how 10 May is an ‘autumn day’ in South Africa?

    • @garretborn5911
      @garretborn5911 4 роки тому +1

      @@madhusudan6772 southern hemisphere

  • @r4ritikaaa
    @r4ritikaaa 3 роки тому +3

    14:30 HE'S STILL RUNNIN

  • @romatomatobro2971
    @romatomatobro2971 4 роки тому +2136

    why my man gotta act like hes drowning when his girl is literally able to stand up in that water smh

    • @veronicabendig7123
      @veronicabendig7123 4 роки тому +37

      He doesn't want to touch the floor 🤣🤣

    • @brhmn4309
      @brhmn4309 4 роки тому +87

      But then pp fish will swim up his legs

    • @SkeiJoys
      @SkeiJoys 4 роки тому +10

      Because the producer told him. That's how these shows work.

    • @NotD-kp3by
      @NotD-kp3by 4 роки тому +5

      Though he could have some type of OCD wouldn't be a surprise

    • @hyperless7387
      @hyperless7387 4 роки тому +9

      @@veronicabendig7123 non floor gang exposed

  • @conforzo
    @conforzo 4 роки тому +476

    Lesson to learn from all these is: Overprotecting parents will ruin a persons life

    • @nautilus8518
      @nautilus8518 4 роки тому +8

      Contrapunctus XV I wasn’t going to like until I saw it had 68 likes. Now you have 69

    • @jordancombs345
      @jordancombs345 4 роки тому +2

      Not gonna upvote to keep at 69. Nice.

    • @mvqrt
      @mvqrt 4 роки тому +4

      Ok who ruined it?

    • @coolguy3848
      @coolguy3848 4 роки тому +6

      @@jordancombs345 this isnt reddit

    • @ItsBungy
      @ItsBungy 4 роки тому

      Jordan Combs found the redditor

  • @zlabbah6523
    @zlabbah6523 4 роки тому +612

    Normal people’s mums: hugs and kisses goodbye
    Paul’s mum: _here son have my hair_

  • @zebarizvi228
    @zebarizvi228 3 роки тому +8

    The interpretor has so much empathy that I thought he was related to the Karine

  • @70600ghebe
    @70600ghebe 4 роки тому +2355

    paul’s the guy who goes to the doctor because he has a mild cold.

    • @LadyAnalicia
      @LadyAnalicia 4 роки тому +89

      And yet believes that he could totally survive a zombie apocalypse.

    • @chrisk896
      @chrisk896 4 роки тому +26

      Paul’s the guy to go to the emergency room cause of a paper cut

    • @ilikesprite108
      @ilikesprite108 4 роки тому +13

      He’s the type of guy who would wear a full on hazmat suit because of the corona virus or bring a tape measurer to make sure everyone’s six feet apart

    • @DTorto
      @DTorto 4 роки тому +6

      unfortunately you kinda have to nowadays
      unless if you cough like once
      because ur choking on water
      thats what paul would do

    • @laurencombs204
      @laurencombs204 4 роки тому +1

      paul's the kind of guy who allergies and calls it the flu

  • @totallynotextra2035
    @totallynotextra2035 4 роки тому +491

    PP fish be like: "Man why would I swim up this guy?"

  • @dariusm8310
    @dariusm8310 4 роки тому +2511

    You should watch the one episode where a Swedish guy flys over to Italy to search for his future fiancée

  • @statesminds
    @statesminds 3 роки тому +9

    That dude so over the top with his prep. 😂💀😭 also why tf did his mom give him some hair?! And the way he runs off all emotional.he seriously is insane hahaha

  • @giorgosz3926
    @giorgosz3926 4 роки тому +428

    my dude told her ,he is a criminal and then naruto ran in the damn forest

  • @yousifshamandour2169
    @yousifshamandour2169 4 роки тому +821

    “Wanna swim in the lake?”
    Paul: alright let me go get my condom

  • @owenballard4238
    @owenballard4238 4 роки тому +869

    Paul is definitely one of those people who have never left their home town

  • @aoihitori
    @aoihitori Рік тому +4

    He dropped a lore of his past,
    He run to the woods.
    Refuse to elaborate further. 😂

  • @Bunnymon
    @Bunnymon 4 роки тому +1867

    When he started running and seeing Pewds reaction I completely died... xD

    • @cmikles1
      @cmikles1 4 роки тому +17

      Stop him!!!

    • @mr.bubbles8351
      @mr.bubbles8351 4 роки тому

      Omg r u alright??

    • @FlowerTrollSan
      @FlowerTrollSan 2 роки тому +4

      Whenever Pewds mentioned the urethra, I fucking lost it 😂😂 almost choked on my coffee 😂

  • @Silva-xl2et
    @Silva-xl2et 4 роки тому +308

    imagine one day your boyfriend reveals to you that he has a criminal record and immediately runs into the woods afterwards

    • @Ahana27
      @Ahana27 4 роки тому +4

      and now u have to deal with the fact that he's a vampire too

  • @d1mpy99
    @d1mpy99 4 роки тому +789

    Lol Paul's mom was just giving him the one for all quirk

  • @karun_vv7190
    @karun_vv7190 8 місяців тому +2

    6:00 future fan, you are now a dad. Be proud of your past self, life changing decision.